#a true man

[lightningandfireinmybones]

God the macro counting thing is so true for him.. I once briefly dated a guy who did not "like" sugar and when I asked about it he responded with AND I QUOTE "what use do I have for it" like ???? PLEASE meanwhile I turn into a demon if I don't eat sugar every 5 hours. we did not work out but bless his self-punishing ass and 8 pack! Also once read someone saying modern aemond is patrick bateman coded which unfortunately is very true. Like you know that man has a 20 step skincare and haircare routine with the bougiest well-researched products (this is also true of westeros aemond like have you seen that silky mane that man had the westerosi version of a hair straightener invented to wake up 3 hours early brush his hair 500 times, straighten it with an iron, and put 10 different oils and creams into it before he is ready to go out). modern aemond is the same. wakes up at 4 am for his insane wellness and beauty morning routine he has to get through before it's scheduled time to wake up his wife by eating her out

BESTIE same i dated a guy who didn’t even like fruit bc he said it was just too much,,, and while it ended as poorly as his attitude the self punishment had indeed paid off, why are men like this!!!!

AND I’M HOLLERING bc he is so patrick bateman,,, this man’s apartment is immaculate, his hair is pristine, his skincare is meticulously thought out for all million steps, his nails are perfection (which all the better bc when he goes and acts as his wife’s alarm clock, they better be both clean and smooth bc they’re going inside of her almost immediately)

i think this man is just someone who doesn’t need as much sleep as regular people, bc he’s up at 4, going to the gym, doing his routine, making valaena breakfast, and waking her up on time to drive her to get her little sugary coffee before work

every part of his life is ordered, controlled, especially his routine 

#no bc lets talk about his silk press #he is an olaplex girly #he knows exactly what he's doing #he's stocking valaena's sunscreen and hair oils #a true man #12 step skincare followed by a healthy serving of pussy #tdopom fic #ask

[epiales06]

The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

#shitpost #gender #trans #transgender #diogenes #BEHOLD A MAN! #transgenderism #the true gender binary: featherless bipeds and EVERYTHING ELSE

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce gets accosted by reporters and one of them asks "Is it true that you're in competition with Superman to win Batman's affections?" and he is so taken aback bc what the fuck are they even talking about? There are a million questions going through his head such as, since when was superman into batman? since when was this public knowledge? wtf did bruce say to imply that he was into batman as well? And he doesn't have an answer to any of these questions so he just smiles and says, "No, I'm not. The word competition implies that Superman has a chance, which he does not."

why did he say that? Bruce doesn't know, it just felt like that's how Bruce Wayne would've responded bc what's more Brucie than fighting with Superman for Batman's heart? anyway, upon reflection, this was maybe not the best response in terms of long term consequences, but he's committed to the bit now.

a week after all this goes down, news reporter Clark Kent is caught saying that Batman deserves better than Bruce Wayne, so is a third suitor putting his hat in the ring to win over batman?

#superman was already iffy on bruce wayne #now he has a true hatred for the man for #1) declaring his intentions toward someone he has feelings for #2) not only implying that he is better boyfriend material than /Superman/ #but that he’s so much better that superman isn’t even competition #/bruce wayne/ #notable playboy and idiot #a better choice as a boyfriend #the absolute arrogance #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #dc #dc comics #mine

[suiheisen]

forget about elon musk vs mark zuckerberg. i need to see yoshiki fight elon musk.

update: x japan has released its first single in eight years. to further shade elon musk. this is a thing that happened.

#this is SO ENTERTAINING ;_____; #the most fun japanese twitter has had in a while asdgajajak #VISUAL KEI FANDOM IT’S OUR TIME 🌹 #57-year-old yoshiki turning up in leather pants with a silk shirt undone to his navel and a red rose held in his teeth #disarming musk with a kiss #love yoshiki hashtagging his tweets yoshiki. so true king #also gackt waking up from his cryosleep to defend yoshiki’s honour……….. peak old man yaoi #long post #twitter #x japan #elon musk #yoshiki #gackt

[trans-rights-coastalmangoes]

#fellow transmascs you know it's true #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #he's got that cis man butch masculinity

[ellie-makes-mbs]

name moodboard for “kodi” for anonymous

#a true work of art//moodboard #sparks of creativity//my work #moodboard #aesthetic #mb #chaotic academia #dark academia #classic academia #light academia #academia aesthetic #downtown boy #downtown aesthetic #speaking through another//request #do you not know that a man is not dead when his name is still spoken//name mb

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael teaches Gregory the old FNAF technique

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #fnaf gregory #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #fnaf #security breach #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Michael is simply trying to teach Gregory how to survive #like my man cook!! #Fire is the true way to win any fnaf game I promise #Gregory actually wants to learn he thinks Michael is cool #though Vanny isn’t as enthusiastic #she’s gonna put them both in timeout lmao #they are so brother coded but so the same too #Gregory is just a lil Michael

[citrenecult]

cat shipping ft. Narilamb and Leshycat

#cult of the lamb #cotl #my stuff #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #true devotion #cotl leshy #cotl yellow cat #man I really need to figure out their name and personality sometime #leshycat #my art #brainrot is real and terminal #maid leshy

[doctor-catboy]

#nya #doctor who #12th doctor #behold him #he is beautiful #gorgeous #a true man #very wow #edit #catboy edit

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag #writeblr #it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal #fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho) #healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy #im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage.... #1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind #and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes #2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception'' #3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.'' #idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh #im sure there are people who have this experience normally #but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists #when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band'' #edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful #once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large #but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry. #but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes #but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally. #i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes #people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism #but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet . #i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY #and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound. #but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in #i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too. #here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change #was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort) #choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL

[jaydarino]

Human sukuna sketches

Close ups:

#my head is rotted over his backstory #gege please. its a base need.. #i did so much research about heian fashion #only to draw him shirtless 90% of the time #who needs historical accuracy when you have hot man #ryomen sukuna #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanart #true form sukuna #heian era sukuna #i neglected to do college work for this

[cherrytraveller]

he's gonna fold his obnoxious ass like a lawn chair.

Leon of MNMC by @mutantninjamidlifecrisis

Twitter || Ko-fi || Instagram

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #future leo #peepaw multiverse #mnmc #mutant ninja midlife crisis #odd man out #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #hamato leonardo #travellerdraws #clip studio paint #digital art #digital sketch #fanart #comic #the peepaws are back and as vitriolic as ever #they are such good friends [leon proceeds to tackle leonardo to the ground violently] #true besties/worsties

[yasyassie]

I can't get over this. I just can't.

#i love them more than anything #my sons #can't point out what they have in common but it's true #it's probably the sass #miles morales #spiderman #spiderman into the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #miles morales spider man #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy pjo #pjo tv show

[socksnstuff00]

#a league of their own #so proud man #never too late to live as your true self 🥺

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

me, hearing that we are getting two new seasons of PnF almost a year late:

#phineas and ferb #candace flynn #perry the platypus #pnf #across the second dimension #atsd #2nd dimension candace flynn #and as soon as i realized its true i wanted to draw my favorite high strung girlie #its been so long since i drew her QoQ cant believe i even wrote so many ficlets about her #ye in this house we love our mars queen candace flynn! deal with it #man i started this fanart almost a month ago lol #also. its been over a decade and i just realized that 2nd d Candace is wearing tigh-high boots. ?????/

[ellie-makes-mbs]

name moodboard for “emily” for anonymous

#a true work of art//moodboard #sparks of creativity//my work #moodboard #aesthetic #mb #writer academia #dark academia #green academia #academia aesthetic #autumn aesthetic #classic academia #cafe aesthetic #do you not know that a man is not dead when his name is still spoken//name mb #speaking through another//request