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Someone brought in a Kermit and now everyday it’s got a new type of torture. I couldn’t get everyday but it’s also been crucified and hung.

#oH dear

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harry potter is slightly related to voldemort , yiKies

#yikes #harry #potter #harry potter #voldemort #the dark lord

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Bromeo, Bromeo, wherefore art thou Bromero?

#bromero #looking #for #a bro #bro watching #bro lookout #shakesphere #literatrue #reading #poems #play #kay #buy #bye #i MEANt bYe #keep ur eye our for me bromeo

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THE ONE HECKIN DAY I LOG ONTO TUMBLR IS THE DAY YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSE TO LOG ONTO TUMBLR. I HATE MYSELF.

#IM SO SORRY #I LOATHE MYSELF #SORRY #AGAIN #OKAY #im leaving now #im really sorry

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i don’t really wanna go to math today

i said i don’t really wanna to go to math 

i don’t really wanna to go to math today

i don’t wanna go to math today

#i think i failed my math final #there were ten questions #and it was worth 190 points #and i didn't do two problems #i wanna die #eek #save me

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IN LAST CHRISTMAS BY WHAM I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THIS WHOLE TIME THEY WERE SAYING “HAPPY CHRISTMAS” IN A WHISPER VOICE, NOT “MERRY CHRISTMAS”. MY LIFE IS A LIE.

#wham #christmas #christmastime #christmas time #song #songs #christmas songs #christmas song #music #listen #george michael #george #michael #listening #to #merry #merry chris #merry christmas #happy #happy christmas #i #was #today #years #old #i was today years old #when i found out #my #life #is

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final exams? 

more like my final moments of sanity. 

#school #high school #dead #tired #final #finals #finals are coming #brace yourself

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are we going to ignore the fact that in fourth year, when visiting St. Mungo’s for the first time Harry Potter (who has in fact been active in the wizarding world for FOUR HECK’N YEARS) wonders why Tonks is talking to a mannequin to get in???

#like boi you are literally living in a world where magic is possible and you're wondering why tonks is talking to a mannequin #please use your brain potter #honestly the wizarding world seems to surprise him #im surprised he doesnt wake up every morning going like magic exists? wow! #hp #Harry Potter #harry #potter #Harry Potter text post #nymphadora tonks #tonks #reasons why harry potter isn't in ravenclaw #ravenclaw

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idk bout you guys but sibling relation ships are oddly aggressive  

they’re like “hey come right here right now or i’ll punch you in the face” 

#is it just me #do other people do this #is this normal #sibling #siblings #brother #sister #sibling relationships #siblings realtionship #sibling relationship

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hey @ tumblr users what’s the weirdest thing you think america does 

#in my opinion its the pledge of allegiance #america is so insecure #children are forced to chant the same thing everyday #to show their allegiance to the country #america are you okay #america #us #usa #United States of America #united states #tumblr #tumblr users #people #of #people of tumblr #everyone #answer me please

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I’M HERE I’M BACK I KNOW THIS’LL NEVER LAST  I’M TIRED I’M BORED WHY DOES NOTHING RYHYME WITH BORED?

#to tune of the opening bring it on cheer #how did i gain followers #how is this possible #just watch #half of them are bots #hmmmm #oi #okay #buiiiii

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ALSDKFASLDF

*breathes in* I DON’T HAVE ANY ORIGINAL CONTENT

*breathes out*

ME NEITHER ITS OK

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oi, long time no seeeeeeeee

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In 7th grade our teacher made us submit an essay into a competition sponsored by a drug-free campaign. The essay basically had to be about how drugs are bad and our pledge to never do drugs. My friend won first place out of the entire district and the reward was a check for $40 to be used towards college. The check was written so that it couldn’t be redeemed until 2017 (the year we graduated) and my friend just now cashed it. She then proceeded to buy 7 grams of weed with her drug-free essay prize money.

#huh

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today’s food plan:

#me too #cheese #live #forever #immortality #immortal #never #die

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SPIDER CAT SPIDER CAT 

#spider #spiderman #spider man #spider cat #cat #animals #cute #upsidedown #upside down #wall #ceiling #meme #yes

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Slowly starts pecking

#repost #meme #comic #comics #four panel comic #pigeon #pigeons #birds #food #feeding #grass #bench