#that and grammar

[ssreeder]

I love seeing all these people cramming liab/ria because I’m like how??? I know how long those chapters are and it takes me a long time to read them when you update like every few weeks. People genuinely amaze me 😭 (granted both liab/ria are amazing so I can see why someone would read it for three days straight)

It’s so impressive!!

I get comments like “I started reading LIAB last night and stayed up all night to finish RIA” & I’m like DAMN……. That’s like inhaling the entire LOTR trilogy in a night. (LIAB a MUCH easier read and MUCH less impressive then LOTR but similar word count lol)

I am both terrified and impressed by these people and I have the utmost respect for their reading abilities.

#I am terrified of my own word count #it’s a huge insecurity of mine #that and grammar #idk why grammar was such a difficult thing for me #I’m like WHERE DO I PUT THE PUNCTUATION?!?!?!? #*teacher explains in* #I just stare at them…. #because it DOESNT MAKE SENSE STILL #like have you ever had someone explain something #and then they explain it again because you obviously didn’t get it #then they are like ok I told you twice you’re good now right?? #& you have no idea how to tell them NO…. I still don’t fucking get it #me and grammar #plus my English teachers always had very cold classrooms #so in my defense… I was too cold to concentrate #that my excuse #and why my grammar is something lacking #I like to think it has gotten better #if not whatever haha fanfiction is free #IDK HOW THIS ASK BECAME A GRAMMAR RANT IM SORRY #I haven’t answered asks in a week DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!?! #I shouldn’t be allowed online #just fucking embarrassing #love you though #sokkabackbender2021 #liab #ria #ask

[sabertoothwalrus]

get him a ouppy!!!!!

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #mithrun #kabru #laios touden #lycion #my art #comic #oh the grammar in this is fucked. oh well!

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

#i started questioning how to spell it myself #but again... at least they knew the right answer #i love them endlessly #teacherblr #teacher life #teaching #english class #english teacher #grammar #literature #romeo and juliet #shakespeare #william shakespeare #language #tragedy

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#useful #language #writing #grammar #writers #writer #twitter #tweets #meme #memes #tweet

[littlemizzlinguistics]

Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"

#linguistics #gen z slang #english #as people in the reblog pointed out! #most gen z slang comes from (or was appropriated from) aave #honestly I was just excited to talk about how people in my field actually get excited about non standard uses of English #instead of ridiculing speakers #and I tagged incorrectly and didn’t point out the very real issues of language and power and appropriation inherent in modern slang #in that much of it was appropriated #and even that which experiences language change in the wider culture still originated in aave #aave is just as linguistically valid as any other English dialect because it is a proper language #and the grammar is incredible!!! #habitual be is fantastic and an excellent example of how a richer case system or a certain case can render an adverb unnecessary #and the phonology is just beautiful #anyway I’m very sorry #I fucked up

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Being neurodivergent is just having a Demicolon attached to every single sentence that comes out of your mouth.

For those who don't know what a Demicolon is:

#I know it's not an actual piece of grammar #But it most fucking should be

[jamesvowles]

sports is really like is this 16 year old we abducted from his schooling the next coming of christ

#da mind prison #donk is crazy though thats wild big dreams for him if he can hone is #esports talk #SORRY FOR THE PISS GRAMMAR BTW MY BRAIN WAS OFF

[wolfythewitch]

I know how people's interpretation of Odysseus and Athena's relationship is somewhat toxic but parental, but I like to think of him as her weird pet

#i definitely worded this wrong #grammar is weird

[vivianthepigeon]

Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

—————

Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

—————

Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

#source: young sheldon #incorrect batfamily quotes #doesn’t completely fit them but it’s still silly #batfam #dc hcs #batfamily #excuse my grammar #batmansagooddad #dc universe #batdad #batman and robin #bruce wayne #incorrect dc quotes #dc fanon #jason todd #jason todd wayne #tim drake #tim drake wayne #damian wayne al ghul #damian wayne #red hood #red robin #dc robin #robin damian #batbros #batsiblings #batbrats #nightwing #dc orphan #dc batfam

[fox-and-the-hound]

What if Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy swapped cutie-marks, but their personalities stayed the same?

#mlp #my little pony #my little pony redraw #my little pony redesign #mlp redesign #rainbow dash #fluttershy #if u see a spelling/grammar mistake... no u don't #this was fun! #maybe I'll do the others if there's an audience for it

[21cha]

Little sunset duo comic I really wanted to make because you know, Mikey deserves Raph's praise and recognition as much as Leo does (honestly, they all do). Given their relationship and Raph's habit of babying Mikey, I think he'd be proud of his little brother for what he accomplished on Staten Island.

(Also, I know Raph is a leftie, but for the sake of this comic let's all just pretend he's ambidextrous okay)

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #sunset duo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt comics #my art #please let me know if there's any grammar/spelling mistakes!

[crappycamille]

katsuki is always so careful when he fucks you.

it’s more about the fear of himself than is about you being fragile. he knows you’re strong, but it’s just, he becomes so… unhinged when it comes to you.

it’s the way you milk him, he thinks. it’s the way your creamy walls suck him in—aching to be filled by him— before he even has the chance to fully submerge his tip. he swears he gets high off your pussy.

it’s why he has to be careful.

he’s not fully conscious. he gets easily lost in that blissful yet oh-so desperate state… dangerously so. he doesn’t want to hurt his precious baby. so he’s careful. he tries his very best to control himself. for katsuki is a strong man and he knows how easily his baby bruises.

but you’re never one to make things easy on him, are you? he admires that about you most of the time, but you just don’t realize how dangerous you can be, do you?

you’re simply ignorant to it. yes, that’s it! you have to be. it’s the only explanation.

why else would you be taking katsuki’s hand in your own as he’s fucking you (carefully, of course). you’re desperately grasping to take control of his arm as he now has to shift his weight to keep his pace and position. he curiously obliges you. how could he not, especially when you’re this fucked out already.

you drag his hand up along your body until his hand is at the base of your throat. it’s when he feels your hands squeeze around his and a satisfied moan escapes your lips that he truly grasps what you’re doing. you want to be choked.

the realization has a guttural moan leaving his lips as he feels his balls tighten at your debaunched behavior. he picks up the pace, sloppily thrusting into your greedy cunt as the hand choking you grips you like no other.

he can’t control it. he’s squeezing so hard you’re sure there will be bruises to have to explain later. but you don’t care. you’re seeing stars right now. you both are.

warbly moans leave the both of you in harmonious bliss. katsuki swears you’ll be the death of him as he struggles to breathe by the sheer magnitude of his climax. but what does such a trivial matter like breathing mean to him? to either of you?

you’re both far too gone in the highly intoxicating drug that is love.

#tw: choking #tw: bad grammar lol #bakugou thoughts #bakugo x reader #bakugou smut #bakugou drabble #heheheh <3

[sanctus-ingenium]

A certain fisherman [...] went to the same place again to fish, and he put a row of hooks on his heels in case he met the Púca again; he attached them like a horseman's spurs. When evening drew near, he made a halter of the fishing-line for the Púca. The Púca met him the second time. He himself caught the Púca, put the fishing-line over his head like a halter, and started to ride him. He drove him wherever he wanted to go, and he kept putting his heels with the hooks like spurs to the Púca's sides, so that the Púca was shedding blood from the pricks of the hooks.

Excerpt from "The Púca: A Multi-Functional Irish Supernatural Entity" by Deasún Breatnach

buy a print of this piece here :>

#irish folklore #u may remember this as the first WIP i ever shared to subscribers in uhh.. like february i think?? #púca #pooka #setting: inver #DON'T come for my grammar pleas. i already know. #what do i have to do to convince u ppl that this is not a water horse or a kelpie

[lesbianshepard]

tag where you're from if you answer and reblog

#m #it's on line or you're wrong #but im pretty sure it's just a northeast usa thing #i felt like i was going insane when i was down south and someone corrected me on my grammar #and they looked at me like i was an idiot when i was like...it's on line #there's like a line and you're ON it #but whenever im home on long island everyone says on line

[prokopetz]

Tumblr is the greatest social media platform because this is literally the only site where I can casually imply that the proper plural of "Spider-Man" is "Spiders-Men" and get absolutely zero pushback.

#tumblr #blogging #social media #language #linguistics #grammar #plurals #media #comics #spider-man

[delarpix]

i think the fish resemble heat radiators (aside from lego and portal turrets ofc)

#splatoon #side order #splatoon dlc #splatoon 3 #agent 4 #oops i've reuploaded there was a grammar mistake