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Vaggie: Charlie, I'm sad. Charlie: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Lucifer: Alastor, I'm sad. Alastor, nodding: It is, as the kids say, a mood.
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ruegarding · 3 months
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this is one of my favorite parallels. kronos repeats luke's words from tlt slightly wrong in tlo. just how he tries to achieves luke's goal slightly wrong, slightly corrupted. the same idea, but different meanings. different endings.
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mariathechosen1 · 10 months
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Digging too deep:
Philosophical obsession to the point of self destruction
[Image description: A collage consisting of 10 different photographs and quotes, all related to digging and holes. From top to bottom:
A wikipedia headline that says “Law of Holes”.
A close up of a shovel, digging into loose dirt.
An excerpt from a wikipedia article about the law of holes: The law of holes or the first law of holes, is an adage which states: "if you find yourself in a hole, stop digging." It is used as a metaphor, warning that when in an untenable position, it is best to stop making the situation worse.”
A lyrics excerpt from ‘The Song With Five Names’ by Will Wood: You can break a shovel when you break new ground / You dig dirt up when you dig deep down / You should know better than that by now / It's not profound to know that you could never know!
A blurry photograph of a dark rectangular hole in the ground, seemingly a grave. The hole is so dark the bottom of it isn’t visible. Besides the hole there is a pile of dirt.
A lyrics excerpt from ‘Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!’ by Will Wood and The Tapeworms: Gotta get to the bottom of this/ Gotta get to the bottom of this / Gotta get to the bottom of this / Gotta gotta get, gotta gotta get, gotta get / Gotta get to the bottom of this / Gotta gotta get, gotta gotta get, gotta get / Gotta get to the bottom of this / Gotta gotta get, gotta gotta get, gotta get / Gotta get to the bottom of this / If it kills me
An excerpt from a wikipedia article about the law of holes: The second law of holes is commonly known as: "when you stop digging, you are still in a hole."
A photograph of a deep round hole. There’s a ladder going down into it and the bottom of the hole isn’t visible.
An excerpt from the transcript of episode 88 of The Magnus Archives: It was very strange. It was just the one word, solid capital letters in a small, neat typeface at the very centre of the page. It said ‘DIG’. I took that to be the title, and turned to the next page. ‘DIG’. Exactly the same. The third page. ‘DIG’. The fourth page. ‘DIG’. Dig, dig, dig, dig.
A lyrics excerpt from ‘Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!’ by Will Wood and The Tapeworms: Looking down I could say heaven sent me / Hand me my shovel, I’m going in!
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[‘Law of Holes’ - Wikipedia, ‘The Song with Five Names, a​.​k​.​a. Soapbox Tao, a​.​k​.​a. Checkmate Atheists! a​.​k​.​a. Neospace Government, a​.​k​.​a. You Can Never Know’ - Will Wood and the Tapeworms, ‘Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!’ - Will Wood and the Tapeworms, MAG 88 ‘Dig’ - The Magnus Archives]
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dickgraysonmybeloved · 3 months
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Dick, walking into a lounge room: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?? Steph, twisting around: Y- you were putting it in cold water?? Dick: ... Duke, looking up in horror: Dick. Answer the question, Dick. Dick, awkwardly: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realise there was an actual reason. Steph and Duke: ... Dick: Plus you think I have the patience to boil water? Steph: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?? Duke, suddenly turning on Steph, wondering what kind of house hes been brought into: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? Steph, twisting back around to glare at Duke now ignoring dick who takes this opportunity to sneak out: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Duke, exhasterated: It takes less than a minute. Steph: DUKE, is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun??? Duke, continuing to argue: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Steph: Like seven minutes?? Bruce, walking in with Jason right behind him (something about a motorbike and helmets), hearing the tail end of the convo: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan! Duke, nearly standing up in anger: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? It could break??? Bruce? Is your stove is enchanted?! Jason, turning and leaving before he can get involved because he will get out his guns: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic. Babs, from down the hall: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?! Alfred, horrified about what he has created and now desperately needs to teach them about tea:
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 month
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JOHN: rose can you tell me a bedtime story?
ROSE: sure. settle in. once upon a time there was a man named dave
ROSE: dave edited wikipedia with incorrect information.
ROSE: and you know what happened to him?
ROSE: he got stabbed.
ROSE: do you get the moral of the story?
JOHN: no
ROSE: goodnight, john
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robo-dino-puppy · 19 days
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under a night sky, in a field of flowers
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harringroveera · 10 months
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Steve & Robin in an attempt to flirt with their crush
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sessa23 · 5 months
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The Doctor: You've let larceny taint your loveliness.
Companion: Less talk, more sonic, *sees that the Doctor is focused on master/missy* huh? Are you even listening to me?
The Master/Missy: My pets will soon silence that insolent tongue of... did you say lovely?
The Doctor: Lovely, yes, but evil, too. Give up this life of destruction. Allow me to help rehabilitate you.
Companion : Wait. Are you two flirting?
The Master/Missy : Oh, always trying to declaw me, Doctor. Which is why I must clip your wings, permanently.
The Doctor: Not if I collar you first.
Compainion: You are! You're flirting. Flirterers!
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autisticzenitsu · 6 months
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Giyuu: My food’s too hot. I can’t eat it. Tengen: I'm too hot but you still eat me. Hinatsuru: *sighs* Makio, slamming her hands on the table: ONE DINNER. Suma: Here we go again-- Makio: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK FOR.
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mamasplat · 6 months
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Courtney: you’ve been…dating leader maxie? my leader? maxie? red hair?…leader maxie?
Archie: if that’s my character development yeah!
Courtney:
Archie:
Courtney:
Archie:
Courtney: yup i can kill you!
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raayllum · 1 year
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We have to hold pain and love in our hearts at the same time.
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- based on a quote from norwegian wood by haruki murakami
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alien-slushie · 5 months
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Shuichi: I want you all to say one nice thing about Kokichi!
Kokichi: I have given you nothing to revear. I will betray you all when the opportunity arises.
Shuichi, clearing his throat: Kokichi i think-
Kokichi: -You'll be first.
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alangdorf · 2 months
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Sorry got distracted again 💥
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*Leo/Need is on a hike* Ichika: It’s beautiful out here. Honami: And quiet. Ichika: Too quiet. Honami: Did we lose someone? *cut to Shiho with a bear in a headlock, and Saki with a machete*
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smallsleepyoarfish · 9 months
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Neo agent 3 edits for when you’re pleading to have a good time, and for when you’re no longer asking
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