#The Grey Bottle

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[domoniki-11-11]

Comfortable business man finds the hot water bottle

#rabbit #bunny #animals #legoshi #mick #pets #rabbits #companions #buns #bunnies #fluffy #cute #ears #grey #houserabbit #house rabbit #freeroam #free roam rabbits #business #office #office chair #wfh bun #hardworking business bun #breadwinner #hard work #comfy #comfortable #hot bottle

[vampiregokudera]

It is very very hot so i'm projecting...

Since Superboy lives on the Kent farm and Metropolis is usually sunny, he's probably used to quite a bit of heat.

Robin, who operates at night in the always cloudy Gotham, however, is dying and needs a water bottle stat.

#not pictured are Batman and Nightwing hurrying over with bottles of water and a fan #batfam #batman #tim drake #robin #superboy #conner kent #kon el #young justice #timkon #this is in grey bc i didnt wanna look up colours #summer heatwave mood #vampiregokudera

[ecto-hazard]

Bott

#grey art #bfdi #tpot #tpot bottle #tpot tree #osc

[yridenergyridenergy]

#Toshiya #water #Dir en grey #gifset #gifs #bottle #tour23 Phalaris vol II #Phalaris vol II #Phalaris #encore

[nuveau-deco]

Stoppered Bottle. Made by Gorham Manufacturing Company in Rhode Island, ca. 1900. Material components are a blown glass body and a decorative sterling silver frame.

(Source: vmfa.museum)

#glass bottle #early 1900s #gorham manufacturing company #art nouveau #american design #decorative arts #glass #silver #floral pattern #floral motif #brown #grey #clear #b&w

[almostpoetic0-0]

The concept of Damian growing up with a Muslim shower(bidet) as he grew up in a Arabic country and just talia packing him an empty bottle(if yanno , yanno) and telling him to use this to go to the bathroom in his European tour or however he really to the Manor, with a separate Muslim shower attachment (for when he get to the manor for installment) as well and like poor bby dami confused and asks his mother if it is a training exercise and Talia just freaking longs sighs and says that the west doesn't have Muslim showers like us and they u paper to clean there butt and

DAMI JUST HORRIFEID LIKE NO WATER ???

AND LIKE HES WILLING TO BEG UMMI NOT TO SEND HIM. And then he's like but my FATHER(baba) would not be stupid enough right he must be rich enough to use water to "do the stuff right " and once again he is disappointed

And like in the background Jason had his dip already sneaks into the league to like steal a Muslim shower for himself (he grew up on the street he has to feel clean or ptsd yanno) and Ra's is so proud that ATLEST SOMEONE from the west cherises cleanliness and doesn't even care abt hurting Jason (he's like a scientist showing of his discovery) like HERE U WANT ONE TAKE IT,I HAVE A GOLD PLATED ONE TO TAKE THAT TO. Like just Muslim shower appreciation bro and Eastern culture to but mostly Muslim shower

Also the food don't get me started on that bby used to having whole a** chilies but like he's comes to USA and EVERYTHING IS SO BLAND W H Y. He has to call his mother and ask her with increasing desperation if he can come back and to at least send him a cook he is a prince after all.

Everybody at the Manor is confused abt him not eating food and putting hot sauce on everything because that's what he has been led to THE HORROR. Alfreds British and even after all that colonization BY TRADING FREAKING SPICE through the subcontinent their food is still pretty bland and Dami is so salty abt this to Alfred

Dami: Ummi these people don't even know what seasoning is, Ummi. Plz is this punishment for the time my tiger ate your dress mother. Father(baba) doesn't even know how to install a Muslim shower Ummi

And talia amused on the inside and telling to preservere and think of it as training

And just yeah a biracial person guide to THE WEST

I would like LOVEEEE to read a comic written by a Eastern writer about Damian having to adapt to the west and that being harder then any training cus he like are these people senile or poor to wipe ther butt with paper and to think that mandi (pretty sure there might be veggie options in this to) is just orange friend rice to them like where is the FLAVOUR 🤌

#damian al ghul #talia al ghul #ras al ghul #the al ghul are morally grey here not villians #eastern culture appreciation #the eastern food appreciation #but most importantly MUSLIM SHOWER APPRECIATION #im sick and tired of using a bottle on airports #im just a desi gal sadly living in a westernised world #might not be from middle east but im from south east asia so eh desi is desi #also jason todd but like just a smidge #jason todd #damian wayne centric #damian wayne #also not meant to offend anyone #ITS MY FIRST WRITTEN POST ON MY OWN AND NOT JUST RE TWEETING IT BE NICE #im sensitive #plz 🙏

[its-stimsca]

pav guy here i also need a cahara fear and gunger that matches his silliness. this man can steal 20 bottles of whiskey regardless of if u have it or not

Oh wow I am having such a lovely day with my 20 bottles of whiskey- OH NO!!! LOOK OUT ITS CAHARA FROM FEAR AND GUNGER!! AAAAA!!!!

🪙 ⏳ 🪙 / ⏳ 🪙 ⏳ / 🪙 ⏳ 🪙

#source #leather #knife #blade #coins #bottles #sword #key #lock #cahara #fear and hunger #request #fav #brown #gray #grey #silver #henna #stim #stimboard

[natalinaofficial]

www.instagram.com/officialnatalina

#goyard #grey #pink #bow #water bottle

[princessroom]

🌈 30 days of agere stimboards

💗 day #2: baby regression!

1 2 3 • 4 5 6 • 7 8 9

#baby barks #sfw agere #30 days of agere stimboards #agere stim #baby stim #soft stim #plush stim #blanket stim #pouring stim #drink stim #milk stim #bottle stim #mobile stim #babycore #babyre #paci stim #pacifier stim #pink stim #gray stim #grey stim #brown stim #white stim #sanrio stim

[ranuunculus]

some pin ‘designs’ i made ^.^

#these r free to use if u want to btw just slap em on a bottle cap #dont @ me on the lynch pin i wanted one of their logo for so long and i HAD to go and make it #they r very simple bc i just wanted logo pins for the most part *_* #these were done mainly by photobashing my scans n other pics.. #dead end #dir en grey #luna sea #xjapan #hide #lynch. #visual kei #vkei #jrock #merrymakes #pins #buttons

[deadboystims]

sayonika stimboard w/ food & themes of comfort

ᯓ★ x x x , x x x , x x x

#cw hands #grey #white #brown #food #bottle stim #bunny #plushie #blanket #sayonika #ddlc #doki doki sayori #doki doki monika #doki doki literature club #sfw agere #stimboard #stim #stim blog #stim account #stimblr #stims #gif #stim gif #bone #cinnamon roll #bones #cg!monika #my favs <3 #gray #fandom agere

[anintelligentoctopus]

This may just be a Me thing but I'm not a fan of work uniforms that consist of polo shirts rather than button-up shirts, and it's because polo shirts in That particular fabric and especially ones in bold colours make me think School Uniform and in particular Primary School uniform

#i had the same problem w the uniforms of secondary school no 2: royal blue polo shirts which just reminded me of my primary school uniform #vs secondary school no 1 which had grey polos and bottle green jumpers which felt much more grown up (from the pov of a 12 yr old anyway) #pointless post #shut up dana

[planetwaving]

january 😁

#the grey one is from this version of leave the bottle on the bar by johnny paycheck & ronnie hawkins that i downloaded & listened to 50x

[ecto-hazard]

Hang in there, sodapackers

#grey art #hfjone #hfjone spoilers #soda bottle #Bryce hansen #sodapack #technically

[yridenergyridenergy]

#京 #Dir en grey #gifs #Kyo #encore #throwing water #end #A knot 25th Anniversary #25th Anniversary #tour23 Phalaris vol II #Phalaris vol II #Phalaris #water bottle