#so i ask for the lady and they tell me she isnt there anymore

[tinyorangepotato]

Love phone calls

#tiny talking #/j #trying to get a new job and the lady told me to call today between 4 adn 5 #so i hype myself up to call adn it rings and rings and then a computer speaks asking for operator code or some shit so i hang up #try again like 15 minutes later and turns out that it was just the actaul place of works phone so now i gotta talk to more people #so i ask for the lady and they tell me she isnt there anymore #so fuck man #i called within the time and did what i could #and my stomach hurt the entire time\ #and now i guess i was too late or something #so i took a quick cry form anxiety and technically being turned down i guess #and so i guess i gotta try again tomorrow #but i was only given a time for today to call so idk even if she is in tomrorw #andnfuck man fuck this #just someone give me a million dolars please

[bangcakes]

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#well ladies. what does it mean when he tells you he doesnt wanna keep in touch with the others anymore but then joins the server anyway #in which you know that the only person he tolerates (dare i say likes) is you #or maybe i sound insane idk. wish he'd make a Move on me already but then xmas IS v close so i mean #i get it #n also say it goes bad right.... have to see eaxh other at graduation #what im saying is..... if no moves have been made .... gonna ask him out in feb after graduation GZUDDTJITTDTDIZJT #IF i still feel the same and i think he'll say yes. hhhhhh this shid is so hard #im also like ... worried that the guy i made friends with that turned out to be snakey is like.... going to attempt to turn everybody #against me bc like...... one of my friends isnt answering me rn. tho she could be busy... im just Worried #he'll never turn the guy i have a crush on or my other friend against me tho. they dont like/trust him at all XTXIXTDIITDDIT #idk.... guess i'll just wait and see... #i cant stand... dealing with ppl that act like theyre still in hs. like come on ur in your 30s 😭😭😭 #n e way... a lil rant LOL #personal

[winters8child]

It´s been a long, long time

Chapter 16

Two weeks had passed since we arrived at Camp Lehigh, not knowing what the end goal was. I patched up minor injuries and that was about it, which was an ok job but I hoped to get more information on Bucky, where he was stationed….if he was alive, but nobody seemed to know anything or they just did not want to tell me. Steve would come by whenever he could and I noticed how often he would talk about "Peggy", he called her. She seemed nice enough, I was just afraid that she would break Steves heart.

Just like every morning, I made my way over to the infirmary but when I arrived Dr. Erskine and Agent Carter were waiting for me. "Good morning miss, today is the day we all have been waiting for. Agent Carter will accompany you and Mr. Rogers to Brooklyn, you will receive further information when we are there.", he said eagerly. Ten minutes later, Steve, Peggy and I were sitting at the back of a car, on our way to Brooklyn. Even tough I was only three weeks away, the city felt diffrent, maybe because Bucky was not in it anymore. I looked out of the window and heard how Steve would list all of the places he got beat up once. My thought went to Bucky again because all of those times he listed, were the times, Bucky had to save him.

I was about to get lost in my thoughts again, when I heard Steve call Peggy a beautiful dame, which gave me a coughing fit. He was struggling for words and making it worse with every syllable he uttered, "Or a woman. An Agent. Not a dame. You are beautiful but..". Thats when Peggy stopped him asking "You have no idea how to talk to a woman, do you?". Steve gave me a look, "Uhm I had plenty of conversations with my friend, but thats diffrent.". That hurt more than I would like to admit, so I said "Yeah because Im not a beautiful dame", with a sarcastic tone. Steve blushed at tried to console me, "Thats not what I meant…I…you are beautiful of course…". Peggy watched our conversation with interest, like she tried to read between the lines, but we arrived before she could say anything.

I got out of the car as soon as I coud, Steve scrambling after me, still trying to assure me that I misunderstood him. "Its fine Steve, im good", I told him following Peggy into a antiques store. It was dim inside and the furniture was dusty, like it had not seen customers in a long time. An old lady approached us and said "Wonderful weather this morning, isnt it?", Peggy answered without missing a beat "Yes, but I always carry an umbrella." What a weird conversation I thought to myself as I watched the old lady walk behind a counter until I heard a buzzing sound. We walked behind a curtain where a bookshelf revealed the reason we were here. This looked like a hidden army facility, doing god knows what without anybody knowing.

Peggy led us into a huge lab full of scientist and two weird looking machines in the middle. Dr. Erskine shook our hands, asking us if we were ready. Both of us gave him a nod, not really knowing whats about to happen. He instructed us to strip down to our underwear, which we promptly did. I was so nervous, I feared I would throw up any minute now. I remembered why I was doing this, this was not the time to back down, Bucky could not chicken out, so neither could I. I came out from behind the privacy screen and looked at Steve, who gave me a reassuring smile. Im sure he was as nervous as I was, but backing out was not in his dna.

We both got into our respective machine, when I heard Howard Starks voice telling Dr. Erskine that everything was ready. Peggy was making her way up to the upper booths, but she looked back at Steve one last time and I chaught him looking back at her. This was not the right moment to get jealous, or whatever that weird feeling in my stomach was, I closed my eyes and tried tune out any voices. I could hear the murmurs around me, Dr. Erskine giving a speech about this experiment and the scientist gave me some injection. The doctor started counting down as the machine around me started to whirr and buzz. A burning fluid started to flood my body and it felt like I was on fire from the inside. The machine swung up and closed the door and thats the moment I knew I hated closed spaces, but it was too late now.

The buzzing around me got louder and louder, I could not hear what was going outside but I felt a tingle in my toes, which spread allover my body. The sensation quickly turned into a sharp pain, like I was beeing stabbed over and over again. Was Steve feeling the same thing? I started yelling but nobody did anything until it all stopped. The doors opened and I was surrounded by scientiest with curious expressions and as I looked over to Steve, my jaw dropped. He seemed to be unconscious so Dr. Erskine helped him out. When I tried to make a step forward, 5 scientist closed in on me, giving me a hand. Thats when I looked down at my body, it looked entirely diffrent than before. My wiry arms were suddenly strong and muscly and I felt like I could lift up a car with them. My legs were still tingling but it did not feel uncomfortable, it felt like I could run a marathon in a minute.

I saw that Peggy was just as shocked by Steves new pecks, as she stared at him asking how he felt. But Steve was looking around until his eyes met mine and when he saw me, he ran straight into my arms. It felt diffrent, hugging him like this but somehow I could still feel Steve. "We did it", he mumbled into the crook of my neck as I hugged him back.

#sebastian stan #bucky barnes #marvel #marvel fanfiction #steve rogers #the avengers #fanfiction

[thebatbites]

i want more laurance thoughts pretty please

OKAY BUT YOU ASKED FOR IT

My thoughts on Laurence Zvhal

soft warning for aaron slander. im not really slandering him im just sharing my conspiracy theories. ALSO THIS BITCH IS LONGGGG AND THERES SO MUCH RAMBLIGN GOD HELP

god i love him so bad... thats the main thing i wanna get cleared up right the fuck away. i love him SOSO bad and i think jesson uses him completely inappropiately and im stealing him. okay? hes my oc now.

this is also a warning, i havent refreshed completely with my mcd knowledge and mystreet is more fresh in my mind so if i say something wrong about a plot point be nice to me im doing my best im a little guy with a dissociative disorder so i forget shit

aaalllrighty where the hell do i begin?

okay so first off, right off the bat: when he got back from the nether in mcd, he should've been blind. because

disability representation. blindness isnt something that can just be cured unless you get touched by jesus christ himself (im not religious but i think thats in the bible lol) and it something that impacts millions of people on the daily. exposing that to young kids can introduce them to the fact that not everybody is just like them and that people come in many different shapes and sizes. and it ofc helps anyone who happens to be blind have a chracter to relate to and project on.

do YOU KNOW HOW COOL IT WOULD BE FOR A BLIND KNIGHT? like fighting is a very visual skill for the most part you need to see your opponents sword to properly dodge it or you are good and truly fucked. so taking something integral to fighting and ripping it away gives another great chance for character development as well as some really sick ass scenes where laurence goes all toph and uses his senses that are now firing at all cylinders and kicks total ass

ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST!! like. laurence is a very visual guy, right? he sees pretty ladies to flirt with, he's a knight, he cares about his looks. so now he has all of that pretty much ripped away from him in an instant. what the fuck is he supposed to do? he flounders. hes a shell of his former self, in a way. like hes still there, hes still alive, but is he even laurence anymore? its something he has to learn to embrace and come to terms with. the main cast could also be super encouraging for him and basically is like "hey dude youre still the same fuckin awesome guy and you can still do all these fucking awesome things you just gotta learn how to do it again"

itd make for some cool relationship building between him and garroth or him and zoey or him and aphmau or even like him and cadenza. it gives him external relationships outside of just aphmau's love interest

JESUS FUCK I YAPPED A LOT ABOUT LAURENCE BEING BLIND OKAY

i think giving laurence (in both mcd and mystreet) jealousy/possessiveness issues is lame and a total turn off. like its such a gross thing to tell to kids, no? like "hey kids if you love someone they are ENTITLED to love you back and they CANT be in love with someone else"

obviously this behavior is still shut down but still... like why include it? especially because, prior to him falling in love, he seemed to be just a completely chill dude who only gets angry if he needs to. but suddenly hes mass slaughtering people at weddings (mcd), stalking his love interest because he saw her talking with another guy (mystreet), giving aphmau the cold shoulder because she is either indecisive or loses interest in him (this goes in both series i believe)

like it just gives you such an ick and obviously i know why they did this. i will say this until the day they put me in the damn ground its because of motherfucking aaron becoming a love interest. i have zero issues with aaron as a character and i even like him as a character (i have redeemed myself. i used to hate him) but as a love interest i think hes the worst thing to happen to every series because he just simply destroys any male character who had the potential to be shipped with aphmau which was all of them

were moving to mystreet here because mystreet is the best and most glaring example of this because mystreet was after they had decided to make aarmau canon in mcd and you can tell because of the way they set up laurence and garroth.

lemme explain and yes i know this is deviating from strictly laurence a tad but stay with me

im not going to use pdh because pdh was written after mystreet based off of the fact that for some reason travis doesnt know aphmau???? despite them being best friends in pdh??? WHATEVER WHWATEVER NOT THE POINT OKAY. were also going to completely disregard the undercurrent of grooming for aarmau and were going to pretend like this relationship is normal and not at all weird. okay? okay.

so from the moment you first meet laurence and garroth, you can tell their vibes are off. theyre openly hostile with each other (even if its playful theyre still "competeing" for her), theyre trying to shove each other out of the way. it makes them seem unlikeable. every time theyre on screen theyre talking to her or about her (often times planning on stalking her or getting irrationally jealous because they heard something through the grapevine) and it just turns the viewer off. if youre a first time viewer without any preconcieved notions of these character you're thinking "wow thats creepy. why would she stay friends with them? why would she bother sticking around her if all they want is a relationship out of her and not a genuine friendship?" and if you happened to watch mcd first youre thinking "wow is this how theyre really like? wow i dont like them at all anymore" and then you go to mcd and see their worst traits being ramped up and amplified to make them even more unlikable

and then you see aaron

in mcd hes a silent protector. hes always by aphmau's side. hes her one true loyal knight even when she does something he doesnt like. they understand eachother in ways that laurence and garroth just dont

in mystreet hes her guard dog. hes always there to step in when shes uncomfortable. hes her secret best friend her home away from home. he makes her feel loved in such a way that laurence garroth never could since theyve only ever cared about her superficially and not in any way that really, truly mattered

it makes the audience cling to him. it makes them think "well fuck why did the other guys even try hes obviously perfect for her" it blinds them of any other potential option because jesson just didnt give any other opportunity to shine through.

and thats fine. thats completely fine they can do whatever the hell they want to with their series because as one creative to another sometimes you just gotta make your bed and lie in it knowing that not every bitch out there is going to like every creative decision you make.

as a viewer it just.... it just makes you feel dissatisfied. leaves a bitter taste in your mouth, especially given the fact that in mcd you were basically told "these are your two options for love interests" and then a third love interest swoops in seemingly out of nowhere, gets her pregnant, and then he fucking dies.

in mystreet it just like... ugh. i dont know. i guess i feel happy for them because i can see their development. but like me personally i cant really feel shit for ms aarmau simply because of pdh and the FUCKING WEIRDNESS OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP

sorry this, once again, turned into a rant about how aaron's introduction as a love interest fucking ruined everything (my words, not anyone elses)

to sum up this long, long, long post my thoughts on laurence are as follows: i think hes written very poorly in mystreet and severely mishandled in mcd. i think that he had the potential to be very interesting in both series if used properly and he couldve had more intersting things happen to him in terms of the love interest department.

i think hes a character that gets the a lot of the character assassination tirade that jesson went on and i wish we got to see more of him but unfortunately we never will since you know his va left.

but most importantly:

hes my pookie wookie booboo bear and i love him so bad and im going to shake him and bite him and rip him to shred

well... i hope you got what you wanted. i have emptied all of my thoughts about laurence

#laurence zvhal #aphmau laurence #laurmau #aphverse #aphmau #mystreet #aphblr #aphmau mystreet #aphblur #aphmau mcd #mcd #minecraft diaries #mcd laurence #ms laurence #zerotalks #zerobehindthescreen #zerogetsasked

[pesterloglog]

Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam, Swifer Eggmop

Candy, page 8

ROSE: Did you hear that Jane had been intending to run for president?

KANAYA: Yes She In Fact Asked Me To Serve A Position In Her Cabinet

KANAYA: On The “Board Of Responsible Troll Reproduction”

ROSE: Oh dear. What did you tell her?

KANAYA: Well Not In So Many Words

KANAYA: But I Told Her To Kindly Fuck Off

ROSE: That bad, huh?

KANAYA: She Was Already Talking About Regulating Troll Reproduction

KANAYA: With Great Confidence I Might Add As If She Had Already Been Elected

ROSE: Very presumptuous of her.

KANAYA: Well I Suppose Her Confidence Was Not Unearned

KANAYA: Who Was Going To Run Against Her

KANAYA: Karkat?

ROSE: I don’t think Karkat would be such a bad candidate actually. Depending on certain factors I mean.

ROSE: I’m assuming that in this theoretical scenario, Dave is handling the economy.

KANAYA: Oh Of Course

ROSE: Ok. In that case it might have all worked out in the end.

KANAYA: Doubtlessly

KANAYA: I Have Great Faith In Karkat And Always Have

KANAYA: However I Also Am Not Certain That He Could Step Out Of His Hive Without Catching On Fi–

KANAYA: Swifer Could You Not Swiff The Mother Grub So Vigorously

SWIFER: Oh, sorry ma’am!

SWIFER: Just tryin’ to get her nice and clean! I heard the New Prospit Hornographer’s coming by later to scope out some pics!

ROSE: What’s this about the Hornographer?

ROSE: Since when has the press taken in interest in our activities down here?

KANAYA: Oh Yes You Were Busy Dying When I Set All Of That Up

KANAYA: The Mother Grub Is Mature Enough This Year To Process Inseminated Slurry For The First Time In Our History

KANAYA: If The Government Gives Us The Go Ahead We Can Begin Breeding Trolls The Natural Way Next Month

KANAYA: I Arranged The Newspaper Story When...

ROSE: When Jane asked you to sit on the “Board for Responsible Troll Reproduction”?

KANAYA: Yes The First Thing I Did Immediately After Screaming Into A Pillow Was To Call My Acquaintance At The Paper

KANAYA: Now That She Isnt Running It Doesnt Seem Very Important However

KANAYA: Actually Im Not Terribly Interested In Politics At All

KANAYA: Without Anger Motivating Me I Began To Think About How Its Probably Very Irresponsible For Any Of Us To Use Our Influence In Such A Way

ROSE: I agree. In fact, I’d just assumed that most of us had arrived at such a conclusion.

KANAYA: Not Jane Apparently

ROSE: Or Dave, I’m sorry to say.

KANAYA: Well Whatever Inconvenient Party Ruining Opinions Dave and Jane Might Have About The Economic Future Of Our Planet Its All In The Past

KANAYA: I Have A Very Good Feeling About Where Things Are Going Now

ROSE: I see. So are you the Seer now?

KANAYA: No

KANAYA: But I Can Make Predictions Based On Existing Evidence

KANAYA: And If I Can Spend Every Day Like This Doing The Work That I Was Born To Do With The Person I Am Most Fond Of In The World By My Side

KANAYA: I Believe That I Can Handle Anything

ROSE: Hmm... Did you really use dialogue like that to win my heart, or are we getting complacent and incredibly uncool in our old age?

KANAYA: I Convinced You To Marry Me I Dont Think That I Am Obligated To Be Cool Anymore

ROSE: Kanaya, you’re the “coolest chick” I know.

KANAYA: What

KANAYA: Are You Doing With Your Hands

ROSE: Oh, you know. Just one of these...

KANAYA: Please Dont Tell Me Youre Attempting To Do The Strider Thing

KANAYA: That Thing He Does Where He Pretends To Operate An Invisible Record Player

ROSE: B)

KANAYA: God

ROSE: Who’s the cool one now?

KANAYA: Well

KANAYA: It Sure Isnt You

SWIFER: Ma’am and Ma’am’s wife! Bank’s closed, ladies!

SWIFER: The first egg is hatchin’ already!

SWIFER: Golly gee oh my. This part always makes me tear up.

KANAYA: Rose Look

ROSE: ...

ROSE: Vriska?

KANAYA: Pretty Close

KANAYA: A Reasonable Genetic Approximation

KANAYA: This Brood Has Been Utilizing A Slurry Consisting Of Genes From Our Original Group Of Twelve Trolls

KANAYA: Mostly This Results In Unique Individuals

KANAYA: But Sometimes Very Close Copies Occur

KANAYA: As With The case Of Ancestral Descendancy

ROSE: So... Vriska would be this troll’s ancestor?

KANAYA: Yes

ROSE: Wow.

KANAYA: Rose I Think This Is A Sign

ROSE: A sign of what?

KANAYA: Havent We Been Talking About Adopting A Grub

ROSE: Eventually, yes. But a natural-born grub. Don’t you think it will be somewhat... awkward, us raising a clone of your sort-of ex?

ROSE: What happens when Vriska comes back? What do we say to her?

KANAYA: Rose Vriska Is Dead So It Doesnt Really Matter

ROSE: Is she dead, though?

KANAYA: Absolutely

KANAYA: There Are Two Things Of Which I Have No Doubt

KANAYA: That You And I Are Going To Be Happy For The Rest Of Our Lives

KANAYA: And That We Are Never Ever Going To See Vriska Again

ROSE: Oh Kanaya, you’re right.

ROSE: We are going to be so astonishingly happy!

#homestuck #homestuck epilogues #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #swifer eggmop #candy epilogue #page 8

[jess-total-mess]

dont want to work in customer service; nobody gives a shit about you. ive only done it once and it was a nightmare; the stories friends have told me are even worse

the main job i worked recently was checking people in at my parents ringette camp. obviously, we have to do screening for covid, so we went out and bought a purple temperature gun, very cool, i had a lot of fun with it

so, they come along, our table is outside, i ask them their full name, i find them on the sheet, i sign them in, i take their forms, i sign those, and then we get to the screening questions

i regularly had to tell parents “you need to step away from the table or wear a mask” at least six times every quarter hour, help them fill out the forms properly because they didnt do it right, and this one lady was convinced the temperature gun would give her daughter cancer

im not joking. she flat out told me she believed that. i stared for a minute, because im alone at the table right now, nobody prepped me for this, and i have no idea what to say to this woman.

at first i didnt hear her properly, and i thought she wanted to take her kids temperature, so i wiped it down and held it out to her. nope, she didnt want it used.

“uh, we have to take her temperature. otherwise she cant come in”

“dont you have an ear or mouth one?”

lady, hell to the no. its a pandemic, thats why we’re using a touch free tempurature gun. i dont say that though. i blink at her and shake my head.

“oh well i didnt bring one”

“she cant come in unless she has her temperture taken”

“we did it at home, shes fine”

“thats not how it works. i need to take her temperature. its not going to do anything.”

“how do you know that.”

at this point im confused as fuck. i have no idea what this woman is thinking, im sweating my weight off as we speak, my glasses are somewhere behind me and im squinting, and i want to go listen to music, not deal with weird white ladies who name their children after rocks.

“well i just want to be safe”

lady youre not wearing a mask. bull. shit.

whatever. i see my mom step out of the rink. i gotta wrap this up, or shes going to get in an argument with this woman which isnt gonna be good.

“if you had brought an ear one, i would use that on her. but you didnt. she cant enter unless her temperture is taken.”

the girl steps forwards and gestures to her forehead. i tell her to move her bangs, and i take her temperature. shes fine. her mom looks horrified. i sign them in, and tell the girl she can go inside, dressing room two.

i turn to the woman.

“if you want to bring your own thermometer tomorrow, then you can. but we have to check the temperature here. okay?”

lady looks red in the face, but her daughter is gone and my mom is here. said mom goes “everything okay?”

“yep!” i say, turning to sit down. i pull out my phone and start scrolling through tumblr, slumped in my chair. i dont want to talk to the lady anymore.

#original bullshit

[lukaawrites]

Angel on a Bridge

Hey,

Just a little tw before you read: This story contains suicide attempts!!

Please stop reading if it triggers you .

__________________________________

My mother thinks I just went for a walk. If only she knew...If only she knew her only daughter is standing on the edge of a bridge trying to end her failure of a life. The sky looks beautiful tonight...

,,Good evening."

I gasp in shock. I didnt expect someone here.

,,The sky's so beautiful tonight, isnt it?"

I turn my head and see an old woman leaning next to me on the rail. She doesnt realize what I am about to do, does she?

,,Y-yeah sure..." I say carefully. I dont want her to find out why I am standing up here.

,,Enjoying your view up there, my dear? It must be breathtaking. I would join you if I wasnt so old and fragile already."

Her little laughter breaks my heart. She really doesnt understand it. If only she knew I didnt come here to just admire the sunset. I take a deep breath and sit down on the rail.

,,Dont, darling."

,,W-what?"

,,Dont jump."

My heart skips a beat.

,,I- I didnt-"

She smiles softly but still serious.

,,Please, my child, dont try to trick me. Im an old lady who has seen more than you can imagine. I know what you were actually here for."

I start to tear up.

,,May I?"

I look at her as she askes for my permission to put her hand on my back. I nod.

For a moment I just sit there as she softly strokes my back.

,,Its not worth it, darling."

,,No, no.."

I whisper as the painful tone of my voice gets more and more lost in the deep river of my tears.

For a little while we dont speak. I even close my eyes secretly hoping the lady will leave if I stay like this a little longer.

,,You dont really want to do this."

These words do something to me I wish they didnt.

,,H-How would you know? You dont know me!"

I start to panic. But why??

,,Yes, youre right. I do not know you. I dont know what brought you here tonight, why you are giving up on yourself, I dont even know your name."

Her voice is as soft and natural as if this was a common conversation and that scares me.

,,But let me tell you, my dear child, that I know you dont want to do this."

I start shaking my head pretty heavily.

,,No, I-"

,,In the moment it feels like the solution but its not. It clearly isnt the solution to anything. You are only making things worse. Maybe not for you but for anyone else and isnt this the greatest pain? To know youre leaving all your loved ones forever hurt behind?"

She looks at me intensely.

,,This is not the end. This shouldnt be the end. This wont be the end, love. There is so much more to life you havent found yet. But you will. And it will be better than your tiny mind can imagine right now."

I bury my head into my hands and I start to sob. How does she know it will become better?

,,Youre not alone. You know why?"

She takes in a deep breath and I sense something inside her has to bring up all the courage to go on.

,,I've been there aswell. Right here. Right at this bridge. I've stood right here on the edge. I was 18 years old by the time. I felt like I had nothing left anymore because my best friend had died six months before, my parents hated each other and fought all the time completely forgetting about me. I thought this was the only right thing to do."

She inhales and exhales deeply before she goes on.

,,But there was something that told me not to jump. But it was not a foreign old lady."

She chuckles softly.

,,I never told anyone before what- well- who actually saved me but I think you deserve to know.

The moment- right before I was about to jump- I felt a hand on my back. It didnt feel like a human's hand. And it wasnt a humans hand. I thought I was going crazy but I wasnt. I turned around and there she was. The ghost of my late best friend was the one who saved me."

Tears are falling down my cheeks. I cant believe she told me, a completely strange girl, such a personal and dramatic story.

,,She looked deep into my soul and I heard her voice deep in my head saying: 'Dont go, Hallie. Remember? You have to live on for me. You promised.' I remember breaking down sobbing. She made me realise I am not allowed to end it. And so arent you, my lovely child."

,,I'm sorry, ma'am. I am sorry this happened to you too. I am sorry you had to see me tonight. I didnt mean to hurt you."

,,I am glad I saw you. I am glad I changed your mind."

She looks at me like she expects me to say something specific. I take a look inside my head. The voice that led me to this is gone. I still feel helpless and lost but suddenly I dont want to end me anymore.

So I close my eyes and take a few deep breathes.

,,Yes."

I say with a strong voice.

,,Yes, you did change my mind."

She takes my hands into hers.

,,You are stronger than you think. Everything I just told you happened exactly 54 years today. I've came back here on this exact day for the last 53 years because its the place where I was saved by the person I loved the most and it was the place where I was shown that its not over. That its not the end. And look at me.

I am here, I survived."

Author's note: If you're struggling with suicidal thoughts or any kind of mental illness I want you to know you're not alone! Just like the old lady in the story there is always someone who relates to you, who understands you and cares about you. Even if it doesn't seem like it in the very moment there are people who love you and who need you.

I am so proud of you, whoever reads this, I am so damn proud of you for still being here.

Searching for help does not make you weak!

If everything feels hopeless there are numbers to call.

#story #mental health #mentalheathawareness #you matter

[rowanswriting]

so I have 0 clue what to do.

Me and my father have had a good relationship for the most part. There was a time when I was like 12-18 where he would drink and then yell at me and blow up and be all emotional. Key part there is we had zero clue he was drinking because he had been a recovering alcoholic since prior to me being born and as far as I had ever known he never drank. So finding out he was drinking in secret was uh a shock.

But I "correct" him. Like, he says some stupid joke from when he was young and it is NOT an okay joke. He doesn't mean anything by it, but I'll be like oh hey dont do that. Or stuff that is completely innocent and he can't get something to work like the tv and im like hey just do this? He always asks me to fix it anyways, i figure why not just tell him before he asks.. anyways it makes him mad. I try not to anymore, but like I dont want people to get mad or offended because of stupid comments he makes out of ignorance.

Well he made some comment about how the lady in front of us at the drive thru should have pulled forward instead of sitting at the window and getting her food out one by one. It looked to me like she just checked the bag to see if her order was correct and put her straw in her cup but whatever. He made some comment and I was like eh no big deal, and he snapped about it and I was like whoa chill. Because I didn't mean it as a big thing and it was like...the smallest thing to get mad about.

Well when we get our food *which i paid for btw* he did the exact same thing he just snapped about the lady for! I simply said uh aren't you going to move forward, you just got mad at her- and I was going to turn it into a joke but he cut me off and started yelling I mean YELLING

Like okay bad joke, and I can see how it was almost a correction thing, but at the same time to immediately start yelling so loud your face turns colors? It isnt that big of a deal! And to also bring up other things which i had 0 clue about because YOU DONT TALK TO ME. How am I to know!? I know now because he blew up but

And now im not speaking to him. Maybe its petty but im just giving silent treatment because I want nothing to do with him right now but also im sad and mad and I dont even know what to do. He doesn't do emotional talks and if I try to talk to him its all surface level.

I am so fucking sorry your dad treats you like this, but I can say I wouldn’t be talking to mine either if he pulled that kinda shit. A break from him is probably the best thing for you right now, he needs to realize that he’s pushing you away by acting like that! I’m so sorry! 🖤🖤🖤

#rowan’s mailbox 📬 #anon asks

[koaly-ty]

Different Princess (Episode Reacts)

Spoilers for Different Princess from episode 24 to 26. And its done. That's where I have watched till. Until I skipped and watched the last episode 36. So this covers EP 24 BEWARE

Ep 24

his ring…….:(, so pretty why sad:(:(:(

oh i thought it was a subtitle error:o

she's trying so hard not to look at the finger

aaaaaaaaand now its her turn to say sappy shit (i was happy dance, now dying of embarrassment)

pumpkin u just interrupted your a-die and step a-niang (singsong)

ik a lot more than u do, poor gongye qi, bro just cant catch a break huh

awwwwww he lights up on seeing her, u have an angel in your hands or lap literally

u say this now but ur own mother is involved…

they so sweeeeeeeet (cries happy tears)

oh no embarrassment incoming so much embarrassment (hides face)

why do master and servant share one braincell (facepalms) u have the kid and u r surprised why she mentioned parenting techniques.!!

did they lock the door(sinks a little more into the ground)

aaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhh (dies internally)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my eyeeees my eyyeyessss where r u putting your handsssss (i cant look at this i cant look at this wth wtf wth wtf) even the little white shorts dont have k.o. ability like this

welcome ladies and gentlemen to the circus of inducing second hand embarrassment, we have wandering hands, wet glistening skin, half naked men (do those shorts count as half or fully naked in ancient fantasy china…?), tripping flailing grabbing monkey clinging and the grand finale falling on each others lips

oh he lost his shorts, she screamed (rofl me dead), what right do you have to sink into that pool like that mister who_started_all_of_this

pls note i have passed away, my ghost, after it recovers will be discharged from the second hand embarrassment induced trauma unit of the afterlife's hospital and will take back up this narration

cant sleep? i wonder why, oh i dont know maybe because u traumatised all your viewers

oh you heard about it? do tell, what exactly did you hear (waggles eyebrows) does the entire estate knowww

well arent you a fountain of great ideas (remember u are responsible for what happens next) even ur employer is skeptical bro but he's gonna take it….onto the next embarrassing showdown,(will i have to be admitted to the second hand embarrassment induced trauma unit in ghostlife)

u are forgiven on the sole account that you are a character and have no idea about the tropes present, ladies and gentlemen anytime and anywhere if someone offers u things like that, u know its going to be poison or lo and be hold, an aphrodisiac (deadpan)

well father_to_be, somebody appreciated that view ;)(-‿-)

helllloooo dramatic entrance, (blows trumpet) presentingg the consequences of inbibing unknown substances sold in shady markets under shady names….

aiyyyoooo rofl, well misunderstanding debunked! sexy bedy hair flip, somebody applaud this man. he has read the sexy prince's guide to ancient fantasy romance

He's gonna wish he'd never asked….dum dum dum(insert omnius bgm)

Ep 25

overly cheerful today morning isnt somebody?

the supreme embarrassment of a morning after where u cant look at each other in the face anymore because they have now seen u at your most pathetic horny state

wow she's just really accepting of her husband's lover and the kid huh

oof bangs (appreciate the looks ur serving)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tooooooooooo smexxxxxxxxxxy get off the screen people ewwwwww cringeeeee

YAOYAO run away, bro u are an asshole, and also everyone take a drink for every person who forgets where their body will land up in the end (here's a hint: the morgue, undergoing autopsy)

this gremlin is remorseless and a perfect actor, u two are gonna be besties bro

everyone give mr. pastels a round of applause, so subtle, so smooth, no suspicion at all (eyeroll)

the emperor is also in on this assassination scheme?

Ep 26

did u seriously drag yaoyao into, u total jerk, how much more of an asshole can u be

plss dont make an embarrassing fashion entry

and she does (embarrassed facepalm), ji chu pls give all those servants a raise

ummmmmmmmmmmm i like this guy awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, someone pls ask him which guidebook to romance he has wriiten because more characters shall need it or have once been in desperate need of it, overdressed out of jealousy, soothing feelings with food, he notices, he takes action, take that every single idiot who smiles and does nothing else, learn from him

enough said about mr pines-for-his-brother's-wife, yaoyao i hope you know what you've volunteered for because this idiot wont see you

#different princess #cdrama #episode review #so we have reached the end #my notes are officially empty

[noctis-tempore]

here to scream into the void once again

And this time it’s about my oc Aries/Ares!! (As you can tell, is based off of the greek god Ares)

This is about their backstory and it isnt gonna be this deep or professional writing, this is just gonna be me rambling so yeah 🤝 (warning this got pretty long so my bad 🥲)

So it all started when Ares was just chilling as a baby, doing baby things like..crawling around and babbling. It was a pretty normal life for them at least during the time. Then they got kidnapped by a minor god 🥲 we’re off to a great start! At the time the minor god also had a daughter, you guessed it, Athena! But athena was like way older than ares at the time because, shes a literal goddess.

Moving on, ares was actually treated pretty well by the god who had stolen them! Is what i would have said if it were true. While the god did treat them very kindly, he also raised them to be a war general 😀at ripe age of 9, where they led their first war. Ever since then, ares grew more and more infamous for being an absolute god at war but it wasnt necessarily a good thing for them. 

They brought all the bad parts of war with them whenever they lead one or were a part of one. So the four horses which they named Death, Famine, War, and Conquest, had to run across the battlefield before the war started only to disappear when it actually began. But then reappeared when the war was over.

Belladonna, the still pretty new celestial goddess, caught wind of the new rising kid who was KILLING it when it came to battles. (Get it? Haha-) Her, who was also a war goddess before she became the celestial goddess, was pretty intrigued! She approached Athena, asking her who the new dude was. (For some reference, ares wasnt actually a kid during this time anymore, theyre in their late 20’s like practically a year away from 30)

“Oh yeah that’s Ares, my dad kinda stole em from the mortal world when they were just a baby but now look at em.” 

“…I’m sorry, STOLE???”

Belladonna was not pleased. So she stormed up to the god and was like, “what the fuck man” and was about to KILL the god but then ares stepped in. Now before you say anything, why did ares defend their father against someone who could literally kill them both?? Ares had no idea who belladonna was, the dude was just killing and planning. Ares got defensive and serious (because they genuinely  thought that the guy who kidnapped then did nothing wrong) and once belladonna realized that, ‘they actually think he did nothing wrong and theyre very persistent on it. I’ll back off for now and see what happens.’ And thats exactly what she did 

After that, ares found belladonna at their side more often. Discussing strategies, battle plans, ideas, weaknesses of the enemy, etc etc. Ares found it very suspicious and was actually incredibly harsh towards her but she never retaliated. So this is basically their thoughts, ‘this lady just tried to kill MY father, but is now helping me. If shes trying to earn my forgiveness it isnt working. But her advice has helped a lot…’ 

Ares’s dad did not like this because THEY were getting the attention from Belladonna, a big shot goddess that is incredibly highly respected and feared, instead of Athena. So then dad here started to get more pissy towards ares, athena legitimately was pretty much unbothered by this though. She didnt necessarily want attention from one of the big shots, she just wanted to fight battles and win. 

So now this is a mess!!! Ares does not like belladonna, ares’s dad is upset at ares for being liked by belladonna, ares is mad at themselves for disappointing their dad, athena is unbothered. So ares went to athena to get some wisdom and athena was like

“Dad’s just mad that the mother likes you more than me because the mother is a really huge thing. She’s the mother of the stars, the celestial goddess, also was a very intensely feared war goddess too. To be recognized by her is a big deal.”

“Ive been shit talking her. And she hasnt killed me yet.”

“Yep.”

“How am i alive?”

“I just said she likes you more than me”

With now a whole lot on ares’s mind, they went to battle on the same day them and athena had the talk. News flash, mf got ko’d and DIED on the battlefield. How did the potential god of war die? The bitch lacked the blood of a god, they forgot to give them godly blood so this entire time ares was still human HEJXJJDJJR their dad freaked out and was rushing over to give them some 💗god blood💗 unTILLL belladonna pulled through and gave them her blessing. Homie got back as if they just took a short nap, continued the fight, and won. Hooray :D

After that whole fiasco, ares fell asleep. Which was really rare for them since their vv busy and have a lot of things to handle. In their slumber, belladonna talked to them in their dream managing to convince them to join her in the stars !!

And that’s ares for ya

#mocha & sidereum caelum #moochie writes

[taegularities]

My lovely rid, i came across this movie again on tiktok and an idea popped into my head. I dont know if you are taking requests, but if you do need some ideas, are open for smth rn or would like to write a HEAVY angsty fic of jk one day, listen tu me. The name of the Movie is “Delibal“ Deli in turkish means: stoopid, weird, crazy and bal means honey. Delibal is abt two college students. The boy is pretty much deli. hes crazy, hes wild, a bit stoopid with a very big heart, he is very good looking, has tattoos, a man bun, likes boxing and is a drummer who has a beautiful voice. One day in a cafe, he sees this beautiful girl and for him its love at first sight. He doesnt have the guts to ask her out at first tho. when driving home with the bus from college one day, the girl sits onto the empty space besides him and he cant believe his eyes that she not only goes to his college but sits right beside him. he says smth like: do you believe in destiny ? and she doesnt get it bc she isnt really paying attention to him. She exists before he could properly talk to her and the next day in the library he asks the lady if she knows the girl. the woman is stunned and says that over 20.000 students go there and asks him how she is supposed to know her. As determined as he is, he says then we have to go thru 20.000 students etc. later on they get to know each other, he is very straight forward bc he cant keep it inside of him anymore and she is a bit shy and not so talkative bc hes such an extrovert. they fall in love and he asks her to marry him in such a beautiful way and she ofc says yes but her parents arent too pleased with that bc shes still young and in college. They nevertheless agree in the end and they both marry each other and the wedding is held between their closest family and friends and everything is just beautiful, he sings a song which he had written for her etc. They both then go and he jumps into a lake bc of how happy he is. they get home and into the sheets and are as happy as ever. After some time tho, smth seems to break. they argue more and more and she tells him that he is hurting her ( mentally ). he ( what we get to see later in the movie ) suffers from depression and cant get his thoughts together but never showed her this side of him but ofc it came back and made him act up. he was so angry at himself for hurting her and “destroying“ their relationship and began to drink again, get into fights etc. long story short, he somehow went away snd bc if that she couldnt meet him for a few days. she later on finds a tape and is confused. while watching she sees that its s tap of him. he tells her that he loves her so much and that hes so sorry that he couldnt keep his promise. he tells her that the stars will watch over her and that he loves her like nothing else. she watches this tape in her dark living room alone and cries SO much. She tells her family and they tell her that he might‘ve killed himself and she gets angry at them ( is basically in denial ) and sometimes gets flashbacks of them together when she for example enters their bedroom etc ( all while the police is looking for him ). It later on shows scenes of him standing at a cliff with his cigarette and he fell into the water ( committed suicide ). police pulls him out of the water and she sees him actually dead and looses it. So Idk why but this boy seems like so much of a jk to me. Hes a drummer, can sing, has such a big heart, looks good, tatts, man bun, likes wearing boots and just has a really cool style overall. Why im writing you this rn is bc i love your writing. you have not only such god vocabulary but when i read your stories, it rather seems like i am watching a movie if that makes sense. So if you need any ideas or would like to write a really HEAVY angsty fic abt jk, think abt using this storyline and adding your own scenes and ideas to it 🌸 it would be so good i cant even explain. Imma give you two links for you to understand the movie more. 1. is a trailer with english subtitles and the 2. is the scene in which she watches his tape.

its me again ! i said smth wrong. hes not depressive. hes bipolar.

- 🧚🏻

heeey, so before i get to the ask, i wanna request that u put sensitive topics in a tw at the top of an ask, bcos the mention of su*icide hit me like a truck 💀 

ahhh, this storyline actually reminds me of a bollywood movie for some reason! it’s called ‘aashiqui 2′ and deals with fame, love, depression and suicide. tho i’m not really a fan of love stories ending in suicide or death (i didn’t really enjoy aashiqui 2 bcos of its ending 💀), delibal must be good, if u liked it !! i also can totally see how u thought of jk here :’)

i’m not taking requests, and after the atrw chaos, i actually swore to myself to never write a fic based on or inspired by a movie/show again :’) but i might watch the movie once i’m in the right mindset, so thank u for the rec !! and it’s also so sweet of u to think of me here... thank u for enjoying my writing enough to reckon i could do the movie justice 🥺 

i’ll answer ur ask with the links separately so anyone who’s interested sees it, too !!

#please make sure to tag sensitive topics properly peeps !! #tw suicide and death #tw bipolar #notes for rid 🌹 #🧚 anon #long ask

[sugawarassoulmate]

I read all your loser! kuroo posts (or at least the ones this broken site lets me see 🥲) and I love it so much!!! Then I had a thought like what if a new kid comes to town and reader is bullying them cause ofc she is. This isnt anything new but this time, the new kid likes it too! And kuroo is just??? Wtf bro?? There is only room for 1 loser and its me??? Extra drama when it seems like reader is ignoring kuroo for this new toy but really its a coincidence and reader is just a dumbass

the idea of kuroo only getting jealous when you’re mean to someone else is sending me

words: 602

cw: fem!reader, bullying, name-calling, jealousy, bully!reader, college au, like one line of smut but youngsters stay tf away, minors dni

the two of you are doing work in one of the study rooms in the library and you’re complaining about this kid that your professor partnered you with for a project

“he’s so snively and whiney, it’s annoying” you bemoan, feet stretched across kuroo’s lap while he’s writing notes

kuroo doesn’t think anything of it, you’re always complaining about someone: your classmates, the people who live on your floor, the barista at the coffee shop who messed up your order. kuroo doesn’t mind listening to all of it, he loves hearing your voice 🥺

but when you say “i swear this kid is worse than you,” kuroo gets all 🤨 but he chooses to ignore it. you must have been really annoyed and needed to vent

the thing we love about kuroo is how perceptive he is, yeah?

he notices something’s up when you’re suddenly not texting him

you’re always bombarding kuroo with text messages, telling him that you’re bored and want his attention but now it’s the middle of the day and you’ve barely sent him anything

at first he thinks maybe you’re busy with work but you do all your studying with him. then he remembers that you’re partnered up with that boy you’ve been complaining about

after that kuroo finds himself laughing. what’s he so worried about? you’re just out with some kid doing classwork

but then…..

he’s not hearing from you for days and when he finally sees you, that kid is shuffling beside you. holding your books....

that’s my job… kuroo thinks, now noticing how the boy is staring at you—wide eyed with a pleasing smile, one that kuroo knows all too well

the boy begins to ask you multiple questions at once and kuroo can see the fire behind your eyes. rookie mistake, he thinks before you’re shoulder checking the poor kid, knocking him to the ground

“do you ever stop babbling, you fucking dork?”

and god kuroo wishes that were him

kuroo’s fine, everything’s fine… *narrator voice* everything was, in fact, not fine.

you haven’t forgotten about him, have you? he hasn’t outlived his usefulness? no, he means more to you than that. but this shiny new toy is occupying all your attention… you haven’t even talked to him other than a good morning text (if he’s lucky)

poor boy doesn’t realize that you’re not really trying to ignore him. you really have been busy working on this stupid project. thankfully you have this stupid freshman at your beck and call.

you probably don’t even notice that this child (yes, college freshman are children to me sksks) has a fat crush on you. you’ve never really interested in anyone beside kuroo (but you’d rather die than admit that you’re in love with him again)

after nearly two weeks, kuroo can’t take it anymore and corners the little shit @ god help this poor lil freshie who’s got the captain of the volleyball team towering over him on some abandoned part of campus

kuroo’s always a sweetheart—he helps old ladies cross the street and saves stray kittens from the rain :( he’d never hurt a fly but the thought of you spending time with this boy when he’s got feelings for you doesn’t sit right with him

he doesn’t threaten him….kuroo just kindly tells him that you’re already with someone and to keep your time together spent strictly working on the project 😌

this poor kid is shitting bricks and you don’t even notice it the next day sksksks

soon enough the project is done and kuroo’s celebrating your perfect grade by eating his smart girl out :(

©sugawarassoulmate 2021 all rights reserved - please do not repost/translate my work on other platforms!

#haikyuu #haikyuu smut #haikyuu x reader #kuroo tetsuro smut #kuroo #kuroo imagine #kuroo x reader #kuroo smut #kuroo tetsuro x reader #loser!kuroo #haikyuu headcanons #haikyu #haikyu x reader #haikyu smut #haikyu headcanons #🥀 #🥀kuroo

[cinderspots]

Hello, sorry to break the theme but what if Reader could make a sword made of their own flesh. They don't brag about it and the Ladies finds out by (well you choose) accident, asking or just a really tough piece of meat that no knife could cut.

How will the Re8 Ladies react to this random sword ?

....whoa

Hope you enjoy ❤

Included: Mother Miranda, Mia Winters, Donna Beneviento, Alcina Dimitrescu, Bela Dimitrescu, Cassandra Dimitrescu, Daniela Dimitrescu

Mother Miranda

She notices your sword but doesnt really ask about it

I mean it looks...different from other swords (and she swears she smelled your lotion on it) but otherwise?

She doesn't need it so she leaves it be

But she gets t i r e d

She just asks you to use your sword, just to see if itll work because she certainly isnt getting anywhere

So you cut it like its cake and she asks you what the swords made out of

What? What did you just say? You're own- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF?

You're lowkey in trouble have fun

Mia Winters

There is no way she isnt asking questions the moment you walk in the house with that

"What is that?" "...a sword" "Why"

Eventually she gets too curious and asks what it's made out of

She wishes she didnt honestly

Donna Beneviento

Donna is making dinner one night

And getting frustrated because this one ingredient just wont cut!

So she relents and allows you to (carefully!) Use your sword

Its slices like butters

Donna looks at all the other ingredients and doesnt even want to risk that happening again so she asks to use it

You try not to snicker and you give it to her

After shes done she asks what it's made out of so she can make a smaller version

She freaks tf out when you tell her

You are not going to hear to end of it anytime soon

Alcina Dimitrescu

She hears about the famed sword from Cassandra who's whining about the fact that you wont give it to her

So at dinner she hesitantly brings it up and you casually mention it's made from your flesh

Back tf up

What did you just say?

Alcina is on your ass about it, and is now watching you so you dont make anymore DIY weapons

(Cassandra calls her a buzzkill later on)

Bela Dimitrescu

She watches you mess with it for a while before asking to practice with jt

She frowns when she holds it because shes never felt a material like this what is it?

"Me" "wHAT"

She is not pleased with that surprise

Cassandra Dimitrescu

You were down in the cellar with her, torturing maids

As one does

When you on a whim decided to slice a leg off

For funsies

Cassandra loves that and immediately asks for your sword

Which you say no to, causing a whiney argument to unfold before the bleeding maidens eyes until you blurt out why

Cassandra....still loves it honestly and continues to bother you about it

Daniela Dimitrescu

Daniela fucking stole it from you

And you had to tell her what it was made out of for her to let go

She pouted at the trickery before ran away cackling

You ended up sharing it, and she goes out of her way to freak people out with the sword

#cinderasks #anon #headcannons #mother miranda #mia winters #donna beneviento #alcina dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #mother miranda x reader #mia winters x reader #donna beneviento x reader #alcina dimitrescu x reader #bela dimitrescu x reader #cassandra dimitrescu x reader #daniela dimitrescu x reader #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #resident evil #re8

[im-not-a-simp-i-swear]

Scenario- lesbian MC, platonic relationship with the brothers. MC has just been asked on a date; how do the brothers go about vetting the demon lady before she gets a chance to be alone with MC? 👀

BROTHERS VETTING ON MC'S DATE

(Hooray my first request!! Hope you like it :) )

💙LUCIFER

- he will probably be the most calm looking out of all the brothers, but man's judging the poor demon lady until he is convinced you'll be ok

- will make some questions here and there about their plans with MC

- will wait until you come back and then will interrogate you about how the date went

- if anything went wrong, no matter how tiny the error is, you vetter prepare the chains cause he is about to go feral

- clearly is pulling out that big brother card he has with you

- " she didnt do ______?"

- " its ok MC let me go, i just WANT TO HAVE A TALK WITH HER-"

- "how dare she not be a gentlelady with you!?"

💛MAMMON

- big brother card 2.0

- will proceed to interrogate the lady the moment she gets even close to the HoL to pick you up for the date

- "WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS WITH MC HUH?!"

- *sobs* "i... i just want to make her happy-"

- "ARE YOU SAYING SHE ISNT HAPPY HERE!!!"

- you and the demon lady might be dating for years and mammon will continue to be cold with her

- not in a bad way however its more he wants to make sure no one hurts you

- will also interrogate you of your date time with her and if he believes she did something wrong then he too will lose it

🧡LEVIATHAN

- will definetely help Mammon out with the interogation with the demon lady

- watches a ton of animes with similar scenarios like these to know what to do if she ends up breaking your heart

- will be sending you texts through DDD to make sure how things are going

- is jealous that you might spend more time with her than him

- "oh... you two are going out today? Ok i'll just go play alone in my-" *cries to henry 2.0 about how you must hate him noq that you are with someone*

- overall you want to balance even better your time with the brothers and your partner because else the brothers will definetely feel neglected and get either angry or upset, specially levi

💚SATAN

- like father like son he will look calm on the outside and wont scare the living hell out of your date

- is secretly not secretly reading "how to torture people after they break your friend's heart 101"

- wont interrogate you like the last three once your back from the date but will most likely just ask:

- "so how did it went?"

- reasonable guy overall

- thats until he discovers the date went wrong, then he is going feral too

- im guessing however that the date would go well so yeah no need for panic

💖ASMODEUS

- asmo your judgement is showing~

- yeah he is joining mammon and levi on that interogation session

- he wont even bother asking how the date went he will just come to conclusions and claim that you deserve a queen of a woman

- the judgiest b*tch of the west

- that is until he ends up becoming friends with your partner on the second date, then he will show full support for both parties

- lets be honest it wouldnt be a surprise if he tried to get you two to have a threeway with him i mean he is the avatar of lust🙄

- ends up at the end being the most supportive of the seven

❤ BEELZEBUB

- "ah... these b--ches gay... good for them"

- *nom* * nom* *nom*

- wont really care honestly, as long as you are happy he is happy, and if you trust your partner then he will trust her

- will recieve the demon lady with a smile and tell her that his brothers reactions are usually worse

- you surprised it'd get worse?

- is of course overprotective but he wont judge to harshly on your date

- if things go south however....

- ends up also being openly supportive of you two

- "happy MC happy life, sad MC no life for you"

💜 BELPHEGOR

- has no idea what is going on, he was asleep the whole time

- they dont really meet your partner until the thrid date

- " and who is this?🤨" "who are you and what are you doing in our house?"

- starts questioning them but ends up too tired to bother worrying anymore

- like beel, he will trust her if you trust them, but if they end up hurting your feelings then it wont be pretty...

- as long as he gets to sleep then you two can do whatever it pleases you, and as long as you're happy he is happy

#obey me satan #obey mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me asmodeus #obey me shall we date #obey me mc

[miraculous-sunflower]

don’t steal adrien’s phone - a fanfiction by miraculous_carnation

hi yall! this amazing piece of art isnt unfortunately done by me- it’s by the ultra charming miraculous_carnation on ao3, so be sure to check her out! i’ve gotten her permission to post this here, so dont worry! enjoy the show!

Lila Rossi posed for the camera, putting on a flirty face, Adrien sitting next to her. They were at the Palace of Versailles, the place for their photoshoot. Lila hugged Adrien in a way that made him uncomfortable, running her hands across his back. The photographer, noticing Adrien’s discomfort, asked them to take a 5 minutes break.

Lila walked to where Adrien was sitting. “So, Adrien! The photos are going to look awesome, right? I mean, we look so in love!”

Adrien’s eyes opened wide when he heard her voice. “Um, Lila? I know I’ve said this a lot, but can you please stop touching me? It makes me uncomfortable, and I already have a girlfriend,” Adrien tried to explain.

Lila narrowed her eyes at his last statement. Ugh, that Maritrash. What did Adrien see in her?

“Oh of course, Adrien! I’d never want to do something that would make you feel uncomfortable,” she whispered, leaning towards his mouth. Adrien grew stiff. Luckily, the photographer called for them just in time. Lila rolled her eyes, but then put on a fake smile.

“Oh well, anyways, we better go back, Adrien! We have to finish the shoot!”

Adrien hated photoshoots with Lila. They were the worst. Luckily, it was only for another 30 minutes, because after that, he had an interview with Nadja Chamack on Face to Face.

Lila hid behind a bush, watching Adrien get up and head toward the photoshoot. Perfect. She ran over to the table and picked up his phone.

“Well, Adrien, let’s see who you really love,” she smirked.

“Welcome back to, Face to Face! This is your host, Nadja Chamack, live in Paris!” Nadja Chamack enthusiastically said while the audience clapped. “Today, we have a very important guest. He’s a model, born here in Paris, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the son of world famous designer Gabriel Agreste, Adrien Agreste!”

2 seconds later, Adrien walked onto the stage, wearing a suit, created specially by his father, strutting in the way his father taught him when he was little. ‘Flash a flirty smile to the audience, then greet Nadja Chamack professionally’, his father’s words repeated in his mind. His father cared about his appearance and reputation, after all…

“Hello there, Nadja! How are you doing today?” Adrien politely asked. He wished he could be somewhere else,particularly running around as CHat Noir, maybe playing a game of tag with Ladybug…

“Oh, well I’m doing wonderful!” Nadja responded, snapping Adrien out of his daze. “Anyways, I’ve got a bunch of questions for you! First one, are you dating Lila Rossi, a fellow model from your father’s company? Are the rumors true?”

Adrien sighed. There were so many rumors about that going around, many of them created by Lila. She already convinced the class that they were dating, when he actually was dating Marinette.

“Sorry, Nadja, but that is incorrect. I am not dating Lila Rossi, but I am dating Marinette Dupain-Cheng, of who you may know.”

Nadja smiled at the name of her friend’s daughter. “Yes, I know Marinette, I commissioned her to create a dress for Manon for my sister’s wedding, and it came out beautiful! Everyone in the audience, go check out Marinette’s website!”

Lila Rossi was watching the Face to Face interview, fuming. She didn’t know he had an interview! How dare Adrien say that! She’d ruin his relationship with Marinette! She tapped into his phone, already knowing his password, courtesy of his father. Gabriel Agreste gave her access to all of his son’s social media accounts for safety reasons. She logged onto his Instagram account and made a new post, adding the photo of Lila kissing him on the cheek.

“So grateful for my girlfriend @lilarossi! Love you!”

She smirked. No way he was getting out of this one.

Nadja Chamack was confused. Apparently, a new post from Adrien on Instagram was posted just now, but how was it possible? Adrien was talking to her the whole time!

She coughed. “Adrien, it seems that there has been a new post on your Instagram,” Adrien looked shocked, “can we have the post on the screen?”

Adrien’s eyes grew wide as he saw the post. “Nadja, I didn’t post that! I couldn’t-”

“I know you didn’t, Adrien. You’ve been talking to me the whole time right now!”, Adrien let out a sigh of relief, “Is it possible your social media team did it?”

Adrien shook his head. “No, they don’t put out posts like that. They only put out posts that promote the brand!”

“So if it wasn’t your social media team, who was it?” Nadja said in confusion. There were several murmurs in the audience as well.

Adrien narrowed his eyes. “Well, I have a hunch. What is the post about?”

Nadja caught on with his thinking. “Oh, so you believe Lila Rossi posted this? How would she have gotten your phone?”

Adrien thought about what happened before the interview. “Well, you see, before coming here, I had a photoshoot with Lila. She probably took my phone then.”

Gabriel Agreste was watching from the safety of his home. Lila Rossi had not thought about this beforehand! She was going to ruin his plan and his brand! How dare she!

Nathalie walked in. “Sir, would you like me to delete the post and disable Adrien’s social media accounts?”

“Yes, Nathalie. Have Adrien’s social media team clean up the mess.” Gabriel sighed. The only good thing that came out of this was that he figured out his son was dating Marinette Dupain-Cheng. It was a good choice, as Marinette was exceptional.

Lila’s eyes grew wide at the revelation. She posted about herself on Adrien’s account when he was in an interview! It made her the prime suspect! Hopefully Mr. Agreste’s social media team could take the blame.

She dialed Mr. Agreste’s number. “Hello, is Mr. Agreste there?”

She was greeted with the monotone voice of Nathalie. “Excuse me, Miss Rossi, but Mr. Agreste has decided to terminate your contract on behalf of Gabriel. You will never model in his brand again. Goodbye.”

Lila gasped. How dare that dumb assistant! She was Lila Rossi! How dare Gabriel Agreste do that to her! She would ruin him!

“On top of recent events, Lila Rossi has lied about many things. She even got Marinette expelled once!” Adrien explained to Nadja, excited that he found a way to expose Lila.

Marinette was watching all of this from the comfort from her room, her mouth wide open. Well, she wasn’t super surprised, Lila would do something like this, but Adrien called her his girlfriend! Sure, they were dating, but she didn’t think he would announce it publicly!

Girl, are you watching Face to Face? Can you believe Lila lied?

Hold up, you’re dating Adrien? Why didn’t you tell me?

Girl, I can’t believe you didn’t tell me. I thought we were BFFs!

Marinette snorted at the latter. BFFs? Yeah, right. Alya literally announced to the class two weeks ago that their friendship was over and that her new best friend would be Lila. Go figure!

“Wow. As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, startling revelations about the newest Gabriel model has come through! Hold on, we have a new post from the official Gabriel Twitter account! Can we please have this on the screen?” Nadja exclaimed.

Adrien read the post, not surprised. Of course his father would try to save face. It wasn’t new. He was just happy he wouldn’t have to model with Lila anymore.

The audience and Nadja gasped when they read the post. “Wow! It looks like the Gabriel brand has officially terminated Lila Rossi’s contract!” Nadja had to act surprised because this was predictable from the fashion designer. Typical Gabriel.

“Well, folks! There was a lot of drama today, but that concludes today’s interview! I hope you come again for another episode of, Face to Face!” Nadja concluded.

Bonus Scene:

“Well, Adrien, you made a good choice with Marinette. She could take over the designing area of the company while you take over the business side. When will you marry her?”

“FATHER!”

“Well, kid, he’s not wrong. Pigtails makes pretty good bread. And oh how good it tastes with camembert! Oh my sweet gooiness!”

“Shut up, Plagg.”

#fuck off lila #yessir plagg #go nadja hehe #miraculous_carnation #lila salt #lila exposed #alya salt #kind of #ao3 #ao3 shoutout #gabriel is trying yall #but hes still fucked #lila is a dummy #more of a dummy than me #and im a real dummy yall

[madamaryxx]

Hello my children its me your mother yra😌

I serve you a Teacher Aizawa x Teacher Reader

You and Aizawa are Married, 5 years to be exact you two have a 3 year old daughter name Fala (i came up to that lol, you can change it if you want

Aizawa is the class-1A homeroom teacher, and you are the Support class teacher (youre the one who teach how to build, how to create different inventions and you have your own agency)

And dont worry when you two are at work your mother take care of fala, but sometimes you bring Fala to your work shes mostly at the teacher lounge

No one knew that you two are married except the teachers and hatsume because you sometimes bring fala at the development studio(she keep asking who is the father over and over again, you cant take it anymore,so you tell her that its Aizawa, dont worry she wont tell anyone :) )

the reason why people didnt speculate that fala's father is aizawa because she got your bubbly personality, she's always smilling, a friendly kid, but she still inherited something from her father, her appearance, black medium lenght hair, black eyes (without the eyebags👩‍🦯) and ofcourse! her love with cats!! You will see her in a cat tshirt, she will carry her cat plushie everywhere

But of course some people suspect something is going on with you and aizawa

Like there this one time where

Fala is with you at the development studio your mother cant look after her. You werent really expecting students to come by at the studio but no no no, three students from 1-a came inside, looks like their look for hatsume

"may i help you?" You smiled, "hello were looking for hatsume? ma'am-" from the tone of the green hair boy looks like he's trying to remember your name "[your name]" you reply "Yea!!maam [your name]" he scratch his head, "she will arrive soon"

"Mommy how do you do this?" Your daughter asks, she's pointing at the screw bar "you use this to loose or tighted a slotted head" "this?" She grab one of the slotted head "yes sweetheart"aww your baby is following your footstep (suck to sucks eraser head)

"Awww you look so cute" the brown hair approach you two, "hi im ochaco uraraka!"

"Hi im Fala!" your daughter gave her a big smile, "Hi im deku!" So the green boy hair name deku wait a damn minute "wait so your Izuku Midoriya?" "Yes i am" oh so its him aizawa once mention him

"So now we have izuku midoriya he's the one who breaks his bone at the entrance exam"

"Thats so Cute" fala giggle " i know right!" Ochaco agree to her, "im tenya iida" he bowed "Hello!!!!!!!"

deku's thought: this kid kinda give me sir aizawa's vibe, i mean her attitude is so far from sir aizawa but her appearance and tshirt-

"HEY MISS [your name]! IM BACK" "oh finally hatsume this three has been waiting for you" "oh im sorry"

Few minutes later~~

"Thank you so much!" The three bowed and left.

Dekus Pov

"is just me or that kid kinda give me sir aizawa's vibe" uraraka said "now that you mention it, it did give" i reply "why dont we ask miss [your name]" tenya suggest "Sir aizawa didnt tell us anything about his love life so maybe he want to keep it private?" Uraraka reply, "yea maybe thats the reason or maybe fala's father isnt actually sir aizawa!" "If they want to keep it a secret, then we have respect that" "yea" "lets go back to class"

how would class 1-a found out aizawa's wife

Okay hear me out

You knew that scene where the hero license where Joke (my waifu) shows up yea there

HAHAAHAHHA LIKE I WOULD IMAGINE AIZAWA BE LIKE

"Lets get married"

"No"

"No? Good one!"

"Because i already have a wife"

HAHHAHAHAHAHA THE WHOLE 1-A AND JOKE IS SO SHOCK SKWKSONQSSJJQLSSSJWKAA

"HUH?! SINCE WHEN?!!" mina shouted

"Since your 11 years old" aizawa reply in a cold tone

"Wait so, 1, 2- 5 YEARS?!?!?!"

"Yes"

AND THAT EVEN MADE 1-A AND JOKE SHOCK

"Oh- well who is this lucky lady" joke wiggle her eyebrows, aizawa just look at her with a annoyed face expression. "Sir aizawa can i ask something?" Uraraka suddently break the silence "what is it?" "Is it Miss [Your name]?" Aizawa quite shock, "change into your hero cotsume and head to the briefing"

"Wait HER?!, i mean i feel something going on~"

"Can i ask who is she?" Mina ask, "She's the support class teacher and her agency help make your costume" Joke reply

"Yes mina she's my wife and i have a daughter" just like hatsume mina keep asking if Youre Aizawa's wife and the whole class cant believe he's dating anyone and have a child HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Its been a rough day today" aizawa said while hugging your waist, you two have been cuddiling in your shared bed, "really what happen?" "Joke shows up then said "lets get married" of course im annoyed so i tell her no because i already have a wife" he even hug you tighter "let me guess your class is so shock and joke" you laugh "you didnt tell me you met uraraka" "oh not only uraraka also deku and iida" you brush his hair "mhm i miss you" he stop hugging your waist and kiss your forehead "i miss you too babe"

My children please forgive me for my grammar mistake😔

#aizawa x y/n #shoto aizawa #aizawa x reader #aizawa #eraserhead #mha #mha x reader #mha eraserhead #eraserhead x you #aizawa x you #prohero