#Bruce Wayne incorrect qoutes

[heavenlyangeliq]

Batman “You became Just as bad as he was when you killed him”

Red Hood “You did it first when you spared him and let him kill much MUCH more than I just did. You let so many people die because you couldn’t kill one. I saved God knows how many people by killing one, and that I can live with.”

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[super-marvel-dc]

*Y/N, and Jason hanging upside down by their feet from a rope*

Jason: Tell me again how you became a hero...

*Y/N thinking back to when Bruce hired them*

Bruce: Who are you?

Y/N: I'm hired.

Bruce: You're hired?

Y/N: Thanks, boss. See ya tomorrow! *Leaves a confused Bruce in the bat cave*

Y/N, now: It's complicated.

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[theaceofarrows]

Alfred: [holding up a picture of Bruce as a kid]

Dick: Aww! Damian was adorable!

Bruce: Dick, that's me

Dick: [squinting at the picture] ...My, how you've aged

#alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily qoutes #batfam #batfamily #batbad #i know dick would be able to tell them apart but for the sake of the joke let's ignore that

[ace-t-fic]

Don't listen to my heart it doesn't know what it's talking about

Bruce: I'm fine, Clark.

Clark:

Bruce: did you just?-

Clark: -No!

Bruce: you just-

Clark: I swear I-

#superbat incorrect qoutes #superbat #clark x bruce #bruce kent #bruce wayne/clark kent #bwck

[foultreenightmare]

I like to imagine it was Duke who found about the fan edits of Bruce.

Duke scrolling on TikTok and finds an edit of Bruce when he was younger and now: AAAHHHHHHHH!!! WHY!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!

Bruce tuning in because his kid just screamed: what's wrong!?

Duke: Don't look at me right now I can't see you the same way anymore!

Bruce: what happened?

Duke tearing and curling into a ball: why does god hate me

Bruce trying to comfort him: okay let's get you off the floor and-

Duke still seeing the edit run through his head: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *throws his phone at him*

#duke thomas #bruce wayne #duke should be in more comics and acknowledged that hes in the family #duke can be really interesting if given the write writers #love the batfamily #i also love bruce not being a bad dad #dc comics #dc stop letting bruce be a bad father it makes no sense #dc stop being cowerds and let bruce treat duke like his kid #funny headcanon #incorrect qoute #im not good at making them as you can tell

[incorrect-dc-qoutes]

Bruce: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Damien: Okay, but in my defense, Tim bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Bruce: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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[tinkerelle]

Bruce : I'm gonna eat you alive you dumb son of a bitch

Clark : cool and then we'll have kids together?

Bruce : yeah, it's gonna be great

#dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #batman #Clark Kent #superbat #superman #Bruce Wayne #incorrect batfam qoutes #source : b99

[sleepyplantperson]

Batman: I'm not a criminal commissioner; I obey laws.

Gordan: Name one law that you actually obey.

Batman (without hesitation): Don't kill people.

Nightwing:...

Nightwing: That's like the most obvious option, you can't use that.

Gordan: Nono, that ones on me. I set the bar too low.

#no killing #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dick grayson #nightwing #jim gordan #commisioner gordon #b99 #incorrect qoutes #dc

[athenadcvell]

Alfred: It's hard being a single mother when you're a 70 something male with a son who won't stop adopting children.

Bruce, dragging Duke and Cassie into the manor: What?

#alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #batman #duke thomas #signal #cassandra cain #black bat #orphan #dc #dc comics #batdad #batfamily #batfam #incorrect qoute #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[sunnycanwrite]

Bruce: Let's talk about the amazon order history kids

Dick: Well, I only buy things I need

Bruce: So the large order of lucky charms wasn't sent to your house

Dick: Dami ordered a live snake!

Damian: Unlike, Todd I have not been buying unnecessary weapons

Jason: Don't look at me! Duke, ordered a printed copy of fanfiction about us

Duke: Well uh... I'm not the one who ordered an espresso machine

Tim: I hate this family

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[blue-lantern2814]

Bruce: You have a very special family. You have me, Two Older Brothers, and Alfred.

Tim: I bet nobody at school has an Alfred.

#dc #dc comics #dc rebirth #robin #new 52 #batman #the batman #bruce wayne #red robin #tim drake #alfred pennyworth #dc incorrect qoutes #incorrect qoutes #dc incorrect quotes

[bat-titans]

Joker: [when asked why he killed Jason by Bruce] You don't call. You don't write. How else am I supposed to get your attention?

#dc #joker #the joker #batman #bruce wayne #red hood #jason todd #batman incorrect quotes #incorrect qoutes #source: x men

[super-marvel-dc]

Bruce: Why did you have to blow up a building tonight of all nights?

Villain!Y/N: It's not my fault, I didn't know you were on vacation!

Bruce: It was an abandoned building! Why would you blow up an abandoned building?

Villain!Y/N, explaining it like it's obvious: *rolls eyes* because I wanted to see it go boom!

Bruce, trying to be patient: Just go home and let me be for a few days.

Villain!Y/N: Did you at least want your handcuffs back? *Holds out the handcuffs to Bruce*

Bruce: *Sighs exasperated while pinching the bridge of his nose* thank you *takes the handcuffs*

Villain!Y/N: *Kisses Bruce's cheek and walks away* you're welcome!

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[theaceofarrows]

Tim: You want me to drink water? The thing that killed Jack in Titanic? No

Tim: [grabs coffee mug]

Bruce: ...

#tim drake #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily qoutes #batfam #batfamily #batdad #i know the coffee thing is way over done but i thought this was funny

[ace-t-fic]

Only the love of my life can scare me to death

Bruce: *labored sigh* Listen, what happened with Lex- it scared me.... I'm never scared.

Clark: *inching closer* Are you saying what I think you're saying, Bruce?

Bruce: Yeah, Clark. I think I am.

#superbat #superbat incorrect qoutes #clark x bruce #clark kent/bruce wayne #ckbw #bruce kent

[didjaputyanameinthegobletoffiyah]

Bruce: I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad. Right Barry?

Barry: Please stop talking.

#justice league 2017 #bruce wayne #batman #barry allen #the flash #batdad #incorrect qoutes #please dont hate me for this