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yourockthebeatofmyheart · 4 months

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mbmbam yahoo question: how can a font be sexy? it's just letters???

me:

#rachel rambles #i literally said out loud to no one #'oh honey'

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britcision · 9 months

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Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”

The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned

The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine

Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her

#food tips #food #usually pork #you can’t just fry pork plain #it’s fucking boring #no #even just the tiniest bloop of teriyaki #a teaspoon of lea and perrins #or my preferred bastard mix: honey garlic honey mustard teriyaki bbq lea and perrins #leave it in that bitch overnight #i did a 48 hour marinade once and OH MY FUCKING GID #i wish i had energy to do it every day

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apollos-boyfriend · 10 months

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so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.

and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.

and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive

#icarus speaks #i fully believe she's correct btw #they are. not the brightest people. and honestly probably believe this is something that could work #cause i can see the logic of get him away and hopefully he'll realize it's a phase. which is Likely what they think #but oh honey you have a big storm coming #side note this is the SECOND time someone's been outed without permission on that side of the family 😭#bitches learned of my transgenderism SO quickly #also even if that's NOT why they sent him here. i will still be rocking his world #they have given me Infinite Power and i will use it to make this kid's life as queer as physically possible

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wasyago · 3 months

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welp, didn't manage to get everything out before season 10 started, but i gotta post it one way or another so here we go! heard there was a fandom swap game going on, wanted to do a couple promts of my own :D

#guys with freaky eyes <3 #i really didn't expect season 10 to be so soon what do i do now...#very sorry to all the naruto girlies. there might be a lot of minecraft art for a while 😔 bud ninja stuff is coming too eventually #anyways! about the drawing:#decided to turn hypno into the 'bug tango with 4 arms and antennae' variant instead of a regular one because it's just more fun and unique;#and tango is in his dungeon master color pallett because his regular one looked a bit plain.#and i think hypnosis really fits the theme of a dungeon master and wrangling ravagers.#plus i wanted to use the design i drew a while ago at least once #oh also yeah hypno is a bee here because of his honey shop and stuffs #hypnotizd #tangotek #hermitcraft #my art #sketch #season 10 fanart is coming but later. i wanna post everything in the order it was drawn. so...

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zu-is-here · 2 months

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(〃˃̵3˂̵)(ᴖ◡U๑)♪

thanks to l1met1me for sudden inspiration! <3

Cross from xtaleunderverse by jakei95

Shattered Dream from shattereddreamsau by galacii / galacii-gallery

#zu art #comic #dark cream #cross!sans #shattered dream #meme #undertale #undertale au #utmv #oh honey honeypie ♪#knowing how S!Dream doesn't want Cross to be angry he /would/ do that... ////#it's not dark cream week yet but I couldn't resist ;)#long time no draw them I almost forgot to do it heh

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theeroticlover · 3 months

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Mhmm !!! Let me pamper you....

#intimate #couple #intimacy #touch #romantic #romance #desire #caressing #caress #caresses #care #affection #caress me #oh honeyyyyy #honey #cutie honey #pampering #so cute #sweetness #eroticlover

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cubeapples · 12 days

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obsessed with the fact that tom riddle's three career plans were shop assistant, teacher, or murderous fascist dictator.

#like oh honey no #tom riddle #voldemort #harry potter #lord voldemort

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periwinckles · 1 year

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If there was no rebellion, and Katniss succeeded in her plans for the quarter quell, Peeta would have been the victor.

Which means, she would have died, and her mother and Prim would have lost privilege, the money and the house.

Why would Katniss risk Prim's safety (and her mother as well), something that was always her driving force, to save Peeta's life?

Because she knew he would have taken care of them.

Book 1 we see Katniss asking Gale to take care of her family.

Book 2 we see Katniss assuming Peeta would take care of them, without even asking.

#at the end of mockingjay when Gale says #the only thing I had going for me was taking care of your family #oh honey you lost that #way before Prim died #the hunger games #THG #everlark #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark

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xvqtyx · 10 months

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#oh honey #aesthetic

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infinite-orangepeel · 1 year

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#oh eddie honey #steddie #steddie incorrect quotes #steddie meme #incorrect steddie #steddie textposts #steddie shitposts #steddie crack #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie headcanon #steddie brainrot #fruity four #stranger things #steve x eddie #steve harrington/eddie munson #incorrect eddie munson #incorrect steve harrington quotes

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braisedhoney · 9 months

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the fundamental problem

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chiliger · 4 months

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Snow planet equals snow fight!

#chiligerart #commander wolffe #clone trooper sinker #clone trooper boost #104th battalion #star wars #the clone wars #sw tcw #sinker’s big brain move to ambush the commander before he hits first #boost honey why is your hair like that #played ‘I’ll be home for Christmas’ by the oh hellos on repeat for this one #it’s a fun song!

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kermitthesog · 4 months

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in the future, just putting this out there, the line, "I picked her because I couldn't imagine we'd ever be friends." will be the line that we're all thinking about as they have their first kiss. I'M JUST SAYING

#the switch up is crazy #oh honey #you're in for a hell of a ride #he doesnt know #percy jackon and the olympians #rick riordan #percy jackson #pjo fandom #pjo #pjo series #percy jackson show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson tv series #show percabeth #percabeth

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trektown · 4 months

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Odo is never beating the autism allegations when this is how he smiles