Pietro Maximoff: Did you and Mystique have sex?
Azazel:
Scott Summers: Yes.
Kitty Pryde: Dude, what?
Kurt Wagner: Where do you think I came from?
Logan: You can't ask if people had sex.
Pietro Maximoff: Okay, I'm sorry!
Pietro Maximoff:
Azazel:
Pietro Maximoff: What was it like?
Logan: Stop.
Pietro Maximoff: Hm?
Logan: Stop!
Kurt Wagner: I definitely don't want to hear what my dad's sex is like.
Logan: Though--actually, I am interested, because you're interdimensional and a demon-
Kurt Wagner: OKAY EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX WITH MY DAD.
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Han Solo: I know how to kiss, alright? My kisses are perfect.
Leia Organa: Do you kiss the Falcon?
Han Solo: [sputters]
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making six comedians answer exam questions instead of letting their characters do it is the funniest thing brennan has ever done the panic in their eyes is so real
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riz my aro/ace king i love you
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goncharov'd by squeem
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imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions
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"gorgug you cant be an artificer you gotta be angry"
"gorgug you cant be a barbarian you gotta be smart"
fools. he's a Mad Scientist
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or maybe I'm just autistic 😅😂
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These freaks are not studying (good for them)
Closeups below :)
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I’m so ready to have them back
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when she blackmails a principal to get a job ❤️
+bonus version with @/caitmayart’s cats from aelwyn’s original art poorly photoblasted on
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The renowned composer and orchestral conductor of Waterdeep, Melantha Erix! Leave your free will at home and lose yourself in her haunting and awe-inspiring compositions 🦋🎼🎻
New character time!! Got the opportunity to join an 'oops all evil cultist' game where I get to play this ambitious bard Miss Melantha Erix! She plans to reshape reality to her vision, cause it's not being a control freak when you're simply correct🖤
Fun facts about her design! Firstly she's not holding a wand its actually a conductor's baton! It also acts a bit like a tuning fork and makes weird warped tones when tapped against surfaces. Second is her coat is actually inspired by a Morpho Menelaus butterfly wing turned inside out!
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Isolder: It's important, alright? I have to keep this physique tight!
Tenenial Djo: For what?
Isolder: Kissing.
Tenenial Djo: What?
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‘i dont think im an artist, i think im just a really good friend’ is an incredible quote from the girl who pretended to be too cool for friendships in season 1
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Fantasy High: Junior Year Episode 3
Elven Oracle, ladies and gentlemen
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magic potions from vending machine
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