#wizard daddy

[elleinmotion]

well we will have to make it fit, Gale

#we'll make you fit #wizard daddy #BG3 #bg3 spoilers gale #BG3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #my mind is constantly in the gutter #shitposting

[submissivefeminist]

Daddy wants all of me.

#lines #wizard daddy #🧙‍♂️

[gustafsnightangel]

Watching me some Wizard Daddy while I cook.

🤤🥵🥺

#gustaf skarsgard #sexy as fuck #sorry not sorry #all the feels #hands #gustaf skarsgård #merlin the magician #cursed netflix #soft daddy #wizard daddy

[literary-claustrophobia]

What people think DnD is like:

What it's actually like:

#is it thursday yet #shitpost #shitposting #humor #meme #funny #memes #dank memage #dnd #dnd memes #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and daddies #dungeon master #game master #what its like #rouge #bard #wizard #paladin #barbarian #druid #warlock #cleric #mage #fantasy #dnd movie #rpg #tabletop

[whoopseydaisy]

Actually feeling so soft right now thinking about how Soft chose Soft for his name cloak and what that says about him as a person. And how in the story how he got it is the first thing his little girl thinks when she's with him. Now thats a dilf.

#wbn #wbn pod #worlds beyond number #the wizard the witch and the wild one #the wizard soft #i love the order in which i find things out in this story #anyways #daddy of all time

[chasingthestarss]

Ok but think “but daddy I love him” as Regulus singing “but Siri I love him” talking about James. Trans Reggie saying “I’m having his baby” and Sirius freaking the fuck out and Regulus just saying “no I’m not but you should see your faces”

#marauders era #dead gay wizards #regulus black #james potter #marauders incorrect quotes #sirius black #jegulus #remus lupin #jegulus incorrect quotes #wolfstar #Sirius and regulus #regulus headcanon #but daddy i love him #sirius black headcanon #Sirius black is shocked and confused #he would hate regulus for that #James was also shocked #and then proud because that was a really funny joke honestly

[americassoldierboy]

He’s always there if you need to vent!

Art by Samanta Erdini

#king magnifico #daddy wizard king #disney wish #wish

[glorbs-dominion]

#dnd #D&D memes #dungeons and dragons #funny dnd #wizard #elf #human #archeology #archeologist #relics #funny memes #memes #best memes #funny #humor #meme #lol #dungeons and daddies #dnd memes #dnd5e #dungeons and dragons 5e #fifth edition

[breelandwalker]

Tfw you're nearing the end of Act II in your BG3 run and you realize you've fallen into the exact trap you said you were going to avoid FROM THE BEGINNING.

The devs knew exactly what they were doing, didn't they.

#bg3 #stupid adorable vampire elf with his stupid adorable damsel complex #he's a rescue #i'm a little ashamed of myself but then again.... #1) toothy has game #2) the wizard is catholic #3) bear daddy ain't til act iii and my tiefling will NOT be tied down #4) fuck it we ball

[mariana-oconnor]

The fact that there is no dialogue with Karlach where Tav can suggest that she and Dammon maybe get to know each other a little better is tragic to me.

I want to set up my friend with the sweet tiefling blacksmith. LET ME SET THEM UP.

#BG3 #Baldur's Gate 3 #Karlach Cliffgate #Dammon #Karlach x Dammon #We've got a whole conversation about 'anyone in mind' for the kissing thing #but no way to suggest anyone #Wyll can absolutely join them #But he's got to sort out some daddy issues first #I also want to be able to suggest that Shadowheart and Lae'zel should get a room with only one bed #and sort out their differences the traditional fanfic way #But alas I cannot #Don't want to set Astarion up with anyone #I think he needs to work out who he is after 200 years of being a puppet before he jumps into a relationship #but if he wants to regain his bodily autonomy through life-affirming sex - he and Halsin could totally do that #And obviously Operation: Woo Wizard Get Library means that Gale is spoken for #I will have that library #Though if I weren't set on the library I'd definitely be on the 'Gale needs time before he throws himself into another relationship' train #Man needs to stop basing decisions on his partner's approval and learn to define himself outside of a relationship #He is Kenough #That is too many tags #Sorry #Qd

[imobsessedwitholiviarodrigo]

the amount of times I tried to make this and it glitched out on me isn’t funny but uhh… hottest male character from the marauders era. I might add more as I remember them.

I can’t add more but I might make a new one.

#marauders #remus lupin #dead gay wizards #james potter #sirius black #marauders era #regulus black #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #lucius malfoy #snape #daddy snape #Poll

[ephemerasnape]

➔ A Bone To Pick - Victor Rookwood discovers who's behind all the smutty audios about him - and he's pissed. (Also can be considered a sort of disclaimer for my audios in general.)

➔ Bait & Switch - Ominis and Sebastian discuss a serious problem they're having in this Public Service Announcement to the fandom.

I've created quite a bit of Hogwarts Legacy material (most of which is adult-oriented). The following stories and audios are predominantly 18+, explicit, and x female!reader or listener where you are MC (with a few exceptions). Although much of my stuff is x reader I do not use Y/N or MC by default as I personally find both distracting.

Listing of all audios with links to ao3

All my Daddy Rookwood AUDIOS!

Chatbots!

My ao3

Socials / RookwoodGroup.org

Discord: Unrestricted Section

My Commissions

Rules & Disclaimers! There are no fucking rules, are you kidding me? This is fanfiction, it's a no man's land of degeneracy. Exercise a modicum of independent thought and live a little.

Victor Rookwood Headcanons!

List of all Victor Rookwood Audios!

Fanfiction (there are a few more on ao3 that are not my favorite)

🌟 = recommended!

🌟 A Quick Word - (Rookwood x You - 5,000 words.) Explicit - What could transpire if you would only allow Rookwood to have a word with you at the Three Broomsticks as he requested.

A Wicked, Wicked Man - (Rookwood x You - 3,300 words.) Explicit, Rape, Violence - “Perhaps you long to be treated like the disobedient little whore you are.”

🌟 Rough Night - (Ashwinders x You, Rookwood & You - 6,600 words.) Explicit, Gang Rape, Violence - You lose the battle with Rookwood and his cronies that takes place during Wand Mastery. Includes a version with a female reader, and one with a male reader.

🌟Under the Hog's Head - (Rookwood x You - 2,800 words.) Explicit, Rape - "I don't think you're in any position to bargain, little one."

How Dunstan Trinity Lost His Eye (Dunstan Trinity & Victor Rookwood - 1,100 words.) Gen, Violence, Gore

🌟 Devoutly to be Wished (Anne Sallow x Victor Rookwood) - Explicit - Anne Sallow is dying. When she receives word from Sebastian regarding the likely progenitor of the curse that's killing her, she feels she must uncover the truth.

Micro Smut: Upstairs at the Three Broomsticks (Rookwood x You) Explicit

Micro Fic with Fanart: Ephemera Snape's Revenge (Rookwood x Me)

Audios:

↱ Daddy Rookwood audios now live here! There were just too many!

Fanfiction (more on ao3)

🌟 A Change of Heart - (Poacher x You - 2,500 words.) Explicit - You encounter a Poacher camped in a remote area all by his lonesome. Easy kill, right? Wrong.

🌟 Last Man Standing - (Poacher Executioner x You - 2,000 words.) Explicit, Rape, Violence - “You're lucky you're not a wizard... I would have snapped your neck already if you were."

🌟 Rough Night - (Ashwinders x You, Rookwood & You - 6,600 words.) Explicit, Gang Rape, Violence - You lose the battle with Rookwood and his cronies that takes place during Wand Mastery. Includes a version with a female reader, and one with a male reader.

How Dunstan Trinity Lost His Eye (Dunstan Trinity & Victor Rookwood - 1,100 words.) Gen, Violence, Gore

Encounter on Phoenix Mountain - (Poacher Stalker x You - 1,300 words.) Explicit - A solitary Poacher Stalker corners you in Phoenix Mountain Cave. What's a girl to do?

Under the Hog's Head - (Ashwinders & Rookwood x You - 2,800 words.) Explicit, Gang Rape - "I don't think you're in any position to bargain, little one."

🌟 Paying the Piper (Ashwinder Scout x OFC - WIP) Explicit - The newest shopkeeper in Hogsmeade is met with an unpleasant surprise when a handsome young Ashwinder shows up at her door demanding payment. COMIC!

Masked Man (Ashwinder Scout x OFC - 1,100) Explicit, Quickie, CNC - "This is what happens to pretty little shopkeepers who don't pay their due."

The Poacher's Prize (Poppy Sweeting x Poachers - 1,800 words) Explicit, Rape, Violence - Poppy pays the price for her betrayals!

Audios:

The Pledge (Rookwood & Selwyn x You - 4:50min) - Explicit, Gang Rape - Silvanus Selwyn catches you, but Rookwood gets first dibs...

Comeuppance (Ashwinders x You, Rookwood & You - 5:55min) - Explicit, Gang Rape, Lesbian, Violence - You are subjugated by Ashwinders and Poachers..

Rookwood's Revenge 2 - The Ashwinders (Ashwinders x You, Rookwood & You - 4:55min) - Explicit, Gang Rape, Violence - The Ashwinders take their revenge on you under Rookwood's watchful eye.

Executioner Monologue (2:43min) - Biographical monologue by Poacher Executioner - SFW

🌟At the Mercy of Macnair (Poacher Stalker x You, 4:12min) - Explicit, Rape - You've been caught in a bandit camp. You're bound, gagged, and helpless, but where's the fun in just leaving you be?

Battle Royal at Horntail Hall (Poppy Sweeting x Poacher Stalker, 2.23min) - SFW - You and Poppy get caught sneaking into Horntail Hall and are immediately recognized.

All in a Day's Work (Rookwood x Ashwinder!You - 2min) - Explicit, Dubcon - "The boss wants to see you."

Paying the Piper Excerpt (Ashwinder Scout x OFC - 1:19min) SFW

Fanfiction:

The Dark Sacrifice - (Ominis & Sebastian x You - 1,800 words.) Explicit, Noncon - Sebastian asks you to meet him and Ominis at the catacomb to make a dark sacrifice. Little do you know it's going to be you.

Another Secret for the Undercroft - (Ominis & Sebastian x You - 5,200 words.) Explicit - "I know I’m not as good as Sebastian,” Ominis hisses, “I’m better.”

Talk to Me - (Ominis x Reader - 1,685 words) Explicit - After visiting the Scriptorium, you can't stop thinking about Ominis speaking parseltongue. Smut ensues.

Audios:

Today's the Day (Ominis & Sebastian x You/MC - 2:18min) - Explicit, Gang Rape, Violence - Sebastian and Ominis make you pay the price after learning of your alliance with Victor Rookwood..

Bait and Switch (Ominis & Sebastian & ? - 2:15min) SFW - The boys discuss a serious problem they're having. Fortunately, Victor Rookwood has a solution.

Talk to Me (Ominis x You/MC - 2:44min) - Explicit - After leaving the Scriptorium, you pull Ominis aside, having been entranced by his use of parseltongue. (God, I hate this audio so much!)

A Moment Alone (Sebastian x ? - 1:10min) - Explicit - Sebastian thinks he's alone in the Undercroft..

Sebastian's Pleasure (Sebastian x You - 0:40min) - Explicit - Just Sebastian finishing inside of you...

Pigtails' Revenge (Piers Pemberton x You - 2:09min) - Explicit, GN!Listener, Violence, Dubcon - Piers Pemberton punishes you for stealing his Demiguise statues.

Goblin Supremacy (Ranrok & Rookwood x You - 4:59min) - Explicit, Rape - "Prepare to be conquered for goblinkind, little witch."

A Moment Alone (Sebastian Sallow x Peeves - 1:10min) - Explicit - Sebastian thinks he's alone in the Undercroft..

Listing of all audios with links to ao3

All my Daddy Rookwood AUDIOS!

Chatbots!

My ao3

Socials / RookwoodGroup.org

Discord: Unrestricted Section

My Commissions

#victor rookwood #ashwinders #dark wizards #hogwarts legacy smut #hogwarts legacy fanfic #poachers #victor rookwood x you #victor rookwood x reader #daddy rookwood #i like making the bad things happen #victor rookwood x mc #rookwood x mc #top hat daddy #rookwood #dead dove do not eat #victorrookwood #tw rape #tw noncon #darkfic #cw rape #cw noncon #masterlist

[submissivefeminist]

3/27/23

✅ hypnosis

✅ orgasm

✅ cathartic crying because your partner is a beautiful gay soul who curated an entire build up, climax, and the most gentle come-down hypnotic experience for you 🥺💕😍💖🥰💘

#🧙‍♂️ #wizard daddy

[weirdgirlsparrow]

Chuggs Macrame joins Doug the Intern and Sweet Matilda in the pantheon of Dungeon and Daddies wildcard finale flankers

#piss wizard died to soon to be acknowledged #dndads #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2

[mrs-sharp]

Professor Sharp helping me with my studies - the scene:

Vs. what I see:

#aesop sharp #professor sharp #professor aesop sharp #aesop sharp x mc #aesop sharp x reader #professor sharp x reader #hogwarts legacy screenshots #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #wizarding world #harry potter fanfiction #harry potter franchise #harry potter fandom #daddy sharp

[fearofgodandtolkien]

SDV HEADCANON

There's a dialogue that happens where Rasmodius says he's keeping an eye out for an apprentice.

It's this one if you were wondering. My headcanon is that in the future, Jas will become the Wizard's apprentice and eventually the new wizard of the valley, as opposed to Abigail. She's quiet and studious and is wary of many things, but also adventurous in her own way. These are all great traits for a wizard. Besides, she lives maybe a ten minute walk away from Rasmodius' home, and I can guarantee she's snuck up there and checked the place out at least once.

Also, imagine how adorable that story would be!! This little girl meets a strange man and eventually endears herself to him through her curiosity and unexpected wisdom, he begins teaching her about his craft, she becomes a wizard! Jas and Rasmodius would be the best little sunshine girl and grumpy uncle pairing ever. And then he might start connecting with the rest of the townsfolk because Jas keeps spotting him at events and dragging him out to see things and under the circumstances he can't really avoid meeting people.

#besides imagine how shane would react to his daughter coming home and being like #“Daddy I met the coolest man today! He has a purple beard and he took me to talk to fairies!! Look!” *pulls a junimo out of her pocket* #shane “never seen anything that couldn't be explained by science” meets literal wizard #jas is just happy that her two favorite grumpy uncles have met #sdv #stardew valley #stardew valley headcanons #sdv headcanons #shane stardew valley #shane sdv #wizard stardew #sdv rasmodius #jas sdv