#and we could be gay!!!

[maria-ruta]

"what if chilchuck was a butch?" we thought

and Ryoko said - "say no more!" - and made Meijack, can you believe it???

anyway I'm surprised nobody's done it before, you can have it!

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p.s. - she just doodled chilchuck genderbend once and couldnt let go of the design and BAM Meijack was born lol its so funnt tbh. but fucking valid

#i love you lesbians! this is for you lesbians! and me #chilchuck #dungeon meshi #meijack #meijack chils #chilchuck tims #Meijaclk you look so butch your swag is too strong your boots are too sluty your gaze is too tired gay #they gonna kill you you. have to stop #we have like what?... full 5 or 6 pannels with her but its enough for me to love her thanks #chilchuk darling i loe you so much but could you step aside a little because THIS GIRL #my art #kinda???? #not my art #my edit

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Pt I good omens but i've never watched it

i've never seen good omens but it's all over my tumblr dash so this is what I've gathered can someone please confirm if i've got it right

there's a demon named crowley

there's a biblically inaccurate angel named aziraphale but like it's very sexy when the demon calls him 'angel'

the demon and angel have been married for 6000 years and they still keep looking at each other all sappily

Neil Gaiman is somehow involved, I think he's the writer but also he's on tumblr (uh, @neil-gaiman) and people keep questioning if he's real

is neil gaiman like a fandom inside joke why is everyone asking if he's real

there actors are called michael and david and amazon prime thought they were the same

there is a bookstore and crowley is sad

they kiss and it is very nice and desperate and crowley says we could have been us. i have no context for this. someone is going to heaven i think.

there is a god, i'm not sure if they're good or evil though

the demon wears sunglasses

it's a comedy but for some reason everyone's crying after whatever the last season was, are you guys okay

things are on fire

they are very gay

there was a book and at one point they switch bodies

more fire and crowley screaming

they are called ineffable husbands i dont know what that means

they fight crime or they do crime or they fight crime by doing crime i really cannot remember which

gay

#good omens #lgbtqia #crowley #aziracrow #azirowley #aziraley #aziraphale #michael sheen #david tennant #fire #gay #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #WHAT DOES INEFFABLE MEAN #husbands #angel #demon #we could have been us #6000 years of pining #wait why did this tag complete with pining #why were they pining when they were married sorry what the hell is happening #good omens summary #what is good omens #neil gaiman #5k

[aurpiment]

Part of what embarrasses me about the “humans are space orcs” brand of tumblr writing is… look, what if aliens read it? The aliens would say, “Wow, so many of your kind hoped to meet other life so that we could… validate you as special? We hoped to meet other life so we could try to solve unsolved questions in mathematics together.” And we’d have to beg them to stay and try to solve unsolved questions in mathematics together. Basically it would be super awkward

#mt #it would be at least 50 years before we could have gay sex

[mage-propaganda]

Do you ever get the urge to say “fuck it” and just become a pirate?

#not just an adobe pirate #like a pirate with a sexy ship #I don’t care if it’s 200 years old #that just means the wood lasts long and stuff #I think I’d make a good pirate #and we could be gay!!! #and no taxes!!! #and I could make little mean Navy men #dance around the mast while a pal plays the fiddle #and we all try to poke them with little pointy things #piracy!!! #its fun for the whole family!! #let’s just create. a pirate island #if I have to sell my soul #may as well be for freedom and fun #than for a 9-5 that makes me wanna kill my self #ya know #is that just me??

[kurozu501]

genuinely how do you fumble something like yuri on ice. the show was so popular all over the world. tons of actual ice skaters were talking about it, iirc one professional ice skater even did a routine to a yoi song, it was wild. all they had to do was lean into it, make the movie and then a season 2. and instead they announce the movie, go radio silent for years before limply trotting out a "oh btw the movie's cancelled" today. just pathetic.

#homophobia from the executives is the only explanation that makes sense to me #they could see that if the story were to continue they would have to commit to showing a lot more gay yuri/victor stuff #and they'd rather let it die then do that #we saw something similar with gwitch with that 'up to interpretation' bullshit #yuri on ice

[neinofthem]

every episode with essek in it before the Reveal is so funny because he’s there for maybe 45 minutes max and he spends a third of this time staring deeply into caleb’s eyes, another third giving away state secrets, and the other third saying the most out of pocket batshit things like he expected his swag to carry him through any trials and/or tribulations. he called beau’s cocktail racist and then dipped. they invite him in to dinner and he’s like ‘yeah i made my dad so angry he died. normal. anyways what are your innermost driving motivations, wishes, and fears? is this how conversation works?’ and the nein collectively were just like it’s ok he’s hot. and you KNOW he’s all up in his mind with the whole tortured genius melancholy resignation sadness angst thing and it’s like baby no you’re just bizarre and unusual. god.

#i’m lesbian and he’s gay and i think we could make it work somehow #critical role #essek thelyss #cr #the mighty nein #tm9 #mighty nein #cr2 #shadowgast #cr shitpost #critical role essek #essek #caleb widogast #essek cr #beauregard lionett

[baby-xemnas]

tbh its great that bepo is a bear because we can get PDA like this

and noone bats an eye

this could never happen with a pair of human characters. let alone pair of male human characters.

#we could never see killer casually hang off of kidd no matter how much kidd calls him Partner #he's cute so its fine #foolish #i wont pretend that oda snuck them by all of you on purpose #nor will i admit myself into a mental hospital for NOTICING #because how dare i #bepo is not salome. he is not a pet. he is not one of those half-sentient animals on hancock's island #hes a full guy #law has a guy rest his chin on his head and his hand on his shoulders in a half hug #you are looking at it right now #one piece #lawbepo #positive gay rep

[luigi-core]

i am going to combust into a million pieces

#mario #super mario #smb #luigi #bowser #bowuigi #mario movie #super mario bros movie #what theFUCK going on #they won’t even let us BREATHE #you know damn well they enjoy seeing us go apeshit over these #i am literally losing my mind #i know i’m gonna be so disappointed when i go see the movie and it’s gonna be like only 2 seconds of luigi screen time #but it’s okay AS LONG AS WE GET A LUIGIS MANSION SPIN OFF #that’s all that matters to me <3 #also why’s bowser doing that little maneuver with his mustache like 💀💀 #gay gay homosexual gay #could he be any more homosexual #< the answer is NO #anyways i’m gonna go scream into my pillow for a little while

[thresholdbb]

what's the threshold theory

There was a post about how Tom is the only crew member who isn't really affected by the Borg, and there's a theory that he has so much luck because he saw the past and the future when he crossed the transwarp threshold. He saw the past and the future, all of time and space. There's some subconscious part of him that remembers that experience. In fact, Tom refused to play a part in Chakotay indulging Annorax's temporal incursions, probably because a part of him knew nothing good could come of it.

If we extend that same theory to Janeway, some of her wild luck with time travel and other crack plans starts to make sense. She doesn't verbally hate time travel until after the events of Threshold, since it happens in Time and Again without complaint. Janeway has an uncanny knack for time travel, as evidenced every time she deals with it. She hates time travel, but it might be because part of her knows exactly how to manipulate the timeline. She manages to avoid the "inevitable" temporal explosion in Future's End, saving both Voyager and Braxton. She resets the entire timeline in Year of Hell, and no one else followed her reasoning. She pulled it off flawlessly. In Relativity, she senses the incidents are all related, despite it being just one reading that connects them. By the time she's involved, she has a temporal incursion factor of .0036 and a time travel protocol named after her, even if that may just be Braxton's personal grudge. Then there's Endgame, where she intentionally changes the timeline. Up until this point, she has been dragged into time travel, but for the first time, she jumps in on purpose. How does Admiral Janeway know how to get them home sooner in a way that completely avoids the Temporal Integrity Commission? It's because she has seen all of time, and part of her knows exactly what needs to happen so she can get Voyager home and do it in a way that becomes baked into the prime timeline. Maybe she doesn't consciously remember what happened during her transformation, but the experience lives in her mind somewhere, guiding her decisions.

#every day is threshold day #tldr threshold cemented the time travel shenanigans #we're not counting her disparagement of time travel in relativity i know it's technically before threshold #but they've messed with the timeline so much that her past timeline is also changed. #Time travel is funny because the past is the future the future is the past #so while relativity comes before threshold in the prime timeline her timeline has also been changed in a way that it wasn't before threshol #we could chalk it up to a writing oversight but this is more interesting #not to mention her uncanny luck with the Borg which I think ties in as well #it's part of why her instinct is so strong #also the bio neural gel packs but that's a different theory #listen she's amazing with or without having seen all of time and space but she has seen all of time and that must have affected her somehow #those little salamander babies also have all of the cosmos in their mind #tried to explain as concisely as possible but it is part of my overarching theory #she doesn't second guess herself nearly as much following their jaunt into transwarp #I have more but I'm trying to be brief cause it's written up partially in my drafts somewhere and i have some things i need to do today lol #meta #Star Trek voyager #Kathryn janeway #threshold day #did you expect me thresholdbb to not have a serious threshold theory? #listen I can make anything nonsense and turn anything into a serious theory I was known for this kinda bs in grad school #I wrote a 25 page paper on NOTHING once #I wrote a paper about how corn fields were super gay and it made my professor cry I can spin the bullshit it is one of my skills

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: Hey, Angel, can you hold this?

Angel: *distracted* Hm? Yeah-

Angel: …

Angel: …this is just your hand?

Husk: Yeah.

Angel: 😳

Angel: *clutches hand tighter*

#we all know that Angel is an incorrigible flirt but the moment anyone flirts back (sincerely) he goes into PanicMode #because he doesn’t think anyone could actually like/love him #but guess what #PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU ANGEL #especially husk #even if he pretends he doesn’t #after this exchange husk just has the biggest shit-eating grin #meanwhile Charlie is just squealing uncontrollably #‘THEYRE HOLDING HANDS VAGGIE HOKY SHIT’ #angel dust needs a hug #CONSENSUALLY #angel dust #husk #husk/angel #huskerdust #Hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin hotel #I mean kind of #they’re gay your honor #they’re in love your honor

[skyberia]

joker & the animal parade (or: my main p5r party)

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #goro akechi #ann takamaki #yusuke kitagawa #artists on tumblr #drawings #p5r spoilers #could not care less abt ''optimal in-game strategy''. thought process was These are my best friends and also we are all gay

[babygirlbuckaroo]

as much as i'm rooting for canon buddie and think about little else all day, what i want the most from s7 is queer eddie. i want an 'eddie begins again' episode where we get to see a young eddie already struggling with gender roles and expectations, this time from a blatantly queer angle. i want more eddie in therapy scenes. i want eddie to come out to his dad after another nuanced and cathartic conversation. i want eddie unapologetically choosing to allow himself to have the things he likes and to feel less guilt about it. i want the silly scenes too - pepa reacting to the news by simply trying to set him up with her friends' nephews, much to eddie's chagrin; eddie flirting with guys and being painfully awkward about it, but it still working for him somehow (because he's so handsome). i want eddie to have a boyfriend he smiles and blushes about and for the team to tease him about it, and for him to happily shrug it off because this kind of thing doesn't make him tense up or panic anymore. in my opinion his character is already perfectly set up for a 'coming out later in life' arc and i think if done with care it could be so beautiful. yeah give me 'eddie begins again' now please

#this would mean the whole entire world to me #i obviously want buddie endgame still and especially if we get canon gay eddie but- #i could live without it i guess is what i mean! #buddie #eddie diaz #911 abc #rambling

[suchawrathfullamb]

can we talk about how Will had zero interest in Jack catching the Ripper and didn't hide it? baby girl was just fangirling in the cases like "yesss, it's definitely the Ripper 😌 look at this masterpiece. good luck catching him tho"

#he was like “my lover the ripper could never be caught but good luck out there tho” #just straight (gay) up fangirling in his little power point classes like “omg you guys can we appreciate this pretty pretty murder? ART” #jack like “will let's catch him boy” and will “yeah let's CATCH him 😏” #that's why he was so possessive over hannibal #“MY RIPPER MINE MINE” #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

[introspectivememories]

goddd i just know that tim never takes off that fucking necklace. and you know bear doesn't have that much money so tge necklace was kinda cheap and it wasn't anything the bear meant for tim to wear regularly it was just like a keepsake y'know? wear it on a date or a nice outing. maybe when they're both home together. but tim is practically feral over it. like straight up refuses to take it off. it's turning his neck green at this point and everybody is soo done.

#bruce who's allergic to anything under $10000000 breaks out into hives everytime he sees it #bruce trying not to gag: sweetheart what if we replaced it? bernard wouldn't even know! #tim: if you try to replace my necklace i will leak that video of you pole dancing at the penguin lounge #bruce who's had worse things leaked: do it #tim 'backup plans for my backup plans' drake: i will send talia a compilation of you drunkenly rambling about how much you love her #bruce: .... okay you win #dick gets it #your first gay relationship does that to you #bear is a little worried tho #🐻: you know you don't have to wear it right? you could take it off #tim trembling and shaking: you don't want mw to wear it? 😢 #🐻 immediately caving: no no! wearit as long as you want!! #dude even ra's gets in on it #ra's going over his master plan: so you see detective i will then- what the fuck is going on with your neck #tim seething cause he can hear his siblings laughing at him over the comms: shut the fuck up #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern #could not stop thinking about the ra's scenario yesterday. kept making myself laugh

[lessthanimpressedlesbian]

I feel so vindicated knowing that we all read those many microexpressions correctly. Laura was really playing an anxious queer woman in love with her best friend so accurately that we couldn't help but pick up on all the little nuances.

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #cr lb #laudna #imogen temult #imodna #laura bailey #its just nice to know we werent reading into it too much #and that what we all saw was real #maybe some of it wasnt intentional but so much was #laura has been acting her heart out and i love her for it #now i just wanna know when imogen realized she was in love with laudna #personally i think it was when laudna almost went down the first time with fhe shade mother #i think she realized then that laudna could die #she definitely knew by the time they left for the heartmoore bc you cant convince me she wasnt pining when she was holding laudnas hand #she had it inna death grip and wanted laudna to go into her dreams #thats so gay shit right there #anyway

[celestialrealms]

#i decided solomon gays needed one too #obey me solomon #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me shall we date #anyway the non-brother characters could literally reach through the screen and tear my arms off and i'd still fuck with them #sorry you cant handle morally complex wizussy this is between me and my wife solomon