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hoodoo12 · 9 months

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Go Nuts for Donuts

^ This is true. v This is also true:

The following fic was written for me + one other person.

Anyone see the web mystery series Foul Play? An improvised web series with a mystery for the viewer to solve? Anyone? No? That sounds about right. Well, here's a story starring one of the characters anyway. Jimmy F. Pop (played by Alex Brightman) is the anxious host of a reality TV show trying to 1) keep the cameras rolling, 2) gain his father's approval while also 3) holding it together during a zombie apocalypse. All the while working on his own brand of popcorn. It's as loony as it sounds.

NSFW. Food play.

Enjoy!

Popcorn wasn’t the only food that excited Jimmy.

You discover that early on, the first time the two of you go out for a meal together. It wasn’t anything fancy, just a pizzeria on the corner selling huge New York style slices. The way Jimmy ate, making appreciative, wordless noises like the foldable crust oozing with cheese was nothing short of ambrosia, may have turned off other people. You, however, liked when people enjoyed their food.

Each meal was met with the same relish. No snack was too light, no dinner too heavy. Jimmy took pleasure in the act of eating, sucking his fingers of any last iota of sauce, taking the time to truly savor each bite he put into his mouth.

The word “epicurean” deserved a photo of him in any dictionary, next to the definition.

Sex was decent. It was only when you added a little foodplay to the act that it truly became decadent. Shameless. Wanton.

“Wonton,” you teased, deliberately mispronouncing the word to make him laugh.

Jimmy maintained that chuckle for a moment, but the sound was choked away as you shoved a donut over his erection. Luckily the pastry was soft and mallable and his cock was hard; you surmised it probably made him feel manly that it didn’t just slip right over him. It broke slightly as you nestled it against his pubic hair, like a sugary cock ring.

Casually you licked your fingers clean as you watched him try to slow his breathing. He looked like he was seconds away from coming and you hadn’t really done anything yet. A thin whine filled the air.

On the floor from between his knees you cast your gaze back up his body. His brown eyes flicked back and forth from the donut to your hand at your mouth. Both of his hands twitched, and you didn’t know if it was because he wanted to grab at you or jerk himself off using the donut. That mental image made you smile to yourself. Maybe it’d be something to try at another time. Tonight you already had plans.

Some of the powdered sugar had flaked off on his cock. Leaning forward, you licked him the underside of the head, swirling your tongue in the sweetness. Jimmy jumped like he’d been poked with a pin.

“O-oh!” he yelped.

“Haven’t even gotten started yet, Mr. Pop,” you chided him lightly. You walked forward on your knees, shouldering his legs further apart to settle close.

“I, uh, know. I know,” he croaked. “I just . . . it’s j-just . . .”

Casually you used two fingers to touch not him, but the donut. It didn’t move, but the idea was there. Collecting another bit of sugar on your fingertips, you stuck them back between your lips and sucked noisily.

Jimmy’s cheeks were already red from blushing. The color began creeping over his chest too.

Your fingers were clean again, but wet. Once more you caressed the donut and not him; this time you dragged your fingertips along his shaft, leaving trails of powdered sugar. Without saying a word, you lifted your hand in offering to him. Folding at the middle, Jimmy eagerly engulfed your digits, almost laughing in pleasure.

His tongue removed every trace of sugar just as you had. His efforts might have continued for a long time--the man truly had an oral fixation--if you hadn’t returned the favor by lowering your head and pulling his sugar-glazed cock into your mouth.

Immediately his jaw dropped, releasing you. Jimmy mewled as you blew him. Sloppy, noisy, debauched; he planted his feet on the floor and bucked up into you then apologized profusely. You lifted your mouth off him and looked up. You couldn’t see your own face, but his heated expression down at you said enough: his involuntary movement had shoved the donut against you, leaving a ring of white powdered sweetness from your chin to your nose.

The thrust had crushed the donut into his pubic hair too. It still managed to cling around his cock somehow.

Instead of being mad, you laughed at his eagerness. Bypassing his shaft for the moment, you tilted your head and took a nibble of the donut. You played into how much you liked it, throwing your head back a little and moaning, as if this was ecstasy. Jimmy moaned along with you even though he wasn’t really being stimulated directly.

He managed to lift one hand to you. As he caressed your cheek, his expression softened from animalistic arousal to adoration. You smiled up at him, licked your lips, then swallowed his cock again.

Wrapping your arms under his thighs so he couldn’t wiggle away, you sucked him hard. Then soft. Then hard again. You varied the movement of your tongue. You pressed against him so his cock was in your throat, until donut crumbs got in your nostrils and you had to break for air. When you took a small break, you again lapped up some of the destroyed donut off his skin with your tongue.

His cock bounced in time with his heartbeat as he wheezed for breath. He’d lost the ability to speak at some point, leaving him only with moans and gasps. Before he could get too comfortable, however, you swallowed him again.

This time, you gave him no reprieve.

You blew him with the same intensity but didn’t stop until he curled in the middle again over you. Unable to create any noise, he came in swift pulses over your tongue. The salty musk of his release mixed with the sugar you’d ingested.

It took a few moments for him to relax and straighten again. You breathed around his cock, letting the combination of spit and come slick over him. When Jimmy finally sat back completely, you pulled off him and sat back.

He was a mess. The donut had been obliterated to nothing more than a crumbly paste, smeared over his groin and into his pubic hair. Your spit had coated him, of course, but with the addition of extra sugar, he’d been smeared with sticky residue. There was going to be a stain on the couch that would take some elbow grease to get out.

Still, you were pleased with yourself. You’d reduced Jimmy to a sweaty, trembling wreck, all with the help of one little donut.

“Baby . . .” Jimmy rasped, as if he’d been the one with powdered sugar up his nose, “it’s my turn right? I get to eat you out?”

You didn’t disagree--Jimmy would go down on you like he was at an all you can eat buffet--but countered, “Let’s shower?”

His lips pulled downward into a slight pout, even as he panted. “A donut is going to disintegrate in the shower.”

“You’re not rubbing a powdered donut on my pussy, Jimmy! I’ll get an infection!”

“Oh.” He paused, thinking it over, before grining. “Okay. You’re sweet enough as it is!”

You gave him a half-hearted slap at his corniness, then helped pull him up and off the furniture to go clean up.

fin!

#foul play #jimmy f pop #writing #fanfiction

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blackbloodredpepper · 1 year

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Bobby Burgers headcannons that I will not argue about

Teddy is autistic and that’s why he feels so attached to the Belchers and why he has literal meltdowns whenever is routine is interrupted (i.e. when the belchers close the restaurant for a day)

Marshmallow takes Gene under her wing when he gets older and introduces him to the underground music world

And as a result Gene becomes a DJ by night and works at the restaurant by day

Even as an adult Gene lives at home with Bob and Linda

AND Gene becomes a drag queen on occasion, his stage name is Misty Gish

Gene is also Gederfluid but prefers He/Him pronouns (aged up)

I get queer vibes from Louise, especially because of how enamoured she is with Nat (seeing an out and proud lesbian is probably really euphoric for her as a young closeted queer girl

Louise is a K-pop stan! Season 8 episode 2 “The Silence of the Louise” Louise is seen singing K-pop with Millie and it just makes sense for her

In addition to that, Millie is Louise’s best friend aside from Tina and Gene

Teddy and Kathleen get married and Bob is the caterer

Mr. Fishoeder takes Louise under his wing as an adult and shows her the ropes of running a successful business

And as a result Louise takes over the restaurant

Tina becomes a kind of popular novelist/ghostwriter, especially in the romance department

I know that this is cannon but Tina writes fanfiction and posts it on the internet. She becomes a popular fanfic author

Tina is a true 2015 tumblr girly

Jimmy Pesto has depression, which is why he seems so bitter and aggressive all the time

He also secretly likes when Andy and Ollie give him hugs and J-ju’s dancing too

Bob has depression too. I mean come on, you can just tell that’s basically just cannon

The belcher kids learn sign language to have secret kid meetings in front of their parents

Tina and Zeke are end game

Zeke starts working at the restaurant in the later years of high school

Tammy has a major crush on Jocelyn but doesn’t know how to express it so it comes out as passive aggression and standoffish

Gayle is probably Autistic lol but she’s actually diagnosed

Tina is a swifty I don’t make the rules

SO IS GENE SO IS GENE

Gene and Courtney figure things out and they date all through high school

They break up after graduation and Gene takes it HARD. He doesn’t date anyone else for years afterwards

Maybe they get back together a few years later maybe they don’t I don’t have my heart set on anything

Rudy asks Louise out at some point in their lives and Louise says no. They remain friends but it’s never really the same after that

Mr. Fishoeder is bi and super into dudes

Ron is gay and in love with Hugo

(Maybe Hugo kinda reciprocates)

#bobs burgers #zeke bobs burgers #bob’s burgers headcannon #bob’s burgers #linda belcher #bob belcher #tina belcher #louise belcher #gene belcher #Courtney x gene #zekina #zeke x tina #teddy bobs burgers #mr fischoeder #fangirl

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my-adhd-gremlin-blog · 1 year

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JimmyVillainArcJimmyVillainArcJimmyVillain-

I wrote a fic.

It's my time to shine, folks. Nothing makes me happier than to write a bit of angst, and Jimmy's last episode was fuel for my angst fire 🤣.

I think it was in a stream that he said he wanted to fix the gunpowder farm so that he could "blow up the other empires", and you know I just took that and ran with it.

As much as I love Jimmy, though, he's a soggy biscuit and I don't know how well he could pull of a villain arc, so I'm manifesting with this fic, basically🤣.

(I don't usually write fanfiction, let alone share it, it isn't really my style, but Jimmy's villain arc has so much potential for angst that I had to give it a go. It's also been so long since I've been this invested in a fandom, so I actually had fun writing this. Enjoy 😁).

Edit: Whoops! I forgot to put cw: character death/suicide (in the Minecraft sense; they respawn)

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The tiny, mechanical heart thuds in Jimmy's chest as he rises from his bed in Tumble Town. Gem, the pacifist princess, murdered him in cold blood. What made Jimmy a target? Why were they out to get him? Straightening his hat, Sheriff Jimmy set out across the mesa, heading toward the gunpowder farm that they all so loved to tease him for. As per usual, pickings were slim. No matter, he thought, as that was about to change. Even if it took all night, Jim would get what he needed. Enough was enough; it was time to make everyone pay for making him feel so small.

It's game time.

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Stratos was first. He and the god may have reconciled, but Jimmy hadn't forgotten who made him this way to begin with. No one was safe, not anymore. If he wanted to prove his point, the whole world had to suffer. It was a sunny morning when the Sheriff decided to pop in to visit God Joel. Early rise, just like he was taught. Joel wasn't alone; the goblin and that traitorous princess were with him, making trade deals and small talk. From the sky, they looked like good friends, catching up on the week's events. Friends. The word left a bitter taste in Jimmy's mouth as he soared lower and lower, just catching the end of Joel's conversation with Gem.

"...dropped Hermes off with Daddy Sausage in Sanctuary last night. They've started asking questions about where babies come from, little tyke."

Gem laughed delicately. When Jimmy landed, no one payed him any attention. He cleared his throat, and the others looked around, unable to identify the source of the noise. Fwhip spotted him first.

"Oh, hey, little fella," he said, too brightly for Jimmy's liking. He crouched down to the toy Sheriff's level, and continued, "What brings you out of Trouble Town today?"

Jimmy said nothing. He just stood there, staring down the people who he once so desperately sought the approval of, feeling nothing at all. Fwhip stepped back, rising back to his full height. He was smirking like nothing was wrong, but when Jimmy was through with them, no one will be laughing.

"I think the Sheriff has gone shy. What's the matter, Jim, all tuckered out from playing with Andy?"

Joel chuckled. "Be careful, Fwhip. You don't want to be on the receiving end of Jimmy's short temper."

"Come on, guys, leave him alone," protested Gem. "It's a long journey to Stratos for a guy so small."

Still, Jimmy did not speak. Instead, he smiled. A smile that the others did not recognise. It was not his usual bright and toothy grin. This smile was cold and emotionless. It did not reach his eyes, and looked completely wrong on his face. The others' face changed, too. Gone was the playfulness, replaced with worry, and just a hint of fear.

"Uh... Jim? You doing alright, buddy?" Joel asked nervously.

"You know we're only teasing you, right?" Gem added.

"Yeah, it's just a joke, pal," said Fwhip.

Jimmy sighed. "That's your problem. You think this is all a joke. You think I'm a joke." His voice was rough and gravelly. It cracked from unshed tears. But Jimmy was not going to cry in front of them. He had too much left to say.

Turning to speak directly to Joel, he said, "You ruined my life, and you laughed. Again and again, you've humiliated me. You gave my son away!" Jimmy bowed his head, and took a deep breath. "All I wanted was respect, for someone to see me for me, not this twisted version of me that you turned me into. I wanted someone to stay." He looked at Fwhip as he spoke that last sentence, but he was thinking about Scar. The man who saw passed the stitches and stuffing, who saw the potential in him and his humble Empire. The world felt a little less lonely when Scar was around, but even he chose to leave him. No one wanted to stay with him, not even his rancher, his Tango.

If the world didn't want him, then he would watch it burn. "I'm so tired of being the butt of everyone's jokes. But I'll be the one having the last laugh. Stratos is rigged to blow."

The other leaders were rendered speechless. This was not the Sheriff they had gotten used to walking all over.

"What do you mean, 'blow'?" Joel asked, slowly.

Jimmy laughed lightly. "So glad you asked, poser. You're all familiar with the Tumble Town gunpowder farm? Well, you should be, you've mocked me for it enough times. That 'pathetic farm' has been working overtime, and has produced me enough TNT that when I light it up, this sham of an Empire will be blasted right out of the sky. If I'm lucky, Chromia will be taken as collateral damage."

The god, usually so strong and unshakeable, looked terrified. He dropped to his knees, and began to plead with the monster he'd created.

"Jimmy, please. I thought we were friends, don't do this. There are innocent people down there."

"Do you really think I care? Did you care about anything you put me through? No, I don't think so. Man, if they could see their god now. Trembling before a toy."

Jimmy pushed back his vest, revealing the stick of dynamite in his holster. He lit his flint and steel, touching it to the fuse. It began to spark immediately.

"I'm not a toy, Joel. Do you hear me? Are you all listening?! I - AM - NOT - A - TOY!"

Each word was laced with venom, and by the time Jim had finished speaking, the fuse had burnt out.

Smallishbeans was blown up by SolidarityGaming

fWhip was blown up by SolidarityGaming

GeminiTay was blown up by SolidarityGaming

SolidarityGaming blew up.

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That tiny, mechanical heart began to beat again. Jimmy sat up in his bed, satisfaction growing as his actions truly began to sink in with the others.

Stratos was gone, and Tumble Town was as quiet as the grave. Its residents were long gone, not knowing what had become of their Sheriff. Not knowing how damaged he truly was.

Joel would be waking up at spawn by now, scrambling to salvage what was left of his Empire. The goblin and the princess would try to help, but there would be nothing left to save.

One down, eleven to go, Jimmy thought. I think Gobland will be next.

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(Notes: I felt like I had to note that Hermes was not in Stratos while this happened. No demigod children were harmed in the making of this fic 🤣. Also, I don't really know what kind of toy I imagine Jimmy as. I guess something similar to Woody, but if he was human before and was turned into a toy, there has to be working organs in there, right? So I imagined his heart as like, a tiny ticking clock, just in case that wasn't clear. Thanks for reading.)

#empires smp #empires season two #empires smp fanfic #empires smp fanfiction #jimmy solidarity #joel smallishbeans #esmp fwhip #goblin fwhip #geminitay #tw character death #tw su1cide

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hetchdrive · 3 months

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@clandestinegardenias tagged me in this (thank you! This is very silly! Not the game inherently but my specific answers for it.)

Take your 3 most recently liked songs on Spotify (or the first 3 that pop up on shuffle, whichever you want) and you have to 1) choose a line from each song to be a fic title and 2) tell me the genre of fic it would be and any other fic description you feel inspired to include.

I use spotify exclusively to share playlists with people, when I listen to music it is on mp3 files on my phone or on youtube.

When the Morning Comes by Hall and Oates

Listen. This is my favorite song lately. This is my primary fitzier song. If I ever manage to write and post the long-ass fic I have been outlining I'm going to title it a line from this song but you can't make me choose one yet. It might just be "when the morning comes" but it might end up being "standing here waiting on you". But maybe instead "I went downtown to see my lady". I don't know yet.

Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift

Yeah, yeah Taylor Swift is cringe because she's rich and popular, whatever. I really like the line "if I bleed, you'll be the last to know". If I'm being perfectly honest I already have a document with this title and it is. A sequel to the Irving McMurdo fic. This is an unrequited jopzier song. To Me.

Boat Drinks by Jimmy Buffett

Jesus, this tag game is really exposing me. Cringe is dead though. Whatever. I once read a TAZ: Balance fic called "you pick the century, I'll pick the spot" and I can't listen to this song without thinking about "what the fuck happened to you? you used to be my brother". Anyway. I have been considering making a Terror fanvid set to this. I listen to it lately and envision clips of Crozier drinking and Jopson's death scene and Hickey's "I was trying to get to Hawaii" monologue. Barring that I guess I could hypothetically title a fic "something to keep us all warm". Before I watched the show I was for some reason under the impression that there was... not literally a beach episode but an episode where people were hallucinating they were at the beach??? You know paradoxical undressing as a last stage hypothermia reaction??? I guess I thought it had something to do with that??? Anyway. I don't know that fanfiction is the right medium for the like. Tonal dissonance thing this evokes to me. But also it's modern AU where they die in the snow anyway and they hallucinate a beach episode.

I'm tagging uhhhhh @tigerballoons @croziers-compass @explorersaremadeofhope @paellegere and anybody else who wants to do this.

#sorry i edited this so many times if you saw that no you didn't

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chirp-featherfowl · 1 year

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PREVIEWING: the one where i write fanfiction about a man with a wife and kid

(working title.)

“Ow,” Martyn says, monotone. “Ouch. Ough. Ack.”

Scott reaches up and hits him on the face. “Would you quit it with the dramatics?”

Two thirteen year old boys sit up in a treehouse much too high up to be safe. Rain patters gently on the roof, and water seeps in through the cracks of the old, splintered wood, hitting Scott on the forehead if he dares lean his head back. It smells of mold and 70% alcohol. “Sorry,” Martyn replies. He sits on an old pillow, skinned knee up and facing Scott.

It looks just about how Scott had expected Pearl and Big B’s treehouse to look like. There’s a tattered Wings of Fire poster up on the wall, but upon closer inspection, he can clearly see that it’s just four printed sheets of paper taped together.

Scott presses another one of those alcohol pads up to Martyn’s knee, and he hisses, scooting back just a little bit before a sorry look flashes across his face. Martyn moves back, and Scott expects Jimmy to pop up with a tirade of complaints, but Jimmy is not there. He’s getting his blond boys confused.

That’s what I get for having a crush before reaching high school, Scott thinks.

#limited life #trafficshipping #scott smajor #martyn inthelittlewood #no one fucking needs to know about this okay #we can keep this one a secret ok tumblr. just this once #if i blow up and become some popular internet icon we can let it go ok #i'm hesitant to tag this with either #ships mentioned because they are both not really mentioned.#im sorry all my non life smp followers. so sorry. so sorry. i should make a sideblog but i don't feel like it #also did you guys know that stampy and martyn were brothers in law?? because i didn't #he has a daughter and her name is amelia. am i morally in the wrong to be writing this #i fear god is going to kill me

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practically-an-x-man · 25 days

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1, 4, 6, 10 for Heart in Your Hands and/or Catch and Release?

Ooh thank you!!!

Answers under the cut for space :D

1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?

HIYH: We're really just getting started so that's hard to answer at the moment... I guess I wanted to play with perspectives a little more, contrasting Lars' modern and scientific worldview with Jimmy's more historic but curious perspective. And I wanted to take a few tropes, like the "true love's kiss" trope, and revamp them in a way that I found more appealing.

C&R: Hm... I think my main goal in this one was themes of grief and family, which I think I accomplished, but I also wanted to play around with this grief-stricken, somewhat guarded antihero character since that was a perspective I hadn't touched quite as much with my other characters. And I had just seen No Way Home three times in theaters and I wanted desperately to try and fit my own character into that world to the point that people would start to forget she wasn't really there in the movie.

4: What’s your favorite line of dialogue?

HIYH: Again, not much of a pool to pick from yet, but... this interaction was one of the first that popped into my head, and I just think it's so funny:

“You’re… shockingly normal.” Lars blurted, unable to help himself. “You’re shockingly British.” the spirit responded, baring him another of those little half-smiles, “Where’ve you taken me, stranger?”

C&R: Oooh, there are a lot of lines to pick from here, I really love Olly's sharp wit. I could write a whole essay on her entrance into the battle with Charybdis, but instead I'm gonna go with this line from the fight on Lady Liberty:

“You like hip-hop? Or is jazz more your style?” Max taunted, lifting his hands. Argonaut kept her eyes on his palms, waiting for a spark. Even as she did, her mouth was running. “I prefer tango.” she said calmly, the only warning before her actuators came flying out at him. One claw slammed him mercilessly into the scaffolding, the resulting screech of metal on metal almost enough to make her wince. With two claws still anchoring her, the fourth and final spiraled outwards, reaching for the reactor glued to his chest. Argonaut grinned. “You had it coming.”

It's the combination of her mouth running on its own, automatically firing off these sharp quips about fighting-as-dancing and all that, while inwardly she's distracted by Peter's good-luck kiss and promise to take her to a Broadway show when everything's over (the "you had it coming" is a reference to the Cell Block Tango from Chicago)

6: What makes this fic special or different from all your other fics?

HIYH: It's got a lighter overall tone than my other fics, and it's going to stay there. The darkest this one will get is the canon events in Frozen Empire, and even that's brief. Currently Heartstrings is a little fluffier than this one overall, but Heartstrings is gonna have some killer angst once we get to it.

C&R: It's the closest I get to a crossover fic. Usually I stick to one canon or universe, and I am still sticking to the general world of Spider-Man in this one, but we get surprise appearances from Hobie, references to Spiderverse's LYLA, and of course all the multiverse-jumping in No Way Home itself. I have to say, it's a BEAST to keep track of, but I think it's paid off.

10: Why did you choose this pairing for this particular story?

HIYH: I knew I wanted to write for Lars since he seemed like a really neat character (and he's kinda cute ngl), and while his sexuality isn't ever stated or even hinted at in the movie as far as I could tell, I think his character works well as a gay man and I really wanted to explore the dynamic between his modern view on queerness compared to Jimmy's hidden-in-life/brave-in-death approach.

C&R: I've been a longtime fan of Andrew Garfield's Peter Parker, and I wanted to look at this, like... "two ships passing in the night" sort of romance as brought on by the multiverse. And he's super super bi, so I wanted to give him a partner who is equally bi and have them both be open about those past relationships.

In general, I tend to build my OCs to complement the canon characters, so I can explore some really neat character dynamics and relationships. That's also why I like writing OC x Canon rather than fully canon-character or fully OC ships most of the time, it allows me to build one character as a tool to explore whatever dynamic I want to capture with the other, like an extended character study. It's the challenge of keeping the canon character(s) reasonably accurate to their source material, while putting them into situations where they're interacting with someone completely new.

#my friends!!!#answered asks #my writing #heart in your hands fic #catch and release fic #ask game

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lxdymoon0357 · 11 months

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Hello Hello may I request a Jimmy x reader where readdr is obsessed with any tmnt show?Like they could see a video or smth like that abojt them and they are all smiley for the next 15 minutes?

Thank uuu♡

(Me when I see you post frfr)

(I love you too Moki <3333333 TMNT was my whole childhood!)

Tsundere Delinquent Bully:

Jimmy Santos X Reader who has an obsession with TMNT

✥ Jimmy for once, didn't know of your obsession with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, until he first visited you...all of their merch, funko pops, hoodies, prints, jackets, pins and so much more things ad that is when he realized he will end up in this 'kiddish obsession' (his words not mine!) because what you love he will love eventually... "Goody two-shoes what the fuck.....IS THAT MY GIFT BUT COVERED IN THEIR STICKERS?!" Yes he's mad and jealous.....

✥ Honestly he is surprised at how he didn't notice your obsession earlier, you literally stitched a photo of four of them on your uniform...your bag is COVERED in their pins and you also have bracelets for them?! Was he really that blind? yeah, maybe cause he wasn't staring at that merch, he was staring at you...

✥ Honestly, this grows on him, he finds them cool! Come on! They're tortoises who can talk, behave like humans and are LITERAL NINJAS?! How can anyone not love them?! They're charming as well!!

✥ He notices how when you're upset about getting a bad grade like any other nerd or "Goody two shoes", all he gotta do i shove a TMNT video in your face and you're all smiley for the next 15 minutes like you're high on sugar...

✥ He brings you SO MANY gifts and he likes feeding into your obsession now....He is still very jealous...He knows they're fictional and they're tortoises and ninja tortoises....Okay, no he has every right to be jealous....These creatures too cool...

✥ He is always beside you and whenever he is visiting you, you're doing something like writing a fanfiction, making hella complicated edits, drawing fanarts, making your own merch, selling your merch, earning money, creating alternate universes on them...

✥ Jimmy for the first time realized that you could never have enough things for your favourite shows....And you're very smart for selling things and making money..LET HIM JOIN!

✥ Jimmy is sitting with you on his lap on your bed and you're scrolling through social media and watching their edits 78 times on repeat, and it's a sexy edit, or you're doodling a tmnt thing on his arm, or paper, on your wall, he is a bit concerned....

✥ now Jimmy knows TMNT, he used to watch it as a kid, but only calling them by the names of their eye cover? He never remembered their names...So you often sneak into his house as his S/O to have TMNT marathons and he cannot take his eyes off the screen, not even blinking is allowed, so he puts his hands together and prays you fall asleep quickly...

✥ Sometimes you make him do edits and his respect for those edit and animate has gone through the roof, his fingers have blisters on it, but he guess it's worth it to see you smile and be happy. He is practicing to make better edits, btw....Because he wants to be the one whos edits are your favourite. <333

✥ You will draw so many fanarts or develop alternate universe for the show and he is always there to understand the point of view behind the fanart or the reason why in the alternate universe they work as bakers and how they meet your self insert OCs.....

✥ He is happy you love TMNT so much he will feed into your love for it, but maybe just maybe tone down the obsession a bit? it's scaring him he thinks you're Alex's long-lost twin...

#navi⌗writes⌗#tsundere delinquent bully headcanons #tsundere deliquent bully series #tsundere delinquent bully x reader #tsundere delinquent bully #tsundere delinquent bully x y/n #jimmy santos x y/n #jimmy santos x you #jimmy #jimmy santos headcanons #Jimmy Santos X Reader #tsundere delinquent fanfics #jimmy santos fanfics

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judysxnd · 5 months

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Dating Jimmy Pop would include

young!Jimmy Pop x reader (set today tho)

Got to admit, this was my new crush back in September (I tend to move on quickly sometimes), I've discovered the group and I'm clearly obsessed so here I am. I know it's not going to last very long (proof) but I want to write about him still.

I see him as very casual person, someone who does not really go out much, except in bars to get absolutely blasted. I actually know nothing on his background and such. I'm totally ignorant.

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-playing video games until late at night

-smoking cessions

-you have most of the time the music very loud, dancing around and singing

-him playing guitare, sometimes just to practice, he also loves to tease you because you don't know how to play

-he tries to teach you, but it never lasts long because you get frustrated as you really can't play

-he also plays the piano, aka your favorite instrument, but same you can't play, but it's easier than the guitare

-you are close to his friends, therefore the band

-you go to their concerts

-you spend a lot of time at the studio with them

-he is always making you laugh with jokes, imitations, whatever, you're always laughing

-lots of sex, obviously, he loves to go down on you (it works both ways)

-public sex? like a bathroom, in the car, everywhere you can have some privacy I'd say

-every chance you get you film him goofing around

-you love stealing his clothes. One time he wore one of your dress as a joke because he wanted to do the same with your clothes

-challenging each other about everything, trying new things, literally living your best life, having fun

-going out in bars a lot

-betting on who's going to be wasted first

-you love his music, so you listen to it very often, singing along because you know them all by heart

-so it happens a lot that Jimmy catches you singing to his songs.

-going to sports games a lot with Jimmy, even if you don't know anything about it

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80s Heartthrob, TGIF Crush, Shabby Chic, The WB Crush, VH1 Sepia Sky, Ultraviolet Crush, Arabian Nights, Australian Outback, Telstracore, Beach Bunny, Blue Night, B-Movie Horror, Bookstore Girl, BrazilianPopBar, Breakcore, Yami Kawaii and Yume Kawaii, Denpa, Xpiritualism, Buckle bunny, Dokukawaii, Doomcore, Dutch Golden Age, Flamenco, Lolailo, Tango, sexy nurses and handsome doctors, Glamorous Los Angeles, Global Village Coffeehouse, Doctor Who (No modern one), Gross-Out Horror, Hyperpop, Hot Topic, Mind Murder, Olderbrothercore, Pretty Preppy, Japan sumo, Rawring Musically, dead by daylight, Shiny Suit 97, Joyride, Tiki, Wuxia, Woodland goth, Wota (some of it), Youthquake, LGBT characters (but no woke stuff / no virtue signaling and no fetishes also no ships just LGBT characters), fanarts of isom comic, cheems dog, skits, Saturday Night Live (but only good ones and has charm No Mediocre stuff or woke), musketeer, Oppenheimer movie, deltarune, creepy Jigglypuff image, headcannons, siren head, JRPGS / RPGS, James Bond (but no woke crap only stuff that stays true to the source material), impaled Brendan (it's based off of a fan made fnf song impaled that has Brendan crucified), trollpastas, mukimono, Veiled Valentine, broken finger paradise, drunk shadow the Hedgehog, cas van de pol, Doobus goobus, spin-offs, Waluigi's taco stand, tater tot the cat, Jack Stauber's Opal, Hyperpop, mcdonald's boo buckets, WarioWare, Socks the cat, Andy's Apple Farm, google doodle champion island, The Boondocks, keyboard cat meme, spongebob parodies, half life game, Evil dead: the game, Majin sonic, exotic, medieval genre, Banquet, burger & frights, my friendly neighborhood, cappuccino spoontforce Deluxe VI, BitBuddy, japanese commercials, Go Go hamster chef, spookware, Night of consumers, shipwrecked 64, Hamtaro, Japanese Family McDonald's ad, Smurf cat, Domino's mascot yo noid, Princess Peach Showtime, Uzaki-chan wants to hang out, Tales of Symphonia, short and tall characters, back to the barnyard, lhugueny, camp camp, Hell on kitty (it's based off of a Hello Kitty horror video), The Amazing Digital Circus, Cult Of The Lamb (some parts of it), petite body type/characters, soap opera genre, Phantom of the Opera, Jet Set Radio, Lucky Star anime, Dragon maid, panderverse (it's a South Park special), Japan Christmas style, lisa frank art style, Jester, Zardy's maze, Japan Halloween style, Self aware genre, Fiona and Cake, Mister Donut, Rhythm Heaven, DIY, sonic channel, Balena Productions (some of it),

,japan McDonald's night mac anime series, 80 Thousand, Bakalas, Headless Angelcore, Highly personal, Putatacore, tails gets trolled including the Halloween mod, cherry tree high comedy club, Little Red Riding Hood zombie BBQ, Scuttlywood Sari, fan made movie poster / Disney Pixar poster, Link eating watermelon, famicom detective club, idw comics (but no crap ones), Archie series and Afterlife with Archie, Fruit Ninja, prequels to your drawings, masculinity, femininity, references / Easter eggs, The Last of Us Part 1 (no part 2), amnesia games, Night club, perbedaan, tsundere, kuudere, dandere, Creepy dolls, meatcanyon (but no requests of his real people videos including the Super Bowl), happy birthday balvenie, Karamari Hospital, Loonatics Unleashed, crunchin, fanon mod, tony crynight, shit post,

puppet combo christmas massacre, curry food, Resident Evil Elza Walker, czech folklore, kwamis, Tokyo mirage sessions,

20 ladies (it's a video game), romance kingdom sugar sweet destiny (it's cookie run AU with a high school dating simulator universe), Jocks, rankin bass style, american mcgee's alice plus sequel, MLG (some of it and no drugs), what if scenarios, Cupid, Unown King, sega yakuza games, fanarts of gmod creations and idiot box, Ubisoft franchises (No shitty ones), valve games, Bee and Puppycat, swat kats, Them's Fightin' Herds, Devotion (it's a taiwanese horror game), Drawn together (some of it), Statue of Liberty, Yule log cakes, Gorillaz (they are animated music band group), abstract art elements, Walpeach, yo mama channel (classic only and some couple modern ones if it's good), BoJack Horseman, moo moo farm outfits, fanarts of Nazo unleashed or just Nazo the Hedgehog, Slay the princess, Dead plate (it's a restaurant horror game),

fanarts of dining simulation games, mad father and misao, tamagotchis, mr hopp's playhouse, hotel transylvania, betty boop, Tokyo mew mew, vegan options / choices, rune factory series, My friendly neighbor, Pucca, Pokéathlon, Vampire heart Draculaura, Glover, Shadow Lugia, Turok, frat boy culture, gijnka, northern lights, nightgowns, ballgowns, Chinatowns, Milky way and the galaxy girls, E3 (only the side good), fashion dreamer, style savvy, wedding peach anime, bob's burgers, movieunleashers, cosmc's mcdonald's, Robot Unicorn Attack, ToeJam and Earl, bartender, Closing at 2 (it's alcohol horror game), book fairs, Wisteria, Macarons, what happened to robot jones?, nutcrackers, fanart of adoptables (but it has to be good and no ai), #DRCL midnight children, Neco Arc, rosario vampire, vampire knight, RE: Zero, kurisumasu keki, youtuber jocat, skull trumpet, kurisumasu ni wa kentakkii, Tokimeki Memorial girl's side, fear & hunger (it's a video game and some of it), takoyaki, vocaloid blackstar shooter, aquarium, delicious in dungeon, San Diego Comic Con, Scottish folklore, tango, super bad mario by Pastek, French patisserie, Palworld, palestine folklore, stellar blade, ghost of tsushima, Hanahaki, hopecore,

Gumball vs Dream, Peoplehood, Grażynacore, LOLcore, Gen Z Maximalism, Memphis Design, Minimalism, Mallsoft or just malls, Funwaacore, Kitschy, Shabby Chic, Mori Girl, Mori Boy, making fun of locows, Peko-Chan, Just Dance series, regue chicken movie, isekai, tenshi kaiwai, Warmcore or Heatwave, Hippie (some of it), Raver, Jejemon, Canis, Ah Beng, Raxetas, Chonis, Sonas (however it has to be creative and original), Texas style, shounen, Seinen, Shoujo, Josei, Star trees, vietnamese folklore, Touf, Konjac, Uiro-mochi, Flan, annin tofu, Bejeweled series, Saloons, bar fight, illbleed (it's a horror game), twins, triplets, mongolian folklore, scuba diving, Giri Choco, Honmei Choco, Tomo Choco, Shaka cat (she is from McDonald's Japan commercial), Drider, Ecchi (some of it), ME!ME!ME! Girl (SFW only), Mayadere, Kanedere, Oujidere, Kamidere, Kekkondere, Himedere, Sadodere, Bodere, Shundere, Bakadere, Yottadere, Undere, Nyandere, Hinedere, Utsudere, Darudere, Gundere, Characters singing, Cursed Cat Alastor, Desert Dancers, Tanghulu, Macchiatos, cortados, flat whites, ohagi, Pusheen, serbian folklore, tuxedo, skydiving, Florist, Accordion, Rainbow Brite, host club, reimagines, Hypnosis, Teru teru bozu, jojifuku, j-fashion,

If you have any questions please leave your comments down below.

Side note: you don't have to read all of it you can read some of it if you want or just the important parts or whatever rocks your boat.

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welcometojackass2022 · 1 year

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Taking Commissions—Personalized and Kink/Fetish Fics for $10-$15

Figured I’d go ahead and make this official! I’m currently taking commissions. For $10 I’ll write you a personalized smut fic that will be similar to my x reader fics except instead of the reader, you get to choose the name, personality traits and characteristics of the main character; you can use yourself, an OC, anything you want as specifically detailed as you want. You can also choose to have another canon character or person used instead of yourself or an OC (for example, a Harry Potter x Draco Malfoy fic instead of a Harry Potter x Reader fic). I’m also taking commissions for hardcore kink and fetish fics for $15, which can also be personalized upon request. Continue reading for more details!

Fandoms I Take Commissions For:

Jackass (Johnny Knoxville, Dave England, Danger Ehren, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Wee Man, Preston Lacy, Stephanie Hodge, Jeff Tremaine, Spike Jonze, Rachel Wolfson, Poopies, Zach Holmes, Jasper Dolphin, Eric Manaka)

Viva La Bam and CKY (Bam, Ryan, Brandon DiCamillo, Rake Yohn, Raab Himself/Chris Raab), Brandon Novak, Tim Glomb, Lord Bottaro, Joe Frantz, Jess Margera, Chad Ginsburg, Deron Miller, Ryan Gee)

Game of Thrones (too many characters to list, just ask upon request)

Harry Potter (pretty much any character, just ask upon request)

Gotham (most characters, just ask upon request)

Shameless (most characters, just ask upon request)

Jimmy Pop and Evil Jared from Bloodhound Gang

Ville Valo from HIM

Any character from Haggard or Minghags

The Mighty Boosh (Vince, Howard, Naboo)

Peep Show (Mark and Jeremy)

IT Crowd (Moss, Jen, Roy, Douglas, Richmond)

Peaky Blinders (most characters, just ask upon request)

Slipknot (all members)

Pretty much any rock band, including Guns N Roses, Motley Crue, and KISS (check my old account @creativewritingpracticestudio for some of my old rock band fics)

Pretty much any British comedian featured on Would I Lie To You, Taskmaster, Big Fat Quiz, 8 Out of 10 Cats, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, and Mock the Week

Dead Poets Society (any of the main guys honestly, I’m not picky)

Inbetweeners (most main characters and Mr. Gilbert)

Umbrella Academy (most main characters, ask upon request)

Types of Personalized Fics I’ll Write ($10 Per Fic, $15 if Hardcore Kinks and Fetishes are involved)

Fluff

Smut (angry smut, fluffy smut, jealous smut, anything really)

Angst

Hurt/Comfort

Song fics

Drabbles or short concepts

M/F, M/M, F/F, anything goes

Types of Hardcore Kinks and Fetishes I’ll Write For ($15 Per Fic)

Hardcore BDSM (bondage, dom/sub dynamics, mild pain play, punishments, use of gags, sex toys, and bondage gear, etc)

Consensual Non-Consent

Somnophilia

Piss kink, piss play, bladder control, etc

DDLG/MDLB and all variations, but no pedophilia.

Blood Kink and/or weapon play

Roleplay

Breeding Kink and Pregnancy Kink

Belly Kink/Weight Gain Kink (this does include feederism and force-feeding)

Cucking, Threesomes, Sharing, Free Use, Cheating Kink, etc

Degradation and Humiliation (and on the opposite end, Praise Kink and Body Worship)

Impact Play and Mild Pain Play

Foot Fetish

Exhibitionism and Voyeurism

Wax Play and Temperature Play

Tentacles (yeah sure, why not)

Inflation (I highly doubt anyone’s gonna request this but it’s there as an option)

Note: Extremely gross fetishes like scat, farting, armpits, etc are a possibility but you’ll have to make a pretty decent offer, definitely more than $15. Pedophilia, Bestiality, and kinks involving explicit torture/mutilation or murder are out, no matter what you offer.

Please note that all requests for these fics need to either be sent to me in DMs or through a non-anonymous ask (the ask won’t be posted, it’ll just tell me who to DM to send the link to the fic or to ask questions about the fic). Once the fic is completed, I’ll ask you to send the $10 or $15 through Venmo, PayPal or CashApp (preferably Venmo but it’s your choice) and I’ll either send you the link to the document the fic is written on or email you the PDF of the fic. You can also choose to have me post the fic on ao3 and just not state who requested said fic. Don’t be afraid to ask questions, I don’t kinkshame or judge and I like to be given as many details as possible to ensure that you get the fic you want.

Also, don’t feel obligated to ask for a commission if you’re one of the people who reads my x reader fics! This is just a way for me to earn some money while I’m in college, I will never demand that any of you ask for a commission. Happy requesting :)

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sailoreuterpe · 10 months

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First Line Ask Game! Rules: List the first lines of the last ten stories you published (or works in progress if you’re feeling brave lol). See if you or others notice any patterns!

(For this game, I included the first paragraph of each fanfiction. I skipped any fandom ship week stories or else more than half of my list would have been just those. I also completely missed “A Commit-y of Marriers” on my first rundown so I’ve included that work as a bonus. ACoM the only fanfiction on my list that’s still ongoing, so it can be its own little category.)

Billy carries the dog off into the field, fully intending to take care of the problem. Fast and kindly. Free Miss Longabaugh of the worry. She has enough on her plate without the others complaining. - The Guy Who Got Flustered

Now what should we do?” Mamoru asks the other brunette as the crystal door silently slides shut behind Usagi. Seiya looks over at him, zer eyes narrowed. The grin on zer face is positively ecstatic and a little manic. Mamoru groans softly. “Seiya, no.” - When Usagi’s Not Home

The next time that Teddy sees his navy buddies, Bob and Linda do hold his hands. In fact, Linda is the one to grab Teddy’s hand first, deliberately and with a smile that glints a little feral. Bob is less showy–of course; it’s Bob–but his grip is no less tight. - I Wanna (Cargo) Hold Your Hand

Jimmy isn’t Linda. Even if he wasn’t such a fucking asshole and an egotistical shithead, he wouldn’t be Linda. Linda is–was…was– - He Isn’t You and that Cuts Me Through

Teddy knows that the Belchers love him. He’s known since before Bob and Linda even started dating him; even when Teddy could have never dreamed that they might love him romantically, he still knew that the whole family cared about him as their friend. They’re all so awesome that they can smash through Teddy’s significant insecurities...most days. - Unforgettable, Too

Louise notices the change first. She’s had Chloe in a headlock for long enough that the redhead should be passed out. Chloe, for her part, is still too angry to care that her perfectly-painted talons aren’t doing shit to Louise. Not any more. And they aren't even breaking on Louise's skin like usual. - Fate and Sole-Mates

The feel of Linda’s calloused hands on Teddy’s bare back isn’t sexy. Sure, he’s had a very minor, very tiny crush on his friend for some time. But right now, there’s nothing titillating about Linda’s hands on his skin as she stabilizes herself against him to draw a bad tattoo design to show to his mother. - Your Hands on My Back (They Give Me a Heart Attack)

Tina assumes that her first date with Zeke will be pretty similar to her first–official–date with Jimmy Junior. And every subsequent first date in Tina’s life. - Let’s Give ‘em Something to Taco ‘Bout

Louise sends Logan a selfie, spread out on the bed, in nothing but her shorts and beanie. There’s a bottle of beer in her hand and various snacks conspicuously placed. Specifically things that Logan hates (like her weird Japanese candy that costs an arm and a leg at the import store). - Girl'z Staycation

Jimmy Junior is awkward and weird. So is Tina. He dances out his emotions. Tina writes out hers. Jimmy Junior can be blunt and kind of mean. Tina gets called out for saying stuff out loud that apparently she’s not even supposed to think. - Quirky Turkey and Peculiar Pig

They woke up as if it were any other day. Linda’s eyes popped open and she grinned, but none of that was special. Most dawns saw Linda Belcher grinning and greeting the sun, her ability to see the best in every moment only occasionally dampened by too much alcohol or life-threatening emergencies. - A Commit-y of Marriers

Alright, here are some general observations. I’m glad to see the spread of fandoms, including one of my oldest, one of my newest, and one that I’m not really in but the material called to me. I only wish that I had a "Pacific Rim" story more recently. I’m pleased to see a range of “Bob’s Burgers” ships (two each for Bob, Tina, and Louise) although I need to write more Gene ship-work. The poor guy doesn’t get enough love in my writing. Many of these pieces are gifts, which makes me smile. I really do love my polyamory, lol. I need to finish the next chapter of ACoM, but I’m having minor writer’s block about a specific scene. Once I’m over that hurdle, the chapter will flow fine. Finally, I enjoy writing in the first-person present tense.

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jimmymcgools · 2 years

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any director's cut commentary on the most recent chapter?

💕 absolutely delighted to, anon! (and who are you that you remember these!)

i don’t know if there’s any specific part you’re interested in, but i'll scroll through the chapter and comment on anything that pops out to me. if there IS something specific, please ask!

“Act versus status,” she says now, returning to an earlier river, further inland up the delta. “Status is not a criminal act.” The delta splits into two here, and she follows one of the streams. “For example…” she whispers. “For example… being an addict is a status, not an act.”

this was so fun! this is a scene from my pre-canon fic “a controlled burn”, but from kim’s perspective.

kim was specific enough on her end of the phone call that i knew i’d picked some piece of real crim law for her to be referencing, so two years later for this scene i had to find it again. and then it turned out to be much more relevant than i realised at the time!

also i do want this to work even if it’s the first fic of mine you read! thankfully (evilly) the show decided to make born yesterday the most traumatic old hollywood film choice of all time, so. there you go.

Sluggish with foreign material and long days and copy machines and coffee breaks and new things.

a little reference to this one shot of mine, “green”! she likes new things.

something v. Texas, or Pressburger v. something

it’s powell v texas, but kim’s brain gives her pressburger here because she’s a fan of powell and pressburger movies.

“I saw the news,” Kim blurts out, her chest rising and falling between the words. She tries for warm and sympathetic instead: “And I thought of you, how are you?”

i love everyone’s kindly-innocent-phone-voices on this show, and it’s fun trying to capture them in text.

also ever since i first saw the episode i’ve been obsessed with the idea of kim calling francesca and making it as far as she can through a conversation, as if she isn’t desperate to ask about jimmy from the moment the call connects.

“Robles and Goto Partners,” the receptionist says musically. “How can I help you today?”

big ups to gina robles from the 410 cold open who is suddenly given a role in my fanfiction, hi gina.

also of course our beloved viola, who witnessed much too much, and who i’m so delighted by. slinging shade about vegan patties. “i, um. good.” an icon. she’s seen saul goodman in his pajamas. who else could it be.

Lynn has family up in Santa Fe, so when she found us a place here… it just seemed meant to be.

even bigger ups to Lynn of deleted scene fame who absolutely made the most of a free trip to the stein eriksen lodge in 2004.

This is a prepaid call from—and then Jimmy’s own voice clicks in, a hollow recording: “Uh, Jimmy McGill?” before it shifts back to the robot—… an inmate at Montrose Federal Correctional Complex.

SHOUTOUT TO SERIAL, WHO HERE LISTENED TO THAT TEN YEARS AGO

“Y’know, it’s a funny thing,” Jimmy says, crackling and hissing at the edges, so far away. “I can’t stop thinking about what the weather’s like out there.”

oh honey

kim he’s thinking now

kim get your man out he’s dreaming again he’s wistful

“No, I meant—” Jimmy starts, and the tone is suddenly so familiar she can see him clearly, can see him shaking his head and staring at her pleadingly. “What about you as the better lawyer?”

jimmy saving up his precious minutes of shitty payphone connection to sow some seeds 🥺

this next scene with patty is a really interesting one in terms of like... one of the difficulties i’ve found writing kim pov is handling the dialogue in the scenes where kim is largely silent. it’s such an important part of the character but it really strains my limited range of action description.

and i didn’t even realise specifically how little she did speak here, but she says less than ten words over this entire interaction.

it’s tough because i still want it to feel like two people engaging with each other, like patty’s bouncing off kim and not just giving a ted talk.

She’d forgotten the bar exam, in the months afterwards. By the time she received her score, she had barely remembered what questions she’d answered, what subjects she’d written on.

it’s weird and wonderful how like... way back when i was working on the bar exam chapters for "slip and fall season”, i read a bunch of things people had written about their experiences. and i remember people saying afterwards they totally forgot everything they wrote. i dont know if this ever ended up in safs, but it’s so cool how like... that was just sitting in my head, waiting to be useful.

like churning water heading for the shore.

all the best chapter endings are accidentally in iambic pentameter.

#commentary ask meme #was that the tag? i think so #asks #anon #ty for asking!

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lastweeksshirttonight · 8 months

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Apropos of literally nothing besides my weird-ass thought process, Strike Force Five and the K-pop stan behavior I think they might do

Jimmy Kimmel: get into a fistfight over H.O.T. vs Sechskies

Stephen Colbert: get into a fight with Rain over who is more influential teach his military juniors the "Rollin" dance

John Oliver: buy shares of SM to try and influence the direction of their groups

Jimmy Fallon: write 500K-word Jimin/reader fanfiction

Seth Meyers: send protest trucks to demand that all future Enhypen videos, MVs or otherwise, have a bunch of women in them

#strike force five #jimmy kimmel #stephen colbert #john oliver #jimmy fallon #seth meyers #these are jokes please do not kill me #all of these are real things that happened in k-pop!#i've been in this shit too long

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clairethecutepup · 1 year

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Writing Practice: On the Run! (Ed Edd n' Eddy)

Writing is always important in media-- whether standard literature or otherwise --and thus it's important I sharpen my writing skills whenever possible, by both doing it and examining feedback.

Today's offered story, whether you plan to critique or simply enjoy, is a tale done in style of 2nd person narration and fanfiction form. Be warned, it has mentions of strong depression and all; but it's nothing overtly dark and gritty-- not even SLIGHTLY. Click "read more" to view, as well as the author's notes.

[*Note: all the characters are aged up and adults now, even if it's a simple 18 years of age. Nothing "inappropriate" for that reason, just a preference.]

Normally, Claire (You) gets along quite well with Sarah and Jimmy; but they won't hesitate to criticize the kid, when warranted-- or give chase, when most certainly warranted!

Claire promised the two she'd ditch the BCAA supplements, after seeming like she'd come close to a heart attack and getting a bit sick. Unfortunately, Claire is too determined to maintain her muscular gains and force her body to find the instant energy to do things. Plus, a third reason... The two have their suspicions, and when they find out... Well, if Claire's fine with harming herself, Sarah's eager to help; and Jimmy doesn't very much enjoy others acting like they're smarter than him, so he'd also like teaching Claire a lesson in being cocky enough to try and play him a fool.

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You're in your bedroom, and you've secretly popped another BCAA pill for your latest workout. When you finish, your heart is still racing from the caffeinated substance you took. Hopefully, no one notices. Skyler then knocks on your door and tells you that he's going shopping for some more art supplies and groceries. You can go with him, or you can stay in the Cul-De-Sac. Obviously, he's not letting you stay by yourself, as you're not the type of person to be entrusted with their own well-being. You don't feel like walking around, after feeling the BCAA's strong effects on your body, so you ask to be left behind and in someone else's care. Skyler agrees to your demands, but with the question if it's because you don't feel well. You certainly don't look it...

Darn, if only you could do a better job of hiding your BCAA influence... It's a lot harder, when you've lost your tolerance to it, after going cold turkey for so long. Skyler asks Nazz to watch you for a bit, and she agrees. When you're at Nazz's place, you accept the offer to lie on her couch for a bit, after you show clear signs of feeling unwell.

Nazz leaves the room to get something for you, before she comes back into the living room. She sets down a plate of cookies and a glass of milk, before sitting beside you.

"This always helps me feel better, whenever I'm feeling sick myself," she smiles.

Guess that made one of you, as you could only cover your mouth instinctively. This only increases her concern, and she feels your forehead.

"Hmmm... You don't feel warm," she removes her hand, "Do you feel like you caught a bug or something?"

You shake your head, assuring you just feel tired after your workout.

"Dude, that's why they say to take 'rest days,'" she reminds, "Well, you can at least rest NOW. I'll leave the tray for you, okay?"

You watch her leave and internally sigh to yourself. Darn it, the BCAA pills were supposed to INCREASE energy, not make you bed-ridden! ... Or, couch-ridden, instead. You decide to eat the cookies anyway, since they're there. They taste pretty good, and you even manage to finish all of them, without any problems.

You then fall asleep, on the couch, while watching cartoons. You wake up in your own bed, and there's a damp cloth on your forehead. You stand up and leave your room, encountering Skyler in your kitchen.

"Oh, you're up," Skyler immediately takes notice, concern on his face, "Are you alright, Claire? Nazz says you were sleeping the entire time you were there, like you absolutely had no energy left... Plus, you seemed nauseous at the idea of eating."

You shrug, claiming you probably overworked yourself with your strength training. This furrows Skyler's brow.

"Claire," he says, "this isn't the first time that's been happening, lately... So, what exactly are you doing during those exercises? Whatever it is, I think you need to take a break from it, or at least use lighter weights..."

You nod in agreement, hoping he doesn't catch onto the pills being the real reason. You finally have more of an appetite, at least what wasn't ruined by Nazz's cookies, so you eat the dinner Skyler prepared. You lie awake that night, unable to sleep because of the pills' caffeine content and your lengthy daytime nap earlier. It's a tired morning the next day, so time to pop more BCAA pills. There's the energy boost, but with a hint of nausea. Oh well, it's been getting less intense. You greet Skyler for the morning, and he says he'd like to get you some fresh air today. Perhaps that'll help with your newfound and seeming sickness? At the playground, a passing Sarah and Jimmy notice you both. Specifically, Sarah and Jimmy focus on YOU, as they heard from Nazz that you weren't seeming of the best health yesterday. You assure them you're fine, just that you may be working yourself too hard with muscle-building.

Jimmy asks if you're sure, and you reply with a simple "yes." Something about your response doesn't seem acceptable to him. Then again, Jimmy could be manipulative at times, so it wouldn't be surprising if something about your false answer reminded him of his own lies, here and there.

"You seem a bit unwell, still..." he notes, "Did you also work out today?"

You deny it, your only truthful response, thus far. Jimmy is scanning your face. He then asks Skyler if he and Sarah can take you off his hands, and Skyler doesn't see much reason to object. He just asks that they ensure to keep a close eye on you, in case your state worsens. You don't like where this is going, as Jimmy leads you away by the shoulder. Sarah is suspicious, as she walks alongside you. She can tell when Jimmy's planning something, and it's clear you've given him something to plan about. Jimmy leads you both into one of the alleyways, before he stops and leans into your ear.

"You're trying to pull one over me, aren't you~?" he smirks, "I know you all too well, you know."

Wuh oh... You deny it.

"You think you're smarter than me, don't you?" his smile grows and looks a bit annoyed, "Perhaps even egotistical enough to think yourself smarter than ALL of us, since I've a feeling you've been a bit untruthful to Skyler, as well."

You insist you really don't know what he's talking about, you probably just got a bug or something...

"Oh Claire, those adorable blue eyes can betray you so easily~," Jimmy continues, "I'm willing to be forgiving, though, if you tell me what you're actually doing to make yourself so sick lately."

Sarah glances between you two, confusion on her face.

"Jimmy, what are you two talking about...?" she asks.

"Oh, how stupid she thinks we both are," Jimmy confidently responds, "it's why she won't tell us what's REALLY sickening her, as of late."

"... What's THAT supposed to mean?" Sarah fiercely stares you down, "Claire, ARE you hiding something...? Whatever it is, you better tell us RIGHT NOW..."

You back into the fence lining, as Jimmy smugly and calmly approaches you, and Sarah angrily and fiercely does.

"It's nothing, guys!" you protest, "Just some minor stomach problems, that's all! It's not anything bad, okay? Just... a little stomach bug, maybe..."

"'Maybe'?" Jimmy smugly repeats, "You don't sound so sure. I suggest the canary sings, before I have to introduce the cat to it," he motions to Sarah.

Well, they're gonna find out anyway, now. Good thing you carried the pill bottle for any emergency "energy" and the like, so maybe it can distract them long enough...? With a shaky hand and strong gulp, you hand over the bottle and Sarah snatches it from you. She and Jimmy both look at it, and they seem furious.

"WHAT?!" Sarah yells, "You've been taking this stuff again?!"

"Oh, so you truly DO think you're smarter than us, don't you?" Jimmy snarls, "Why else would you have apparently kept your fingers crossed, when you promised us all you'd stop taking these...? Well, I DON'T like being played for a fool..."

"ME NEITHER!" Sarah pushes her sleeve up, as Jimmy takes the bottle, "Claire, I'm gonna--!!"

While they focused on the bottle, you ran off.

"Oh, you ARE a cheeky little cad!" Jimmy grits his teeth, "Acting sneaky a SECOND time..."

"That's it, GET BACK HERE!!" Sarah yells.

You run for your life, as you flee the taller adults. Sarah is probably going to LITERALLY tear you limb from limb, while Jimmy would certainly make you squirm in other manners... You're pretty sure you wouldn't survive either of their wraths. Unfortunately, you couldn't even hide away at home, as Skyler would undoubtedly be told about this. Guess you'd best just run away from the Cul-De-Sac altogether... if that's somehow possible.

You quickly dart around corners, trying to lose the two larger figures chasing after you. They're gaining on you, though...

"YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY!" Sarah shouts, "WE'VE CHASED MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIENDS DOWN ALL THESE YEARS, AND YOU WON'T BE ANY DIFFERENT!!"

You'd like to beg to differ. You had shorter legs, but you're pretty quick yourself. A smaller size also meant you can fit into and squeeze through things easier than them. In fact, you could easily slip under the fence... So, you do.

"It'll take more than that, you slippery weasel!" Jimmy calls out.

Sarah and Jimmy's hands follow you under the hole, but their fingers don't even come close to grasping you. You run toward the side of the oncoming house and past it. Now, you need to decide which direction to head in, preferably one the duo won't use to catch up. You don't want to bump into them. You decide to just hide in a nearby bush, for now, just to be safe. You'll see which way they're coming from and, more importantly, which way they'll be going. They eventually reach the spot, but they don't see you in the bush.

"Sarah, let's check the park," Jimmy suggests, "she may have gone running back to her trusted sibling for safety. Well, she'd only be half right, knowing what a foolish simpleton she can be..."

"Fine by me," Sarah agrees, "Let's see her sneak anymore, if Skyler finds out himself!"

The two of them run down the street, but then turn left at the corner.

Oh, thank goodness, they're gone now... Well, if they're telling Skyler-- whether him actually still being at the park, or him being found back home --then that confirms the idea of dismissing your home as a hiding spot. Well, you're officially "on the run"... You're worried how quickly word may spread about the search for you, and your continued use of BCAA supplements. You gotta be careful about encountering the other Cul-De-Sac members. At the very least, you know you can't hide in here forever: bushes are probably among the first things they'd check, and Ed could literally sniff you out. His likelihood of it is only increased, by the bush being near his home. You temporarily humor the idea of hiding in Ed's, and Sarah's, own home. It WOULD be the last place they'd expect to find you. Unfortunately, there's the whole "Ed sniffing you out" thing, and you're too scared to be THAT close to a furious and seeking Sarah. Ugh, where to go now?

Your options are limited. Double D isn't a good choice, because he'd likely tell Skyler about all this, too. If only you had a different problem, then he'd help fix everything, as per usual. The Cul-De-Sac clubhouse is not a good choice either, as Sarah and Jimmy would definitely think to examine an empty, isolated treetop space like that. That leaves... the outskirts of the Cul-De-Sac, you guessed. Great, even if you somehow managed to get out of the neighborhood, you didn't have any real place to hide and survive in. Honestly, you'd have better luck jumping out of the clubhouse and praying it's quick. Okay, a bit TOO dark and dramatic a solution, in THIS case, but you're essentially screwed either way; yet, you'll be even more so, if Sarah and Jimmy manage to get hold of you.

You're just going to have to keep moving. Maybe try heading towards the woods, and hope for the best; or maybe you should just hide somewhere and make everyone THINK you fled elsewhere...? But how long do you wait, before the inevitability of having to run instead? Do you risk being caught and attempt to flee without being seen, in the current moment? And if you do try to escape, what happens when you encounter someone else? How many people do you have to worry about running into on the way out...?

Well, you've got to make a decision soon. Your phone is ringing, and it's Skyler's name on that screen. Sarah and Jimmy must've told him, and he's likely FURIOUS about things. You can already hear him telling you to come to him-- and NOW. You decide to just turn off your phone. Sure, ignoring him isn't going to ease his temper, but it'll be harder to locate you with a quiet phone that can't emit a trackable GPS signal, at least. You decide to find a new place to hide, at least one that'll take them longer to search. You gotta sneak out of the Cul-De-Sac eventually, though.

You slip away from the bush, careful to stay hidden in the shadows. There's no one around, which means you don't have to worry about anyone seeing you leave. You're also pretty small and quiet, so that'll help keep you under everyone's radar.

You glance around, trying to avoid seeming suspicious as you walk. If Sarah, Jimmy or Skyler spot you, they'll chase you down. Still, you should avoid getting spotted by anyone else, as you don't know whom else Sarah and Jimmy told to keep an eye out for you. Your legs start to tire, a sure sign you're experiencing a BCAA-related crash, again. Great, why NOW of all times? As much as you want to keep going, your body feels too heavy; but you prevail, even when Sarah and Jimmy took your only pill bottle of the energy-booster.

Then, the last thing you'd want happens: someone acknowledges you. Fortunately, it's not your brother nor your pursuing duo, but Nazz spots you regardless. Kevin is with her, and he's also eyeing you. It doesn't seem like they've been told anything, as they're not trying to grab you nor telling you to come over to them.

"Claire, are you alright?" Nazz asks, "What are you even doing alone? I thought Skyler didn't like it when you were."

Normally, people would think Skyler abusively possessive when hearing he doesn't like you alone, but Skyler's true motives are pure: only wanting to ensure you're given personal care that you can't be trusted to do for yourself. Hopefully, he believed, that would change, someday. Knowing Skyler's reason for it, Nazz would predictably be concerned to see you all alone. Crap, how do you lie here?

You assure them everything's fine, you just felt a need to give Sarah and Jimmy some space, after a falling-out.

Kevin looks at you with curiosity and concern, "'Wait, YOU storming off from someone, just like that...?" he asks, "Even if it WAS a real doozy, why would they just agree to let you walk off like that? They know how Skyler feels about that better than anyone..."

Nazz also seems upset, "Dude, if they agreed to watch you for him, then they NEED to stick with you," Nazz approaches you and holds her hand out, "Come on, let's go find them and we'll help settle things, o--" she confusedly watches you back away, "--kay...? Dude, you're acting really weird here. Like, there's more than just some fight happening between you guys."

You assure it won't be a good idea to find them right now.

"Um, then we can just wait for them to look for YOU instead...?" Nazz suggests.

Oh no, you can't let anyone hang onto you, you just can't!! You won't get out of here then! You lie about going back to Sarah and Jimmy, and run off. Nazz calls after you, but you ignore her and flee in whatever direction seems likeliest for escape.

As soon as you're out of sight of their sight, your legs start shaking from fear as you realize this plan might have been stupid. Your heart is racing so hard, your breath is short... And you feel like throwing up. Why did you ever think running away was such a great idea?! Those stupid BCAA side effects aren't helping, either... Where ARE you now, anyway? Wait, trailers? You're in the trailer park! You hope you don't run into the Kanker Sisters, as they'll probably ask why you're running around in some sickly panic. It wouldn't be the first time one would ask if a problem needed help being "finished," and you KNOW how easy it is to anger them with something like lying. Actually, maybe Sarah tearing you a new one instead-- even with Jimmy to add something into the mix --isn't all that scary, with competition like THAT.

You don't know if the Kankers would actually tell Skyler, or at least hand you over to Sarah and Jimmy, but you feel it's best not to get caught by them. You hear the sisters and instinctively dive under the nearest trailer: theirs. Yet, you don't see them anywhere, and it sounds a little muffled. You curiously follow it to the slightly opened window. That's the reason you hear them: they're inside, with the Eds, and all seem to be enjoying each other's company. Oh, great... If the Eds are here, that's definitely gonna complicate things, if you're noticed. Double D would especially screw you over, by returning you to Skyler (likely including Sarah and Jimmy), if he and the others managed to get the truth out of you. Time to go, before they spot you and ask any questions... Speaking of "complications": Sarah and Jimmy are prowling through the area, gazing around for you. Luckily, you spot them first and hide under the trailer again. You cover your mouth and hope they don't look under it and spot you. Their feet stop in front of the gap you're hiding in.

"She has to be around here, somewhere, Jimmy..." Sarah growls, "How far can an idiot with shorter legs run, anyway?"

"And, a SMALLER fool, as well, Sarah..." Jimmy adds, "She has many spots and the like she can squeeze into. We need to make sure we're as thorough as possible. We also best keep any noise down, so we don't risk alerting her to our presence."

A bit late for that, you can literally see them, in addition to hearing them. Still, as long as they don't know where exactly you are, maybe they'll lose interest in searching this area, eventually. You hope so. You're watching Jimmy and Sarah search the park's yard... Oh crap, they're looking UNDER trailers now, and they're about to look under the Kankers'!!

Just as they're kneeling down, Lee kicks the trailer door open.

"Okay, just what are you two doing out here?" she demands, pointing inside with a thumb, "We can all see you obsessing over every little detail out here, through the window..." she lowers her thumb, folding her arms, "You lose something, or you just trying to bug the neighbors? Trust me, last thing we need's you two setting off ol' Carl, over there."

"Have you seen Claire?" Sarah demands.

"The little blonde twerp; why, she in trouble or something?"

"You bet she is! She's been lying about not taking that stupid BCAA stuff anymore!"

"So? If it's her body, it's her choice, ain't it? If something happens to her, it's her own fault."

"She better hopes it makes something happen to her, before we find her, 'cause when I get my hands on that lying little...!! Did you see her, or not?!"

"Calm down, we haven't seen the squirt anywhere near here."

You feel a lump in your throat, but you dare not swallow and let the sound give you away to everyone. Too late, Jimmy just peered under the trailer.

"I found the slippery rascal, Sarah!!"

Jimmy dives in under you, but you back out quickly and take off in the direction that the trailer's backside faces. Sarah and Jimmy look past the trailer and toward you.

"You're making it a whole lot worse!!" Sarah snarls.

"Jeez, those three are sometimes crazier than our men..." Lee sighs.

She goes back inside the trailer, likely to relay the insane shenanigans of your own trio, just now. You run as Sarah and Jimmy follow, and continue yelling at you, while they chase you into Rolf's farm yard. You burst through the fence gate, Jimmy pushes the door open next, and Sarah LITERALLY smashes through the darn thing after it recloses.

Rolf instantly snaps his surprised attention toward the three of you, as you all run around his moving tractor. He's yelling at you all to not foolishly stand in front of his moving vehicle; while you're more focused on escaping your pursuers, and Sarah and Jimmy are more focused on catching you.

You're running all throughout Rolf's yard, much to his vocal dismay. Your latest dodge attempt of Sarah and Jimmy lands you onto Rolf's goat, Victor, and the critter carries you to freedom. Forget being on the "lamb" instead... Rolf yells at you to return his goat, but you don't really have much choice: Victor is freaked out and charging forward, with you riding on his back. Jimmy is riding someone else himself, for extra speed: Sarah, and spite/anger is motivating her to run at a very fast rate after you. She's clearly HAD it with chasing you every which way, as if it wasn't bad enough you lied to her and Jimmy.

You plow into a passing Jonny, who only had a few moments to notice Victor charging toward him. You fly off the goat, as the two fall onto the ground, and you suddenly find yourself traveling by the air. Well, that's one way to flee the Cul-De-Sac, even if you have no idea where to. Sarah and Jimmy aren't deterred, though, they're running toward where they believe you'll land. You eventually land in the trees of the nearby forest. You slide through the branches and land onto the ground. You quickly regain yourself and run, having a strong feeling that's not the last you'll be seeing of your pursuers, given how relentless your two friends can get.

The sun sets, and the sky turns dark. You're still running, but now you're lost in the woods, somewhat. You've been running for a while, and you're exhausted. You need to find somewhere to rest, and soon.

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It's gotten so dark outside, and you're still alone in the woods. You can barely see anything, and you're worried you'll stumble upon some weird creep or something, all the way out here and so late. You try to keep going, but you're too tired to move any farther.

Jeez, just how long have you been travelling for? Wouldn't Sarah and Jimmy have caught up to you by now? Then again, maybe they made a mistake in predicting your landing location, or these woods proved too vast for even the year-long residents to navigate effectively.

You sit down on a log, and lean against it. Your body is so sore from all the running, and you're starting to feel sick. You should have just stayed off those stupid supplements, then this whole thing would've never happened! Your heart won't stop racing, you've got a headache now-- because stress ALWAYS makes a BCAA-induced crash all the better! --and you're more exhausted than ever. You're also starving, but good luck eating anything with the increased nausea.

Still, your stomach growls, and you realize you haven't eaten since breakfast today. That was a bad decision, and you know it. Now you're paying the price-- paying the price for it ALL. You sigh, and look around. There's nothing here, and you don't think there's anywhere to sleep, either. Maybe you could curl up under a tree and wait until morning? It's a good thing the Summer air isn't all that cold, even during the night.

Suddenly, you hear a rustling sound. Something is moving in the bushes. You freeze, and listen intently.

"CLAIRE, YOU FATHEADED JERK!!!" Sarah's voice roars.

She goes flying from the foliage-- RIGHT TOWARD YOU!! She hits you like a cannon ball. She doesn't just hit you with her body, but her fists. Your tired body can only think to hold up its arms defensively.

"That's it, Sarah!" Jimmy emerges from the bush and hurries over, standing over you, "Give her the ol', 'One-Two' punch!" he then kneels beside you, during your received assault, "If you think THIS is bad, just wait until you see what I have in store for you afterward, you troublesome cad..."

Eventually, Sarah feels satisfied and she's unleashed all of her pent up rage that you caused. You lie on the ground, sobbing. You're not crying because Sarah battered and bruised you, but from the stress of EVERYTHING that happened today and what was to come: Jimmy's brand of retribution, Skyler undoubtedly waiting to ground you, the stress of being chased down by Sarah and Jimmy, the physical distress caused by your supplements, and so forth. Sarah sighs and sits beside you, while Jimmy sits across from her and on your other side. You continue sobbing, and you're not the ONLY saddened one: Sarah actually had teary eyes this entire time, and Jimmy also appears upset.

"Oh, be quiet..." Sarah huffs, "You don't have anyone to blame, but yourself... Just... Why do you do this to us?! Don't we ALREADY have to worry about losing you, when you're not popping some stupid pills that we told you not to?! Just because YOU don't care about yourself, doesn't mean no one else cares whether you're dead or not!"

A tad ironic to give a spiel about your well-being, seeing as she's why you're more bruised than a dropped apple. Then again, you can't exactly bring yourself to blame her, though.

"I'm sorry," you whimper, "I never wanna upset you guys, or the others..."

"Well, you did!" Sarah snaps back, "You do, every time you decide to do something that can or does end up hurting you! For crying out loud, is it so hard to ask that you LISTEN to us, for once?!"

"But I-"

"Enough of your empty words, Missy!" Jimmy shouts, "It's clear you simply can't be trusted with anything, whatsoever! No wonder Skyler asks for help in watching you, like the hapless infant you are!"

"But what good's HIS concern-- or ours, I guess --when you ALWAYS just throw it back in our faces?!" Sarah growls, "And for what: just for some slightly bigger muscles, or because naps are CLEARLY too hard for you to do? It's called, 'protein' and 'coffee,' you idiot!! It's not like those stupid pills are your only option!"

"I-I'm sorry," you sob, "th-they just seemed so faster and more effective..."

"Yes, at inducing cardiac arrest!" Jimmy huffs, "Or, have you forgotten about your gasping and chest-clutching that one time? I can't believe you'd be fine with scaring us a second time, in such a devastating manner!"

"Honestly, Claire," Sarah huffs, "why do we even bother with you, sometimes?! It seems like no matter what we do, you're just intent on doing whatever you can to get some kind of early grave..."

"No, i-it wasn't done for the sake of self-harm," you plead, "I-I really liked the effects BCAA had on my body... You know I like to be masculine, like large muscles..."

"Yeah, but it still counts when you don't care that something IS hurting you!" Sarah snarls.

"Besides," Jimmy adds, "we all know you'd consider a potential, life-ending heart attack as another 'bonus' from your precious BCAA's, wouldn't you?"

You go back to sobbing, as you can't deny the risk of heart failure as another pill "advantage," over the likes of coffee or protein drinks.

"So, why do you keep going back to this nonsense, then?" Jimmy demands, "Why do you think we should waste any further time with you, Claire? Why do you think we should give you ANY consideration, ever again, when it'll apparently be for naught, and everything said completely ignored by you?"

You fall silent, as you have no answer. Why SHOULD anyone be concerned about you or try to dissuade you from self-destruction, if you can't bring about any concern for your own self and life? No matter how good you currently have it, your mind always reminds you why you deserve to die and that it's probably better for you, over all.

You'd just be ticking timebomb for anyone who got invested in you. You likely could only offer someone eventual grief in the end. You sniffle, defeatedly staring at your toes, as you lie on your back.

"... I suppose the answer is that we've gotten too attached, to just let you go NOW." Jimmy finally sighs, "A foolish reason, when we could learn to just cut ties and move on from such madness; but a reason, nonetheless."

"Yeah..." Sarah agrees, resting her chin in a hand, "Besides, you always stick by US, even when I end up falling back into old habits myself..." she overlooks your bruises, hoping she hadn't roughed you up too badly, "We'd be a real set of fatheads, if we expected you to be there for US when we needed it, but we just threw YOU away when YOU'RE the miserable one..." She furrows her brow, "But enough's enough, got it?! It's high time you take your health and everything more seriously, and that starts by not letting this stupid brain of yours--" she presses a finger into your forehead, "--hold you back from enjoying life and convince you to make stupid choices."

"But, I'm not sure I can change," you whimper, "M-Maybe it would be better, if you guys just forg--"

"--I'm afraid of being someone that can't change, either, Claire..." Sarah sighs, "Most of my life, my parents spoiled me and let me turn into a real... Jeez, I don't even know if a 'C-U-Next-Tuesday' is the right word for it. But, you don't see ME welcoming death and thinking the whole place'd be better for it!" She crosses her arms, "Of course, it's something I had to decide on myself, since no one else could make me want to change. It's the same for you, Claire: we can't force you to do anything. We can't make you feel differently about yourself, or stop you from wanting to hurt yourself. Only you can do that, Claire."

"And, if you don't want to change," Jimmy adds, "then there's nothing we can do to help you. If you choose to continue down this path, then we might actually have to find the strength to say goodbye, before we have to say our farewells in a more painful and morbid manner..." He looks at you, "It's obvious you're of regrets, Claire, and you don't want to repeat them. That's enough of a reason for someone to try and change themselves for the better. So, if you have the reason to want change, why not take it then?"

"It doesn't erase what I've done, though..." You sniffle, "It doesn't even fix those problems..."

"So, quit worrying about it, then!" Sarah huffs, "You just said there's nothing you can do about it all anymore, so why worry about it like it's some current problem you have to solve? You just said, you can't actually 'fix' things anymore!"

"Well, yes..." You frown, "But, I still need to face up to my mistakes, somehow..."

"Then, you should do whatever you can and make amends," Jimmy says, "If you can't undo them, then you can at least apologize for them. And, if you can't apologize, then you can at least make peace with them. Maybe, if you can't forgive them, then maybe you can at least forget them."

"That's easier said than done," you sigh, "especially when it's bad to just 'forget,' 'cause then you do it again."

"Clearly, I mean 'forget' in the sense of evading self-torment, than in a literal sense..." Jimmy rolls his eyes, "Then again, you CAN be of a simpler mind, so I suppose I WOULD need to be more specific."

"But how do you remember, without rightfully tormenting yourself?" You ask.

"I'm not sure that's something Sarah and I can explain to you," Jimmy says, "but I think you should just focus on doing what you can, instead of dwelling on what you can't. It's not like you can go back in time and fix anything, just as Sarah said. All you can do is move forward from here, and hope for the best."

"What if I mess up, though?" You ask.

"Then, you'll learn from your mistake, and hopefully, you won't repeat it," Jimmy replies, "Now, let's go back home. Skyler's likely concerned about you. Hopefully, he won't mind the roughness you invited from Sarah... Then again, she likely did you a favor, as perhaps he won't punish you himself, if Sarah already took care of that~," he then slyly smiles, "But, you'll still have MY retribution to face, regardless."

Speaking of her, the redhead carries you back, bridal style, and Jimmy walks beside you both.

"Hey..." Sarah faintly whispers, "Just remember that we love you, okay...? I also need your help, if I'm going to change for the better myself. It's harder to beat the snot out of everything and scream up a storm, if you're there to be scared by it, y'know. I'll help you be better, if you keep helping me."

"O-Okay..." you sniffle.

You're too tired to do much else, and just lay in her arms. They can tell, and smile at your drifting state.

"Good night, Claire," Sarah says softly, "Sleep tight."

You nod and let your head hang afterward.

"Sweet dreams, Claire," Jimmy says.

You feel him pet your head. You don't really recall much else of that night, as you fell fast asleep; but hopefully, things would be better tomorrow-- including your abilities at maintaining promises.

{The End}

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Author's notes:

I'll admit, I practiced using Novel AI for this; however, ONLY for the rough draft, not the final version you see before you-- and even then, I only turned to the AI whenever I had no idea what to write next. Let me make something perfectly clear: you are no less of a writer nor creator, if you utilize an AI's help. Now, if you're trying to pass off work COMPLETELY done by an AI as your own, you're definitely worthy of personal shame and indeed a failure then.

I mean, Novel AI is designed to help out writers, like me, right? So, why not see what inspiration I can work off of, or even let it include a sentence or two that actually fits well? Trust me, though, when I say you still gotta worry about characters acting like themselves and talking like themselves, or other things an AI can't replicate as well. So, yeah, don't be afraid to use AI tools, just don't go around claiming the work as entirely your own.

Also, this is NOT the same Claire you may be used to: the small girl that's a wolf-hybrid. No, this is an alternate Claire. This is also the version of Claire that'll be replicated in the "Assassin AU" fan comic series of EEnE I'm planning. Hey, practice goes beyond just the art of making words form a coherent story. So, yeah, hope you enjoyed, those of you simply looking for an EEnE fan fiction. And, hope you found something to speak on, if you felt a need to let your inner critic out instead. Hopefully, this can also encourage others to take a shine to my means of writing, 'cause I AM planning on creating comics, and thus involve a LOT of writing.

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Seaside Squabbles! (Digimon)

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