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sukunasweetheart · 1 month

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im gonna tell you my favorite thing about sukuna right neow because i think youd be the best writer to write this (i jus love you) of yoru uncomfortbale, its ok. But hear this knowledge i know that you may not know or if you do thats GREAT.

sukuna can lactate. CANNONICALLY.

PLEASEEEEE lmfoaksdn i love this... ive read a few fics with trueform sukuna lactating and maybe its my turn to do a little something for it too... this is ur warning lmao it turns very smutty at the end bye

its good for a little sub!sukuna too, he's never let anyone come near his chest except you, so he'd probably be new to all the sensations youd give him ^^ you're overexcited and sukuna is probably grimacing at you, thinking youre a weirdo and a pervert for wanting to suck on his teet so bad, but after a lot of convincing, he lets you try to relieve the ache of his TIDDIES with a big eye roll

and boy, does it feel weird. you suck on his nipple like a newborn, and as your tongue rolls around his sensitive bud, he can't stop the shudders that go down his spine. his growing erection becomes painfully obvious and he's almost horrified about it, why does this feel so good?

you groan at the taste of his sweet milk and he finds it oddly fulfilling-- knowing that you're enjoying the taste of his...milk. you roll your hips around against his boner and sukuna's large hands land on your waist to guide your movements.

you suck on his one nipple until it's puffy and swollen and run dry, before moving on to the other one.

"fuck... slow down. it's not goin' anywhere," sukuna huffs at you, looking down at you with flushed cheeks and red ears. you don't respond, only continuing to squeeze out every drop from him using your mouth. you're also getting wetter and wetter between your legs with every passing second, drunk from his sweet taste, wondering how such a bitter man could produce something like this out of his chest.

sukuna breathes heavier above you, one hand coming up to cup the back of your head as you lap up every drop that comes out. he jerks his hips up every now and then, unable to help himself. he'll need to fuck you dumb after this as a punishment-- or a reward, perhaps?

he gets closer to soiling his hakama pants with his load, but he's doing everything to hold back because it's humiliating enough that the king of curses lactates, and is currently letting someone drink from his pecs. he can't be cumming into his clothes like a virgin on top of that. he grits his teeth and restrains himself.

it was a futile effort however, because you do something unthinkable and brave on your part, suddenly using your teeth into the mix, biting lightly on his sensitive nipple, immediately sending him over the edge.

sukuna jolts and his clothed cock presses up against you as he blows his load into his pants, the shock of the painful pleasure having shot down his spine. you hear him groan deeply and hiss at you, retaliating by grabbing a handful of your hair. but you're unrelenting, and your mouth is still latched onto him. your cheeky grin pisses him off.

once his orgasm subsides, sukuna pries your lips away from his puffy nipples. they're swollen and sensitive. he has tears barely protruding from the corners of his eyes, and there is a brilliant blush on his face.

"fucking hell. you're insatiable. one perverted fucking woman," he tells you with a growl.

"but you liked it. loved it, even. so much that you came in your pants-"

you yelp as you're manhandled onto the bed. sukuna practically tears the clothes off from your body, stripping you bare, down to your dripping wet pussy. he roughly slots his fingers into your soaking cunt, a mean glare in his eyes, having flared up from your provoking.

"you're sopping wet. not much better than me, are you?" sukuna sneers, fingering your most delicate spot. you moan, unable to respond, too preoccupied with the pleasure.

he removes his digits and then shoves them into your own mouth, to shut you up. then, he frees his still aching cock from his pants and shoves it into you all in one go.

"all nice and loose f' me," he groans, feeling your welcoming walls around his dick.

"i wonder if i bred you nice and full- would i get to have a taste of your milk too?"

you suck on his fingers and whimper, full of lust and desire.

"oh? ...you don't seem to hate the idea. i'll fuck a baby into you, then," he says darkly.

...and a blissful night ensues, where you get to enjoy getting pumped full of the milk from his cock, not just his tits.

#sukuna x reader #jjk x reader #poe answers #sukuna #jujutsu kaisen x reader #sukuna smut #sukuna x you #sukuna x y/n #ryomen sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna

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crysicicleskoriart · 2 months

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Shaking this image in front of you like jangling keys

So uhh, now that the big image got your attention

I did it, heres your (un)official template

Heres the link, tell me if it doesn't work, idk how dropbox works

Also some basic ass instructions cause i cant quite remember how i did it

If you feel like just winging it, heres the front and back of the full model, if you want to figure it out

Heres my basic recommendations

Don't just use one glue - I used glue stick for sticking the paper to the card, regular PVA/craft glue for sticking the cardboard to itself and hot glue for sticking the legs and head on. but if you can figure out how to do it without hot glue, more power to ya.

Use a sharp craft knife - it is possible to use scissors for the whole thing, but i find it makes it a lot harder to cut out small pieces and it crushes the edges of the cardboard.

Tools are good - Use clips to hold things together as they dry or place the pieces under a book. Cotton buds also work great for applying small amounts of glue easily if you don't have anything else.

Different card types and papers, the cardboard i used was approx 1mm thick, then layered as needed, but you shouldn't need more than 2 layers.

Weird Extra things - Putting tiny pieces of wire in to hold stuff on, its most likely not necessary for shadow milk due to his collar and hair helping to keep his head on.

Alright. I think thats all, feel free to send and ask if you have anymore questions

Have fun, take your time and good luck making your own jester.

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #papercraft #shadow milk cookie

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kaiasky · 1 year

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New favorite inexplicably bad Wikipedia article. (permanent link to this revision)

The main ingredients in caffeinated alcoholic drinks are alcohol and caffeine. The caffeine is often added by ingredients like energy drinks, coffee, tea, or dark chocolate, which also can be consumed as side-drinks with any alcoholic drink.

sure ok but i will note that 'side-drinks' is extremely funny as a concept

Wine column writer Joe Fattorini hypothesize that there's an individual tolerance to bitter flavors and the link between taste in coffee and wine stems from the number of taste buds we have.[2]

literally how is this relevant. also no what. also again how is this relevant

Caffeine free energy drinks/alcoholic beverages

Guarana – compound of plant-based stimulants: Cult Shaker – a flavored alcohol beverage containing Guarana and cider (5.4% ABV).

guarana has caffeine!!! also the article is about caffeine-containing alcoholic drinks!!! beer is a caffeine free alcoholic beverage!!!

Alternative caffeine intake

Chocolate can be used as a side dish. 100 grams of milk chocolate contains 20 mg of caffeine,[3] whereas 100 grams of dark chocolate contains 90 mg of caffeine.[4] Additionally, caffeine can be consumed in tablet or powder form alongside many alcoholic drinks to achieve similar effects.

i love that this reads like a helpful guide. can't get caffeine and alcohol in the same liquid? you could eat chocolate on the side.

Caffeine's primary mechanism of action is as an adenosine receptor antagonist in the brain. Ethanol is an adenosine reuptake inhibitor[5]

ok but like. what.

In January 2010, a BBC investigation revealed that Buckfast Tonic Wine had been mentioned in 5,638 crime reports in the Strathclyde area of Scotland from 2006 to 2009, equating to an average of three per day. In 2017, Scottish Police reported there had been 6,500 crimes related to the drink in the previous two years.[6]

i like to imagine this cracks the case wide open. why is the rest of the article incomprehensible?? It's because it was written by seething British journalists who cannot fuckin think straight because the moment you put caffeine and energy drinks together you turn into a criminals and an enemy of scotland and the queen

In 2018 the first study of its kind, found that alcohol and caffeinated energy drinks is linked with casual, risky sex among college-age adults.[9]

In 2012 the University at Buffalo's Research Institute on Addictions (RIA) found that mixing alcohol and caffeinated energy drinks is linked with casual, risky sex among college-age adults.[12]

wow wild that the second study of its kind was conducted 6 years before the first. they go on to talk about a lot of studies that wouldn't replicate but thats a problem with the social sciences and not Wikipedia

but it's all worth it for this image.

like so true dude. it is the article about what if we put that powder in that liquid. really all that needs saying on the matter

#wikipedia

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smol-feralgremlin · 1 year

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Galhan Orshta

When my good friends Aldon and Cal were telling me about what they'd been up to after the fall of Falia, they both mentioned Cal's grandmother having them drink something called orshta, and then refused to discuss it further with expressions of absolute disgust.

So when I was able to I took a trip down to the Parithan farm.

Abdan Parithan received me with as much grace as any queen, which as the matriarch of the whole extensive family is her right. She is a delightful woman and I fully understand how both Aldon and my good friend Sylpha were cowed by her and her palm leaf broom. She is wicked accurate with that thing. When I asked her about orshta she chuckled before getting up and beckoning me over to a small patch of plants.

Readers these are wicked looking plants. Thick red leaves two of my hand widths across and three hand widths tall that grow from a clustering spiral arrangement situated at the base of a flowering stalk.

It was budding at the time I was there, but Abdan says the flowers are a delightful pale blue commonly used in the hair styles of brides during a traditional Galhan wedding, and in the wedding styles of Na'chellum. I was almost certain that it was a hint meant for Cal. When I did he stalked off in a huff while muttering in Galhan. Sylpha laughed and refused to translate his words for me. I love Sylpha dearly, but one day I'm going to shake some of the pirate out of her so she isn't so close-lipped about such things.

Back on subject, the leaves have thick blue edged spines that can hook into both flesh and cloth and tear if you aren't careful.

Abdan tells me thats the point of orshta. The plant and the drink made from it are known by the same known. Neither is pleasant even if the leaves do have a delightful succulent feel to them once the spines are avoided.

She then went on the explain that orshta cures heartsickness. She said cures in a way that conveyed that it didn't so much cure anything as it did take the mind of what was causing the ailment of heartsickness. This was confirmed as she explained how the drink is made. A process I had to go through even though I've been informed I have a lot of good sense to do away with the whole business of romance and such by Abdan. The things I must do for research and to sate my own curiosity.

First the one being cured must pick one or two leaves, something the requires a good bit of skill to avoid the spines. If one has picked large cabbages or lettuces, that roughly the motion need, just with large succulent leaves that will draw blood. I refuse to admit to how much Abdan cackled at me as she bandaged me up about my lack of athletic ability and coordination in my efforts.

If you are one of my friends who read those words, no you didn't.

The next step in this whole awful business is stripped the leaves of their spines. A heartfelt plea to all of my readers, if a person of Galhan descent offers you orshta, just run. This was awful to go through, especially once the copious amounts of juice starts flowing.

Once the spines have been removed, its time to slice open the leaves to reveal whats hidden in those leaves. The juice is actually a gel of sorts that protects the inner strands of the orshta. The strands, which are the thickness of the nails used in shoeing horses and pale green, are what are actually needed.

These strands are taken and mashed into a pulp with a little of the gel. The resulting concotion is then strained to seperate the liquid from the now mashed plant matter. The mash is good for composting, the liquid is what is wanted. This liquid is then added to warmed and salted goat milk.

I don't have words to describe the taste. I'd rather not remember that and frankly...I'd rather lick the bottom of a bucket used for feeding slop to pigs.

Gallus Oldegreene

#I'm having a lot of fun with these #Defenders of Alcadia #from the journals of Gallus #Galha #gremlin writing #writeblr #writers of tumblr

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dateamonster · 2 years

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first look at the monster high g3 animated series

alright rather than bombard u all with a series of posts im just gonna go in for a second watch and put a play by play of my impressions under the cut. reader beware: its going to be long and stupid as hell.

watch along with me

0:18 the new design for the school is kind of amazing. like part of me misses the more traditional spooky-gothic-castle but like i cant deny that the big lightning bolts look cool af and i do think it has more character than the g2 which imo just kind of looked like. a school.

0:33 new spectra is soo cute lol she wasnt anywhere near my fav in the old series but smth about the big flowy purple curls is rly charming me this time around

0:47 ghost ms frizzle??

1:10 i rly like a lot of these background monster designs. this zombie girl in particular is very cute and also i think i spied a werewolf boy in the back who i liked.

1:19 still obsessed with this cleo design. hope future dolls get better at capturing her charm and in general they stop being so weird abt her race and skin color. also for all that ive seen folks worry that this gens cutesier design will mean taking out the more horror-adjacent elements for the sake of better fitting the typical Girl Toy brand, im so happy to see mh3 doesnt shy away from a bit of tasteful gore <3

1:29 YUMMERS

2:01 BRITISH TORALEI LMAO?? idek why this is just killing me for some reason. its such a little thing but i feel like it gives her a totally different vibe. maybe its the anglophobe in me.

2:08 i wasnt sure where to put this part but im still sort of struggling with this concept of monsters hating witches, especially considering in this version witches arent like a separate monster-adjacent species (rip casta fierce) rather witchcraft just seems to be something anyone can learn to do? i dont entirely hate it i just dont get it i guess. i do think itd be fun if later there was like a witch high rival school. possible opening for the long awaited ever after high crossover event? anyone?

2:17 FUCK THE HATERS LAGOONA IS SOOOO CUTE i love that she immediately jumps to imagining a star-crossed monster x witch romance which is such a teen girl move imo. and that then she seems to like remember halfway in that we all hate witches for some reason and gets so immediately morbid with it i LOVE it go bestie go

2:45 i know its just a vampire joke but in before g1 purists get mad abt the idea of g3 draculaura actually biting ppl even though shes a vegan in g1. i mean i think theyll probably keep that trait since its a handy way to avoid blood in a kids show and its sorta quirky-endearing to boot but i think itd rule if they let draculaura bite some people this time around tbhhh.

3:00 choklat milk snake B)

3:20 ride or die ghoulies dont even question why their bud needs u to catch a living snack this is why frankie is a real one

3:55 im so obsessed with this frankie. i love that they found draculauras stash and were like neat :-) now to not mention this to anybody :-) iconic behavior

5:08 its just processing for me now that draculaura has this like huge portrait of her dad just in her room. i do think its cute that her character is more perfect-daddys-girl-but-with-a-secret (a trope i largely enjoy a Lot) this time around but thats still wild behavior.

5:11 ok i know i said this when the sneak peak came out but the idea that heath is an actual demon and son of the literal DEVIL this time around, confirming that hell is real in monster high lore, is making me insane. i genuinely love it. wish theyd given heath some cute lil horns or a tail.

5:15 THAT THING WITH THEIR EYES!!!! frankie is so damn cool.

5:37 dracula being this like celebrity in the monster world i think is an interesting take but i feel like im gonna get so annoyed if his character starts showing up a lot. idk i dont hate it its just a weird vibe.

6:05 it took a while to click since clawdeen doesnt talk a lot in this ep but it is kind of weird hearing her (and draculaura) without an accent. i kinda found g1 draculauras voice a little grating at times so i dont mind that and i do rly like how clawdeen sounds more like an actual kid but idk i miss the accent

6:28 theres not a whole lot to say on deuce since hes only here for side gags in this ep but just wanted to go on the record with: i think hes cute

6:42 weirdly super enamored with the food-creatures, especially the burger lol. reminds me of bugsnax. also this whole fight sequence rly displays how far mh animation has come from rigid flash animations of a handful of stock characters. its neat.

7:13 bat!draculaura is adorableeee

8:23 now i rly thought she was abt to say living foods go to hell in this nickolodeon kids cartoon ghjfdjhd

8:35 the headmistress is so cute too wtf it IS snack time snack time so tru bestie

8:56 fghjkjhgf sorry that resolution is ridiculous. im not complaining mind you i just. like. wow. also side note but i think the intercom being based on the monster high skull-with-bow logo is a cute throwback. didnt realize before but i feel like it hasnt been as central in the marketing in a while. its still def around but not as much i dont think.

9:08 lol ok i know its probably just another reference to dracula being bad with technology (cute trait for him tbh) but when i first saw this i couldnt help over-analyzing with my Lore Brain and wondering if it was also a reference to vampires not showing up on camera. but then i realized the kid he takes a pic with also has fangs and bat wings and shows up fine so thats probably not it, especially since drac canonically shows up fine in video.

9:50 the "bat out" reoccurring line is so incredibly cheesy it makes sense hes quoting it from some 70s b-movie he was in. but that doesnt make it any less cringey to me. also i know i said he kinda annoys me and he does but i do desperately wanna know how this bitch got into show business. drac backstory please. dracstory, if you will.

10:30 YOUR HONOR THEYRE JUST CUTIE BABIE BESTIES <333333

10:45 im reeeeally excited to see how this plot develops. i honestly assumed this series would be more like the web shorts except longer and more developed. as in, episodic and largely unrelated to one another, but im soo hype to see them doing something more serialized with overarching conflict and stakes. also we <3 classic troublemaking cant mind her own damn business toralei. like girl you have no reason for acting like this. she is simply a messy bitch.

final thoughts: really really liked it. love the visuals and the ways the new characterization plays with old beloved traits. love that this series has more of a familiar cartoon hijinks vibe rather than leaning too hard into it being like a Teen Girl Show just because the toys are first and foremost a fashion doll line. i dont know if im articulating that well i just mean i like that the girls are allowed to have like a full range of motion and action and emotion, and that they can be like gross and funny in addition to pretty. i think g1 had a good start in this regard but was definitely limited both by the animation and the expectation to follow that niche established by like barbie/bratz animated works (no hate to any of those either tho)

there are changes that ill need to get used to obviously, but i feel like the franchise is heading in a strong new direction. i saw some folks complaining that the bits about draculauras witchcraft and clawdeens half monster/half human felt like they were introduced as a means to employ annoying Fantasy Racism tropes, and thats a really valid criticism, but its also kind of something monster high has always done (with regards to monster/human conflict, certain monsters being discriminated against for certain traits, jackson jekylls entire character, etc).

i get the concern, but i feel like in a series so centered on embracing differences its kind of impossible to not include issues of discrimination, and it being a kids fantasy series, that does sometimes translate in a way that feels wonky or oversimplified at best. tho tbh monster highs execution regarding the subject always kind of felt to me like one of the better ones. idk. im just feeling good about this first look and excited to see how the show and the monster high franchise as a whole develops further as we move forward.

anyway stan g3 lagoona she deserves better than the g1 purists have been giving her.

#monster high #long fuckin post abt this animated show for babbies

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101-furbys-101 · 8 months

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INTRODUCTION POST!!!

Hi!!! I’m 101-furbys-101, my main blog is @lact101

This is my furby blog! Under the cut is all my furbies, it could be outdated tho, so I’ll try keep it updated!!

1998

(From left to right)

Blossom - Easter furby, birthday is 29th of February 2000, tag is ‘101: blossom’

Sample text - Snowball furby, birthday is 12th of September 1998, tag is ‘101: sample text’

David - Kiwi furby, birthday is 27th of September 1999, tag is ‘101: david’

Aldis cereal - Snow leopard furby, birthday is unknown, tag is ‘101: aldis cereal’

1999 BABIES

(From left to right)

Rancid toast - Wavy stripes furby baby, birthday is December 28th 1999, tag is ‘101: rancid toast’

Funky Strawberry Milk - Baby pink furby baby, birthday is October 9th 1999, tag is ‘101: funky strawberry milk’

Koh-Koh - Flower bud furby baby, birthday is January 7th 2000, tag is ‘101: koh koh’

Bud - Spring time furby baby, birthday is November 28th 1999, tag is ‘101: bud’

BOOMS! AND FURBACCA

(From left to right)

Nova - Pink-purple furby boom! Crystal series , unknown birthday, tag is ‘101: nova’

Topher - Orange-pink furby boom! Crystal series, unknown birthday, tag is ‘101: topher’

Neglected Frankenstein - Polka dots furby boom!, unknown birthday, tag is ‘101: neglected frankenstein’

Furbacca - furbacca, unknown birthday, tag is ‘101: furbacca’

CONNECT

(There’s only 1 this time around)

Kah - Magenta furby connect, unknown birthday, tag is ‘101: kah’

PLUSHIES

(There’s a lot this time, left to right) (I’m not not going to put birthdays for this)

IVE DECIDED TO NAME ALL OF THESE, BUT THE MCDONALDS ONES WILL GO UNDER 1 TAG BECAUSE THERE IS WAYYYYYYY TO MANY, THE TAG IS ‘101: MC FURBYS’

Peachy, john, Lennon, red, carbon dioxide, Gerard, eduardo, Weezer brexit geezer, ebony darkness dementia raven way, paracetamol and naproxen

Wotsit - orange 2012 plush furby, tag is ‘101: wotsit’

OKAY THATS ALL!

#101: blossom #101: sample text #101: david #101: aldis cereal #101: rancid toast #101: funky strawberry milk #101: koh koh #101: bud #101: nova #101: topher #101: neglected frankenstein #101: furbacca #101: kah #101: mc furbys #101: wotsit #furby blog #safefurby #all furby #intro post

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fraener · 1 year

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2/27/23

im drinking some tea that tastes like oatmeal with syrup in it. it’s chai and chestnut tea together with a bit of milk and sugar. last night i made lamb chili and watched a movie from my childhood. i really liked the message of it, i remember it didnt take off quite as big as other childrens movies at the time and i think its cause it had a very clear but convoluted storyline revolving childhood trauma and building resilience from an understanding that things always change and move and the future may be better. this morning i just read something about children being outside of the time conception of adults and how we force them to see and feel time the way we do as they grow up. ive been wondering if time moves so quickly for us because there are so little joyous surprises. all of the surprise is reserved for accidents, illness, death, bad news. our days are too carefully planned by ourselves- children have most things planned for them and we do our best to give children enjoyable and kind experiences. i wonder if things would be different if we treated one another with the compassion we have for children. i also wonder if things would be different if people surprised one another with joyous things more often as well. it shouldnt be rare to hear that someones partner or friend planned a whole day(only just a day) just for them, full of things they thought they’d like and all of it a surprise. children get that every day. im often convinced i knew just as much when i was a child as i do now. it feels like the other wrench in the machine is knowing too much about people. i used to know much more about the smaller animals and plants and things and i felt more like i could be on their time. less responsibility then or more forgiving responsibility so i could do things at my own time was something different as well. i havent been trying to juggle everything for very long, only a couple of years, but i really dont like having so much responsibility. im not sure that anyone does. i want to relearn surprise and find ways to live in which i dont have to “carve out time” from my day. i dont want to live with time anymore and i think id feel a lot better about it if it wasnt so engrained in me at this point. I shouldnt be able to guess the time down to a 5 minute range at any given moment. i remember some of the days going fast when i was a child and some of them going really slow. i dont actually think that time felt like it moved slower then or necessarily that it feels like its getting faster now, i think im just being forced to pay way more attention to it than i used to. this week some of the days have gone really slowly and some of them have gone really quickly. time passes much faster when youre deep in thought or in rest or in a project. time passes slowly when youve got a lot of things to do. i think it might be about finding contrast or ways to build contrast so the different types of time feel more varietal. and to find people who will surprise you. its been snowing on and off the last couple of days between the rain and the freezing. im nearing the end of the quarter, the buds on the oak are getting fat and anxious, ive been hearing the finches rehearsing their spring songs. i feel very clearly that the thing missing from my life is attention to the right things- attention to detail, attention and trust in joy, attention to time moving slowly. a lot of me is consumed by other things. i want to divert my attention away from my obsessive thoughts and cycles. i know this ocd flareup isnt about the food at all. it has nothing to do with food. i think thats just something my parts decided they could control. i think school and the emotional fallout from being in a big abusive relationship and then several smaller, sometimes more disrespectful relationships has really sent me spiraling. i think i need to focus on figuring out what exactly i >can< control.

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oh-for-fic-sake · 3 years

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April Teaser Collection!

Here is the latest peek at my stuff sitting on my pc that will hopefully be finished over the next few weeks. I hope you find something that tickles your pickle. below the cut are The Stand In, It’s A Match, Deliverance, Mans False God, Gloria Regali.

But instead of being managing to be all sneaky and close the door hiding henry in your room like a naughty teen with her boyfriend Henry was up and awake.

"Aha! Gotcha! Who said you could sneak out of bed this morning baby? I was lonely with out you~" you screamed and just about jumped out of your skin as Henry wrapped himself around you from behind dragging you back into him, nuzzling into your neck pressing an open mouthed kiss to it. Your shout of surprize had silenced both of the women's chatter making them jump, even Kal came darting back in gruffing as he leapt up the stairs heckles and tail raised and growling on high alert. Fuck.

"now why cant i get a good morning like that?" Tee giggled crossing her arms at the both of you, your mother eyed you both with a knowing grin and hummed agreeing. Henry snapped his head up and gulped. Fuck. You and henry stood still for a few seconds far to shocked at being caught with your pants down so to speak. You shifted on your feet but henry held you still hands on your hips using you to shield his nude form from your guests he hadn't known were there.

"O-oh shit- err good morning ladies!" He said turning red his voice higher than usual as he shuffled backward taking you with him. As he tried saving his modesty, he didn't take the covers with him because- well he had thought it was only you on the bus!

"I err- shit i didn't see you there... Sorry about almost flashing you both like that..." he said with an uneven tone tip toeing back into the room, still holding you at his crotch hiding the once half hard- now softening cock.

"Good girl, where's your mother? Hmm? Your not supposed to be out and about alone are you?" Henry spoke slowly digging his fingers into the dense soft fur managing to find and hold the collar below the thick fur, then he leant down scooping up the lead what was still attached to her. Kal grunted and sat on the floor leaning his weight on henry's leg. Henry looked down and patted Kal scratching his ears chuckling. Kal's eyes still wide taking in the larger dog in front of him, it was comical Kal was used to being the biggest bear... but he was a good four to five inches shorted then this magnificent grey floofer.

"Kal, you okay there bud?... year she really is big isn't she, you best behave don't want her telling you off do you?" He spoke slowly calming both pups... and gosh did Kal look like a pup compared to her. Slowly both dogs leaned towards one another sniffing the air then with a happy yip Amii began licking kal... like a pup. Henry burst out laughing it was too sweet watching Amii sniff around his bear, whilst Kal sent his human a look clearly pleading for help as this new huge female smothered him with affection. But henry wasn't falling for it, Kal was wagging his tail just as excited to make a new freind.

Honestly henry was glad, akitas were fickle. They either liked you or they didn't. He got the feeling Kal would like this gentle giant for now he was a little awe struck over being smaller then something.

"Clark? Clark come and help me- I cant reach the milk! Its at the back again!" Martha said quietly you smiled. It took a lot of coaxing but you had indeed tried what Clark had explained as 'cow juice' and had developed a taste for it. So Martha had promised you milk every day if you liked. Which you did like. A lot. Clark pressed another kiss to you and walked off towards the milk refrigerators expecting you to follow.

You made to follow but a sweet scent hit you and you stopped mid step. It was wonderful and ripe, sweet and succulent. You pivoted and followed without much thought. Your feet found there way twisting around the display of 'leafy greens' to a bright colourful isle. You salivated at the smells. There were so many intoxicating scents you didn't know what to look at first.

You pressed a hand on a small net package full of strange green fuzzy balls. Kiwi's? You read and scrunched your face up at the peculiar name. Then plucked the bag up and held it to your nose sniffing. They smelled divine, like a type of food from home. Okriin a small soury sweet treat given to children on their birthing date. You sniffed again and almost cried. It was so similar but so different sweeter and fuller in the scent. You cautiously sniffed again and closed your eyes before tentativly prodding it with your tongue wanting to see if it tasted the same.

"y/n? Y/n?!- oh god there you are? What are you doing? You almost gave me a heart attack" Clark said racing towards you his mother behind him with the cart. He slid to a stop and blinked at you. As you scrunched up your nose.

"the texture of these are... Not very nice?" you said naively moving for the fruit again sticking your tongue out once more trying to discern if it was edible like this. Clark moved quickly gasping holding your hands that had the.. Kiwi's in it.

"no no.. No we- you don't eat them like that... You peel them and eat the inside, and we don't lick things in the shop okay?" he explained plucking the fruit from you and placed them in the cart, Martha chuckled into her chest she couldn't help it, you were extremely cute.

Kal proped himself up on his side and smiled sadly nodding. He knew. He knew the state they found you in was their fault. Thats why he was so adamant to look after you now to... make amends in a way. You'd proved you could barely survive on your own. But Kal was also angry; angry that you'd been abandoned, he had thought Bruce would atleast put something in place to look after you but he hadn't. Bruce hadn't helped you, he to busy saving his own skin and trying to fight him and the new regime. But he was more angry at himself you had been alone, with no means to protect yourself or really survive. And he should have known! He should have realised you were scared, that you would stay away from the new citizen system he put in place. That you'd fear being caught and killed like many of the others.

"I know, but we have her now... its going to be better now, we are going to right the wrongs love... we can give her the best life look after her and nothing will ever hurt our little one again" his voice was strained his face in firm lines, hard and stone like. He truly was a god, carved in marble. Perfect. Diana nodded laying back curling herself around you. Kal drew a deep breath and shuffled closer winding his arms around his family, holding both his girls.

He chuckled when you grunted pouting in your sleep when he sandwiched you between Diana and himself. Trying to wriggle fee from the group hug. But once again you settled after a few moments relaxing as you were now being warmed from both sides a small smile graced your face. Kal grinned and nuzzled the back of your head pressing chaste kisses to your bed ridden hair, he felt at peace having you here with him. And he meant what he said no one will ever touch his little babygirl.

"what wrong? Whats going on?" you spoke quietly trying not to stare at the clearly sick monarch. You didn't want to see it, you didn't want to think of the implications of the illness he was clearly suffering.

"nothing gets past you does it my girl?" your father spoke jovially trying to lighten the mood but failed miserably, his chuckles dying off fairly quickly and he heaved a sigh. Your uncle broke the silence and your fathers hand slid to yours under the table and squeezed your fingers tightly trying to reassure you.

"I have summoned you here to discuss something that... Is very serious and the outcome will change the lives of many people. This is something.. I wished I could hold off but I'm afraid I cannot firefly" you bit your lip and braced yourself. This was bad news you could tell. A part of you thought for a moment of marriage, your gut churned at the thought and you felt sick all of a sudden. Where you being married off as a pawn? It was likely, it still happened even in this day and age it was just covered up with fairytale romance... Story book meetings and courtships, when in reality you were told that your to marry and that was the end of it.

"Y/n you are royalty. You were born in to a royal blood line that has ruled over this kingdom for nearly four centuries... And now it is time for you to take your place within it and do your duty" your father stated in his 'work' voice for the time being he was not your father, he was a prince. Heir to the throne and head of your family. And you were to listen and obey.

"You want to give me duties as a working royal?" you said sitting straighter only quivering slightly. You dreaded this, the publicity the duty and responsibility that you'd managed to avoid so far. But you knew one day you would have to take your place.

"yes dear. We need you. Now" your father said urgently, but there was something off. Like he was holding back, fearfull in a sense and it was not like him.

"Of course i will. Father I'm no fool I understand what my position requires of me and i will serve my country. You need only ask and I will obey. I only ask that i be given time to sort things out with the university security and such would need to be increased if they are having a working royal on campus-"

"I'm afraid its not as simple as that we... Are asking you to put your studying off" your uncle interrupted you making you frown. What? You furrowed your brow and made to shake your head but paused. It made sense... If you were to come and take on duties then the media may go wild and cause an uproar... They could cause issues on campus

"How long for?" you asked trying your hardest not to frown at your father and uncle

"Indefinitely.." the king replied holding your gaze firmly. it was then you knew this was serious, more so then anything you’d experienced before.

#oh for fic sake teaser #oh for fic sake fic #henry cavill #henry cavill x reader #clark kent x you #superman x you

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haikyunicorn · 4 years

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bokuto, akaashi, kuroo and tsukishima with a coffee lover s/o

@xubaobi asked: “hii!! can i request sum hcs of bokuto, akaashi, kuroo, and tsukki with an s/o thats totally addicted to coffee? like they're always seen drinking pure black bean water, no sugar, no creamer, on a daily basis. and practically in love with anything thats related to coffee. thank you so much, i hope you have a wonderful day/night! <33″

bokuto koutarou

He doesn’t get it im sorry :(

He’s a sweet boy and so are his taste buds’ preferences

Bokuto doesn’t understand the appeal of drinking pure black coffee, it’s so bitter for him and he can’t wrap his head around how you manage to drink so much of it all the time

The way he found out is when you first started dating, he curiously asked what you were always drinking

So you offered it to him

He happily accepted and took a big gulp

And bokuto just- You can see his whole body shudder at the taste and he’s trying so hard not to spit it out or cringe

When he finally swallows it down he’s like,

“How are you drinking so much of it all the time�� are you ok?”

And you have to reassure him that yes, you actually like it and no one’s making you do it

Although he doesn’t get it, he won’t mind too much

In fact, now that he’s found out about your love for coffee, he’ll associate anything coffee with you

Takes you on coffee shop dates! Whenever he sees a new coffee shop he’s already texting you when you’re fee

And he remembers which shop you like the best so he can surprise you with a cup of coffee every now and then

Or if you prefer home-brewed coffee, he tries his hardest to learn how to make a cup just the way you like it

If he sees coffee-related stuff he’s instantly buying it for you

Coffee-scented candles, coffee scrubs, new mugs and tumblers for your coffee

When he’s overseas or travelling he buys you the ~fancy~ expensive coffee beans for you to try

Overtime starts to fall in love with the smell of coffee because it smells like you!!

In conclusion: this man loves you so much

akaashi keiji

Is..is it possible to fall even more in love with you??

Because that’s what Akaashi is thinking when he finds out how much you love coffee

You can’t tell me this man isn’t the exact same

He’s an editor now with so many deadlines to catch -- he needs it

One day he started taking his coffee black to really wake him up and now he feels off if he doesn’t start his days without it

He’s so delighted that you share this interest with him and feels like it’s something that brings you two closer together

He’ll brew a cup of coffee every morning for the both of you or pick some up from a coffee shop if he’s running late

Coffee shop dates become a regular thing, both of you would sit there for hours working on your own stuff while enjoying coffee and each other’s company

When you’re both have a day off he’ll sign you up for a coffee brewing class! A great bonding activity and you both leave with as many coffee-related freebies as you can hold sdkfsk

If you both live together your house/apartment always smells like coffee because the both of you instinctively reach for the coffee scented air freshener whenever you go grocery shopping

Akaashi has a very refined palate so with him you’ll always get the best, high quality coffee beans

No matter how much he understands your coffee addiction, he’ll always make sure you aren’t having too much of it and you’re not having them too late in the evening so you’ll be able to actually get some sleep at night

Though sometimes he lets you have some if you offer to share your cup with him too ❤

kuroo tetsurou

Kuroo’s not particularly into coffee but he doesn’t dislike it, either

He has a cup of coffee in the morning from time to time if he stayed up late the night before, but most days he gets by without one

he doesn’t want to be dependent on coffee to wake himself up

He’ll be a little surprised at the amount and frequency of the pure black coffee that you drink, but gets over it quickly

He’ll tease you about it, too, like “i think you drink more coffee than water” “you seem a little grumpy today, have you had your coffee yet?”

Sometimes he’s a little concerned for your health, so he makes sure you only have a safe amount of coffee every day

Will probably pay for regular health check ups too just in case

But for the most part he finds your love for coffee endearing and almost adorable

Loves the way your eyes light up whenever you come across something coffee related

He starts to develop a taste for coffee and learns how to identify the different kinds of coffee too

But whether or not he already knows, he’ll ask you to teach him about coffee and the proper way to brew a cup, just so he can spend more time with you and listen to you talk about something you adore

If you don’t already have it, he’s buying you the fanciest, high tech coffee machine and supplying you with the best luxury coffee beans he orders from all over the world “so you can have some variety” wow sugar daddy kuroo, hello sir

Whenever he knows you’re coming by his office, he asks his assistant to make a coffee run to your favourite coffee shop (sorry, assistant, i’m sure he’s paying you well)

He clears his schedule for a while and the both of you relax in his office while enjoying your coffee together

He’ll ask you about your day to temporarily destress and get his mind off work

Imagine Kuroo staring at you intently as you ramble on, he brings his cup of coffee to his lips to take a sip but his eyes never leave you🥺

tsukishima kei

If you ask him if he likes coffee, Tsukishima would probably say he’s indifferent to it

Like Kuroo, he does enjoy a cup occasionally, the occasion being when he needs an extra boost to focus during the day

But, unlike you, he has a strong dislike towards just black coffee

Since he has a sweet tooth for desserts, he likes his coffee with at least some milk and sugar

Gives you that slightly judgemental stare whenever he sees you gulp down your coffee with a content smile on your face and that expression of pure bliss

Don’t worry, he’s just teasing though

...just glare back at him

No matter how much he teases you, he’ll still take you on coffee dates and buy your favourite coffee whenever he can

He’ll say the coffee shop is just coincidentally in the same direction as he was going, but you’ve caught him making that up several times

King of taking cute candid pics of you during your cafe dates

But he does love the scent of coffee; he finds it so fresh and calming

So he buys you coffee-scented soap and another extra bottle to store at his house just in case you decide to spend the night

Tsukishima will take you to the Coffee Museum in Hyogo for your birthday surprise🥺 and the both of you will spend the whole day marveling at exhibits and tasting the coffee

And he’ll buy you whatever you want from the souvenir store

He was a little nervous that it’ll seem too nerdy or you won’t enjoy it at first but the way you stare at everything excitedly and your tugging on his arm whenever you see something interesting quickly eases his worries

boyfriend of the year nominee

thank you for requesting! personally i don’t drink coffee a lot so i hope these make sense? also i found out about the coffee museum and it looks so cool! the website lets you see a bit of the inside as well

hope you enjoyed this!

#haikyuu #haikyuu!!#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #bokuto koutarou #bokuto koutarou x reader #bokuto x reader #akaashi keiji #akaashi keiji x reader #akaashi x reader #kuroo #kuroo tetsuro #kuroo tetsuro x reader #kuroo x reader #tsukishima #tsukishima kei #tsukishima x reader #bokuto

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nepenthendline · 4 years

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Mental Health Headcannons - Tsukishima, Kageyama, Ushijima, Tendou & Bokuto

All these are from my knowledge and based off of each character’s actions haikyuu, this is all my opinion so feel free to discuss other thoughts! I’m happy to talk about each more in depth if anyone would like it :) this is just me projecting my own problems on fictional characters

You can also message me if you wanna talk about these too!!

This is going to be long

TW: Mental health, learning difficulties, eating disorders, self-harm

Tsukishima - Depression, Anxiety & OCD

Tbh someone else (I’ve been trying to find their username to tag them but I can’t find it, they’re called something like theguessmonta but idk) has amazing posts about Tsukishima and his mental health which I totally agree with all of it so some of this is going to be pretty similar

I think his mental health problems started when he was quite young, around the time when the Akiteru drama happened so he’s been dealing with these for a while

Having depression can often make a person seem very disinterested/sarcastic/negative as a way of pushing back emotions and self-protection which explains a lot of the way Tsukishima acts towards some people (I have a whole post on how he isn’t just some asshole)

His anxiety stems from a place of terrible self-esteem and self-image, it’s clear to see he has a bad sense of self-worth when he talks about how people are obviously a lot better than him, he’s just there to ‘stop trouble happening’

Tsukki suffers from panic attacks quite regularly (especially when he was a bit younger) but he tends to shut himself off then they happen, he doesn’t want anyone else to see him like that

His anxiety and overthinking is often why he keeps his headphones on him at all times, listening to music helps drown out the sounds around him and those in his head

His OCD got worse over time - first it was things like turning the light switch on and off repeatedly until it felt right, or tapping on his desk before he went to bed, but as his anxiety and self-esteem got worse it developed into him needing himself to be perfect

This included only eating a certain amount of calories a day (no where near the amount he should be eating) or getting a very specific grade on an exam, where even one number over or under set him into a panic

Things got to their worst for Tsukki around the age of 13 - this is where he was much too underweight and self-harming on his hips (so no one else could see)

Probably also thought about suicide a couple times around this point

He has tried a couple different types of anti-depressants in the past, however none have seemed to help

He likes a lot of time alone - he gets too overwhelmed dealing with other people

The only person besides his family and Yamaguchi that knows about his OCD is Kageyama - they both noticed each others odd, repetitive habits until Kageyama asked him about it one day, while they don’t get along too well, they feel some comfort in each other understanding their actions

Kageyama - Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)

wow what a smooth segue

this boy is like a walking definition of ASD - coming from a person with ASD

Kageyama was diagnosed with Type 1/High-functioning Autism when he was very young (probably around 3-5 years old)

He struggles with social interaction, knowing what to say to people and most importantly, how to say it, e.g. when he smiles people often think he looks angry

Kageyama has never had many, if any, friends before Karasuno, as he has often struggled with conversation and speaking in an inappropriate tone that may make some people uncomfortable or even scared

He isn’t very good when it comes to remembering academic studies but if it relates to his fixations (volleyball) he is extremely intelligent - this is seen clearly when Daichi shows their team hand gestures and Kageyama says he remembered them in a day

Kageyama uses masking a lot - it’s a technique people with ASD tend to do which involves copying other peoples actions in order to understand social situations, he does this many times in the anime/manga such as his awkward BBQ song dance, or high-fives

He visited a social worker once a week while he was little until he started middle school, resulting in his behaviours getting worse

Towards the end of his first year at Karasuno he went back to therapies regularly and has anger-management training in order to help him express himself in a manageable way - he probably won’t admit it but it helps a lot (key note is that having anger-management training often does not have anything to do with anger, simply just managing emotions in general but it often a great type of therapy for those with ASD although he is a bit of an angry boi sometimes)

ASD comes with repetitive, almost OCD-like tendencies - two examples include filing his nails every single day and having a very specific routine before going to bed that consists of drinking milk, putting on pjs, laying in bed and throwing + catching a ball, brushing his teeth and going to bed on his left side - if he doesn’t do these things at the right times/in the right order, he gets extremely anxious and agitated

It is important to remember people with ASD tend to also have another mental health issue, such as anxiety or depression

Ushijima - Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)

autism buds with kageyama

I kid thats probably a bad idea

Ushijima was also diagnosed with Type 1/High-Functioning Autism when he was 5

Unfortunately due to the stigma around Autism, his family (besides his father) were not very accepting of this and he was put into therapy at a young age

While this was actually helpful for him, his family insisted his therapies should ‘cure’ him and were dismissive of the many times a doctor told them that ASD is not a curable disorder

Outside of therapy he does not receive much support from his family, except his father who got him a pair of noise-cancelling headphones he used to wear until he 8 whenever they went out together - he was only allowed to wear them if it was just him and his father, the rest of his family thought it made it too obvious there was ‘something wrong with the child’

Extending on this, Ushijima was very sensitive to sensory input as a child, and while he still is, it has become easier to manager as he has gotten older

His ASD is most prevalent in his lack of understand ways of communication, such as sarcasm or jokes, and tends to take things very literally

@simp4satori and I came to the conclusion that if you were to call him daddy during sex, or ask him to ‘punish you’ the poor boy would have NO CLUE - would probably call your dad and tell him you needed to speak to him, or say you can’t watch anime for a week lol

He is extremely direct when he talks, to the point where it comes across rude or hurtful but he doesn’t realise this until someone mentions it

Tendou probably helps him rephrase things from time-to-time in order for him to get his point across

He gets very anxious when faced with things he doesn’t know about or understand (this is mentioned by Tendou in the manga), this can include people, going to new places or trying new foods

It is important to remember people with ASD tend to also have another mental health issue, such as anxiety or depression

Tendou - Depression and Anxiety (also a highly sensitive person - that’s not a mental health disorder or illness but it does affect him)

Tendou’s mental health suffered from a young age due to bullying in school

This caused a lot of low self-esteem and low mood, and he was later on diagnosed with depression and anxiety

Only his family, Ushijima and his coach know about this, and even then, only his family know any details

No one would really expect Tendou to deal with such mental health issues as he always keeps a bubbly, happy persona around others - he doesn’t want people to think he is weak or cowardly

It is also hard for others to see and he is someone with high-highs and low-lows, so when he is happy or excited his emotions are quite extreme

Tendou’s anxiety relates a lot to his image, mainly his appearance and the way he acts, but he is also a general over thinker

He doesn’t have panic attacks as often as Tsukishima does, however they do happen occasionally when things just get too much

He often thinks that people are staring at him, or talking about him whenever he goes out, and he tends to hid this by seeming overly cocky or sardonic

When his depression hits, he tends to just feel sad or hopeless instead of numb, which tends to trigger his anxiety too

Tendou used to self-harm often around his hips/thighs however he hasn’t done so since the end of his first year of high-school

Probably makes a lot of dark ‘jokes’, especially around suicide and people semi are like ‘...dude...you ok?’ and he’s just like ‘hahaha yeah im fine what’

He doesn’t like alone time too much as he tends to get trapped in his own thoughts

As expected of the guess monster, he is extremely good at reading and understanding people, which is how he finds it easier to help and communicate with Ushijima

Bokuto - ADHD

A lot of people at Fukurodani think Bokuto is just stupid, however he actually has ADHD

He was diagnosed a lot later than the rest at 12 years old

Bokuto tends to struggle with his studies as his attention-span is very low and can get distracted easily - either by things in the classroom or his own thoughts

He’s very forgetful, often forgetting his lunch at home or forgetting to do/bring in his homework, and this goes into volleyball too where he forgets how to do certain moves

Taking exams are the worst for Bokuto, he hates having to be still and quiet for such a long time and is very sensitive to little sounds or movements that distract his attention - you’ll often find his bouncing his leg or fiddling with his pen

He tends to butt into conversations or interrupt people when they are talking, he just gets a bit too enthusiastic to share his thoughts

He has extreme mood-swings too which we see often in the anime, especially when he is stressed or someone mentions his behaviours

Is very reckless - Akaashi has probably had to stop him from leaning too far out the window and almost falling to look something

The whole Fukurodani volleyball team are aware of his ADHD and do their best to help him and make him feel comfortable or accepted

They are the only people allowed to call him stupid - they will fight anyone else

I think there are more characters with mental health illnesses or disorders, such and Yamaguchi, Yachi, Kenma and Asahi having anxiety so I might write more at some point!

#jesus that was long #haikyuu #ushijima wakatoshi #kageyama tobio #tsukishima kei #bokuto koutaro #Tendou satori #Tendo Satori #headcannon #mental health #haikyuu imagine #haikyuu scenario #haikyuu!!

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ehlihr · 4 years

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i love your syrian jon hcs... would you give us more? as a treat?

jon gets his sweet tooth from middle eastern desserts and nothing else. u know i used to be very pro “lots of milk and sugar in his tea” jon but ive never known a syrian who puts milk in tea, only sugar. might be a my family thing so i will refrain from adjusting on that front. but he does put a lot of sugar and mint in his black tea

ive said it before jon is a weirdo he drinks black turkish coffee by the mugful. by the MUG!!

his teta would make ka’ak and klejah (sp?) and like.. man those are treats as tea biscuits like there is a sense of pride eating those things they just register different on the taste buds w tea esp klejah!!

i think he’s only been to syria once if at all but like. you dont visit syria bc youre a tourist even if the country is very beautiful (its so beautiful i want to go back so bad shjfjd) but you go for family. if jon and his teta were isolated in bournemouth and im guessing his teta probably wouldnt have talked to many people or maybe had any living relatives? like whats the point of going and staying at a hotel you know like. theres a specific joy of going to see your cousins and aunts and uncles and i think he just didnt have that.

jon has no clue how to make molokhia. the recipe died w his grandmother and there literally isnt a single recipe online that will help him. theyre either written by someone from Not Syria (meaning its completely different) or its like. the soup version?? whats up with that. hes tried to like recreate it but cant and doesnt have the time to chase down anyone who can teach him.

k thats it for now lol

#long post #tma #syrian jon #oh also im not saying any of these things are specific to syria obviously!#like molokhia is all over so is mahshi i believe? i know kaak is very syrian #listen we were all colonized p much borders are fake

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zoesrose · 3 years

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TEXTS; ZOE & YAS

pt.4 - July & August 2021

JULY

yasmin puckerman

can I come over, Sir?

zoe rose

Yes, good girl.

yasmin puckerman

what could I do to get you to tell me that again when I get there?

zoe rose

Edge twice for me before you get here. The kneel in front of my bedroom door patiently until I come out and get you.

yasmin puckerman

bet how you want me to do it?

zoe rose

Once with a vibrator and once with your fingers, the second one I want a video of.

yasmin puckerman

ok but this means you're gonna fuck me when I get there right??

[ 13 minutes later ]

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zoe rose

Good girl.

yasmin puckerman

fuck ok

zoe rose

liked this

yasmin puckerman

I found sativa

zoe rose

So did I. I was just reminded of that video you sent a while back.

yasmin puckerman

which video?

zoe rose

You edging for me.

yasmin puckerman

nice, thats a five star one

zoe rose

Yes it is. How’s Chicago?

yasmin puckerman

lit I got home and hugged ma for five mins straight

she had to fight my ass off

zoe rose

So you're happy?

yasmin puckerman

yeah I feel good you getting ready to head out?

zoe rose

Good, I’m glad.

yasmin puckerman

what you getting up to?

zoe rose

We just landed. Marley is excited to see our Mom.

yasmin puckerman

oh damn, are you not? you glad to be home?

zoe rose

I am. But this trip was more for Marley. I was fine either way.

yasmin puckerman

what do you usually get up to at home? like where you like to throw down?

zoe rose

You’ll be surprised to learn I spend a lot of time at home. Outside of that? The beach, the park.

What about you and Chicago?

yasmin puckerman

yeah actually that don’t surprise me at all I bounce around a lot. I like being home but, I like being in the move better

Been doing my old rounds. But if it get late and no ones around when I’m bored I just go downtown, hang around the let outs

zoe rose

I would love to spend just one night there with you. See what you get into.

yasmin puckerman

you could I mean, if you wanted to? whenever you wanted to it’d be dope

zoe rose

You’re already coming here, right?

yasmin puckerman

yeah I am, I def am

but if you wanted to come spend a few days

you could still come out tho, I’d get to show you around

but a couple days or sum? I did hella good in sales at that store tbh, let the savings rack up and only took a little from paychecks every week ya know so I could make sure I had what I’d need to come see my mom in the summer. She taught me all that that’s how she always pulled through for holidays shit sorry, it’s this bud I’m hella gone right now my point is. I could fly you here before I go there? if you wanted to, Sir? lucked out in my $$ tickets so I mean I’m not swimming but there could be cheap flights?

zoe rose

I’ll come, baby. And I’ll take care of the flight.

yasmin puckerman

damn you’ve never said that bef ok dope

whenever is easier for you, ya know with Marley and everything

zoe rose

I’ll talk to Marley and decide on a weekend.

yasmin puckerman

loved this dope

yasmin puckerman

so my weekend sucked

zoe rose

What happened?

yasmin puckerman

nothing happened, it was just dry not what I’m used to anymore

zoe rose

You mean because I wasn’t there to fuck you?

yasmin puckerman

yeah sum like that

zoe rose

We’ll fix that soon.

yasmin puckerman

(heartface) (alien)

yasmin puckerman

waddup, Sir?

zoe rose

Hello. Another dry night?

yasmin puckerman

you just making predictions or?

zoe rose

I’m good at using what I know to infer, yes.

yasmin puckerman

also I was just tryin to talk to you so its not just that

zoe rose

Talk talk or just text?

yasmin puckerman

text but, either? I'm not home but I got a min

zoe rose

Where are you?

yasmin puckerman

walking back from the (plug.emoji) but I gotta stop at the store for milk and woods

zoe rose

That’s an odd combination.

yasmin puckerman

the corner store special

zoe rose

I’m going to a party tonight. Just to get out of the house.

yasmin puckerman

dope like a house party?

zoe rose

Yeah. It’s too bad you’re not here.

yasmin puckerman

fr tho, I'm a whole jam at a house party bringing these hips and rolling skills

zoe rose

I already know.

yasmin puckerman

yeah you do I wish I was there too

zoe rose

loved this

AUGUST

zoe rose

My flight will be arriving at 10:20pm this Friday.

yasmin puckerman

and Fri is hella far

zoe rose

Less than a week.

yasmin puckerman

almost a whole ass week

zoe rose

You can't wait 5 days?

yasmin puckerman

I CAN I’m just hype

zoe rose

Good. I have something for you.

yasmin puckerman

yeah? something besides you?

zoe rose

Oh if I’m enough I can return it

yasmin puckerman

wait nobody said all that

I like gifts

zoe rose

I know you do. This one is going to be a surprise.

yasmin puckerman

oh so you do like surprises just not getting them

zoe rose

Yes.

yasmin puckerman

okay I’m not saying nothin just pointing it out

zoe rose

Mhm. Did you tell your mom I was coming?

yasmin puckerman

oh fuck, I should do that

zoe rose

You should.

yasmin puckerman

yeah I just keep forgetting I'll tell her tonight

zoe rose

Good girl. I’ll forward you my flight information

yasmin puckerman

I had to tell her twice because she fr didn't believe me tell me you sneak everyone through your window without tellin

zoe rose

Why doesn’t she believe you? I walk everyone through the front door without explanation.

yasmin puckerman

I climb in and out the window even when I’m by myself but she don’t believe me because she thought I was joking. I don’t know why it’s funny

zoe rose

Did you ask her?

yasmin puckerman

usually i'm just trying not to alert nobody to my whereabouts moving in silence

ask her if you could stay? yeah that's no problem, I mean my brother and his girl are around

zoe rose

I meant did you ask her why it's funny?

yasmin puckerman

oh no cause she stopped when she got that I was serious

zoe rose

Well at least you're not trying to sneak me into your window.

yasmin puckerman

I can picture the exact look you’d give me if I tried it

zoe rose

Good.

yasmin puckerman

one more day!

zoe rose

I’m ready.

yasmin puckerman

I been ready I bought you shampoo like the ones in your shower

zoe rose

Thank you. Do you have bath soaps/salts as well?

yasmin puckerman

soap yes salts?

zoe rose

I’ll have Marley show me the one she uses.

yasmin puckerman

Alright. Lemme know, I'll grab whatever you want.

zoe rose

I will let you know.

yasmin puckerman

10:20 right?

zoe rose

Yes.

yasmin puckerman

dope Imma have two rolled

zoe rose

The best welcome you could ever give me.

yasmin puckerman

And also my momma is doing an overnight

zoe rose

Good. Because we are not going to be quiet.

yasmin puckerman

I can’t wait

zoe rose

liked this

zoe rose

I know we just got here, but we’re rolling out. Put your hair up. And meet me downstairs in 5.

yasmin puckerman

oh shit okay Im coming rn

zoe rose

Good girl.

yasmin puckerman

are there any of those cupcakes your sister made left?

zoe rose

There might be.

yasmin puckerman

you tryin to bring me back one?

zoe rose

No.

[ ... ]

Try again.

yasmin puckerman

could you bring me back one, Sir? a chocolate one?

no vanilla no yeah, chocolate

zoe rose

You're missing something.

yasmin puckermanBOT — Yesterday at 6:01 PM

please?

zoe roset 6:07 PM

I'll decide the flavor.

yasmin puckerman

okay but, also bring a chocolate one pls

zoe rose

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#yasmin #texts: yasmin #texts: part four #( kiss it better )

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mrs-mikko-rantanen · 3 years

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ocean asks all of them except for tropic. Not having that kind of negativity in this house.

Damn anon ok also thank you 💚💙💚

pearl: if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

Honestly Canada. Specifically somewhere I can see the northern lights. Thats all ive ever wanted, ever since I was a little kid.

sails: describe your perfect partner.

Caring. Kind. Understanding. Funny. Gentle.

lighthouse: how much makeup do you wear?

On average none. But every once in a while I'll do some eyeshadow and I'm getting into eyeliner. I miss lipstick. (My mom got me a replica 1940's lipstick colorr for Christmas bc I love vintage makeup and im obsessed)

shells: would you prefer to be a vampire or a werewolf?

Werewolf.

mermaid: most embarrassing moment?

Once when I was about 12 I got my arms stuck in one of those giant cardboard tubes people use to ship/store posters like a giant Chinese finger trap. Also I accidentally threw up on a cat once.

turquoise: weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

When I was 4? I had a dream my family was being chased across the country by Gollum and I had to defend us with a mop by using it like a lance/swatting at him.

waves: favourite season and why?

Fall bc cozy and crisp and I love the colors

breakers: would you ever consider getting married?

Yes I really want to get married and sometimes I get really stressed out that im not married yet

seafoam: describe your ideal summer vacation.

Lots of hiking, camping and spending tine on a lake. Maybe a classic California road trip where I get to see the sea again.

rain: if it were possible, what exotic animal would you keep as a pet?

Dalmatians but they aren't real. I've always really liked griffins, but I think really a bear maybe? Like one that I raised from a cub and could cuddle. :)

sunlight: least favourite song?

I fckn hate that song Pontune and I cannot express why. Also Fight Song.

marine: would you ever consider plastic surgery?

No not really. Just not my speed.

sea glass: what do you consider to be your best physical feature?

I really love my eyes. 💙💙💙

storm: do you like piercings and tattoos? Why or why not?

Yes!! I have my ears pierced (just a standard lobe piercing) but I kinda want another one. I have at least....3? tattoos I want but idk if I'll ever get them bc I'm horribly afraid of needles

boardwalk: who is your favourite fictional couple?

Jace and Nyar. And Bob and Linda from Bobs burgers.

coral: if you had to describe your personality as a food, what would you be and why?

A classic backyard barbeque hamburger. No I will not elaborate 😂

nymph: old-fashioned or modern decor?

Both? Mostly old fashioned I guess.

seawater: scariest movie you’ve ever watched?

I really hated Signs so so much as a kid so ive kinda avoided scary movies since that. Funny since I willingly go ghost hunting 😂

siren: in a fantasy setting, would you be a warrior, rogue or mage?

I think probably a warrior.

tempest: your favourite Pokemon?

I dont know any of them except Bulbasour and hes the cutest :)

aquamarine: describe your dream date.

I used to think it was walking around a carnival/amusement park and enjoying things dressed up all cute and 1940s style and then listening to Etta James' At Last on the Ferris wheel to wrap up the night; but the last time I rode a ferris wheel with my cousins I was embarrassingly stressed out so like........my ideal day-dream date has been shattered and I don't know what to do 😂

brine: gold or silver?

Hm. Silver probably.

tidal: what is a colour that best describes your personality?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Pale blue.

azure: what is something that you do that makes you happy?

Spending time with my family.

fog: describe where you think you’ll be in five years.

Oh god i don't even know. They asked me this at my job interview and I sorta panicked because I have no idea.

coastline: what is your favourite flower?

Poppies :)

shallows: what is your typical Starbucks order?

Starbucks specifically? Usually a London fog with almond milk. Any other coffee shop is a black coffee; or a black coffee with a scoop of honey.

voyage: what are your favourite names?

Wesley, Lauralie, and any flower name.

shipwreck: do you have an OC? If so, describe them.

👀y'all.

cerulean: do you believe in true love?

Yes

shoreline: if you could become fluent in another language, which would you pick and why?

I've always really wanted to learn Chinese. I can't explain why exactly; I just really want to know how to speak it.

tsunami: describe a dream outfit of yours.

Right now anything that makes me look like a member of NCT that got lost and is trying to find his way back to the group. (Casually rocking a bit of a Ten inspired look right now and very happy about it) My like...dream outfit right now is cargo pants, oversized sweater, black bucket hat, and some of those Samsung ear buds that are wireless and metallic colored and look like the ones they wear on stage when they preform.

riptide: are you introverted or extroverted? Are you happy with this?

Introverted. Its got its ups and downs.

hurricane: describe a strange habit of yours.

Oh boy. If something makes a sound, I have to let it make that sound 3 times. (If the microwave doesnt beep 3 times then the food isn't hot)also if I think of something I want to remember while someone is talking but don't want to interrupt them I'll tap the tip of my nose. This one has bled onto my mom and sister.

#hoo boy #thanks anon #💙💚💙#this helped the 'im famous' vibe lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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edsbev · 5 years

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im SAD and in PAIN can i get sum reddie hcs

sorry for not answering this earlier !! i was struggling to think of some but then i went into my drafts and found this long headcanon of young richie and eddie being idiot best buds who are lowkey crushing on each other and its so dumb which is why i never posted it but here u go

ok so. imagine.

the losers all have an elaborate walkie talkie set up, stranger things kids style, but richie and eddie have their own special station/channel where they can just talk to each other

and a lot of the time, richie uses it to call eddie late at night to invite him to some crazy shenanigan

like richie thinks his neighbour is a vampire or a serial killer or somETHING weird bc the guy is always shifting around in his yard and garage at night so richie always calls eddie to come spy on him with him (bc eddie is the only one who also believes that something is up with this guy) (bc if either richie or eddie believes some dumb shit then u can bET the other one does too)

so anyway thats how richie and eddie end up spending a lot of their summer nights hiding behind bushes in richies neighbours yard, trying not to go red when they have to huddle together, whisper-arguing abt whether or not richie pushed eddie into the bush on purpose or not, whisper-laughing abt some lame jokes they came up with on the spot bc they got bored or distracted, whisper-shouting and then actually shouting when they get caught

they try to bolt but the guy grabs them by the collar of their shirts and drags them to richies front doorstep. and they both smile sheepishly when maggie opens the door and finds them with their very angry neighbour again

(because this has happened multiple times and yet richie and eddie always go back bc theyre dumbasses)

maggie sighs as she lets the two boys inside and richie immediately begs her not to tell sonia bc she’d probably lock eddie up if she found out they were doing this and thats not even an exaggeration she’d rlly whoop eddies ass and look at eddies cute, innocent face mom how can u let her do that to him please dont tell…

maggie looks at eddie, who is giving her his very best puppy dog eyes

(the last time they’d gotten caught and dragged up to the toziers house by their neighbour, maggie had threatened that she’d tell sonia if it ever happened again. so now richie is literally on his knees pleading for her not to, bc he doesnt think he’d be able to manage if eddie got grounded and wasnt allowed to see him for a week)

and maggie relents bc despite everything, eddie actually does keep richie out of trouble most of the time.

once, she had seen richie about to attempt chugging a whole carton of milk in under a minute. and before she could interject, eddie had said, “dont do that idiot” and richie had said “yeah ok” and put the milk back and maggie had been dumbfounded bc richie literally never lets anyone tell him what to do ever

so she says she wont tell and lets eddie stay on the condition that they will never go into the neighbours yard again. and the two boys shout excitedly, richie wraps her up in a hug, and they ramble their promises over each other before racing upstairs to richies bedroom

where they pull out binoculars and continue to spy on the neighbour

they spot him out in his back yard. digging a hole in the ground.

“what do you think thats for?” eddie asks. he is using the binoculars. richie is pressed up next to him, his face pushed against the window to get a good look. (there is plenty of space by the window btw, richie is pressed against eddie bc he wants to be)

“probably to bury us in when he finally kills us,” richie jokes. eddie laughs ‘ha’ and then gives richie the binoculars so he doesnt have to look at the neighbour so closely anymore.

neither of them say anything after that. but something abt the joke rlly spooks them. maybe its the fact that its getting dark, the fact that they can hear the faint sound of the shovel scraping against the ground, the lingering memory of the angered look on the neighbours face when he’d caught them

theyre both a little on edge. so much so that when they finally call it a night, eddie hesitates by the made-up bed on the floor before deciding fuck it and climbing into richies bed with him

“what are u doing?” richie asks. his bed is small enough that eddie bumps against him as he shuffles under the covers

“nothing,” eddie grumbles. he turns so his back to richie, but their feet are touching. “kick me in your sleep and you die.”

“noted,” richie says. he stares at the back of eddies head and his heart flips up into his throat. he wants eddie to look at him. he also wants to tease eddie for being scared but hes scared too. so he ends up with: “you know if that guy rlly tries to kill us im sacrificing you for my own safety right?”

eddie doesnt miss a beat: “yeah right. i could just step on your glasses and you’d be done for. blind-y.”

richie kicks at eddies shin and eddie kicks back. richie laughs and eddie laughs. and they rib at each other until they fall asleep.

(but richie has a nightmare in the middle of the night and in his half-awakeness hisses at eddie until he also wakes up. and when richie tells him he cant sleep, they make a sleepy, fumbly deal to hold hands until theyre both knocked out again)

(and they think nothing of it. bc theyre not rlly awake and also theyre bros)

and the next day they sneak back into the neighbours backyard to check out the hole he was digging bc theyre idiots who never learn.

the hole looks body-sized.

theyre both convinced its for their soon-to-be-dead bodies

no one else can convince them otherwise, bc richie and eddie are two chaotic tinhat conspiracy theory believers

and also best buds who like to rile each other up until they actually get scared

eddie sleeps in richies bed again that night

#ask #reddie #reddie headcanon #long post #Anonymous

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