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thanos-the-dad-titan · 5 months

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My new Xmas shirt from the girls!!

They love me so much!!!

#nebula #gamora #thanos #marvel #marvel comics #thanos the mad titan #infinity gauntlet #marvel cosmic #avengers #marvel cinematic universe #worlds worst dad #u #universes worst dad #mcu

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peterparkermans · 2 months

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Guys Mr stark left me alone at the checkout please help me I’m scared

#ITS ALMOST OUR TURN TO PAY #THIS IS EVERY CHILDS WORST FEAR #peter parker #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #marvel spiderman #marvel mcu #spider man #mcu #spiderman #tony stark #iron dad

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undertheredhood · 8 months

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the real reason why the og titans knows dick’s real identity is because he was tired of them talking about how hot bruce was in his presence

#batman #richard grayson #dick grayson #dc comics #dc universe #dcu #teen titans #titans #a little part of dick dies every time his friends/teammates start talking about bruce wayne #dick grayson is so done #his friends crushing on bruce is dick’s worst nightmare #dick to bruce before storming off like the angsty teen he was: why couldn’t have you been born ugly?#bruce: ?!?!?!?#dick is seriously questioning his friend’s taste #the horror of people thinking your dad is a snack

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jessepinwheel · 2 months

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I write a lot of star wars fics with weird premises but I can always promise two things: 1) obi-wan wants to be with his family, and 2) jango is the worst dad of all time

#alternate universes just mean exciting new ways for jango to be the worst dad ever #just as he deserves

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talkativelock · 1 year

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Sometimes I think about the fact that the SGA writers genuinely thought that an episode where the main emotional core is "Rodney gets sick and starts losing his memory and the only thing he remembers is John while John rushes to prepare for Rodney's death, find some way to save him, and keep him calm and comforted all at the same time" was a whole ass heterosexual episode leading into a heterosexual romance with a character whose screen time in the episode is very limited in favor of the above emotional roller coaster with John and I wonder like..... how they thought that???

#holy run on sentence batman #stargate #stargate atlantis #the shrine #mcshep #otp: in every universe #the shrine is both the best and worst episode of s4-5 and i stand by that #random aside but i found out the other day that my dad just mentally blocks bad episodes of tv shows #so he thinks shows are better than they are usually #and he blocked most of s4 and s5 of sga which is hilarious #to him sga will always have the energy of s3 #a blessing and a curse

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batcavescolony · 11 months

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Detective Comics (1937) #60

Robin was thrown overboard by the joker, they think he's dead (obviously he's not)

Some fans: Batman only sees Robin as a soldier.

Batman every time Robin is hurt/supposedly dead/dead: kill me i don't care. Life is no longer worth living. Everything is numb. I'm gonna spiral.

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butter1knife · 1 year

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Here’s more doodles of Dib. Been loving drawing him recently , especially this design of him, I love my AU ✨

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vinylsoul · 10 months

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turning unhinged for this one particular quest and choosing all the feral dialogues just so i can watch welt react by accidentally stammering or not knowing how to respond or just gently reminding me how decorum works since he's seen stelle go thru every trash can they've seen

#welt yang #welt yang.#yukong #this is the companion quest for yukong in honkai star rail and its so funny #its funny and cute and wholesome because hes trying not to meddle #while also trying to help out the daughter but hes so funny with politely saying “oh this is the worst fucking drink ive ever had in my life #“i feel like getting murdered all over again. ALL THE 108 TIMES I HAVE DIED”#and then going “haha this is nostalgic!”#and then the mc just straight up goes “are u sure ure being thankful of us for saving u”#AND HES JUST THERE LIKE :O NOOOO!!!!! THEY DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT #ITS A GREAT DRINK!!!!#like its a wholesome quest too because he remembers hes a father to a child in a universe he cannot go back to #BUT ITS ALSO SO FUNNY because blud is so excited with adventures he lit rally forgot he was a dad until yukong became protective #anyway yeah it was such a fun quest and i screenshotted a lot sue me

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abbinurmel · 1 year

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I had an interesting Bee and Puppycat "Lazy In Space" theory just pop up in my head...🐝🐢💫🤡🐱

So. At one point in the show the audience sees a flashback scene, where Bee's dad is watching Bee as a toddler at the beach with Puppycat.

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Bee's dad says at some point here: "She's really full of energy!...she really likes you. Sorry your ship isn't done yet, I'll let you know when it's fixed."

...remember that birthday song that was sung by Bee's music box/power charger from her dad? The song that when taken at face value sounds like a normal sweet b-day greeting, but in full knowledge of her robot origins, we know has a more deeper meaning to its lyrics?

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...what if he wasn't in this flashback commentating on the way the toddler Bee was behaving here. What if like the birthday song was doing before we realized Bee's cyborg anatomy in the Donut Planet episode, Bee's dad is saying an entirely different secret meaning that we as uninformed viewers are only meant to take at face value? What if he is commenting on the fact that bee IS LITERALLY GETTING CHARGED FULL OF ENERGY. Like she is a robot. Or to be specific, battery power cell.

He helped Team Puppycat aka Violet/The Space Outlaw aboard their ship with his inventions in early childhood to harvest "candy", and inside those candies (which supposedly earn mysterious 'prizes') is what is described as pure cosmic energy. In the future, Bee's dad for every birthday sends Bee a piece of that strange energy candy to eat thru her repair/recharge box. The box which HE seems to currently be residing in (or at least some avatar or replica or spiritual essence of him, we do not quite know yet how that works out.)

We also see something else that gained a lot of fan theories in this flashback: Baby Bee is trying to stick a fork in a wall socket at some point and Puppycat stops her. We may at first assume this is just human Bee doing what all innocent babies do. A lot of folks speculate that current grownup Bee is either a cyborg who was resurrected or some mechanical doppleganger to replace the Inventor's lost daughter, when she perished. A lot of people assume if she died her death is due to drowning, thanks to her phobia towards water. But what if...Bee is NOT a doppleganger, or even someone that was ever organically fully human for most of her life, if any? What if she wasn't poking the wall out of infantile dumbness but by pure instinct to seek and fill her body up with electricity. With ENERGY. And what if her fears of the ocean and getting wet are not due to a suppressed trauma due to drowning but because since she KNOWS she is a machine, she KNOWS as a living device that it is not good for her circuitry to get wet?? Not only does being a type of AstroBoy / Skydoll/ CP30 type of android explain Bee's oddball nature, why she says things like 'everyone feels ticklish on the roofs of their mouths, except me...' it also explains WHY SHE DOESN'T AGE NORMAL. She might not physically or mentally ever age at all because she literally doesn't, she CAN'T until she receives new physical upgrades directly given to her by her father.

Bee speaks fondly about her father. And he seems gentle in mannerisms. But we do not at this point truly know what his motives are or what the connection with his daughter really is. Bee's dad seems to never write or text or send any video calls- DESPITE BEING A SUPER GENIUS with the obvious tech brilliance to easily do so. We never see him actually praise her or teach her human life skills. This explains why she keeps food in a toilet and lacks often basic social cues. Bee has a wistful, bittersweet way of talking about her father. What if she misses him, purely because she wants to have a relationship of any kind in the first place? What if she longs for him, not because she was loved so dearly as a child, but because she wants ANY type of a parent/child or scientist creator/robot creation bond at all? Why is Bee's dad biding his time in that box of hers? Is it because he is a distant parent, or is he aware of some dangers she physically presents? Bee has massive strength, but I think we have only just scratched the surface of her powers. Because why else does she have a self destruction sequence deliberately programmed onto her charging station? Why does it count down every birthday to destroy her, unless she reports back? Is it because she is like a walking talking nuclear fuel rod, and if she were to go rogue somehow, or disobey her programming, it might result in a devastating meltdown chain reaction? Or she might glitch and go on a mindless Terminator style rampage?

Why else would Bee's father act so jovial yet distant toward her, if all he ever saw her was as a successful other invention of his? He might be proud of her existence, but not enough to treat her with paternal care. This is why *Puppycat* aka The Space Outlaw only acts as her caregiver nanny in the flashbacks. Not him! What if she was only ever built to sustain or become a physical part of Team Puppycats' ship, perhaps to even just exist as an AI system with a sentient consciousness, similar to the Improbability Engine in the Douglas Adams books, or animes like "Outlaw Star?"

My final point to make: now, in the present day, back on the island, there is a soft drink company that seems to be everywhere called ENERGY FOR WORK. There is a thumbs up logo on the branding, and that icon appears not just on the drink cans that Cass always fuels herself up on, but it can be also found on merchandise all over the island and on the clothes of island residents in the background. Know where else this icon shows up?...Right back where we started! In the flashback, aboard Team Puppycats' spaceship. Look closely and you will find it there in the background screens. Near code work that looks almost exactly like what Cass was typing up! 🤯

Yes yes I know this a long essay and all is wildly speculative. It could be just all a coincidence... but I was there, being a very early guesser long before the whole Pink Diamond affair. So I doubt it. 🤓

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cluescorner · 1 year

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NEW GOOFY IDEA FROM CLUE (In other news, the sky is blue)

Ok, so here’s my bullshit. It’s 100% incorrect and it came to me with all the subtlety of a freight train and all the lead-up of a sudden sneeze. But here it is:

Pierro is Kaeya’s dad. However, Kaeya also has ANOTHER DAD who I will call ‘General Alberich’ from here on out. Pierro and General Alberich were in the midst of a messy divorce when the cataclysm happened, but the apocalypse kinda backs up the family court system. After everybody got fucked up, Pierro and General Alberich had completely different ideas of what needed to be done and so they went their separate ways (Pierro deciding to make a new world with the Tsaritsa vs General Alberich trying to rebuild Khaenri’ah or whatever tf the Alberich clan is up to). Pierro wound up needing to leave everything behind in order to found the Fatui and so General Alberich effectively winds up with custody of Kaeya. So Kaeya is raised in the Abyss and is trained as the child savior of Khaenri’ah, then is left in Mondstadt to spy for the Abyss.

Fast forward like 18 years and now Pierro has received word from La Signora from her notes written pre-death that the current Cavalry Captain is some asshole named Kaeya Alberich (huh he looks kinda similar to the boss I wonder why ANYWAYS) and Pierro LOSES HIS SHIT because they went through that whole custody battle and the FUCKING APOCALYPSE only for General Alberich to put their kid in Mondstadt. Or maybe Kaeya ran away? Regardless, Pierro is now going to Mondstadt in order to find his kid and reunite with him + get him to spy for the Fatui. At roughly the same time, General Alberich is like ‘huh I haven’t heard from my son in a while maybe I should go check up on him’ and goes to Mondstadt to get Kaeya to keep spying for the Abyss. Meanwhile poor Kaeya is just living a relatively peaceful life in Mondstat and he just wants to keep doing what he’s doing and suddenly BOTH OF HIS DADS ARE POPPING INTO MONDSTADT AND ARE ASKING HIM TO START SPYING FOR THEM.

#genshin impact #clue's incorrect theories #this one is even worse than 'Kaeya is a segment of Pierro' because this makes no sense in universe and in a metatextual context #because Mihoyo would never include a canonically mlm couple in their games LET ALONE ONE IN WHICH THEY HAVE A SON TOGETHER #but I think this is really funny even if it is basically an AU #kaeya alberich #pierro #general alberich #IDK why I called him that I just couldn't come up with a name and that's what happened #I'll call this bullshit 'Kaeya has 3 dads bullshit'#because he's got his two alive dads and then Crepus who is dead RIP to a confusing king #imagine Diluc trying to figure out which dad to hate more #because like he's always hated Kaeya's bio dad but he always assumed that there was only one #and now there are two of them and one of them is the leader of the Abyss and the other is the leader of the Harbingers #so Diluc is actually I think who winds up the worst in this AU #but Kaeya is also having a rough time #because he has to keep his dads from destroying Mondstadt every 3 minutes #not because they want to destroy Mondstadt but because they keep arguing and fighting #and when you're both probably strong enough to kill Gods then your fights would probably destroy a city #IDK what this is #it's more of Clue's Bullshit and this time it's even more bullshit than usual #CW cursing

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talentforlying · 9 months

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principal difference between hellblazer/nbc constantine and 2005 keanu constantine imo, besides keanu constantine being american, is their attitudes toward food.

hellblazer/nbc constantine: pub food and hearty shit, meat and potatoes and stews and fish. appreciates a good meal, the effort/time it takes to cook it, and the social rituals that revolve around it. also has a taste for the finer things in life and will scam his way into high-end restaurants to fuck around and embarrass everyone there while eating goooood keanu constantine: runs on dunkin, lox bagels, and not much else. cannot keep things in his fridge or they will rot before he remembers to eat them. obliterates a mcdonalds hash brown in a single bite

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#i just can't see an american constantine giving a singular flying shit about home meals or the family values associated with it #just Cannot be arsed. he's living at the burger king for breakfast lunch and dinner #also i Want to say that keanu constantine is a new york boy born n raised but nah. in my soul i know his ass is from boston #he does Move to and Live in new york after his misadventures in LA tho #it's a big Historical Site which seems on par with london for the kind of sordid and bloody political ghosts it evokes #which is very important to constantine's view of the world and who he is as a person #his family is a line of blue collar dock workers and his dad lost an arm in an industrial accident (canon event)#i also simply ascribe to the notion that keanu constantine has fucking had it with the universe and checked out completely #which doesn't help. he saved everybody once and achieved salvation now he's just. there. existing. it's the worst #food /#food cw #food mention /#food mention cw #just in case #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.#is this a headcanon or am i just talking out my ass? Yes

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vamprisms · 2 years

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morpheus drinking from a cup that says universe's worst dad

#universe's worst dad. universe's worst boyfriend. universe's worst brother. universe's worst boss. he's got the whole collection ❤️#he has so many that he has to keep them on a cup tree that is a literal tree #pride of place is the universe's best uncle one from jed. right next to the universe's worst uncle one from rose.#the sandman

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astraskylark · 2 years

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As much as I love G witch I can't help my mentally prepare myself for some mind boggling plot twist... What if the reason Delling hates gundams is cause Miorine's mom piloted one and died. Or idk what if one of the people that iPad baby Suletta blew up into stars was Miorine's mom. If anything happens to Nikka or Chuchu I will never recover they need to be there for the Mioretta wedding GUNDAM PLS KEEP THEM SAFE LET THEM BE HAPPY DAMMIT

#the witch from mercury #g witch #gwitch #gundam the witch from mercury #mobile suit gundam the witch from mercury #suletta mercury #miorine rembran #tomato mom #this is trauma from iron blood okaay #what if suletta finds out her mom's plotting to kill her girlfriend #WHAT THEN #also Delling can die in a ditch #worst dad in the universe award #MIORINE TELL HIM WHO'S BOSS

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areyoudoingthis · 1 year

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I understand 100% of nothing