#present-dad

[july-19th-club]

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

#i personally like to not be doing things constantly at all times. it stresses me out #i know there are ppl who thrive on cosntant activity #but me i like to chill out. #and the problem then becomes that i only ACTIVELY remember to do work and Find More Work To Do when im stressed #at the thought that others might want to see me working #if im ever relaxed i just dont look for stuff to do #catch 22 of modern work culture which permeates even ostensibly noncapitalist structures like public libraries #for instance: will it really kill anybody if the books get shelved by me now after a very busy day? #or shelved tomorrow morning by. well probably me since i'll be the one at the desk #not in the slightest #but it was work that wasnt being immediately done by me. therefore it was incorrect behavior #that i failed to identify because my instinct is to relax when not immediately presented with a Situation #this got me labeled as 'having no initiative' by my dad from a very early age #and even as an adult i still feel like im a child with no initiative

[egophiliac]

redesigning my headcanon for Sebek's parents, based on important new information (SCALES)

(you can't see it but they're both wearing crocs)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #they are truly the most inspiring love story of our generation #though i guess he's not dr. zigvolt since zigvolt is the clan name... #unless he took her name which i absolutely could see. why would you ever not want to be called zigvolt. #this does tie nicely in with my headcanon that sebek's siblings got more of the fae features than he did #and he has a Complex about it #i get the impression that sebek's siblings are much closer in age to each other and also have more of their dad's chill #so sebek is sort of the baby of the family and he's got a Complex about that too #i think a lot about the zigvolt family for characters who have never actually appeared #on the subject of actual canon though #i do actually really appreciate that both sebek and silver each had a little moment of reassuring each other #that this is 400 years ago and also incredibly unfortunate circumstances #and present-day reality lilia and baul love them very much #(i do think sebek is secretly baul's favorite grandkid) #it was just nice to see! especially from sebek! he is sometimes a very thoughtful boy and it's always nice to see that side of him #sebek trying SO hard to get baul to like him though 😭 #and lilia being like 'aw i think you're getting kind of fond of him :)' #i love. Characters.

[ineffableparents]

Ducks today, maybe Jay tomorrow

#Glow #ineffable family #ineffable parents #ineffable dads #cherub #male presenting pregnancy #pregnancy

[alpacacare-archive]

the brainworms are kiiling me. have a dad and son 👍︎

#papyrus #gaster #dadster #undertale #theres still not enough papyrus and dadster content where sans isnt present compared to the other way around #what will be enough you ask? well idk the exact amount cus numbers are infinite but yaknow #gaster supports let papyrus say fuck day #i believe he just sucks at parenting so papyrus cussed his whole life #and since gaster found out about the holiday papyrus has been nothing but encouraged by his dad #mostly out of spite towards the people who still believe his son to be 5 years old #im sorry i saw someone refer to papyrus as a prec**s cin***on ro*l and had to do something #my shoulder hurts so bad and drawing and typing worsens it and i have an exam tommorow i need to rest it for and look what im doing. #being silly. #>:[

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #155

Tony can be... a bit overbearing with his helicopter parent tendencies. To combat this, Peter sets up a small protocol with FRIDAY. 

Any time Tony wants to do something paranoid or invasive, FRIDAY is to send him a helpful article first, with titles like "Excessive Surveillance Can Harm Adolescent Development, Study Finds" and "Why Teens Need Privacy From Their Parents"

Peter leaves the choice of articles up to FRIDAY, trusting her to send ones that fit the situation.

While this protocol does get Tony to reconsider some of his more... extreme impractical requests, in most cases it fails to change his mind. Being hands-off about Peter's safety is not something he can do -- not when he knows the kinds of dangers this particular kid could face.

He's grateful for the insight that the protocol has given him, though. So instead of removing it, he decides to add to it. He asks FRIDAY to make it a two-way street. Now, whenever Peter complains about one of Tony's safety protocols, FRIDAY will send an article to help him understand

However, Tony doesn't anticipate the kinds of articles FRIDAY will choose. While she continues to send Tony studies and editorials, to Peter she sends news reports from Tony's past

Peter's mad that Tony has put trackers in everything he owns? -- "Tony Stark Still Missing: Inside Month Three of the Harrowing Search"

Peter hates the constant health monitoring that FRIDAY does when he's in the tower? -- "Death Wish or Death Sentence? Stark Behavior Tied to Secret Illness that Almost Cost Him His Life"

It goes on and on. For every seemingly insane overreach, there's a story, an experience Tony is trying to protect Peter from. 

They both still disagree about how much protection is too much, but at least they understand each other better now

#tony upon reading peter's articles: hmm. that's... actually pretty convincing. I guess I can see where he's coming from #FRI babe send pete something equally convincing so he can see my side #FRIDAY: here are tony stark's traumas age 0 to present- #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #she basically bombards him with empathy #FRIDAY is truly a strategy queen #peter parker #tony stark #irondad #spiderson #ironfam #queueueueue #see announcements #also if tony ever complains that he didn't want FRIDAY to share all those personal things- #peter: payback's a bitch huh

[teetlezhere]

There is some angst going on irl and I craved fluff/comfort.

So morning/wake up time with Future Leo and Present Leo. Future Leo gets some needed coffee and mini Leo is still eepy but he gotta wake up.

Mini Leo be collecting parental figures like collectibles in a videogame fr.

#Rise fandom forgive me for I have not finished my Movie anniversary tribute pics and videos as I thought I would. #Please accept this humble soft Leos moment #rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #riseofthetmnt #rottmnt Leo #future Leo #future leonardo #future!leo #f!leo #rottmnt au #ok apocalennials #I’m all for future Leo will punch his younger self in the face #but he will be dad/big bro to his younger self and the present turtles #brain: stop drawing f!leo dad™️ mini leo! he’s CJ’s dad! #also my brain: fluff time go brrrrr #tcest dni #I will end your Wi-Fi forever #and steal your kneecaps #au related pic that I am working on but I’m slower than slow motion jutsu #my friend is dragging me to a weekend between us and told me no drawing tablet. RIP #BUT I STREAMED THE MOVIE #OVER 10 TIMES in the last few days! #also nimona btw so Netflix won’t think I’m a bot

[cparti-mkiki]

roy christmas 1991

#succession #kendall roy #roman roy #shiv roy #succession fanart #caroline collingwood #my art #in an early draft logan was included but… #dad present at important family events? unrealistic #caroline on her princess diana haircut era IGNORE the year i don’t know if it’s anachronistic or not #lol

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz was trying to convince my boyfriend that he is his real dad by showing us an overedited PowerPoint presentation.

No one believed him.

#dream #dr doofenshmirtz #boyfriend #dad #father #family #powerpoint #presentation #powerpoint presentation

[nelkcats]

The 7th

When the Wizard explained to Billy about his powers he forgot to mention that the Champion of Magic had a seventh patron who would manifest in his greatest moments of need. Although this one did not count as "official" since he was not exactly sharing his powers like the others.

So it's understandable that Billy would freak out at the new voice in his head telling him to steal a sandwich from one of the rude people on the subway.

Billy tried to argue with the voice about it since his parents had taught him all about good and evil but it had been a few days since his conversation with the Wizard Shazam and it had been weeks since his last decent meal other than leftovers. The Sandwich was packed and its owner wasn't paying attention, one little slip and he would have something in his stomach.

Solomon was very upset with the new voice, he was fully aware of who was talking and thought that he had left after the disaster with Adam but apparently the Ghost King had taken an interest in "The New Champion", Solomon had suspicions that it was because Billy was a kid.

The new voice introduced himself as "Phantom", he argued a lot with Solomon, didn't seem to have any moral and Zeus always muttered about his older brother's annoying best friend whenever he manifested. The boy did not know who the new God was but at least he gave good life advice. Or he liked to think so.

Phantom had many arguments with the other immortals, Hercules complained about his friendship with Kronos (which the boy found worrying but decided not to comment), Salomon about his recklessness, Atlas and Achilles bothered him constantly and Mercury kept challenging him to races. But it seemed that thanks to him everyone had become interested not only in helping Captain Marvel but also Billy!

Phantom even had a lot of good advices on being a young hero or keeping his secret from the League and for the first time since he got his powers Billy didn't feel so lost.

#dpxdc #prompt #Danny is like his mentor #he take care of Billy #the kid remind him of his past self #ghost king danny #he is considered the god of all death #because of the realms #and is Hades BFF #Apparently Sam liked talking with Persephone and present him to Hades #Zeus is just grumpy because Phantom prefer his older brother AND dad before him #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny got interested because Billy is a kid #he disconnected from the other champions before #too old or wise #they didn't take his teen voice seriously #Danny is the reason the Champions of Magic are almost immortal in that form #and can manage all the magic inside their body #the rock is also connected to the realms #danny phantom #shazam #captain marvel #dc x dp prompt #billy batson

[alien-slushie]

All For One: Okay Seriously, how many Heros do I have to fight?!

All Might: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my successor and now I'm going to f*ck you!

All For One: ...

Deku: ...

Eraserhead: ....

Endeavor: ...

Nezu: ....

Present Mic: 🤨

Midnight: Well this just got interesting!

Deku, quietly: Its "F*ck you up", All Might.

All Might: Wait, what did I say?

#source: hazbin hotel #incorrect my hero academia quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect boku no hero academia quotes #incorrect mha quotes #midoriya izuku #deku #all for one #all might #eraserhead #nezu #present mic #yamada hizashi #midnight #nemuri kayama #this is cannon and there is literally nothing anyone can tell me that would convince me otherwise #dad might

[forestmossling]

these mfs are driving me insane with their adopted parental figures energy, i can’t take it anymore

#erasermic #eraserhead #present mic #aizawa shouta #mha aizawa #yamada hizashi #mha #my hero academia #these bitches are gay and in love and don’t even try telling me otherwise #dadzawa #dad mic

[susansontag]

I sort of feel like the fact the woman in anatomy of a fall fits certain stereotypes typically exploited in court and in public perception for negative effect / to make us mistrust her is one of the reasons why I don't actually think she killed her husband (though the film does leave the truth deliberately ambiguous). by this I mean she's a bisexual woman in a tense and crumbling marriage who has had affairs, she's quite straightforward and 'cold' in her manner as opposed to overly people pleasing and forthcoming emotionally, she will defend herself in argument with her husband without qualm or an attempt to claim blame for things she doesn't believe she's culpable for, etc etc.

her husband calls her icy and uncaring, the prosecution accuse her of seduction of an attractive female journalist, and she continues to not let up in court and to fight her corner. and after having conversations with people, including men, after watching, I wonder how many people in the audience, especially men, realise that these are common tropes used against women in the legal system to incriminate them. women are punished much more for being promiscuous and straightforward than men are in comparable situations, and this is why these tropes are played up as being so indicative of guilt in the first place. but interestingly it's the inclusion of all of these stereotypes that make me think we're probably supposed to believe that she is innocent, or at least that makes me think so, in spite of the use of tropes made to suggest she's incapable of loving her husband properly or feeling the correct amount of sorrow over his death.

but anyway, that's just my two cents. I'm actually really interesting in hearing from others whether they think she killed him or not!

#anatomy of a fall #that said I do think we're supposed to believe the kid is lying substantially about what his dad said #or at least that he was potentially lying. all evidence other than the concrete (the audio of their spoken altercation) is presented as #subjective and potentially true potentially untrue #moth.txt

[petite-gloom]

happy santa day to all who participate

#zettelkasten anon here’s a glimpse at my notes lol #the presents are all for my dad 😌 #own #commonplace

[juice-thief-frog]

Bonding with Aunt Janai is going well! 👍

I hope that someday Callum and Ezran can take a vacation to the Banther Lodge again, but this time with more elves! Amaya is so happy to see Janai and her nephews getting along... but also not happy that Ezran left the house without a hat-

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[ Callum, Janai and Ezran sitting in the snow. The Banther Lodge and a forest is sketched messily in the background, slightly whited out by the chilly winter air. Snowflakes are slowly falling from the white and blue sky, lightly decorating the surroundings.

Janai is sitting in the middle, without her crown or any royal clothes. She's wearing a tank top, showing off the yellow, heated marks on her arms. The heated marks are glowing slightly, and she's smiling in amusement at young King Ezran.

Ezran is holding his hands out, warming them on the heat surrounding Janai. He's laughing, amazed at her powers. Ezran is wearing a red and gold oversized sweater and a big, yellow scarf. His cheeks and nose are slightly red from the cold.

Callum is sitting on the other side of Janai, laughing with his eyes closed at Ezran's antics. Callum is wearing a red beanie, his brown hair poking out under the brim. Callum's cheeks and nose are also notably red from the icy air. ]

#i got a drawing tablet yaaallll #i got it last month but i'm still happy #best present ever #i would like to thank my mom and my dad for this opportunity-- #dragon prince fanart #dragon prince #the dragon prince #fanart #tdp fanart #tdp #janai #queen janai #ezran #king ezran #callum #high mage callum #prince callum #prince ezran #tdp janai #tdp callum #tdp ezran #get transcribed fool! #i hope there are no typos #i worked on this drawing for so long #be free my love #fly high #tdp art #my art

[corndog-patrol]

they’re simply vibing

#bnha #erasermic #lazy cat dads #boku no hero academia #aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #present mic #my art #sprinkles

[sassypantsjaxon]

Reasons I'm a DadMic raising Shinson truther:

There is no way Mr Double-Finger-Guns himself isn't somehow responsible for this

#also the idea of mic helping him with tips and tricks to having a vocal quirk #also mic helping him gain some self confidence #also the fact that shinsou canonly reminds mic of both his best friends #also i just think it would be fun #shinsou hitoshi #yamada hizashi #present mic #dad mic #i mean dadzawa is cool and all #but the potential dadmic has is severely underrated