#wordpress joke

[mummer]

#asoiaf #not my full and nuanced opinion. Just making a little jokey joke #guys im actually in the trenches though theres no blank template of this meme i had to reverse image search for the original video #and do it MYSELF. it’s 2023? #if you want my actual opinons on the subject please go to theshieldhall dot wordpress dot com

[tonyburgessblog]

Something Funny For Sunday

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere. This post is highly cheesy and funny.

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#cheese #humor #jokes #People #personal #Sunday #tumblr #wordpress

[theminecraftbee]

oh cool as joe has just posted showing us, it’s officially been ten years since joe joined hermitcraft! :D

#side note. only joe would start something by saying what day today is and then saying 'but that wasn't always the case' #and the story in here about him thinking it was a scam was one i've heard many times before but it makes me smile every time #anyway. for those of you not on the patreon. did you know joe has a website he now posts newsletters and stuff like this to? #its on a wordpress default theme as like. a webdev in-joke. incidentally

[urbreastfriend]

Update 1.27.97a.6.39e: Removed users dashboard content to gently encourage use of tomblr live, should fix a previous bug where users used tumblr as they have for the last decade instead of checking out our cool new "features"

#tumblr #tumblr live #entertainment #fandom #automattic #wordpress #matt mullenweg #unloveable #midlife crisis #elon musk fanboy copying his hero running a social media site into the ground #follow your leader dogboy #wholesome #twitpocalypse #jokes #memes #dank memes #lol #finance #news #business #influencer #creator #artists on tumblr #tumblr art #hashtag #crab day #hell #fun #music #tumblr music

[1o1percentmilk]

enshittification real

#thats kinda all ill say #i mean #i guess it was coming #i think it might be good to jump ship actually.. thats how it kinda was before tech giants entered the scrne? #it just sucks bc i have nowhere to go thats really like tumblr #i dont want to check out cohost or anything before they have like an eatablished community #umm... i guess you can find me on like.. linkedin.. (joke) #i dont want to use discord for everything bc thats a chat app #uh wordpress or smth maybe and ill set up an rss feed for everyone i care abt #i have reeder 5 so its ez #friends lmk if u jump ship anywhere i might not follow u but i will keep watching if u want #sighh #yap

[wilchur]

All this coding just keeps bringing back memories of my internship and god I can't believe 18 year old me set up 2 whole ass websites from nearly the ground up in 2.5 days almost entirely ON MY OWN, adding last tweaks like 15 minutes before a huge launch event FOR FREE.

They used my autism against me...

#you could lock me in a hamster cage with a computer and an excel spreadsheet or some shit and as long as i got food water and leisure time #i'd run in that wheel until i die #i am a simple man #credit where credit is due there was a girl working with me but i had a bit more experience so i did most of the stuff #by most stuff i mean she had months to leisurely work on her part while i was forced to crunch like crazy #because i was only brought on when they realised 3 days in advance their MAIN SITE looked like a high school assignment #i still don't get how you can fuck up a wordpress site that bad #but i digress #there's also a joke in there somewhere about how the IT people who saved the day were both trans #because of course

[agayworthfightingfor]

the. next button. is missing. on my dashboard.

i cant go. to later pages. in my dashboard.

great job, tumblr. how.

#it shows up for the first page #but not the one after #and since they changed the url format. i can't just. add 1 to the number and make page number go up. #hey automattic. hey automattic look at me. bitch. you are the enemy of my life #first you inflict wordpress on me. then you take away my tumblr. #this is joking outrage but also come on yall have been making some bad decisions lately

[communitycooks]

cooking is a radical act of love.

in an age where people are burnt out by the gears of capitalism and the impending feeling of doom perpetuated by our social media feeds, where can we find the energy to cook?

cooking takes mental prep, planning, and time out of our day. but it is so worth it. cooking is radical when we can just go out to eat or order p*stm*tes with a click of a button. choosing to slow down and making what we put into our bodies is radical. maybe i’m just a sucker for compliments but i love giving my loved ones a warm meal and basking in their “mmmm”s when they take their first bite.

i remember when i started at my first big adult^tm job, i had a really rough time. one of my dearest friends listened to me as i cried about not being able to take care of myself properly. i was an adult, i should be able to do that right? they meal prepped a week’s worth of bulgogi stir fry and delivered it to my apartment. in la? that’s a big deal. an act of love, if i’m not being too presumptuous.

there is so much storytelling and history in cooking. i made this blog for a variety of purposes - a creative outlet, sharing my love of cooking, etc., etc., but i really want to focus on the cultural histories and stories inherent to cooking. i’m here to dispel myths around health and ethnic cooking. i’m here to share my love.

my name is cei (they/them). i’m a first gen, vietnamese american  public health grad student passionate about food and i hope y’all will join me on this community project! submit your family recipes, tell me your stories.

#cooking #recipes #community #communitycooks #cei speaks #i know tumblr is for the funsies and the jokes and the memes #but im too broke for wordpress yall #i hope yall will join me in this community project #ive been thinking about this for such a long time and which platform to do this on #ig is too stressful and i like it here

[dihalect]

i was half-seriously looking into jobs at tumblr, because i need to see how this jalopy operates. i looked at engineer salaries on glassdoor and. h-hello? he-fucking-llo?????????!!!?!?

[^ screenshots from the linked page, showing some of tumblr’s engineer salaries. the average total pay ranges from $106k to $350k, and the total ranges go from $122k to $443k.]

#note: these are unverified and there are no dates attached #and the total pay includes bonuses and stock. #but still. #that’s so much. #if this is a joke‚ it’s a joke with a lot of effort and no payoff. #the job situation at tumblr is also…. strange. #you have to apply to automattic‚ not tumblr itself. #which i guess means there isn’t a guarantee the applicant will be eorking for one specific website. #when you get hired‚ you have to do customer support for wordpress for two weeks. and then for a week every year after that. #(automattic’s engineer salaries are in the 100-200k range. which is a lot but not THAT ridiculous.) #txt

[liliflorida]

My blog in English

#wordpress #my blogs #english #japanese anime #jokes #laugh #funny jokes #movies #anime movies

[secretsinthedarkthepodcast]

NaPoWriMo 2023 Day 13: A Punchline

The prompt follows Bill Knott’s short poetry that has a punchline and an interplay between the line breaks. Who do we know? Knock, knock! Who's there? Open the door Find out for yourself NO My mother said to me- Never open the door for a stranger. Knock, knock! Go away I have a question What does it say? What do you know of your mother To claim she isn't a stranger? Alone A priest, a man and…

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#alone #anxious thoughts #blogger #creative #job #jokes #knock-knock jokes #loneliness #love #lust #mother #poem #poems #poet #POETRY #wanting #WordPress

[certifywp]

Me: *don't do it don't do it don't do it*

Also me: YOU TOO CAN HELP ENDORSE THE FUTURE OF #WordPress FOR THE LOW LOW COST OF $10.99!!!

(It's a joke there isn't actually any cost.)

#joke #certify #credential #WordPress #wordpress #future

[tonyburgessblog]

Thought Of The Day 3/2/2023

Elevators (or lifts in some places) are like people. Sometimes they lift you up and sometimes they let you down. Funny how that works.

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#Blogging #dumb jokes #elevators #People #personal #thought of the day #tumblr #wordpress

[filmcourage]

Writers Need To Lie In Order To Tell The Truth - Steve Kaplan via FilmCourage.com.

#writing #writers #comedy #telling the truth #writers on tumblr #stand up comedy #jokes #laugh #writing advice #writing 101 #screenwriters on tumblr #scriptwriting #filmmakers on tumblr #film and tv #cinema #funny #writing a screenplay #story #authors #authors on wordpress

[gracieryder]

#ao3 #fanfiction #fandom #poll

[familyabolisher]

you can now read poltergeist (ghost girl) on wordpress for free - i wrote this & posted it on patreon last september, born out of me joking that i would kill myself to spite my landlord for raising my rent. mostly it's a hater manifesto. cw for suicide.

#.txt