Keigo Takami Headcanons! (Part TWO)
LET'S DO THIS
He'll headbutt sometimes when he wants to tell you he's hungry but doesn't want to open his snarky little mouth.
Or he'll do it just to be annoying.
Has a tiny stick collection.
Like, he'll just go outside and sit in the garden or backyard for hours, rifling through little sticks.
Weaves teeny nests as a past time.
Has an ACTUAL stick nest in the attic.
HAS PERFECT FRICKING POSTURE (Most of the time)
WHERE?
WHY?
HOW???
Flaps his wings when really excited.
Will hop on one foot if he gets impatient or antsy.
He'll sit in a tree all day if you let him.
Really likes sunflower seeds, especially salted.
Sneaky little birdseed thief.
Like, you'll set out a bird feeder and he'll legit sit under it and reach up and steal the birdseed.
Will preen his feathers with his mouth.
Is legit ECSTATIC when someone offers to preen his feathers for him.
Bird documentaries? Eyes GLUED to the screen.
Once he hears, "Welcome... to National Geographic." He's instantly in the room and he's sitting two inches from the screen, chirping right back at the birds.
He once brought you a dead mouse.
RUFFLE THEM FEATHERS BABY-
PET THEM STROKE THEM MAKE THIS BABY PURR-
"Go touch grass."
"Okay, I love grass-" *Proceeds to nibble grass*
"What the hell, Keigo."
Will get SO TERRATORIAL. OMG.
Over just about anything too.
If you bump him while he's eating you're toast.
Makes a whole messy, Messy, MESSY nest and only invites you in if he really needs you.
When he first sees a big cat (Lion, Tiger, Panther, etc.) at the zoo, he's first scared sh*tless, but then gets all smug and haughty when he realizes they can't hurt him.
Will legit eat a dandelion.
He's a funny drunk.
Laughing, chirping, spewing utter nonsense.
GIVE THIS MAN A CLICKETY PEN RIGHT NOW, THAT WILL KEEP HIM OCCUPIED FOR HOURS-
Chin scritches? Chest rubs? As soon as you call him and start, he's YOURS.
There you go! I have some SPICY ones next, then I'm done for now.
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The Jedi Order mainly being an institution about teaching makes me sad that we never see more "Jedi classes" outside of the popular ones like martial arts, healthcare and Force wackery.
Alongside basic language and science education etc there have to be at least some trade and college courses on offer, right? The Jedi need a bunch of their own people with law degrees. Proper pedagogy studies for future crèchemasters. Cooks. Managers. All types of engineers. Electricians. Accountants. Researchers. How many Jedi hold a doctorate or professorate? Because I think a large number of them do. Their databanks are filled with millennia of dissertations. You can still find Yoda's articles from 500 years ago and cite them in your history research paper.
The Order just having its own micro-economy going on and every member getting their own regular job education next to all the lightsaber swinging adventures... pls
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