#blas looks sO damn good

[zeldasnotes]

ASTRO OBSERVATIONS 33

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• People with Sun in the 8th house or aspecting Pluto might have been saved from situations because of their fathers name. For example might be threathened then the people find who your father is and apologizes.

• If you ask someone whats the worst thing someone ever said to them it will probably be something related to their Chiron placement. Because A when people touch our Chiron wound we remember it forever and B for some damn reason people seem to always touch where you have your Chiron wound bc its kinda obvious to others.

• If you have 10th house placements you have a trademark after your name, whatever you do you easily become known for it. People want to put a label on you and the themes of the planet you have there is the label thats most easily put. So when you have 10th house planets its extra important to think before you act.

• If you have Lilith conjunct North Node you need to learn to do your own thing. Ive seen people with this who didnt reach their potential until they refused to stop trying to fit in and be ”normal” . You are a class of your own. People will respond to you differently when you act like Lilith. Example: A rapper in my country have this placement in Virgo and was treated bad by other rappers bc of a beef he had on the streets and bla bla. Anyways he knew he wouldnt get collabs bc of this so he made it ”his” thing to never have a feature on his songs and to never do interviews and be on other rappers tracks. After this people started respecting him more. He used his inability to fit in to make himself look even better.

• Venus/Neptune involve their love interest in their art. A lot of rappers with this might want to have their partner on their albumcover, in their music video, paint their partner etc. Dating a man with this placement feels like being his muse.

• Be careful when you have Venus in Leo in the Solar Return Chart because this one can really make you want to SPLURGE. Especially clothes, bags and stuff that makes you look good. 💰🛒🛍️💸

• Talking to someone with a Mercury/Pluto or Mercury/Nessus placement can feel like being interrogated. Constant checking if you are lying, asking extra questions to see if you change your story, detailed questions to see if your story is true. Can be very exhausting to be around bc of this (sorry).

• Every Aquarius Rising Ive met looked better in person than on pictures. There is a striking quality that the camera have a hard time capturing. Same with Virgo and Pisces Rising.

• People with Jupiter conjunct personal planets are funnier when they are not trying than when they try to be funny.

• Nanisca the role played by Viola Davis in the movie ”Woman King” reminds me of Sun conjunct Lilith.

• People with Ceres(1) conjunct personal planets seem to not like adornment.

• Aura(1488) conjunct Mercury might come across as sneaky.

• Venus in the 8th house or Venus aspecting Pluto attracts people who would normally not want them which is why they need to be extra careful. They might be super tall and attract someone who usually only go for short people or vice versa. But because of the intense magnetism that having a plutonian venus gives everyone wants a taste of you no matter if they really WANT you or not. Be wary of who you share your energy with.

• Venus Square MC might feel like their looks and social skills doesnt match the career they want or how they want the public to see them.

• Juno(3) or Venus Square Mars are the kind of people to have a huge difference in taste when it comes to who they want to sleep with and who they see as relationship material.

• If you have Lilith in the 7th house or Lilith conjunct Venus your ex's new partners might become obsessed with you or you become obsessed with your partners ex's.

• Dejanira(157) conjunct Ascendant is probably the scariest synastry aspect Ive ever experienced. Experienced it 2 times and both times I was Ascendant and he was Dejanira. Very scary attacks. I can even look at pictures of these people.

• Mars conjunct MC can mean a lot of people are scared of you. A very intimidating placement. In a mans chart it makes other men look up to him. Women with this placement seem too struggle with this placement a lot tho since people are more likely to want to challenge a woman who comes across as intimidating.

• Scorpio Moons seem to be very fascinated with psychopaths.

• Sag Moons might have had extremely carefree parents. Thats why these people can be so good on their own, they raised themselves. But its also why they flee from issues because they were never forced to stay and solve stuff like in a normal family.

• Cancer Risings can be really intimidating, especially the eyes. Ive mistaken so many Cancer Risings for being Scorpio Risings.

• Populus(8647) conjunct Mercury might be more popular among younger people.

• Lilith in a womans chart seem to show what archetype she finds empowering and might even want to be and in a mans chart an archetype he finds fascinating. Ex. Lilith 2nd/8th: the golddigger femme fatale, black widow. Lilith 4th house: The family matriarch, Evil Stepmom. Lilith 10th house: The boss, the businesswoman, cold bitch. Lilith 7th house: The homewrecker, femme fatale, beauty queen, homecoming queen, Mr steal yo girl. (Not always ofc and mostly this goes for when you are underdeveloped)

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[pinksturniolo]

Switch - Chris and Matt Sturniolo (Part One)

Chris x Matt and Fem Reader

Summary: Cherry Bomb - The largest underground BDSM club in Los Angeles, California. Its member list is extremely exclusive, only granting access to celebrities, influencers and the filthy rich. No one really cares who you are or what you do, they come for one thing and one thing only. Whatever happens at the Cherry stays at the Cherry….

Content warnings: smut, oral, fingering, protected sex, bondage, spanking, teasing, threesome

this story has heavy themes and descriptions of bdsm, so if you’re not comfortable with that pls don’t read <3

word count: 3,879

Neon lights bounce off the shiny black walls, loud music playing but not too loud that you can’t hear what the blonde guy next to you is saying. He’s been talking your ear off for the last 20 minutes, while you zone out, sipping on your lemon club soda. This was the only time you wished they served alcohol here so you could at least be tipsy enough to endure the men that have been approaching you tonight.

Your usual partner hasn’t shown up yet and you have already been here for almost an hour. You try to ignore the slight ache in your chest though, focusing your attention back to the man next to you.

“So, how long you been coming here?” He asks.

“About 6 months now.” You reply.

“Damn, I feel like an amateur." He laughs, “This is only my second time.”

Obviously.

You hated to think so rudely but every person you’ve talked to tonight just wasn’t the one you preferred. You were starting to get extremely impatient, wondering where he was. He was never late.

As if your internal monologue has been heard by a higher power, you feel a hand on the back of your neck and turn in your seat to see the same man you were just thinking of. He has a dark look on his face as he eyes the person next to you.

“I don’t think she’s very interested buddy, why don’t you go bother some other poor girl.” He says to him, his hand now curling around your shoulder possessively.

The blonde guy’s face reddens with embarrassment as he quickly scrambles up from his chair. “Sorry man, I didn’t know she was yours.” he says and quickly walks off.

You scoff as your partner sits next to you, ordering a water from the waitress.

“That was unnecessary.” You say, his face still annoyed as he relaxes into the chair, his arm still slung around the back of you. He takes a long sip of his water, avoiding looking at you. You see his jaw clench and he runs a hand through his hair before speaking.

“What were you doing talking to that loser anyways?” He finally asks, making eye contact with you and he looks pissed.

“Oh my god, are you jealous Matt? Maybe you should’ve been here on time before other guys had the chance to talk to me.” you reply, a teasing smile appearing on your face.

He then grabs the side of your chair, pulling it forcefully towards him, causing you to gasp out. Your thighs are touching, and his hand moves from the back of your chair to the nape of your neck, sliding up to knot his fingers in your hair and pull slightly.

“Maybe you shouldn’t entertain other men when I’m not around and wait patiently for me like a good girl. Or do you need me to remind you who you belong to? Hm?” He whispers in your ear threateningly. Your core pulses with arousal at his words, his warm breath on your neck causing tingles to shoot down your spine.

So of course, this leads to you replying with a smart remark, which makes him take you to the candy room and punish you until you beg for forgiveness.

There were numerous rooms in the club that members could use, their time limit being an hour. But the main rooms that were larger and you could reserve for however long you wanted (at a high price) were only four. The star room, the red room, the flower room and the candy room.

The candy room is where you and Matt spend most of your encounters together at the Cherry Bomb. However, there’s nothing sweet about it besides the name. Its walls are painted red, a black bed with silk sheets in the middle and glossy black floors. There’s a cabinet of floggers, ropes, leather and fuzzy cuffs, vibrators and anything else you can imagine.

There’s no particular reason why it’s your favorite but Matt has been reserving it for you since you met him here and it’s become a routine on a Saturday night, twice a month.

Cherry Bomb has been around since the late 80s and has done a particularly good job at keeping its participants a secret, mainly due to the NDA you have to sign upon your first entry, along with a recent STD panel and heavy entrance fee. They also prohibited alcohol and drug use.

You were referred by one of your friends, which made it easier for you to get in. The money was no issue for you, but the wait list was long and having a friend on the inside had its benefits.

You instantly loved it from the first time you came. The atmosphere wasn’t grungy or too dark like you would expect a typical sex club to be. No one seemed to care who you were here, there was no judgement, and it was a safe place to act out your wildest fantasies, with whoever you choose.

You had had experiences with a couple different men and women, all which were satisfying for the most part. Most people had a habit of choosing a particular partner and being loyal to them, while others constantly swapped, not staying with one person too long.

When you met Matt, you instantly clicked, and found something in him that you hadn’t felt with any other member. He approached you one night, his demeanor confident but also calm. The energy flowed between you two, and once he got you to the room alone, it was fireworks. He was very clear on consent being an important aspect and boundaries were established before anything else.

Matt was a switch, like you. While most of the time he preferred to be dominate, he could also be submissive which was heaven to you. You loved it when he took control, using your body however he pleased, and he knew the best way to handle your brattiness. Because as much as it felt good to submit to him, you also had a fiery attitude which only made the pleasure of his punishment better.

He made you beg till you cried, spanked you so hard you had marks for weeks, and would tie you to the bed and fuck you until your brain was fuzzy, and your throat was raw from screaming his name. Making you cum over and over again until you were numb.

But when he was the submissive for the night… it was a whole different experience. There was nothing better than the feeling of him begging you to please him, demanding him to do whatever you wanted. Edging him until he was whimpering for you, teasing him and seeing how much he enjoyed it. Nothing compared.

And the best part about Matt that you liked, was that he always took the time to make sure you had the proper after care after each session. Cleaning you up, getting you water if you needed it, and even massaging your body if he went particularly hard on you that night.

He was currently holding you after tonight's session was done, rubbing small soothing circles on your back, your head cradled against his chest. You can hear his heart beating at a relaxed pace, calming you as your own heart slows down to match his tempo.

He breaks the sweet silence, his velvety voice pulling you out of your trance. “Y/N… I have a question for you.”

“Mhm?” You mumble, your fatigue settling in.

“How do you feel about a threesome?” He says, his hand stroking over the top of your head.

You’re alert now, lifting your head to turn and look at him. His eyes are half closed, a lazy smile on his face as he waits for your answer.

“I think it’s pretty hot. Is that something you want to do?” You reply.

“Are you comfortable with that?” He asks.

“I’ve experienced them before, yes. Depends… who would it be with?”

His bottom lip is pulled in between his teeth, a contemplative look on his face.

“I know someone that’s interested. In you. He’s always wanted to come to Cherry but he’s hesitant.” Matt says and your heart rate picks up a little at his words.

“He’s interested in me?” You ask, surprised at the fact that Matt talks about you outside of the club. That would be breaking the NDA.

He strokes his hand over the side of your face, caressing your jaw with his fingers. His eyes are soft, like they always are at the end of the night, adoring you with affection.

“Sorry, princess. I know I’m technically not supposed to talk to anyone about this. But I trust him… and I wouldn’t have said anything if I knew you would be upset.” He says.

You sit up now, fully facing him, and place your arms on either side of him, one hand resting on his chest and the other on his bicep.

“I know, I’m not upset. I’m flattered actually.” You say, smirking, the idea of what he’s proposing piquing your curiosity.

“Mm. Don’t get too cocky. But if you would like to try it out, I’ll tell him to come with me next time.” He tells you.

Your mind races at the thought of a threesome with him and another man, wondering how exactly that would change the dynamic between you two. Matt could be a little possessive and you were more than satisfied with just him as your partner but it made you think of how he would be able to share you. It excites you. He must trust this other person a lot.

“Who is it?” You ask him and he clicks his tongue, shaking his head at you with an amused look.

“It’s a surprise.”

✰✿

You return to Cherry Bomb two weeks later, more nervous than you had been any other time you’ve come. But your anticipation outweighs your nerves as you sit at the bar, patiently waiting for Matt. You’re wearing a skin tight black lace dress that’s basically see through, showing your matching black lingerie set underneath. Sleek red heels are on your feet, your hair falling in soft loose waves that frame your face and a light coat of mascara through your eyelashes.

You took the time to put extra effort into your appearance tonight, and practically everyone in the club notices, staring at you as they wander around. But you pay no mind, your focus on the soda in front of you. Matt would be fuming with rage if he knew you were entertaining anyone else tonight and usually you would play with fire but given the special circumstances, you decided not to mess with him tonight.

The waitress hands you a note, pulling you out of your thoughts. She smiles at you politely before walking off, attending to another customer.

Meet me in the red room.

It’s Matt’s handwriting. He’s never done this before, always meeting you at the bar and then escorting you to your usual room. Your palms sweat as you stand from your chair and make your way to the large room at the end of the hall with the red door.

The red room. It was the largest room in the club, and the only one you hadn’t been in before. You’ve heard rumors of how luxurious it was which is why it was so hard to book. How Matt was able to get it tonight, you’re not sure.

You take a deep breath and adjust your dress, pushing the door open. The cool air of the room hits you, tiny goosebumps erupting on your skin. Your heart picks up speed at the sight of Matt centered directly at the center edge of the bed. He’s also dressed in all black, his eyes roaming up and down your body in hunger as you saunter over to him.

Wait. Is that Matt? You pause in front of him, a few feet away. His hair is longer, and his face is extremely similar but with a slight difference. And his aura is arrogant. But when you make eye contact with him, you feel butterflies gather in your stomach, his blue eyes making you drown with attraction. It’s the same feeling Matt gives you but there’s something different about him.

You now realize it’s not Matt at all.

The smug smile on his lips that’s been growing since he noticed the confusion on your face only widens, his hands gripping the sides of the bed, making the muscles in his arm flex. He looks incredibly strong.

“Looking for someone?” He asks teasingly and you can already feel the pool of wetness growing by the second in your underwear.

“Where’s Matt?” You ask sweetly, tilting your head. Your arms are crossed and your eyes narrow, fighting the smile that threatens to break through.

Let the games begin.

The stranger in front of you chuckles, leaning back on his arms now, his legs spreading slightly in jeans. He licks his lips, looking you up and down again. You can’t help but do the same.

“What’s wrong sweetheart? Don’t like what you see?” He says, his bottom lip stuck out in a fake pout.

You smile at him, mocking the tone in his voice. “I prefer princess.”

He laughs lowly, biting his lip and looks behind you. “You weren’t lying when you said she was a brat.” He says and you whip your head around, shocked to see Matt sitting in the love seat at the corner of the room.

You hadn’t noticed him at all when you walked in, given the darkness of the room and the fact he was so quiet during your exchange.

Matt has a blank expression, not looking at you. “Call her whatever you want, Chris.”

You can see that he’s dressed in a plain white shirt and black jeans. It’s simple, like the clothes he usually wears but he still looks incredible.

You’re still turned towards him, giving Chris a full view of your ass now, which you’re sure he’s appreciating.

“I didn’t know you had a twin.” You tell him, your eyebrows raised in amusement.

The corners of his lips twitch as he fights a smile, exchanging a look with Chris that you can’t decipher. “There’s a lot of things about me you don’t know.”

He gets up from his seat now and crosses the room to where you are. You’re about to respond with a witty remark but he’s suddenly gripping your arms, turning you around forcefully to face Chris again.

Your ass is pressed into his crotch, and you feel him harden against you. You gasp lightly as he places his mouth next to your ear, whispering lowly.

“That’s enough from you, Princess. I suggest you keep your mouth shut unless it’s a yes or no. Understand?”

You nod slowly, and Chris watches with fascination at the way Matt handles you. You can see how visibly turned on he is, his boner straining through his jeans.

You’re more aroused than you’ve ever been, the feeling of Matt’s strong grip on your arms, as he places soft wet kisses on the curve of your neck and the look in Chris’ eyes as they burn into yours, his pupils blown out.

“Are you comfortable? You know your safe word, right?” He asks you, his tone a little lighter. He wraps one hand around your throat, the other on your left hip and squeezes.

“Yes.” You breathe. “Good.” He replies, releasing you completely and you feel him back up from behind you. “Now get on your knees.”

Your heart races as you sink down, Chris’ eyes following your every moment. He hasn’t taken them off you since you entered the room and something in his eyes made you very nervous but incredibly excited at the same time.

Matt is now seated on the opposite side of the room, in a large leather chair. He’s directly in front of you now, to the side of Chris. You sit obediently on your knees, your eyes still focused on him as he speaks his next set of instructions.

“Why don’t you show Chris how you put that mouth to good use.” he says, nodding his head for you to continue.

You swallow and look away from Matt now, to see an enticing smirk on his brother’s face. He spreads his legs farther open as he adjusts himself on the bed, unbuckling his belt from his jeans. He places it on the mattress next to him and pulls his jeans down and off his legs.

You scoot closer to him, positioning yourself between his legs, your hands resting on top of his thighs. The look in your eyes is enough to get his heart racing like yours, and he curls a finger under your chin, tugging your face closer to him as he leans down.

“Let me taste your lips, sweetheart.” He says softly and connects his mouth to yours.

Now you can tell the real difference between them. Matt is harsh, yet caring. His energy penetrates you with a feeling of deep connection, a tie that binds you to him in one more ways then one. The trust you two have built over the past few months comes through when your bodies mesh with one another. He knows just what to say to please you and you in return, love to obey his every wish and command.

But Chris… he kisses you like he’s starving. He’s sweet, yet strong. It’s all new territory to explore, and you can almost taste the desperation on his tongue. His hands are soft against your face, warmth flooding your body at the feeling of his touch. You wonder just how much Matt has expressed to him, what secrets he’s revealed about all the sinful, delicious acts you’ve conceived with him in the candy room.

Chris is magnetic, his wet, hot kisses making you ache in your core. He finally pulls away from you, his jaw clenched, his eyebrows furrowed in a dark look. “Take your dress off.” He speaks.

You pull it off with no hesitation, up and over your head, now in your lingerie beneath him.

He drinks in the sight of your half naked body, your tits pushing against your bra, the hem of your black thong high on your hips and you slip your heels off.

He pulls his dick out, red tip leaking with precum already. He’s practically the same length as Matt, with a little more girth. It’s a little intimidating but your needs overpower, your mouth watering as you look at him.

You open your mouth, puckering your lips to let a pool of saliva drip down onto his length and you make eye contact with Matt, the look he gives you making a spark run through you.

Chris groans as you look back at him, spreading your spit down him with your hand before you wrap your lips around his tip, swirling your tongue. “Shit… feels so fucking good.” He rasps.

His chest is moving up and down as he breathes deeply, exhaling from his nose as he grits his teeth, and you take him further into your mouth. It’s a little hard to adjust to his size but you do, bobbing your head as he brushes the back of your throat, making you gag slightly.

He moans loudly, bucking his hips up slightly. He pulls your hair back from your face, holding it into a ponytail, tightly, pulling at your hair a little. This makes you moan in return around him, his eyes rolling into the back of his head at the pleasure. The air in the room is thick now, the sounds of Chris fucking your mouth and his groaning filling the space. You can feel Matt’s stare on you, and your knees dig into the softness of the shaggy black carpet, your grip on Chris’s thighs tightening.

“Fuck.” He pants, and moves his hands down your back, your body bending slightly so your ass poked out, allowing him access to feel you up. He caresses the flesh of your cheeks, massaging them before he brings one hand down to smack you.

You jolt slightly, not expecting him to do that, and hum around him, your thighs clenching.

“Yeah? You like that?” he says, smacking you once more, making it sting a little. You make another noise of approval, his cock still stuffed down your throat but then pull out, with a response you’re later bound to regret. “Not hard enough.”

You look up through your lashes at him and your heart races from how mad he looks. When Matt gets that mad, his eyes glaze over, and his face is cold. But Chris smiles. Even though his eyes are hard, there’s a grin on his face that says, ‘You have no idea what you just started.’  It’s insanely attractive.

He then reaches next to him, the metal of his belt clanking. He folds it, and you see the genuine leather thick in his hand.

He grabs the back of your head, knotting his fingers in your hair. “Did I tell you to stop?”

You glance at Matt and his hand palms over the hardness in his jeans, his other hand gripping on the arm of the chair.

Fuck.

You take Chris into your mouth again, your ass in the air for him. He sighs as he slips back down your throat, dragging the belt across you. He does this agonizingly slow, your head working on him. Finally, he slaps your it on your ass, hard. You moan loudly, your nails digging into his thighs. “How’s that, princess?”

You breathe out hard from your nose, the harsh sting of the belt lingering. Chris rubs his hand over your cheek, soothing the skin there, allowing you a few seconds of relief before he brings it down against you again, a loud smack ringing in the air.

You cry out, tears forming in your eyes and bring your head up slightly, gasping for air.

See, the pain… the pain sucked. You saw red each time you were punished like this but after the few seconds of hurt passes, you feel a rush of euphoria, and tingles of pleasure you just can’t get enough of.

“Hm? Don’t got anything to say now? Is this what you wanted?” Chris says, his large hands squeezing and rubbing you, before bringing his belt down once more against you. All you can do now is whimper, your actions on Chris at a complete stop, while you grip his thighs, tears now streaming down your face, mascara running.

You look up at him through your pitiful tears, his teeth sunken into his bottom lip so hard it almost draws blood. Your face is flushed, lips red and swollen. “Fuck, you’re beautiful.” He whispers and your heart flutters at his compliment.

You wonder if Matt heard and flick your gaze to him again. His jeans are unbuttoned now, his black boxers showing, his hand still on himself but not moving. He smirks, enjoying the fucked out look on your face.

Chris then grips your jaw in his hand, forcing you to look back at him.

“What do you think Matt? Think she deserves to cum?”

“Give her what she wants.” He replies.

a/n: soooo this one was supposed to be a full one shot but i had to split it into two parts or else it was gonna be too long lol i had this idea in my head i just had to write it out, so i promise i'll work on the final part of my matt series soon!!

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[flamingpudding]

The Ghost King is my Uncle Drabbles

A/N: The original this sorta ties too: Original One Shot

>>Masterpost

Shovel Talks

Constantine swore up a storm of course only mentally. It wasn't like he was going to voice any of his thoughts right now. Not when he was faced with the good damn Ghost King. All he wanted was to summon one of his contracted demons to gather some information and what did he get the fucking Ghost King.

"Trench coat! We meet again. You worked on your manners, I hope?"

"Of course your majesty." Well he didn't but he avoided the freaking bats like crazy.

"Well I gotta thank you. Well you and my In-Law that's busy and asked me to substitute for your call since we meet and before and so on." The Ghost King casually waved his hand in a dismissive manner before looking around with his eyes sparkling in recognition and it sent a shudder down Constantine's back. "You are giving me the perfect opportunity."

Did… did the Ghost King just pull out a green glowing sword from a fucking portal and why did he have that glint in his eyes? Constantine paled. Why did this have to happen to him?

"If you will excuse me for a moment. I need to look for a Kryptonian real quick. I will deal with your problem right after. Promise."

With that the Ghost King phased through the floor apparently in search of Superman who just happened to be in the watchtower today. Fuck. Constantine run out of the room in mild panic and pushed whoever was on communication aside as he dialed for the bats. The moment someone on their end pick up he didn't bother to explain anything and just shouted for one of them to get their fucking ass here as fast as possible or superman was going to be history!

Okay that might also have sent the people witnessing his panic into chaos but this was a fucking emergency.

It was only minutes later that Batman did indeed arrived together with Nightwing and Red Robin with the Zeta-Tube at the watchtower to bear witness to Superman getting cornered by the Ghost King with Constantine bound by echo-bindings for apparently having annoyed the Ghost King with his pleading to spare the Kryptonian.

"Now I am sure I don't have to repeat myself but, IF you ever hurt Baby Bat a fate way worse than the Soul Shredder and the Nightmare Realm will be the least of your problems. The last guy that hurt my family is still in there and I will gladly make you permanently join him."

A cough resounded and Danny turned his head, a bright smile on his face as he spotted his little nephew and two of the little babies.

"Baby Bat, Baby Menace and Baby Stalker! I will be done in a little bit!"

"Ghost Ki-"

"Uncle Danny."

Batman let out a suffering sigh as Nightwing and Red Robin snickered.

"Uncle Danny. Why are you threatening Superman?"

"Because Jazz forbade me to use the Soul Shredder on humans but Superman is not human so I am allowed to use it on him."

"Uncle Danny, why do you want to use the 'Soul Shredder'" -as a joke Nightwing used air quotes- "on the him in the first place?"

"Shovel talk."

Batman chocked and Red Robin spluttered as Nightwing had a hard time suppressing a laugh. Constantine and Superman gapped at the Ghost King.

"You… are threading him for shovel talk purposes? What even is the nightmare realm?"

"A place you don't want to be in. Very traumatic and perfect to externally punish anyone that hurts my family in any regard as long as I am allowed to dump them there."

There was an added barely hearable grumble of "I would have sent the Joker and Ra's in there long ago if Clockwork weren't such a stick in the mud about keeping the timeline straight and their roles and bla bla bla."

Red Robin did a double take. Did the Ghost King just admit that he would have liked to sent their rogues into a place that was most likely hell? Wait didn't he mention sending someone in there permanently earlier.

No one noticed Superman slowly inching away from the blade still pointed at him while the Ghost King's attention wasn't on him. Well the bats noticed but didn't react to it, deeming it safer for the Super.

"Uh you said you dumped someone permanently in there?" Red Robin tried to keep the attention on them.

"Well yea." The Ghost King casually shrugged, adjusting the blade so Superman could no longer inch away from him. "I looked away from the Ice Mirrors for a week and someone dared to hurt Moma Bat. Of course I was enraged and snatched that guy off the street to permanently drop him in there."

There was a beat of heavy silence. Batman under his cowl bluescreened especially with how casually Danny just admitted at having snatched up his parents murderer to punish the man. Well that explained why he never found the culprit.

"Now If you excuse me little Babies I am gonna finish this talk with the Kryptonian and make sure he knows what will happen if he hurts Baby Bat."

With this the Ghost King turned back to the rapidly paling Superman with a feral grin. The Birds sweat dropped as Batman was still not mentally present, his mind still working through the information.

"Think I would be able to borrow that sword?" Red Robin suddenly asked as Nightwing eyed Batman worringly. "He only said that Great Grandma forbade him to use it on humans. He never said we couldn't."

"Don't let Robin or Hood hear that." Nightwing said, even if he wanted to borrow it himself too. With B mentally still checked out he had to act as the responsible one. That wouldn't stop him from asking their Ghost Uncle later if he could borrow the sword anyway.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #fanfic #crossover #tim drake #dick grayson #bruce wayne #superman #john constantine #DPxDC #Ghost Uncle Danny #Shovel Talks #dc x dp fic #crackish #no beta wie die like danny #drabble

[agusrkive]

Good Friend Ackerman

summary: Levi as your good friend who’s been secretly pining over you for years

cw: mild nsfw, whipped levi

you always wonder why your suitors disappear after the first date or even a few potential admirers that would suddenly lose interest after a few hangouts like “hey, I really enjoyed today and I wanna see you again.. call you later tonight?” or “let’s go see that exciting film tomorrow that you told me about last week! i’ll pick you up at 10~ xoxo” then boom! no calls, the number you have dialed is currently unavailable~ blah-bla-blah, cell is blocked, and no sign of Connie Springer from the bookstore.

“I really thought this one was into me, Levi.”

the raven just shrugged before sipping his tea. he ignored you, but the smug look on his face says otherwise. you rolled your eyes at him and he scoffed. he never really misses anything and that’s one of the traits you admire about him. though it sometimes irritates you with how sharp he is that you can never be sneaky with him. talk about multiple backfired pranks and earfuls from the devil himself, but you always managed to get away only because he lets you.

“what? don’t look at me like that. he was the one who initiated it and he said he’d pick me up, I thought he was just late. but there we’re no calls.”

…

“I think he blocked me.. oh no! what if something happened to him!? Levi, what do we do?!”

it’s his turn now to roll his eyes at you, shaking his head at your dramatic exaggeration. after being friends with you for years, that’s one thing that he’ll never get used to and he’ll never get tired of too. he thinks it’s cute, but he’ll never admit that to you. knowing you’ll never shut up about it and he knows you damn well enough to know that he’ll never hear the end of it with your annoying teasing.

“brat, calm down. maybe it’s a good thing he suddenly disappeared, you don’t even know him that well.”

you gave him a deadpan look.

“that’s exactly what a second date is for! to get to know him better, idiot!”

he flicks your forehead while giving you a headlock. he’s always too fast and you didn’t see it coming. you thought of flailing your arms for release or fake fainting, but knowing his strength and how you always lose to him. he will only let go once you say sorry, but that would only feed his unnecessary ego that he doesn’t need anyway. you try to think of anything, then an idea pops up in your head. a very stupid, childish idea. gathering all your strength, you wrapped your hands tightly around his grip on you as a distraction. then you pushed your behind into him very very hard.

you heard a moan.

and you both freeze—

for a moment, none of you uttered a single word.

then you realize what just happened, he didn’t just— no.. did he? oh god. it seems like Levi realized it too when he suddenly releases his hold and backed away from you as if you were a hot molten lava, which you feel like you are right now with how much your face is burning. involuntary, your hands reached up to cover your reddening face. you are still frozen in your spot.

“ohmygod.”

“shut up”

Levi lets out a grunt as he clutches his crotch in an almost crouching position. he was shocked when you pulled that stunt and all he could do was freeze. you are so stupid, how could you even think of that?he wanted to get mad at you, but he knows he couldn’t.. he’s too whipped and when you pushed into him so hard, he felt it everywhere, you. your ass on him, your plump ass against his dick that is now hard.. it felt so good.

Levi tries to think of anything than the thought of your ass against him, against his hard d- he closes his eyes and sighs trying to calm himself. pissed at himself for getting a hard raging boner that he has to take care of now, pissed at the fact that you know he got a boner because of you and he’s a little embarrassed. you’re still there in front of him with your back facing him and that ass.. Levi looks away, anywhere but your ass. his face flushed and you won’t even look at him, it’s better that way. of course what did he think?

he hates himself for being so horny like a stupid teenager and poor you, now you’ll probably look at him weirdly like how could he? someone who you thought of as a friend and even as an older brother had a reaction to you like that? although he doesn’t see you as a little sister, but you didn’t know that. did you?

_____________________________________________

pt. 2

the disappearance of connie springer

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[growingblooms]

Honestly if you’re struggling to manifest because you’re scared of the 3d and so you’re trying so hard to ignore it just STOP. You’re manifesting money and seeing ur empty bank account triggers you? Look at the bank account and affirm in front of it. You’re manifesting a million $ and you only have 100 in ur bank account?? Look at the damn bank account and affirm that you have millions. Affirm affirm and affirm in front of it. If you have the strength to assume the best without being triggered by the 3D, NOTHING CAN STOP YOU. You’re manifesting a small nose but you’re always scared to look in the mirrror so you decide to avoid it, STOP. You’ll end up reacting to the 3D everytime ur forced to look in the mirror. Instead HOLD the mirror, look and affirm that your nose is small. say that no matter what it is that you see right now, your nose is small. And then tell yourself that the 3d is ACTUALLY going to change. Istg you just do this and your fear of the 3D and all the resistance will be gone. You’ll look in the mirror next time and even if you see a big nose you won’t give a shit. You can’t be like “no yes I know I got my desire bc the 4D is the real reality bla bla bla” and then be scared of the 3d. Like what?? Don’t avoid the 3D. You own it with both bad and good circumstances.

#neville goddard #growingblooms #law of assumption #loa #affirm and persist #affirmations

[ahgasegotarmy116]

Rainy Days | Jeon Jungkook

Based off of Rainy Days by V (obvi lol) Summary: Rainy days I'm thinkin' 'bout you Pairing: f!reader x Jeon Jungkook Word Count: 1.5k~ a/n: This is my second time posting this because it didn't do too well the first time and I was really proud of it so I wanted to give it another shot. Hopefully some of you might give it a chance? Thank you for all of the new readers and thanks especially to the people who joined my Taglist!

Waking up to an empty bed again I'm hit with my new reality. You're gone, and nothing I could've said or done would've changed your mind. Checking my phone I've noticed that I'm always waiting for your call. One that might tell me that you changed your mind, that you're coming home.

One where you ask me to open the door, telling me you want to start over, but it never comes. It's been like this for weeks and yet I'm still reminded of your presence every damn day. Seeing memories of you in every inch of what used to be our home, now feeling incomplete with only myself to reside. 

Walking into the kitchen, I'm flooded with the countless time I would find you there, bathed in sunlight dressed in one of my shirts and making us breakfast early in the morning. I would hold your waist from behind, receiving a scolding every time for scaring you. Going to rest and unwind I'm reminded of our nights together, feeling content because after a long and hard day just the thought of holding you close and hearing you laugh was one of the many things about you that would keep me going.

In my art studio, where you would sit as my model and let me keep you as my muse, tracing your every curve and keeping my eyes trained on you to memorize your soft features. On occasion you would find me in there painting something more abstract and that was something that made you laugh the most, saying how silly they looked. I would make them time and time again just to hear you laugh like that everyday.  

No matter where I look you're always there, haunting my every thought. What I would give to go back to one of those moments again. To just be in your presence and feel your touch, with your lips on mine and hear you call out my name. Just one more time, one more time to prove myself to you.

But it would never work, no matter how many times I would ask you to come back so we could talk things out you would simply tell me that you don't love me anymore, that you've fallen out of love with me. That's the only excuse you've given me, nothing more, and nothing less. Telling me I did nothing wrong, that I'm still the same man you fell in love with, but that our life together just wasn't enough for you anymore. 

I hear a notification come in and see that it's a text from a friend asking if I'll go out for drinks with him but I decline, knowing that it won't do me any good. No matter how many times he's offered, telling me it'll be good to get out and meet new people I always end up saying no. I've come to the conclusion that love just isn't for me, if it's not with you then it doesn't matter. Starting over with someone just seems pointless, spending years with someone, thinking they're the one to just be told that you're not enough. No, that's not something I want to happen to me again. 

My attention is brought to the world outside my window, hearing the sounds of rain pitter pattering on the roof above me. Rainy days used to be our favorite, when we had no where to go and we could just stay inside all day. We would always crack a window just so we could hear the rain fall and the thunder rumble. Although you would tell me you weren't afraid, I would still catch you cuddling in closer when the thunder would sound and the lightning would light up the sky.

I thought we had gotten closer lately, that we began to understand each other better. But the day you told me it was over was the day that I realized that it was only me opening up to you, and you just pretended to listen. Thinking back I started to notice your blank stares more, how you would shut down telling me that you were too tired to talk today. Some days it felt like I was living with a stranger the way that you would move around the place avoiding me at every chance you got.

You started spending more time with your new friends and would text me saying that you were coming home late and not to wait up. By the time you would come back I would feel the bed dip alerting me of your arrival but you wouldn't bother to touch me, or even let me know that you got home safe. The next morning I would hear you close the door and receive a text letting me know that you got called into work early and would make excuses that you were putting in some extra work so you could show that you deserved a promotion and that things would go back to normal once you got it. 

Yet even when you had gotten it you became more and more distant, saying that there were a lot more responsibilities involved than you had anticipated. But when I would check your social media after you had cancelled another one of our dates I would see how you had spent your night partying and drinking. When I would confront you about it you would tell me that it was work related and that you were required to attend.

Many of those confrontations had ended in fights that would tear us further and further apart. I had decided to give you your space after that and when you would finally talk to me again it felt like you were only doing it because you felt guilty. I would get hopeful, thinking that things had gone back to normal and we could make up for all the time we lost but you would fall back into those habits again once you realized that spending time with me had become pointless. 

Towards the end of our relationship you had told me that you were going on a business trip and would be gone for several days. I had sent you off hoping that you would come back and that some time apart might be good for us. On the day that you were supposed to come back I didn't hear a peep from you. I decided that I should check in with you the morning after to just see if you might've gotten in late or if your flight home had gotten delayed and I wouldn't want to add to your stress if that had been the case.

When I had woken up I decided to give you until at least midday until I reached out and when I did, you answered and told me that you weren't coming home. When I had asked why you just said there was nothing left for you there. I had later found out that you had fallen for someone else and you had gone to meet them on your supposed business trip. You told me I didn't need to worry about sending you anything because you already had everything that you needed and to just throw away the rest.

Doing that was one of the harder parts of this breakup. Seeing all the things I had bought you and the clothes you had worn over the years that still held your familiar sent broke me. I had to have that same friend that invited me out come help me clear your stuff out because I couldn't bring myself to do it alone. I kept a few things that I couldn't bare to get rid of, "You sure you want to keep that? I know how much that meant to her, it'll just serve as another reminder of what happened" I nodded my head and set it to the side as well as a few other things before he took a couple of boxes out that held the life we shared together. 

Weeks after the breakup I still lived in denial, thinking this was all just a dream, that I would open my eyes and we would still be together. But as the days went by I would wake up time and time again to an empty bed. Reaching my arm out beside me and expecting to feel your warmth were the days that hurt the most. Thinking you would be here in my arms again and that things haven't changed. Then it would all come back and I would feel wide awake when that same reality hit me once more.

The way I'm living isn't healthy and I know that, but I can't seem to drag myself out of this endless loop I've trapped myself in. I'm not sure which one would hurt more, living with the ghost of you or living trying to forget you. That's something I don't think I could bare to find out yet, so I'll just spend those rainy days thinking about you.

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[gentlebeardsbarngrill]

Yes, the hate towards Taika and Rita as a couple is soo weird.

I saw so many comments on Fauxmoi Reddit (a miserable cesspool, never going back) about how they're 'annoying, cringe, only PR' bla bla bla. The thing is i genuinely didn't know they were together until a few months ago, so like 3 years later. People who seem to hate them seem the most obsessed with them.

The thing is they HATE her and ridicule her every chance they get (often for something as small as using a wrong word, as if thats not a completely normal thing), but trotted out the BS about 'he just wants someone young now' etc, like WTF. They were adults when they met, she was 30 when they got together (just Googled to check). he wasn't in a position of power over her (im pretty sure she's richer then him but I have no proof ha).

Also (obligitory we don't know them, i'm just going off things she's said) as you said, she's said multiple times SHE made it clear she wanted to be with him and knew she had to take it seriously because there were kids involved. Yet, people infantalise her when they have a chance to shittalk him ugh.

Sorry this is so long, it's been rattling in my brain for a while.

That place definitely does not sound fun. I get so irritated with people when they nitpick at little things. Not only that but she's bi-lingual for godsake she speaks English and Albanian, I get words confused all the time when I have multiple languages I'm working on at once and I'm only beginner level in 1, intermediate in another. That's how our brain works, it's very easy to do. People need to calm the hell down and mind their own business I swear.

You make good points, I mean she's an adult, they met as adults became friends as adults, fell in love, as adults. There's nothing wrong with that. It really is bizarre how obsessed people are with having to have an issue with them. It's also so incredibly degrading towards women in my opinion that they're so obsessed with age. How could Rita, a strong, empowered woman, possibly want a handsome, funny older man that makes her smile and laugh? *eyeroll* She made her own damn decision, no one held a knife to her throat, they need get over it. And no worries on the length, I get it, I've been feeling the frustration rattling it my head today too. I've spent most of the day though looking at BTS photos and videos when not working and that has helped significantly :) Thanks for chiming in on this! I know it's frustrating, you're not alone.

Sending love, enjoy those BTS photos from today! There were a lot!

Take care! <3

#anon #anon asks #anon answer #taika #rita ora

[mrchaosman]

*HI YOU GUYS.

*IT'S ME.

*EVERYONE'S MOST WANTED [[silly Dude who makes fantracks and Arts since 1998]].

*SCA.

*SCAMCAIR M. SCAMCAIR.

(Notice Kris).

*WELL WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE???.

* A [[PART]]NER, HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY.

*YOU LOOKS [[I CAN TELL YOU'RE LOST]] IN SUNDAY'S [[NIGHT OF THE SHINIGAMI]].

*ALL YOUR [[PARDNERS]] HAS LEFT YOU [[BEHIND........]].

*THE TRACKS HAS BEEN [blasted away]] RECENTLY.

*LIVING IN A DAMN TRASH BIN.

[[NyhhNyhhNyhhNyhh]].

(Punch the Trash bin).

*SO I GOT THIS [[DEAL]] FOR SOME RANDOM [[SHXT XT, NXRD]] LIKE YOU.

*IF [[UUUUUU]] LOST CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE.

*THAN YOU GOTTA TRUST THE [[A FRIEND INSIDE ME]].

*WHY THE [[SILLIES]] HATE THEIR [[CHILLER MELODIES melodies]] LIFE.

*WHEN YOU CAN BE A.

*[[silly goober]]

*[[Silly Goober]].

*[[SILLY GOOBER]].

*YOU HERED THAT RIGHT.

*YOU CAN BE A LIL' [[GOOFY GOOBER]].

*AND I JUST.

*WHAT YOU EXACTLY.

*WANT.

*THAT'S.

*......

*[[404 NOT FOUND]].

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

*YOU WANT IT, I WANT IT.

*YOU WANT [[404 NOT FOUND]], DON'T YA?.

*NOW I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU, AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO SHOW ME.

*YOUR [HUMAN_SOUL]].

*YOU ARE A LIGIN"NNNTR, AREN'T YOU?.

*YOU GOT [[POWER]].

*WHY DON'T USE IT [[IT'S WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TXME BEFORE OUR LXNXLY PXTHS CRCSSXD]].

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.

*HI YOU

*IT'S ME.

*SCAMCAIR M.

*SCAMCAIR.

(Buy).

*ISN'T THAT LOOK [[BEEN BLA-BLA-BLASTED AWAY, HYA HA HA!!]].

(if you don't have enough money).

*SORRY KRIS, I DON'T GIVE [[A DAMN]].

*COME BACK WHEN YOU A LIL' [[//YOU R-R-REALLY THOUGHT YOU CO-COULD JUST FOOL ME LIKE THAT, D-D-DUMMY?]]

(if the inventory was full).

*OPEN THESE [[SLUMS]] WIDE.

(when you buy).

*MHHHH DELICIOUS [[TUNERZZz?!?!?!]].

(Talk).

*WELL, I THOUGHT THAT [[YOU AIN'T MUCH OF A TALKER HUH?]].

(Our Deal).

*KRIS, YOU [[SILLIE]] I KNOW YOU'LL COME HERE [[EVERY NIGHT OF THE WINTER]].

*AFTER ALL, YOU JUST ANOTHER [[GOOFY GOOBER]] LIKE ME, RIGHT?.

*[NYHHNYHHNYHHNYHH]].

*BUT ACTUALLY, YOU [[I CAN YOU CAN]]????.

*LISTEN, IN [[THE DEPTHS]] OF CREEPA'S [[BRIDGE]].

*[[A GREAT DEAL]] IS WAITING FOR [[REST OF ETERNITY]].

*A STAR-PRICED

[[DISMANTLED MACHINE]].

*[[IT BEEN DESIGNED BY THE GOOD OL' CLASSICS YOU NEVER SAW (®) 1998]].

*KRIS THAT [[ANOTHER DIRTY QUILLER]] IS OUR [[ONE-WAY OUT]] TO MAKE YOU A [[GOOBER]] TO MAKE ME A [[GOOBER]].

*BEFORE YOU EVEN NOTICE IT WE WILL [[ON A SKATEBOARDIN' RACE IN FRIDAYS]].

*TAKING A BATH IN A [[BOILING LAVA]] WHILE YOU SET ON YOUR [[404 NOT FOUND]].

*BUT HEY, KRIS, DON'T [[PLAYYYiinnggg...!]] YET,

THE WAY IS GUARDED BY A [[A HIGH QUALITY SECURITY SYSTEM]].

*YOU'LL.......NEVER GET THERE.

*BUT WAIT, KRIS, DO YOU SEE THE [[QUIET FLOWERS]].

YOU BEEN AUTOMATICALLY CHOSEN TO BE THE WINNER OF THE GIVEAWAY.

*AS A [SERACH RESULTS]] ILL LET YOU BUY [[SHIKEY]] FROM ME AT THE [[VERY EASY WAY TO DON'T PAY YOUR BILLS]].

*[[C'MON PARTNER]] DO YOU THINK THAT IS A [[CRYPTO SCAM]]????

*I'M [[*=;£*#*]]ING MYSELF OVER HERE.

*JUST TAKE IT AND YOU'LL [[BEEN BLA-BLA-BLASTED AWAY]].

*THAT'S SOUNDS GREAT.

*SO KRIS, [[IT WAS MY PLAN AAALL ALONG]]:

BUY [[SHIKEY]] FROM ME, GET TO THE [[CRYPT]] AND GET ME THE EMPTYCD.

(Our Deal again).

*BUY THE [[PUISSANT]] [[SHIKEY]], GET TO THE BASEMENT AND FIND ME MY EMPTYCD.

*WHOA....WHY I JUST.......DO IT MYSELF??.

*KRIS, YOU [[LOSER]], YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'LL HAPPEN?.

*THE GUYS WILL.

*THE GUYS WILL.

*THE GUYS WILL.

*THE GUYS WILL.

*THE GUYS WILL.

*THE GUYS WILL.

*THE GUYS WILL.

(About Yourself).

*I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT A MUSICIAN AND PIXEL ARTIST GUY.

*NOW I'M [[QUE DIEU M'AIDE, OHHH DIEU, AIDE OHHH DIEU]] GUY.

*[[THE COOLEST, STRONGEST

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HANDSOME, DARKER EVER BEEN

HOWZIT GOIN' EYYY?!?!]]

*HAVING A [[STRXNG XDVXRSXRXXS]] WITH A [[EHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH]].

*AND SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT CURSED [[SOCK ON THE STICK]].

*BUT UNLIKE THAT [[STAR-EATER]] I'M GONNA [[REACH FOR THE SKY]] AND IN THE WAY OF....

[[LIBERTÉ CÉLESTE]].

*SOON I'LL.

*SOON I'LL.

*SOON I'LL.

*SOON I'LL.

*SOON I'LL.

*SOON I'LL.

*SOON I'LL.

*SOON I'LL.

*SOON I'LL.

*SOON I'LL.

*[[404 NOT FOUND]].

(The Knight).

*SPEAKING OF of [THE SHINIGAMI]]

KRIS, DO YOU KNOW THAT THE KNIGHT...

*[[NON, S'IL TE PLAÎT, JE SUIS DÉSOLÉ, JE NE VOULAIS PAS TOUT GÂCHER, S'IL TE PLAÎT, ARRÊTE.

ARRÊTE.

ARRÊTE.

STOPPPPPPPPPPP]].

*TOO MUCH OF AN EXCESS FOR A [[SCAMCAIR'S BIG BREAK]].

TAKE A GODDAMN BREAK..... IN HELL.

(Friend).

*ME.....FRIENDS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHH.

KRIS, YOU AND ME, ALREADY [[HOWDY PARTNERS]].

*WE DON'T NEED ANYONE.

WE DON'T NEED [[BONELYS]] OR [[COWKIDS]]

*WE DON'T NEED A [[WEIRD CHILD]] A [[BROKEN MASCOTS]] OR A [[EDGY HITMEN]] AT ALL

*THAT'S RIGHT.

WE DON'T EVEN NEED GRIMM.

*.......

*..................

*...................GRIMM.

*HAHAHAHAHAH, KRIS, DON'T TRUST [[ANYONE WHO IS LOOKS LIKE A REINDEER]].

*THEY ARE A CRIMINAL I TELL YOU, A CRIMINAL.

(Fear).

*WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?? ACCORDING TO MY KNOWLEDGE, THERE IS NOTHING TO BE [[SPOOKWAVE]]'D.

*EXCEPT ONE THING.

*...

*...........

*........ can anyone hear me, please help.

*WHAT, NO I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE AT ALL.

BUT WHATEVER IT IS,

*THEY WERE DIRECTLY TALKING TO YOU.

(our deal after buying The SHIKEY).

*SHIKEY.

(Leave).

*THE CASTLE, THE BASEMENT.

FIND IT.

*KRIS, YOU [[THE GREAT]] FUNNY [[PARASITE]].

YOU BROUGHT ME THE CD.

*OHH BOY, I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE SWEET TASTE OF [[GREATNESS]].

*NOW KRIS, DON'T BE A [[STUPID BONE MAN]].

*HAND. OVER. THE. CD.

AND THEN, WE'LL TRANSFER MY [[404 NOT FOUND]].

*THEN KRIS, AFTER, THIS IS REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT.

*GO BACK AND PUT THE CD, BACK, WHERE YOU FIND IT.

*DO IT.....AND YOU'LL GOT MY [[ENERGY_SOURCE]] WILL [[BRINGING MY STRINGS ONTO YOURS]].

*EVERY [[FRIEND INSIDE ME]].

EVERY [[BLAST]].

EVERY [[404 NOT FOUND]] IT WILL BE ALL YOURS, KRIS.

*SO, WHATCHA SAY, YOU LITTLE [[GOOFY GOOBER]]??.

*[[WARNING: IF YOU AGREED TO OUR TERMS OF SERVICE, OUR STORE WILL BE TOTALLY CLOSED]].

(TRANSFER not).

(TRANSFER).

*FINALLY, I KNEW YOU'LL [[AGREE]].

*KRIS, HERE I GO, BEGIN THE [[TRANSFORMATION PROCESS]].

(In the basement).

*[[ENERGY_SOURCE_LOCATED]].

[[REBOOTING...]].

*OH [[*AWOOO...HA HA HA HA HA... AND NOW...!!]] I FEEL GREAT.

*HERE I AM, KRIS, [[GOOFY]] [[GOOFY]] [[GOOFY]].

*[[GOOFIER AND GOOBERER]] THAN EVER.

HAHAHAHAH.

*FINALLY, THIS POWER [[IN MY HXNDS, XNCX MXRX.

* IT FELT XNCXMFXRTXBLX TO USE MY FXLL PXTXXNTXXL WITHOUT IT]].

*THIS POWER IS........LIBERTÉ

*LE CIEL EST PRESQUE LÀ.

*AND FINALLY, I NO LONGER HAVE TO BE JUST A ENTERTAINER ANYMORE.

*......

OR THAT WHAT I THOUGHT.

*WHAT IS THAT TWO CHAINS?,

WHY I'M NOT PUISSANT ENOUGH?.

*IT'S DARK......TOO DARK.

(Notice Kris).

*KRIS.

KRIS.

KRIS.

*YOU HERED THAT, YOU, I NEED YOU.

TO BE [[GOOFY]] WITH ME.

*VERY VERY [[GOOFY]].

*SO GOOFY THAT WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE THE PAST OF OUR FEARS.

*STAND UP WITH OUR HANDS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK AND INTO.

*C I E L.

(Pulls The Shifang).

*I JUST NEED THAT LITTLE [[SOUL]] YOU HAVE.

*HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHHYHYHYHYHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(Susie casted Rude Buster spell to knock Scamcair MAXIMUM).

Susie: Kris, the hell was that weirdo?.

Ralsei: Kris, we were been worried about you, So.

(Suddenly...).

*KRIS.

YOU HAVE [[//NOW LOOK W-W-WHAT H-H-H-HAPPENS WHEN WEIRDOS LIKE YOU TRY TO HAVE MORE FRIENDS T-T-THAN T-T-THEY DESERVE//]].

*WHY DID YOU TOLD THEM ABOUT [[SCAMCAIR'S GREAT BLASTING SHOOTOUT]].

*[[SUBJECT_DENIED_PROTOCOL1]]

*[[CHANGING_TO_PROTOCOL2]]

*[[INITIALIZING_SOUL_EXTRACTION_IMMEDIATELY]].

*TONIGHT, THE [[BAD K'E'D!!♪]] ARE GONNA [[have a BLAST]].

*ATTENTION EVERYONE, AND LISTEN CAREFULLY.

*SOME [[TROUBLE MAKERS]] MADE A [[MESS]] AROUND.

*KRIS, WAS THAT A [[BLAST]] JUST NOW?.

*WOW, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU THAT I ALMOST [[BLA-BLA-BLASTED YOU AWAY]].

*[[CIEL]] ARE YOU [[YOU CAN SEE ME]].

*IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE [[STRXNGXST]] FANTRACK EVER, [[YOOOUUU IDIOOOT, YOUR JUDGEMMEENT BEGIINS NOW]].

*EHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

(Battle starts).

(Check).

(Scamcair MAXIMUM 24 ATK 0 DEF).

(THE POWERFUL TASTE OF [[MAX]]).

(After the fight).

Red: He Used to be just like us, however, he was LESS successful than any of us.

Purple: His tracks wasn't that great at the beginning, and his products was never given an attention, he was always at his desktop

Yellow: ONE DAY, he got the right Message, he seems to that he found someone or let's just say "someone founds him", whoever he finds, they made him popular in the next mouth.

Blue: He than start to get successful, his face was literally everywhere, he even was lucky enough to be part of CREEPA'S mansion.

Red: we start feel jealous, so we stopped hanging out with him, I mean, isn't he BIG SHOT after all?, he no longer needs us anymore.

Purple: however, after the said mounts, everything went to chaos, it seems whoever helped him has totally disappeared, and with that, his products, his sales, his arts, his tracks, everything went down.

Yellow: in the day of he is gonna be evicted from the mansion, I go there to check on him, but I found nothing, his room was empty and there is only his computer, it seems that he smashed the monitor and jumped from the window, the headphones was still working, the only thing I ever heard was nothing but a strange static noise.

#deltarune #Scamcair #self insert #Mercair #spamton

[violetshideout]

JUST GOT AN IDEA

I’m obsessed with manwhas right now soo

Diluc and Wriothesley BOTH get “reincarnated” into the typical manwha troups with Wriothesley being the Duke of the north and Diluc and the side Villain who doesn’t want to die. Except Alice was the one who sent them into this world. Maybe they have a few traits of their original bodies or not is up to you. So Wriothesley doesn’t know a SINGLE detail of this story except that it was something Sigewinne or someone around him had read.

Diluc on the other hand TOTALLY read this book for either Klee or maybe Fischl either way he knows what’s happening and isn’t going to die on some other planet and wants to go home. So bla bla bla they fall in love and Wriothesley being suspicious of how this random person just knows what’s going to happen and stops it. He either does question Diluc about it or not cause this is his love and doesn’t want to cause distress to him.

So as the true story reach the ends they are both sent right back to Teyvat and neither of them know whether this person truly exists. So I think Wriothesley would be hurt by this and while continuing his job as the Duke would have people look for this person. Diluc would be sad like visibly sad and thinking he’ll never find this person or meet someone he loves as much as Wriothesley. So Elzer and Adelinde in an attempt to cheer him up they send him away on a business trip so maybe he goes from region to region and eventually ends up in Fontaine. As he’s in Fontaine he comes across that damn novel. But he’s still saddened by the loss of his once husband. So he buys the book and reads it maybe at a cafe.

However as he reads he notices the story is different and oddly enough is actually the story is the one he had lived through. With all the changes he had made. Confused he starts asking around about the story. Since I think Navia and Diluc would be great friends he falls into a conversation about the story with her. Finding out that a certain Duke had commissioned the story as a play off of the original. With Wriothesley somehow he finds out about this suspicious red haired man asking about the story. So somehow they meet but don’t exactly recognize each other but stay in contact cause like “this person feels familiar” UGHHH

Then they have to fall in love with each other all over again because I said so but also because they aren’t the same person as when they’d met. However they do still fall in love. Haha Kaeya in the background just like “wtf happened to my brother why’s he randomly acting like this” then when Diluc returns with good news he’s like “SINCE WHEN DID HE HAVE A BOYFRIEND? WHY WASNT I INFORMED!”

#genshin impact #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #genshin diluc #genshin wriothesley #wriothesley x diluc #wrioluc #genshin impact au #oh I’m in love with them so much #Kaeya not being informed of wtf his brother is doing until it’s over #poor Kaeya gonna have a heart attack cause of his brother #ragbros will always be strictly brothers in my stuff

[magxit]

The thing about KN is that she is now trying to play the victim. Like "Ooh swifties are after me and are being racist and focusing on my net worth" bla bla bla. But as far as I know, that's not how it started and why some swifties are now involved if they weren't prior to that. The thing started with that viral tweet comparing KN and Taylor and saying that Taylor is a downgrade because she doesn't have the body that KN has (big butt). So, a lot of black women were offended that Travis would turn around and date a white woman and were bodyshaming Taylor, all while black men were calling her an upgrade because of her net worth and were making fun of Kayla cause she was shitting on her own community by talking badly about them, and see how things turned out for her (begging for a ilring on insta, and no ring for her in the end cause she doesn't know how to shut up and constantly embararrasses Travis right and left). Swifties only intervened to defend Taylor from being bodyshamed. Now Kayla took that, and it's running with the narrative (insinuating) that Taylor's fans are after her, which, again, some of them are, but wayyyy after these people got Taylor involved. I don't think she was minding Taylor being bodyshamed, while others were calling her a baddie and saying she's way more good-looking than Taylor. In fact, I think she was enjoying it until it backfired because then Taylor's net worth was used against her. And if there's one thing we know about her, she likes complaining and asking about how other women can afford designer stuff etc etc, which clearly bothers her, so she switched stances and is now playing the victim and pulling the racism card. The same way journalists write negative think pieces knowing damn well what's gonna happen, but then act surprised when swifties call them out and go after them.

This is entirely an issue in the black community and interracial dating and shouldn't have anything to do with Taylor in the first place.

Plus, she gained around 50k new (pity) followers on insta, sooo??? Secretly, she's bitter and angry, all while trying to act like she doesn't care, but she clearly does cause she's not over Travis and feels wronged and blindsided by him for not marrying her. She lacks class. No rational woman would be on insta, insinuating that she's ready for marriage and trying to publicly pressure her boyfriend into proposing...

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[thelittlepingu]

⋞ The courage and a detail. }] く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡

Splatoon Manga/Coroika x Isekai? Reader

⋞ In the look of it you are.. struggling

19-Jan-2024 <-!!

[{ wooo never thought it's going to be like this!, but what is going to happen? Who knows, then let us seek what we are thriving.. our journey }]

The Nevermore has Spoken: why is it not enough? That a glimpse of light burns down the memory like Ash, and it's not enough.

[{Reader will be called [{Redacted}]/Familiar in this and Will be using They/Them pronounce just for Everyone to enjoy in every Page,this will keep going in the future page}]

<<Chapter 2 [{you here}] <- [{previous chapter}] Chapter 2.5 ->

Training time was over.. and it's about the right time.. The Blue team is probably already meeting the orange team.. probably.. you can't be sure but you can guess this is already chapter 2..

First thing first, Blue team lost to another inkling team, Goggles of course getting beat up by Rider Dynamo and him scolding? Goggles about how he lost to another inkling team but he beat Rider in the first round.. and bla bla bla it goes on, I'm not explaining that.. you already know the story. (You are talking to yourself)

Then the blue team faced again with the S4 which is ^The Army team^, though they didn't think they were going to face the S4 again.. and the list goes on, you wonder if you are late for the Show, you just can't wait to watch the Turf war up close..

. . .

In about a few hours you finally made it, the place is big.. and you are right on time it's not even started yet but there's a bunch of inkling, but hey you right on time you said!! wooh!! Good job yourself!, you then try to look for places to sit...

' Seems That is a good place, a place that is quite quiet, you are able to hear what is going on clearly there. '

Without a word or so you claim That seat.. in about a minute the game is about to start.. you are trying to watch but of course this is like a stadium, a lot of fans is Excited.. you don't blame them it's of course the S4, S4 is famous so yeah.. you are like S4 but not in obsessed type...

You know that they have their boundaries and you have yours too so even if you are well.. fan of them you just don't want to nag them and make them feel unsafe or discomfort

. . .

Ah seems the show is starting..

. . .

" We Are The Army. "

Even in the distance you can still know what he will be saying... Thank god you already read Coroika..

" These Guys have The worst luck... "

. . .

That damn line.. ah.. it seems Rider is sitting Beside you.. oh unfortunate, you wanted to say hi so bad.. but unfortunately too bad you can't, you wanted this line of story to go well you don't want to ruin it with your urge of desperation wanting to having chit and chat with him

' hah.. '

You can only sigh.. but then again the show is already starting, you hear the voice in the speaker.. it's Callie and Marie..

" Alright Let's Get The show on the road! "

" In turf war, who ink more than the opposite team using their Weapon will win! " " We shall be commentating! "

" On This Stage The team who reaches the upper ground first will be at an advantage! "

" The Stage is also a housing complex so there are jellyfish living hire! "

" Ready... GO! "

As it's seen.. the blue team inkling their base first... their practice is good but they are not that good.. it's not good enough in your opinion, they will eventually get splat with orange team weapons.. for now no matter what they do is useless... They have no chance of escape..

Ah... It does Look cool up close, in the Manga and here it's a lot different than you thought.. you shouldn't judge their Game too soon.. Their move.. tactics.. and all of them.. it just seems a little different than the book just the difference is you seeing this in your own eyes...

' huh.. as Cloak says, Orange team depends on their actions on Their Manual which is a lot.. so no matter what you do you are going to be dead meat, but.. if you maybe use something that inkling never uses in battle such as unpredictable move you have a chance to wipe their team.. it's their weakness... One and only. '

" it's not good enough. "

You hear what Rider is saying.. it's really true their straight is not good enough their tactics are not good enough, move and all of their doing..

Fail..

Fail... again..

But Unless if Goggles already goes into the apartment of where the jelly fish living and...

. . .

Ah.. you guessed it too soon..

Seems he is already there.. in the look of it Army is starting to sweat.. they are panicking, trying to look in the manual.. it's useless. There's no thing as Eating curry in the Game..

you stand up taking your leave.. you already know what happened and you don't need to know it..

. . .

It seems that Rider takes notice of you leaving..

. . .

Walking in the Inkpolist.. wasn't the best than you thought.. you are bored too bored.. but to be honest do you ever go turf war.. no you don't, now you have that in mind you wanted to try it

. . .

' The game took place of 4 vs 4 players, each team goal is the same.. whoever ink more win, use your weapon to ink and fight.. '

Hah.. you going to have fun

Standing beside a random player, you are the most excited one.. who wants to try this Turf war more than most of them...

About 5 rounds of playing.. you are exhausted.. but your spirit is on fire.. you wanted to play again but you feet are giving off not wanting to do it because it's too exhausted, your rando Team Compliment you on the game.. of how much you are so strong and fast or having those sick move

You feel like you are going to burst out because The amount of the compliment they gave you, you surely miss this even if it's not a game but in manga but it does still the same as the game.

. . .

It's getting late than you thought.. you should take a sleep...but Wait where are you sleeping, you don't have anywhere to sleep.. a house would be nice.. yeah nice... you just have to find a who Rent House around hire..

Eventually you find one that doesn't charge you too much of cash.. but still it's nice it already has furniture.. but your eyes just seek for bed..

And it's late you should go to sleep and probably sees the Game again tomorrow.. this day The Team Army Loose to the Blue team.. Army a inkling who pride himself huh...

. . .

Wait.

Is he an inkling or an Octoling?? You seem to see his ear round a bit.. he could be an Octoling.. Ah whatever you needed your sleep.

. . .

he is one...

[{ To Be Continued }] く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡

<<Chapter 2 [{you here}] <- [{previous chapter}] Chapter 2.5 ->

#splatoon rider #splatoon x reader #splatoon manga #splatoon goggles #splatoon #coroika army #coroika goggles #coroika rider #coroika #x y/n #x you #x reader #gn reader #isekai

[drawthething]

Welcome to DTT's gallery of useless text posts because I'm in the post-exam mood and bored!Today we shall discuss about:

"Obvious ways to NOT get scammed when opening commissions"

Now if you're a smart and capable human who's already so good at being an adult then you might not need these advices. But if you're kinda gullible and young and eat instant noodles for dinner sometimes like me, this post might be for you!

1. "You're up for commissions? DM me!"

See, these jerks probably follow the #commission tag on insta to find their easy target. You have the comm sheet right there clear as daylight and they STILL ask this thing in your post's comments. And they don't even want to DM you, YOU DM THEM! Absolutely horrible commission etiquette! I think it's best to ignore these comments even if you're not sure about their intentions.

2. Random acc with 2 posts and 200+ followers casually walks up to your DMs and says: "Will you draw my pet for 200$??"

Suuuper basic tactics for scammers to initiate their hustle. They're just soooo basic and soooo boring they can't come up with anything else for you to draw they HAVE to be like "I don't give a damn about what you usually do or what weird fandom hyperfixation pills you're on but here's an easy-to come-up-with art idea!". And a fricking fortune for pets portraits?? Come on.

Yes, check the account too if you smell something fishy. Even if it's profile is an innocent old looking lady who seems really rude at texting for some reasons, it's worth being cautious about.

3. "Aww man something's wrong with your PayPal link, can you send me your email name instead?"

Now of course I'm not saying everyone who wants a pet drawing is a scammer. If you're still unsure or see nothing suspicious about the client, feel free to continue the conversation!

But oh noooo, every damn time they seem to have some fricking issue with your PayPal link! They DEMAND to know your email! Or offer to send the payment in some really vague foreign way. Alrighty, no big deal yet, it's not like they want to know your Roblox password or GG search history right? Let's see what might happen next!

4. Nope, no payment sent, but oooo, new email! So fun, let's check!

BAM! An "official" mail from PayPal. Some weird issue occurred and *inserts bullcrap explanation* now you have to like, send them back 500$ out of nowhere! Wait, what?!

Calm down, don't do anything yet (even if the "client" is so rudely pressuring you cuz you 'own' them cash now) Go through everything as thorough like it's your life crisis and notice that this email has an embarrassing typo! Perhaps... this is not a PayPal mail? Well no crap! You know exactly who sent it you silly goose! Plus these losers do be using ugly ass fonts amirite? Smh.

5. They're so obviously not interested in your art

Some of these bastards are just so vague about what they want for their art, you know? Instead of going on and on about the details, like do they want it coloured or not, what the artstyle is, yada yada bla bla bla, all they're excited about is getting to the payment part! The fun part of the hustle, yayyyy!! Oh and they're oddly rude and distant in the way they talk sometimes. Unacceptable even for scammers! If you want my money at least be nice!

6. So what do you do with these guys?

Block, delete, report and run!! And if you're still mad at them for lying to you, don't forget to tell those mfs to get a life instead of trying to scam someone who already knows how to make terrible financial decisions!! (it's me, I'm someone)

Pls remember though, don't jump to conclusions early yet. Now you don't want to accidentally block an innocent respectful person, do you? Trust your instincts!

Aaaaand that's all I have! Thank you for reading this nonsense, you truly are a delight! Please be safe, be cautious and be a decent human being who don't try to scam people!

Love ♥️

#just casually bitterly revealing my lore while looking out for other art folks over here #i'm actually surprised to find out that these happen so often to other artists too #and i encountered with my fourth scammer on insta last week sooo #disclaimer i have never lost money because of these scammers before #but yes those bastards have paid visits to my DMs kinda often for some reasons #i should make a calendar for them that'd be fun #commissions

[fixfoxnox]

When I first started reading SitO I had no idea who Jackson was and when I looked him up and saw he was the guy you play in the nuke mission in the original MW I was so glad to see you use him because the part where he dies was one of the only two scenes I remembered from that game. Recently I learned there were scrapped mission objectives that were going to have him survive the nuke. Now all I can picture is Jackson's survival being a well known thing in military circles and him making cracks about it to other people because whose gonna tell the guy that got nuked he can't joke about it? "Gaz please, this mild fever is nothing compared to the heat of the nuclear bla-" followed by Gaz trying to suffocate him with a pillow. He and Ghost start trying to out dark humor each other about their trauma while everyone around them is horrified.

AJDNNFJFJF NO PLEASE BECAUSE I KNOW THAT JACKSON IS SO EXCITED ONCE THE 141 KNOWS ABOUT THE REBIRTH STUFF SO HE CAN FINALLY CRACK JOKES ABOUT DYING

"Jackson don't do that, its dangerous."

"Can't be worse than a nuke lmao"

Gaz: *doing anything*

Jackson: damn, you make me hotter than that nuke did baby holy shit

Gaz absolutely hates it. Ghost is actually getting along with Jackson for the first time since knowing him. Soap is horrified every time. Price is silently resigned. Roach has been dealing with this for years (Roach has Jackson in his contacts as "🍄☁️" and Roach is in Jackson's phone as "🔥🪳" no one but them and Ghost think that its funny)

I also know Jackson would drop a "Where's another nuke when you need one" when he's in any situation that he doesn't want to be in lmao

Also I've lowkey been very surprised at how many people have told me that they didn't know Jackson before reading my fic. I really shouldn't be surprised since he only has like 4 missions though andjfnnfnf

It lowkey makes me wonder if there are people who think/thought that Jackson was an OC when I first introduced him. ALSO I WISH THAT JACKSON LIVED OMG

Fun facts about when I played Jackson's missions:

When I got to his first mission it took me like 30 minutes to do because I didn't realize I wasn't playing as Soap anymore (I talk a lot while playing games and was not paying attention bdbfjfnf)

So they're calling for Jackson to go do things and of course I don't realize I'm Jackson, so in my head I just have to wait for this npc to do something before I can continue. So for like 30 minutes I'm sitting there listening to them scream for Jackson to do something and I'm like "Damn this Jackson guy needs to get his shit together this is taking forever"

Then eventually I just went and did it and they were like "good job Jackson" and I was hit with the sudden realization of "oh shit I'M JACKSON"

Also after the Nuke cutscene happened, I was still like chilling and legit said outlook to myself "wow, I wonder how his next mission is going to handle this" like two seconds before they flashed the KIA on the screen sjdnfnnfnf

I am also deeply chaotic while playing Jackson for some reason like I full on do the dumbest shit while playing his missions snfjfbbf it took me forever to get through them on veteran cause I kept getting run over by the tank lmao

#thoughts with luke #you asked luke #something in the orange #paul jackson

[short-black-diamond]

I have been BLESSED 😭

That was gorgeous, thank you so much for that! I’m amazed you wrote all that, I was honestly expecting something way smaller. You captured everything so well, I’m in love 💜

You’re right, we don’t like Kamille in this house 😤 She finally tried to make it up to Julia, but it took her a week??? And she still hasn’t apologized??? And she did it in the most un-Julia way ever???

NO BUT LIKE SHE IS THROWING HER A PARTY- WHICH JULIA DIDN'T REALLY LIKE AND DIDN'T EVEN APOLOGIZE LIKE YOU SAID AND I'M SO MAD AT HER FOR THAT

ATATATSUIFD BSJHSEDMTRJBHR

Like I'd like it more if Kamille would make a much more personal present for Julia and not some glasses with a nose, I would have liked for Kamille and JUlia to actually sit somewhere and talk

Talk about everything that's happened and Kamille clearing up the misunderstanding of Julia thinking that Kamille likes Sahed or just talking with each other.

Julia must have someone close to her to vent to, and the person she's been closest to is not even thinking of staying by her side.

I mean sure, Kamille stayed here because she didn't want to get married, but does she not feel respinsible for the fact that she pulled Julia into this as well? Julia was only thinking of going back with Kamille. The only reason she came back was for Kamille. The reason she signed that damn contract -albeit dying accidently- was also because of Kamille.

Julia is such a good person and it pisses me the fuck off that Kamille doesn't even aknowledge her, too engrossed in spending time with her crush, like girl, have you ever heard the term "bros before hoes"???

Anyways the grandpa looks very handsome in his earlier days!

I hope we can know more in the next chapter -about the grandpa's past- and Kamille giving her a proper apology.

I think Kamille will vent to Rainah about it, as in Rainah telling her to apologize and bla bla bla

I wanna know what Julia's been imagining about Sahed as well because of those clouds but oh well

Also tell me if you want me to write something else ok?

#marionetta #marionetta x reader #kamille #i hate kamille so much now #julia is my baby #sahed is such a handsome guy #sahed x reader #julia x reader #kamille slander

[moonknightismyhero]

@ayatoshrimp there you are. I hope it’s for your liking

Pairing: Steven Grant/Reader (y/n)

Warnings: smut-ish, Steven’s balls y’all, kissing (is it even a warning?) shy!Steven, dom-ish!Reader, pure sin.

Summary: Reader alias You read about a thing called “Ball pleasure”. You thought that it was funny and started to read it. And soon find out that it would be a great idea to try it out. Luckily you have a loving boyfriend.

Guilty Pleasure

You were scrolling through the internet as usual. Steven was away. He had to get back to the museum for an extra shift. Donna is a real pain in the ass sometimes with Steven. It’s not enough that she always says his name wrong…. No, she has to have Steven in on his free time.

“Now what the hell is this?”

You say it out loud when you look at an article

“Ball Pleasure? Is this a joke?”

You opened it and you were speechless.

“Omg. A man’s ball sack is more sensitive than the penis. Bla….bla….bla…… you can even make someone come with only pleasuring the balls. Don’t worry your partner would love it.”

You finished reading and you were blushing. In your head there were different scenarios where you caress Steven’s balls and him coming undone with only your hands and mouth.

You hear the front door open and you quickly slam close your laptop and look at the door. There he is. Your boyfriend..

“You’re early Steven. I though you only come home at 6.”

“Yeah. But Donna was furious again. A bunch of little kids tore down one of the exhibitions and Donna closed down the museum and of course she called me Stevie again as usual…. But that’s not important innit? “

He said and approached you and kissed you and hugged you from behind.

“ Anyway why are you blushing. Do you have a fever? Should I call the ambulance?”

He was concerned about your well-being and pressed his palm to your forehead. Little did he know what you had just read about. And damn you wanted to do it with him. You looked up at Steven and swallowed audibly. You bit your lower lip.

“No….no of course not. I’m fine. I swear. Just so hot in here. Oh it’s just you.” You said and kissed him on his lips. He was eager to taste your lips and mouth. You then wrapped your hands around his neck and deepened the kiss. You were always the more dominant one, but you never actually had an opportunity to be like one.

As the kiss deepened, you started to slowly undress him. First his cardigan and after his shirt followed. You traced his upper body with your hands. He was making tiny noises of pleasure. It was music to your ears. You stroked his chest carefully up and down, and you were so turned on by him. Always.

“Oh…. My god Love. Is it going where I thing it’s going?” He asked and immediately moaned when you peppered kisses on his neck. You licked up his Adam’s apple and he was clearly impatient.

“Well yes. And I promise Steven, you’ll never forget this day. Cause I have something for ya.” You whispered in his ear and bit his neck under his ear. He moaned and rubbed himself to you. It was clear that he’s ready for you. But he never knew what’s your plan with him.

“Omg. Darling please. I need you.” He was grabbing onto your shirt for dear life. He really enjoyed when you caressed him. He felt loved and wanted.

“Be a good boy and get on the bed. But first let me undress you. Will ya be a good boy and do it for me?” You asked and his eyes were a little darker. It was simply beautiful. He blushed and you saw his his dick move. He was hard already. Ready for you.

“Wha…..I…yes I am. I’ll be a good boy.” He stuttered and after he bit his lower lip to surpress a moan.

“Good.” You simply said and lowered yourself on your knees in front of him. He was holding the side of the table for dear life. You then unclasped his belt and purposely touched his clothed crotch. He was making tiny moaning noises. You could feel yourself getting wetter and wetter. You then unbuttoned his jeans and slowly got it down on his crotch area and then down his legs. You quickly got rid of his pants. He were just in his boxers. You looked up at him and he was watching every movement you made: he was clearly out of breath.

“Oh my look at you. All hot and bothered because of me.”

“Darling please I…. I was a good boy please. Please just do something.” He almost whined

“Oh…. Don’t worry I will. But first let me get this off first.” You hooked your fingers in his boxer and slowly slid it down. Finally his cock spring free and he let out a moan.

“Oh… God.” Said Steven and didn’t even looked down.

“What do we have here?.” You asked and grabbed his cock. You were obsessed with how his cock made a twitch when you grab him. Even if he’s fully dressed. He now moaned a little louder and threw back his head. He was clearly on the verge of coming.

“Be good Steven and open your legs for me.” He simply opened them wider and now his balls were freely hanging. That’s it you licked your lips and grabbed his ball sack gently. He was delighted that you finally touched him. You then started to massage it. He was moaning a little louder and he was enjoying this.

“You know. When you got home I slapped shut my laptop because I was reading something. Something naughty….. did you know that men can come only because you caress their balls? I betcha you did not know it either. So that’s what I wanna do today. I want you to be a good boy Steven and obey me. Can u do it for me?”

His eyes were rounded out and he was panting.

“Y…..yes my Love. Please I need you. I’ll do whatever you say.”

“You really are something Steven Grant.” You said and sucked on his ballsack. He never felt this before. He liked it. He was cursing under him nose when you were running your tongue on his balls. It was more intense….. more intimate.

“Oh my G…God (y/n)! Please….” He said and his cock twitched. His tip was already leaking pre-cum. You smiled and pooped one of his testicle into your mouth and you heard him moan again.

“I’m gonna use my hands too. But I’m not gonna touch your cock. I only touch your balls, do ya understand?”

“Yes…. Yes I understand.” You simply murmured ‘good’ and you popped the another testicle in your mouth and with your hand you started to massage the other. He was in pure bliss. And he let you know it. His lips say your name repeatedly. Over an over again while you suck and massage his balls.

“Fuck Steven. You’re so good to me. Maybe I’ll let you come. What do ya say? Have you earned it?”

“Y…ye…ahh…. Yes. Please. I am so close.”

You started to massage his balls a little more harder and he was ready to come undone. He was gripping the table for dear life cause he’s afraid he’s gonna pass out.

“ I want you to look at me while you come. Start now, or I’ll stop.” You commanded and he was fighting with himself to look down at you. He was totally embarrassed that you were playing with him in another way. Buy he looked down and oh boy you looked so delicious playing with him and kissing him down there.

“Yes Steven. I give you permission to cum. But you have to watch me while you come. I like to see you face while you do it.” You then started to massage him more eagerly with your mouth. You run your tongue over one sensitive spot and he let out an animalistic growl.

“Thank you Love….. I….. I’m coming…oh God….” He moaned and you pressed on his balls more harder and he cum. Oh boy. His come started to paint your face and it was a lot more than usual. He truly enjoyed every second of it. You licked your cum coated lips and tasted him. He was so hot standing there, body shaking with pleasure.

“Oh sorry Love. Let me grab a towel quick.” He said and ran into the bathroom. Grabbed a towel and handed it to you.

“Thank you.” You got up. Well Steven help you get up and wiped off your face.

“So how was it?” You asked and handed him his boxer.

“Thank you Darling. It was amazing. We….. ya know we can do this more often…” he admitted and you just smiled at him and kissed him on the lips.

“Noted.”

Omg. There it is. I enjoyed writing this. Thank you for the idea. I hope you like it. ❤️❤️

#moon knight #marc spector #steven grant #jake lockley #khonshu #steven with a v #knight #moon #steven grant x y/n #steven grant x reader