#THATS AN MCU THING

[moondoposting]

thanks to @happyk44’s text post for plaguing me with visions until i drew this

#this is very unfinished but djfhdhf here #moon knight #marvel #marc spector #khonshu #bast #bastet #doNT COME FOR ME ABOUT BAST BEING A PANTHER #THATS AN MCU THING #I DIDNT CHOOSE IT #black panther #t’challa #moondodrawing

[aspoonfuloffiction]

Between Wakanda Forever and Quantumania I have come to the conclusion that I in fact could not be a hero in the MCU.

If Namor had asked me to join him the way he asked Shuri…I would have folded immediately and without question.

And if Kang had asked me to come with him the way he asked Janet…I would have also folded immediately and without question.

I am only human😪

#we all agree janet and kang had a thing right? like thats not just me? she was not talking about bill murray when she said a woman has needs #mcu #wakanda forever #shuri #namor #quantumania #janet van dyne #kang the conqueror #kang

[fotibrit]

call it projection but i dont think tony takes care of himself much. i know that boy has yellowish teeth and a bedhead that'll scare even the tasmanian devil.

so do you think that ever gets to him? like some nights he's just sittin there thinking about all the health bs he has going on. i imagine he'd spend hours just counting everything thats wrong with him. everything that hurts. like, his joints, chest, back, neck, teeth, eyes.

sounds horrible.

(I am talking about Tony pre-Infinity war)

I fully believe that Tony forces himself to continue being in the public eye because he dosn't know how else to motivate himself to take care of himself.

Every time he thinks about not brushing his teeth, he remembers the full-length article about how his teeth are yellowing, and how multiple reporters asked him about it after the article was released. Every time he considers a new haircut or facial hair style, he remembers the time he messed up shaving and had to sit through a 3 hour meeting about it, in which everyone tried to decide if Tony needs to just avoid public appearances until it regrows.

I think Tony is so very precise about how visible appearance, and for that reason, he is so sloppy with his non-visible health. He's got a stiff back from working through the night, and he likes it because nobody can see it. He's got acid reflux and he will never report it to a doctor because... who cares? The public doesn't, so he doesn't. He's got a shoulder that clicks every time he lifts his arm and doesn't give a shit, but if he gets a bloody nose he checks obsessively if the nose is not crooked.

And he will never let himself get out of the public eye, because then he would fall apart. If theres no crowd of eyes to keep him looking the part, he will stop being Tony Stark.

#thanks for the ask :) #i fully agree #but i think the public image thing would outweigh it #and thats why his non-visible health is shit #its a form of revenge #marvel mcu #avengers #tony stark #iron man

[yourdailymarvelmemes]

#memes #marvel #marvel memes #mcu #moon knight #mr knight? #i dont know if thats a spelling error or a thing i havent watched the show yet #help

[marvel-lous-guy]

*Tony is helping Peter and Harley revise for a biology test*

Tony: How many bones does a mans hand have?

Peter: 27

Tony: yes!

Harley: 28 if your lonely

Peter: Or gay

Tony: ...I really want to laugh because that was fucking funny but Peppers gonna kill me if I encourage this behaviour

#Upside is they have a sense of humour #downside is theyre probably going to fail this test #because thats all they covered in an hour #in their defense they were busy with... other things #like building a smoke machine #well it didnt start out as one #but its best for everyone if they call it that #peter parker #tony stark #harley keener #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #incorret quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #textpost #funny #irondad #incorrect irondad #incorrect peter parker #incorrect tony stark

[vyeoh]

I'm rewatching all the Marvel Defenders shows on Netflix and as much as I mock the MCU now, I need non-Marvel fans to understand that I was and still am a fan of "Daredevil fighting the gentrifying assshole who bought out the police force because ACAB both as a lawyer and vigilante of the community" and "Jessica Jones fighting the man who mind controlled her into doing unspeakable things and forming a community of fellow survivors and allies while dealing with PTSD in a range of both healthy and unhealthy ways" Marvel. God I love these idiots they carried so hard

#vio.txt #mcu #marvel #jessica jones #daredevil #also the two of them induced so much bi panic in me. also gender envy. jessica jones is one of the few women i get gender envy fron #the iron fist and luke cage shows were...more mid but still leagues above current marvel shows #like. yes be anti-mcu but these were masterpieces #and yes this is why i was so pissed about them putting daredevil in she hulk and trying to make him iron man 2.0 #like! yes hes suave and charming but thats bc its his lawyer job!! he works in a law firm he and his friends started to serve his community #he is NOT 'i am rich and better than u' charming. he is 'i learned how to talk fancy for my degree and i have empathy' charming #and not bringing the other guys over either???? bruhhh #marvel really cancelled the best things they did on the screen #matt murdock my original red and black round glasses wearing sadboy what did they do to you #also!! can i mention that these shows had such better representation than nowadays marvel #murdock's actor doing extensive research on blind motility for the role #jessica and trish's friendship and how trish immediately believes jess about kilgrave #the whole!!! unique community feel of harlem and in luke's bar #hogarth whos both jessica's employer and foggy's boss in later seasons being a lesbian and having Real Marriage Issues #and also being a conplex and kinda shitty person #iron fist was....eh but that's why it was the worst one lmao #OH YEAH HOW COULD I FORGET MY GIRL KAREN #karen page getting a whole storyline in s1 about her dealing w ptsd and then getting fleshed out backstory and her own adventures #like ok it was kinda weird in daredevil that she dated like every guy bc she was the female lead 💀 #but even then foggy and matt and her figuring their shit out like adults. like they shot their shots and it didnt pan out. still besties th #disney would never allow such good writing in current times #but a boy can wish

[saccharinecoffee]

I think it's so funny and also based that they turned Helmut Zemo, a prolific nazi in the comics, into an extremely vocal anti-imperialist fruity leftist, one of the absolute funniest decisions that could have been made.

#they also made him an absolute mastermind even tho hes literally just a little guy whos very patient and very rich #and thats the thing thats so interesting #hes a wealthy leftist #hes a descendent of royalty and hes a leftist #dude joined the army and was a part of a deadly efficient combat group and hes a leftist #do you know how much effort it takes to be a leftist when youre surrounded by that much right wing doctrine #id love to write about the road he took to get to the point he is now #mcu #helmut zemo #zemo #baron zemo

[lesbiandardevil]

love blocking people for tagging my art as mcu honestly

#like dont make me tap the sign #does it fucking look like ???? #thats like the worst thing you can say to me wdym mcu .... #where did i go wrong ... #leave me alone !!!!!!!!! #whatevs

[blackhillverse]

do i want to play black widow in the background while studying for my ukrainian grammar lecture, only to get mad halfway through because of how poorly this movie portrays slavic people or should i just study in silence.

#this movie is my roman empire #and i don’t mean it in a flattering way #the only thing this movie got right are the braids #thats it #if you want to make a movie with slavic characters and set in eastern europe at least do some basic research i BEEEEEEEED YOUUUUU #its been 3 years since this movie came out and i’m still FUUUUMING #i could write a whole ass essay why this movie sucks not only due to a poor portrayal of slavic ppl (nothing new here) #but how they handled natasha’s character #god #i made my therapist listen to my ramblings about THIS topic once and the poor woman had to sit for an hour and take notes on natasha #bonkers #anyways #i feel like i have already posted something very similiar but i do not careeeee #moira speaks #semi personal #natasha romanoff #marvel #black widow #mcu #marvel cinematic universe

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Tbh one of my main problems with MCU MJ is how she feels more like a bad adaptation of Gwen Stacy than like the writers even tried to make her MJ

#like no im not just talking about the falling thing #like in general she feels like an even more one dimensional version of gwen #than mj #and like gwen tends to be pretty 1d (other than spider gwen) in general so thats hartd but they managed it ig #mcu mj #mary jane watson #gwen stacy #mcu spiderman #anti mcu #mcu critical #spiderman

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Did this guy just blame people for not liking Secret Invasion?

"Marvel's 'Secret Invasion' Director Admits He Does Not Care About Series' Poor Fan Reception." Hate to put this detail out there, but he really should, given Secret Invasion is the latest in MCU's flops and it does not bode well for the future of the MCU if they keep doing flops like this, especially with Secret Invasion gaining the new record for lowest ratings in the MCU.

"Is it our job to fulfill their expectations?" ...Yes??? People are allowed to expect shit when they told their favorite thing is getting an adaption??? Especially when it comes to comics or the MCU??? Like, seems like a stupid thing to do here with blaming people for the shows failure to both adapt a comic storyline and to create a show, since I've seen MCU stans even admit they watched at first for a spy thriller show, but ended up not liking the show in the end for what it did with its directions and writing. These are the people they meant to appeal to since they keep the MCU going, and even they didn't like the show in the end, and yet this man is out here acting like its their fault for not liking it???

And why? Because, "Or to tell the story we're telling?" What story?! There is none in the actual show from the looks of things as it neither matches the comic storyline they adapting or makes sense as a show that was meant to be a spy thriller show only to go downhill, ending with a character becoming the Avengers team basically cause creating over-powered characters is definitely a way to get people to like the show.

#anti mcu #what is the pr for this show at this point #they admit to not reading the comics that this show is based on #and act like thats a good thing #and now they blaming fans for the show failing

[crunchycrystals]

quick theory about the new ep and i could be totally wrong but like is there any actual evidence the tva is keeping all the different branches from dying??? because it was mostly made to prune branches right?? so what if it's just 100% fine without the tva like if thats the way the world naturally is then there shouldnt need to be an organization made to keep it in place it should just. work naturally

#crunchyposts #mcu #loki spoilers #is there any evidence that theres a negative impact of the loom being damaged on the branches or timeline???? #like we see it negatively affecting the tva but not really actual timelines #the worst thing thats happened is the man made destruction of it #idk maybe im wrong

[merrysithmas]

thats EXACTLY what you deserve when your show is an epic, bait-and-switch failure that disregards the entire premise of the first two seasons, sidelines its main character, makes a mockery of his values & journey, erases its beloved tone, and has god awful writing which also destroys the characterization of almost every character.

honestly i am SO happy to hear this because Disney only speaks in $. the only reason we got Luke in Mando & TBOBF is because they so utterly tanked his appearance in the sequels & people were so mad about it they lost money.

i have ZERO doubt now Mando4 will be completely reversed to have the tonality/themes of the first two seasons, and we will be spared any continuation of the sad story of DisneyTerroristRewritePrincess Bo Katan's adventures as 3rd-Time-Cringefail Mand'alor.

#the mandalorian #hopefully their (shudder) MCU (mando cinematic universe) also crumbles because about 0 people want another MCU #din djarin #lol ppl were saying the s3 finale had more viewers than s2 which means nothing #bc it also had zeroncultural relevance or hype #the luke thing endured for YEARS with endless reaction vids hype and speculation #and its rewatch rate is off the charts #meanwhile s3 causes disney to lose subscribers lmaooo thats gotta hurt honestly

[crystal-lillies]

I was so caught up in enjoying Matthew Murdock and Jen Walters fun times that I forgot this story had incel fuckers who ruin anything nice as the main villains.

#flowerspeak #she hulk #she hulk spoilers #marvel #mcu #daredevil #matt murdock #jen walters #i knew smth bad was coming when jen was also feeling uneasy #and the shit they showed at the gala oh god poor jen #im just as mad as she is #the way mallory knew she knew saying dont do it jen #bc thats the thing that would put her over the edge and go rage

[inahallucination]

anderperry au where neil sees todd’s loki sticker on his computer and they start talking about how they like the mcu but not like the mcu and yeah

#i find im very talkative when im explaining my feelings about mcu and what i like and dislike #so ive decided so would todd be #todd anderson #Neil Perry #anderperry #todd anderson normally: #todd anderson when you mention one of his top 7 favorite things to rant about: jasdfkljads omg im so glad you asked so it all started 8 year #s ago when i first watched this and then and so and thats why mcu is the root of all evil but the characters are also my angels if that make #s sense #yeah

[s0fter-sin]

i hate the commercialisation of the avengers inside the mcu both bc i find it cringy and meta but also bc it narratively doesn’t make sense.

we spent ten years establishing that the avengers are a contentious presence, civil war was literally about people not trusting them bc of what/who they are and now it’s almost completely erased and everyone loves them now? and don’t even get me started on rogers the musical

the way clint reacts makes it seem like the writers are trying to say it’s in poor taste but it’s less bc it trivialises a literal alien invasion but bc clint misses natasha and it hurts him to see an interpretation of her. not bc people are singing and dancing about an event that got hundreds if not thousands of people killed. the closest american equivalent i can think of is 9/11. people can’t even joke about it without being torn apart and it happened over 20 years ago. the battle of new york happened 10 years ago in the current mcu, the snap happened maybe a year ago, you’re telling me everyone’s chill with a musical about one of the worst days of their lives?

“i can do this all day” being their tagline encapsulates everything i dislike about it. the only people steve said that to were nazis that were immediately killed, tony who would never talk about what happened in siberia and the 2012 version of steve says it to him. no one else would know that phrase and acting like it’s something he crowed from the rooftops is at best a plot hole and at worse, an indictment of how little care the writers are having for the new era of the mcu

#other than the odd thanos was right graffiti the public loves the avengers now #and that spits in the face of over 10 years of established development and world building #even scott writing a book and becoming a celebrity doesnt make sense with his character considering all he wanted was to be a good father #now he wants to be famous and get attention? #to the point of disregarding his daughter? the entire point of his character? #and tony and hulk and presumably the rest of them getting ice cream named after them after civil war? everyone hated you three minutes ago #i already hated professor hulk for killing the hulk then acting like they didnt but him signing things and dabbing during the blip? #why was he being treated like a celebrity? #he and the avengers failed and half the universe died as a result why would people like him after that? #the avengers bringing everyone back shouldve created an ‘it was the least you could do considering you failed the first time’ energy #it should be grudging gratitude not this worship thats happening #which makes the flag smashers even weaker when theyre the only ones not sucking up the avengers ass #of course they hate the new world order theyre villains not getting what they want duh #instead of it being a valid expression #everyone in the world is way too happy and chill with everything when Half Of Everything Was Dead a year ago #it just doesnt follow the careful realistic world building set up over the entire mcu #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #marvelous #talk meta to me #marvel #the avengers #the snap #meta #captain america #rogers the musical #endgame #mcu #phase 4 #phase four