A Grown Ass Man, Married, and a Father of three.
*Pets and kisses his head*
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Star Trek's crazy ass 28 day total runtime leaving everyone else in the shade
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Every remake of a game should come with a copy of the game it is remaking that is compatible with modern hardware but otherwise untouched and I'm not even exaggerating this should be mandated by law. If you're going to attempt to recreate a piece of art you have to give people access to its original context otherwise it becomes the only context and makes the previous version simply a superceded product
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When the Harry Potter HBO series comes out, I better not be seeing any of the bullshit justifications that you guys used to justify your Hogwarts Legacy purchases.
"Oh, she won't be making any money from it!"
She's the executive producer.
"There's no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway!"
That excuse applies when you're talking about things that humans actually need, like food. That excuse does not apply when you're talking about a TV show.
"I have to support the creators!"
No you don't. No you fucking don't. If that excuse was true, you'd have to consume every piece of media that was ever created. Besides, Warner Brothers is a billion-dollar corporation. You won't hurt their feelings if you boycott one TV show.
"But it was my childhood!"
I don't care. I legitimately do not care.
I don't wanna go through this bullshit again. Just don't fucking watch the series. It's that simple.
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the 21st century innovation of posting or whatever allows me to share Shadow in a Dress in a rebloggable format.
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I had a powerful urge come upon me and I was helpless against it.
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