#And Bruce is like where tf did you even get this

[tomriddleslovergirl]

May i request a platonic yandere batfam x willing gn reader who is very unpredictable? Like one night Tim was monitoring them sleeping. He took a sip of his coffee, when he look back, reader is gone. He panicked only to find reader eating a midnight cereal in the kitchen. Or when they went out on a patrol one night and saw the reader waving at them(from a very secluded place), bringing them some snacks.

But the thing is, they never really tried escaping so...what do you think?

Yandere!Batfamily x Unpredictable!Reader

Warnings: Mentions of reader having a bad home life, kidnapping, gn reader

Platonic!Bruce Wayne x Reader, Platonic!Tim Drake x Reader, Platonic!Dick Grayson, x reader, Platonic!Jason Todd x reader

Bruce has a lot of experience with kids doing dumb ass shit and not listening to him, so he’s prepared, even though the circumstances are pretty different, considering how overprotective the whole family is over you.

It kinda makes sense to the Batfamily why you haven’t tried escaping. You didn’t have the best home life before, and having a billionaire as your new “dad” is a pretty big step up from that.

Though before they got it into their heads that you weren’t trying to escape, you gave them quite a few scares.

For example, one night Tim was supposed to be monitoring you while he slept. He had gotten up to get another cup of coffee, but when he came back, you weren’t in your room anymore.

Where did you go and how tf did you get past all those alarms without tripping them?

Tim was quickly looking through each of the monitors, when he saw you in the living room reading a book.

It was obvious that you weren’t trying to escape. Though he didn’t understand why you weren’t trying to leave the manor. Maybe you had gotten Stockholm syndrome?

Another time, Dick was on patrol, bored, when he heard you calling for him.

Curious, he turned around and there you were, waving at him using one hand and the other holding a plastic bag.

What were you doing out here? No way the old man would’ve let you go out this late.

Dick went up to you and you explained that you had snuck out to hang out with him.

Dick lectured you on how sneaking out can be dangerous and told you to not do it again. Though he let you stay with him for a little bit, while you both chatted & ate the snacks you brought.

He noted to tell Bruce to up the security.

There have been times you snuck into Jason’s apartment just to hang out with him.

Though, he’ll make you go back to the manor if he has to go on a mission.

#yandere batfamily x reader #platonic batfamily x reader #Tim drake x reader #bruce wayne x reader #Dick Grayson x Reader #platonic!dick grayson x reader #batman x reader #dc x reader #batfamily x reader #jason todd x reader #platonic!jason todd x reader

[damiianismwayne]

damian: what did you draw

dick: a dog and he's bored.

dick: what did you draw?

damian: a stick.

dick: a stick?

damian: a stick from the park WHERE YOU PROMISED TO TAKE ME TODAY

dick: name a country beginning with V :)

jason: venezuela!

tim: vinland-

dick: huh??

jason: vinland?

tim: vinland

jason: OH MY DAYS! LOW IT! DONT CHAT TO ME! YOU SAID WHAT-

tim: i said vinland...

jason: VINLAND?!

jason: YOURE ON SOME JOKE TING

tim: he said F blud!

jason: whatchu said-

dick: 'V'!

jason: V.

tim: venus!

jason and dick:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dick: fuck you. I HOPE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY HAS A NICE CHRISTMAS.

jason: i'm sorry, but i just cant support the existence of white people. thats not right.

damian: oh really? whats that.

tim:

jason: an exception.

damian: would you... still... love me.. if i was ga-

bruce: hm? if what?

damian: no that was the question-

dick: what did you get tim for his birthday?

jason: i got him a kitten.

dick: really?! me too!

stephanie: i also got him a cat!

duke: looks like we had the same idea!

jason: duke, please... tell me you didnt get tim a cat as well..

bruce: i got him... a kitten.

tim with the 5 cats around his room: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER

dick: i'm also dressed, and- i made BREAKFAST.

dick: wait, where are my eggs-

damian: in my belly.

tim: why do you have a jojo siwa backpack?

damian: why are you such a fucking bitch.

tim: jesus fuck...

criminal running away from batman:

tim: look at this guy runnin.

tim: tf you runnin for?

tim: somebody chasin' u or something??

tim: ...

tim: OH FUCK WE CHASIN HIM-

damian: sis is this you right here in this alley?

jason: sister if you see a bitch in the alleyway with a dome-shaped red helmet over his head that is NOT me. GO. THE. OTHER. WAY.

joker as red hood:

damian: who is thissss-

dick: those are my favorite roast potatoes :)

jason: ill have you know...

jason: dick grayson.

jason: that those are actually MY favorite roast potatoes.

jason: so ill let ya off easy this time, dick grayson.

jason: with just this lil warnin.

jason: they cant be both our favorites, now, can they?

batman: what the-

terry: im batman. i need you to come with me

batman: who the heck are you?

terry: i just told you- listen. im from the future.

batman: how dare you point at me?

terry: you were pointing first

batman: rude to point.

terry: YOU ARE BEING VERY RUDE YOURE NOT EVEN FROM-

dick: which one pointed first?

damian: batman pointed first! obviously!

terry: YOURE POINTING AT ME RIGHT NOW!

batman: youre pointing.

terry: LOOK AT YOUR FINGER. LOOK AT YOUR FINGER RIGHT NOW-

batman: its different from normal pointing.

terry: YOURE ACCUSING ME OF POINTING WHY-

jason: alr important question for our friendship. when you go to the movie theatre do you ask for extra butter or regular butter? or no butter?

dick: i put skittles. not skittles- m&ms with the popcorn

jason: alr im gonna remove richard from this call-

dick: HOLD ON PLEA-

jason: something devilish has been brewing within me for years on end that will only escape through the means of physical violence.

#damian wayne #damian al ghul #dc universe #batfam #dc robin #batman #bruce wayne #dc batman #fake quotes #dick grayson #nightwing #richard grayson #batfamily #jason todd #red hood #robin dc #tim drake #tim drake wayne #terry mcginnis #stephanie brown #dc joker #the joker #red robin

[lazycats-stuff]

Damian Wayne x male reader

Okay, this idea came out of nowhere, but imagine this. Damian Wayne x shapeshifter reader, but the reader can turn into a cat... Also, I got a few asks about Damian Wayne fics, so why not? Short but sweet, hehe. I will post the second part to MWII 141 TF soon, just need to get it written.

Also, feel free to send requests.

Summary: (Y/N) has a secret, one that even Damian Wayne doesn't know. Damian finds out by complete accident.

Damian was a very observant person by nature. He could tell when somebody was lying to him or hiding something. It was a skill that he was proud off, but realized it could be a bad thing when in a relationship. Now it has become a problem.

He started dating (Y/N) (L/N) about 6 months ago and Damian didn't think he could have found a better person to date. They met at school by complete accident in the library. From that moment on, their friendship grew and grew.

(Y/N) was also Damian's gay awakening, which was no small feat. And yes, (Y/N) did know that Damian is Robin. Damian could tell that (Y/N) was the one.

And the rest of the family loved him. Bruce and Alfred approved of (Y/N), which was the best thing that could happen to him.

But something was happening to (Y/N). He was... Jumpy and there was something off. He could quietly move, almost like he was trained to do so. Damian was confused about that. There wasn't anything wrong about that, but still, to walk that quietly...

Also, he likes scratched all over his body. Especially the cheeks and under the chin. Nothing unusual, people liked to get scratched, but this was... A bit odd.

There were also times where it seemed like (Y/N) was just bouncing off of walls and then there were times were he crashed down and just slept for a long time.

Also, there were nap times. (Y/N) could sleep through anything and when he slept, he would sleep for a long time. Sometimes it would surprise him how long he could sleep and still get work done.

Also, recently, he liked to bump noses with Damian and just nuzzle around his neck. Damian thought it was just something about him, you know, just physical touch or rather love language.

" I don't know how to approach this guys. I don't want to be that invasive boyfriend, but there is something about (Y/N) that's off. His behavior reminds me of a cat. " Damian admitted to his family.

" Well, if it worries you, you should talk to him. " Bruce said.

" Wow, you are the one to talk about communication. " Jason remarked from the side, making Bruce roll his eyes.

" Either way, talk to him. "

Damian didn't say anything, instead he sipped his coffee. Maybe his father is right. Talking is a good idea. If only he wasn't a Wayne and an Al Ghul. Maybe it would be easier.

Damian came home earlier than he said to (Y/N). He needs to talk to (Y/N) now.

" (Y/N)? " He called into the apartment. He heard a soft chirp. A chirp?! He saw a cat on the couch, just curled in. It was a black cat and Damian was in shock. How did a cat get in here?!

Once the cat realized that Damian was here, it got up on all fours and the hairs stood up. Damian moved slowly towards the cat, jumping at it when he got close enough. Something was off. Why did the cat respond to (Y/N)? Could this be?

" Is that you (Y/N)? "

The cat relaxed and all of a sudden, (Y/N) was beneath him now, looking away. Damian could see tears in his eyes.

" Oh habibi, there is no need to cry. It's okay... Do you think that I would break up with you? " Damian asked, cupping (Y/N)'s cheek.

" Yes. "

Damian's heart broke at the mere thought of that.

" Oh habibi. I love you, every single part of you. Maybe I love the cat side more, but still. " Damian said, giving him kisses all over his face.

And once his lips landed against (Y/N)'s Damian felt at peace.

" You can always change into your cat form. And that explains a lot of your behavior. " Damian said, nuzzling (Y/N)'s neck.

" Now you are becoming a car Dames. "

Damian chuckled, gathering (Y/N) in his arms. (Y/N) shifted into a cat, finally nuzzling his neck, making sure to mark him. Damian chuckled at the nuzzling.

" I love you (Y/N). "

He got a meow in return, but he knew what that meow stood for.

#dc comics #dc x male reader #x male reader #damian x male reader #robin x male reader

[hijinxinprogress]

YouTuber!Stephanie

Stephanie has a youtube channel (she 100% gives it a name like gotham_after_dark or bat_interpreter) where she follows Batman and mocks him, she definitely also makes content on tiktok and instagram

She’s recording fights with rogues and him interrogating questioning people and doing voice overs in a goofiest growl she can for batman but she also does voices for everyone else (it gets to the point where penguin puts a hit out and is actively trying to expose the youtubers identity bc steph does this terrible whiny british accent when she’s imitating penguin)

She starts her channel right after Bruce fires her from Robin and still does it to this day

Bc if she’s gonna get shit for not being Tim might as well go all the way right?? She’s just doing the opposite of what Tim’s doing or outright copying him depending on which would annoy them the most

Stephanie records batman dangling some guy off a roof for the 37th time this week while going “You said the cheese on the nachos at your restaurant was imported directly from Italy but I saw you…THIS CHEESE IS FROM A GROCERY STORE…in GOTHAM… do you know what batman does to liars??”

Batman’s chasing the joker? Again? Here comes Stephanie with her fucking camera “Joker baby, you know that fight with Cobblepot meant nothing to me” “You know what, Bats? Fight whoever you want!” “Why are you going to Cobblepot’s lair with a grenade launcher? Baby…?” “Well, if the wellbeing of fucking Oswald is sooo important to you, you fucking cheater ☹️ I’m gonna kill him” “HUH” Stephanie’s joker voice is pretty good but she stops when Jason follows her channel after admitting he watches it (however Damian gives zero fucks and edits in his scarily accurate joker impression and will break into Jason’s apartment at random to do his joker impression)

Stephanie’s Duke impression is just her making puns in a bad robot voice and Duke hates it sm bc she’s saying shit like “Don’t signal for backup bc I’m already Signal-ing this ass whooping” “The yellow is the Signal for you to run” “Hey hey hey, night time is when you do this stupid shit rn is Signal Time” “The sun is my Signal to be vigilant-y” “Setting off that alarm should’ve been enough of a Signal for you stop” (Dick made tshirts and Duke refuses to talk to him when he wears them)

You legally have to be a level 79 hater to be a vigilante in gotham so most of Steph’s videos esp after Bruce has pissed her off are just her shitting on batman in a terrible growl “Damn, I’m getting too old for this…my knees hurt so much” “Nightwing thinks he’s funny, asking me if I remember the dust bowl…mf I remember the fucking big bang” “I’m so good at this, I don’t think anyone knows I’m a vampire” “Bruce Wayne owns gotham general and can’t cure Alzheimer’s?? I hate that asshole, I don’t even remember where tf I’m going” “I wanted to be Spider-Man and now I’m this” “Ooh, I’m Batman and I hate fun, happiness, and joy” “Don’t do crime, be like me…perpetually bitchless and breaking kneecaps” “Some people need coffee for a pick me up but I just need to see a purse snatcher piss their pants” “I don’t actually meld into the shadows, I just have Apple Maps and it takes me the long way”

Batman’s fighting or arguing with black mask?  Stephanie has been waiting for this moment so every video with black mask is just her making fun of black mask to the point where there’s barely any batman slander “My real names fucking Roman so I had to go all out with this stupid ass costume…I’m not even a real gothamite, I’m from metropolis” “Sionis…I don’t care… you blew up thirteen hostages” “ITS NOT MY FAULT, OKAY?! Did you know you’re supposed to wash masks? Especially if you wear the same one everyday? Bc I fucking didn’t” “…Sionis…” “THERES MOLD ON MY FACE and this mask smells like ASS” “Everyone knows that, you moron…How do you think I found you? I can smell your stench from damn near two miles away…” “I’m like scary though right??” “No, Sionis, you just have poor hygiene…and issues” “Dammit, I’m like a dollar tree version of two face” “Not quite, what’s lower than that? Dollar tree is too good for you…don’t tell joker but Harvey’s way-”

Stephanie has a two hour video of batman grappling across Gotham just shitting on metropolis and sixty seven minutes of it is just Superman slander in a terrible growl

There’s short clips of cass suddenly disappearing or appearing out of nowhere before and after dismantling someone with the michael myers theme playing in the background (Cass does dramatic flips and landings every time steph records her)

When Bruce complains about the threat to their identities and compromising ongoing missions/investigations, Stephanie (who is purposely trying to piss him off) just looks him dead in eye and goes “Well, you’re not the boss of me sooo” so Tim gives a presentation and shuts down every single argument Bruce makes just to be contrary bc he’s a fucking asshole

Tim only has a problem with it when Stephanie and Damian start working together bc Damian  does concerningly accurate impressions and Damian keeps making Tim sound like a fucking idiot and it’s worse bc he can mimic his speech patterns (“I can’t do this anymore… I’m sad and pasty… Call the fifth robin, you know…the only competent robin…”) 

Like Damian’s repeating one of Tim’s caffeine concoction induced rants about bagels in Tim’s voice while Steph is growling at him to focus in her batman impression

When Tim brings his complaints to Bruce about Stephanie’s youtube account, Bruce cites Tim’s own argument back to him so Tim takes over editing and recording to be an asshole

#stephanie brown #spoiler dc #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #jason todd #dick grayson #cassandra cain #dc gotham #dcu #youtuber!stephanie brown #Damian stands at the end of Jason’s bed at 3am and just does the joker laugh for no fucking reason #Damian is 100% responsible for Jason’s mental health decline #Steph does an accurate british accent but it’s still whiny bc Alfred gave her the ‘I’m not mad I’m just disappointed’ look #Stephanie’s yt channel actually makes it easier to keep their identities secret bc she uses every batman theory in her videos #Stephanie 🤝🏾 Damian: psychological warfare on their friends and family #They probably think they’re just being mildly annoying but in actuality they’ve caused 67 mental breakdowns a week

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i have a question, as i am also a big enjoyer of damian wayne and have been spinning around the concept of an arc/issue/solo for him and i like to hear people's thoughts an ideas: if you could right a solo, or an issue of detective comics starring damian wayne, what would right, because GOD, DC needs to give him to someone who'll actually do something with him.

hmmmm I think a good follow-up to Robin: Son of Batman, which focuses a lot on Damian trying to redeem/"redeem" himself for what he did in the League of Shadows, would be an arc where the idea that he was fully responsible is challenged.

(I don't necessarily think he has to agree with it, I think lots of batfam members have insane senses of responsibility and if they immediately all went like 'yeah you're right this isn't something I could stop' it would get boring. I just would like to see it challenged by the text, like babs tells cass that she wasn't at fault for killing someone as an eight year old in batgirl. Before cass goes to fight shiva to the death in a battle she does not intend on winning b/c she won't kill again XD)

anyway so with that in mind. i think talia should be involved. I know I'm so insanely mad whenever I see this panel (link) b/c Talia's being asked to apologize and redeem herself for something that wasn't even in character (and i followed up: Bruce can act OOC and get it swept under the rug or justified he doesn't have to apologize for it (link).) ANYWAY but thats besides the point the point is I'm imagining Talia hearing Damian say like "we all must pay, mother." and I think she'd be like "who tf even told you that????" and she'd be a good second point of view in this arc, challenging Damian's ideas that he needs to actively redeem himself or he was a bad person earlier, because while Damian just sees what he did vs what he's doing now, she sees him as her child.

I also went kind of on about this when reading Knight Terrors (link) but I think it would be deeply discomforting for Damian to contemplate the idea that he wasn't in responsible for what he did in the League, because the way he deals with it is ok wait i'll just quote that post:

I think if he followed these thoughts (that his training is something that was 'done' to him) further, it would scare him, because the way he currently copes with it and views the world in general is by everything being his fault and his responsibility - in his control. If he admits or acknowledges that he was just a kid being raised a certain way, it’s not in his control, it’s not something he can redeem himself from, and it falls outside his current way he views the world.

anyway that said that's what like. the general 'next step' of Damian's arc I'd have i think would be neat.

I'd also be down with like. literally just fun adventures, like I wouldn't even hate Damian in high school and solving low-stakes crimes like we have in batman and robin 2023 if it wasn't written so blandly

#regulus ready to scream #ask #dc comics #damian wayne #robin

[lanternbats]

Ok, do you know how much I love the idea of Bruce and Hal being married before Hal becomes Green Lantern? BECAUSE I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! I've literally thought about secret batlantern marriages FOREVER. Because of that, I apologize in advance for the long message. 🙂❤️

Ok, but imagine bringing the kids into the family..... Since Hal is gone for like a month or two on assignment I feel like Brice would just see Dick, and with no one there to stop him, he'd just say "mine" and like forget to tell Hal (or "forget" cuz he's scared Hal would say no) and then Hal comes home and sees Dick and is like. Who tf are you? Like where did you come from? How did you get into my house? And then Dick would just be excited to meet Hal, cause you CAN NOT tell me that Bruce wouldn't gush like a school girl with a crush about Hal (when he's prompted correctly). And thus begins the adoptions that just happen when Hal is on month long assignments.

He comes back from space tired, ready to lay down and just be with family, and boom Jason. Then he finds out Bruce is like the worst at communicating when someone's not there to interpret for him. (The relationship between Bruce and Dick is slowly healed by Hal literally just saying, "That 'hm' means he was worried, that running off to fight thugs in dark alleys ALONE and WITHOUT A COMMUNICATOR really worried him and him sewing a tracker into your suit isn't fully about control, it's really more about needing to find you if that happens again. WHICH IT SHOULD NOT!") Hal would be able to bond with Jason over losing one parent and then it's like the other fell apart. (Obviously they had VERY different upbringings, Jason lived on the streets and Hal had shelter and a kinda support system (idk I think that since Hal was really close to his dad and looked more like him (?) His mom like could not stand to really be around him. But she still loved him, like they just really had a complicated relationship, but then he told him family he wanted to join the air force and suddenly it was like the support system and shelter and love that had been there dried up and he went through the airforce and the everything alonr until he met Bruce.) Anyway, I think that he'd have a pretty good relationship with both Dick and Jason. And that in one of the months where a galaxy ending disaster wasn't happening would be when Jason finds out about Shelia and the whole trust fallout between Bruce and Jason happened. So once again Hal plays the mediator once again and before he's called away again, Jason takes Bruce to Ethiopia with him. (Hal isn't there for the fallout, for the injuries that Jason sustained. He's not even able to be contacted due to how far out he's had to go. It takes him 2 months to come home.)

He returns, and Tim's there. Tim who is apparently not adopted yet, as he is Jason's new friend. He finds his son with randome child #3 in his house helping Jason up the stairs. Jason who has a thick cast on his leg and a cast on his arm with bandages peaking out from his collar. (I think Hal would have like a beak down with Bruce about not being there. Like he has a ring. He was called away a day before everything went down, and he could have prevented the almost crippling of his child, he could have supported his husband and children as they all basically came to the realization that no matter who they fight, how they fight, who they fight with no one really lives forever.) Hal takes leave from the Coorps as long as he can, going back to work for Ferris Air (or Wayne Enterprise's airplane engineering department whatever you want). They slowly pull Tim into the family, learning more and more about the neglect and abuse he's lived through. After a lot, a LOT of lawyer fees, Tim is able to stay with the Waynes permanently. But like all good things, Hals time with his family comes to an end. He returns to space this time with a transmitter that can cover the distance of the universe if it needs to.

Hal's return to the family for the next couple years are uneventful. Until Damians arrival. Damian who begins his life at Wayne Manor with the attempted murder of Tim. And another attempted murder of Tim. And another attempted murder of Tim. A kinda attempted murder of Dick, but one could argue he was just being annoying. Hal's return to the Manor brings the order that they had been lacking. (I kinda think that since Hal grew up in a military household he's a stricter parent. Like he'd definitely be a duper fun parent, take the kids out on adventures and have a great time with them when he can/could but there would be rules that he like 100% would not let up on. Like patrol on a school night ends at 11:30 and if not they're grounded from patrol for the next two nights. Bruce would probably be strict too, but more so in the field. Like the kids could look at him and call him dad and he would break like a piece of angel hair spaghetti.) Anyway, Hal would be able to support Bruce through the idea and fact that he'd been raped. I think Hal and Bruce would have separately gone through a LOT of therapy and like couples therapy too. Not just sprung on by the arrival of Damian, but because Hal had kind of forced Bruce into it after his overprotective nature had pushed Dick away. It might have started as a way to learn better communication, but it ended in Bruce staying with his doctor at Hal's recommendation. (read: Hal noticed Bruce's better regulation of feelings and coping mechanisms and forced him to continue to go to therapy.) Anyway, I think Hal would have a good relationship with Damian, against all the odds. Hal would be the structured support and rules that Damian had grew up with and had been missing since coming to Wayne Manor. Leaving after Damian was a difficult trip. But staying wasn't an option, his departure was just as hard as all the others.

Cass' addition to the family would've taken Hal off guard, if he hadn't been informed. (Communication coming in clutch!) In meeting Hal, Cass had not trusted him. He held himself too wrong, too ridged, too frozen, too similar to her father. Her fear and suspicion had melted away the moment she saw him with Bruce and the other children. His eyes lit up, and his previous tension relaxed. It was in that moment that she knew she what she wanted. Cass and Tim almost immediately became inseparable. The ride or die kind of relationship that they shared led their siblings and parents alike to fear the combined power. Hal's rules practically doubled when they were together, should they plan or go for world domination, Bruce would be the one to deal with it.

As for Bruce and Hal's relationship. I think in the beginning they were very secretive. Bruce had suddenly returned to Gotham and subsequent take over of Wayne Enterprises had Bruce trying to keep the little privacy he had left under wraps. Hal had agreed wholeheartedly to keep the relationship a secret, knowing that once the news eventually reached his family there would be no more quietly whispered scheduled calls between himself and his brothers. No more sporadic text messages between him and his mother. No more shreds of the family he had clung to since being kicked out at 18. Over time, as more and more kids came into their lives the secritiveness of their relationship became too much to keep up with, it wasn't secret secret anymore, however it was a very private relationship. No one in Gotham/media knew they were together, however they weren't actively hiding it anymore. They just didn't advertise that they were together. As for the Justice League, Batman never joined. The Green Lanturns involvement in a organization of superheros was practically informed when the Coorps inevitably found out about it, however, Bruce never found it to be necessary to involve himself in the League, excluding large scale events where he and the rest of the family would make themselves known.

I think in the inevitably that they are found out, the news would break to the media first. A mistyped photo catching them kissing just outside of the gates of the manor or in a coffee shop on the edge of the Diamond District and suddenly the gossip rags of the city, and the major news conglomerates of the surrounding cities are blasting the news of Brucie Wayne's new relationship! With the subsequent findings of Bruce Wayne's new boy toy (suddenly found out to be HUSBAND!) Hal Jordan, a decorated Air Force veteran now working as a test pilot, while not in active duty, still working to preserve the lives of his friends and family. With his reveal to the public, Hal's relationship is revealed to the Justice League. And thus, the integration of the Batfamily into the Justice League begins.

Ok!!! So that was really long. Wayyyyy longer than I thought, but thank you for letting me share!!!! Anything I'm missing or you want to add would be greatly appreciated. Thank you so much for sharing their secret marriage, because I'm not going to lie, I've literally been thinking about this forever!!! Ok have a great day, thank you again!

Hi omg every concept you mentioned here is so interesting! I zoomed in so hard on "Jason lives" aspect especially, I’m so intrigued. I can totally see the “a death in the family” storyline having a different outcome if the family dynamic was different, but the sheer pain potential of Hal considering Jason a son and returning from space only to find out he died months ago… oh my god… (maybe I’m writing something about that very premise. Who knows.) Hal doesn’t play favourites doesn’t play favourites of course, but  like you said there is definitely an unspoken bond between Jason and Hal.  

I also understand surprisingly strict parent Hal, but I can totally see it in a more “You guys need to have regular lives outside of vigilante stuff and I am going to set some rules so that you can have that because we know Mr. Bat Suit over here doesn’t know what that even means.” so he takes them to sports games and movies and makes sure they have their homework done. “Please go and hang out with your friends or you’re grounded.” “What.” “Here I will literally give you money, just go to the mall and don’t fight anyone.”

And OH BOY. Damian. Let’s be real, Damian probably would have tried to kill Hal too if he was there when he arrived. What a mess that would be, Hal stay in space for a second dude. But anyways Hal and Damian’s dynamic is one of my faves to read fics about, I love the idea of Damian (post murder attempts) adoring Hal. Again, Hal would try his hardest to give Damian a normal childhood. I would also really like to see a fic where Bruce worked through what happened to him and how it resulted in a son and the very complex feelings that come with that.

Also? The concept of the bat family not joining the justice league but being Hal’s back up is so funny. Messing with the Green Lantern and expecting him to call the corps but no, his back up is a bunch of over protective bats. Good luck!

#batlantern #asks #sa mention #I'm glad you liked my original post!! makes me smile to know it brought joy to people aha #also i love long messages i love talking about batlantern. clearly.

[mylovenox]

Hi ! Can I request TBP boys HCs x reader ( GN if possible ) who knows martial arts / knows how to defend themselves ? Thanks for reading man 🫶

Teehee I really like this one!!!

TW! Cursing, name calling. that’s like literally all-

TBP boys x reader who can defend themselves

Vance Hopper

⋆your the first person the ever try and defend yourself with him.

⋆most people just accept that there gonna end up in the hospital and others beg for mercy

⋆but when you stood your ground and fought against him he was shocked.

⋆he definitely tried picking fights with still to try and prove he was better

⋆but after finally seeing that you weren’t gonna back down from a fight and let someone beat you around like a pile of rocks he found some respect for you.

⋆no longer trying to fight you but still throwing insults your way every know and then

“Watch where you’re walking dipshit.” And then you’d say

“watch who your talking to dipshit” and he’d just stay silent and not make eye contact with you at all.

⋆maybe yall would become friends at some point 🤷🏻 but it’s definitely not him asking

Finney Blake

⋆we all know Finney was incredibly weak before The Grabber incident

⋆and even after The Grabber he still wasn’t that strong

⋆so when you stood up to him he was definitely scared.

⋆but I don’t really see Finney doing anything to start a fight

⋆he’s a sweet boy!

⋆but if anything did happen he wouldn’t know what to do

⋆PLEASE DONT FIGHT THIS LIL BOY😭🙏🏻

⋆Finney is definitely gonna get patched up by Gwen

⋆and if Gwen tries going after you after the fight with Finney it’s just gonna be the other way around and she’s gonna be patched up by Finney

⋆I feel like if he even has the courage to come up to you after the fight, he’d ask you teach him how to defend himself.

Robin Arellano

⋆was shocked the same as Vance when you stood up and fought back.

⋆but he liked you for that.

⋆I feel like maybe he asked to be friends and yall would practice together.

⋆yall also play fight a lot!

⋆helping each other patch up after fights🔛🔝

⋆yall tag team on the other people who try to fight yall

⋆you could be at school and yall are on different sides of the school and he’d come running to join the fight with you

⋆you guys will win every fight together. 2/1, 2/2, 2/3, 2/4! Yall always win

⋆unstoppable duo

Billy Showalter

⋆I feel like he might now how to fight a bit-

⋆but definitely can’t fight like you.

⋆your fighting skills are obviously good and like we all know— you literally stand higher then Vance himself and like Gwen said “Robins the toughest kid in school since The Grabber got PinBall Vance Hopper” and you still stand higher then the both of the boys and hold your tittle well.

⋆ANYWAYS-

⋆I feel like Billy is the kid to get his lunch money stolen and steal others lunch money as well-

⋆so if yall ever got into a fight it was because of that💀

⋆you definitely had to chase him around the school in order to beat his ass but it didn’t take you long to catch up to him🤗

Griffin stagg

⋆okay but like- WHY TF ARE YOU TRYING YO FIGHT THAT LIL BOY?

⋆he’s the kid getting his lunch money stolen leave him alone😭

⋆all ima say is he doesn’t know how to fight at all-

⋆you could flick him and he’d break a bone-

Bruce Yamada

⋆same with Billy I feel like Bruce knows how to fight a tiny bit more then Billy himself does.

⋆but to be honest- I don’t see Bruce getting into a fight nor trying to make one-

⋆we’ve seen him and he’s super sweet and supportive

⋆BUT- if he EVER did get into a fight with you he’d be scared and I feel like he’d try and apologize and tell you he didn’t wanna fight at all

⋆that don’t matter tho 🤗

⋆after the fight and AFTER he was all patched up, he’d come to you and apologize again tell you he sorry and didn’t wanna fight😭

⋆poor Bruce

#the black phone #vance hopper #bruce yamada #griffin stagg #billy showalter #robin arellano #finney blake #x gn reader

[ghost-wysteria]

Can you do if yn just came in their house just saying nothing and ingoring them and just going straight to their bed and sleeping 😴 ☠️

I love this and i had way to much fun with this, also im going to make this where the reader gets extremely sleepy for no actual reason(lmao me with an iron deficiency),(also modern au ig)

Coming into their house and saying nothing and lying on their beds

Vance: you had a long day at school and just wanted to lay down, but you got locked out of your house, so your next location was vance hoppers house, you forgot to knock on the door and just let yourself in, you went straight to his room where he was in the bathroom, you just flopped down on his bed, sighing aggressively, he came out ready to attack someone breaking in, only to find you, on his bed. "y/n what the fuck are you doing here? y/n? are you dead?" Come to find out, you had already passed tf out.

♡

Billy: you wanted to see your boyfriend and you were extremely tired, you had slept plenty but that didnt matter, billy had invited you over to his house that day, but you were supposed to show up in a few hours, not at 6 am on a Saturday, billy was out delivering newspapers and he left his door unlocked, so you just walked right in, his parents were off at work already, about 30-45 minutes later, he came back home, after he put his shoes away and put the dog inside the fence, he walked up the stairs and went into his room, only to find you, dead asleep on his bed, sprawled out like a starfish(me), he sighed and carefully moved your limbs into a more, usual position, and covered you with his blanket and kissed your cheek.

♡

Finney: you both had just gotten home from baseball practice, after sitting at home for a good ten minutes you got bored of your house and decided to go over to Finney's, you knocked on the door and gwen opened it. "Hes in the shower, but come in" so you came in and went to his room, you sat on his bed, and you did intend to wait for him, you did. But you got really sleepy and decided to just "rest your eyes" when Finney came out he was shocked to see you to say the least, he didnt expect you over already, so he woke you up. "Come on y/n get up."

♡

Robin: you remembered that you and Robin were supposed to do homework together, so you slipped on your shoes, stopped by the grabNgo, walked your silly little ass over to robins house and knocked on the door, his uncle answered. "robins in his room" "thank you sir" you smiled and walked to robins room, robin was on his game and didnt hear you, you were already tired before you even left your house, and as you walked in you realized that, you and robin weren't supposed to do homework today, you were supposed to do it tomorrow, so you ultimately decided to just flop down on his bed, not even kicking off your shoes, as robin just watched you in confusion, you were out like a light.

♡

Bruce: you decided you didnt want to go home today, you didnt feel like it, besides, Bruce's bed was the best place to sleep, so, you turned left, away from your house and onto the street bruce lived on, you knew his parents wouldn't let him hang out with anyone on a weekday, he has to study, so you climbed through his window, his was at his desk doing his homework, and you just waltz over to his bed, took off your shoes and your flannel, and cuddled up underneath the blankets, bruce heard rustling and turned around, he saw you in his bed, cuddling up with his stuffed animals. "y/n wtf your not supposed to be here!" He whisper-shouted at you, while you just ignored him and fell asleep.

<333

Hope you enjoyed :D

#male reader #x male reader #finney blake #vance hopper #x ftm reader #bruce yamada #robin arellano #billy showalter x male reader #billy showalter #bruce yamada x male reader #finney blake x male reader #robin arellano x male reader #vance hopper x male reader #the black phone #tbp yn #tbp

[imaginingmarvelandeverything]

A request for convinience.

Could you do one where pregnant reader has cravings and bruce is out as batman, so she asks him, via coms, to bring some snacks like ice cream and pickles or something for her.... And gordon and the gcpd are like "why tf is batman buying snacks at 3am" 😂😂

Sorry for this essay like request

Love the series and your writing 😚☺️♥️

Word count: 598

A/N: I actually really enjoyed writing this one, it is literally pure fluff. Hope you like it!!

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Y/N pulled the blanket closer around her shoulders as she stepped out into the frigid station. She sat down in the desk chair and powered up the computer before reaching out and switching the microphone on. After everything that happened with the Riddler, she realised that she needed a way to contact Bruce while he was out patrolling the streets of Gotham. So, she built a communication system in the station, and another into his suit and the charger.

“Bruce?”

“Hang on.”

She waited, listening to his grunts as he dealt with whatever he was in the middle of. She grimaced and rested a hand on her stomach as the baby shifted again and stuck it’s feet in her ribs.

He was breathing heavily when he spoke again. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing is exactly wrong. Erm, I just…” She trailed of with a sigh, regretting even calling.

“Y/N, tell me.”

“The baby won’t let me sleep and I really, really want some mint choc chip ice cream.” She covered her face, even though he could not see her, embarrassed she was even asking him while he was out as Batman.

He sighed. “I’ll get you some.”

“Thank you.”

“But go back upstairs, it’s too cold in the station. I’ll see you soon.”

She switched the microphone off and walked back to the elevator with a smile on her face. She really had hit the jackpot with Bruce.

***

Bruce waited until he heard the microphone click off before walking back over to where Gordon and his officers were hand cuffing the guys they had caught. He came to a stop next to Gordon. “Are there any convenience stores around here?”

“What?” Gordon turned to look at him, the confusion clear on his face. “What do you want with a convenience store at 3 AM?”

“I need to pick something up.” Bruce tried to be vague.

“There’s one that’s open twenty-four seven two blocks that way.” Martinez spoke up, pointing in the direction.

Bruce nodded and walked off, not missing Martinez turning to Gordon and saying, “That was weird, right?”

***

Y/N peeked out of her nest of blankets on the living room sofa as Bruce walked in. “Did you get it?”

“I did.” He smiled and helped her untangle herself from the blankets before handing her the small tub of ice-cream and a spoon. “You should have seen the look on the face of the teenager behind the till when Batman walked into the store to buy a tub of ice-cream.”

“I can imagine.” She laughed as he climbed into her blanket nest and pulled her back against his chest. His hands ran over her bump as she opened the ice-cream tub and dug in.

“Have they been moving all night?” He pressed a kiss against her neck.

She hummed. “Their feet are currently in my ribs, it’s not very comfortable.”

“I bet.” He chuckled.

“I also broke down on Alfred after you left because he told me we were out of oranges.”

“So, why’d you ask me to get you ice-cream?”

“The craving changed.” She shrugged and put the now empty ice-cream tub down on the coffee table.

“Better?”

She laid back against him and pulled the blankets up over them. “Much better.”

Taglist: In a separate post

#bruce wayne #bruce wayne x reader #bruce wayne imagine #batman imagine #batman x reader #battison #the batman #robert pattinson #bruce wayne x fem!reader

[crybabylulu]

Pt 18 this is correct and no I will not take criticism

Lucy: *trying to sneak out her room*

Jason: *walks into her room and catches her* where the fuck are you going?

Lucy: *hanging halfway out the window* there’s a block party in the Narrows

Jason: I’ll drive go get Steph and Duke

Lucy: yay *climbs back into her room then runs to Steph room*

Steph: *in her pjs watch the real housewives of Gotham*

Lucy: *bust in then closes the door behind her*

Steph: you could knock

Lucy: hush! *jumps in her bed* there’s a block party in the Narrows tonight Jason said he’ll drive

Steph: let me get dressed *hops out her bed to find an outfit*

Lucy: *runs into duke’s room but he’s not there* the fuck? *runs into the kitchen to see him with Bruce*

Bruce: no running in the house

Lucy: my bad hey Duke can i borrow you for just a second?

Duke: what for?

Lucy: I need your height to grab a book from the library *lying asf but still so smooth with it*

Duke: come on

Lucy: *drags him upstairs and to the empty library*

Duke: ok which boo-

Lucy: there’s a block party in the Narrows jason said he’ll drive us

Duke: *sighs* my Narrow party days are over

Lucy:….don’t play with me be in the car by eleven

Flatline: party?

Lucy: where tf did you come from? Also how’s bonding with Mr. Chuckles going?

Flatline; oh I snuck in through the window and bonding with him is going great I think he likes me

Lucy: oh that’s lovely anyways yeah party in the Narrows be in the car by eleven

Flatline: im gonna have to drag Damian with me

Lucy: that’s fine

*bonus*

*they made it to the Narrows and the everyone is dancing and or sitting on cars and hanging out*

Lucy & Steph: *eating burgers and dancing*

Jason: *impressing the ladies with his dance moves*

Duke: *found some old friends to talk to*

Damian and Flatline: *sitting on someone’s car just talking*

Anarchy: BABY SIS IS THAT YOU?!

Lucy: big brother! *runs over to anarchy and gives him a big hug*

*extra bonus*

Vicky Vale: *in a helicopter over the Narrows* it seems that everyone in the Narrows is getting along peacefully tonight

*below on the ground*

Jason: *trying to stop a fight* can we all just chill out and enjoy the party

Lucy: no but seriously I didn’t even get a hot dog yet!

Steph: THERES HOT DOGS?

Duke: let’s all calm down and just go back to partying

Damian: *ready to pull out his blade*

Flatline: don’t even think about it dami

*the block party gets shot up and the kids run back to the car*

Lucy: WE CANT HAVE SHIT IN THE NARROWS!

*extra extra bonus*

Bruce: why were you all in the Narrows?

Jason: who told you that?

Lucy: there is no proof

Steph: Bruce I think you’re getting old so you’re just saying and seeing things

Bruce: YOU WERE ALL ON THE NEWS! *turns on the tv to show Vicky reporting about the Wayne kids in the Narrows*

Lucy: that raggedy bitch

Steph: why did you date her again? She’s really nosy

Bruce: also why are you two in my house? *points at Anarchy and Flatline*

Flatline: I’m just waiting for mom (Rose) to come and get me

Anarchy: I’m just here for Lucy

Lucy: *smiles real big at her big brother*

#batman #damian wayne #jason todd #red hood #batfam #bruce wayne #batsiblings #stephanie brown #duke thomas #the signal #spoiler #robin damian #damian al ghul #damian x flatline #flatline #Mr. chuckles #big brother jason #lucy quinn #lucy quinzel #vicky vale #the narrows #incorrect batkids #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batbros #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #stressed dad Bruce #tired dad Bruce

[wonderfultoweird]

I've seen some people upset about Bruce Wayne's portrayal in Harley Quinn Animated Series, specifically about S3 ep8 where Harley goes inside Bruce's mind and I just wanted to give my thoughts on it.

I actually really liked the idea about Batman just having to relive his parent's death every moment of his life, and that kind of being why the way he is. It does really paint kind of this awful picture though when it comes to him as a dad and the idea that like, none of the moments he had with his children were important enough to stand out or be his happiest moments. It also kind of seems like all of his love for his children didn't really matter because he just cares about his own parents. While I agree to some extent (like the fact that he didn't even think about resurrecting Jason?? tf is up with that) I also think it's a bit more complicated than that.

In the show he has shown obvious care for at least one son (arguably two since he did make effort for dick to get along with the batfam), as he has a bonding moment with damian after harley accidentally puts him in danger.

As we all know, Bruce's love language is mainly Acts of Service, protecting those he loves, providing for them, training and teaching them. But after this scene Damian is still upset and Bruce goes out of his way to comfort him.

[Because the captioning is awkward I've also put in the scipt here:

Bruce: Damian, I made your favorite.

Damian: You didn't make that. Alfred made that.

B: I made him make it. Are you mad because I had to save you from Joker?

D: No. I'm livid because everyone in Teen Titans is getting a nemesis, except me.

B: I'm gonna say something embarrassing here. I didn't have a nemesis until my late 20s.

D: Don't patronize me, Father. It's unbecoming.

B: It's true. I wasn't ready for one. You want your first nemesis to be special. Someone who you could see being your nemesis for the rest of your life.

D: I suppose you're right, Father.]

I think it isn't that he doesn't love his children or care about them, it's that his memories and his emotions are corrupted by that singular memory, and that when he tries to be happy, to run away, to move on there's that older Bruce who believes he doesn't deserve to be happy, he doesn't deserve to not look.

Like it's quite literally written out for us right there, he can't ever escape his parent's death. Also on top of that I also wanted to point out what Harley says here:

When I first saw this panel my immediate conclusion was that it was because Harley was there, but earlier in the episode it shows that she actually really can't change his memories that much, she can only change one small thing, which was that he didn't have to look.

In this I think that Harley being there has nothing to do with the shooter being there and tainting his memories and everything to do with the fact that bruce is inside another memory, where he isn't constantly rewatching his parents murder.

I believe this is why Bruce's happiest memory can't be with his children or any time after his parents died, because in his mind he is just a scared child rewatching his parent's death over and over. When he tries to live in a world without them the guilt pulls him back to that memory.

I just believe that he does love his children a lot but his own personal happiness with them is hard to think about without feeling guilty about his own parents. Hopefully, Harley will be able to knock some sense into him now that she's his official therapist :)

#batman #bruce wayne #harley quinn the animated series #harley quinn #thomas wayne #martha wayne #damian wayne #dick grayson #harley quinn spoilers #harley quinn the animated series spoilers #harley quinn s3 ep8 #season 3 episode 8 #batman begins forever #in the wise words of harley: Holy post traumatic stress disorder Batman! #he has so many problems fr #my guy is psychologically damaged #harley quinn meta #harley quinn analysis #batman meta #batman analysis #batfamily #long post #alex says a thing

[papuhater]

𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑 pt. vi

𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦

pt. i pt.ii pt.iii pt.iv pt.v pt.vii

a/n: how tf am i supposed to exist, sorry i have been posting slower; my adhd has been acting up rn, and i can't believe that in some months i'm 15 years old.

pairing: riddler x gn!reader; bruce wayne x gn!reader

warnings: yandere, manipulative riddler, obsession, inspired on the song; new magic wand by tyler, the creator, not healthy relationships on edward’s part, not really a love triangle but does it count?? reader was/is(if you are) christian because of the orphanage. kidnapping

summary: y/n has been missing, bruce is loosing his mind. riddler is still a weirdo, y/n cries more. we explore more trauma, HEHEHEHEHE *maniacal laughter* y/n is good at singing and has mommy is-su-es

where were you?

you, his darling, was missing, he had left for the funeral, and now you weren't there

without you life was a wreck, his chest filled with fear he could not name. he opened his ribcage for you, and placed you next to his heart;

only for it to be ripped out.

your feet left a trail of blood when you left his heart.

and he was picking up the hints;

'you are la rata alada'

all of this made his mind scramble, the days felt quicker and meaningless.

his mind felt as if it was running down a circle progression of a twisted melody, it all fell so nostalgic and far, and he was on copilot in the ride of his life.

any second he had to spare was put into looking out for you, he couldn't bring himself to see memories; because these don't exist.

he lived on adrenaline when you are missing,

where did you go?

he was scared, so scared, this was the darkness he couldn't bring himself to fight, loving someone and having his heart ripped away.

as long as he was conscious he would look and live for you, he saw how selina was looking for anika.

he was searching for you like she was for anika

┊┊┊┊☆┊🌙┊☆┊┊┊┊

"please edward, why are you doing this?"

"y/n, y/n, y/n, y/n." his hands cupped you face "don't cry, you are back home. why are you acting so cold?" you tried to move, but his hands gripped your cheeks.

"eddie please-"

"you love flowers, heh, right?" his gaze pierced yours "don't you?" you nodded quickly

"then i got you a room, the one you always wanted since the orphanage." your eyes were bawling with tears, you were in that traumatic place again, the old orphanage remained awful and haunting, halls

he took you to a room in the top of the tower, when you walked in, it seemed exactly as you had dreamed as a child. when you saw how primadonnas would live, filled with roses and luxuries, you wanted that, you wanted to live in a top of the tower and singing every night.

the room was filled with roses, a big mirror in a corner, a makeshift bed with comfortable looking covers in ti.

"wha?- what is this?" you were horrified.

"your room! in here you'll be staying."

"b-but, i don't w-"

"y/n, i have been planing this, and you don't deserve anything less."

"edward-"

"ah i wish to show you around but, i have stuff to do." he grabbed you bound wrists and threw you into the room

"no!" you tried to throw yourself against the door but it was shut out, your sobs began again;

you were truly alone. you hated it, you got up and sat in the stool, your face looked up to someone you couldn't recognize.

what happened to you?

you looked tired, the roses that decorated your mirror turned darker, the spines on them began more noticiable, you felt more indiferent.

your eyes closed and hunger was felt in your stomach;

y/n was in the orphanage again, you remembered why you loved flowers. your mother liked them, and she forced you to like them too.

even as your stomach would hurt and roar in anger, she would fix you in the best vestiments she could get, and she would make you sing. she would preach about how singers would have beautiful rooms and were they were filled with flowers and gifts.

you now had it, not how you wanted, you haven't kept count but it was more than a week, but you had the flowers and gifts. he had told you he was going to kill bruce wayne if you stepped out of the line.

everyday routine was simple;

he would brush your hair(or ignore this if you wear a hijab) and then would tell you to change, you would read for the rest of the day, in the half-day he would enter with food, then he would sit with you and watch you eat.

it made you heartache that he would just talk to you as he normally would.

then he would leave and you wouldn't see him until night, when the nightmare began, he ignored your trauma and would make you sing.

that damned song.

"ave mari-ia-a, gratia plena-a." he would "maria, gratia plena-a, ave, ave dominus tecum, benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictu-us, benedictus fructus ventris tui, tui Iesas-"

"it's not lesas, it's lesus!" he sighed and kneaded his forehead, a giggle left his throat "it's ok, again!" my throat walls were hoarse, and i couldn't do more.

"i'm tired, eddie."

"again!"

┊┊┊┊☆┊🌙┊☆┊┊┊┊

he had him.

he understood the riddle; "you are el rata alada." he had quickly typed the url and entered a weird black site.

'<?>'

"holy shit..."

DID YOU GET IT?

batman responded quickly

>'LA RATA ALADA?'

YES

>'DOES A PINGUIN COUNT AS A RATA ALADA?'

CLOSE

BUT NOT QUITE...

I GREW UP FROM A SEED, AS TOUGH AS A WEED. BUT IN A MANSION, IN A SLUM, I'LL NEVER COME WHERE I COME FROM. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?

was it a riddle? he thought, what doesn't know were it comes from? a mansion? tough as a weed? one word

>'AN ORPHAN'

we'll meet there

were it all started.

"what does that mean?" the commisioner mumbled

his mind clicked and he ran towards the car

"hey! where are you going?"

"he signaled a place" he yelled

"what place?" he turned over to gordon and said;

"it means an orphanage, commisioner gordon."

a/n; I MISS THE RAGE

#riddler #riddler x reader #paul dano #paul dano x you #paul dano x reader #paul dano riddler #edward nygma x reader #edward nygma #edward nashton #batman 2022 #the batman 2022 #the batman 2022 x reader #batman x reader #bruce wayne x reader #bruce wayne #battinson x reader #battinson #james gordon

[maxine-drusilla-wayne]

YOU DONT LOVE HIM!

Barbara Gordon x fem!reader

Part 2!

Series: yes

Y’all when I was first making part to tumblr deleted it while in the middle😭

Warnings;betrayal,heartbreak,crying,joker mentions (later in series),slight stalking(later in the series) reads hides a secret,sadness,revenge😈

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You were looking at the ceiling sobbing. You couldn’t believe it.

All the things you’d do….just so you could call her “mine.”

You couldn’t help but sob harder but trying to muffle it in the hotel pillows.

The things you did. You hope ,you were they’re favorite crime.

They all hated you….but still loved him? He had hurt her for years but they all still loved him no matter what he did!

How could they not believe you? How could Bruce kick you out without even getting your side of the moutherfucking story first?!

Oh that’s right….it’s nighwing

You were so depressed. You hated yourself! And you loved her so much! You should’ve know no matter what nightwing can do no wrong in they’re eyes.

But you had to stop sobbing and get up bc you didn’t want anyone to hear you and question you or go complain.

You got dressed and wore a black sexy outfit. Not to slutty. I mean nothing is! People just wanna show off they’re goddamn bodies!

You wore something like this

You decided to go to the nearest café to get some energy from spending most of the night crying.

“Oh my fucking god if I don’t get those backstabbing hoes out my fucking mind ima kill myself.”you said walking down to the café only 3 minutes from the hotel.

You walked in and sat down.

But immediately a bitch had to come up to you the second you sat down……literally only 5 seconds after you sat down.

“Hey my name is Chelsea,what can I do for you?!” She chirped generally happy which made you start taking a liking to her and she was very pretty.

“Umm can I just get a vanilla latte with caramel and and a glazed swirl donut please?” You asked with a smile.”of course coming right up!” She said and walked away.

Just then you saw someone walk in ,in the corner of your eye.

When you turn your head to fully face the person,you were completely shocked to the point where you had to stop a gasp.

Talia Al ghul…

Damian’s mother. What the hell is she doing here?! You immediately looked away but as you were turning she felt your gaze and turned her head towards you.

You saw her smirk in the corner of your eye but didn’t try to make it obvious that you noticed her when she walked in. She just sat down.

You had kept your cool to make sure she didn’t notice you panicking. Now you just wanted to get out and make sure she and or the league don’t follow.

It had been like that for five whole minutes.

“Hello ,here’s your latte and your donut!” Chelsea had came back and said but this time you noticed how she had looked you up and down with her eyes.

“Oh thank you so much!” You replied but just then you saw talia look back over at you. “You’re welcome!”then she left. You tried to ignore talias stare and just ate your food and drank your latte.

Since it was a spiral glaze donut ,it wasn’t sticky or made your hands sticky but you still whipped off your hands and used some hand sanitizer then made your way to the counter to pay and hurry to get tf outta there.

“Have a nice day!” You says handing in the money,paying your ten dollars and and thirty five cents to Chelsea. But she only took 3 dollars and ten cents.”you too!” She said with a smile and you just slightly titled your head smiling too.

Then walked out immediately. As soon as you got out you heard someone else come out and you couldn’t speed walk because then they would know you’re on to them.

You’re two minutes into the walk when someone comes up to you ,whispering in your ear.

“Well hello y/n~” talia says with a smirk.”well- hello they’re talia.” You replied nervously. She hummed and put her arm around your waist.but you knew the threatening was coming. “Well I just wanted to see why you’re not at that amazing mansion of your with my son. She said sounding scary at the end of her sentence.

You knew you could really be oversharing but as of right now you weren’t gonna hide anything or cared for all that matter.

“Because….one of his adopted brothers is a hoe who got me betrayed and kicked out with their fake asses.” You paused out of breath from walking. She looked intrigued. You? Not part of the family anymore? Oh she’s gonna make them her bitc-“what happened beloved?” She asked.

You stopped walking for a moment because of the nickname which had shocked you. You frowned for a second and tilted you’re head before walking again.

“Nightwing was always a hoe so once batgirl got back at him for the first time ever he flipped out and tried to get at me but I was I love with batgirl and didn’t like nightwing but once I told her she didn’t believe me and Batman kicked me out.” You spoke with tears threatening to fall.

“Oh sorry I forgot you already know all our names already.” You apologized.” It’s fine beloved but it seems as though boy wonder will always be the golden child.” She spoke “yeah.” You said almost breaking down right then and they’re as you came to the door of the hotel.

But she stopped you. By holding your arm with a firm grip.”listen. Obviously they don’t deserve someone as amazing ,as you. So let me help.” You turned around sniffling. “Help how?” You asked.

“Revenge.” She said with a smirk.”revenge?” You ask confused.”yes. I wanna make them sorry they ever let you go. But not only that I wanna make them suffer.”

You felt slightly overwhelmed but thankful that she generally cared. A nervous smile started trying to come at the end of your lips.

“Then…” she pushed a strained of hair out of your face and slightly cupped your cheek.”let’s make Gotham our bitch.”she said,her smirk growing wider.

You smirked and held her other hand.”ok let’s do it.” Was all you said.

@dilfwaynes here it is!

#barbara gordon x reader #barbara gordon #batfam x batsis #batfam x reader #batfamily #talia al ghul x reader #dc x reader #talia al ghul

[roseworth]

what do you mean by "what task force z has done with jasons identity"? sorry im a little dumb

youre not dumb!!! sorry i have a terrible habit of saying things then forgetting to expand on them fhkjadsfhakd

basically what tfz has done is pretty much get rid of his secret identity. he doesnt really bother keeping his name or anything a secret because ?? why should he! he doesnt have a civilian life, and he doesnt have any loved ones that arent heroes that would be put in danger if his identity was exposed. i think rhato made many many mistakes but one of them was definitely bringing jason "legally" back to life bc.. boring. i thought the decision to have him take over the iceberg lounge was fun but it came at the cost of "OMG BRUCE WAYNES WARD IS ALIVE 😍"

even batman & robin (2009) mentioned it, because he was in jail as Red Hood since he was legally dead, and didnt have a name, and saying a name would draw connections to bruce wayne. then rhato (2016) expanded on that when he DID legally come back to life and bruce couldnt arrest him because he couldnt "accuse bruce wayne's son of a murder that the red hood publicly committed"

however nothing is consistent ever, so in countdown literally everyone knew jasons name and backstory, which i kinda love! i think it works well when people know him bc hes not the other heroes! he doesnt need a secret identity! hes just here to hang out and commit various crimes <3

even before he came back to life . once he was dead his identity was pretty much just Not A Secret. at least not from joker lmaooo in knightfall (? i think its knightfall idk) bruce beats joker up while screaming jasons name, then in last laugh joker gets nightwing to kill him by saying jason's name. and again, in countdown even jimmy olsen was like JASON TODD: THE ROBIN THAT DIED!!!!!!

ANYWAYS going back to task force z. his identity is Not a secret. everyone knows his name and backstory and everything about it. everyone calls him jason todd, and the world Publicly knows him as jason todd (the news literally saying "jason todd, also known as the red hood") bc damn what has he got to hide! hes just Here. and now hes legally dead again which is awesome to me <3

people make fun of him for the part where he takes his helmet off in the middle of the street to yell at batman but i think it works fine! bc who tf is going to see his face and recognize him?? no one! he doesnt have a civilian life and he doesnt need one :) the only reason he used to wear the mask under his helmet is that he did it for dramatic effect then got used to it :')

idk i think Peak Jason is when he doesnt care to have a secret identity bc he doesnt need one. the entire rogues gallery knows his full name and identity because he doesnt bother with a civilian identity since he just doesnt need one <3

anyways i am so glad they legally killed him again at the end. he is too busy being dead to care 💞💞💞

#sorry for going on a long rant in response to a very simple question #but i have a lot of thoughts in my gay little brain about him #jason todd #task force z #wednesday spoilers #dc

[john-lennon-unofficial]

i really appreciate how the black phone constructs a narrative in which children aren’t helpless things. not only that but they are far more resourceful, resilient, and knowledgeable than most, if not all, of the adults in the film. it’s cool to see that, as well as kids helping each other out (thanks again for getting me to watch this movie raya it fucking slaps). also i need you to tell me who your fav characters are and what parts of the movie you really lived in particular

AAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD A BLACK PHONE ASK FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE HIIII

okay, so. YES. I love how independent they made the kids (flashbacks to Gwen cussing the cops out) but they were still kids (flashbacks to gwen getting the belt) because that's actually how it is. ALSO i LOVE how accurate the relationships are between Finney and Bruce!!! like yeah he did school your ass in baseball but he didn't hold that over him and finney didn't take it personally its how the game is and that's how kids are !!! "your arm is mint! you almost had me" is the most realistic thing that would've been said!!! and it was honestly so weird how completely horrible all the adults were....so unhelpful. even Max (james Ransone) wasn't the best adult. yeah he literally cracked the code on where Finney was without psychic powers but the first thing he did was applaud himself for it. HE WASN'T EVEN OUT OF THE BASEMENT AND HE WAS LIKE "wanna hear the story of how I found you???" like no dude get me tf out of here first damn. and it was SO great to see (hear for finney) the kids help each other!!! even the mean curly mullet (I cannot remember his name I just hit my head) guy!!! WHO I LOVED THE MOST????? I LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEEEE Gwen!!! she was the BEST and also that kid is an amazing actress???? 11/10 cant wait to see more of her stuff when shes older. ALSO just to clarify I know that Albert Shaw (the Grabber) is a r*pist p**ophile piece of shit and I'm only saying this because I am an Ethan Hawke fan. but the grabber I wouldn't say I loved....but I do honestly admire the writer (Joe Hill) for coming up with the character and it just makes me wonder what kind of stuff happened to him to make the grabber turn out in such a way....and it cant just be a mental thing because his brother is also a coke addict so....idk I just admire the way he was came up with. the concept. also Ethan Hawke could make a movie where he has two lines and I'd lose my mind (like in Glass Onion he had two lines and I fcking love him for that)

AND IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED THA MOVIE THANK YOU

edit: sorry!! parts of the movie I liked the most??? probably whenever Gwen prayed (it happened like twice but still) I think it really sent a message of how dependant you could be on one thing no matter how much it doesn't help you, and she only briefly thought god wasn't real,,,but quickly repented because she was raised on that....idk I just thought it was neat sjofhisguisbgf

#THANK YOU ASIA #SORRY TO RANT ITS JUST I'M SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT #the grabber #black phone #asks :)

[upagainstthesunset]

I’ve been busy reading. Here’s Flash Vol 2, Issue 33 - Joker’s Holiday

So truth time... While I was out of town I loaded up a bunch of books on my tablet and read through to about #45. Now I’m going back and making these posts, but you’re not getting my actual first reaction. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oof this lady had some real trauma caused by someone dressed as a clown. 😬

And now here’s Wally moving into Keystone with Mason. And a woman shows up in tears because he killed her puppy when he ran across the country.

Alright so that was an actor that someone mysterious paid to make Wally feel bad. Trying to run him out of town.

And here’s the lady from the intro, Dana. She’s been seeing a clown stalking her, and then in her baby’s room. Seems weird he’d be there, but like.. not take the baby right then. Just sayin.

Poor Wally getting no respect from the authorities lol.

Oh shit and the police captain is dead. And our mysteeeerious watcher is saying he isn’t aware of any Joker activity. 

Side note.. what the hell is this bathing situation?

And inevitably Linda and Wally do some light bickering loool.

Wally: You made that woman cry jfc Linda: Shut tf up I’m working Wally: Hey wanna go out?

I mean, I can’t not include the next panel too.

I wasn’t too taken with the art for Bruce Wayne, but the batflash fan in me is like 👀 👀 👀. They didn’t even say much to each other but I don’t care. I’ll take my scraps where I can get them.

LMAO BRUCE HUNG UP ON HIM.

So Wally runs off to deal with Juice Mantee, suspect for the captain’s murder. And Linda and Joan visit a woman who suspects Dana has severe post-partum depression and is delusional.

Okay but this made me laugh. Oh Wally.

Omfg Dana’s gone off the rails. She's going to drop her baby from the bridge.

BUT of course Wally saves the day. Mantee was responsible for the captain’s murder, capitalizing on the Joker rumors, and Dana hallucinated the Joker and can now seek treatment. And at the end we finally get a reveal on our mysterious baddie.

Final thoughts:

For some reason I had been avoiding reading this one. I wasn’t interested in this lady and her baby and whatever the fuck was going on with the Joker. In the scheme of things it wasn’t a very important story, but I think Dana pops in later as sort of a cameo. And we get the Turtle reveal, which I guess is pretty cool if you’re a Jay or Barry fan from back in the day. I do think it’s funny that he’s basically watching Wally and co like it’s a tv show. 

Like I said at the top, I did read ahead pretty far. I’m going to try to blow through these posts so I don’t fall too far behind with chronicling my read through. I’d rather to the live reactions, but heck. The story with Linda got so good I couldn’t put it down!

#katereadscomics #wally west #the flash #the flash vol 2