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minilev · 4 months
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☢ Miss Patsy is the way Codsworth calls Patricia
☢ came from Tennessee few days before the bombs fell to visit her brother Nate (didn't even know about the newborn nephew)
☢ moved from state to state a lot, changed many jobs - worked as seamstress (to make a bra is not a problem!), secretary with terminals, nurse, etc because... she's a ✨serial killer✨! The family always disapproved her lifestyle (what a light-headed girl! no husband and no career!), but Patsy became quite handy and resourceful.
☢ her and Nate's father was in military - war deforms people, all the violence and screaming behind the closed doors of their seemed perfect family did something to both of them. Their mother never daring to even look up or speak without permission, forced army drillings and shooting trainings while they were kids, hazing and abuse... Patsy ran away when she was 19, her Greaser boyfrend started abusing her and so he became her first victim<3
☢ while Patsy found her own fun way to give in to their family violence tendencies, Nate became a soldier. Oh well, seems like it didn't help - there was a hole punched in a wall when she arrived.
☢ avoids Valentine - what if he remembers something from her time? Patsy has very standart features which are hard to describe the moment she hides her bright auburn hair. Who knows what leads did police have after her eighth victim...
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Connor and Gavin Besties Dynamic would include
Connor trying to be the one above the call-outs and banter that Gavin throws at him in the workplace, for the sake of professionalism
but the second he's off the clock it is ON
Connor also being petty at work in retaliation
they have the dynamic of that one tiktok where this guy is cooking fried chicken in the bathroom as he's taking a shower so that his friend wouldn't steal it, and then his friend breaks in with a screwdriver and and still steals it.
Gavin would take a picture of Hank's living room and use it as his background during FaceTime calls
"Hey... hey Connor come here, i need to tell you something."
"I don't trust you."
"No seriously, I promise I'm not gonna do anything it's for the case."
"......Fine... what is it?"
*burps in his face*
"....... I swear to-"
Connor gets one of those ice cream quart padlocks and locks Gavin's ice cream at the precinct
Gavin just saws off the bottom of the container and eats it like that out of spite.
* Connor and Gavin at a bar*
Gavin: you better step down, son, taking this whole thing too far. Hold me back, Connor. I'm serious, hold me back, Connor! I'm seRIOUS HOLD ME BAC-......... why aren't you holding me back?
"Excuse me, Gavin but i have those reports for the Carey case right here for you on my desk."
"I ain't falling for my own joke, tin can."
"No, I am serious. And even if i was trying to pull the same joke, i am incapable of eructation."
"Oh... well okay the-"
T̶̝̳̍͛͜H̷̨̻͕̪̣͗Ę̵̬͔̬̹̄͜ ̵͙̫͇̰̺̗̈́̎̍̅̕F̷̧̼̟̪̱͕̑Į̶̟̖̠̮̈́́Ţ̵̲̯̤̪̄̄N̴̳̍Ẹ̷̅̈́̌̉̊̚͜S̸̨̰͔̿̄̀̿͝S̶̲̳̲̑̌̔ ̸̮̓̇G̵̪͖̥̖̯̈͌̐̿Ṝ̷A̴̧̢͂̊̏̾M̵̟̥̹̥̝̖͒ ̴̧̩̯̿̽͑P̶̮̪̿̌̈̽̋̀Á̸͇̭̈́C̸̩̠̀̇͛͠Ẹ̷̪̱͇̼͊R̶̥̦̫͑́̓̅͗̈́ ̶̩͍͍͓̞̔͌̋̎̓̈́T̸̛̬̟͐̀͛̈́̈Ę̴̜̟̜̹̿̿͗S̵̛̩̝̩͗͊͆̄͛ͅͅT̷͚͒ ̴̗͌ͅI̶͖͒̓́̏S̷̤̞̻̟̅̂̄̎ ̴̨̉̾̐̀͛͋Á̸̝̫̋͑͠ ̷̨̘̠̦͕̅M̶̜̬͍̼̗̬͗̏̊̈͝U̸̫̯̩̬͛͝Ĺ̵̜̼̜̦̀̇̆̕͘T̶͔͉͗̈́Ḯ̴͙S̴̯͙̣͓̫̀̈͜Ṯ̷͎̥͓̌͐̎͑Ą̴̳̖̓͆̀̄̀͜G̷̻̯͎͒̑̉̓E̴̗̭̒ ̷̡̺̮͚̞́̽̈́̈́̕A̴̠̝̿͒͂̕ͅĘ̴̠̮͌̐̒R̷̠̼̙̉̒O̸̼͍͗̈́͗̃̃B̵͍͈̪͖͎̔̓̅̇͘͘I̷̝͉̪̍̔C̸̖̘͙̆͗ ̴̣͉̝̳͖͋͜͝Ç̵̨̹͗A̵͉̺̟͇͠ͅP̷̪͕͔̱͙̬̓̄A̶̟͖̯̹͎̒̎C̵͔̮͍͗̂̌͊̿͝Ī̵̤́͊͆̀͊T̷̙͉͖̙͜͝ͅŸ̴̖͈͚̜͓̱́̾ ̷̘͆̂̄͗͝T̶̻̿Ę̷̢̬̔̒S̷͔͙̹̪̉͑̃͌̀Ṭ̵̓̏̅̉-"
Gavin: god I fucking hate that guy, he's such a prick
Coworker: why don't you just stop being friends with him then?
Gavin: FUCK NO! He's already agreed to be my Best Man
*Connor working silently and diligently*
*notices Gavin staring at him from across the bullpen*
"..... what?"
"You're ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it."
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Gavin punching in the teeth of xenophobes. Or at the very least cussing them out because no, Gavin, you already have enough write-ups and complaints as it is, you gotta stop it. Yes, i appreciate the intentions, but the means are getting you in trouble.
Old Cop Acquaintance: Last time we hung out you hated androids. You've gotten soft.
Gavin: No, i've gotten hard. Because he's my best friend, he's my pal. My homeboy, my rotten soldier; my sweet cheese, my good time boy
the newer cops in the precinct start spreading a rumor that Gavin and Connor are dating, and when Connor brings it up with Gavin to see if he wants to do anything to dispel the rumors he just says "If you don't have rumors going around that you and your best friend are dating, then you aren't real best friends."
that's basically how Connor realizes that he has a best friend for the first time.
Gavin: Connor, would you ever bail me out of jail?
Connor: Bold of you to assume I'm not in jail with you
Gavin: bro
Connor: Nines would be the one to bail us out of jail.
Gavin: aw fuck, no, come on! Nines would give us the Look of Disappointment
Connor: Better than the Dad of Disapproval
Gavin: fair point
Tactical Training Day is full of chaos because Gavin makes a bet that he'll do better and while Connor doesn't outright agree to it, you can tell he's playing along because he's putting more effort into the simulations than normal.
Gavin: Okay, run it by me one more time. What do you do if i get shot in the field?
Connor: well, I was programmed to immediately get you clear of the line of fire and then provide medical assistance until back-up or an ALS unit arrives.
Gavin: but?
Connor: ...but you've asked me to cry out "MMMMMM WHATCHA SAAYYY!" and then proceed with my protocols.
Gavin: exACTLY
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justcallme-ange · 3 months
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Comics: Pinning Butterflies - DSMP Comic - Sam tells someone about his new "hobby". Little Comforts - DSMP Comic - Promises made while Techno and Dream are in prison.
Tags: #My art - All my art posts
#RivalsDuo/#Rivals Duo - Gen Rivals duo content
#AccidentalHumanAU - [Master Post] Techno through shenanigans becomes human - hilarity ensues
#RivalsChildhoodFriendAU - [Master Post] What if Techno and Dream met as children?
#Dreamnoblade/#c!dnb - Any and all dreamnoblade posts
Fic Rec: Kindness is not Transactional - by Temporarily
Five Remarkable Attempts on Techno’s Life - by Kurozaya15
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anrisimps · 5 months
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Text shitposts part 2 (part 1)
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mightymeteorite · 2 months
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My Fics Masterpost
Here's all the fics I would really like to be easily accessible from my blog, so here you go! Please enjoy! if you dare lmao
Tokka - (It's the only ship I write for but we've still gotta say it)
If I Die Here Tonight, I Die In My Sleep [Vampire AU]
My Cherished Preserver, Goodnight [Modern AU]
Our Feelings Prey Upon Us [Modern Persuasion AU]
Hate to Break up a Pair [Modern AU Bunch]
Moth to a Flame, I Keep Circling [Red Dead/Bounty Hunter AU]
I Could Drink A Case of You [Canon Adjacent AU]
True Enough to Touch [Canon Adjacent AU]
Where Only Your Thoughts Have Been [Canon Adjacent AU]
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Finally after a million different designs I’ve finally settled on one that I like for my Lies of P OC
I’ve been working on her since the demo dropped but I wanted to wait until the game came out before I made a ref sheet for her in case I got stuff wrong
There’s probably a lot of stuff still wrong but I’ll just fix it later
You can read more of her info here and down below ⬇️
Before the Puppet Frenzy she was a very talented Stalker — reaching almost legendary status.
Most of the work she did for Geppetto was simply just acting as a bodyguard for him and escorting him to and from places. She was recommended to Geppetto by her parent’s.
She briefly left the Stalkers and joined up with the Black Rabbit Brotherhood as an act of rebellion against her parents. She regrets some of the things she did during her time with the Brotherhood.
Her time with the Brotherhood was brief, only lasting a couple of months. One of the members she was closest to was the Battle Maniac. They would often spar with one another and eventually their friendship evolved from simply platonic to something more romantic. Neither of them ever acted on their feelings, and when the puppet frenzy began they would never get the chance to.
When the city of Krat fell into ruin she parted ways from the BRB when they refused to put their stalker training to use and help those in need. Ever since then she’s been on her own, saving any survivors left despite her own body slowly decaying from the petrification disease.
Before she became a Stalker she wanted to become a painter, but her parents didn’t allow it. She still continued to paint as a hobby but had to stop once she lost her eyesight.
Her biological parents immigrated from another country back when Krat was still a fishing town. They both passed from an illness shortly after her and her sister were born.
Her sister was adopted and then experimented on by alchemists. She was able to escape and now resides at the cathedral.
Despite her parents being close friends of Geppetto’s she was only acquainted with his son Carlo. She never got to be friends with him because she was too focused on her Stalker training to form friendships with anyone at the boarding school.
She was around when Geppetto was still making P. She thought it was disturbing that he would make a puppet of his dead son but she kept those thoughts to herself.
Her friendship with P began when he helped her defeat a frenzied puppet that nearly killed her. Since then she has tried her best to help the puppet in any way she can. Assisting him with fighting frenzied puppets, the Black Rabbit Brotherhood, and many more. She knows he’s a puppet, but also knows that he’s different so she helps him try to become more human and understand his feelings and emotions. At first, she is only nice to him out of obligation for saving her life, but as time goes on she starts to think of him as a dear friend that she would do anything for.
Her sister comes first and foremost though, and she’d do anything for her sister even if they go against her own morals and beliefs.
— Random info that isn’t super important —
Right handed — is still a good fighter despite missing her dominant arm.
Her eyes used to be dark brown.
Really likes cats, loves petting Spring the cat whenever she stops by the hotel.
Tries to avoid Geppetto when she’s at the hotel. She doesn’t hate him but she can’t help but feel uneasy in his presence.
Often asks Eugenia to make sure her weapon is up to snuff since she has difficulty repairing and sharpening it herself.
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tentensgiantfan · 28 days
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naruto’s experience with comphet
-created a sexy jutsu because it seems to really work on older men and he likes messing with them
-has a crush on sakura even tho he doesn’t have a chance with her because she’s into someone else (his rival nonetheless) for YEARS
-rejects sakura later when she tells him she has feelings for him (yeah the context is important here since she wasn’t telling the truth but STILL idk)
-thinks about sasuke more than anyone else, is driven by his desire to be with sasuke, and makes consistent vows to sasuke that sound like fucked up marriage vows (and not even vaguely) but they are FRIENDS (… ok)
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kitsune024 · 6 months
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ROTG x HTTYD Fanfic Recs
Series by Valledorthedragon FFN Dragon Jack Frost, Adventure & Mystery, Hiccup, Toothless, Jack Frost
Part 1. Dragon Boy I Chapters: 29/29 I Completed
A snowstorm spooking Toothless wakes Hiccup up in the middle of the night but what was it about it that scared his Night Fury? The next day the find a white dragon lying close to death on the ground. Four days after they rescued the dragon a boy around the age of seventeen shows up with white hair. Who is this boy- and how does he know the world of dragons like he was a part of it.
Part 2. Dragon Friend I Chapters: 30/30 I Completed
(Sequel to "Dragon Boy") 5 years have passed since the Sky Dragon first came to Berk and things seem just the same as always but then something happens which shakes both the world of dragon and Viking alike. They hear of a man who calls himself dragon master- Drago Bloodfist... and of mysterious dragon rider.
Part 3. Dragon Tales I Chapters 15/15 I Completed
 A few extra short stories and oneshots following the antics of Hiccup and Jack. Because life with a Sky Dragon as a dragon rider is sure to never be one thing: dull. Follow on to Dragon Boy/Friend. by Valledorthedrago
Part 4. Dragon Guardians I Chapters 29/29 I Completed
(Conclusion to the "Sky Dragon" Trilogy) The Recall is being sent out. Bonds are tested, and a Hunter circles. New doubts arise as old enemies return. Is it better to fight for what you believe in? Or must you someday let it go? Time grows short and Hiccup and Jack must each decide. But, its fine! Nothing could ever break up the Viking and his Sky Dragon... right?
Hijack with Fanart
The Ripple of a Snowflake by @emerialyncodevenice I Chapters: 20/? I Jack and Light Fury Are BFFs, Valka Adopts Jack, Slow Burn, Miscommunication, Jack and Hiccup start as enemies- Hiccup falls hard Son of a Witch by @twiafom I Chapters: 7/? I Arranged Marriage, Magic, Witches, Slow Burn Forever Is My Tomorrow by @mahoganyrust I Chapters: 5/68 I Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Angst, Humor, Mutual Pining, BAMF Jack- he's nerfed at the start bc of the oath, Dark Jack, Lord Winter Jack Frost, BAMF Hiccup, Dragonlord Hiccup, King of Dragons Toothless
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When the goofy, care-free character gets serious/angry>>>>
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millenianthemums · 17 days
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most deranged sounding facts i learned from this site
- humans have invisible stripes
- plants scream when they’re thirsty
- there’s no such thing as a fish or a vegetable
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sirfatcat-mccatterson · 5 months
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♡ Fic masterpost ♡
Adventures of the Heart
Rating: E
Words: 18719
Pairing/s: andreil
Andrews life is turned upside down when he recieves a package from his dead sister-in-law and a phone call threatening his brothers life. One flight to South America later he meets Neil, a snarky jungle boy who promises to help him find his brother, and they find much more along the way.
Dead Like Me
Rating: M
Words: 16,321
Pairing/s: andreil
Andrew was bored. He worked a deadend job to support his brother through medical school, lived with his cousin, and basically had no life or prospects of his own and no drive to change that.
After a freak accident (and his subsequent death) Andrew is recruited to the FOX reapers to serve his time before moving onto "the great beyond". Now Andrew has a second chance. He collects souls, protects his family, and even falls in love after death.
BEE MINE
Rating: G
Words: 108
Pairing/s: andreil
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Relapse
Rating: T
Words: 1390
Pairing/s: katelyn/aaron, andreil
Andrew had almost slammed the door in Katelyn's face when she came and knocked on his dorm room.
He was halfway there before she blurted out. "Aaron’s missing."
Trail Talk
Rating: G
Words: 1638
Pairing/s: katelyn/aaron, andreil
The twinyards have a heart to heart before Aarons trial
The Greatest Show
Rating: T
Words: 23106
Pairing/s: dan/matt, renison, andreil
Dan Wilds has always dreamt of fame and fortune. Exotic performances, daring feats, flashing lights. If the whole world is a stage, her life was to be the greatest show on earth. After some hard work, Dan and her family seem to have it all. And it was them against the world.
When a charismatic singer pulls her away from her family, she has to fight to get her life back, and hope that it's not too late to save what's left.
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gotheconch · 5 months
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basic ralph headcanons
has type 1 diabetes. he was really sick the entire time on the island because he didn't have anything to regulate his blood sugar :( simon would forge for berries and other kinds of fruit to try and help him whenever it would get too bad plays the flute in either band or orchestra and he's really good at it too :) captain of the soccer (football) team, he started playing when he was 3 because he was so hyper and liked to kick things. so his dad signed him up for soccer (football) and then it just became his thing! he is the golden boy of course!
is jewish, last name allebach (from @mccall-me-maurice) mom passed away during childbirth. both her and ralphs dad knew that there was a high risk of it happening but went along with the pregnancy anyways because they wanted ralph so much :( his dad always talks about her, and ralph wishes that they could've met. "she would be so proud of you." nicknamed ralphie. ralph is short for "ralphael". they wanted to name him raphael and the nurse spelt it wrong so they ran with it?
member of student council (jack is the president...)
has ADHD, OCD, and PTSD.
lower middle class. very very close with his dad but he's always busy with navy stuff! they get a lot of financial help such as food stamps etc. he also constantly blames their financial problems on himself and feels guilty for it because of his diabetes and his dad paying for his soccer etc. he's always been really embarrassed about it but his friends (and jack...) reassure him it's nothing to be ashamed of
collects shells and books... has all sorts of little trinkets and they all have sentimental value. he will infodump about them if you ask! he knows all the names of all of the different kinds of shells and every single time he's at the beach he isn't even swimming he's just digging in the sand
good at math and science but thinks the classes are boring, he struggles with english but he loves it!
starts writing poetry in his later years and it's actually really good
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astraskylark · 19 days
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You know a show is gonna be great when it has an eclipse and/or portal pivotal to the plot
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Celebrities with the funnest names to say
-Wayne Gretzky
-Mariska Hargitay
-Steve Buscemi
-Orlando Bloom
-Lucille Ball
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noweverybodysdead · 2 years
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Links of official performances for BFIAFL promotions (because I’m insane):
10.01 happiness at later with jools holland
i'm in love with you at later with jools holland
10.12 part of the band at the bbc live lounge
happiness at the bbc live lounge
i'm in love with you at the bbc live lounge
all i need to hear at the bbc live lounge
10.14 oh caroline for vevo uk
10.17 looking for somebody to love for vevo uk
10.19 part of the band for vevo uk
11.10 i’m in love with you at the tonight show starring jimmy fallon
12.05 be my mistake / when we are together / oh caroline / paris / it’s not living (..) at kroq
List of interviews for BFIAFL:
The 1975: ‘Being Funny In a Foreign Language’ Interview | Apple Music (with Zane Lowe, 1h)
The Interview with Matty Healy of The 1975 (for 97.5 Station, 10:56 min)
The 1975 on new album 'Being Funny in a Foreign Language' and music as therapy | Interview | NPO 3FM (for Vera On Track, 12:20 min)
The 1975's Matty Healy on Michael Jackson, The 1975’s first gig and Googling himself | Firsts (for NME, 10:07 min)
Matty Healy | Chicken Shop Date (with Amelia Dimoldenberg, 8:23 min)
The 1975 - Production Tips and Trusting Their Instincts (Tapes Note Podcast) (complete podcast on spotify)
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puppy-at-best · 1 year
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So, we all know Wednesday is weirdly similar to Morticia, even though she doesn't want to be and will deny it forever.
Now let's bring some attention to Gomez and Enid parallels(feel free to add your own):
- Both actually love to socialize with people, very friendly and outgoing
- Gomez was in the original TV series, a self proclaimed sniveling coward, who overcame it for Morticia.
- Enid overcame her own fears of blood, gore and just being a "scared furball" for Wednesday.
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