#THIS IS LITERALLY CANON

[celestial-artisan]

Velvette: Breathe, darling, just breathe. Vox, sobbing: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure! Alastor: Well that's never bothered you before.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #radiostatic #staticlovetune #vox #vox the tv demon #alastor #alastor the radio demon #velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #vox embarrassing himself in an overlord meeting yet again #i think i created a bit of fandom trope #he's probably drunk #never mind he's definitely drunk #this is literally canon #it should've happened at some point #pre stayed gone #but i can also see the exact same convo happening post stayed gone #Vox when he can't make himself throw out the Alastor body pillow #The tags from my wretched mind are getting worse and worse

[audhd-nightwing]

jason: *bites someone who grabbed him during capture the flag*

piper: what the fuck, were you raised by wolves?

jason: …yes

leo: oh gods please tell me you’re joking

frank: no, he’s serious- you have to prove your strength at the Wolf House before they let you into Camp Jupiter

jason: yeah i was left there when i was two

frank, who went at sixteen: you were WHAT

#pjo #HoO #riordanverse #heroes of olympus #the lost hero #the seven pjo #jason grace #leo valdez #piper mclean #frank zhang #the wolf house #camp jupiter #camp halfblood #this is literally canon #jason joined camp jupiter at like four #and was left with lupa when he was only two

[tornateos]

it’s them.

#sakuatsu #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #haikyuu atsumu #haikyuu sakusa #this is literally canon #it’s them

[highwaytcheaven]

People like to water down Lucifer to a sadistic daddy dom and I’m here to say that he is literally the opposite. So here’s a few headcanons of dad Lucifer™️

Definitely has the dad stance, you know the one with the arms crossed over the chest and legs shoulder width apart.

Can’t forget the iconic look down at the watch and the full body sigh.

Acts like those dads you see in Home Depot.

He definitely cuts the grass around the House of Lamentation and will tell MC about his vast knowledge of gardening and lawn care.

It’s canon that he wears glasses but I hc that MC got him a really nice case for his glasses at Christmas one year and he always carries it on him. He would definitely flaunt it off to Diavolo and Barbatos.

His joints definitely creak when he gets up from sitting for a while.

Will stand by a window and just stare outside for a bit.

Definitely barges into his brothers rooms and says “Are ya winning son?”

Definitely falls asleep when he’s watching tv or a film with his brothers and if someone tries to change the channel or turn the tv off, he suddenly wakes up and claims he was watching that.

I have a whole lot more so I might do a part 2.

#obey me nightbringer #obey me! #obey me #obmswd #obey me shall we date #om! #om! lucifer #om! luci #obey me lucifer #obmswd lucifer #shall we date lucifer #lucifer #obey me lucifer headcanons #this is literally canon #lucifer would tell dad jokes #he is definitely a home depot dad #obey me headcanons #obmswd lucifer headcanons

[hermajestytak]

Never forget that one scene where Zim had to run because he got sensory overload on a bus

#invader zim #zim #hmt pre galaxycon rewatch series #hes so neurodivergent fr #his paks coded different #this is literally canon

[angelofthenight]

Rocket: Alright, Adam, you’re on lookout

Adam: My crotch is itchy

Everyone else: *disgusted noises*

Rocket: Ok are you telling me as my friend or as my lookout?

Adam: Um… as…

Rocket: Because my lookout would never tell me that

Adam: oh

#this is literally canon #source: bob's burgers #guardians of the galaxy volume 3 #guardians of the galaxy 3 #guardians of the galaxy #gotg3 #gotg vol 3 #gotg incorrect quotes #incorrect gotg quotes #gotg #adam warlock #will poulter #rocket raccoon #mcu #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel

[rogueddie]

The fact that Steve and Eddie were looking to each other when they got excited like they wanted to share that excitement and joy with someone and their first instinct was to look to each other, to reach out for each other, like they were hoping they'd see the other just as happy, touchin to make sure its real

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steve x eddie #this is literally canon

[humaforever]

"I'm trying to say hi to my dog man" 😭

#this is literally canon #i can't believe the neon lights ball was done irl #i miss him #i miss them #carlos de vil #jay descendants

[averytirednerd]

guys…

Lucifer 100% sleeps with (at least) one of these ducky night lights!!!

#this is literally canon #I don’t make the rules I just enforce them #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer morningstar #lucifer morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin #hazbin lucifer #lucifer magne #I Love Luci #my post #oh also #let’s just admire this ducky for a second #perfection

[nettedtangible]

Draco: gets on the Hogwarts express at the beginning of the year

Draco: Okay, Goyle, you go left, Crabbe, you go right. Meet here in 5 minutes when we figure out what carriage he's in

5mins later

Goyle: he's in the fifth carriage from the front

Draco: Perfect

*Bangs open compartment door*

Potter - you're an orphan. Weasley - you're poor. Granger - Mudblood

Draco *oh yeah, i got em so good*

#This is literally canon #got that pureblood rizz #they are obsessed with each other for real #literally spent 90% of his time seeking out harry #i KNOW he had a little notebook workshopping weasely is our king for WEEKS #drarry #draco malfoy #harry potter incorrect quotes #harry potter

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

arthur, on a date with gwen : sometimes I think of running away from camelot

arthur : I'd become a farmer

arthur : obviously I'd take merlin with me

gwen, who he was on a date with, who was mentioned NO WHERE in the plans :

#she knows what you are arthur #so do i #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur #arthur pendragon #I could tag this as #incorrect merlin quotes #but i cant #because it's correct #this is literally canon #merthur #merthur incorrect quotes #but its correct #bbc merthur

[celestial-artisan]

Velvette: I think you need a hobby, darling. Vox: But I have a hobby- Velvette: Stalking and crying over Alastor doesn't count.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #velvette slays again #radiostatic #vox #hazbin hotel vox #alastor #alastor the radio demon #post stayed gone #this is literally canon #velvette is so done #velvette's all the vox fans

[antisociallilbrat]

Stan: Richie is the most annoying person to exist An Outsider: Yeah he can be bothersome Stan:... Stan: Now listen here you little shit-

#this is literally canon #it's happened before #stan will throw hands on behalf of Richie in a heartbeat #stozier #stanley uris #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrack #mike hanlon #bill denbrough #ben hanscom #beverly marsh #it 2017 #it 2019

[knightsgaydiant]

animated adaptation this. live action with cgi that. I just want a Stormlight Archive adaptation where all the high princes are played by old drag queens.

#adolin going ugh she cannot pull of white before stabbing sadeas #this is literally canon #stormlight archive #cremposting #cosmere

[highwaytcheaven]

Lucifer being a dad™️ part 2

If anyone is watching something interesting on tv, he will stand with his hands either in his pockets or behind his back as he watches the show or film. He will literally stand like that for half an hour and claims that he’s just curious as he moves from one spot to another.

Eventually sits down after complaints from his brothers.

Travelling within the human world? Airport dad mode activated.

I know he has back problems, and hunches over at his desk when no one is around.

Attends every sports event that Beel is in. Would definitely brag to others about how amazing Beel is.

MC would say how they like a certain food and Lucifer would buy said food in bulk for them.

Doesn’t really understand technology and always asks Levi to help him.

He holds his phone so close to his face and types/scrolls with his pointer finger, bonus points if he squints at the screen.

Definitely has one of those kiss the chef aprons.

I feel like he secretly owns the one staple dad outfit. You know with the white socks, training shoes and shorts along with a corny graphic shirt.

MC probably found it when looking for a spare shirt of his to sleep in.

MC: What’s this Lucifer?

Lucifer: PRETEND YOU SAW NOTHING MC!

Definitely does the old knee slap when he gets up or when he tells a joke.

Reads the newspaper on a morning with his glasses as he sips his black coffee.

Yawns 24/7. Silently reading a book? Be prepared to hear Lucifer’s loud yawns.

Is actually really good at cutting/styling hair. I hc that he used to cut his brother’s hair when in the Celestial Realm and still does it for them in the Devildom.

Would definitely braid/play with MC’s hair.

Sofa naps are a common occurrence. It has become a normal thing to see Lucifer sprawled on the sofa snoring his head off. It’s so common that it could rival Belphie.

If I can come up with more I’ll definitely make a part 3!

#obey me nightbringer #obey me! #obey me #obey me shall we date #obmswd #om! #obey me shenanigans #obey me mc #om! lucifer headcanons #obey me lucifer headcanons #om! lucifer #obey me lucifer #obmswd lucifer #om! mc #obey me brothers #om! luci #obey me headcanons #obmswd lucifer headcanons #Dadcifer #this is literally canon

[birdmomblogs]

@link-up-the-universes Hello! I have returned and have finally finished the comic!!!

Based on this post!

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu warriors #lu wind #lu legend #lu four #lu twilight #lu sky #lu wild #lu time #lu hyrule #linked universe memes #birdmom doodles #birdmom memes #this is literally canon #john mulaney