#yes his friends and family but also completely random fans

[rat-rosemary]

rat, with all politeness, i dont think q needs therapy. I think something happened behind the scenes between the two (Dream and Q), and Dream upset Q over something that may not be entirely QSMP related--QSMP/USMP may have been the straw to break the camels back. Strong disclaimer, I dont think Dream is abusive/evil, this is just my real life example to illustrate why someone ghosts. It is an extreme--- I cut contact/went no contact with an abusive parent--they took to social media for a year straight with massive posts about how much they loved me, how they dont understand why I did that, how theyre very sorry and support me in everything. They refused to take "i do not want to speak with you, unless you can respect my boundaries" as an answer. Constantly they overstepped. Id tell them "here is why im mad" and they would turn around and say "i dont get why theyre mad?! I apologized?" Or "those reasons arent enough!" Many times other people contacted me on their behalf with claims they were dying/sick. They were not. Some of my parents friends would stalk me/insist I must be mentally unwell.

I dont think Dream is remotely doing that. I think hes a normal, if flawed, guy. However, I empathize heavily with Q. People don't get no-contact. They think its about cruelty. Its about "no matter how much we communicate you continue to not hear me/disrespect me. For my own health, i would like to stop this relationship." Its a last resort for when you tried everything.

I dont know what happened between them, but Im squicked by Dreams refusal to accept Quackity does not want to talk. Its my own personal bias/experience and it bothers me people assume Q's crazy/cruel, because Ive been there. I feel Dreams pain, but I think he might have missed the bigger issue at some point.

But its all speculation. I just ask politely dont label that action crazy. Youre welcome to not reply, i just noticed youre very much trying to see all sides.

Yes, if Quackity didn't want to talk to Dream anymore I think that's fine

But the thing is, he didn't have to talk to Dream to help manage this situation! He could just have made a tweet saying "hey guys, this is not okay, back off" and it would have been fine!

That's why Dream has been so insisting with this whole thing. Because he and his loved ones are in very serious danger, bad enough to get the police AND the fbi involved and Quackity could have helped to make it better by just making a quick comment or a single tweet telling his fans to stop

I absolutely agree that people don't get how hard it is to go non-contact with someone, and I'm sorry you had to deal with that, but Quackity didn't need to be in contact with Dream to do something

Because the people he needed to talk to are his own fans, who he is in contact with

(Also, I'm kind of saying it sounds like Quackity needs therapy because from everything we have been presented with, it sound more like there was something bothering him that he refused to communicate to his friends and it grew until this happen. But hey, I don't know because he refuses to give his side of the story!)

#also I do think that if he never wanted to talk to Dream again he should have just told him that #and actually established a boundary #but he didnt so dream kept soing his best to communicate and try to get help with this problem caused by Quackity's community #also ill be honest. there are a lot of people i hate a lot in my life #but i wouldnt wish what is happening to dream to any of them #anyway #the voices #discourse #i may also have a lot less enphaty for Quackity because other people outside of Dream are getting hurt #yes his friends and family but also completely random fans #we all know about the horror movie that was the usmp updates admin's story #but the fandom in general have been dealing with a ton of threats and doxxing

[missingexaltation]

AU Fic Idea:

In 2022 famous frontman and guitarist Eddie is accused of inappropriate behaviour back in the 90's, at the beginning of his rise to fame (though the allegations are obviously false and easily proven to be false).

However...things get weird for his fans pretty quickly as other stuff about his (usually quite private) life is discovered.

He responds to the allegations on Twitter with just one word. 'Lol'. The internet goes insane, thinking Eddie is just being blasé about what he did, to the point where after a day or so he gives an actual official press release.

'I'm deeply sorry for my initial response to these allegations, however I can confirm said allegations are completely and grossly false. I have been happily married since 1991 and have at no time cheated or behaved in a way that could be seen as cheating, especially with someone underage. I was not in the same country (or continent!) at the time these events were supposed to have taken place (lots of proof available online). Apologies again for being so flippant, but I didn't think anyone actually believed I was capable of doing something so awful.'

His fans immediately are confused because...Eddie's...married? And has been for over 30 years? Social media runs wild because the only proof of marriage they can find is from 2016, and here's the kicker, it's to a guy called 'Steve' of all things.

The only thing they can find from 1991 is a request to change his name, but he's been Eddie Harrington for as long as anyone can remember, certainly as long as he's been famous. Then SOMEHOW the entire 1986 saga gets brought to light, and 'Eddie Munson' and his 'husband' are discovered to have been 'attempted victims of a serial killer', but survived. Hence the scars on his stomach and neck, the internet realises. What the fuck.

This all happens over the space of a week or so, and Eddie's social media is silent (not unusual for the old man, but still... people want answers). The internet is very confused and his music is suddenly being played everywhere, a complete resurgence in his early, very popular rock albums with his band (who have also remained silent).

Eddie eventually goes live on social media and answers a bunch of questions from the chat.

Yes he's married. Yes in 1991 but it wasn't legal, but he still counts it, because fuck the government, that's why.

Yes they got legally married in 2016, on their 25th wedding anniversary.

Yes it's to Steve, yes Steve was prom king at school and really popular, and a 'hot piece of ass' (and still is).

No Eddie wasn't popular, he was a nerdy piece of trailer trash like he's always claimed.

Yes he nearly died, but that was ages ago. Steve saved his life and they've been tragically in love since then.

Eddie (and Steve by proxy) somehow become the internet's favourite queer dads, despite neither of them really being active on their social media or doing anything to promote themselves. Eddie eventually gets a tiktok where he puts up dumb clips of his family and friends, and lots of random clips from the past when he was on tour/recording. Steve's in almost all of them, mostly in the background.

#WheresSteve becomes popular whenever Eddie posts something new, and if he's on live then he has to drag his long suffering hubby on camera so chat will be quiet (they just post lots of heart emojis, which confuses Steve so much because what has he done??).

#eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #stranger things au #i just love the idea of Eddie continually confusing the fuck out of the internet and when he tries to explain it just gets worse #and Steve is just there...exasperated and fond...and clueless about why people want to know about him #Eddie the famous guitarist is a cliche but it's a good one

[spaceagesparkledust]

Random Doctor Who Hcs: Favorite Types of Touch!!

Nine loves hand holding. I feel like Nine is very closed off (emotionally) but this man grasps Rose��s hand all the time. So much. First thing he does. And he just…never stops. While dancing. While running. While walking. Probably while sleeping. Ultimate sign of trust for him. Long as he’s got Rose’s hand in his everything is okay. 

Hugs? Yeah. Loves a good congratulatory hug/clasp on the back. But again, huge fan of hand holding, him. 

Ten loves hugs. Like he and Rose also hold hands through all of time and space but he loves hugs. And he needs one constantly. In constant need of a hug. Sir was born out of love and after Rose leaves is constantly touch-starved and clingy. Loves to pick people up as he hugs them. Little spin. Totally would benefit from being compressed into a zip file.

Enjoys people (rose, Donna) messing with his hair. Just like a little scratch and he’ll melt. He’s like a cat. 

He’s very touchy with Donna who has learned to just deal with it. He’s taller than her so he’ll just lean down and put his chin on her shoulder. Or lean against her while watching movies. Just. puddle of time lord. Personal space who?

After Martha stops being his companion, he’s much more open to touch with Martha. He enjoyed hugging her before but his hugs just feel so much better afterwards. Holding hands with Martha is also pretty nice (makes him miss Rose though).

But I think also if he’s being particularly broody he won’t let himself be touched nor will he seek it out because’s always alright. (Donna’s got him though). 

Slightly touch-adverse post Midnight. If it’s a stranger and he doesn’t initiate it, he’s not going to enjoy it. If it’s someone he trusts then he’s more open to it and will likely reciprocate. But a stranger’s hands on him start to feel a little too much like the shuttle. Especially if its a harsh grab.

Tentoo gets to touch Rose all the time. Its great. Favorite type of touch is probably cuddling and kissing because he can do that now. Any time he wants without fear. 

Eleven likes subtle touches. Grabbing Amy’s arm while he’s excited. Patting Rory on the back or shoulder. Poking someone. He moves around too much for other types of touches so he’ll give little swipes of affection. 

He does still enjoy hugs though, particularly from Amy. 

I think if the Doctor’s hugged for too long he’ll like shut down or something. 

Amy discovers the head scratchy thing and it like, shuts him off. Completely slack. Amy finds it hilarious and so fascinating and 11 hates it so much. It is a good way to bring him back down to earth though. 

“Rory, come look at this.” 

“Do you feel better?” “yes. Don’t think I’m not mad at you anymore Pond.”

River also knows about this and threatens to use it for evil all the time. She and Amy have definitely chased 11 around the TARDIS, only for 11 to run into Rory’s arms thinking that Rory is safe. He’s not. Rory knows about the spot. Rory is not safe. 

I don’t think 11 really knows how to respond to kissing. Not his favorite. Could do without it/give him a warning if you’re going to kiss him. 

He’s gotten used to kissing River but sometimes he’s still ick about it.

He does love giving Amy forehead kisses though! 

Martha likes cheek kisses. She seems like that kind of girl. A little smooch to the cheek. She’ll do it with her family, they’ll do it with her. She’ll give them to her friends. She gives one to the Doctor post-companionship. She gives them to Jack. He gives them to her. Its very cute. 

Fourteen is touchy as heck. Oh my gosh. It’s different from 10 though where he was constantly touch-starved, no Fourteen just loves giving affection to his friends. 

Most affectionate with Donna. They’re like glued to each other. 

Gives Mel enthusiastic hugs too. 

Likes giving more than receiving. He very much needs to be held for a good minute but he much prefers giving hugs and other forms of physical affection TO other people rather than them to him.

#doctor who #doctor who heacanons #tenth doctor #ninth doctor #eleventh doctor #fourteenth doctor #ninerose #tenrose #martha jones #donna noble #timepetals #the ponds tm #amy pond

[greythemed]

𓂃 ♥︎ⴰ bloodhounds . kim gun-woo

˚ TITLE 𓂃 ♥︎ⴰ how is like to date kim gun-woo. ˚ WORD COUNT 𓂃 ♥︎ⴰ 1775.

dating gun-woo was like listening to my love by justin timberlake but the difference is that he wouldn't ask you to be his love bcuz he's a shy boy and would act exactly like only by lee hi

holds the door for you EVERYTIME like it's not even funny how gentleman-ly this man is

first time meeting your family? gun-woo is bringing every dish his lovely mother is capable of preparing in one day because he wants to impress your parents so bad (especially if you come from money while he doesn't) like he is so scared he'll mess something up

LISTENS TO YOU! i think gun-woo would be a good therapy friend but an AMAZING healing-era boyfriend. like family issues? imma suffocate you so hard with my love that you won't need anyone else anymore babygirl.

late-night therapy sessions where you both trade one secret for one kiss because it's cute and vulnerable while laying upside down on your bed and w pinkies intertwined. and if something about the relationship (or smth the other did on the day) is bothering one of you, late-night calls are a MUST - no matter where you are or which time it is.

his only source of relationship advice are guilty kdramas he has watched during the pandemic (when he wasn't punching random henchmen lol) and woo-jin so expect A LOT of misunderstandings from this guy

like one time he thought it'd be cute to surprise you with flowers at your work because he saw it in one kdrama and wanted to do the same but completely forgot you worked at a morgue as a young autopsy so you were horrified for a whole week💀

buys you sweet snacks every time he goes out like it doesn't matter if he's BROKE, he'll bring something for you, and don't bother stressing he'll keep doing the same till eternity no matter what

miss here has a late-night craving? gun-woo is running to the closest store at the darkest crack of dawn to buy you your wish, even if you try to stop him "don't worry, love, i'll be quick" and proceeds to kiss your head while putting his green puffy jacket on and rushing.

honestly let’s talk about that. IT HAS TO GO AWAY. definitely going to be your first gift for him: A NEW JACKET. like give her a break gunwoo-ya, she's not goin' nowhere bestie ✊😔

your 'dynamic trio' is a little stressful at the start. i truly believe woo-jin would test the SHIT out of gun-woo's partner, no matter how much the boxer tries to prove to him you're no threat. like mister mayweather fan won't let you breathe the first time you guys meet, making direct questions like "what are your intentions with my babyboy right here? 🤨" or "if you're planning to leave him someday and brake his heart, i WILL find you"

super-protective woo-jin boyfriend mode is off the instant he finds out you're striving to be a doctor one day and help the world to be a better place and stars are starting to accumulate in your eyes while you talk. (he still threatens you sometimes tho).

after that the DOUBLE DATES' SEASON starts (because woo-jin also has his partner after all) and suddenly your group of friends consists of your boyfriend, your boyfriend's boyfriend, and another unfortunate third wheel caught in their bromance.

he's such a shy baby and you're such a social butterfly girlie so we might have some contradictions about where to go on date nights. like one week is staying in movie nights where you’re all cozy and gun-woo is sleeping at the first five minutes of the movie (“i swear it wasn’t on purpose babe🥺”) and the other is freaking museum rides and “i heard this new place at the mall is SO good we have to try it!!!!”.

but when it comes to physical activities? you’re SO done. like NO GUNWOO I DON’T WANT TO WAKE UP 5 IN THE FUCKING MORNING TO RUN AT THE BEACH WITH YOU😡😡😡. (he dreams of the day you’ll say yes).

watching? maybe. he gets all sweaty and sexy for you, i can imagine his partner just staying there in the corner wrapped in a cozy blanket and eating some snacks while he’s working the fuck out in the garage. like i got you bae don't worry! from right here🧍🏻‍♀️ . and he loves it. 

absolutely adores praising, especially regarding his physic or gym evolution and gets all shy when you do it because “really? have you been payin’ attention to me?🥺”.

really values traditional corny-ass attitudes like protecting your head every time you get out of the car, walking on the side closer to the street, holds hands so he literally doesn’t lose you (it happened one time, you saw a rainbow-y burrito trailer and went for it without even thinking), ladies first always, pays for food when you get out or buys you flowers.

after he and woo-jin took their part of the money, the first thing gun-woo did was open his mom’s café and buy them a house just like mister choi said. he started working out more and working on his physic to maybe try and win one more tournament but he ends up meeting you and your father and meeting so many new people that wanted to take him under their wing 😊.

he literally had to pick which sponsor he’d choose to run for the belt. he got quite famous for jumping two categories in one year and from then on gun-woo made a few winning his pro fights.

he did what he loved so you supported him, biting your nails every time he’d take more than one round to knock his opponent out and cheering with his mom beside you in her new apartment every time the fight ended.

you’re so his passenger princess. this man will be moving mountains to do what you want and he’s so good at it.

on days when he’s more clingy and vulnerable expect this tall man to be glued to you. sometimes when you can’t be reached he will just call you to hear your voice on your break from work and straight hit the gym to soothe his anxiety.

in death’s anniversaries, he’d be the same. would stay silent the whole day if you don’t talk to him because it’s so painful to remember what happened to them all in one day. so you need to be careful and engage him in soothing activities or just distract him respectfully. 

nsfw under 🤗

gun-woo is such a giving person and he wouldn't be different in his relationship. sexually speaking? this man doesn't know where to start. you guys end up having a real conversation about this because gun-woo doesn't know how to enjoy things where he's the benefitted one and only wants to give, give, give. its sick.

it doesn't help the man is fixated on eating you out too. like, honestly he'll die a happy man if it is between your legs. at first, you had to teach him a lot of things (you were basically his first everything, after all) and the boxer took that as a fucking challenge. picture that every night he'd be knocking at your door not even saying hello and going straight to business because "i want to do it right this time, angel. is this okay? am i making you feel good?".

*dies while writing this*

there is a gun-woo before ep.6 and another one after ep.6 and we all know it. but the thing he didn't change was his heart, right? so the boy that watched netflix kdramas with his mom after gym sessions during the pandemic while eating ramyeon is the same man that takes you to bed after a romantic date and not only DOESN'T rush you to do anything but also asks if you want him to sleep on the floor because maybe he'll make you uncomfortable?🥺 and he doesn't want that. (even though you've been dating for ages by now lol)

so when you glance at him asking “bae, what are you doing?” he is stuttering like “sleeping on t-the… floor?” “get your ASS back here mister kim imma teach you how to be a man😾”

honestly, he finds you SO funny that even during sexy time he’ll laugh at your jokes. like genuinely laugh and you’d consequently laugh at his reaction too and then sexy time is gone for the next 10 whole minutes till he shuts you up and goes back to business.

big boy up and down we've all been through that already, right? right.

sometimes it pisses you off that he takes everything so serious and it takes the sparkle away for you. but it’s because everything is so new to him that he feels like he has to be amazing on his first try and it infuriates you.

“you good?” he raises his head and looks into your eyes in confusion. “you’re doing it again, can’t you please just feel instead of thinking for once?” you question and his big round eyes make an appearance. “oh… i’m sorry”. and starts doing it right because in his head, that was also a challenge.🙄

gun-woo is a shy man. while i do not agree when i see people calling him a bottom, he’s not approaching you first babe get over it. gun-woo is the type of man that needs a little “it’s okay i want sexy time now pls” so his key is finally turned and the beast is unleashed. not saying he’s a freak because he’s probably a super traditional guy but you know what i mean.

that drabble i wrote? he needs your okay first to iniciate anything. my man could be busting his pants, fully hard n leaking and won’t even utter a word.

stamina>>> he's an athlete like c'mon

don't expect any replies from this man if you send him nudes in the middle of the day someday. boy will be BLUSHING the rest of his chores forever. and he won't have the heart to stare at you for a whole week if you don't approach him first.

you'd be all "lol you're blushing baby 🤭😆" and he'd be like "why did you do this to me?🥺🥺🥺 now i want you more for the rest of my life and forever".

you cannot say that this man doesn't feel like some of justin bieber's songs (specially company like ok i might have to make a playlist just about him)

i'm going to end this here and let y'all starve.

making a playlist about him after this for safety purposes. i could make this for hours and hours no joke, mom come pick me up pls i'm scared.

#kim geun woo x reader #woo do hwan #kim gun woo #bloodhounds smut #bloodhounds kim geun woo #bloodhounds #bloodhounds x reader #bloodhounds kdrama #bloodhounds netflix

[mchlgayser]

sorry that this is so vague and hardly a request but pls could you write more jealous mason if you’d enjoy writing that !!! i’m such a sucker for angsty jealous fics that have happy endings <3

JEALOUSY, JEALOUSY!

starring: mason mount x female!reader

warning: mentions of arguments and cuss words

author's note: another request coming in, I'm so FUCKING glad ppl find my stories ☠️☠️ I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU THAT REQUEST LUV YALL SM 🤭🤭 & not proofread

song suggestion: try again by jaehyun and d.ear

There's a party going on at your and Mason's friend's house, on your defense, you weren't very much of a party person, you love going out, yes but you hate parties. You are not a big fan of alcohol either but your boyfriend was the opposite. Mason loves parties, he can socialize and sometimes even meet new mates. He was't an alcohol fan either but he drinks. You never drank a sip of alcohol, there's one time you tried it when you were eighteen and it was a disaster. You gave yourself a sip of beer and you immediately vomit after that and it is why you promised not to drink again.

It was now eleven sharp, the parties still going strong, people went in and out of the house, some leaving and some just get there. New faces each hours, you have been on the couch for some times, a glass of coke in hand. Mason was gone, again to his friend as they were discussing and talking. Your friends also left some time ago, dancing on the floor and some left.

Your eyes bore around the dimmed light hall, and your eyes caught with a certain somebody, the familiar jet black hair person caught up to you and you grin hugging him 'Oh my gosh Danielle how're you?' You beamed, he chuckle, giving your body one firm press before he lets go 'Good, God I can't believed I finally able to meet you again! At a party at that!' He jokes about and petting your shoulder

Danielle is your childhood friend from your hometown but was't just any childhood friend, you both dated back then and broke up at seventeen when his family leave for the city. It was technically a good term kind of breakup. You both kind of rebounding a friendship before he permanently moved to the city.

At a very young age, no cellphones, you both just kind of lost contacts with each other. 'And to finally meet you again, You are prettier now.'

'Have to say the same for yourself, you are taller now.' You could't help but pinpointed, he grins 'Ahh let's take a seat first and catch up!' He told you, he began telling you about his life after he moved to the city, big change in his life. New environment, new friend, he even hook ups with a few girls and tell you how right now, his current girlfriend is friend with the party-holder which is also your friend.

You also told him about your busy and hectic life, works, and your boyfriend 'You are finally able to pursue your dream..' He referred to and you smile at him 'Yes, anyway it's nice catching up with you Dan.' You both exchanged contacts and he left for his girlfriend 'We're going now.' You heard your boyfriend from behind you 'What?'

He drags you along the hall and excited the house 'Wait Mase, where are we going?'

'Home.' Is all he said, you heave a long sigh catching up to him and get inside the car 'Now what's that all about?' He scoff, starting the engine and drove without muttering a single word to you.

The whole ride was complete silence, the only sound that is made is the ac and the faint radio background. When the car finally pulled over to your residence, Mason opened the door and slammed shut completed leaving you behind, you groan in pure madness and ran after him, and if it wasn't for your fast feet he would've locked you outside

'What the hell Mason Mount?!' You exclaimed, getting angry, he had his eyes on you creating a bullet hole in you 'You dare asked me that?! When you are being a complete flirt with some random guy, chatting with each other, lost in your own world, hugging and touches around?! You dare ask me that question now?!' You turn back to him 'So that's what this is all about? He was an old friend Mason, come on, you think you can get mad at me all you want like I'm a kid? When you've been neglecting me the whole party? Talking with your friends leaving me behind at that damn couch minding my damn own business? You didn't even come at me asking me if I need anything! You brought me to that fucking party and left me behind! When I desperately don't want to fucking go, when all I want was to spend my fucking precious weekend with you at this damn house!'

You burst, and a few tears managed to reach down your cheek but you rapidly wipe it away and exhales 'You know what, I'm tired. I'm gonna go to bed.'

Mason was left behind on the hall, reflecting back to his actions the past hours, indeed he had left you behind to yourself, he would just occasionally waved at you from far over and continued chatting with his friends. He was tired, at himself.

He sat on the couch waiting for you to cooled down and talk it out with you, and apologized too. It's been more than fifteen minutes, Mason get up from the couch and tread upstairs to you both shared bedroom but he found you nowhere, not in the bathroom neither. He heard noises coming from the guest room and strutted his way there, the door wasn't entirely closed some was able to peep in to see you curled up like a ball with a duvet covering your figure. He heard sniffling presuming you are crying. The door is open creakily as he tiptoed to your other side. His hand hesitantly presses against your side temple, you shudder at the sudden touch and stiff around like a rock. He started up 'Look, I'm sorry about what I did earlier. It was very wrong of me to do that, especially to you. I didn't know that guy was someone you knew either so I guess I can't help but be jealous. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, I didn't mean to so I hope you can forgive me.' He caress your hair and leave a kiss before getting up

You jumped on him and hug him as firm as you could 'It was uncomfortable sleeping here...' You pouted, he smile picking you in bridal style and brought you to your shared bedroom 'Let's spend our time just like you wanted.' Peppering your face with kisses, you and him spend your whole night until dawn talking and ranting to each other. With his arms all around you.

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[nordickies]

Welcome back! I missed your art a lot. I was scrolling through your posts and saw one post where you said that you have an unpopular dynamic for SuFin. If your dynamic for SuFin is based on their history together, I might have the same unpopular dynamic as you too.

I'm not a fan of the fanon SuFin that is perfectly wholesome and "the ideal relationship" because it ignores how history would have affected their relationship, and also has the uncomfortable implication that Finland enjoyed being under Swedish rule. I think that in the modern day, Finland would still struggle with feeling insecure and too competitive with Sweden. Sweden would be quite oblivious to Finland's feelings and offend him without realizing it. But that's my Swedish perspective on their relationship. What are your thoughts about their dynamic?

Thank you! Happy to see you as well! And yes, you're pretty close to how I view them! This is going to be a long one, so my answer will be under the cut <3

As a disclaimer; I will not judge or shame anyone for enjoying SuFin as the perfect domestic husbands with a dog and kids. Heal that inner child desperately clinging to happy fictional families, hehe. Besides, unless you ship a totally random crackship in this show, every single relationship is going to be flawed based on historical context. And at the end of the day, SuFin isn't even the worst case of this issue, so you can ship them without worrying about being "problematic" (whatever that word means nowadays). I'm just saying this because some people like to claim that SuFin is so inherently toxic, and I strongly disagree with that! There is no right or wrong way to enjoy these characters, and you can apply as much or as little historical context to the characters as you like. Have fun with them!

To me, ignoring all the historical context behind Finland's and Sweden's relationship would be impossible, though. We're talking about 600-700 years of living together and the additional 200+ years as separate countries. And I love overthinking things. Whether or not you like SuFin as a ship, you can't exactly ignore their shared past. I see the Nordics as a found family above all else. I really don't ship them with each other (but I don't judge those who do). Sweden and Finland are just kind of tricky because of the way the canon portrays their relationship. It's impossible to see it as purely brotherly. But I don't vibe with them being lovey-dovey husbands either. Best friends, sure, but then again, Finland and Sweden would have a different dynamic than Sweden has with Norway and Denmark. Or the dynamic Finland has with Estonia.

The way I see it is that they used to grow up as one, meaning that they both acted as the personification of the same land. Sweden was just in charge of the West, and Finland was in charge of the East. They both had similar responsibilities, jobs they were expected to do, and the people they were expected to obey. They really did everything together. And they were everything to each other because sometimes it felt like it was them against the rest of the world. And honestly, I don't see Finland as a subordinate to Sweden during those times. He was just extremely passive and ignored most of the time. But Finland's interests usually aligned with Sweden's, and he had complete trust in his ability to run things for both of them. But as time went on, his ability to trust was put to the test many times, which ultimately would cause problems in their relationship.

Eventually, they were separated by forces outside their control, and they had to figure out who they were without one another. And it must have been a traumatic situation for both of them. Until then, they didn't have to think about such things; they had always been together. But while Sweden lost his best friend/partner, Finland lost his entire identity. Obviously, as time went on, they both went in very different directions, which made them grow apart quite drastically. It definitely wasn't easy, and the pain caused by that situation made them even butt heads a few times. Ultimately, they made peace with it and could be friends again. Actually, they really needed that separation because otherwise, they would have never evolved as individuals. And their break made their relationship healthier and more equal. It just came with growing pains.

And yes, I agree with what you said. Because Finland has always had the shorter end of the stick, he feels a bit jealous. In his eyes, Sweden always got it so much easier. Also, figuring out his own identity was way harder for him once they got separated. He depended on Sweden a lot more. Fin did truly feel let down by him in the end, which made his relationship with Sweden for the following decades even saltier. For most of his life, he was seen as Sweden's eastern sidekick, so he sometimes tries to desperately create some distance between Swe and himself. He wants to be seen as his own person, and show his capabilities, which manifests in him being extremely stubborn. Ironically, he constantly compares himself to Sweden because that's how he measures his success. If Sweden can do this thing, he should too. And that's why Finland will get very passionate about any chance to be better than Sweden at something. In his eyes, it's the only way to measure his worth.

Sweden, on the other hand, can be oblivious to Finland's need to have his own thing. He doesn't get what's the issue since they used to be inseparable for so long. It's not malicious, but just a bit ignorant. He doesn't have similar experiences, so he doesn't really know how to relate to what Fin is going through. In some cases, Sweden can act annoying in Finland's eyes, being a bit patronizing or not understanding Finland's feelings. One moment, they might be fine, joking around - but then the next, Finland requires some time alone. It's confusing, but Sweden tries to understand it. He has learned that it's just better to give him his space and definitely don't try to solve Fin's problems. Swe has to kind of know his place with that one, even if it can be frustrating. Occasionally, he finds Finland's competitiveness and excitement over small wins a bit ridiculous, but he plays along. At the end of the day, Sweden understands why Finland has such mixed feelings about him. And he knows that in the past, he could have done way better, and he has lots of regrets about it.

It's definitely Finland who has the problems and insecurities in their relationship. Like, even if you think about the canon (which is rich coming from me), Finland is always clarifying that he's not affiliated with Sweden in a romantic sense while simultaneously defending everything Sweden does, telling everyone that they have misunderstood his sensitive persona. And Sweden silently suffers on the side, not wanting to push his boundaries or make Finland uncomfortable. 

But I don't want to make it seem like they don't get along - they absolutely do! Maybe being ridiculously close at times, communicating almost telepathically at this point. Not to mention their vast cooperation in work-related settings. So, whether or not Finland wants to create some distance - he can't. He always finds himself glued to Sweden's side, looking for warmth. And no matter how much Finland's competitiveness tires Sweden, he can't help but admire the persistence. Maybe they're one of the things they both actually deep down like about each other; who knows. There are no hard feelings between these two, though sometimes, the old pain and confusion might pop up in unexpected situations. But in the end, they always work through it.

I think that Finland does legitimately love Sweden, but due to their shared history, he gets uncomfortable with how others might view their relationship. It would be fine if it were literally anyone else than Sweden he had these feelings for. I can see them having some kind of romantic relationship, but it would be very private and a topic they don't like publically discussing. That doesn't mean they're the best at hiding it, though.

Anyway, that's how I view it. I have to say, I do like SuFin as a ship nowadays. It's cute! And a source of endless possibilities. I just don't like reducing Finland and Sweden to "the married couple," especially when my blog is about all of the Nordics. There is so much more to discuss about these two, so many sides people rarely explore. That's why I like to focus on their lives and personalities outside of their romantic relationship. It could also be because I'm not a passionate shipper overall. Or because it's hard to find non-SuFin content out there. But, even with that said, exploring SuFin from time to time is fine. Discussing headcanons for them is fine! They're allowed to exist as a ship in this blog. But I don't want it to be the only thing they're defined by. Let them have a life outside of each other! <3

#hws sweden #hws finland #sufin #headcanons #culture/history stuff #nordickies nationverse au

[avengerscompound]

The Recruit - 17. Clint

The Recruit - An Avengers Fanfiction

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Buy me a ☕ Character Pairing: Clint Barton x Bucky Barnes x Sharon Carter x Steve Rogers x Natasha Romanoff x Sam Wilson x F!Reader

Word Count: 3131

Warnings: Smut (FFM bisexual threesome, oral sex, vaginal sex, tribbing, edging)

Synopsis:  When Sam Wilson is set up on a blind date, he doesn’t expect anything to come from it.  He is already in a relationship after all, and not just with one other person, but a whole group of them. You never expected to end up working for the Avengers let alone be dating six of them at the same time.  Now you’re balancing a new job, a new romance, new friends, and a secret that could destroy a lot of lives if it got out.  It’s a tricky balance to get right at the best of times, but when something happens to Steve Rogers it’s up to the people who love him most to get him back.

17. Clint

Clint was a big fan of being in a relationship.  He often led with his heart, making calls about people on the fly, running headlong into marriages, and trusting his instincts.  There was so much he enjoyed about being with another person.  He loved the close bond you formed when you were in love with another person, how they were your best friend and closest confidant.  He loved PDA - there was nothing he liked better than cuddling and holding hands, and making out with people whenever they were within reach of him.  He loved the sex.  Yes, it could be amazing having a random hookup, but he really did love how silly and experimental sex could get when you had the right long-term partner.  He loved having company.  He loved the potential that romance could be family.  He loved the idea of one day being a dad.  He loved the act of falling in love.

 Unfortunately, relationships didn’t always end up well for him.  He loved being in relationships, but he wasn’t always sure he was the best partner.  He had been judgemental in the past, to the point it ruined his marriage.  He’d cheated on someone he cared about.  He doubted himself constantly.  Partially because he had made stupid mistakes with people he loved, but also because he didn’t have great examples of healthy relationships and unconditional love in his life.  His father had been violently abusive right up until he’d died and taken his mother’s life as well.  His brother had ended up turning on him and trying to kill him.  Every foster home had been violent, and the circus only provided conditional care.  If he made money they took care of him, if not, he was out.  Within the circus, he even picked up two more father figures, both of whom tried to kill him at least once.

Yes, Clint loved relationships, but it wasn’t until his current one that he really felt secure in it.  There was something about polyamory that just clicked for him.  It was weird, in a way, because where some people might find dating six people to be difficult to juggle, Clint just found he got more of the good stuff and less of the bad.  There were more people to make out with, and more people he considered his best friends, the sex was way more varied and regular, and when he started getting all up in his head about things he had a whole bunch of people to help him think about things more reasonably.  Even this week, when Steve had been particularly short with him since returning from his mission, the others had reminded him Steve had just gone through something big so that Clint didn’t end up spiraling.

Plus he’d fallen in love five times, completely guilt-free.

Now he was falling in love all over again.  He loved training with you and felt personal pride when you aced a lesson.  He loved when you came to dinner with the group and the little buzz of excitement that wasn’t there before.  The buzz that came when you were starting to realize that what you were feeling for someone was real, and there might be a future there.  He loved the one-on-one time he got to spend with you, as rare as it was still, when it did happen he felt this instant connection, the way he had with Natasha all those years ago.

It was date night tonight and you’d agreed to spend time with him and Natasha.  He was practically thrumming with excitement.  He had plans - or ideas that could be plans if you were up for them.  He thought you would be up for them.  He felt like he was getting to know you well now, and he was sure you’d be just as excited as he was.

“You know I haven’t had sex with her yet?” Natasha said as she watched him get everything ready.

“Well, obviously we don’t have to have sex,” he said.  “Twister doesn’t mean sex.”

She laughed. “You’re such an idiot.”

The affection was clear in her voice.  Like the word idiot, was a synonym for I love you.

He grinned and kissed her cheek.  “Look,” he said.  “You said it yourself, it’s hard to date someone when you can’t take them out on dates.  I want to make sure we do something fun that’s not just watching TV while we eat pizza.  She’s moving into the building which will mean it’s easier for her just to come up and see us and do that more chilled hang out, but this is date night, so I want it to stand out.

“And Twister is your way of doing that?” she asked skeptically.

“There’s not just Twister,” he said.  “I borrowed Bucky and Sam’s Switches so we can play Mario Kart or Mario Party, and I’ve got tasting platters for dinner.  It’s going to be fun.” 

She went to look over the food options when there was a knock on the door.  Clint was so excited he practically skipped over to open it.

Your face lit up when he pulled the door open and his heart skipped a beat.  You looked amazing in the red A-line dress you picked out for the date.  Clint thought you always looked great though.  Even in sweats with a huge sweat patch on the back, he thought you looked hot as fuck, but he loved seeing the choices you made when there was a date.  It told him more about you.

“Hello,” he said, with a hint of playfulness in his voice.  “You look amazing.”  He leaned in and kissed your cheek. “Come in.”

“Thank you,” you said, following him inside.  You approached Natasha and she kissed you in greeting.  “This is the first two-person date I’ve done.”

“We tend to spend most of our time in twos or threes,” Natasha explained.  “I know that must sound strange given we’re all together, but it means we all get to focus on each other as individuals rather than just a hive mind.”

“I guess that makes sense,” you said.  “Plus I bet it’s hard to find a bed that fits you all.”

“You’re telling me,” Clint said.  “Need to contact Hugh Hefner and ask who makes his furniture.”

You burst out laughing and Natasha gave him a playful push.

“Do you want a drink?” Natasha asked as she went to the fridge.  “Clint’s a heathen, but he might have some red wine.  He definitely has beer.”

“Beer is fine,” you said.  “Thank you.”

She went and got three beers from the fridge.  “So how’s moving going?” she asked as she handed your bottle over.

“Slow.  I’ve given notice, but I need to get my things moved over here and money’s tight,” you explained.  “I’d ask my boyfriends and girlfriends for help, but they aren’t allowed to be seen doing that.”

The tone you had used was so light and playful, it was impossible to confuse it for anything other than a joke, but it still made Clint frown.  The secrecy was something he wasn’t a big fan of either.  Not that he wanted the whole world to know his business, but he also didn’t like having to pretend he wasn’t in a relationship any time he stepped out the door.

“You know there’s money available for moving costs for employees?” Natasha said.  “If you book a removalist and take the bill to accounting, they’ll cover it.  I don’t remember what the amount is, but I think it’s pretty high.  It’s to help entice people to make the move from around the world.”

“Are you sure it would be okay?  I mean - I’m only moving across the river,” you asked. 

Natasha shrugged.  “I think so,” she said.  “I mean, you can ask accounting, but we hire the best of the best, and part of that is making sure it’s easy for them to work here.  Anyway - speak to accounting.  Ask for Lillian.  She’ll sort it out.”

“Thank you,” you said.

“Sorry we can’t help,” Clint said.  “I’d do it if there was a way to make sure no one saw.”

“Hey,” you said, rubbing his arm. “It’s okay.  I get it.  I mean, it sucks we can’t just be like other people, but I wouldn’t want to put the rest of you at risk.”

“We’ll work it out one day,” Natasha said. “I’m sure we will.  Eventually, we have just to say; screw it, you can accept us or not, but this is us.  But not until you’ve finished your training, and probably not until you feel like this is it for you.  Or we all feel like that, I guess.”

You nodded.  “I understand,” you said. “Don’t worry, I get to have pretty great date nights, even if we can’t go out.  Which brings us to now.  What have we got in mind?”

“Oh god, you’re going to love this,” Natasha said, stifling laughter and shaking her head.

“Well, it depends where you want to start,” he said.  “I have the stuff to do a fondue sampler and then a desert sampler,” he said.  “I’ve got some switches and we can play Mario Party.  And I’ve got Twister!”

“Twister?!” you exclaimed.

“Yes!” he said, grabbing your hand.  He had thought you’d be excited about it, but when Natasha had questioned the idea, it had made him doubt himself.  The fact you seemed genuinely excited made him almost vibrate with excitement.

He dragged you over to the living room where he made space for the game and picked up the box and held it out to you. “You wanna play?”

You laughed and nodded.  “Set it up.”

It wasn’t long before you, Clint, and Natasha were tangled up together trying to spin the wheel without fully toppling everyone over.  He knew he and Natasha would be good.  Natasha was a trained ballerina, and he had been trained in acrobatics.  He was surprised by how well you were keeping up given your training was more strength based than flexibility.

Your legs were trembling now as you reached out to spin the wheel.  Clint was face up with one leg somehow under Natasha while both his arms were over you.  Natasha was basically a pretzel, weaved in and out of both you and Clint.  Clint was loving it.  Not just how close everyone was, or how he loved to show off his skills, but even Natasha had started laughing not long into the game.  He loved seeing her drop her walls.

You reached over and flicked the wheel.  “Clint can you see that?” you asked.

“Left foot, yellow,” he said.

“Fuck,” you cursed and slowly started trying to move your foot.

Natasha started giggling.  Actually giggling.  Clint wasn’t even sure he’d ever heard her make that sound before.  It was like music to his ears.

“Come on, you can do it,” Natasha teased.  “You just have to get past Clint.”

“I’m trying,” you cackled.  “I might have to dislocate my hip.”

“No pain, no gain,” Natasha teased.

It made you laugh louder and that was enough for you to lose your balance, you went toppling over, taking Clint with you, and then Natasha, so that the three of you fell into a pile on the ground together, all laughing hysterically.

“I don’t even know how to get untangled from this,” you laughed.

“Why would you want to?” Clint said, pulling both you and Natasha into his arms.

“Clint!” Natasha yelped.  Despite her protest, she wrapped her arms around both you and Clint and nuzzled into his neck.

Clint grinned and kissed her, then turned to you, capturing your lips.  One of your hands went to his hair, tugging on it gently, it sent a little shiver down his spine, that only grew when Natasha began to kiss his neck.”

You broke the kiss with him and Clint watched with lust-blown eyes as you leaned over and kissed Natasha.  Clint had a whole host of emotions swirling inside him, and they were all good.  He was delighted by how much fun everyone had just had, especially Natasha who usually held herself back from really giving in to her silly side.  He felt the deep strong love that he’d nurtured over so long with Natasha, and the exciting new love he was developing with you.  He felt excited about what seemed to be happening right now, even if it stopped just at the making out.  All those emotions mixed and fed his desire and his cock twitched in his pants.

He ran one hand up under your skirt, running his palm over your ass, while the other hand slid up under Natasha’s shirt.

That simple action seemed to switch something on inside Natasha.  The kiss intensified, and she guided you onto your back and pushed your skirt up.  You lifted your hips and she grabbed the waistband of your panties and pulled them down.  When she’d tossed them aside you spread your legs for her, exposing your cunt.

Clint’s cock was only getting harder as he watched Natasha drop her head down and begin to suck on your pussy.  You moaned, bucking your hips up.  Your hands went to your breasts and you massaged them as you writhed under Natasha’s attention.  Clint moved up behind Natasha and pulled her pants down to her knees.  Natasha spread her legs as much as she could, and when Clint saw the glisten of her pussy lips he plunged in and began to eat her out from behind.

With his vision now gone and his hearing already muted, he was overwhelmed by the other three.  The scent and taste of Natasha’s cunt made his cock strain against his jeans almost painfully.  Even with his damaged hearing, he could hear the moans both you and Natasha made and it only added to his own need.

He lapped over Natasha’s cunt, pushing his tongue inside her to taste as much of her tart sex as he could before he started focusing on her clit.  Her thigh muscles tightened under his hands and he felt her start to tremble.  Your sounds were getting louder and louder and all at once you cried out and seemed to pull Natasha toward you.  Natasha moaned and her pussy clenched, drenching his tongue as she came.  He sat back and even as you and Natasha panted and rode your orgasm highs, you both stripped off your remaining clothes.  Clint followed your lead, shedding his clothing and tossing it aside.  As soon as his jeans were unfastened, his cock sprung out and he let out a sigh of relief.  By the time he had wiggled out of them, Natasha was on top of you, grinding her bare pussy on yours.

Clint had always been the kind of guy who was super into spontaneous sex.  For that reason, just as Natasha had guns and knives hidden everywhere, he had condoms and lube.  He opened one of the drawers on his coffee table and pulled out a condom, rolling it on as he watched you and Natasha writhe on the Twister mat.  He moved up behind you and grabbed Natasha’s hips, and slid inside her.  They moaned in unison as the heat and wetness of Natasha’s cunt enclosed Clint’s cock.  When he’d pushed in as far as he could he began to thrust.  As he did you ground up against Natasha, your pussy stimulating her clit and making her clench and flutter around his cock.  Natasha’s moans got louder and louder as Clint brought her closer and closer to the edge and just when she was there, about to tip over he pulled out and plunged into your cunt.

You let out a gasp at the surprise intrusion, and you arched your back up under her.  Natasha ground down on you as Clint started to fuck you hard. Each time he thrust into you, your bodies connected with a wet crack.  Natasha wrapped her fingers around your jaw and looked down into your eyes, watching you closely, as she and Clint brought you to the edge.

Just as your cunt began to flutter, Clint pulled out and thrust into Natasha again.

Again and again, he brought you and Natasha to the edge, only to pull out and switch.  He was barely keeping it together himself and each time he pulled out of either of you, the whine of frustration that accompanied it made his cock throb.

The fourth time he pulled out of Natasha she looked back at him with her eyes narrowed.  “I swear to god, Barton, if you don’t let me come…”

He smirked and leaned down and kissed her shoulder.  “What will you do?”

She slapped his hip as he thrust into you again.  His apartment reeked of sex.  Sweat was clinging to his skin, and your pussy dripped as he fucked you, creating a small pool on the plastic Twister mat.

He pulled out again and thrust into Natasha again.  He was right on the edge and he gritted his teeth as he plunged into her again and again.  Natasha’s legs trembled and she moaned loudly into your neck, babbling the word please over and over, something he’d never gotten Natasha to do before.  He didn’t let up and with a loud cry, she came, gushing over his cock.

He pulled out and slammed back into you, unsure if he’d make it to your release before coming himself.  Thankfully, it wasn’t long until you were a squirming mess under him and you arched up, crying out loudly as your cunt clamped down around his shaft, drawing him in deeper.  He finally relaxed and let his own orgasm happen.  He shoved deep into you as your cunt squeezed around him and came with a deep moan.

As his cock stilled, he sat back, breathing heavily.

“Holy shit,” Natahsa panted as she rolled off you, her arm covering her face.  “It’s never been like that before.  Not with anyone.”

“Pretty fucking good, huh?” he sighed.

“Mm-hmm,” you hummed in agreement.  “I forgot what else you said we were going to do tonight.”

“I can beat that,” Natasha joked.  “I can’t even remember my name.”

The three of you laughed breathlessly, and you forced yourself into sitting.  “You wanna have a shower?” Clint asked.

“Yeah.  Then I definitely want to eat,” you agreed.

“For sure,” Clint said.  “Gonna need to carbo load if I’m going to go again.”

Natasha hit him weakly.  “Who said you’d get to go again.”

“The night’s early, Nat,” he said, getting up and pulling her to her feet. He offered you his hand and you took it, letting him pull you up too.  “We still have plenty of time for more shenanigans.”

// NEXT

#avengers #marvel #avengers x reader #steve rogers #bucky barnes #sam wilson #sharon carter #natasha romanoff #clint barton #avengers fanfic #clint barton x bucky barnes x sharon carter x steve rogers x natasha romanoff x sam wilson x reader #reader insert #smut #polyamory #fanfic #fanfiction #steve rogers x reader #sharon carter x reader #sam wilson x reader #bucky barnes x reader #natasha romanoff x reader #clint barton x reader #the recruit

[hoodharlow]

Concept: First NFL game supporting Joe 😘

since i can't do y/n and reader fics, imma do an "oc" for this <3 i also tweaked it so it's oc's first AWAY nfl game <3

***

"paloma, i thought you said he played fútbol" her father asked her as she pulled up to levi's stadium.

"papi, i said he plays football not soccer" she clarified, driving down the vip parking lot.

her dad hummed in response.

paloma was nervous. not only was it her first time her seeing her man play outside of paycor stadium but it was also the first time she was introducing him to her dad. paloma worked as a civil engineer in cincinnatti. she went to purdue university for college then got a job offer from one of her retired professors. she met her boyfriend, joe burrow, at a gala. she was there in representation of the engineering firm she worked at and he was there with few of his teammates. they hit it off and now have been seeing each other for a few months.

her job forced her to take her vacation since she hadn't taken a day off, except for the holidays where they didn't work. she decided to visit her family in san jose, where she's from. coincidentally joe had a game with the 49ers. she casually mentioned it to him and he thought it was a great time to meet her family. paloma agreed, como mensa. completely forgetting her that her family is extra and made everything a big deal.

paloma loved her family. if it weren't for their support she wouldn't have gone to the random college in Indiana that she discovered while reading a teen romance series about brothers in a gang. what she didn't like about her family was that they made a big deal about everything and they were nosy as hell. she couldn't facetime joe without her mom or one of her sisters trying to eavesdrop. hell, she's even she even caught her dad trying to listen when she was in the garage. that was when she finally decided to tell her parents she was seeing someone.

she didn't go into details. her sisters were nosy and would have pulled up several twitter threads. her mom would have told everyone and their grandma on facebook. she just mentioned that he worked for the bengals and got her two tickets to the game. her mom and her sisters weren't sports fans. so she decided to take her dad to the game.

truthfully the only person joe needed to really impress was her dad. he was pretty old school and dressed like he still lived down in east la, but beneath that tough exterior he was a big old softie that cared about his girls. he was very overprotective and didn't like anyone she or her sisters dates. which was was she rarely ever introduced any of her partners to her family.

paloma and her dad made it their seats and she pulled out her phone to text joe that they made it. she shrugged off jacket covering her jersey and took a huge sip of her cocktail.

"is that your boyfriend's name in the back?" her dad asked.

"yes. why?" she arched an eyebrow at him.

"no mas pregunto." he said, typing on his phone.

seconds later paloma's phone went off. her sisters flooding the sister group chat they dad.

miranda- joe shiesty!?!?

nancy- you're fucking the nfl's boyfriend?

olivia- *screenshot of blurry pic of joe and paloma hugging by his car that tmz somehow got* THIS YOU!?!?!

paloma silenced her phone and turned to her dad. "you told them?"

"hm?" her dad said, feigning confusion.

she rolled her eyes and focused on the warm-ups. joe got her seats where the visiting team walks out. she spotted him while he talked to one of his teammates. almost like he sensed her watchng him, he looked up and waved at her.

"omg, joe waved at us." someone sitting behind paloma squealed.

"you're basically married now." their friend squealed back.

paloma's dad chuckled and she rolled her eyes. soon after the game started and ended in a blink of an eye. the 49ers and bengals tied. paloma and her dad made their way over to their car. joe was going back to his hotel then taking an uber to her parents.

"you really like him, huh?" her dad said, stating the car.

"what do you mean?"

"you had that silly look on your face the whole game and you cheered the loudest in our section. me dejaste sordo de este lado." he pointed at his left ear.

"whatever." she said.

just then her phone went off. a few freidns from home and some from cincinatti, as well as some of ehr cousins, sent her a screenshot of joe's ig story. it was a picture of her cheering on the big screen when the bengals scored. at the bottom he put "my girl 🥰'

#joe burrow #joe burrow concepts #ree 😌😌😌 #heavyhitterheaux 😌😌😌 #roa concepts

[ohm-myy-god]

Hello Edna and Harvey fans & all interested parties, here I present to you my made up fan-lore for Edna’s mom (and her dynamics with other characters and all that). Also featuring some supplemental artwork.

Warning in advance it’s very long, but it’s split into sections and has pictures so hopefully it’s bearable. Have fun…

Sketch page from May 2022

So this is my character for Edna’s mom, her name is Ana. 

My main idea for her was that, in contrast to Mattis’s sort of helpless attitude about parenting, she was the more assertive parent. Not necessarily mean or strict, but she had more self confidence and experience working with children, and overall gave the impression that she “knew what she was doing”, at least from her husband's perspective. 

This leads into her passing being not only a major blow for her family for obvious reasons, but also because Mattis wasn’t ready to be a single parent and never really adapted to the role. He was very stressed all the time and part of that came from feeling extremely inferior in his capabilities of being a father, with pressure from his neighbor/friend who seemed to have the most perfectly behaved kid(s) (ah yes the perfect family nothing to see here), and from his belief that his wife would’ve made a better single parent than him. That’s not necessarily the truth, as it would’ve been hard for anyone, but that was his perception of it. 

I’ll now go into outlining her individual personality and her relationship with her family:

Physical description:

Appearance Timeline:

(Note on her Birth Year: My whole e&h timeline is based around the assumption that Brich Aus takes place in 2008; so Edna was born in ~1990 and Mattis was born in ~1957, give or take a year. This also therefore means Mattis and anyone his age is a boomer (heartbreaking).) 

Name- Ana is a name I picked for no specific reason. I don’t know why I used that spelling instead of Anna but I did, and I’m used to it now, but if you prefer Anna it also works. 

I didn’t pick a maiden name yet, so for now she only exists as Ana Konrad. DOCTOR Konrad actually but we’ll get to that. 

Appearance- Ana looks very much like her daughter; they have the same eyes and complexion and hair (albeit different styles). I think the more “realistic” you try to make Edna and Harvey the more confusing it gets, so yeah their purple hair is genetic and natural and not specific to Edna (I mean it’s not like she could dye it in the hospital anyway). I just think of it as regular dark hair in their universe. 

Personality:

In terms of personality, Ana was very goal-oriented. She was calmer and more collected than Edna, but just as determined to do whatever she set her mind to. She liked reading and writing more than Edna, but much like Edna she was always rather lonely no matter how outgoing she was. Their circumstances were different, but both Edna and her mom were kind of socially outcast growing up.

I’ll go more into her time at school in a later section, but when going to Uni her choice was to study psychology, and eventually be a child psychiatrist. Which might seem random but LISTEN… I think the idea of her being a psychiatrist with a completely different mindset from Marcel’s is a fun one, and it sorta adds to the tragedy of “man, if only someone could’ve stopped this” when it comes to how Mattis bought into Marcel’s ideology. And it adds another layer as to why Mattis trusts in unstable hypothetical science so much more than himself or his own daughter. And overall, I think she is a “strong-headed professional” just by personality, and being a doctor makes her seem far more impressive or competent than Mattis (especially from his perspective). 

As a kid, Ana loved climbing trees. She and Mattis spent a lot of time there as kids. She also loved to sing and dance, things she probably did less and less as she got older. 

Being that they lived next to a church in a small town, it seems to be that the Konrads were at least a bit religious (and in the audio book they mention Edna threw a Bible in the basement fireplace). I haven’t really thought about how that might play into their lives, but I like the angle that Mattis became more religious / started going to church after his wife died. (Edna meanwhile is not religious—too many arbitrary rules for her.)

Relationship with neighbors:

Ana was definitely more suspicious of Marcel when they first moved next to him than her husband was. Not that she assumed he was evil or anything, but she was a bit worried about how he was parenting his kids. Ana found the kids’ behavior more concerning than “exemplary”. But she chalked it up to Marcel having a hard time adjusting after his wife left and didn’t really investigate; she wasn’t around for the whole “we should brainwash kids to make them behave better” era, that happened later. She probably just vaguely distrusted him. 

I like to imagine she hung out with Ruben if the neighbors came over too. Kind of like how Mattis would end up “babysitting” Edna and Alfred later on a lot, maybe she’d play cards with him or something and inadvertently create a more positive experience than anything Marcel ever did. Ruben needs someone in his life looking out for him…unfortunately this arrangement didn’t last long. 

Relationship with Edna’s dad:

Ana and Mattis were childhood sweethearts; I imagine they met in high school and started dating near the end of it, so maybe the final year before university. But they were friends before that too. 

Basically, their dynamic as kids was “trouble maker” and “kid who gets good grades but is also a trouble maker”. I like the idea that in contrast to his adult personality, Mattis was a lot more like Edna as a kid; he was still always a bit timid, but he had a rebellious phase where he wanted to stick it to the authorities and lash out more. At this point in his adolescence, he got into trouble a lot, and it wasn’t until Uni that he really changed himself around. (However, ironically, instead of being able to sympathize with his daughter when she started acting out later, he could only envision all the bad things that might happen to her as a consequence of her behavior and it made him all the more stressed to find a way to “fix” her.) 

Ana, however, wasn’t quite so rebellious and did well at school. She felt the same way on the inside, though, and the two found kinship in wanting to “run away from it all” and escape pressure from family/peers. They would hang out on tree branches and throw rocks at people they didn’t like, but Ana still avoided anything that might get her in serious trouble. 

But basically, dumb kids doing shenanigans. Ana didn’t think Mattis was particularly smart for vandalizing property and getting detention, but she also didn’t think less of him for it. Perhaps she had the “oh I can fix him” mindset, but mostly she was admiring his dedication. 

But when it was time to go to university they decided to break up, since they’d be moving apart. They were sad about it, but they both moved along and figured they’d never see eachother again.

…That was, until they met again sort of randomly as adults years later.

This was probably 4 or more years after they’d started Uni; Ana was still in school and was a bit too busy for a serious relationship but they stuck together anyway and ended up dating again. This ended up working out, and they eventually got married. (Apparently it isn’t that uncommon to marry even while pursuing a doctorate, but I haven’t picked what year they got married. Shrug)

(Note about psychiatric education lmao- from what I can tell, it takes at least 6 years of medical school and an additional 5 years of full-time employment to become board-certified psychiatrist. Assuming Ana started university when she was 18, she was at least 30 when she got her doctor's degree.) 

(Also, I can imagine being a woman pursuing a doctorate in the 80s wasn’t that common or easy, and I thought about her just being a psychologist instead since that takes half the amount of time. However have you considered the THEMATIC PARALLELS the IRONY of it all… Edna’s mom was a doctor and it’s funnier that way.) 

Mattis and his wife would definitely be at odds sometimes because of the difference in their personalities. I think the dynamic would provide interesting conflict & they’d work it out. 

Parenting:

So I suppose the big question is, how would Ana have affected Edna’s life had she lived longer?

I think the loss of her mother contributed heavily to Edna’s childhood rebelliousness. Not that she wouldn’t have had behavioral issues or struggled with making friends anyway, but I think she became so dependent on her own subconscious / on Harvey as a result of loneliness; evidence from the comic can back this up. In the comic, Edna is very withdrawn and more timid pre-Harvey, and Harvey’s eventual personality seems to be highly influenced by Freya - Edna’s close friend who coped with her own struggles by rebelling instead of following all the rules. Seeing as both girls also had a missing mother figure (again, WHO DOESN'T IN THIS SERIES), I don’t think it’s a stretch to imagine Edna started feeling alone in the world when her mother passed. 

But tangent aside, I don’t think Ana would’ve necessarily had an easier time with Edna than Mattis, but with the crucial difference that she wouldn't have been so easily influenced by others opinion on her parenting (eg Marcel). Anyone has insecurities, but listening to someone else basically say “your kid should get brainwashed” and thinking “mmmm maybe” is a very concerning state of mind. 

Ana would have been frustrated and would have got impatient. She would have wanted Edna to “act normal” but she might have been more adept at figuring out WHY she was acting out. But meanwhile, I also think that being a doctor, there would have been tension in the fact that Ana saw “patients” and her daughter as entirely separate; thinking, Edna couldn’t be as mentally ill as the people she worked with…there must be a different answer…

But as a little kid, Edna got along just fine with her mom. They played together and did puzzles and ran in the sprinklers and mud and everything like that. Maybe even played with stuffed animals pretending that they could talk. 

Rip 💀

So: death. For the record I think the trope of “main character’s mom died” isn’t very intriguing or creative (and I mean. Do you know any e&h characters with a mom? any of them? Exactly.) However, it isn’t even brought up by Edna in the game at all, and the “show not tell” aspect is a bit cool at least. (It isn’t even until the “yo mama” joke in the 2nd game that Edna is pointed out as an orphan. Her memory got washed and all so she didn’t even think of her mom when looking through her old house.) And if we were to ignore poki’s character profile website, yes, it’s also equally as plausible that Edna’s mom left rather than died. BUT personally I prefer this version because I already wrote this whole thing lol (and anyway, I think Marcel’s wife for sure left him, and we don’t want to get too repetitive). 

But how did she die??…I haven’t really picked an answer to that. 

If we’re looking for story parallels, medical malpractice or even being MURDERED might work, but I just don’t really know. Maybe it’s a let-down, but I’m indecisive, sorry  🤷 

Ana became sort of idolized in death by Mattis especially, since Edna couldn't properly remember her as time went on. 

Bit of a tangent, but I think a lot of self doubt and insecurity and general depression contributed to Mattis being lost about parenting—with the fact that Edna was intentionally acting out, fighting against something she saw as intrinsically opposed to her. In the 1st tempomorph Edna “sees” through Harvey that her dad is betraying her and eating ice cream with Alfred- this is her imagination, but it shows her perception of her father as a kid, that he wasn’t looking out for her. I think it’s clear Mattis cared about his daughter but he was just unable to rise above his own insecurities and be there for her. (I also think he went a teensy bit off-the-rails when the Murder happened and that’s partially why he pleaded guilty. Guy broke down). After all, his wife wouldn’t have ever let Edna act so uncontrollably if she were alive, would she?  

That’s it

Thanks for reading all that if you did!! Hope reading about shit I made up was entertaining. I might do this again with other characters for funsies at some point in the distant future, we’ll see. 

She isn’t even a character I spend too much time thinking about, so I figured this would be a good way to practice organizing my thoughts. And draw her some more since it’d been a while. It was fun.

Let me know your thoughts/impressions of her…

& goodbye 👋 

Bonus- sketches from May 2022

#edna and harvey #edna bricht aus #original art #long post #as in 2.2k words long

[millylotus]

Mesmerized By A Banshee’s Screams

Rock Star AU

No Memes this time but ✨I MADE A PLAYLIST✨

EXTRA AUS

Full Ghost Danny AU, ie: Danny is possessing his body and the ectoplasm is working as a preservative, he still ages though

Banshee Danny: Spirits that predict misfortune & death with their screams or songs, sometimes causing it, birdlike often beings, Irish in origin

Siren Ember: Spirits that lure sailors to the rocks they perch on, not actually fish or mermaids but bird and or harpy like beings, Greek in origin

Johnny’s just straight up bad luck

Danny's parents aren't all that excepting of the whole ya know being dead thing

They aren't horrible! It like they acknowledge that he's dead and they just decided to act like he isn't

Basically gaslighting themselves and him in an attempt for something normal

This all around a bad thing for Danny, the amount of stress and anxiety it puts him under is just bad

So he makes the first move and moves into the Ghost Zone permanently

Dropping out of school and only keeping in contact with Jazz, Tucker and Sam

During this his haunt just so happens to have naturally placed itself by Ember, Johnny and Kitty's haunts so he ends up hanging out with them more casually.

Eventually it’s like they’re siblings/found family

Ember teaches Danny the bass and they like to sing together

Johnny and Danny bond over bikes, what with Danny’s initially limited knowledge, and Johnny ends up teaching Danny how to ride a motorcycle

Kitty and Danny are absolute fashion geeks together, Kitty was the one to help Danny completely overhaul his wardrobe to fit him

At some point Ember suggests they start a band, Johnny and Danny are on board but Kitty isn’t about being on stage but she does agree to help with other things

The go through a random portal and pop out in Gotham, they set up base in a warehouse and get to working on how get a gig in this city

Dax Chill [Duke’s friend and actually the kid of Joe Chill who killed the Waynes, yes this is cannon] found this new band that’s going to debut as an introduction it Gotham on Saturday

The Flock [We are Robin] like to go out to shows sometimes so they all agree to take a day off and go see the new band “Embers & Dead Kids”

The shows amazing and the WaR are having so much fun just dancing and hanging out

The rest of the party also liked the show

But Duke’s eyes were only on the bassist of the band, and the youngest one who’s the The Flock’s age

The Flock ends up going to a lot of the shows the Dead Kids are in, quickly becoming fans of the band

DEADLIGHTS MASTERPOST, GENERAL NOTES, AO3

#millywrites #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc fanfic #danny x duke #duke x danny #danny fenton #duke thomas #dc #batman #signal #the signal #danny phantom #crossover #crossover ship #Spotify #rock star au #rock star!danny

[jmeestella]

The Deep, destiny, and kleb for the ask game

The Deep- favorite sad escene.

Right now I can only think of two:

1- When Varvatos is discovered to be the Traitor and is he's banished of the team (along with his sacrifice before his rescue) in 3Below ; When Krel yells at him about how he hurt everyone I was more tears than person 😭 my poor old man. The found family theme always hits me hard.

2- The end of TH. I thought about the bathtub scene, iconic, We were all traumatized after that, But I love how emotional the ending of TH was, It was a very satisfying ending for me. I hate when things end in "that was the last adventure, There will be no more", but this ending makes it clear to you that this is not the end, that there is much ahead, But it's not a completely happy ending, They won the war and it shows, but they lost many battles and it also shows, But they keep going, they don't think, they will become

😭😭😭

2- Destiny- Would I like to live in a world with magic?

It depends, having magic sounds like the coolest thing in the world, But I feel like it's the hardcore version of doing school math, chemistry and physics but only with bigger consequences (I almost failed them all in school in all their levels, If I had magic I would be a walking danger) And it would be even sadder for me 😂 I have many genius friends, I am sure I would be the only dumb ass who can't do anything. That, and I worry about people dumber than me or people who are violent using magic, the disaster sounds clear.

So yeah, Making the decision would take me days

Kleb- Random headcanon.

I am Mexican, And I can't help but look at Douxie and say: yes, he speaks Spanish and he was in Mexico at least once and he loved it.

I don't think he's an elitist of a single type of music, He enjoys, dances and sings every kind of music. So my real point is this: He is a fan of Luis Miguel, He knows all his songs and he sing them all very loudly.

I have seen that many of us want Barbara to adopt Douxie, but hear me out: He also being adopted by Claire's family. I imagine them singing together in Spanish and I think it's one of the most wholesome things I could ask for.

I attach here one song so that you can judge my headcanon for yourselves:

#tales of arcadia #toa #3below #toa wizards #trollhunters #varvatos vex #hisirdoux casperan #Douxie #toa headcanons #tales of arcadia headcanons #All toa characters are fans of Luis Miguel until they prove otherwise

[robininthelabyrinth]

Prompt: WWX and NHS's adventures in both children's storybook and adult porn publishing

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“It’s not that we lie,” Nie Huaisang explained to the very nice lady at the convention booth next to his. They’d both been placed at complete random by their publishers, or possibly the organizers of the literary convention they were attending; at any rate, not knowing someone had never stopped Nie Huaisang from pouring his sorrows into their ears. “It’s that no one ever believes us.”

“Oh?”

“I mean, look at me,” Nie Huaisang used his fan to gesture at himself. “I mean, really look at me. I’m soft. Round-faced. A bit chubby, even. Short. Harmless. Cheerful.”

“Well, of course you are, dear! Not, mind you, that those are anything bad to be.”

“They aren’t! Standing alone, I’m sure no one would judge me purely based on my looks – authors come in all shapes and sizes, wouldn’t you say…? But, you see, the problem is that I’ve shacked up with…him.”

Him being Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian was tall, dark, and rakish. He had a devilish smirk and swagger, and he looked like trouble.

He was trouble.

What he was not, however, was an author of pornography.

Unfortunately, everyone thought he was.

See, there’d been a fairly terrible mix-up at some point. Wei Wuxian had moved out of his home – there’d been a fairly complicated sequence of events which Nie Huaisang was no longer even trying to keep track of, which given his usual love for all sorts of terrible gossip was saying something – and ended up briefly in Yiling with a group of Wens in what was an even more complicated sequence of events, but long story short…really, honestly, this was the short version…he’d ended up getting his happy ending, true love and all.

(The true love, Nie Huaisang wanted to be clear, was not Nie Huaisang. This was something that was very important to make clear, on account of Lan Wangji – the true love in question – being exceptionally jealous and also rather viciously petty, albeit only in ways that Nie Huaisang would notice. They were childhood sandbox enemies, these things stuck around.)

Anyway, finding a happy ending didn’t necessarily excuse Wei Wuxian from having to make a living, so he’d decided to become employed. Only, see, for all of his talent and competence, Wei Wuxian actually wasn’t very good at the whole ‘daily work’ thing. He could work non-stop for three days, then sleep for a week, he could work wonders and be competent at everything, but with his problems with authority, quick mouth and quicker temper…well, he couldn’t keep a job.

Now, again, this wouldn’t necessarily seem to be a problem, as Wei Wuxian had grown up shoulder-to-shoulder with a wealthy family (Jiang Cheng might sulk all he’d like about some of the aforementioned not described complicated sequence of dramatics and all, but he’d probably shove an unlimited credit card and a new apartment into Wei Wuxian’s hand if Wei Wuxian would take it) and had also married a very wealthy husband (it wasn’t outside the realm of possibility for even casual acquaintances to have heard of Lan Wangji, actually, though usually under the name by which he was better known, ‘Hanguang-jun’), and he also had a fair set of wealthy friends – Nie Huaisang included – but apparently Wei Wuxian didn’t like the feeling of being a kept man.

(More fool him. Being a kept man was awesome…not that Nie Huaisang would know about that. The only person who kept him was his extremely long-suffering older brother.)

Anyway.

Long story short – too late, yes, but whatever – at any rate, when Nie Huaisang – who was an author of pornography, and an exceptionally good one, too, with a range that spanned the high-brow type that was traditionally known as erotica and the much more pedestrian smut that made up the majority of sales – went to go visit his dear friend Wei Wuxian, he found him telling stories to a bunch of fascinated little brats that he’d been babysitting. Having listened to them and thinking they were quite good, he suggested that Wei Wuxian take up a writing career similar to his own.

Only, you know, more kids and less porn.

Wei Wuxian had been doubtful, but he’d given it a shot, and the agent Nie Huaisang had introduced him to had gone from mildly bored to exceptionally enthusiastic upon reading the draft.

And that, really, was that.

…except for one little thing.

See, Wei Wuxian worked better with people around, and since his so-respectable husband had an actual job, that meant he needed someone else – someone, say, who kept similar hours to him, meaning sleeping late, staying up late, and not, say, waking up at ungodly hours of the morning every day because that was the routine they’d grown up with since childhood unlike some people.

(Lan Wangji. Nie Huaisang was talking about Lan Wangji. All the Lans, really, but Lan Xichen made up for his terrible waking habits by being perfect, so the problem clearly was with Lan Wangji.)

They’d ended up solving the problem by buying a penthouse duplex, where Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian lived on the bottom floor and Nie Huaisang on the top, and if Wei Wuxian slept with Lan Wangji at night he still spent most of his days with Nie Huaisang – it was a bit like having a part-time roommate, really, which was quite nice. Also, they’d tried it the other way around (meaning Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian at the top apartment, Nie Huaisang in the bottom one, not by mixing around who lived with whom) only there had been an awful lot of floor shaking if one got the drift.

Not that that’s relevant, just, you know, he was stating for the record.

(He was a porn author. He had to make sure these things got into the record.)

Anyway, and, really, he swore he was getting to the point this time, the main issue with that set up, really, was that most people one look at short round smiling Nie Huaisang and his roommate, lanky smirky bad boy Wei Wuxian, and made a snap decision as to which one of the two authors was which – and they were always, always wrong.

It would be one thing if it was just strangers, or maybe someone from the publishing house, or whatever…but the person putting together the dust covers for their books (a first for each of them: Nie Huaisang’s first officially published collection of erotic and filthy short stories, when before he’d mostly been working in magazines or online or whatnot, and Wei Wuxian’s colorfully animated children’s story about a little boy who was planted in the earth like a radish) had also made the same mistake. And people had continued to make that mistake right up until they’d put the wrong picture with the wrong book.

By the time anyone figured it out, the books had already been spread out in bookstores throughout the country, flying off the shelves – they were both very good at what they did – and that wasn’t counting the people who’d pre-ordered…well, long story short, it was too late to take it back.

People had expectations now.

“…and that,” Nie Huaisang concluded, “is why he signs for my books and I sign for his. You see?”

“I do indeed,” the nice lady said, nodding along gamely. “In fact, my own first publication was a bit of a comedy of errors as well – I really wasn’t expecting it.”

“What, really? You?” Nie Huaisang’s eyebrows arched. “But you’re – I mean, you’re famous! You’ve written so many books! You’re…you’re Jessica Fletcher!”

She smiled. “Oh, don’t you flatter me! I’m far too wise to that sort of thing. Anyway, it wasn’t just the first publication that’s been odd, it’s that I keep getting all wrapped up in all sorts of strange situations, time and time again, and sometimes I just like to lend a hand…oh, heavens, I’m getting distracted again! It must be contagious. Tell me, now – what was that you were saying earlier, about your roommate having once been friends with the victim?”

“Oh, Wen Ning? Well, see, that’s also a bit of a long story…”

Her nose wrinkled a little, involuntarily. “Make an effort,” she said dryly. “Keep it short.”

#mdzs #nie huaisang #wei wuxian #wangxian #crossover guest star #my fic #my fics

[sprnklersplashes]

oh my god literally forgot to do this anyway

jd & heather duke for the character ask game <3

under the cut bc long

jd

favorite thing about them: god he is my favourite type of villain. I am obsessed with when love turns to devotion and it turns to obsession and it turns to "I will burn the world just to dig you out of it". fuck yeeaaaah. and he's also hilarious

least favorite thing about them: the fact that he hurts veronica.

favorite line: "but the sky's gonna hurt when it falls, so you better start building some walls" bc I listened to freeze your brain for the first time in ages yesterday

brOTP: am I allowed to say claire? is that self-centered? but also jd+martha, writing them was one of my favourite parts of nbr. in another life they are 110% the best of friends.

OTP: jdronica. do I want them to be happy and hhealthy and completely in love? yes. do I want to watch them burn the world down? yes. and yes, that is the same joke I made when I did veronica. I'm unoriginal like that.

nOTP: don't have one

random headcanon: I feel I mostly have headcanons for nbr!verse jd but he and claire jokingly watch hallmark movies for the sole purpose of making fun of them

unpopular opinion: idk if this counts as unpopular but I feel like heathers fans have a tendency to erase his complexities by making him a "whiny emo asshole" with no bite. he is fundamentally a character driven by the emotions he's repressed for so long (rage at his dad, intense passion for the first person who makes him feel something ie. veronica) and that's why he is so dangerous.

song i associate with them: i mean, if we're talking nbr!jd then dear parents and family line. canon!jd... hoax by taylor swift.

heather duke

favorite thing about them: how post-chandler's death she takes zero shit. and yes, her talking down to jd because it's hilarious.

least favorite thing about them: less about 'her' and more about the writing but damn the musical short-changed her and I wish they'd shown more of her need for control and just overall made her more sympathetic.

favorite line: "This little twat, trying to steal my spot as third from the top of my high school!" and yes its from the la run from 11 years ago what about it. (she call veronica pretty in the same verse btw

brOTP: I like the idea of her building a more healthy friendship with mac post-canon. and also veronica.

OTP: don't massively ship her with anyone but..... dukesaw? dukesaw.

nOTP:

random headcanon: aromantic! aromantic! also-while this is primarily based on inez herself-kpop stan.

unpopular opinion: I don't think I have one.

song i associate with them: anti-hero by taylor swift

favourite picture of them:

wasn't gonna do the picture bc I thought I didn't have any but then I remembered this and omg! women! inez budd! also inez is probably my favourite duke and during nsua when I saw it she honestly felt joyful and it was a take I honestly love!

#sorry there's so little for duke I promise I do like her #also sorry in advance if the claire mentions do something for u moon #willofadeadgirl

[therealbattleangel]

Halloween Costumes - College!Dwayne Hoover x G!Reader

TW: Multiple mentions of NSFW but mainly fluff

(Requests Open !)

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Dwayne had never been that big of a fan of makeup. He didn’t care if other people wore it but he himself didn’t like the idea of wearing makeup. But that was before he met Y/N. It was freshman year of college English class where Y/N and Dwayne met. Dwayne had no friends yet as he was attending an out-of-state university. He walked in on the first day and sat beside a random girl who seemed to be in a similar situation. Little did he know that girl was the most interesting, caring and attractive person he ever met which leads him to now. 

It was Halloween and Y/N decided the perfect couple costume to do was Gomez and Morticia Addams from the Addams Family. It was their favorite movie ever and Y/N always talked about that when she was a kid, the idea of someone as obsessed with her as Gomez was with Morticia was very appealing to her. So it made a lot of sense. But it meant he had to wear eyeliner and let Y/N draw on a fake mustache like Gomez’s. While growing up, his little sister Olive desperately wanted to put makeup on him but he never let her. But with Y/N, it was different. He didn’t want to say no. For him, it meant he got to have his beautiful girlfriend sitting on his lap and he loved that idea. But he was still a bit scared of what having makeup felt like as a bunch of his female friends would always complain to him about what it felt like. 

“Okay so the eyeliner is first and then I’ll do the mustache. Now if anything starts hurting, tell me, okay?” Dwayne widened his eyes at what Y/N had just said. “Well, that makes me feel better,” he said sarcastically, causing Y/N to sigh. “I’m trying to make you feel better now, close your eyes.” Dwayne said a quiet “yes, ma’am” before slowly closing his eyes. Once the top eyeliner was done, Y/N quickly colored in his waterline which Dwayne was not a big fan of as it hurt like hell. But now it was onto the mustache which meant that Dwayne could finally open his eyes and look at her. 

As she began drawing, he admired her. She was so concentrated, it was adorable. When she was super focused, she would stick her tongue out of the corner of her mouth just a touch. She was doing it now. How did I ever get so lucky? He thought to himself. Suddenly, Y/N noticed his staring. “What? Is something wrong? Am I too close?” she said as she began to get up from his lap “no!” Dwayne said as he put his hands on her hips and pulled her back down, causing her to smile. “Okay, then what is it?” she asked. Dwayne shrugged “I was just admiring. Can I not admire my beautiful girlfriend?” Y/N laughed as she blushed. “Oh, Dwayne. I have never met someone who can so easily make me blush,” she said. “God. I don’t want anyone else seeing you all flustered. Or making you all flustered. That’s just for me,” he said as she went back to drawing the mustache. 

Eventually, she pulled away with a wide smile “Okay, you, my masterpiece, is complete,” she said before pulling him to the bathroom. When he saw them both in full costumes and makeup, standing side by side, he was happy. When he saw how bright Y/N was still smiling, he was even happier. He then turned to Y/N before smiling “I love you. God, I love you so much” he said as he went behind her, wrapping his arms around her waist, causing her to giggle. He then began kissing her neck which caused her to shake her head “no, no. We have to get to the party. Sexy time later. Also, no messing up the makeup.” Her statement made him laugh “Sexy times? What are you, three?” She then shrugged “maybe. Now party. Let’s go” she said as she grabbed Dwayne’s hand, trying to drag him out of the bathroom but Dwayne stood still. He then stuck his pinky finger out “as long as you pinky promise we will have sexy times after the party.” Y/N rolled her eyes “really? Pinky promise? What are you, three?” she then smiled. Dwayne shrugged before saying “maybe” in a mocking tone. Y/n laughed before she wrapped her pinky finger around his. He then smiled “then let’s go” he said as he pulled them both out the door and to the car, ready to win the best couple costume award and come back to the apartment for those promised “sexy times.”

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A/N: Hope you enjoyed this! In this, I aged up Dwayne Hoover as I do not write fanfiction about anyone younger than 18. I did not just age him up to sexualize him. Also, I apologize for those who doing know The Addams Family as it is an amazing movie so watch it if you haven’t before.

#paul dano #paul dano fanfic #paul dano imagines #paul dano x reader #dwayne hoover #dwayne hoover x reader #dwayne little miss sunshine #little miss sunshine #little miss sunshine dwayne #danonation #dwayne hoover paul dano

[oraclekleo]

Park Sung Hoon (Enhypen) Relationship Role Analysis based on Tarot Reading

Hello and welcome!

I’m Kleo and I’m here to present some k-pop related tarot readings to you.

Disclaimer:

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Reading Info:

Rating: 18+

Reading Type: Single - Couple

Requested: Yes - No

Deck: E. A. Poe

Spread: Relationship Role

Questions:

Friend

Boyfriend

Lover

Husband

One-Night-Stand

Full Name: Park Sung Hoon

Stage Name: Sunghoon

Group: Enhypen

Park Sung Hoon

(Sunghoon - Enhypen)

Deck: E. A. Poe

Spread: Relationship Role

Friend - 2 of Cups, IX The Hermit

When it comes to friendship, Sunghoon is a lovely person to turn to. He’s likely caring and affectionate towards his friends, his heart is warm and understanding. His friends can feel how he cherishes them and appreciates them. However, sometimes he might feel overwhelmed by the company. He’s popular with people and he’s sensitive and empathetic but at times he might need a little social detox to charge his batteries. When he vanishes from sight, it doesn’t mean he turned his back on his friends, it only means he needs time for himself in order to stay the trustworthy companion.

Boyfriend - XVIII The Moon, XIX The Sun

Dating might be a challenge for Sunghoon. He’s constantly balancing between giving his all to the relationship and keeping all his secrets for himself. His significant other might find it difficult. In one minute Sunghoon is open, chatty and cheerful, next second he shuts up and becomes secretive and distant again. Maybe it’s because of his celebrity status, he might be worried about revealing too much.

Lover - 6 of Swords, 2 of Pentacles

Lover Sunghoon would be balancing again. He’s busy with his schedules and it might be difficult for him to save time for passionate moments. When he does find a gap in his timetable, the lust and desire take over fast and completely. Sunghoon might see making love as a pleasurable leisure activity, his little escape from everyday routine. He will always try to make it special and as relaxed as possible.

Husband - Queen of Wands, 4 of Pentacles

In the marriage, Sunghoon is likely to take more of the mother role. He’s naturally caring, sensitive, affectionate and can handle more than one task at the time. He’s likely to bear all the family events, appointments and events in his head. Sunghoon is likely to be a sociable husband with friends and family coming often for a visit. He and his spouse would probably become the popular guests at parties. At the same time Sunghoon is great at managing family finances and will make sure that all bills are paid on time and neither his spouse or children will be spoiled.

One-Night-Stand - Page of Pentacles, XVII The Star

Sunghoon is not a fan of random love affairs. He’s likely to avoid them. It just doesn’t sound right or appealing to him. He needs to feel an emotional bond with his lover and have something in common with them. We also mentioned the trust issues he’s got and one night stand just seems like total foolishness to him, a major risk.

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Random's "The Super Mario Bros Movie" Review

My quick toughts on the fly weren't enough so his is a longer, more "serious" review.

Obviously, SPOILERS!

So let's start with the negatives since there are so few of them.

The pacing feels kind of rushed, sometimes we jump from scene to scene too quickly and the interactions between the characters are also a bit too fast (like Mario and Donkey Kong becoming friends so quickly in a "I saved you, you saved me" kind of thing). As a lot of people said: the movie really needed an extra 15 minutes.

Some of the characters are very plain, especially Toad. He is very underdeveloped compared to the others and only serves as the funny side character. There's no explanation about who he is or why he behaves that way (Nintendo fans will correctly guess he's Captain Toad, but an outside viewer might not get it). This doesn't mean I didn't like him, his comedic timing was good and never annoying and he never tried to steal the scene for a gag. Luigi comes close to having little characterization, but it's mostly because he didn't have a lot of screen time. We do get to see his relationship with his family and Mario, we get his personality quite well and he gets to be a hero by helping Mario at the end.

End of negatives. Yes just that, lol. Now the positives!

The plot. Even if very simple, it just works. It's a movie about the beginning of the Mario Bros adventures, they couldn't tell a completely different story without twisting everything. Plus it's a movie made by Illumination and we know their main target audience are kids and so they mostly focus on simpler plots and not very deep stories (unlike Dreamworks or Pixar for example). And since it's a movie about a 40 year old chracter, the movie has to appeal to more aged viewers as well. Everyone knows Mario games aren't so deep with lore (not counting the various RPGs and spinoffs, I'm only talking about the mainline games!).

The atmosphere is perfect. "Normal looking" (but never plain) in Brooklyn and "super bizarre" in the Mushroom Kingdom. There are a lot of things taken from the games, but even if they are never explained they don't feel out of place because the universe is so odd and everything feels so unnatural they make sense for themselves, even for someone not used to Mario things. The floating blocks? By themselves they would look out of place, but with everything going on, the question isn't "Why is that block floating?", but "Why wouldn't that block float?". And this goes for every "strange" thing we see.

The characters are well distinguished even if in a simple way. Mario and Luigi are the ones with the deepest characterization with their wholesome relationship and family problems. Peach is simpler, but it's ok it's that way because we don't know anything about her past, just that she came from the same place as the Bros and the Toads took her as their Princess. Bowser is quite funny: he's presented as a ruthless tyrant, but in his speech to his troops we learn that he stole the power star and they're heading to the Mushroom Kingdom because he wants to marry Peach. Even his own army can't believe it! The viewers go "What??" the same way as they do! Donkey and Cranky Kong have a simple but effective relationship as well with Cranky being embarassed by his boisterous vain son who's supposed to be the prince, but instead he just likes to show off.

References. As much as I don't like too many refences to things in movies here they work! If they aren't relevant to the plot, like the powerup blocks and Rainbow Road, they act as very good background props and they are never constantly shoved in your face. A lot of them are even very well hidden, so the movie is worth a rewatch to catch all of them.

And now some things I enjoyed!

The mario Bros sitting at the table with their family. I love how they made them so different, yet so similar. Dad being voiced by Charles Martinet is poetic.

The Blue Spiny Shell scene in general. I knew it was gonna happen, but still surprised me.

The Donkey Kong vs Mario scene was one of my favourite scenes. Animation, pacing and dialogue was perfect there!

Bowser and Kamek piano duet. "Jam with me." *underground theme* *coin sound*. It was so unexpected, lol. Also Bowser's practice wedding with Kamek. Basically all scenes with both of them.

Mario's training course was also one of my favourite scenes. Peach stuffing the mushroom in his mouth was funny. Mario throwing up in between shots of the montage was even funnier. Mario and Peach little talk after it was sweet too.

Luigi in the Dark World. Everything about this scene. The Luigi's Mansion references, the Dry Bones behaving like stock movie zombies and the surprise Shy Guys at the end. Not gonna lie, I was expecting some Boos too in the Fortress.

Bowser's ehm... passionate singing lol.

Totally unexpected, I called the swearing. But not in the Mario Kart part where I expected it. And just in the Italian dub, I suppose as I really haven't seen it mentioned for any other languages. Mario and Luigi swear once each (or Luigi swears twice, I can't remember now) with a nice placed "Are you fucking with me?". Yes the Mario Bros officialy said "fuck". Twice.

Lumalee. Dark humor at its finest. The funny thing is that he could easily fit trough the cages' bars, but he just didn't want to, lol.

And finally a couple of missed opportunities (in my opinion).

The 1-up mushrom. Maybe they could have made Mario eat one someway and then let Bowser defeat him in the final battle. Everyone is grieving the poor plumber, Bowser is gloating in his victory, but Mario comes back to life thanks to the 1-up he ate before. Too much for Illumination?

I still haven't understood why they replaced Toadsworth with a generic Toad. He could have explained something on why Peach became the Princess.

After this review, I think I'm gonna change my previous 8/10 with a 9/10 (because this time I took in account the Nintendo fan in me, lol).

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