#au where

[saym0-0]

one of those aus where all the life series winners are stuck in a room together for all eternity but their downstairs neighbours are all the losers: four jimmys and poor poor lizzie

#au where #trafficblr #traffic series #life series #secret life #limited life #double life #last life #3rd life #god theres so many its like a memory game to recite them in order #jimmy solidarity #ldshadowlady #grian #smajor1995 #pearlescentmoon #martyn itlw #gtwscar #secret life spoilers #only that last tag but just to be safe

[wangxianslillotus]

It was unexpected for everyone, when Wei Ying woke up in the middle of being held to drink some water with a rug, helped by his brother.

He blinked weakly and looked up at Jiang Cheng with a relief that gave the younger boy the chills.

"Good to have you back with the living ones, dumbass," Jiang WanYin said, loud enough to be heard through the lifting fog inside Wei WuXian's brain and also be heard by the Jiang disciples that had accompanied him in the task of retrieving Wei WuXian from the cave.

Wei WuXian let go a grumble and fell back on the floor, letting a couple of moments pass by before he was startling everyone around when he sat back up in a hurry, looking almost frantic.

"'An Zhan?" He asked, his voice strained with feelings.

On cue, Lan WangJi rose from where he had been gathering his strength back attempting to meditate, and it was attempting because he was way too conflicted to accomplish that. "I am here, Wei Ying," he called back.

Wei WuXian's face brightened when he turned around to where Lan WangJi was standing, a wide smile that warmed WangJi's ears to the burning point.

"Lan Zhan!" He called again, scrambling to his feet. When he wobbled, Lan WangJi was at his side in a blink, helping him stand. Wei WuXian smiled at him again, even when Lan WangJi was giving him a stern glare. "Lan Zhan," he said again, softer, "I thought you'd leave as soon as we left that cave. I'm glad you didn't."

WangJi's glare intensified a hundred times, before he looked to the side, clearly embarrassed. Jiang WanYin was a step closer to stop his annoying brother from well, annoying the Lan Heir, when said teenager nodded, "mh."

Wei WuXian beamed.

Jiang WanYin grimaced.

"Hey, Lan Zhan?" Wei WuXian began again, his hands timidly holding onto Lan WangJi's forearm where he supported Wei WuXian so he wouldn't fall over. WangJi gave him attention with a glance, Wei WuXian took that to keep talking, "I... Wa-wangxian is a really good song."

Lan WangJi gasped audibly, letting go of Wei WuXian's arm before grabbing him again as if he couldn't decide what to do with his hand, with the information that Wei WuXian had just provided, or with Wei WuXian in general.

"What song is that?" Jiang WanYin asked, raising an eyebrow. Wei WuXian smiled at him and sighed dramatically.

"Ah, you see! It's my new favorite song ever, A-Cheng. It's so pretty... so gorgeous, so good to hear! I really... fancy it! I like it, I would like to hear it everyday. That's how much I've liked it!" He emphasized every word, squeezing Lan WangJi's forearm in the process.

Lan WangJi's head was down, as if he was staring at their feet, ears incredibly red.

"Wei Ying..." Came weakly from the boy, making Wei WuXian laughs softly.

"Ah, Lan Zhan. I'm being honest here. What do you think? Would you play it for me everyday?" He asked tilting his head to the side, in hopes of getting a look at Lan WangJi's face.

"How could he play the song for you everyday?! Don't be ridiculous, Wei WuXian!" Jiang WanYin admonished his brother.

After a beat, Lan WangJi spoke again, "Mh, ridiculous," he agreed. But he lacked the heat behind the insult, making Jiang Cheng frown further. What was wrong with these two?!

"Ah," Wei Ying noticed, "that's not a no, Lan Zhan," and he pointed it out. Lan WangJi tried to make a step back only to stumble with his own feet. Wei WuXian was there, still holding onto him and helping him to stay standing. "No need to fall for me like that! Lan Zhan!"

Jiang WanYin made a disgusted face, waiting for Lan WangJi to snap at his brother like he always did during their lessons at the Cloud Recesses, but that never came. Instead, all that could be heard in response was a weak "Wei Ying..." from the Lan Heir, and a loud laughter from Wei WuXian, who seemed entirely too happy in the ridiculous situation.

Honestly, Jiang Cheng thought, he didn't wanna know.

#mdzs #wei wuxian #the untamed #lan wangji #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #wei ying #lan zhan #cql #jiang wanyin #yunmeng dumb duo #yunmeng sect #yunmeng bros #yunmeng jiang #twin heroes of yunmeng #lan zhan and wei ying #wangxian.mp3 #wangxian fanfic #wangxian au #au where #au where wei ying wakes up sooner after the cave #lotuslab #sjyl lotus

[alirienn]

kitty kaiser establishes his territory & dominance by scratching ur furniture and doodles on them while kitty kurona just stares at him tbh

u get it

#au where #kaiser and kurona house cats and their owner is isagi or smth idk #or isagi’s just catsitting kaiser for ness #but he causes a lot of trouble #kurona’s a good boy tho #mailbox #mail doodle #fanart

[giritina]

The world isn't ready for me to write a fanfic where ibara has a court ordered psych eval because he got caught from that bomb threat

#au where

[lord-ofthe-frogs]

AU where Nandor doesn't save him so Guillermo fucking drowns cause Topher fucking drowned him.

and then, of course, Nandor wakes up and Guillermo isn't there and he looks for him and after a little while of looking (he ends up asking the others if they've seen him), they find his dead body in the pond with Topher like. gnawing on his leg or something. And Nandor just kicks Topher away and grabs Guillermo's body and has to just. Deal with Guillermo being dead. and deal with the fact that Guillermo had warned them about Topher being, you know, murderous, and they just ignored him.

then like Nandor gets in a little bit of a fight with nadja and laszlo, saying like

"Because you couldn't let your familiar die, mine did!"

...

but then actually Guillermo becomes a ghost, specifically, he becomes a ghost who can possess people. Now, of course, possessing people is incredibly difficult. Especially because you have to fight against the other soul in their body.

However, vampires don't have another soul in their body to fight against. This, as he discovers, makes it much easier to possess them. So, the next time a vampire assassin arrives, he possesses them. And for a moment, he realizes, this is it. He's a vampire. So, he takes that day, and he experiences everything he always wanted to. He enjoys finally achieving his dreams.

But he doesn't move on. He sits in the sky, wondering why he hasn't moved on. This was what he always wanted, wasn't it? Maybe it's because it isn't him who's the vampire? Maybe it's because he wanted a whole new life like this? Maybe this wasn't enough after ten years working for it?

Then, he begins to worry. Not for himself. For the others. He had to get back. He has to protect them.

#wwdits #there I'm able to keep this one brief at least #what we do in the shadows #AU where #au #guillermo #guillermo de la cruz

[emeraldspiral]

Waiting for the inevitable 65 porn parody called “69″.

#reylo #au where #ben solo #hooks up with #a cavewoman #rey #on the dinosaur planet #kylo ren #star wars

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away. #then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again. #ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about) #hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good. #xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!

[nemkero]

atla au but nothing changes except sokka is taller and zuko is shorter

#just wanted an excuse to draw zuko getting picked up #but also #the interactions. theyd be so funny #“why is a 12 year old chasing us” #“IM 16” #“YOURE OLDER THAN ME??????” #au where zuko peaks at 13 then never grows #he wears platformers probably #sokka: me and the oomfieee :33 #zuko: WHAT THJE FUCK IS AN OOMFIE #atla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #avatar fanart #atla fanart #atla zuko #atla sokka #atla zukka #zukka #(not drawn to be but ig u can interpret it as zukka)

[pineapple-frenzy]

Book 2 au with Zuko and Katara Lee and Huamei

Katara is separated from her friends, and so she's left to travel the earth kingdom on her own. She stumbles across Zuko, who is similarly travelling on his own. They decide that pairing up and travelling together would be best

#zutara #zuko #katara #atla #my art #book 2 au #book 2 aus have been done before but i wanted to try my own take with tropes i personally enjoy akdjslkdks #also had the urge to draw zutara arguing and just not getting along in general qldjkakslsk #i recently finished natla and also just rewatched book 1 so zutara book 1 dynamic where they're quite hostile with each other is on my mind #they decide to travel together but obviously they don't get along at all at the start #they find each other annoying but that annoyance slowly turns into affection #also alsooo #short hair zuko enjoyers hello #i have switched over to the side of short hair zuko ajrskakdlksjd #also thinking about how to put short hair katara into this akdjaljdlskf #i just think short hair zutara neat :>>

[saym0-0]

au where imp&skizz are literally just two guys that get isakai'd into the minecraft/hermitcraft world and r just like 'aight guess this is happening now' and just,, continue on. like its just these two entirely regular dudes acting completely casual as if they aren't dealing with magic and nonhuman people on the daily. the result, of course, is two fellas that are just completely chill about absolutely everything because they have no idea what the norm is. hilarity ensues

#this spawned from me thinking about how impulse has so much #Literally Just A Guy #energy and then thinking about how #skizz has the same energy except he goes absolutely batshit feral with it 90% of the time #statistics may be skewed by my obsessive consumption of life series #also works that they know each other irl #mcytblr #hermitcraft #impulsesv #skizzleman #imp and skizz #au #au where #Just Some Guy #x2

[yudamori-art]

kwan's got the spirit he's just a little confused i promise im normal about this show (not)

#my art #art #dannyphantom #dash baxter #comic #au where dash finds out really early #parents would kill you if they knew what you were? he can relate #still stuffs him in lockers tho #danny fenton #kwan

[aleatoryw]

we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.

#obi wan kenobi #star wars #the most unrealistic thing about rots is that after killing dooku anakin wasn't like. okay score is now tied at one all #au where he resists palpatine bc killing sideous will give him a 2-1 lead over obi-wan #*slams palpatine off rooftop* GAME!

[lights-on-the-ridge]

Simon thought it was already hard to understand him....

#aka soap from my mw3 au where he is shot in the chin rather than the temple :D #hypoglassal nerve palsy gang rise up #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #my art #reids art

[paxopalotls]

The fanfictions are infecting me with brainrot oh my god have some au doodles before I explode

#the fanon here hits different idk #like?? why is there so much vivisection #danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #danny fenton #danny fenton fanart #dp #dp fanart #this is like a #fully dead au #where no one knows #kind of thing #jazz fenton #bc I'm obsessed with their sibling dynamic #why are they on the roof pax #bc after Danny died jazz started stargazing as a way of feeling closer to him #fuck you #I have thoughts about this au actually #in it Jack and maddy are still trying to get rid of the ghosts but mostly as penance #bc they know the ghost portal is what killed Danny #and they want revenge #Danny's aware of this but convinced his parents wouldn't love him enough to believe him if he revealed himself as their son #jazz helps phantom without knowing he's Danny #pax art #pax doodles #pax rambling #technically #tho all the rambling is in the tags

[lord-ofthe-frogs]

okay so like. In WWDITS the way to turn a person into a vampire is to bite them & then give them your blood, right?

but like

theres no difference between blood that’s given voluntarily and taken by force, right? like. theres no way for that to change anything

so like

i’ve been thinking.

what if like. Nandor didn’t take the blame, and the vampires ended up actually making a snack of Guillermo. But like. 

Imagine like. They bite into his neck and he’s losing blood quickly and fighting to not lose conciousness, and, in a final act, he bites one of their wrists. Hard enough to draw blood, and, in a sort of act of rebuttal, sucks some of their blood back.

And they like pull back and are all suprised and like, astounded by it (usually people die/lose conciousness  when you, you know, bite their neck like that, and they probably tried to hypnotize him from fighting back) 

and everyone is confused at how it happened, at how he managed to do it, but they end up brushing it off, and, after finishing drinking his blood, just bury him in some random spot.

Then, the vampirism takes effect, and he wakes up. and He claws, scratches, digs and gasps for air, until finally he escapes the ground. and under the light of the moon, he realizes what happened, and what he has to do.

So, the group, greiving over the loss of their 10 year familiar & sort of friend (though they wont admit it) , a day or two after it happens, answer the door and are shocked to find Guillermo, still covered in dirt and blood (not just his own)

and when they ask, tell him about how he’s meant to be dead, he just like. tells them something like:

     “You wouldn’t make me a vampire, so I guess I did it myself.”

#okay but like? the power move that it would be? #how cool would that be? #like he just like. does it himself? #forcefully? #that would we so cool and like. the vibes? the way that? aghughkjsdhgkjdhfgkdh #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #idk if the end is weird or cringey to say but like. yea. that would be so sick. #Guillermo #AU #AU where #wwdits AU

[bluegiragi]

the new in-house artist is kinda eye-catching...

early access + nsfw on patreon

#i continue to spend too much brainpower thinking about biker/mechanic au #also first pic of johnny is shamelessly referenced off of a still from the transformers movie #where megan fox works on a motorbike in /that/ pose #and #ahem #well. anyway <3 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #giragi art #cod mw2