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Microsoft Word: hey yo, you wrote something wrong here

Me: i know, but I want it like that, can’t you please just forgive that fault this time?

Word: Forgive but never forget

#tumblr #funny #memes #microsoft #word #Microsoft word #typos #they keep reminding me of my typos like I’m having amnesia #cant just leave me alone #if I WANT to write that word you don’t know #then why can’t you just let me be #writing

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I’ve reached a point where I open my Pinterest and can’t tell if these are ads or sum shitposts anymore.

#Pinterest #funny #tumblr #memes #shitposts #ads #adverts #home feed #this is kinda sad #my humor has gone down to another level #i think it’s even worse that I would laugh about these if they were memes

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Things writers do to show two persons are siblings:

-emotional deep talk every two pages

-being super overprotective

-weird nicknames

Things they should include instead:

-knowing super random things about each other

-just standing in their room like NPCs

-very own way of talking & stupid insiders even the reader doesn’t get

#writing #siblings #fr who talks to their siblings like they do in books #also insulting each other in every single conversation #and saying the same things at the same time #can please someone write this #ao3 #Wattpad #authors #Books #writers #funny #memes #tumblr

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So I just found these pictures

And I can’t believe it’s not a common meme yet.

Like, the possibilities are endless.

I love this

#tumblr #funny #memes #Pinterest #dog #cute #cute dog #pineapple #meme #random #this is so stupid #stupid #doggie #Hehe long face

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It’s 2054. Spotify wrapped knows your mental state better than you do. Therapists all have become unemployed. You watch your Spotify wrapped and they tell you your music personality is angsty techno bitch. You accept your fate.

#Spotify #Spotify wrapped #tumblr #funny #memes #mental health #therapy #therapists #im going to expose your mental state in a way that is so uncalled for #music

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I just thought of this old post and oh my god what have I done.

#the list keeps getting longer #well actually his „best friend“ isn’t really only his „best friend“ #and he wasn’t exactly young in the 70s #but cmon #this can’t be a coincidence #they both based their characters on Roget Taylor #Roger Taylor #queen #good omens #stranger things #Steve Harrington #Crowley #crowley and aziraphale #gay #literally three different fandoms #tumblr #meme #funny #steeeeve #rogah taylah #Amazon #Neil #neil gaiman

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Saw this and got excited till I noticed the other half was covered by a tree.

#queen #disappointed #is this just fantasy #the universe hates me #:( #Freddie mercury #queen of waxing #r u serious #memes #funny #sad #tumblr #Twitter

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So I’ve recently watched Good Omens and I really like them using so many Queen songs for the soundtrack, but how come they didn’t play „Death on two legs“ when the literal Death got introduced; like c‘mon.

#queen #Freddie mercury #good omens #Amazon #Neil #neil gaiman #Neil gayman? #aziraphale #Crowley #death #the four horsemen #death on two legs #puns #tumblr #funny #memes #they could’ve made such a great pun #but they didn’t #aziraphale x Crowley #gay

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I CANNOT BREATHE RN, HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE-

#queen #Roger #Roger Taylor #Pinterest #Twitter #tumblr #memes #funny #timothée #timothée chalamet #chalamet #Taylor #Music #this can’t be a coincidence #i believe the universe has a bigger plan for me #Rock #im wheezing #they’re the same picture

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Can we please talk about embroidered Chucks they’re so beautiful, I wanna cry.

#chucks #embroidered #embroid #beautiful #handcraft #mushrooms #i love mushrooms #look at those little flowers they so cute #the world would be a better place if everyone had those shoes #I’d sell my soul for the green ones #im crying because I already sold my soul so I don’t have anything else to offer #shoes #green

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The first person to ever cover a song must’ve sounded so fucking rude like „hey, this song is pretty cool, but do you know who could make it better? Ah yes. Me.“

#song cover #rude #Songs #covers #music #musician #tumblr #funny #memes #random shit #pigeon

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It’s so boring when you suddenly get old enough to watch a movie with age rating. Like, before you were cool and rebellious and now you’re just basic shit.

#Movies #memes #stupid ass shit #i wanna be emotional damaged by disturbing footage of „drugs and swearing #tumblr #funny #boring #Series #basic shit

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A Person: You support gay rights so you must be gay.

Me: Do you support animals rights?

Person: Yeah…?

Me: So? Does that mean you’re a fuckin alpaca?

Person: Actually… *rips mask off and reveals alpaca*

Me: holy fuckin shit

#alpaca #gay #funny #gay rights #animals rights #Support #holy fuckin shit #plot twist #now I have to rip the mask off too #Rips mask off #reveals the gay #meme #tumblr

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Happy Pride Month everyone!

#pride month #gay #bi #Trans #queer #nonbinary #pan #lesbian #just everyone #the month of the gay #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia+ #ace #aroace #the straights can be happy too #pretty sure every company will be all fancy and sparkli for 30 days and after that boring as always #the last Tag is kinda long #johnlock

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I’m not a native speaker so whenever I read supremacy somewhere, my brain pronounces it like soup-re-mah-sy

#english #supremacy #non-native #soup #funny #tumblr #tell me I’m not the only one #im glad i never had to use that word yet #trash

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To all the introverts out there who managed to get married, how did you do that? I meet like 2 new persons in one year so I‘m kinda worried.

#introverts #introvert #married #Social #meme #funny #tumblr #meeting new people is scary #i don’t wanna die alone

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Some random YouTuber: *creates Short including one sec of acting*

Everyone in the comments:

#YouTube #Oscar #YouTuber #YouTube Shorts #comments #internet #funny #meme #yeah why give it to people who actually deserve it #memes #tumblr