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iisasarcasticlittleshite · 1 year

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We've created a Monster Pt.II

Diavolo laughed at the screen of his DDD, hurriedly gesturing for Barbatos to join him.

'Come see this, Barbatos, Lucifer just shared the most delightful video!'

'I'm sure it must be of great importance for you to neglect your paperwork, my lord.'

Sheepishly, Diavolo turned to screen toward him, presenting the still image of an envy demon dwarfing their powerless exchange student.

'Oh my, lord this image is far from amusing.'

'Trust me, just press play.'

So he did, and was very much not expecting what came next. 'I see, it seems MC has grown rather more capable than I gave them credit for.'

'According to Lucifer they were rather unbothered by the threat, he even called a family meeting to address the event and MC just...laughed them off?'

Barbatos couldn't help but smile. 'How remarkable, expected though. MC has seen demons far more frightening than a lesser envy demon.'

'That's what they said to the brothers, though Lucifer seems to find it far less amusing than we do.'

'I imagine, it is not the sort of scenario he would find at all pleasant. Threat to our young human cause him a great deal of unrest.'

Diavolo grinned a conspirator's smile. 'Just him?'

'...fair point.'

'Why are the incantations so long? I'm trying to light a candle not summon a hurricane.' MC huffed, slouching into the armchair with the grimoire laid open across her thighs. 'It's like a religious text.'

'Magic's way of making sure you mean to get what you're asking for.' Solomon's smile was beguiling, almost sweet, but not.

He's a menace, and no one knows that better than MC, who's been taking magical instruction for him for months.

The sorcerer crossed his legs, flipping through a new spell book MC brought over from Satan. 'So, I hear you had some fun at RAD this morning.'

MC rolled their eyes, reluctantly going back to memorising incantations. 'You too? Does the entire Devildom know about that by now?'

'I'd say so, everyone who matters at least. We haven't told Luke, poor thing would loose his mind if he had actual proof of how dangerous the devildom really is for you.'

'I'm not in any danger, you're starting to sound like Lucifer.' MC huffed. 'Next thing I know you'll be off on a lecture about my lack of self preservation and needing to be careful.'

'I would never, watching you get in trouble is my favourite pass time.' He winked teasingly, kicking his shows up on the coffee table. 'I am curious though, what was going through your head when he threatened you? I remember being a little intimidated the first time a demon tried to kill me.'

'I'm honestly surprised you remember your first anything anymore.'

'Don't change the subject.' Tutted Solomon with that congenial smile of his that was neither friendly nor threatening. 'What were you thinking?'

MC sighed, closing the grimoire and turning their attention to the plate of cookies Luke left for them. 'It was annoying, I went into RAD early to get ahead on a project I was supposed to be working on with Simeon. Could have expected that reaction when I told him Levi wears envy way better. That time he tried to kill me gave me nightmares for days.'

'...MC, how many times have those lunatics nearly killed you?'

'Pfft, you think I keep count? Between Beel's tantrums, Mammon's schemes and just existing in Lucifer's radius I nearly die at least twice a week. It was way more when I first met them though.'

Solomon had to resist the urge to gape. His sense of normal may be a few thousand years past twisted, but this is... odd even for him. A human this young should not be this comfortable with domestic danger, let alone love those who put them there.

Several, times, a week.

MC carries on eating their cookies happily, reaching for another one when their eye catches something on the table, half hidden behind a book, but that beastly silhouette is unmistakeable, and they immediately curl into the chair as though they've been burned.

Pitching a whine to alert the house, their wide eyes fixate on the eight legged monstrosity, arms coiled tight around themselves as their skin immediately begins to crawl and twitch as though being assaulted by hundreds of the tiny beasts.

'What?! What is...oh, hello there.'

Solomon is almost left a aghast all over again. Here sits the most desensitised human he's ever met (besides himself), curled up in a ball, over a spider.

Fair be it a decent sized spider, probably the size of his thumb, but a mere spider nonetheless.

'You looked a 20-foot snake in the eye, you take Cerberus for evening walks with Lucifer...' he trailed off, carefully nudging the arachnid into an empty glass and caging it with a book '...and you're afraid of a spider?'

'Fuckin' right I am! And I'm not going to justify it to you so get rid of it before I set you on fire!'

Solomon laughed, and laughed until he couldn't hold himself upright anymore, wiping a tear from his eye, but when next he looked up, MC was still staring at the spider, eyes so full of genuine terror and brimming with tears, he felt guilt strike him.

'This...genuinely frightens you, doesn't it?'

MC nodded, lip jutted in an involuntary pout, skin raised in goose bumps. 'I wish it didn't.'

'Alright, I'm sorry. I'll get rid of it.'

And he did, and made a point of making sure everyone knew about MC's phobia, and didn't make fun of them for it.

Was it ironic that someone who looked death in the eye and waved was afraid of spiders? Absolutely, but no one chooses fear over comfort, and MC has chosen to be brave one too many times for anyone to begrudge them one or two irrational fears.

#obey me x reader #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me undateables

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books-and-catears · 1 year

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Unravelling Solomon

(many spoilers for chap 11)

Some personal theories and trying to look at the story from Solomon's lens.

Let's state some canon things we have noticed in the story of both Obey me and Nightbringer.

MC is Solomon's one true soulmate/twin flame

Solomon took an instant liking to MC in the very beginning, calling it mere curiousity.

- I think he sensed a Kindred soul. Just like Thirteen says we both seem like 'cheerful idiots' at the very first glance. Wouldn't Solomon would be even quicker to detect a soul similar to his own?

Thirteen claims our soul sparkles the same way Solomon's used to, it still does the same but just a little different.

- Solomon has gone through some unspeakable trauma damaging his soul to that level. And he's hyper protective that MC doesn't go through the same.

Solomon's card: Threads of Fate. MC's first red string was connected to Solomon.

- Okay, this might be a big stretch but hear me out. We all know Solomon's magic is strong and mostly accurate even in its most experimental stage.

So when his powder of revealing soulmates ended up showing all of MC's bonds - it inadvertently showed the strongest first. The strongest bond between two most similar souls.

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Solomon's Obsession with Lucifer's Pact

Do you know who has consistently been a direct threat of MC's survival?

From the first dance, as he threatened MC while almost snapping their wrist in half to his most recent attempt on MC's life in the past - it has been Lucifer.

The Lucifer who would rather use his powers and hurt his own brother and an innocent angel just to exact his justice on a meddlesome human (cue the scene where MC protects Beel and Luke).

The Lucifer who doesn't hesitate to lose his head and attempt to destroy MC even though he noted how MC has been slowly and surely healing his brothers.

The same Lucifer who even now, tries to eliminate you as a threat even as his own brothers vouch for your integrity and you try to prove your good intentions.

Solomon watches helplessly as you constantly throw yourself at the mercy of this fallen angel.

In season 2, Solomon legit states that he would have stabbed Lucifer to save the three realms himself if it didn't upset you. Imagine how he must feel knowing you almost killed yourself to save this very demon - only to be hurt by this demon again.

Wherever Lucifer goes, his brothers tend to follow. He's the pillar holding the brothers together. Solomon knows the only way to keep Lucifer and some of his equally volatile brothers , he simply needs a pact with him.

What better way to ensure Humanity's safety, especially your safety, than to control the most probable cause of chaos?

But because he couldn't do that, so instead he started MC to be stronger in Magic, fortifying the defense on MC. Making sure MC can make the pacts to protect themself and humanity along with Solomon.

But still he knows, you're too kind for your own good and you don't have a heart cruel enough to give up on the demon brothers no matter what they do to you, so he still hopes to make the pacts himself so he can do what's necessary when things get worse.

.....

Solomon's Wrath and Request

Can you imagine how Solomon might have felt in the timeline where his MC was killed? The growing rage and guilt that it all happened so far away where he couldn't be there to save you? Barbatos had to merge the timelines for a reason.

Now imagine him seeing it all happen again, the fear in your eyes, your body frozen never even attempting to save yourself because you don't want to hurt the demons. But this time he's here - and he won't let it happen.

Do you know how much rage must bubble under his skin to reach up to this throat and peek through his never faltering smile?

The reason he begs and pleads you to choose humanity over the demons, it's only to make sure you're not caught in the wrong side of the war.

Of course he manipulates demons into pacts and acts shady around them, because look what happened to MC when all they did was be righteous, helping the brothers them the right way.

#obey me #obey me solomon #obey me theories #obey me angst

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mageofseven · 1 year

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Demon brothers and side characters react to Luke who has puppy crush on MC

Aww this is so cute~

However, I want to let you know that I will not be including any newer characters. I never finished the first game because I lost the login info a long while ago so I never got to read when characters like Raph and Thirteen(?) were added.

So just to clarify, I will only ever write for the Brothers and Former Undatables until such a time comes where the newer characters are in NB and I can get familiar with them.

But anyway! On with the post~

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Lucifer:

Is more or less unbothered by it.

I mean, little kids get crushes; it happens.

He's seen his brothers go through the same as kids in the celestial realm

So he expects no different from Luke.

His opinion remains the same even if Lucifer is dating MC.

He's a bit annoyed if Luke's puppy crush causes the boy to become a bit possessive of MC though.

Mammon:

Tries to pretend it doesn't bother him

But it does.

I mean, that kid is always hanging off of MC and following them around.

When can the Great Mammon just have time with his human and only his human?

If Mammon and MC are dating, you can bet he will be childish enough to fight the young angel for MC's time.

Not like real fighting, but definitely compete with the child.

Maybe even make a bet on who can convince MC to spend the most time with them in a week

Just to end up owing Luke a hefty amount of grimm.

Leviathan:

Is just plain bummed.

Not about Lukey crushing on MC, but because of him taking up so much of their time.

Even if he's dating MC, he won't get competitive with the kid for MC's time.

Boy just sulks.

Luckily, MC notices his sulking and makes an effort to even out their time between Luke and Levi, to the child's disappointment.

Basically, he dislikes Lukey having a crush on MC because it means he gets less time with MC.

Satan:

Like Lucifer, the fourth brother really isn't bothered by it.

At first.

After Luke starts making a habit of dragging MC away while they were spending time together, the wrath demon begins to lose his patience with the angel.

May or may not have threaten the little angel to stop this

Resulting in Luke crying to Simeon, Simeon going to Lucifer, and Satan getting stuck in Lucifer's study while being lectured by the two older men.

Him threatening Luke is more likely if he's dating MC, but even if Satan isn't dating MC, there's still a chance .

It's not the best response to a little boy having his first crush, but hey, this is the Avatar of Wrath we're talking about.

He could have done much worse.

Asmodeus:

Oh Asmo thinks its just so adorable.

I mean, Lukey baby has a crush!

Regardless of whether Asmo is dating MC or not, he won't be upset that they're who Luke likes.

Because of course that sweet angel has a crush on his Dolly! Who wouldn't?

Acts the same as always

Though might be a teensy bit more jealous than he shows if Luke is spending more time with MC than he is.

But its fine! He just joins the two with whatever they are doing.

It bugs Lukey, but MC is happy spending time with them both so it's all good.

Beelzebub:

Honestly took a bit for this man to even realize Luke was crushing on MC.

More likely than not, he finds it out from hearing his other brothers complain about it.

Finds it cute, but doesn't gush about it like Asmo.

Misses spending time with MC as much as he used, but understands why Lukey wants to spend more time with them now.

Sometimes, he will hang out with both of them, but he doesn't force it like Asmo does.

Overall just kinda accepts thats this is how things are for now

And honestly enjoys seeing how happy spending time with MC makes Luke and seeing him practically hang from their arm with a big smile.

The little angel is happy and MC enjoys spending time with him.

That's all that matters to this big guy.

Unlike with the other brothers, Beel's feelings on the situation don't change if he's dating MC.

If his Muffin is happy then he's happy. Simple.

Belphegor:

Okay listen here, you little chihuahua--

Belphie is not a fan of Luke's newfound crush on MC

Especially since he feels the need to wake him and MC up to see if MC will bake with him.

He's done this more than once and this sleepy grump hates it.

If he's dating MC, Belphie hates it even more.

Like ya, ya , puppy crush, right.

How about choosing a different person to crush on?

Unlike Satan, Belphie doesn't threaten the angel; he's just pretty dismissive of him.

"Can MC--" No.

Him and MC get into some arguments about it.

Overall, Belphie's just a big grump about it.

Diavolo:

Like Asmo, finds Luke's crush on MC to be cute.

All kids develop a crush at some point

And with how good MC is with him, it was almost inevitable.

The human is always up for baking with him and listening to him when he learns something new or finds something that her likes.

Not to mention that MC just has a knack of making people feel special, regardless of whether they are an angel, demon, or human.

Overall, not bothered by it in the slightest.

Even if Dia and MC were dating, he still wouldn't mind how often the little boy is dragging them by the hand and filling up their time.

Dia himself is always busy with work so if anything, this man is grateful that the sweet angel is spending so much time with his Queen while he himself can't.

Overall, Dia finds Luke crush on MC to be cute and hopes the two have fun while he works.

Barbatos:

Was quick to notice Luke's little crush.

With that realization came a smile, but otherwise, the butler gave it very little thought.

Afterall, that is Luke's business and not his.

If Barb and MC are dating then the answer is similar to Dia's.

This busy man is just glad his Love is enjoying their time Luke.

Solomon:

Oh this man could tell. Luke wasn't exactly discreet with his crush.

I mean, no child is really discreet when they are crushing on someone.

Plus, he noticed how frequent Luke would join him and MC when they hung out.

Ah childhood.

It's been so long that this wizard couldn't remember much of his own childhood, but he enjoyed watching Luke experience his.

Will lightly tease Luke about it every now and then, but overall is just glad that his little angel friend is happy.

Solomon's view doesn't change, regardless of whether he and MC are dating.

It's just an innocent crush after all.

Simeon:

This man figured it out on his own

But it still meant a lot to him when Luke told him.

Luke told him that he wishes he could marry MC when he's older, but was sad that MC probably won't live long enough to see him him become a grown up.

Simeon comforted the child and told him that was all the more reason to treasure his friendship with the human now.

If Simeon is dating MC, he'll feel a bit awkward about the smaller angel's crush.

I mean, his relationship with MC is a secret after all.

Honestly, he's just worried that if the little boy found out that he'd feel betrayed that his guardian was dating his crush without telling him

But Simeon had to keep it a secret. From everyone. It was the only way to keep MC safe and without drawing the eyes of the Celestial realm upon them.

#obey me #obey me otome #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me simeon

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sweetbrier2908 · 3 months

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my headcanon about "who fell first who fell harder" (demon bros)

so this is the first version i came up with (btw i did plan to write about 500 words for each headcanon but i gave up after writing mammon's and satan's)

lucifer: they fell first he fell harder

mammon: he fell first and harder

levi: they fell first he fell harder

satan: they fell first and both fell hard

asmo: he fell first and harder

beel: they fell first and both fell hard

belphie: he fell first and harder

and this is what i most agree with after reading a tweet explaining this trope and a long long long chat with myself inside my head:

https://x.com/absolutesilly/status/1648056142403338241?s=46&t=WI8jE12Tt_tbQ_NQiMyKhg

lucifer: they fell first he fell harder (when he realized that he was in love with the human yes the human he had threatened multi times and nearly killed twice, he was surprised and not surprised at the same time, i mean he must have had sensed this for a while but it really shocked him somehow because he did the exact same thing he hoped his brothers wouldn't do - making a pact with a human. they're family, remember? and he also realized that the reason he wanted to sign his life to this human is because he loved them! isn't it a fucking shocking truth to such a pride demon whose sister get killed because loving a human?)

mammon: he fell first and harder (i feel like they're both likely to fall in love at the same time but mc do realize that they're in love with mammon, and one day mammon just like fuck i love them i don't want to lose them *yes, im mentioning lesson 16 incident*)

levi: they fell first he fell harder (i read on tumblr that someone said levi fell face first in the exact hole mammon made when he had fallen, it's so true, it's like the best interpretion of their dynamic, levi just like oh shit im a normie now)

satan: he fell first and they fell harder (yes, from "they fell first and they both fell hard" to this is wild, isn't it but let me explain. i feel like satan did fell first maybe he fell in love with mc the moment mc let him play his detective game *true detective kind of murder case to be precise*, man is the kind to fall in love over simple thing like that, he appreciates kind and small acts. and mc may fell harder not too long after that because they saw the soft and gentle side of satan and boom, isn't him always this soft? isn't him always this pretty? how could i not realize it up til now?)

asmo: they fell first and he fell harder (why? you may ask but im thinking that asmo has an ability to realize and compliment people's charm so maybe he realize mc's charm, mc's good trait and do you guys fall in love with the people who praise you because i do, so this might lead to mc falling first and then after that night before mc leaving asmo was drunk and wasted and suddenly realize that he was not the person he love the most anymore)

beel: he fell first they fell harder (despite being super oblivious sometimes, beel is still a very sensitive and gentle guy. i mean look at the whole forging a pact with beel arc, look at how he treated luke and mc and then the whole making pact scene like omg he was so so so soft and he knew from the start that he loves mc's food and the food taste better with mc and he wants to have meal with mc everyday. and mc may think he treats everyone the same way he treates mc, and then after some point they were starting to try hard to prove that they're the one for beel, without knowing that he had fallen for them)

belphie: he fell first and they fell harder (i just can't imagine mc falling first for belphie, i mean he killed them remember??? still, i think that belphie did fall for them first while being locked in the attic them through their interaction and conversation but he brushed them all off because this was to supposed to be his revenge!!! but after finding mc was lilith's descendant, he embraced all his love for them without hesitation. and then we have mc who slowly realize he's just a spoiled traumatized little brat).

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me headcanon #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #who fell first who fell harder #i love writing this #obey me shall we date

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absolutepokemontrash · 1 year

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A Very Lovecraftian Exchange Student

Chapter 7

Last we left off, MC had reformed after the forcible goo-ing courtesy of Lucifer, and we saw Asmo have a bit of a self loathing moment, and now, we have the group retreat to look forward to! Yay!

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“I apologize for my behaviour last night, MC.”

Lucifer Morningstar loathed to apologize. His pride would wrap around his mind and constrict his thoughts to an almost painful degree whenever the mere idea of admitting wrongdoing entered his head. It was more than just his pride, however, that caused Lucifer’s aversion to the action.

He was a demon, a high ranking one at that, and did not make mistakes often. Lucifer did not apologize for no reason, and for the idea to apologize to enter his head would be to acknowledge that he had actually done something wrong…

His brothers knew this, and knew this well. They had become used to Lucifer’s way of apologizing.

Their favourite food being made, an item they wanted placed on their end table, that was how Lucifer made his regret for his actions known. Verbal apologies were rare to the point where Satan would joke about getting it on video and charging people to watch it.

But he couldn’t just brush this particular incident away with a plate of cut fruit. He had disgraced Diavolo, and nearly killed two of the exchange students.

…and scared the shit out of Beel, which Lucifer thought should be a crime in itself.

“Oh, I forgive you, Lucifer.” MC said with a sunny smile, before turning back to the bacon and eggs they were frying on a massive pan in the kitchen. It smelled heavenly, Lucifer had to admit, but how the hell had this thing learned to cook?! “How do you like your eggs? Or are you a pancake person?”

“I…” Lucifer’s eloquence seemed to leak out of his head as the human began to hum a happy little tune to themselves. His eyes darted to his normal breakfast, his beloved coffee that was slowly dripping out of the machine, then back to the massive bowl of bacon MC was adding to.

“I am glad you’re not too perturbed by last night’s events, MC. You must allow me to make it up to you sometime, my behaviour was unacceptable-“

“Ooo, or are you a French toast person?”

“Yes I do enjoy French toast but-“ Lucifer narrowed his eyes. “Why are you not more upset?”

“What do you mean?” MC cracked another egg. “It’s like what happened with me and Levi but in reverse. I threatened you, and you responded. Everyone’s fine, I’m fine, Luke is fine, you’re fine, that strange book you were freaking out over is fine as well. Now we can have breakfast.”

“…that’s it?!”

“Yes. Do you want chocolate chips in your pancakes, Lucifer?”

Lucifer Morningstar loathed to apologize, but there was one thing he had begun to loathe more.

The exchange student.

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“Oh Mammon! This is so exciting!” MC squealed as they plopped a giant suitcase onto their bed and began to pile their belongings inside. “I’ve never been on a group retreat before! It sounds like so much fun!”

“Eh…” Mammon lay on the carpet looking up at the ceiling, completely unbothered. “They’re nothin’ special. S’basically a sleepover with a buncha people ya gotta pretend to get along with.”

“How novel!” MC said with an excited clap of their hands. “I won’t even have to pretend to get along with anyone! I think everyone is quite fine with me as of right now!”

Mammon looked over at MC and gave them a wince that quickly (and unsuccessfully) morphed into a somewhat supportive smile. “You uh… you get em’ tiger.”

“Thank you, Mammon! You ‘get em’ too!”

“I’m coming in because I have things to say!” The door to MC’s room burst open, Levi stood on the other side. “Stand to attention!”

MC quickly straightened their posture and happily saluted the demon at the doorway, Mammon on the other hand remained on the floor and raised an eyebrow.

“I’m not one of your lackies, Levi.”

“Oh but Mammon!” MC gasped. “Grand Admiral Levi is such a rare sight!”

“Aaaaaand now he’s gone…” MC watched with a pout as Levi visibly deflated at Mammon’s complete dismissal of the third born’s authoritative entrance. “So uh… we’re going on that group retreat and stuff so uh…”

“Yes! Isn’t it exciting?”

“No! No way!” Levi gaped in disbelief at MC’s visible excitement. “This is an introvert’s worst nightmare!”

“What’s an introvert’s worst nightmare?” Beel appeared in the doorway behind Levi, then gently shouldered his way into the room. “Hi MC, hi Mammon, hi Levi, do any of you have snacks?”

“Oh of course!” MC dug through their suitcase (which most definitely would not be able to close) and threw an entire case of Oreos at Beel. “Enjoy!”

“Thank you.”

“P-pay attention to me!” Levi waved his arms and plopped down on the floor next to Mammon. “I’m enlisting all of you-“

“Cant get me to join the Navy again, Levi. We all remember the cannon incident.”

Beel nodded incredibly seriously at Mammon’s words. “We don’t talk about the cannon incident.”

“Not that kind of enlistment, stupid Mammon!” Levi huffed. “I’m trying to say that since we’re all pacted to MC, I’m going to follow at least one of you around at all times so no one I don’t want to talk to tries to speak with me!”

“But Levi,” MC furrowed their brows in confusion. “Talking to new people is so wonderful!”

“No it’s nooooooot!” Levi whined, flopping backwards onto the carpet. “Maybe for a normie extrovert like you, but an otaku like me finds socializing absolutely tortuous!”

Levi then let out a sad sigh. “My only real friend is Henry 2.0…”

“Oh come on, don’t be too hard on yourself, Lev.” Mammon said, rolling onto his stomach and propping up his head with his hands. “Your snake loved ya too~”

“BEFORE HE RAN AWAY!” Levi cried out, curling into a ball and beginning to make various whining sounds without actually crying.

“Oh boy…” Beel murmured. “Mammon, why did you have to bring up the snake..?”

“I was just tryin’ to cheer him up!”

“Oh… come here.” MC gently sat down next to Levi and pulled him into a hug. A very tight hug. “Here, use this intense expression of love and affection to feel better.”

The other two brothers could only watch in vague amusement as Levi attempted to squirm out of the hug as a deep red blush spread across his face.

“Normie affection! Normie affection! G-get back!”

“There! All better!” MC let Levi go with a sweet little smile. “We’ll take care of you on the retreat, Levi.”

A knock at the door brought everyone’s attention to Satan, who stood with his suitcase at his side. “Are you all coming, or not? We’re going to be late at this rate.”

“Geez, Satan,” Mammon got up off the floor with a roll of his eyes. “You’re startin’ to sound like Lucifer with all the ‘we’re gonna be late’ talk.”

“I’m sorry, I’m starting to sound like whom?!”

Mammon, Levi, and Beel all froze at the snarl that left Satan’s lips. MC looked between the four of them, then fully turned their attention to Satan. Whisps of green smoke leaked out of Satan’s twitching fingers as his lip curled into a sneer. MC only smiled.

“Mammon said you’re starting to sound like-“

“AH AH AH!” Both Mammon and Levi darted towards MC, quick as lighting, and slapped their hands over their mouth.

“Nah-nothin! Satan! Ya sound like yourself! Only yourself!” Mammon sputtered, a nervous smile on his face as sweat had begun to pool on his brow. Levi aggressively nodded in response, an equally horrified smile turning up his features.

“Yeah! Yeah! Just you, Satan! You sound like you!”

MC frowned in confusion, then began to slowly move their mouth to a more open location on their human body. Their neck would work, right?

“No, they said you sound like-“

“AGH!!” Levi shrieked and covered the mouth that had moved onto MC’s neck with his free hand.

“I’m trying to spea-“

The moment MC moved their mouth to the other side of their neck, Mammon slammed his free hand down on top of it.

“You heard it here, Satan!” Mammon said quickly. “You’re you! We’ll be down in a sec!”

Satan’s eyes narrowed, but the smoke at his fingertips dissipated and his eyes returned to a gentle blue. “Fine.”

And with that, Satan vanished, and the remaining brothers let out a sigh of relief.

“You shouldn’t do that, MC.”

“Do what?” MC moved their mouth to the uncovered centre of their neck and looked over at Beel.

“Compare Satan to Lucifer, he doesn’t like that.”

“Doesn’t like that is an understatement…” Mammon grumbled, removing his hands from MC, only to see that the spot under their nose where their mouth would normally be was completely blank. “M-MC, could ya..?”

“Oh! Of course!” MC moved their mouth back to its normal place. “Why doesn’t Satan like being compared to Lucifer, though? He’s so… emotion making…”

The wistful sigh that escaped MC’s lips caused the three brothers to exchange a few confused glances, before turning back to the exchange student properly.

“We should… go downstairs.” Levi mumbled.

Beel nodded in agreement. “Yeah…”

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MC watched Satan look over at the clock that hung on the wall, then back down at his DDD, the exchange student then watched Lucifer do the exact same thing.

“Where is Asmodeus?!” Lucifer growled, looking down the hall towards Asmo’s room.

“Can we leave him behind?” Mammon asked, leaning on his suitcase with a grin. Lucifer shot him a warning glare before turning back to the clock.

“No.”

“Awww, boo.” Mammon said with a pout. MC patted him on the shoulder.

“Maybe Asmo is-“

“Helloooooooo darlings~!” Asmo, chipper as ever, came skipping down the halls pulling three bright pink suitcases behind him. “Rejoice! Your Asmo is here~!”

“Why… why do you have so much luggage..?” Satan was slackjawed and staring dumbly at the nearly overflowing suitcases that Asmo was tugging out the door.

“Satan, some of us like to look good,” Asmo cast a quick, almost disdainful glance over at MC, before stiffening and smirking. “And I packed light. Just think, three days and two nights with only three suitcases worth of things… I’m practically roughing it out here!”

“This doesn’t matter!” Lucifer stormed forward and held open the door, beckoning for everyone to get their things together and get out. “If we’re going to have even the slightest chance of beating the angels and Solomon to Diavolo’s castle, we need to pick up the pace!”

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“I don’t think Asmodeus likes me.”

Simeon turned and tilted his head, a polite, but strained smile on his face. “Wh-why do you say that, MC?”

“He’s told me himself, several times today.”

After arriving at the castle (before the angels, much to Lucifer’s joy.) the roommate assignments had been given out, and to the Avatar of Lust’s visible dismay, he had been assigned to room with MC. Simeon had as well, and while he made a smile that looked like he was muscling through a scream, he hadn’t made his possible displeasure verbally known.

MC wasn’t terribly sure what they had done to earn Asmo’s ire. The exchange student thought that the demon was quite interesting, and very pretty, but Asmodeus didn’t seem to want to keep MC’s company.

“I think Asmodeus is just… getting used to things.” Simeon said with a shaky chuckle. “As am… as am I.”

“Ohhhh, do you think it has something to do with my me-ness?”

“Perhaps…” Simeon’s gaze shifted over to Luke, who was standing next to Diavolo as the demon prince jabbered about a particular painting of the Celestial Realm. “It is a little unnerving to find out that one of the exchange students isn’t a human, demon, or angel- no offence, MC.”

“Oh! None taken!” MC said with their usual sunny smile. “I’ve been told I’m horrific to look at sometimes.”

“By whom-“

“By Asmo. Earlier today.”

“Ah…” the angel’s gaze then shifted to the Avatar of Lust, who was chatting up some of the living paintings and seemed to be actively fishing for compliments. “Maybe with a little bit of work we could curb Asmo’s attitude.”

“You think?” MC asked with a tilt of their head. “Do you think he’ll be my friend and like me after?”

“Well, considering you have pacts with three of his brothers, you have some charm,” Simeon said with a gentle nudge. “I bet you two will be the best of friends when this is all over.”

“Really?!”

“Sure!”

“I’m going to go talk to him right now then!”

“Wait what-“

“Thanks, Simeon!”

“You physically repulse me.”

Asmo’s eyes bore straight into where MC assumed their soul must be. The Avatar of Lust had very unique eyes, MC had to note. His irises shifted and swirled with all the colours of what the exchange student had imagined a sunset would look like, and yet, despite the undeniable beauty, those wondrous eyes were filled with nothing but contempt.

“Yes, I’m aware.” MC said, still smiling. “I’d just like to know why so we can be friends.”

The demon let out a shrill peal of mocking laughter, and raised a delicate hand to cover his mouth. MC wondered if they should laugh along as well, but something in the demon’s tone stopped them. Laughter was usually a joyous sound, was it not?

The sound of Levi’s cheers mixed with disbelieving, breathy laughter after winning a game, Mammon’s sudden bouts of hysterical laughter that were usually accompanied with a fist slamming on a table or desk, to even Beel’s quiet chuckles, each sound was like music to MC’s ears. Yet, this sound felt distinctly sour, and wrong, like he was laughing at the scene of an accident.

“Friends?!” Asmo gasped in disbelief. “You think I’d ever want to be friends with something like you?”

Another smattering of cruel giggles scraped against the walls of MC’s all-too human ears, and they winced. They thought for a moment that they should tell the demon that his laugh wasn’t too pleasant to listen to, but quickly decided against it.

“Is this about what happened with Levi?” MC asked, clasping their hands behind their back and trying to keep their nice smile on their face. “Because we’ve all moved on since then. Levi and I are quite good friends now, he taught me how to play God of War, and this cute game called-“

“Oh, no. This isn’t about Levi.” A smirk slithered its way across Asmo’s face, and as MC looked into his eyes again, they felt almost… nauseous. They felt like every minute aspect of themselves was being… scanned. Evaluated.

Judged.

And MC was failing that assessment.

“This is squarely about you, MC.” The way Asmo said the name that he himself had bestowed upon MC made the exchange student shudder. The way he twisted the normally pleasant sound of their name into what could only be described as a verbal expression of visceral disgust was enough to make MC want to turn and run.

They couldn’t tell if this was a threat or not. Mere words shouldn’t hurt them, they weren’t being physically attacked so why was their body responding in such a manner? Why did they feel something twist in their gut? Why did they feel sweat begin to pool on their brow?

“I’ve seen what you really are.” Asmo said with a smile. “No amount of shifting and warping your appearance can change that.”

“What do you… mean?”

“You’re a hideous,”

Asmo poked MC in the chest.

“Grotesque,”

Another poke.

“Monstrous,”

He grabbed the front of their uniform.

“Disgusting creature who’s masquerading as something passable.” His gaze hardened as he looked into MC’s wide, shocked eyes. He stared for a moment, then another, then another. For just a second, MC wondered if he was even looking at them, or rather, his own reflection in the whites of MC’s eyes. “You’ll always be a monster, you can only hide it so much.”

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MC wandered the halls of the castle that night, staring up at paintings and the intricate carvings on the tops of the walls. Their mind began to wander to what Asmo had said.

A hideous, grotesque, monstrous, disgusting creature….

That wasn’t what MC was! Not to them! They were just themselves! They had always just been themselves. They weren’t a monster any more than Asmo was a monster.

They looked up at one of the paintings that hung in a gilded gold frame in the throne room. A picture of a man and a woman, they both looked a little like Diavolo, the woman had his red hair, the man had his golden eyes…

“What do you think you’re doing, MC?”

The exchange student froze. Their eyes flicked to the left of them, where they saw a figure in the doorway to the room.

The faint light coming in from the hallway behind him obscured most of his features, but MC knew that pose and posture.

“Barbatos,” they said, turning to face him with a polite smile. “Hello!”

The demon slowly inclined his head towards the painting, and took a step forward that was so quiet and measured that MC was almost sure he was floating. “You didn’t answer my question.”

“I was just looking,” MC replied, their gaze flicking back to the painting for a moment, before fully turning to Barbatos. “Who are they?”

The butler came to a stop next to the exchange student, looking down on them with a blank stare. Studying them.

He then smiled.

“Why do you want to know?”

“I’m curious.”

“Curiosity killed the cat.”

“I’m not a cat.” MC answered back.

“So you’re spurred onward by the mere possibility of gaining new information, hm?”

MC nodded. “I like learning new things. I want to learn everything I can about this world I’ve stumbled into.”

For a moment, the demon’s eyes flashed yellow, and a more genuine smile cracked through the mask of politeness Barbatos seemed to always wear. But just as quickly as it had appeared, it vanished.

“You’re very odd, MC.”

“Yeah, I’ve been told.”

“Even if you were a human, you’d be odd to me.” Barbatos began. “I sense Mammon’s sin on you. My sin.”

“Really?” MC blinked a few times, then looked down at their open palms. “I don’t feel anything…”

“Most don’t,” Barbatos explained, a light chuckle on the edge of his voice. “But I also sense something else.”

“What?”

“Lust.” Barbatos turned towards the paintings, his eyes scanning each and every one, like he was trying to count out the brushstrokes it must’ve taken to bring each painting to its perfect completion. “And Gluttony. You hunger for things, don’t you, MC?”

“Hm… maybe? I’m not sure, Barbatos.”

“You lust for knowledge, you’re spurred on by your desire for information, and most of all,” the butler’s eyes flicked back to them. “You crave companionship.”

MC opened their mouth to respond, but no words left their lips.

He was right.

MC was lonely.

Disgustingly lonely.

They had been their entire life.

They wanted friends. They desired the love they had seen in snippets from others. They craved to be let into the warm embrace of what Beel had explained as family. They didn’t want to be an outsider gazing in through a window, they wanted to be in the thick of it. Learn about every painfully human, angelic, and demonic emotion, feel each and every one course through their veins as easily as blood. They craved it all.

“Do you crave companionship, Barbatos?”

The butler did not reply for a moment, and the Devildom seemed to go still. MC could hear faint shifting beneath the floors, distant pattering in far off hallways, and the sound of a tree branch tapping against a window, but no sound from the demon next to them.

Until finally, they heard him take a breath. “I haven’t in a very long time.”

“When did you stop?”

“When I met Diavolo.” Barbatos said, his voice as measured, and calm as ever. “He asked me to stay with him and be his butler. His companion. And I said yes. I never hungered for company, or feared the lack of it again.”

“Oh…” MC tapped their cheek with one of their fingers. “When will I… when will I stop feeling lonely? Will I stop being scared of loneliness sometime?”

“Everyone is different, MC,” Barbatos explained. “But from how you seem to be progressing,”

He looked over at them, his stare was much more gentle than Asmo’s had been. A careful, soft little once-over, before a faint smile came to his lips.

“You won’t be lonely for much longer.”

The butler turned to leave, and MC looked back at the painting. “You never told me who these two were!”

“The king and queen.”

“Diavolo’s mother and father?” MC asked. “Where are they? Are they here?”

Barbatos stopped walking for a moment, and MC watched as he seemed to take a deep breath before speaking. “Let’s just say… Diavolo may have once been as lonely as you, MC.”

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Author’s note

Yeah I have no excuse once again. School and sleep called to me like the song of a siren and I am weak willed and obeyed.

I do love me some mean girl Asmo though,,,, look at my man, projecting like that, girlie, go to therapy. Let me know what you guys thought in the tags or replies! Or you could shoot me an ask!

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misc-obeyme · 17 days

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LONG RANT/WORD VOMIT! So demons and angels are naturally taller than humans right? Luke is only ten and he's around the same height as the average human (5'0-5'5) I would be a little salty if I was only three above Luke's height. (5'8)

Also them calling Luke fido. Like no, he's not short, your just tall asf. I would threaten to go to purgatory hall or the castle if they keep calling me short or worse (in their eyes) sleep in Solomons room!

However many times they call me short over the week is how many nights/hours I'm spending with Solomon and or sleeping in his room. Punishments need rewards though, right?

Beel is the brother getting rewarded the most with new food, and me cooking for him whenever he wants. I can even go to the gym with him and help him with his flexibility. (People saying demons are less flexible than humans is my life).

However castle residents are also constantly getting treats. Barbatos has a errand boy, food tester, a kitchen helper and an exterminator who helps get rid of rats.

Diavolo has someone to keep him company while he works. Maybe I drew him a tattoo design I think he should get. Maybe I got him hair clips. Who knows!

Simeon and Luke are rewarded for sheltering me (keeping the brothers away from purgatory hall)

Bows for barb

Ah, well, there is much debate about the heights. But there are no canon heights, so you get to imagine them as tall or short as you like! I think the only thing is that Luke is obviously shorter than the others, but actual numbers are up for interpretation.

I think you probably wouldn't need to do all that for too long. The brothers like to make fun of Luke for more than just his height - I think they consider him to be Chihuahua-esque in personality as well lol.

But I can't imagine they'd keep calling you short if you didn't like it. And they wouldn't like it even more if it resulted in you just leaving. I'm pretty sure they'd learn not to do that pretty quickly!

Though Beel is such a good boy in general, I think you could come up with all kinds of reasons to give him food or cook for him or bring him to the gym~

Of course Barbatos would be happy to have you help in any capacity.

Awww Diavolo totally needs company while he works. I think about MC hanging out with Lucifer a lot, but Diavolo probably needs company even more while doing piles of paperwork.

I think Simeon and Luke would also be thrilled to have you around, even if you do sleep in Solomon's room lol. They'll happily help keep the brothers away as needed.

#especially Luke in the beginning lol #I can see Simeon being like you should sort out your differences or some such thing #but he's just saying that for appearances #he thinks it's really funny #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me luke #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me beelzebub #bows for barb anon #misc answers

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punishme85 · 8 months

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How They Would React To You Telling Them You Were Pregnant - Hoping & Trying - Excluding Luke

Lucifer

- This man would be overjoyed! He would be so happy, he might cry if he is alone with you but only you.

- He would have done his research prior, made sure you and him had everything ready just in case.

- Would spoil you rotten and this man would be so excited to go baby shopping. Clothes, crib, change table. Everything you would need and more.

- He would insist on trying to put everything together himself, instructions be damned! This man would be able to handle them without a problem.

- Stuffie? He would buy a miniature Cerberus stuffie, only to second guess himself. The fight would be on because he wants cerberus sleeping in the nursery.

- Sex? This man will be so gentle it will piss you off. The doctor would have to remind him that sex is normal during pregnancy but he will be gentle.

- Thinks you're cute pregnant, will want you pregnant more often.

- Protective? Absolutely! No one would be able to get anywhere near you! This man would be terrifying in full protection mode!

- Appointments and classes would be booked by him and you will never be late.

- When your water breaks? This man is calm and collected, will drive you safely to the hospital and had the car ready a month prior!

- During the birth he would be a damn good coach, supportive, ready for anything. When the baby first cries, he will most likely shed a year or two but threaten the staff!

- After the birth you will fight with him to hold your own baby. This man will spoil them rotten like no other.

- When baby is old enough, you will have to be the disciplinarian because this man will be wrapped around their little finger! Soft Luci!

- ITS A BOY! He will grow up with manners, respect and decency but have a michevious streak in him! He could get away with murder because everyone is too scared of his daddy.

- ITS A GIRL! She will be prim and proper, a little princess who has daddy wrapped around her finger. She will be the darling of the Devildom.

Mammon

- This man will be over the moon! Hooting and hollering and completely rubbing it in everyone's faces.

- He will have asked you a million questions and gone to Lucifer for help about how to raise a baby. He will think he is prepared, he is not!

- He will also spoil you and the baby rotten, this man will not let a price tag get in his way! If he wants you or the baby to have it, you will have it!

- Putting the furniture together will be on you. Mammon does not do well with most instructions and so he will either go to you or Lucifer for help.

- Stuffie? He would buy an entire zoo of stuffies! Any stuffie he thinks is cute, it's rhe babies!

- Sex? Absolutely! That's the one thing he will always remember through your pregnancy!

- Can't get enough of you when you're pregnant, he will think you're even more gorgeous than usual.

- Protective? Extremely protective, so protective that he won't let you go anywhere without him and a few brothers at all times.

- Appointments and classes, you'll have to book and remind him almost daily, then a few times the same day. You might be late to these though.

- When your water break? This man is more panicked than you are! He's freaking out, he will start crying! Beel will carry him to the car, Lucifer is driving!

- During the birth, you will have to coach him how to breath until he remembers what you guys learnt and he will turn his panic around and be super supportive.

- After the birth, he will want to hold you both! You are amazing and he can't believe you gave him this gift.

- When the baby is older, you're disciplinarian, the baby will be a little handful. You punish the little one, Lucifer punishes Mammon for putting the little one up to it!

- ITS A BOY! He will not only be daddy's pride and joy, but he will be able to beat anyone at a game of pool or poker. Will wipe the table with all his uncles including the prince! (His college fund will be stacked!)

- ITS A GIRL! Daddy will not be able to say no to her at all. She will be spoiled rotten and will demand to use Goldie all the damn time! (Mammon will give it to her)

Levi

- This man will cry! This man will feel so haply and excited! He will be posting it everywhere! The internet will know before anyone else knows!

- He did his research but still asks questions. Will go to you and Lucifer for answers.

- He will spoil the baby rotten, will buy everything high-tech and will have it all operational and programmed to his computer and phone.

- Putting the furniture together would be the both of you, but Lucifer would be on standby.

- Stuffie? He would find either a snake stuffie or a fish stuffie... probably both to be honest.

- Sex? He would be another one afraid to hurt you or the baby. Reassurance is key with this one. Lol

- Will think you're adorable pregnant! Will take a million pictures to post on social media. You will have a time lapse video of everyday of the pregnancy!

- Protective? Yes but not nearly as protective as others. You can only leave with one of the brothers but you pact mark anytime there's trouble and he will tear them apart.

- Appointments and classes will be booked by both of you. He will get you there on time.

- When the water breaks? He will panic until you reassure him, he needs it! He will be super supportive, you're biggest cheerleader.

- After the birth, this man will be the best at bathtime. Could you imagine?! Bathtoys and omg their tails?! I need this in my life! Baby sea serpants lol

- When the baby is older, it will be a team effort, Levi will stand by you and you'll stand by him.

- ITS A BOY! This little one will be just like his dad! He will be cute and nerdy, you'll have to force him to get social interaction! The little man will be a mama's boy and will get jealous if his daddy spending time with you!

- ITS A GIRL! They would cosplay together, dress up is fun! She would be a daddies girl and would get envious if you spend too much time with him! He's her daddy!

Satan

- He would be emotional! He would love this! Satan would be so excited. You might even see him cry.

- He is the king of research! Be would have read every book that possibly contained anything to do with pregnancy and giving birth and raising babies.

- He would spoil you rotten! Spoil the baby and would have all the cutest cat outfits for the baby to wear.

- He will insist he tries to build the furniture you guys buy, but in the end it's you building it with help from some of the brothers but Lucifer isn't allowed to help!

- Stuffie? He would buy a million cat stuffies! This man will war with you about how many he can buy. Lucifer will not let him have cats, he will fill the room with stuffies!

- Sex? Yup! This man knows its alright and even encouraged, he will be gentler but he will be more careful.

- He will secretly want to have more just to keep you looking so cute! He won't be able to keep his hands to himself.

- Protective? Absolutely! No one is allowed close, he already has to make exceptions for Lucifer... that's enough for him!

- He will schedule the appointments and classes. You will be on time and he will be completely soaking up all the knowledge! The only one to take extra classes to ensure he is the best father possible.

- When your water break? He is calm and collected... (just like his daddy!) He will have everything ready and get you there safely.

- During the birth, he is right by your side, asking questions, coaching you, making sure everything is perfect.

- After the birth, he is the softest man you will see around. You and that baby is his world and he would do anything to protect you both. (Secretly devising plans to get you pregnant again as soon as possible)

- When the baby is older, he will be the best disciplinarian, he can calm the little one when they're angry and teach them as they grow.

- ITS A BOY! Satan will make sure he is raised with respect and manners but will also teach him how to prank Lucifer. (He won't expect the little boy... right?)

- ITS A GIRL! She will be the type to beg for story time or to go feed cats. A daddies girl all the way! She will also be a terror when she's mad.

* Side Note*

- This would be the only time Satan admits his origin... he would call Lucifer grandpa just to piss the eldest off! Lucifer will be mad but will also be secretly happy that Satan isn't hating him as much as he used to.

Asmo

- This poor man would still be like, Hell No I don't want kids... they are gross and I ain't birthing no babies!

- He will be happy if you have someone else's baby but he wants no parts.

- Will spoil the child with clothes and such but doesn't want to do anything with it until it's older.

- He wouldn't help with furniture! He might break a nail!

- Stuffie? He would buy a little teddy bear stuffie.

- Sex? Absolutely! Anytime, any place!

- You're cute pregnant, but seriously he doesn't want competition! He's supposed to be the most beautiful. He already decided you were just as beautiful as him, do not add another person!

- Protective? Nope, go find another brother!

- Appointments? Only if it's to the spa! Classes? You get enough going to RAD!

- When your water breaks? He's completely disgusted. You made a mess, you look like you peed yourself and your screaming? Someone fix this!

- During the birth, he is far away from the hospital. Nope doesn't want to be there for the gross part. Not his baby!

- After the birth, he will fall madly in love with the little one! How are they so absolutely adorable! Maybe the whole baby thing isn't so bad. (Until 2 am feedings and bum changes, then he's back to babies are gross!)

- You will be the disciplinarian but Asmo would be the one coordinating outfits and taking constant pictures of the baby.

- ITS A BOY! Asmo would be the best uncle! Spoiling him and teaching him the importance of good hygiene.

- ITS A GIRL! This is Asmos comfort zone! Princess parties? Hell Yeah! Spa days? ABSOLUTELY!

* Side Note *

- Only way you're having his baby is a surprise!

Beel

- He would be so happy, tears of joy, big man would cry!

- He would read and ask questions to Satan, Lucifer, Mammon... everyone!

- He would be concerned that you were eating enough for two so he would be offering you nutritious food on a regular basis. Oh its 9 am, eat a banana, oh its 10, here's some nuts, oh its 11, eat some strawberries. Will spoil you and the baby!

- He will get Belphie to help him build the furniture but would have you reading the instructions. You're not allowed to lift anything more than that paper!

- Stuffie? He would buy a hamburger stuffie!

- Sex? After a talk with the doctor and some reassurance he will definately make sure he is gentle. Will be more about pleasing you than himself!

- He thinks you're adorable pregnant and will rub your feet and back each day while you eat snacks he brings you. Will fall in love with your breasts! Those will make him want to keep you pregnant!

- Protective? You thought he was scary on the Fangol field but this man will be scarier if someone gets to close to you. You're not even allowed to walk half the time, he will carry you! Precious cargo!

- Appointments and classes will be booked by you both and he will make sure you're there on time!

- When the water breaks, he has Belphie take you to the car while he grabs everything else needed!

- During the birth, he is there, excited and helping you through every step of the way. Belphie will also be there.

- After the birth, Beel will be up with you through the night, will actively take the baby so you can sleep, eat, shower. The baby, you and belphie are his everything.

- He will be the best Disciplinarian. He's gentle but firm and will make sure he teaches them lessons as they grow.

- ITS A BOY! This boy will be just like his daddy! He will be crazy active and want to try every sport. Beel will spend hours playing catch and shooting hoops.

- ITS A GIRL! She will be Uncle Belphies girl! Joining her daddy in the kitchen, making meals with him to surprise you and her uncle! She will be the best influence on Belphie and keep him on track with his meals.

Belphie

- This man would surprise us all! He would be happy and excited.

- He wouldn't research much but he will make sure to research all the important stuff, like whether he can still have sex with you and if naps are good for pregnant women.

- He would enlist Beel to help pick out the furniture and baby necessities.

- The two would put it together while you supervised. The baby will rarely sleep in their own bed though, nope, daddy's chest is best!

- Stuffie? He would buy a little cow stuffie!

- Sex? Hell yeah! He will be extremely happy he can still have his fun with you!

- He thinks your cute but he's in love with the weight gain! Your thighs are thicker, you boots are bigger, your more snuggly.

- Protective! This boys an absolute menace! He will kill anyone who even looks at you wrong.

- Appointments and classes are booked by you but its you, Beel and Belphie going!

- When the water breaks, Beel is grabbing everything while Belphie helps you to the car!

- During the birth, this man will be either sleeping and letting Beel help you through it or he will be there with you through the whole process. He will make sarcastic remarks and comments. He's a brat!

- After the birth, that baby is his! This daddy will be the one who will be snuggled up on the couch, the bed, a chair with baby sleeping on his bare chest. Skin on skin contact is important!

- Beel in this case is still the best disciplinarian. Belphie on the other hand will be getting in trouble from you for putting the little one up to it.

- ITS A BOY! This little boy will be a little shit! He will get into trouble constantly! He will have daddy to back him up though if he gets in trouble.

- ITS A GIRL! This man will be all soft and wear his princess tiara during the princess parties that result always in nap time. You'll find these two curled up in random places together, tiaras and all... many pictures will be taken!

Lord Diavolo

- This man will be so excited! Sadly Barbatos had ruined the news but that doesn't make this any less exciting for this happy prince!

- He will make sure everything is ready and researched! As soon as you both spoke about trying to have a baby, he was on it!

- You and the baby will get only the best of everything! Baby furniture! New wardrobe that grows with you! EVERYTHING!

- Barbatos and Lucifer will be having tea while Dia insists he wants to put the furniture together. After an hour the two will step in to help the big guy out and then it's smooth sailing from there!

- Stuffie? He would buy a little dragon stuffie! He wanted to buy a bigger one but you demanded a small one for safety reasons.

- Sex? Absolutely but he will treat you like your breakable. You will fight about this! You will wjn eventually.

- He thought you were beautiful before but now he worships the ground you walk on. You're stunning and glow, even when you complain about being the size of a whale!

- Protective? Hell Yeah! He is usually a gentle giant like Beel but he will be over the top protective! You will fight him on this and you will not win!

- Appointments and classes are all scheduled but the doctors and teachers come to you at the castle where Barbatos and Dia can keep you safe!

- When your water breaks, you're already in the room assigned for the birth that Barbatos set up previously. The doctor was already warned by Barbatos when to arrive at the castle for that moment.

- During the birth, you have Dia and Barbatos by your side! Dia will be the one keeping you focused while Barbatos is helping with the birth.

- After the birth, Dia will be the gentle giant all over again. He will be the proudest father and husband anyone could ask for!

- You will be the disciplinarian and Barbatos will be your back up. Dia will be in trouble with the little one or he will just laugh happily that his child is so mischievous.

- ITS A BOY! This man will be such an amazing father. He will teach his son everything he can, show him the world, spend as much time with him and will do everything his own father should have done for him!

- ITS A GIRL! She's going to be daddy's little princess! She will have both Dia and Barbs wrapped around her finger. The castle guards and staff will adore her. She can do no wrong in anyone's eyes but she will still be a little shit just like her father!

Barbatos

- This wonderful man would tell you immediately... literally the very second you conceive this man is telling you that you're pregnant.

- Research? He has had the entire castle and everything ready for centuries! When he moved in he made sure there was the perfect place for your nursery and everything you would need.

, He would spoil you rotten in some aspects but you no longer get coffee, you are limited on your sweets, you and the baby will be healthy!

- When you ask about furniture shopping he takes you into the nursery only for you to find it full of perfectly made furniture, the room painted and completely ready for the baby.

- Stuffie? He would buy a little Bat stuffie for the baby.

- Sex? Yes this man will not force you to go without.

- He thinks you're beautiful pregnant or not! This man will absolutely worship you just for the simple fact you would mother his children, building a family with him!

- Protective? Even Dia is scared of him sometimes! He would burn all 3 realms for you and the baby!

- Appointments and classes are already booked by him, months in advance and they will be meeting at the castle!

- Barbatos will warn you before the water breaks! The less mess, the better.

- During the birth he is by your side or helping deliver his baby. Others might be in the room but he has everything under control!

- After the birth, this man will wrap you both in his arms where you're safe and warm.

- Disciplinarian? Who needs one? His child will have impeccable manners from day one!

- ITS A BOY! This man loves his son so much and isn't afraid to show it! He is proud of the little man and has used him as his muse for many baking projects and tea recipes.

- ITS A GIRL! This amazing man will growl menacing at any boy who even looks at her. He would be so over protective of his daughter! She can be such a brat but Barbatos blames that on you, not himself at all.

SIMEON

- This man would cry he would be so happy.

- He would already have researched it all and would have the experience because of taking care of Luke.

- He would spoil you and the baby and would love going shopping with you to look at baby furniture and clothes.

- He would patiently put together the furniture in the nursery, it would be completely done in no time!

- Stuffie? He would buy a little lamb stuffie for the little one!

- Sex? He would be gentle but he can't deny you anything at anytime!

- Will think you're even more beautiful pregnant, will not be able to control himself the whole time!

- Protective? Completely insane just how protective this man will be. You wouldn't be without only the strongest beside you!

- Appointments and classes will be booked together and you will never be late.

- When the water breaks, he will panic but he will make sure you're at the hospital, safe and sound. This man will do anything for you and the baby.

- During the birth? He will be there, supportive and ready to let you break his hand if need be. He will be there every step of the way but when the baby cries, he's a blubbering mess!

- After the birth, he will be up for everything. Diaper changes, 2 am feedings... everything. You'll have to fight with him to put the baby down.

- Disciplinarian? He would be the best because he has done this before with Luke!

- ITS A BOY! This little man will be a spitting image of his daddy and be just as sweet and gentle.

- ITS A GIRL! This man will be wrapped around her finger, especially if she looks like you! She will be mischievous and a little shit!

Solomon

- This man will smile and be happy but he will be mainly haply because you're happy. He's a bit like Asmo but he hopes the baby will be like you.

- He will do research and will want to be there through everything.

- He will spoil you and if you happen to crave his cooking, he will happily cook for you all the time.

- Baby furniture will be handled, he will magic everything together... you will (behind his back) need to call Lucifer to put it together so you know it's put together properly.

- Stuffie? He will leave the stuffies up to you. Instead he will buy a telescope, mini lab equipment and such for the baby when they become a toddler.

- Sex? Absolutely! This man is still insatiable but he will not share you with anyone except Asmo.

- He thinks you're cute pregnant but also thinks you're cute without being pregnant too.

- Protective? Absolutely but not nearly as much as some of the others. He will make sure you're hex/curse proof though.

- Appointments and classes will be made by you and he will be there but you might be late once in a while.

- When your water breaks? He will be nervous but will remain calm. Will make sure your stuff is in the car already and will get you to the hospital safely.

- During the birth he will be there completely engrossed in the entire process. He will be supportive but he wants to watch the entire birth.

- After the birth, he will be completely smitten with you and the little one. He will try to figure out how to make like easier with magic and you'll end up just doing everything the natural way.

- You will be the best disciplinarian because he will be too busy laughing at all the mischief the little one has been up to.

- ITS A BOY! The little one will follow in daddies footsteps and Solomon will teach him everything he knows. By the time this little boys 12, he will be a powerful sorcerer, just like his daddy.

- ITS A GIRL! She will be Uncle Asmos girl but she will also follow daddy around constantly. She will be a natural at magic and extremely powerful but will also only use it if necessary and pranking Daddy and her uncles is definately necessary.

* Side Note *

- Solomons children would definately like their daddies cooking over yours. So be prepared to cook for yourself!

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lightvsdark18 · 1 month

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Obey Me-Textbook

The halls are booming with voices and sounds of students, all racing to their lockers or next classes. Milady walks through the crowds of demons and keeps herself unnoticeable to the unfriendly villains. Despite already having three pacts on her back, she doesn't want to lose her skin here.

She enters the classroom and takes her seat, taking out a notebook and pencil. It has been almost a month since she came here, ripped from her home to admit a school for demons. The top of her back is still bleeding from what Lucifer did in the underground tomb. She hasn't seen Luke since.

Mammon, Levi and Satan approach her desk, a conversation being strike up by the greedy demon. He talks her ear off on what he's doing after school and how much grimm he will make. Levi sits next to her and tells her about a recent game he found, then takes out his phone to show it.

Mammon yells to get away from his human. Levi argues she's also his human and a fight shortly starts. She sighs and tells them to knock it off and to go back to their seats. Mammon tells her to shut it, just to be forced into his seat by the pact.

Satan watches it with enjoyment at his brother whining about the human putting him in his place. The class starts and the professor lectures on what hexes to avoid using on a living being. Students whisper on maybe using it on the human and glance back with evil intent.

She sighs again and writes notes on the hexes. A ball of paper flies over her head and lands on her notebook. Chuckles and voices are heard behind her just to go silent when she rips the paper without reading and glares back. They return the glare.

An hour later, the bell rings and everyone gets up for lunch. Mammon and Levi quickly come to her side, blocking the demons wishing to threaten her. The two brothers walk her to the cafeteria and chat on what to get with the few grimm they have.

Beel appears behind them and scares his brothers and gets yelled at to not do that. He ignores the two and asks if she wants to have lunch together, offering to pay. She agrees to which Mammon complains and argues that she has to have lunch with him. Levi drags his brother away while the white haired demon continues to complain.

Milady and Beel find a quiet spot away from people and have a "couple" of sandwiches, chips, juice boxes and pastries. She takes her share and begins eating, but Beel worries about her small portion, offering more to her. She declines and states humans have smaller stomachs than demons.

"If you say so." He pauses before a bite of sandwich. "... How is your wound?" He gazes over with concerned eyes.

"I rather not talk about it. It's being treated, so don't worry." She keeps her eyes down at the table and focus on her meal.

He frowns and respects her request.

The bell rings and the two head upstairs to the main halls. They walk together and hear whispers of those envious of the human's closeness with the Avatar of Gluttony. Hisses and growls make Beel wrap an arm his master's shoulders and look back at those daring to hiss.

He walks her all the way to her seat and tells her he will be close by if she needs anything. She thanks him and sees his cheeks turn pink at her smile. He returns the gesture and goes to his seat. Asmo takes the chance to swing by and chat with her, but she doesn't really answer him.

He pouts at her cruelty for ignoring a beautiful creature like him. She bites back at reminding him she's still angry about what he didn't do when his brothers needed assistance. He pretends to not know and chuckles evilly. She furls her brows angrily as he lefts.

The lecture begins, sounds of writing and the professor's voice fills the room. She rests her head on her hand as she writes, her mind going numb from boredom when

"Asmo!" Beel's voice cuts through. "What did you do to my book?"

She peeks through her fingers to see the pink glitter drawn all over Beel's textbook. Asmo pretends to not know how his glitter pen made a mess like that, then jumps at Beel slamming the book down on his desk. Levi stands up and offers to share his textbook with him if he sits back down.

The professor doesn't intervene to not lose any limbs to the Avatar of Gluttony. Beel demands Asmo to answer him and she peeks away from the drama to not see something ugly. However, the conversation turns comical and bites her lip to not laugh at the clear anger, the scared squeak and the desperate pleads.

Lucifer soon had to get involved when the class had to leave and give the whole room to Beel to terrorize his brothers. Lucifer heavily sighs at the state of the classroom and demands the three and her come to the student council room.

The four sit at the table while Lucifer lecture his brothers on how they should appear and act in school and in front of other demons, then turns his lecture to Milady. He argues she should have controlled Beel or ordered him to not cause a scene.

"I tried, but he's a recent pact and I'm learning to give him commands. I tried and failed," she lies.

"That's not how it works. You found the whole thing funny and refused to diffuse the situation, even when it got out of hand." His red eyes glare daggers into her for refusing to do her job as a master.

"Or-" she rests her head on her hand- "I couldn't because of my injury."

He gets startled by the answer and narrows his eyes at her to study her face for a bluff. She directs her eyes to the table with a look of sadness, making him believe her white lie. He demands them to leave and faces away as they do so.

She smirks to herself.

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#obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #milady #written work #stories

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leviussykinner · 2 years

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Demon brother(no beel,asmo and belphie)+Dateable react to them almost ended up killing MC(you)

Fem!mc x Brother and the datable (no luke bc he's too pure to kill you)

Genre: Angst,a bit of fluff(probably)

Suddenly wanna make angst where the datable and undatable almost took MC's life

Lucifer

You were in his office walking around in curiosity and touching his belongings,he started to get annoyed and tell you to stop, Thought you didn't atop and continue to walk around until you find something that attract your eyes it was a colour glass that has someone shape on it,But did you know? That 'curiosity killed the cat' You touch them because you didn't know how fragile it was,It fell and break... Lucifer suddenly stand up you were trying to cleaned up the mess and going to apologize to Lucifer When you suddenly felt weak,you can barely breath.It was lucifer he was grabbing you by your neck your feet has been lifted off the ground you open your eyes and you saw Lucifer terrifying face he was Very mad you tried to speak but you felt your throat being slowly crush by the hands of the one you love the most

Mc:L...Lucifer-...P...please don't...ki-

He started to threaten you

Lucifer:YOU MERE HUMAN DARE TO BROKE MY SISTER LAST PICTURE?!!!!

ah....is this the way you're going to die?No! Your not going to die... atleast not in the Hand of person you love the most even though your love has always probably been one sided when suddenly the grip that was very tightly str@ngling you has soften you fell, your head hit the corner of table then your head hit again on the floor,The blood starts running out it's hard to keep yourself conscious....you feel your self slowly sunken into a deep sleep

Lucifer Smells the blood and he snap out but you were already on the floor you barely keep your eye open you see lucifer on his knees looking at your blood running out of your head....he has always love you but his pride was too high that he always run away from the truth that he loves you but now the human that he know was so fragile is on the floor laying on a pool of bloody floor Lucifer starts to panick and he was crying and begging you to stay with him,he called Satan and Solomon over to healed mc after you woke up

Mammon

He was in his room counting some grimms on his couch when you suddenly took one of his stack he gone mad and start shouting

Mammon:OI!! WHAT THE FVCK STOP THE STEALING THIS IS MY PAY, FIND IT YOURSELF

You just wanted to help him count his money but he got too far and push you He probably forgot that you were just a human..... He push too hard you hit the wall he can hear your bones breaking that's when he noticed what he just done he was crying begging for you he didn't know what to do he panic and watching your body break down by his own hand....he was too harsh,too out of control.... Everyone heard him crying they started running towards his room just to find mc lying on the floor bunch of bloods starts running out your broken bone probably damage your skin and some of it peaked out of your body

when you woke up mammon apologize for almost killing you while he was apologizing he cried and cried out loud,you almost die just because he lost his control he can't say that he was your first for a while he felt ashamed because 'mc's first' my @$$ he can't protect you and even hurt you he can't stop blaming himself for what happened today ever.....

Leviathan

You were in his room watching TSL with him when you said you were going to go out for a bit but you accidentally step on one of his rarest ruri-chan figurine and you tries to fix them for him and explaining that it was an accident but he didn't listen and start walking up to you grab your hair pull it and walked towards the fish tank he thrown you down and push your head down,he's drowning you

Levi: DID YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT WAS???? IT TOOK ME CENTURIES TO FIND THAT AND HERE YOU ARE BREAKING IT AND THINK THAT SORRY WOULD HELP???!!!!

Ah....he won't even listen you thought of him more than just a friend but he always put the wall up so high,You felt bad and tried to get up but it has been almost 2 minutes you slowly drown and lost your breath you fell unconscious and slowly sink into the tank

After drowning mc he calm down and got his control back that's when he realized why is he up on the tank when he look in there he saw you drowning at the bottom of the tank he got panic but he jump down and take you up he gives you a CPR but you're still unconscious he used mouth to mouth like he always has seen in anime but this time you finally breath you cough out the water but he was glad you were okay but he couldn't help but cry for what he has done He lock himself in his room as always but this time no one was allowed in there

You went up to his door and knocked and tell the password he startled and he know right away it was you,he ignored it you knocked again but this time you kick the door and enter his room

"If you just gonna stay here and never apologize and blame yourself forever just stay rights there,But if you want my forgiveness....apologize."

Levi start to cry and apologize for what he had done you forgive him because you love him and you always do even though you cannot trust him as much as before but you still do everything like you normally do

Satan

You were going in Satan's room when he was mad (about some shit) He threw few of his book on the door but you suddenly came in he felt even more angrier he was mad that you were hurt,His wrath falls on you since no one was there

"You damnit-"

He got mad and throw book again but this time he pull his almost full power and threw the thick books at you,It hit on your head then you fainted while your blood is running he snap back and already see you lying on the floor bleeding, when you woke up You can't remember any single thing that happened you just woke up with confusion he kept on crying for you since you haven't woke up for a week he tries to apologize and beg you not to leave him.

Diavolo

He was mad at something so you tried to keep him calm but he get even mad and destroy the whole room,You were shocked where is your sweet man now?....He wipe you across the room you flew up and hit the floor you feel like your bone has break ever since his hand got to you

Diavolo got back to his consciousness and he get on his knees looking toward your limb body

Diavolo:M...Mc...I- im so sorry what have i done to you...ah- no no no no no no please don't leave me im so sorry!

He called Barbatos and he tried his best to wake you up so you won't fell unconscious but he wasn't able to you fainted and got in a coma.

Barbatos

He was preparing tea for you when you suddenly broke his most loved vase and accidentally broke them You tried to apologize for it but it was from someone he care about he was so mad that he grab the hot tea and spills it on your face,Your skin burn and it was very painful half of your face is burnt you screamed in pain and you fainted because it was too painful for a little fragile human to handle

When he calm down he realised what he just did he can't believe what he just did he isn't usually the one to cry but this time he burnt your beautiful face he apologized for his mistake and tries to healed you but the scar of shame will forever stayed on your face and you're half blind,he could never forgive himself for it

Simeon

He let himself and his thoughts get ahead of himself he see it all what he had done but he can't control any part of his body he scream and shout begging for 'Father' to help him when he was able to move again everything of his is already a bloody mess, It's you....you were on the floor below him he beg dor father to help this poor little human...but he can't do anything he called Solomon since he is also a human so maybe he know better than an angle like him

Solomon

He was making potion when you were playing with his earring of his past friend that's the only thing he has left from old friends of his but you accidentally step on it while trying to walked across the messy room of his He was mad but he didn't have any intention of hurting you until he make a potion his thoughts suddenly gone deep and he make a poison and fed it to you,He didn't even know what get over him you were coughing bunch of blood and some blood is coming out of your eyes he snapped and tried to make a antidote but he was too panic but he tried to remain as calm as he can but at the last he got the antidote and fed it to you after that he watched you closely so you won't have any side effects

Wow this is a long one but kinda cringe bc idk what to do with Solomon ಥ‿ಥ

#obey me satan angst #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me levi hc #obey me angst #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel angst #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me side characters #obey me solomon #obey me scenarios #obey me hc #obey me demon brothers

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strawberry-cowmilk · 1 year

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Satan's child's relationship with her uncles and the other characters. Headcanons

Hi! That's such a cute and creative idea! (a lot of you are giving me baby fever with these kinds of requests haha) I hope you like what I made of it!

satan's child with the obey me cast

a/n: just to give her some personality, let's say she's the same child I've written for before in my (character) as a dad series, also I'm going to try this new format for this post

mc's gender is not mentioned, not proof read, child is around 5-6 years old

content warnings: children, child getting forgotten in a car

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brothers (uncles)

satan might not like lucifer too much, but his daughter does! she likes him because, despite his busy schedule, he tries his best to make time for his family. also she thinks the way lucifer says mammon's name while angry is funny. satan started to let his guard down around lucifer because his daughter likes him so much

mammon is great with kids, he's also one of the most fun babysitters out of everyone. only one time mammon wanted to take his brother's daughter to the mall, on the way they drove past a recently opened casino. mammon went in just to see what it looked like but ended up staying for two hours. also he forgot the child in the car (she was fine, satan killed mammon though)

uncle levi doesn't leave his room too much, but when he does, satan's daughter tries to talk to him. she wants to know what her uncle is up to, and would love to play devil cart with him. sadly levi doesn't trust kids in his room full of collector's items

asmo adores her and she adores asmo back. satan and him are good friends anyways. he gets her clothes from majolish, holds uncle-niece tea parties with her (you and satan are always free to join) and lets her paint his nails. even if it looks terrible he'll wear the manicure with pride

she loves uncle beel because he always gives her akudonald's and candy when you and satan said no. sometimes she gets a little too curious and starts to play with beel's heavy workout equipment, in those times beel has to get her away from the stuff before she hurts herself

she wants to get closer to belphie but he doesn't have enough energy to look after an energetic child like her most times. plus one time she saw him put sardines in lucifer's shoes and thought it was mean. during the same time satan was joining the activity (he had to tell his child not to copy what she just saw)

side characters

diavolo is great with children, sometimes when he comes to visit the house of lamentation he brings her gifts and all, of course this makes her like diavolo. sometimes she even makes him little drawings as a thank-you

she doesn't see barbatos too often, a big part of her impression of him comes from the stories she's heard. and those stories kind of make him look like somebody who works 25/8 and wouldn't want to spend time with her

everyone knows simeon is an amazing caretaker, so naturally he's a great option in case you need a babysitter. your daughter loves spending time with simeon, also because she and luke are somewhat close in age. everytime simeon is watching her, he's got a ton of fun activities planned like visiting a zoo or museum (one that isn't boring for kids)

luke was kind of afraid she'd be short-tempered like her father, luckily she's quite the opposite. luke likes to think of himself as a big brother figure, since the two do see each other often and she always asks him to teach her how to bake sweets. simeon thinks it's good for both kids to have a playmate

solomon also thought she'd be a mini avatar of wrath (also every time simeon babysits her at purgatory hall, satan basically threatens solomon to not give her homemade food) she thinks solomon's magic is really cool, sometimes she'll bring him random objects and asks if he can make them fly

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me scenarios #obey me swd #obey me imagines #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #beelzebub obey me #gn!mc #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me barbatos #belphegor obey me #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me luke

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books-and-catears · 2 years

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Love and Consequences (Pt. 2)

Continuing from Part 1 an ask by @princesspinksakura12

This became so long what the hell-

Taglist: @my-perfect-machine @r-u-n-e @cakelqt @liminalimmortal @broslowkeysus @myphilosophertrash @theraccoonkween @yeahno28 @lucidreamsxx

TW: Harsh language, Mentions of death and trauma

It was moments after Solomon left with you, Mammon was screaming at Barabtos, holding him at the collar, demanding him to open the portal back up.

"THAT DAMNED SHADY BASTARD! Who the hell allowed him to take MC all on his own?! Why did you let them go, Barbatos?!"

"MC had collapsed. It was a matter of urgency." Barabtos ordered simply.

Mammon's arms fell limp by his sides as his eyes grew wide in shock. He was moments away from losing his sanity.

"COLLAPSED?! OH NO ARE THEY HURT?!" Asmo grew hysterical.

Satan groaned and sighed. "Of course they did... All that running around on an empty stomach in that panicked state. DAMNIT!"

"I didn't authorise this, Barabtos. Solomon could have simply healed MC here." Diavolo looked agitated.

"Apologies Young Master, I had to take the liberty of making the choice here. I shall not repeat such insubordinance again. I will accept any punishment you put forward." Barbatos bowed deeply.

The prince's eyes softened. It was rare to for Barbatos to do anything without Diavolo's permision. He shook his head, pardoning his butler.

Like a flash, Luke ran towards Lucifer and landed a punch on Lucifer's chest. Eyes red with tears and gritted teeth, "I KNEW DEMONS WERE NO GOOD! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MC?! HOW BADLY DID YOU HURT THEM?!"

Lucifer didn't stop him. He had it coming for a while now. "I apologize Luke...It seems I gravely misunderstood them..."

Simeon tried to hold the little angel, as he kicked and screamed. "MC loved you! All of you! No matter how many times I told them, you were evil, THEY DEFENDED YOU. EACH. TIME! Said you were amazing in your own special ways and hoped to stay with you ALWAYS! ...AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THEM!"

Satan shut his eyes and hissed in pain like someone had burned him. He couldn't fathom the betrayal you must have felt. "Please let me see you again, MC...even if it's just to apologise and never disturb your peace again..."

Levi slumped onto the ground, hiding his face in his knees and sobbing. "I'm sorry... I'm so sorry...MC, please be okay..."

Asmo sat next to his older brother. "It's okay Levi. I know Solomon will take good care of MC."

"I hope MC eats something...they must be so tired...so hungry..." Beel leaned against a tree, eyes watering.

"DAMNIT! DAMN EVERYTHING! DAMN ME AND ALL OF YOU LOSERS!" Mammon hit his fist against a tree trunk with a loud thud, and sank to the ground.

"You went too far, Diavolo. Your cause might be noble but what were you thinking getting MC deliberately killed and brought to life like that? I'm sorry but we'll be taking our leave from Devildom." Simeon announced, finally coaxing Luke away from Lucifer.

Mere minutes had passed since you left Devildom and things were already falling apart.

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It took you more than a few days to get back up on your feet again. Solomon tended to you diligently and for that you were grateful.

Simeon and Luke came to visit and decided to stay instead. You were more cared for here than you ever were back in the House of Lamentation. There wasn't incessant screaming and threatening, nor people pulling you into opposite directions. Atleast for now, everything was calm. Everything was good.

And that's where your panic set in. The calm before the storm. You were sure something was coming. Something bad.

"Simeon...you and Lucifer are still close aren't you?" You asked him in the middle of preparing dinner.

Simeon was taken aback, but only for a moment. "I haven't correspondended with him since I left the program, MC. I know you're still afraid but..."

He took your hands in his and squeezed for comfort. "Please trust me when I tell you, I'm on your side. I could never hurt someone as kind as you." He calmed your heart for now.

Another day, you leaned toward Solomon as he was working with potions in his in-house lab. "Do you not want Lucifer's pact anymore?"

Solomon paused what he's doing and stared at you. He smiled knowing what you really meant to ask. "No, MC I'm not inclined to expose our location just to win Lucifer's favour. I'd rather have your company than his powers anyway."

You smiled, leaning on his shoulder, feeling calmer.

Sometimes even Barabtos came to visit you, carrying all your favourite refreshments from Devildom. And you allowed it. He'd helped you escape after all.

"Was Diavolo angry?" You said, during tea-time with him. "I hope he didn't punish you too severely. All because you helped me-"

Barbatos shook his head, smiling sadly. "I'm afraid he's been punishing himself far more than me. He stays locked up in his room working, refuses to meet the brothers. He said he's rethinking the whole program. I don't think he's smiled even once since you left."

You didn't know what to say. You didn't expect the future King of Devildom to be this affected by your absence.

"I hope you will forgive him, MC. I know you might not believe me, but you are very dear to Young Master." Barbatos pleads as he pushes another box of your favourite tarts towards you.

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"MC, hide, quick!" Luke called out to you one evening. You were getting the table ready for your usual supper with them when the little angel burst into the room.

The demons are coming.

You understood without another word. Solomon held open the door and you hurried inside. "Don't come out unless you want to. I'll keep them out. Simeon will keep you safe inside so noone can sneak in."

"Thank you. From the bottom of my heart." You touched his face and dashed inside. Right into Simeon's open arms.

"WHERE IS MC?!"

"WHERE DID YOU HIDE THEM!!?"

"MC?! MC you're in there aren't you?!"

You whimpered at their voices. Memories of the chaos, the pain, the noise - it all came back all at once. You covered your ears and curled into yourself.

"Shh shh, it's okay I got you. You're not alone this time." Simeon's arms were tight and warm. You sunk right into them.

"MC isn't ready to see anyone yet."

"And who the hell are ya to decide that for them?!"

"Out of the way, Solomon!"

"No."

"Move or we'll make you move."

"Seriously Solomon, it's been long enough we only want to apologise-"

"No fuck that, I'm sure he's keeping MC hostage here for his own reasons!"

Your heart sank as the confrontation grew more heated. All seven of them at once? No, you couldn't put anyone through what they did to you. Sure Solomon was strong, but you weren't going to risk it.

"I want to go help..." You beckoned to Simeon. He nodded. He'd join you.

You heard crashing and groaning and ran to the door. Screw this, you're not going to hide anymore.

"Stay. The. Fuck. Down."

You ordered through gritted teeth as you pulled the door open. Everyone except Lucifer and Belphie kneeled to the floor. To your relief, Solomon was unharmed.

"MC, are you really okay to-?" He asked, worried.

"I'll be okay. Just stay next to me, please." You smiled bravely.

Simeon stood on your other side, seething with anger at Belphie who was now trying to call out to you.

"MC, I... I'm..." He started.

"What more could you possibly want?" You said, bitterly. "Watching me die once wasn't enough? You need to see me trembling in fear again, do you?!

"No, no it's not-"

"We want to make pacts with you too." Lucifer answered. "Him and me. With all of us under your control, you need not be scared of us anymore."

Your eye twitched in disbelief. They can't be serious. But lo and behold there were two new pact marks on your skin.

"What?"

"Yes they did it right away, darling! So you can come back and everything will go back to the way it was!" Asmo piped in.

"It was Belphie's idea, MC. He will try his best to make amends, you have my word for it." Beel bowed.

"So none of you see a problem with this?" You tightened your fist. "You think a pact will solve everything?"

They all exchanged confused glances. How infuriating.

"Let me put it in a better context for you. You are handing me a leash and asking me to use it on you when you try to hurt me."

They nodded in unison.

"So you ARE going to hurt me again?"

The foolish smiles on their faces changed to frowns real quick.

You laughed. So much for being the big seven. "I shouldn't even need pacts to feel safe around you. That's the whole point. I shouldn't have to fucking be on guard and protect myself from you. I am supposed to be able to TRUST you."

It almost looked like they have a joint relevation. Honestly what goes on inside their heads, you can no longer tell. Mammon was the first to recover.

"Then I'll keep ya safe this time." He stood up and walked toward you. "Can I...can I hold you? It's been too long..."

He looked so broken and dishevelled, your heart took pity.

"Just this much." You held his hand, intertwining fingers. That much was enough for him.

"Is there any way...any way at all, that you'll come back to us?" Satan stood up next. "Please, we'll do anything. We'll fix anything you don't like!"

"Don't come back here again. Keep waiting down in Devildom." You said sternly, "I need time away...maybe I'll never come back anyway. But for now, I don't want to see any of you."

They all hung their heads in acceptance. All but Belphie.

"I'll go back to the attic, if that makes you feel safer at the house."

"And you think Beel would be okay with that arrangement? You think the rest of them won't feel guilty?" You shook your head. "It's like you people don't even know each other."

"We don't. We haven't known each other for a while." Belphie answered. "The only reason things got a little better is because you came along. And tied all of us back together."

"Ah yes, as a substitute Lilith. Of course." You rolled your eyes.

"No not anymore we just-"

"Just leave. Please. And the next time you threaten Solomon like that, I'll command you to bite your tongues off."

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After months of begging and reassurance, you finally relented to come back. You'd not be staying with them, of course.

You'd be in the Purgatory Hall, where you should have always been. But nothing stops the brothers.

Lucifer keeps trying to meet you alone in his room, with excuses of needing help with work. Helping others is the one thing you never turned down.

"Thank you for all your help, MC. I'm truly grateful." Lucifer said, as you nodded and wordlessly arranged the reviewed documents.

Lucifer stretched his hands to relax his shoulders. And to his horror, he saw you flinch and move far away from the desk.

"MC what's wrong? Why are you-" He stopped when he noticed the way you stared at his raised arm and his face in turns.

"Oh no... no, MC, it's not what you think. It's not." Lucifer hurried to put his arms down and desperately tried to clear the air. "I would never..."

He is careful to maintain a distance where you feel safe. No matter how much he wants to hold you close again he knows he has to wait a long time for you to feel safe around him again.

Mammon accompanies you wherever you go. He even stands out your door hours before you actually have to go out. And he's especially protective when Belphie is in the room.

"I left my book in the attic." You would tell him and he knew exactly what you needed. He'd go in and get it for you, because you could never bear to step foot in the place again.

"This one?" He learnt to understand you through subtle changes in your expressions. Because you hardly spoke as much as you used to before.

"Thank you, Mammon." This was the best part of his days. Just three little words is all he longed for. Knowing he was being helpful was akin to forgiveness.

"Always, MC." He meant it. Mammon was determined to be a better protector this time around.

He doesn't just drape his arms around you willy nilly anymore. But as you walk through town with him, he always dangled his hand by his side, in case you ever wanted to take it.

Leviathan is overjoyed by simple text replies to his. And if you end up sitting in the same room as him and say nothing, he's more than happy to fill the silence with his ramblings. He's just happy to get to see you again.

"Is this anime okay? Or are you in the mood for something else?" Levi asks nervously as you walk into his room after what feels like years.

"This one is fine." You reply curtly. He misses your enthusiasm but he's happy to even have you in the same space. He smiles and looks ahead at the screen.

But in the blue of his room, he glances at your face between scenes to see if you're really enjoying it. And if he's really really lucky, he occasionally discovers a smile.

After you leave, he curls into his bathtub and reminisces old memories and wishes so badly to be the way you both used to be. More nights than less, he cries out your name in apology.

Satan reads extensively on human psychology and human trauma therapy. Anything and everything that helps you, he is willing to learn, he's willing to do. Also wary of your surroundings.

"They're fighting about me again." You say as Satan finds you curled up in your room with hands covering your ears. Satan puts a defeaning spell on the door.

"I'm sorry I didn't come sooner." He says even as you thank him. He has a long way to go, but atleast this is a start. "Can I sit next to you?"

You nod after a pause. He sits beside you, grateful to be close to you again. "Don't worry. They'll tire themselves out soon enough. What were you doing before?"

"Trying to read." You pointed at a stack books, Satan had lent you before the incident. Another sign of forgiveness. He almost broke down, suddenly overwhelmed by emotion. "Well its quieter now. Lets read together, shall we?"

Asmodeus constantly bombarded Solomon with texts, asking about you. He was putting his fame to use, asking his followers to secretly look over you and tell him immediately if you were ever in trouble.

"Asmo, you need to stop sending me gifts." You appeared outside his room one night, "I have no place to keep them."

Asmo squealed in suprise seeing that it's you. Excited he threw his arms around you, lifting you off the ground as he spun you around. "MC! It's really you! It's been so long!"

"Put me down, Asmo!" You pushed yourself down and shook your head. "I told you I'm not ready for ...all this." You motioned to him. Oh.

"I'm sorry, darling. You were so cute I couldn't control myself. I'll do better next! Please don't go.." Asmo begged, desperate. "Won't you come see more often then? Simeon and Luke don't make me feel welcome there at all." You sighed and relented. He almost cried.

Beel and Belphie would always appear together. One to make you feel safer in the presence of the other. Belphie knew he had to make it up to both you and his twin, who's bond he'd ruined. So he did.

Belphie spoke only when spoken too. He was careful to never get too close, not unless you did. He'd even tried to use dream magic to rid you of any nightmares he caused you.

Beel was hyper worried about your eating habits. After the stunt you pulled last time, he would always offer you food if you came home. He would ask Solomon every day if you'd eaten three square meals.

There was no talking between you and them. They communicated by passing food to you during dinner, or by fluffing up your pillows and sheets before you went to sleep.

When you saw Beel in the kitchen at 3 a.m., you put a finger to your lips - you won't tell Lucifer, its a promise. Beel smiles and offers you whatever he's snacking on. His food tastes better with you around again.

And if you pass by Belphie in hallways, he greets you in whispers you can barely hear - 'Hope you're sleeping well. Are you tired? Do you need help in assignments?' You merely nod or shake your head. But in Belphie's mind, he's happy you're not running away on sight.

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crazyyanderefangirlfan · 2 years

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I have no title for this

A/N: I am continuing this, also sorry if any of the characters are ooc.

Mammon sighed, dragging his hand down his face as he replayed what happened earlier.

The faces of his so called brothers when he announced he disowned and hated was something he never imagined, then again he never imaged he would say anything like that either.

He was in the castle’s gardens, the perfect place to get away from the scene he caused. Normally, Lucifer would have threaten a punishment when they get home-

He inhaled deeply, reminding himself he doesn’t live with them anymore.

“Mammon?”

He peeked through his fingers, MC stood there sporting a worried look on their face.

“I ain’t apologizing to them, if that’s what yer thinking.” He leered, bringing his hand down to glare at the human.

“I wasn’t going to.” The demon huffed.

“So what is it?” The human sighed and sat next to him.

“I just wanted to make sure your okay."

"Well I’m okay, so go back to the party. I’m pretty sure the brothers are probably looking for you.”

MC winced at how he said brothers, especially when it didn’t include him.

“I doubt it, Solomon and Simeon are comforting Asmo and Belphie. Luke is calming down Levi and the rest of them seemed to be in a daze. Especially Lucifer.”

Huh? So Mr. stick-stuck-in-my-ass had nothing to say to him? Good.

“Mammon..”

“Hmm?”

“You…you’ll staying in Purgatory Hall permanently?” It wasn’t a question. They knew his decision they just wanted confirmation.

“Yeah. He answered. "I will.”

“I’m finally free from the bullying and feel appreciated. Plus, Simeon handles me better than Lucifer.”

MC hums at that part, it was true. Ever since Mammon stayed in Purgatory hall he’s been improving a lot, his grades were decent and he started to steal less cause Luke would tend to scold him but never like his brothers.

“I…I really don’t want to forgive them. After the fall they had so much anger within them that I was afraid they’ll kill each other, I thought being the the family punching bag was good way to release their anger and I thought it would be temporary.”

He let out a bitter laugh.

“Well that was a fucking mistake.”

MC frowned heavily and wondered if it was better for the boys to take their anger on each other.

“I finally have the guts to stand my ground after giving them eons of second chances.”

His face contorts into determination.

“I ain’t the family butt monkey anymore. If they want my forgiveness then they better forget it, I’m sick of their shit. The only good things ever since the fall was was you. If I’ve known this was how I would be treated, I would left a long time ago.”

Silenced

It took a while but the words finally sunk in Mammon’s brain and his face burned. MC smiled.

“O-Oi! What’s with that face?!”

“Oh, nothing~”

“Then stop smiling!”

MC giggled and brought him in hug, he stiffen from the contact but slowly returned it.

Yeah. being stuck listening how much his brothers thinks his worthless was horrible but it was worth it to meet his favorite human.

“You better visit me every chance you get.”

“Of course, Great Mammon.”

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Solomon rubbed circles on Asmo’s back as he sobbed while Simeon patted Belphie’s head as the demon silently cried on his chest.

Lord Diavolo managed to do damage control and had Barbatos guide them to a guest room once they sorted through their emotions. But it might take a while, seeing how much emotional damage Mammon cause them.

Luke managed to get Levi to calm down and right now he’s curled into a fetal position in the corner of the room, Satan was sitting on the bed with a wistful look in his eyes, as if recalling something. Beel was next to him, he had a despondent expression on his face.

Simeon glanced to the oldest in the far side of the room, Lucifer’s back was turn from them but he can see the tension in his shoulders.

He can tell he was most affected by this.

Simeon frowned, he knew what direction the brothers' treatment of Mammon lead, if he knew that it was this bad he would have stepped in and tried to mediate it.

But the damage is done.

"I failed him."

Huh?

It was barely above a whisper, but Simeon still heard it. Lucifer’s shoulders were shaking, but his back was still facing them.

“I failed him…WE failed him.”

“You all failed him a long time ago”

The brothers flinched and Solomon and Simeon gave the little angel a pointed look, now was not the time for criticism. Luke just glared back.

“What? It’s the truth.”

“Luke.” Simeon warned. “Now is not the time for that.”

“Simeon, you heard what Mammon said. They abused enough to make him finally hate them, and honestly it’s long over due and well deserved.”

Asmo sobbed harder at that, Belphie hugged Simeon tighter.

“Can…Can we fix this?”

Out of all the brothers, Beel felt the most shame, he was the protector of the family and a family man, he loved them all so much. Now his family was crumbling before his eyes because he didn't step in more and let Mammon know he is loved.

Solomon bit his lower lip before answering.

"I'm...Not entirely sure."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

Levi finally sat up and glared at the sorcerer. Solomon sighed.

"From his choice of words and how heated they are, there is a low chance of Mammon talking to any of you, much less forgive you."

Silence engulfed the room once more, sans the fourth and seventh borns' sobs.

"Well, then we have to keep trying until he's willing to hear us." Satan finally spoke up after long period of silence. His lips were formed in a thin line but the remained steady contact with the angel and sorcerer.

"That's...That's right." Asmo sniffed, wiping his eyes.

"Asmo...." Solomon started but the demon continued.

"I love Mammon, I really do." The champagne haired male confessed. "I just get jealous of his attention, that's why I'm mean to him."

"Then tell it to his face." Luke snapped, with a heated glare.

"Should we plan first?" Belphie's voice was quiet but still audible for them.

Finally, Lucifer faced the others. His eyes were red and bit wet. This is the first time some of them saw Lucifer like this. For his brothers however it was the second time, the first was the death of Lilith.

"I refuse to lose another sibling."

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For the past two weeks, the brothers did everything they can to Mammon to talk to them. Unfortunately, Mammon avoided them even more after what transpired in the party, making them use more drastic matters for his attention.

For one, paying his debts from the witches. The witches themselves were surprised, but accepted it. Satan and Asmo thought it was the end of it until they overheard them saying they still plan to use Mammon and exploit him due to how worthless he is.

They were soon made an example to other witches if they ever want to mess with their older brother, not unless they wish to be teared from the inside too.

They asked Simeon on how Mammon reacted when he heard about his debt paid to them.

“He was surprised but suspicious.”

Okay, that was understandable.

When asked he wanted to talk to them, Simeon just gave them a sad look

Looks like they have to go to plan B.

Mammon ran his fingers through his hair. Just are those guys planning?

When he heard that not only they paid his debt but killed the witches, he was relieved but remembered it was them.

Just why would they do that? He asked for their helped before, even confiding them about the abuse. But they all brushed him aside and told him he deserved it, truthfully he did but it still hurt how callous they were.

So why now?

Gah! It’s all confusing to him.

Turning a corner, he felt hands on him and dragging him inside a room

“What the fuck!”

He turned to his kidnappers, it was his former brothers. He scowled.

“What do you want?”

They sans Lucifer flinched at his tone which internally satisfied him.

No one spoke, they just shifted around glancing at each other, Mammon scoffed and turned around to go.

“Wait!” Beel’s frantic plea made him stop, he slowly turned back to them, arms crossed.

“Make it quick.” That seemed to calm them down.

“Mammon.” Satan started.

Of course, go with the one who’s best at words.

“We…We want to apologize for our treatment towards you-“

“Way too late for that.” The second born snapped, eyes narrowing dangerously. That earned him another flinch from them.

“We know that, we just want to at least try to earn it.” Asmo confessed.

“Well, none of you deserve it.”

That shocked them all, even Lucifer.

“But me and Satan went to the witches and paid your debt and got rid of them too…”

“And that’s enough for me to forgive the centuries of abuse I went through?” He sneered.

“Well…” Asmo shrunk.

“I told ya about how they treated me, but you all brushed me off and said I deserved it. Sure it was true, but could have at least comfort me instead of making it worse.”

No said anything.

“I am tired of being the only one who has to be punished for my sins! Does Satan get punished for being angry? No! What about Beel? Does he get punished and strung up for eating almost everything? No!”

The said demons flinched at remarks, mostly because it was true.

“I’m the only one who gets punished for acting on my sin! I tried to rein it but every time I do you all just wait for me to mess up!”

Mammon panted hard, each one of their faces in varying degrees of shock. But he wasn’t done.

He turned his attention to Satan, who flinched at his gaze.

“I was the only one who took care of you while everyone else was too busy with their own problems. If it wasn’t for me, you’d be dead.”

The blonde swallowed thickly at the revelation, and judging from everyone else, it was the truth.

“Mammon, look you have every right to be pissed at is, but w-we’re really sorry.” Levi gulped when his older brother’s eyes were at him.

“This whole sorry thing is a joke, not of you are sorry. Yer all just guilty, you don’t care about my feelings, only your guilty conscience.”

“That’s not true!” Belphie denied.

“W-we do love you, y-yes I feel guilty. B-but that’s because I-I love you.” He stammered as tears began to flow in his eyes.

Mammon want to comfort him but he had to remained firm.

“Mammon.” Lucifer began. “What we have done to you terrible, but we are willing to do whatever it takes to earn your forgiveness.”

Mammon almost faltered at that.

Almost.

“I remember you used to promise me you would protect me, Lucifer.”

Confusion was apparent in their faces, he continued.

“You promised you’d protect me from any danger, but guess what? You lied.”

This stunned everyone. Mammon continued.

“All you do is bring me pain, be it physical, emotional or mental. Following was a mistake.”

That shocked them, especially Lucifer.

“Ever since the Fall, I had keep out family afloat while your too busy kissing Diavolo’s ass. I had to be the the punching bag to keep everyone happy.”

“But you didn’t need to be that!” Beel cried, now close to crying.

It was Mammon’s turn to be silent.

“Your right, I didn’t have to a punching bag.”

They glanced at each other in hope. But that was quickly dashed.

“I should have just let you guys kill each other.”

Those words made their blood froze, even more when Mammon glared at them coldly.

“I allowed myself to be the family punching bag cause you all needed let some anger out or you turn to each other. I did that cause I loved you, but I guess that the wrong choice.”

“After all, it would less of a hassle for me in the future.”

By now everyone was nearly in tears.

Turning around, Mammon opened the door.

“Wh-where are you going?”

He didn’t know whose voice is that, he didn’t care.

“To my real family.”

He slammed the door, refusing to listed to their calls to come back.

Mammon can feel the tears run down his face but he wiped them away.

Hate me, just hate me already.

A/N: here ya go. Sorry if this wasn’t what any of you wanted. If you want to do a different ending, go ahead and reblog.

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lancermylove · 2 years

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Teen MC 28: Young MC (HC)

Fandom: Obey Me

Pairing: Levi, Satan, Beel, Belphie, Barbatos, Luke, Solomon, Mephistopheles, Thirteen with gn!Reader, platonic.

Warning: None

Requested by: Anon

Prompt: As soon as I saw that your request box was open I bolted.😂 I also saw that you are allowing requests for Thirteen and Mephistopheles so I wanted ask for those two and all the other characters, headcanon G/N Teen MC and how would they react to them being so young? Kind of similar to your very first teen mc headcanon. ❤️

A/N: Hehe glad you got excited about the request box opening. :3 I didn’t rewrite for Diavolo, Asmo, Mammon, and Simeon, since their reactions would be the same, except I would refer to Diavolo as prince, not king. I was new to OM when I wrote the first Teen MC and thought Diav was the King of Devildom. 😂 Also, since Lucifer was the one who chose MC and knows what MC looks like/their age, I left him out.

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He thinks it’s preposterous for Lucifer to choose someone so young.

At first, he gives you countless lectures and picks out your mistakes, but when he realizes you are not a destructive, hormonal, chaos-causing, immature, and rebellious human teen, Mephistopheles starts seeing you in a new light.

He still gives you lectures, but his voice is warmer; he still picks out your mistakes but provides constructive feedback and helps when needed.

Lastly, he looks out for you and your needs. He, in every sense, acts like a caring older brother who pretends not to care because showing he cares is not cool.

She is stunned to see such a young representative from the human world, but you being young means she can pull pranks on you without heavy consequences.

In short, you become her second main target, after Solomon.

If Thirteen learns you like pulling pranks, she will gladly enlist you as her apprentice.

Once she becomes fond of you, the grim reaper will treat you like a younger sibling but don’t expect her to be a sweet sister - if anything, Thirteen will pull more pranks on you. That’s what siblings do, right?

Barbatos is not surprised as he already knew Lucifer would pick you, but he thinks the program will be a great learning experience for you.

Due to his duties, he can’t spend time with you, but whenever you achieve something - like good grades, stopping the brothers from causing destruction, helping Lucifer, making Diavolo proud - Barbatos cooks for you or sends you a gift as a thank you.

There are times when he wishes he could spend time with you and get to know you better, but as long as you are safe, happy, and working hard, Barbatos is content with watching you from a distance.

He instantly takes a liking to you since you are the second youngest among the exchange students. Luke is genuinely thankful that Lucifer chose someone around his age.

Like Simeon, from day one, Luke is sweet and looks out for you. He lends you an ear when you need to talk, wipes your tears and hugs you when you are sad, protects you from any demon who threatens you, and bakes loads of treats.

To the young angel, you are part of his family.

He is not surprised by your age and thinks it’s a nice change to have a young human around, but Solomon wonders why Lucifer chose you. That alone is enough for him to take an interest in you.

Being the only other human, he gives you special attention, from looking out for your safety to lending you a hand with studying.

Hope you can stomach his cooking because now that you are Solomon’s dear friend, he will cook for you whenever he gets the chance. He wants you to eat well and grow up to be a healthy adult.

When he first sees you, Levi thinks someone brought the wrong human to Devildom. He expected Lucifer to select a mature adult who handles responsibilities and gives endless lectures - someone just like him.

Levi initially assumes you are judgmental like stereotypical teens. But once he learns you are not like that, he slowly lowers his guard.

When he finds out you like gaming and/or anime, Levi gets excited and invites you to spend time with him. Expect binge-watching episodes and playing games for hours without a break.

It takes him a while to completely warm up to you, but when he does, Levi refuses to let anyone else spend time with you. You are his closest friend, and he refuses to let anyone take you away from him.

Like some of the others, Satan expected Lucifer to pick a serious, studious, and fun-hating student, but when he sees you, he is shocked. What exactly prompted his brother to choose a young human?

He is friendly to you from the start and lends you a hand now and then, but Satan only opens up to you when he learns you are studious or like reading or like cats or hate/want to prank Lucifer.

For the most part, he acts more like a friend than a brother, and if you ever want to bend Lucifer’s rules, he gives you his full support. Satan is willing to do anything to annoy his oldest brother.

Beel doesn’t even notice how young you are until he hears Asmo gasping and saying, “Wow, they are young!” Even then, he doesn’t see the deal about your age - if Lucifer chose you, he must have a good reason.

Like Satan, he is friendly to you from day one, but depending on the way you behave with him and his family, either Beel likes you or will maintain a distance from you. If you are nice to him and his family, it doesn’t take him long to accept you as part of the House of Lamentation.

Beel looks out for you, especially your eating habits. If you skip a meal or eat less, he will ask you to eat more and will even go out to buy whatever you feel like eating. As long as you are in the HoL, Beel will make sure you eat properly.

Belphie gets upset when he sees how young you are. He thinks Lucifer might not have slept enough and chose a young teen by accident.

Why did it have to be a young teen? This means the House of Lamentation will have a hyperactive, loud, moody, rebellious, and obnoxious human around - so long for sleeping peacefully.

It takes Belphie the longest to cozy up to you, even if you don’t fit his description of a stereotypical teenager. But the day he accepts you, Belphie will be nothing less than a protective, slightly possessive older brother.

While Beel takes care of your food habits, Belphie will take care of your sleep habits. No skipping out on sleeping, and if you have to pull all-nighters, naps are a must.

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devildomwriter · 2 years

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Obey Me As Parks & Rec #1

Lucifer: If any of you need anything at all…Too bad. Just deal with it yourselves like adults.

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Beelzebub: This maze is like a maze!

Belphegor: …

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*At the Big Ben*

Solomon: Look a clock

Solomon: We don’t have that in America

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Diavolo: I need a few more volunteers for the model U.N. Club. Luke will you be Iceland?

Luke: The bad guys from Mighty Ducks 2, don’t think so

Diavolo: Okay, how about Japan?

Luke: The bad guys from Karate Kid 2, even worse

Luke: What about Germany? They’ve never been the bad guys

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Asmodeus: So I made my desk out of silver m&m’s. But they do not make silver m&m’s so I spray painted therm

Simeon: Okay, those are poisonous so no one eat them

Beelzebub: Yeah. Duh.

Simeon: Go throw up

Beelzebub: I didn’t eat any

Simeon: Go throw up

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British Man: We don’t accept American currency, sir

Satan: Fine, enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail old woman and a baby

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Mammon: I’d say my coaching style is centered around the fundamentals, with an emphasis on fun and a second emphasis on mental

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Solomon: All right. I got my park, that’s all I wanted from you. Friendship over.

Asmodeus: Don’t even joke about it, Solomon

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Mammon: So, I feel like you were mad at me yesterday and I don’t know why.

Mammon: So I made a list of everything I did and I’m gonna try not to do any of them again

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Simeon: But I think I know what’s going on in your head

Belphegor: Oh, well then, welcome to the horror show

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Mammon: There’s an old saying in show business “the show must go wrong”

Mammon: Everything always goes wrong and you just have to deal with it

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Diavolo: Guys I don’t know if I made it clear, but I don’t want any sex offenders in our parks catalog

Mephistopheles: …

Mephistopheles: …Okay I’ll go photoshop his face

Lucifer: Can you photoshop your life with better decisions, Mephisto

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MC: We made, like, a hundred million doctors appointments for ourselves in one week. After this we won’t have to go to the doctor for for, like, ten years.

Mammon: *Bouncing around*

MC: Cause we’re smart

Mammon: *Bounces into wall and gets concussion*

MC: …

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Belphegor: Beel!

Beelzebub: Call an ambulance

Belphegor: Beel!

Beelzebub: A different ambulance than the one I just ran into

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Asmodeus: It’s the most romantic story ever. It makes the notebook look like saw 5

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MC: Lucifer? Are you kidding me?

MC: I have never heard him threaten to hurt anyone or anything

MC: That guy is like, a vegetarian

MC: Look at him, he’s like a big ol’ soft teddy bear

Lucifer: …

MC: His nickname around the office is Softy Pants McHuggable

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nikosamaki · 2 years

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What’s their reaction to a SHORT MC:

Lucifer & Satan & Solomon:

"Pfft... Humans are short or you ARE Special?? 🤣". Mannnnnnnnn, he’s TOO much cruel and he really wants to break your HEART!! (Such a JERK) –out of joking, he’ll NEVER try to break your heart, but if he did and not noticed; he’s gonna fix it. You can barely reach to his SHOULDER! If you stand next to him, you both will look like an ELEPHANT and a MOUSE – Luci’s height is 189 to 192 & Satan’s 180 to 182 & Solo’s 182 to 184; it would be extremely TALL for you who is 150 to 165!-, so because of this reason, you try to NEVER stand next to him.

He really loves your shortness, because it’s easy for him to do ANYTHING! -when I said ANYTHING, I meant SEXY and NAUGHTY things! (Come on, don’t act like you’re a PURE Angel without any lewd thoughts☺. You mean, you’ve NEVER EVER thought about when he FUCKS you? See, you have. You can’t fool me babe and stop imitating like you’re INNOCENT 🥰).

Levi & Mammon:

“LOL�� Seriously you ARE short!! 🤣🤣 I have never seen such a SHORT person or demon -but not angel, because we have Luke- like you😂”. You just want to punch him in the face and leave him with nosebleed (Don’t worry, it’s not vicious of you. You just want to learn him a lesson that everyone –with ANY HEIGHT- can achieve to anything that they want). The funny thing is, he is NOT that much tall -like Beel & Luci & Dia; Mam’s height is 177 to 180 and Levi’s 178 to 180, they doesn’t have much difference in their heights.

Nevertheless, he’s REALLY happy that you’re SHORT & TINY –oww, CHIBI mc… Thit’s so CUTE for his heart, also he can get HEART ATTACK, because of YOU!!-; but he will NEVER ever make fun of your height –he can swear!-, because he knows how does it feel to be SHORT (My POOR boy😭). That doesn’t mean he doesn’t like your height for doing ANYTHINGS 😉 (I won’t continue it, because I left it to your IMAGINATION).

Asmo & Belphie & Luke:

“Ahaha… MC, I didn’t know we BOTH are the shortest among them🤣. But you ARE the SHORTEST😂” –Asmo & Belpie said it sarcastically, except Luke; he said it in sad mood😥. Your feelings is just the same as when Levi and Mam said it –of course you can’t and don’t dare to punch Luke’s face, you CRUEL!!-; so you just give him a threatening grin☺ -again, except LUKE. Asmo’s 173 to 176 & Belpie’s 175 to 178 & Luke’s 148 to 153 –Soooooo small🤣🤣🤣🤣 but it makes me worry, he’s short as a kid.

Anyway, it doesn’t stop him for doing SWEET THINGS with you –SHAME on you if you counted LUKE TOO!! Seriously, HOW COULD YOU??-; because he’s still TALLER than you –with the measure I considered your height.

Beel & Diavolo & Barbatos & Simeon:

“MC, where are YOU?? Oh… You’re here😄”. This BASTERD… You prefer to be DEAD rather than to be shown MERCY and hear these GROSSLY words! You just want to KILL him because it still has a FUNNY side but you know that he doesn’t mean it –you’re in a BAD Dilemma 😐, KILL or TOLRATE… Which one?? If I were in your shoes, I’d choose KILLING🔪. Definitely he’ll never try to tease you with your height –in the other hand, he doesn’t CARE about your height… Thanks to God. Remember how would you look like when you stand next to Luci or so on –I mean others-; standing next to Dia or Beel is MILLION times WORSE than standing next to the others!! It's like you are next to Mount Everest!!!! WTF! -Beel’s 191 to 194 & Dia’s 194 to 197 & Barb 181 to 183 & Sim’s 180 to 182 (Give me the right that Dia is the SECOND MOUNT EVEREST, don’t you AGREE??).

Well, the SWEET part has come! –I meant NAUGHTY one that everyone loves🥰😎. He can move you really easy as he wishes and do WHATEVER he wants (I can SEE your DIRTY & NAUGHTY imagination… NICE👍).

ATTENTION: The writer IS NOT SHORT, on the contrary, SHE –I meant ME- IS TALL! I��m 175 Dears😊❤

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