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mote-historie · 11 months
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The best people possess a feeling for beauty, the courage to take risks, the discipline to tell the truth, the capacity for sacrifice. Ironically, their virtues make them vulnerable; they are often wounded, sometimes destroyed. - Ernest Hemingway
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🧃 : Papa?
Dad!💀, lying flat on the floor :
🧃, pokes his head : Papa? Papa?
Dad!💀, unresponsive :
🧃 : Hmmmm
🎀, walks over to see what’s wrong : What are you doing, baby? And what’s wrong with papa?
🧃 : Papa stopped moving 😶
🎀 : He stopped moving? What happened?
🧃 : The teacher at my preschool told me to tell papa something
🎀 : Oh, what did you tell him?
🧃 : I said “Thank you for everything, I love you, papa!” 😊
🎀, smiling : What’s on papa’s face?
🧃, cranes Simon’s head to see his face : Papa is smiling! 😃
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luxthestrange · 3 months
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TWST Incorrect quotes#698 Papa Leech
So...Papa Leech Finds out One of his sons is actually dating someone who knows...how they are
With Jade:
Jade*Talking to his mother over the phone as his father picked him up*-So anyways, My Adorable S.O is coming too we just have to pick them up-
Papa Leech: Woah woah, “S.O?”
Jade: What’s that supposed to mean? Come now Father I thought you were accepting don’t tell me-
Papa Leech: Pump the breaks Mushroom brain, I’m not Xenophobic I dont care you're dating some Human, Just surprised anyone would date you...
Jade*Smiles with and Eyetwitch*...
With Floyd:
Floyd*Introducing you to his papa* Papa, Shripmy.Shrimpy, Papa.
You raise your hand to wave nervously at him
Papa Leech: What in the fuck knuckles is this?...
Floyd: They're my S.O, you intolerant shit-
Papa Leech: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends, ~ I'm just surprised anyone would date you, Especially This Tiny Cutie Shrimp
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incorrecthatchetfield · 7 months
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Incorrect Nerdy Prudes Must Die 6/?, but it's just the paulkins scene
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scoutswritingcorner · 13 days
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Incorrect Quotes FT. Papa Alastor and Child!GN!Reader!
Alastor: Fawn? We need to speak.
Child!Reader: Okay..but in my defense Aunt Niffty bet me 2 lollipops that I couldn't drink the shampoo..
Alastor: That's not I wanted to talk abo- You drank shampoo?
Child!Reader: No...you're the one hiccupping bubbles.
Source: Brooklyn 99.
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Twisted wonderland incorrect Quotes #31
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Floyd: *T-posing on a counter in octanvale* HI AZUL
Azul: *not looking up from his book* Good morning problem child
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Crewel: I hope you realise this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my class
Mc: Well is there any other type of idiocy you’d like more
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whenthehammerissquare · 9 months
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Things Papa said at the Ritual last night that made me lose it
(About Nihil) "He was a better saxophone player than a father, I can tell you that much."
"But unfortunately, nothing can ever last forever. So here is a song to say goodbye." Proceeds to play Respite (I cried)
"I've always wanted to find a place to belong, and I feel like this–here–is where I belong. You should belong here too." (I also cried)
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Terzo: *In a sermon* In conclusion; if Satan himself requires consent to enter a person’s body, So. Do. You!
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thesunhatesme · 1 month
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Copia, driving:what is he doing!
Swiss, in the passengers seat: he’s driving like a maniac!
Dew, in the seat behind Swiss:Everyone, give them the finger when we pass
Phantom, in the seat behind Copia: which finger?
Dew: the bad one
Copia, passing the car:
Dew, Copia and swiss: *holding up their middle fingers*
Phantom, doing thumbs down:Boooo!
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Carol: What's Peter to you?
Natasha and Y/N: The reason we wake up every morning.
Wanda: That's adorable!
Peter, their son, earlier that morning, banging pots together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
(Bonus)
Peter, still banging pots together: I DEMAND ATTENTION!
Y/N: THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING ELSE, RIGHT NOW!
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luxthestrange · 6 months
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TWST Incorrect quotes#658 Bat
Yuu*Coming back after putting the boys to sleep...with food stains snot and a bit of blood from sebek bitting you...he is teething* Hey, wanna take a shower with me?~
Lilia*Puts down his controller and pauses the game on the TV* I have a bat by that nightstand beside the bed, If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and hit me with it because I’ve obviously gone crazy
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emxritus · 5 months
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Copia, pointing a camera at Dew : There he is, our sweet baby.
Dew, holding a cigarette and a beer : What-?
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equestriagirl16 · 1 year
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MC: Sooooo I did a thing.
Crewel: Oh dear-
MC: Nonono-it’s completely harmless I promise! Lemme just..*removes hat*
Crewel: *gasp*
MC: *reveals a white streak they dyed in their hair* U-Um, I just thought it’d be a cool idea for us to be matching. Ya know like a..father-child thing.
Crewel: *crushing you in a hug* Oh pup, you look wonderful.
MC: *hugs back* So am I correct to assume you like it?
Crewel: *chuckling* I love it.~❤️
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Swiss: Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs Rain: Dew: Mountain: Phantom: Copia: Copia: what.......the fuck?
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bluesylveon2 · 6 months
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Crewel talking about his adopted daughter to Trein
Crewel: who's that wonderful girl? Could she be any cuter?
An NRC guy, who clearly has an interest in Yuu, walks up to Yuu
Crewel: oh look! Here comes a suitor-WAIT A MINUTE! GET AWAY FROM MY PUP! Proceeds to chase the guy with his pointer stick
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