#but the default is often g&s

[sargeant-bxrnes]

leon’s nsfw alphabet [re2 version]

࿐ ˚ . ✦ warning(s): definitely +18. explicit sexual content/descriptions of male & female bodies. [my english is a warning on its own, as always.]

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A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

Oh this man is THE best at this, he's so attentive and knows exactly what you need simply by looking at you. He's gonna clean you up, feed you, cuddle you (he loves post sex-cuddles to death), and whatever else you need. If you're not used to being pampered to that point, you'll probably feel a bit smothered by his affection. But don't be, he means well, he's just trying to show his love.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

The man is obsessed with you. Utterly. He likes everything about you, from head to toe, including those things not even you like about yourself. He likes your hair, your eyes, lips, your tits, hips, god... your thighs, your ass and of course, your pretty pussy. But he's not shallow, never will be. He appreciates you entirely.

About himself... Leon would probably choose his arms, his hands or his back, mainly because it's where your hands trail around more often, and he's proud you like his physique.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically.)

He is pretty responsible, let's state that. He knows that getting you pregnant by accident is literally the last thing you two need at the moment (unless things are stable and you two have talked about it.) He'd use a condom by default, however if you're on the pill, he'll drop the condoms in a flash, wanting to fuck you raw.

He likes to finish inside you, whether it be your mouth, pussy or wherever you're taking him, since he claims there's nothing better than that feeling.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Leon is a switch, so it's not rare for you to take the reins every now and then, especially when he’s tired after a long day. — However, deep down Leon wants you to completely take over, at least once. To control down to the last detail, the position, pace, if it's sensual or rough, to make him hold back his orgasm until you're ready to take it, or overstimulate him to the point he's a blabbering mess, simply because you don't want to get off his cock.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

Up until that point in his life, Leon is very in sync with his emotions. He's not the type of guy who sleeps around, he needs an emotional bond or any sort of feelings to have sex with someone, which meant he wasn't very experienced when he met you.

Still, he's a quick learner, it wasn't long before he picked up on what you liked and got really good on it. He knows what angles you like for him to fuck you, exactly where to curl his fingers when he's fingering you, and how to twirl his tongue around when he's eating you out.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

He's a simple man, he's not gonna go for the most eccentric position or anything pulled out of the Kamasutra. He likes to look at your face while he fucks you, it feels more special and intimate for him, makes him feel closer to you. Plus, looking at your face makes him get harder.

Missionary is his to go position, with your legs over his shoulders when it gets rougher. But... if you ride him? He's gonna go straight to heaven.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He will occasionally say a thing or two that will inevitably make you chuckle or giggle, but he doesn't take intimate moments as a joke, he's really into it, he takes pleasuring you and himself seriously, since it's something very important for both.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Leon honestly couldn't care any less about it. He keeps himself trimmed or shaven if you ask him to be, but he has no problem with body hair, he thinks it's natural. As for your body, he'll like you no matter what you do, it's up to you and your comfort. Hair or no hair, he'll love you and fuck you either way.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)

(Let me pretend RE2 didn't happen like that for a sec) Ever since he began working at the Police Department, he was considerably busier, or more tired than he used for be when he was just at the Academy. When you are having sex is one of the few moments where you two are completely alone and able to enjoy each other's company. So it is a pretty big deal to both. And you better believe he's gonna make the best out of it.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't have much time to do it nowadays, and whenever he feels the urge he always restrains himself from acting on it, wanting to wait until he's with you. He doesn't see the point of using his hand (which doesn't compare to you at all) and being selfish when he could just go home and bury himself in your pretty pussy, offering both of you pleasure and orgasms.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Leon has experienced a bit but not enough to know all the things he likes yet, he's discovering it with you. All he knows is that he gets off on praise, both giving and receiving. It makes him feel even better when he knows you like what he's doing to you, makes him feel confident.

He's also into overstimulation, even if he doesn't do it consciously. He just likes to pleasure you as much as possible, making you cum as many times as he can, and the poor guy doesn't even notice your poor pussy cannot take another orgasm. He means well though, and he stops when you ask him to.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He's not into risky stuff (yet), so your bedroom or apartment is the best place for him, where he feels more comfortable and at ease, free and willing to let loose and fuck you like you deserve to be.

However, if the urge presented itself and it was impossible to ignore, he'd be willing to fuck you in your car. Nothing riskier than that, because of course, he's a police officer and has to set an example, right?

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Oh, this one it's easy. Everything. You turn him on. You don't even have to try sometimes, you just have to be yourself, walk like you do, sway your hips, laugh with that beautiful laugh of yours, or kiss him with your pretty lips. And God... if you wanna get him going really fast? Kiss his jaw, or his Adam's apple.

Oh, and also? When you hold on to his biceps when you kiss him, pressing your body against his, that'll turn on a switch inside him instantly.

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

Sharing. He really, really doesn't like to share, especially not you. Also, nothing that will cause you any sort of pain, he'd hate himself if he ever hurt you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

If there's one thing Leon loves is to come back home and have you welcoming him by dropping to your knees and taking his cock in your pretty little mouth, giving him the head of his life, sucking away all the worries he had along the day.

But more than anything he loves to give. Leon is definitely a giver, it's in his nature to serve and help others, and this definitely transfers to the bedroom.

If it were up to him, he would eat your pretty pussy for breakfast, lunch and dinner. He likes to eat you in all the positions possible, while you lay on your back, while you're on all fours and from behind, and if you're up for it? He's a happy man if you ride his face or sit on it. He's obsessed with how you taste, and damn... the way you moan and whimper his name gets him harder than anything else.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He always fucks you in the perfect pace, depending on what you both need that day. If you two were tired, then slow, sensual sex is the way to go, a slow roll of his hips into yours as he mumbles praise into your ear while he rubs your clit with one hand and rolls/pinches your nipples with the other.

If you two are in desperate need of release, then he's gonna be faster, his hips thrusting harder into yours, his grip on your body firmer as he pounds into you, chasing your orgasm and his.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He's needy. Not that he'll ever admit out loud. Which is why this is conflicting, he doesn't like to risk getting caught that often, but at the same time he's sometimes so fucking horny for you he can't keep his dick down, so if the opportunity presents and it's not too risky, Leon will never turn down a quickie. At least not when it's on a decent moment. But most of the time he forces himself to keep it in his pants, at least until you're back home where he can fuck you properly.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's willing to experiment in the bedroom as long as you want it too, and as mentioned before, as long as you're not at risk. If it involves harming you, then he's gonna need some time to get courage to do it; even with your consent. For example: Spanking, choking, tying you up... all of that, it's gonna take sometime for him to warm up to it.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

His stamina has increased noticeably since he began training for the Police, so he can last two to three rounds, and it's up to you how long these last, but if it were up to him, he'd be at it all night, with some breaks of course but he doesn't tire easily.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Leon doesn't own any, but if you happen to own some, then he'd be down to use them on you while you have sex, with the purpose of teasing the life out of you, but he'd never, ever let you cum because of them— what kind of boyfriend he'll be if he lets you cum around some piece of plastic and not on his fingers, his mouth, or even better, his cock? He's always gonna finish the job himself.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

The truth is that he teases you without noticing it. He doesn't think too much of it when he walks shirtless around the house, when he flexes his biceps doing random chores, or when he grunts and groans while he works out. Oh... but when he catches on? He's gonna continue teasing you until one of you both breaks. (It's more often him than you, though, man's pussywhipped lowkey.)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's not exactly loud, but he's not quiet either. He's not shy about moaning, or praising you, and if you’re really close to him, you'll maybe get lucky and hear a whimper or two.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Leon set himself the rule that you have to cum at least two times before he even allows himself to feel any sort of pleasure. Not only because he wants to make sure you're completely satisfied, but because he wants you nice and wet when he slides inside you. Simple man of simple pleasures.

X = X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants, picture or words)

He's a good 8.5 inches, which is impressive. However Leon doesn't get cocky or brag about it, and if you compliment his size he'll just chuckle and downplay it (even if deep down he knows he's big.)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He's stressed all the time, to be fair. And as if he wasn't already a man with high libido by nature, his stress transforms into even more libido, so he's horny and needy all the time, there's no point in lying. Sometimes he's in the middle of his shift, and can't stop thinking about how badly he wants to fuck you, or eat you out— he constantly has to remind himself to get it together.

Z = ZZZ (... how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Leon is only able to fall asleep once he feels you sleeping in his arms, comfortable and safe. His heartbeat will sync with yours, and he'll bury his face in your hair or neck, depending on the position, the feeling of your breath against his skin, your heartbeat, your warmth... it's the perfect lullaby to send him to sleep.

#leon kennedy smut #leon #leon kennedy x reader #re4 leon #resident evil leon #leon kennedy #leon kennedy fanfic #leon kennedy fluff #leon kennedy angst #leon kennedy x you #Leon Kennedy one shot #leon kennedy imagine #leon kennedy blurb #leon kennedy smutty

[sourxcherri]

NSFW Alphabet (Choso)

Minors Do Not Interact. Minors and Ageless Blogs will be blocked.

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Choso is at your beck and call after sex and will not rest until you're fully taken care of, even if you fall asleep while he's cleaning up and taking care of you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) He hasn't really thought about it but he would say his shoulders. He loves all of you and can't pick a specific part.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Unless you tell him to otherwise, he's finishing inside you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He has gotten off while watching you sleep before. He didn't want to wake you up to take care of him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Not very experienced and needs some guidance, but is more than willing to do whatever you ask him to.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Missionary when he's feeling particularly needy, but also likes letting you have full control when you ride him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Not very goofy at all, he's too focused on making you feel good.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) A bit unruly down there, but if you ask him to he will trim it down.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Does his best to be as romantic as possible.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Once he found out how good it can feel he'd get himself off at least once a day. Once he starts dating you he rarely touches himself unless he's desperate.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Breeding kink, marking (bites/scratches/hickeys,) Praise Kink (receiving,) Body worship (on you.)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Your bedroom, and maybe other areas of your home. The thought of doing something in public and getting caught does not appeal to him at all. He's possessive and the thought of someone else seeing you like that makes him jealous.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Fleeting touches, praising him, and playing with his hair. Also "accidentally" grinding on him while cuddling.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) He won't share you, so threesomes are no. He also doesn't like to degrade you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Choso will beg to go down on you. It is his favorite activity and he can think of no sweeter taste. He swears some days he can cum untouched just from tasting you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) His default is slow and sensual because he wants to make you feel as good as possible and worship you. You have to ask him to be rougher with you unless you've managed to work him up from teasing him all day.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) He prefers full proper sex unless he's really really worked up.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He's kind of vanilla when it comes to experimenting, so unless you're the one suggesting something, he probably wouldn't even think to try it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He has blood manipulation, he can go for as many rounds as you want.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He doesn't have any of his own, but will use yours on you if you ask him nicely.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He's more likely the one to be teased than to do the teasing.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Choso has no shame in how loud he is, and will not hold back his moans and whimpers. Why should he hide how good he feels? Will also do everything in his power to get you to be loud too.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) He's surprisingly not embarrassed by much for someone with as little experience as he has. He also has zero issues with period sex.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) He's about average length but is quite a bit thicker. You have to do some extra prep to fit him.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) So high. He would go several times a day if you let him.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Once you're taken care of after sex, the second he curls up with you he's out. Post coital cuddling is mandatory for him.

#jjk smut #jjk x reader #choso x reader #choso smut #cherri writes #jjk alphabet

[fischltao]

BF TSUKKI<3

plot: random bf tsukki headcanons. reader insert.

a/n: your honor i love him. also i wrote this on a whim while listening to body paint by arctic monkeys

proofread?did i proofread this??idk :D

"and if you're thinking of me, then i'm probably thinking of you"

tsukishima wakes up super early to have enough time to be a hater

he really doesn't, he probably sleeps super late, spending the time on his phone and wakes up moderately early, like 10-11 AM

doesn't want akiteru to find out about him being in a relationship, he'll probably annoy him the fuck out and make him uncomfortable

so you don't really hang out at his house and the one time akiteru saw the pair of you walking down the street, he jumped in to ask you if you were his s/o and you kinda lagged out, not really knowing what to answer since you knew kei didn't want him to know for the time being but also feeling guilty for lying

kei saved it though

lmao no he didn't, akiteru was sure that you were his partner after that encounter

you, kei and tadashi are such a power trio,its kinda like those shonen trios (nobara/megumi/yuuji, aki/power/denji)

ukai teases you a lot as his assistant and eventually takeda sensei starts doing so too in his own ways

but whenever hinata or kageyama do so, tsuki goes well, tsuki mode

tanaka and nishinoya probs ogle after you but when guys from other teams do so they protect you out of respect for you and their teammate's honor

tsukishima often sends you songs that remind him of you, he never outright tells you so but you figure it out after the first few times he sends them to you.

looks over at you after scoring a point or doing a great block to see your reaction, his chest swells with pride

dumbass (affectionate)

tries to annoy you a lot but you know it's out of love

you're kind of like the default settings for him. sad? go to y/n. happy? y/n. wants to go out? y/n. is hungry? y/n might be hungry too so he's gonna pick up something extra for you too.

would die if he made you feel uncomfortable, like you don't understand how sick with himself he would feel if he ever made you feel like that.

super proud of you when you say something he would to the team. everyone's like "YOU CORRUPTED THEM >:(" and he's in the back smiling smugly and patting your head.

cuddly when sleepy. my brother in christ will on god lay on top of you, literally almost crush u, push his face in your neck and whine but as soon as you coo at him and say something along the lines of "aw is my baby sleepy?" he'll DENY e v e r y t h i n g. he's worse than youtubers getting caught red handed committing a crime. like tf you mean, there's literally evidence📸

he thinks about you so much throughout the day, you're his safe space <//3

he is kind of insecure though. when he notices other teams approaching you, it's then that others' comments about him begin to soak in.

of course he wouldnt admit it but you can see it in the way his face falls

tell him you love him and wont leave him 🔪

sometimes cries about this at night

he knows other people could be more open about their feelings to you and you deserved to be told how perfect you are as much possible

but he tries so much :(

he never saw it as "just a relationship" what you have is one of the few things he actually takes seriously

tsukishima is great bf and i said what i said

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[olderthannetfic]

Anon from 722398181104795649 again about YA as a G-D and it's failure(s). Your response is really interesting because it definitely aligns with the market research I've had to do over the last 3-ish months for work. Adult YA readers want YA to skew older superficially as escapism from the woes of adulthood (It's like someone who orders a pasta with broccoli in it because they appreciate the flavor it brings, but they have no interest in actually eating their vegetables). Teenagers feel alienated by the G-D that is meant for them no longer allows them to confront said woes with honesty or maturity for their age to prepare them for adulthood or discussing broader ideas. More teenagers skip over YA altogether or just reader adult genre fiction with some Middle Grade fiction mixed in because the teenagers feel in MG, there's still an honesty to the stories that they can understand, having once been young children. In short: teenagers think YA books are talking down to or patronizing them.

The result is YA authors pushing for NA, New Adult, as a G-D, which hasn't taken off within tradpub outside of romance circles. Mostly, because what they're pushing for is already an established genre for around a century: campus novels--books about characters 18+ who are entering college, establishing independence, beginning to explore sexuality and enter the workforce, etc. But, again, YA adult readers refuse to engage with adult genre fiction because there isn't the facade of protection from adult themes or topics, and there's an aggressive refusal among many agents in literary fiction (and some adult genre fiction) to encourage authors to sanitize their stories. YA authors began attempting to cross over into adult genre fiction with mixed, but overwhelmingly negative, results, as they cannot shake the stigma of writing YA. And the genre fiction crowds they want to appeal to have higher standards, typically, than the average YA writer is able to meet. YA authors then complain about the differences in publishing YA and genre adult fiction. It's like when MCU actors and directors get upset when prestige film directors don't consider MCU movies to be "cinema."

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This is fascinating.

I pretty much missed the YA boom (slightly too old, not paying attention, etc.), so I've mostly encountered YA through its worst evangelists of the Hunger Games knockoff era, and often a good bit after their favorite books were at their height.

As I've said before, this really strikes me as that pattern where something is big when you're at a formative age, and it becomes the Normal Default to you.

I'm sure some of it is refusal to engage with adult nuance, but I'll bet a lot of it is resistance to leaving the name of YA behind. People spent so much time defending this niche that they started believing their own rhetoric about it being the only place the good queer stuff was or the feminist stuff was or whatever. They identified really strongly as A YA Fan. It's hard to let that go.

And if you don't remember much about pre-YA boom publishing, the fact that all that YA-tastic Mercedes Lackey stuff was filed under fantasy, not YA is completely obscure. The places you find stuff you'd like that aren't called "YA" are not obvious. The fact that YA in its boom era form isn't universal and eternal is not obvious.

I think people are waiting for their Cool Era of their early 20s to return and for the things they think should always be in fashion to come back... Like everyone else aging ungracefully, they may be waiting a while.

Gotta say, every New Adult book I've been shown sounds like a hideously boring contemporary romance that would probably make a good coffee shop AU against a backdrop of a canon that's dark or magical but that isn't really pulling its weight even if you like contemporaries.

[necroixe]

Js realized I never posted this guy but I have ocs other than Nico I swear lmaoo

This is Noah, formerly known as Micah Vance before he got fucked over by slender man as they all do and ws hit with a healthy dose of cloud strife style retrograde amnesia + identity theft.

Full character file and details under the cut! Be warned– it’s LONG:

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‘ ‘ did you say something, what’d you say?... ‘ ‘

‘ ‘ was that your voice, or was that me? ‘ ‘

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N A M E

Noah Rivers

A L I A S

The ghost

A G E

22

G E N D E R

Male, he/him

S E X

Male

Noah is a human operator proxy.

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"I've never been fucking scared of you," He snapped, and Noah grabbed his jaw.

"I've always hated that."

"What?"

"How often you lie through your fucking teeth."

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A P P E A R A N C E

The most notable thing about Noah is his mask. It's drawn over crudely with charcoal, smudged all over, black around the eyes, the nose, the mouth. But the features are visible. The nose is sharp and angular, and the lips are drawn in a thin line. He wears it so often it's more like his face than his actual face. The only time he takes it off is when he's asleep, and sometimes not even then. His actual face, the one under the mask, has a scar that drags from above his right eyebrow down across his nose to his left jawline. His face is slim, angular, edges hazy against a monochromatic color scheme. The structure of his face is proportionate but it’s usually frowning, brows furrowed, mouth cut into a scowl. His features look like they were cut from alabaster or marble. Would’ve been pretty, maybe, in another universe. His eyes should've been black, but one of them is blinded, grayed over, and the other seems perpetually suited for low light. They are upturned, half lidded at a default and followed by bags, lines, and dark circles. They look bruised or dusky in color. He's bad with bright lights. He has black hair, cut choppy and messy, like he did it himself. His skin is so pale it's almost a sort of gray, the kind that suggests he doesn't see sun often. Lips chapped and dry, always cracked and bleeding, same with his hands, long black nails he likes painting for a reason he can't fully explain. They make his already slender fingers appear longer than they are. Almost clawlike. Noah is thin. He's tall, taller than he remembers, standing at 5’11”. He's built like an alley cat, all sinew and muscle, sharp shoulders, sharp bones. Scars all over his body. Some are new, from fights, other's he's had before he can remember in odd, purposeful places.

V O I C E

Baritone

Rough, and unused. When speaking his voice is barely above a whisper. He’s one of those people with a voice so low you have to lean in to listen. There’s an edge to his tone, a slight southern drawl. Sometimes the things he says sound more like they’re coming from a machine than a person. His voice is muffled when it’s under the mask, he compensates by being slightly louder.

S C E N T

His scent isn’t something that’s easy to pinpoint. It’s almost sterile, but not hospital sterile. He kind of smells like the woods.

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‘ ‘ how many times did i tell you

before it finally got through? ‘ ‘

‘ ‘ you lose. ‘ ‘

‘ ‘ you lose. ‘ ‘

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C O M B A T

Noah has heightened strength and speed, but he’s still human. A human that ignores the capabilities of his own body, but human nonetheless. He’s a skilled fighter, can hold his own against nearly anyone when weapons aren’t involved. He doesn’t like knives. Helpless with them, helpless against them. Noah is a firearms sort of guy. Always has a gun on him, either a pistol, or when he’s hunting he has a rifle. He’s interesting during fights. A textbook masochist. Pain doesn’t elicit the same reaction from him as it would for most other people. At best, he’ll ignore it, at worst, he’s drunk on it.

P E R S O N A L I T Y

Noah doesn’t remember much about his life before meeting the operator, if anything. There are glimpses of a history that doesn’t feel like his in the back of his mind, or when he’s half asleep, or when his brain turns off and he isn’t really thinking. Those are his favorite moments. Where he can pretend he isn’t himself. He’s a murderer. He’s quiet, and secretive, and temperamental. What might’ve at one point been a charming persona, dulled and narrowed itself down to a chassis unrecognizable to people who knew him when he was younger. He’s quick to anger. Restless when things are calm, and when he feels alright. He’s never actively antagonistic, but he doesn’t like other people, and his skin itches for instability. He can never hold down a relationship. Of any kind, platonic, romantic. Always ends up ruining it somehow. And he likes it that way. He doesn’t even know why he’s so angry, he just is. His internal world is indecipherable, even to him. He’s constantly mixing things up, getting things wrong, getting distracted, forgetting things. Which is strange, because in the abstract he’s intelligent. There are moments where it seems like he’s lucid, and he’s calm, easy going, likable, even. He has a dry sense of humor that on boys like him feel more charismatic than it actually is. But the neuroticism always comes back eventually. He isn’t Noah without the neuroticism. Maybe he isn’t Noah at all.

B A C K S T O R Y

He isn't. He grew up as a boy named Micah. A different person, honestly. Relatively normal, all things considered. Had parents, friends, a boyfriend, people that cared about him. A trajectory that should’ve been normal. He would’ve graduated highschool, gone to college, him and his boyfriend would break up and he’d marry a girl, or they wouldn’t and they’d end up together only to divorce later, or something. He thought domestic bliss was a stupid concept. Would give anything for it now.

The operator in his hometown was a story you told to kids. They called him the thin man. Micah and his friends would play in the woods on the outskirts of Haven, hunt for bird eggs, mark fake trails, the woods were sparse enough to not really worry about getting lost or losing each other, you could walk in any direction and reach a clearing in half an hour, or so, until you reached the deepwood, but no one went in there. Not even him. Haven was famous for having people go into that part of the woods and never come out. They said it’s because it was so disorienting, that you could walk in without even realizing it, and before you know it all the branches look the same and you can’t see a path. But when he was nineteen he went in. And he met the reason why no one ever really left those woods.

The concept of a proxy was weird to him. Someone that worked for an invisible force of nature you couldn’t see, but you could feel, and Micah felt him in the form of thick static at the back of his neck. Then again, he was drugged the entire time. It might’ve been that. The man who’d kidnapped him was named Noah. He was older, had a limp, a face he covered up by some sort of mask. Micah couldn’t remember. But he remembered his hands. They were unstable, shook constantly, leathery skin, or maybe gloves. Felt like fire. He remembered the way they’d palpitate when he took a blade, dragged it down his face, or somewhere else on his body. And this man, Micah would think to himself in a sedated haze, would use those hands to kill him. There was no universe where he got out of here in one piece.

The brain does fascinating things under extreme trauma. Noah would’ve made a brilliant psychiatrist in the 50s, because he’d triggered an artificial disassociation in Micah that helped him survive the ordeal at all. Mind over matter, he’d think, over, and over, and over, mind over matter. If he liked how much it hurt it wouldn’t be so bad. He’d make himself like it. If he missed home, his boyfriend’s stupid face so much he wanted to die, he’d tell himself he didn’t miss any of it at all. Where was he now? They’d gotten into a fight the last time he remembered, he wasn’t looking for him, wouldn’t save him, it was a waste of energy he didn’t have the luxury to sacrifice. The sedative helped. He didn’t know what it was. Some sort of depressant. His mind reeled, ran, sludged, brain into liquid. He wondered if Noah did this to everyone. Whatever that static was, it never shut up. A constant, ear grating buzz. Red noise. He’d get sick, Noah would laugh at him. He hated Noah. Hated Noah’s voice, his shaking hands, the smug sort of way he’d talk to him like he’d already won, like he’d already killed him. And he really should’ve. Noah was arrogant. Didn’t think he needed a gun for him, even though he had dozens lining the wall of his basement, an arsenal. And he didn’t. It wouldn’t have been difficult to kill someone locked to a chair and half awake. He was just an idiot. Let Micah slip out, let him kill him. His death was anticlimactic. A face pumped full of lead, features torn asunder. But the static was too loud all of a sudden, and he was nauseous, and his vision dimmed.

The amnesia paired itself with some delusion disorder, courtesy of the operator, he’d realize. He didn’t recognize his face, or his body, a perpetual state of psychosis, of dysphoria. Noah was the strongest thing in his mind. The last thing he really remembered. Maybe that’s why he latched onto the name. The memory of him. Or a voice he didn’t recognize told him it was him, that it was the only thing he made sense. This was Noah’s cabin, he recognized it, recognized the rooms, the temperature, the basement, the bloody, empty spot on the floor where something should’ve been. And then Noah’s cabin turned into his cabin. Noah’s mind turned into his mind. Some things scared him. He didn’t understand why his hands didn’t shake anymore, why he couldn’t stand to see his own face. But he clings to anything familiar. The thin man is familiar. He does what it tells him to.

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“you had no right to kill him.”

A voice said, from nowhere and everywhere all at once, register so alien and low it made his heart flatten to the pit of his stomach.

“a life for a life. your kind values equivocal exchange, no?”

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[madarasgirl]

Madara NSFW Alphabet

A NSFW alphabet has been done for Madara by others, so I also tried to switch up most of the letters. This is for Madara with his beloved S/O. Hope you enjoy! @immazebrah

Warnings: 18+, very NSFW. Too many acts/kinks to list. Read at your own risk.

A- Anal

Sex is one of Madara’s main methods of expressing how deeply he feels about you. Madara wants all of you, so the butt stuff is an absolute “Yes!” for him if you’re down, even if it isn’t his first choice of hole. He properly prepares you so even if there will be stretching, there isn’t pain with Madara once he’s in. You’ll beg him to do this more often in the future.

B- Body Part (Favourite)

Madara isn’t particularly vain, but even he has to agree his cock looks visually appealing. Doesn’t hurt (pun intended) that he’s well-endowed and stretches you nicely. In conjunction with his hands, he plays your body like an instrument, each sound he draws from you is music to him.

On you, he likes everything –he actually does have every feature on your body memorized. But if he must choose, his favourite parts of you are your eyes and smile. Generally, if you’re happy, then he is as well. When your attention is on him and even your eyes light up to smile at him, it’s almost enough to thaw out his own grouchy face.

C- Cum

Don’t let his composed, courteous demeanor in public fool you. He gets overcome with emotion and feral in the sheets. We all know about his breeding kink. His preference is to finish inside to leave a piece of himself in you, whether that’s your pussy (top choice), ass, or mouth. If he really can’t have that, then he’ll pull out reluctantly, but unload all over your face, chest, or nether bits to mark you as his.

D- Dirty Talk

The main thing you need to know is that Madara is dominant and enjoys teasing you, but ultimately he loves you, so he wouldn’t be too cruel. His dirty talk is heavily psychological. He knows you well and is such a master of words he doesn’t need (nor want) to use the most degrading terms to taunt you (unless you’re into that, but that isn’t his default state). Typically, the deep timbre of his voice, along with his observations on how you look eagerly taking his cock, making you repeat what you want him to do to you, and his praise for your performance are already pretty effectively at making you ache and plead.

E- Edging

Overstimulation is the name of his game. Orgasm denial is a favourite way he teases and exerts his control over your body without hurting you. He is patient. He can amuse himself with your body for hours and bring you to the brink of an orgasm and back off many times, leaving you begging pitifully for release before he finally allows you to finish. On other occasions, he is overly generous and provides too many orgasms, which also leaves you a writhing puddle of tears.

F- Facesitting/Facial

He enjoys getting covered in your juices. When you lose control and hump his face with enthusiasm, block his air with your crotch so that’s all he can see and smell, then leave his head drenched, he knows he did a great job. On the flip side, when he receives fellatio, he is open both to taking charge or allowing you to do your thing, depending on the mood of the day. If he doesn’t lose patience and decide he wants to fuck instead, he prefers you swallow his load. During oral sessions when he’s feeling especially possessive, he will mark you as his by finishing on your face as you open wide to show him just how willing you are.

G- Group Sex

Madara won’t share you. The intimacy you share took a long time to build and is very special to him. There is no way he will allow an outsider to intrude on it. The only gangbang you’ll ever experience will be with his clones.

H- Hickey

Despite his propensity towards marking you, he’s surprisingly tasteful about it. It must be due to his need for privacy. He doesn’t tend to leave suck marks on your neck where others can see them. He believes what you and him do in private is no one else’s business, so he only places his love marks where your clothes will hide them (unless one was left elsewhere by accident). They’re really only for his viewing pleasure.

I- Intimacy (how is he during the act?)

You’re the love of his life. He can be extremely tender and bare his heart to you during the act, from affectionate words and stares to gentle touches. He can be rough at other times, depending on his mood, but sex with Madara is always intense. His feelings for you can make him do some strange things though. Aside from his base Sharingan, which he frequently employs for its increased perception and to memorize every detail, he occasionally also uses his (not technically canon) Mangekyou ability to record and rewind the most intimate moments during sex, such as orgasms.

This doesn’t happen often either, but when he’s feeling especially soft for you, but passionate and dramatic, he may activate part of his Susanoo to protectively envelop you in his chakra while he rails you.

J- Jousting (can be a slang term for double penetration)

...Yeah he would. Why wouldn’t he? He likes pussy. And he likes ass. Why not plug both at the same time? Or two cocks in one hole if you’re into that? Clones are useful for more than just dancing. Toys may be employed to achieve double penetration as well. He’s open to experimentation if you’re willing and it doesn’t injure you.

Actually, this term is also used to refer to men charging at each other with their erections out. If his S/O was male, he’d be a lot more competitive than with a woman and would swordfight you, if only to demonstrate his mastery of kenjutsu. Don’t indulge him. Madara is insane and this kind of jousting will end with your dick broken.

K- Kinks

Bondage and BDSM, including temperature play (wax and ice), light spanking, restraints with gags and blindfolds, and possibly breath play (very carefully). He’s sensitive to your limits and how you’re feeling, respectful of the safe word, and appreciative of your trust to relinquish control to someone like him. He won’t betray your trust, but enjoys leaving you a babbling mess and will put you in your place if you’re being a brat.

Despite wanting to spank you a bit so he can watch your butt and boobs jiggle, he doesn’t strike you elsewhere (like the face). It’s just not what he’s into. His intention also isn’t to leave you feeling used or dirty, so despite teasing you constantly with his sinful words and the tools and toys of his kinks to get you worked up and embarrassed, he doesn’t humiliate you either.

L- Lube

He prefers not using lube for vaginal sex, but will if you really need it. Something about going natural and hearing that slick sound gets him going. He’s huge, so to ease his entry and prevent micro-tears to your insides, he’s willing to spend a lot of time on foreplay and getting you to a point where you’re so hot and bothered you’re just dripping with slick.

He will use lube for anal. No sense trying to shove a can dry up delicate hole like that. It’s painful for him too if there’s too much friction.

M- Maiesiophilia

Don’t know this word? I didn’t either before this post. Madara didn’t have a pregnancy fetish until you got heavy with his child and after he got over his old-fashioned beliefs about the risks of pregnancy sex. After that hurdle, the sexless months and sight of your body swelling with the product of your love got to him. It doesn’t matter if there is already a bun in the oven, he is somehow even more aroused when left with your naked, pregnant figure and he will continue to breed you, albeit much more gently.

He doesn’t have a preference for breast size, but seeing your tits plumped up makes his hands itch to fondle them, to your dismay. You have to remind him multiple times whenever you’re intimate of how tender they are. Once you give birth and start lactating, believe me, he’ll try out your dairy too, lactose intolerance be damned.

N- NO

He isn’t into scat. Madara also refuses to draw blood from you, so there will be no blood play unless it is natural via period sex. Otherwise, he’s open to trying almost anything, but he will never hurt you or force you into anything you don’t want to do.

O- Oral

He’s an excellent giver and knows your spots. He can be sweet and giving where he treats oral sex as an opportunity to drink his fill of you, but he has days when he’s an unhinged animal (and gross), where he relieves his craze through your body. Whether you were wet, dry (unlikely), or on your period, he will want to devour you completely and eat whatever comes out of your hole, juice, blood, clots, and all.

P- Position (Favourite)

Madara is very visual. He likes both when your back is completely exposed and vulnerable and positions where he can see your face (so he can watch the expressions he’s evoking and make you stare him in the eyes as he fucks you). Both your back exposure and prolonged eye contact, especially when he frequently activates his Sharingan during sex, are signs of trust to him. Madara would never admit how much he needs you to trust him.

Q- Quantity (how many partners did he have)

Not an excessive number, though he learned well from each of them. Madara is an emotional and intensely private person. It was rare for him to seek random sexual encounters despite not being against such a concept. Once he has sex with someone, he prefers seeking that same partner, even if he is only casually involved with them. But once he’s with you, his S/O, he’ll never let go. Sex is a way for him to connect with you not just physically, but on an emotional and spiritual level. He cares more about the quality of his partners and love making, not so much the quantity.

R- Racy Clothes

It’s hot when you wear lingerie for him, especially sexy lace body suits, even if he thinks your body is perfect as is and donning such skimpy clothing is a waste since he’s going to rip it off anyways. You learned quickly to only wear your best lingerie on days you believe he’s more civilized (he had you fooled).

He wasn’t thrilled when you expressed your desire to see him in male lingerie. At first he thought it was beneath his dignity, but for you, he wore the silly thing. The set you got him outlined his pecs, butt, and package deliciously. When he saw how excited you were, he obliged you several more times.

S- Spooning

In Madara’s opinion, an excellent position for anything. Sleeping, sex, aftercare, you name it, having you flush against his body is gratifying, particularly when you unknowingly wiggle your arse against his crotch . He prefers being the big spoon, but will enjoy being cradled when he’s tired and/or relaxed, as long as you don’t verbally acknowledge the position. Otherwise, he will just as quickly flip the script and have you back in his arms with a crotchety expression on his face.

T- Testicles

When it comes to receiving oral sex, Madara likes having you worship his scrotum as well. He loves when you want to lick him everywhere like he does to you and seeing how much of himself he can get inside your mouth. He can be a bit of a masochist and loves when you’re a bit rough in general, even with his sack.

He also likes when you’re on your back with your head hanging off the bed so he can throat fuck you properly. He knows you love the view from between his legs and having his massive balls smear all over your face, your legs spreading lewdly because you’re enjoying yourself so much, you wish you had another cock pounding your other holes.

U- Underwear

…He probably wears a fundoshi, or a loincloth. Think of a long piece of cloth twisted and tied up to look like a thong with/without a front panel. It’s probably uncomfortable, but he looks extremely hot.

V- Virginity (when/how did he lose it)

Like most people from his generation, he started things young. I want to say he first had sex at around 15 years old or so, but since it’s Madara, who was more preoccupied with training, fighting, protecting Izuna, and preparing to be the next clan leader, he might have been in his late teens when he lost his virginity.

Madara had been curious for a while even if he never acted on it. He didn’t want to sleep with a random member of the clan who was willing because he was the heir. And at his tender age, he wasn’t going to visit a brothel either. The opportunity to bed a civilian woman he found attractive came up naturally during a mission, when his teenage hormones were acting up after the adrenaline rush from the day wore off. It was a peaceful night when she showed him how to perform the dance of the flesh and the wonders of carnal pleasure on her bedroom futon.

W- Wildcard

He loves loves LOVES when you lick him clean after sex, especially if it involved vaginal penetration. He may be normally gruff, but he enjoys your aftercare too. Clearing your combined fluids from his cock with your tongue is such an intimate and submissive act, it makes him melt when he’s at his most vulnerable, which is after sexual intercourse. He also wouldn’t complain about seeing his cum on yet another part of you.

X- X-Ray (Dick HC)

Madara’s cock can look like anything you want (he is whatever size and shape you prefer) since there is nothing from canon to tell us about it. Except ONE thing:

Madara is basically a Japanese samurai with major superpowers. A Japanese man. According to my Google (re)search, male circumcision is extremely rare in Japan, with only around 1% to 9% of Japanese men being circumcised. Even if we use the higher end of this estimate, the vast majority of Japanese men today are uncut, and when we take into consideration how Madara came from an older generation, circumcision was even more uncommon. Thus, Madara is almost certainly uncut. QED.

So I can’t stop won’t stop writing about his foreskin in my smut. It’s weird to me that most writers don’t mention it at all, when there’s so much you can do to it. *salivates*

I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL (People from countries where circumcision isn’t the norm must think I’m nuts too✌🏻 ).

Y- Yielding (does he let you take control)

Madara is a control freak, but being his S/O means he trusts you too. He occasionally allows you to take the reins despite this being way less frequent than him being the dominant partner.

This is a different dynamic than when he is in charge (and you really are at his mercy) since he is physically much stronger and knows he can put an end to whatever you were trying on him if he wanted. He almost never does that though because it is entertaining and interesting for him to see what you come up with. Whenever he is in charge, Madara is aware of his strength and very careful with you. But if he decides to give you control, he generally lets you do whatever you want with him, encouraging you to be rougher with him because he can take it.

Z- Zzz (sleeping afterwards)

Madara doesn’t make love (or do anything) in a half-assed manner. Expect him to keep going until he’s satisfied after multiple rounds and you’re completely fucked out. This could take hours. This loving beast will only rest after he’s cleaned you up, ensured the surroundings are still safe, and that you’re okay and sound asleep. 

#madara uchiha #uchiha madara #madara #madara headcanons #madara smut #madara x you #hornyaf #i am dirty so what

[alligatorstomachacid]

HIII!!! I LOVE GROMSKO!! CAN U PLEASE DO THE NSFW ALPHABET WITH HIM ♥️

Yes ofcs! Minors and ageless blogs DNI. No gender mentioned. This NSFW pure horny. No use of y/n. Headcanons. Not proofread.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He's very clingy and cuddly. When he doms he'll make sure to give you anything you need afterwards. When you dom he likes to be pampered. He wants to be cuddled and kissed. Very good at aftercare.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

His favorite body part of yours if your thighs and ass. He likes the meaty parts of the body. Even if you aren't chubby he still loves the meaty parts. But if you are plus sized he's all over your thighs. He lives in between.

His favorite part of his body is his arms. He worked hard on them so he's very proud of them.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

I think he think it's a bit gross I see him being a clean guy out of work. But he'll do what you want him to do. It's up to you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Into cross dressing. Especially if you're a male reader. (I got this idea from a AI chat).

He'll cross dress as well.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

All experience is from porn and the very few hook ups he's had.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Doggy style. I will not elaborate and this is not up for argument.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

He can be goofy but it's not all the time but he isn't super serious either.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

When he's away he doesn't shave or anything because he doesn't have a reason to. When he's home he's very well groomed. I see him as a super clean guy. Little hair on his genitals, hair on his chest, arms and legs obviously. Feel like he'll shave under his arms every once in awhile.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

Very romantic, gentle kisses, smiles, kind reassuring words. He also cracks a joke or two as well if the mood needs to be lightened y'know?

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

He'll jerk off when you're not together and he has the time. He does it for release mainly.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He loves being praised, it'll turn him into putty when you praise him. He also likes marking. Loves looking at the scratches and bite marks. Also the little crescents from your nails sends him!

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He likes the couch, bedroom, and the kitchen. Anywhere really as long as it's a private location.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Passionate makeout sessions, seeing you in fancy or dressy clothes. Also you praising him.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Putting you or him in a harmful situation, no knives, guns, and weapons like that. Also no open relationships or inviting anyone to join. It makes him uncomfortable.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves oral! He loves receiving, hes gripping your hair when you suck him off. He also doesn't mind being eaten out as well ;).

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It ranges on how you both feel and the mood. On default he's loving and gentle. He prefers slow loving sex.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Indifferent about them. If he's desperate enough he'll do a quickie. Prefers to take his time though.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

He likes to experiment, he's a curious guy. I don't think he'd take a lot of risks though, maybe once or twice.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He's got stamina. He can last for around 5-7 rounds depending on how he's feeling and how you're feeling.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

I feel like he'd own one or two. Yes does use them a lot before you meet. When you're together he'd use them, but mainly on you.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He can be a tease. But he doesn't tease that much after a few minutes of you begging he'll give in. He has a soft spot for you, he can't say no.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's loud AF. Like loud loud. He makes all the sounds. He also curses a lot. In Polish and English. He grunts, groan, moans, whines. You name it.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

When you first did it you guys did it as friends, he needed help and didn't want to jerk off. He asked you because he trusted you the most.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

It's 6 inches soft and 7 when hard. It's girthy though, lots of prep for you. The head color is a light pinkish or more salmon.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

I feel like it's up there but not really up there. When he's on a mission it's not noticable because he's busy, but when he's at home it's high. He's want to fvck around 3-4 times a week only if you're down for it though.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward?)

He falls asleep pretty quickly. Like after some aftercare he's fast asleep. There's no waking him up either. He'll also have you in his arms whether you like it or not.

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Hope you enjoyed I swear I'm working on things! Ill try to post as much as I can if I feel up to it. Please give me ideas for writing. I kinda want to do a series so if you guys want that then give me ideas! Hope you guys liked the Polish Princess content :)

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[jessicalprice]

not every story is a fable

(reposted from Twitter)

So in reading Christian commentary on NT parables, and its wild and ugly claims about first-century Jews and Judaism, I often find myself wondering how they got there. And I think I've discerned the process. 

It goes a little something like this: 

Christians receive traditional interpretations of what the parables “mean." E.g. the prodigal son means you should forgive people, the good Samaritan means you should help people in need. These meanings are, generally, banal.

Rather than reading the parables as stories, Christians read them as fables with a moral. They read them through the lens of that moral instead of approaching them without a predetermined interpretation.

Christians also believe that the parables must contain revolutionary, radical truths.

So now, they somehow have to resolve the idea that the stories are radical with the fact that their received interpretations are obvious/banal/the same thing plenty of other people have said.

And that goes a little something like this: 

Since (what they believe are) the morals of these stories don't sound radical to contemporary Westerners, they project that radicalness backward onto the parable's original context and audience. That is, it must have been radical/shocking at the time, to the people who first heard it.

Now they have to resolve the dilemma of how something that sounds so banal and obvious to us could have been radical and shocking and scandalous(!) to the original listeners.

Most of them aren't going to say "Jesus's Jewish listeners were incredibly malicious and/or incredibly stupid," at least out loud. So they move to: Projecting that onto Jewish culture, Jewish law, "religious law," etc. 

So then they need to make up norms/customs/attitudes that would make the parable "shocking." If they can find a source that maybe seems to say something that hints in that direction, they'll claim it says a lot more than it does and that it was normative. (E.g. Ben Sira saying you can tell things about a man from how he walks ends up meaning "the villagers would have stoned the father for running to greet his long-lost son" and of course that running to greet your long-lost son would be S H O C K I N G to the listeners.)

It's why they love throwing "ritual purity" in there so much. 

The father in the Prodigal Son story wouldn't embrace his son because he was ritually impure! (If the father was out doing farm stuff and wasn't going to the Temple any time soon, most likely, so was he.)

The kohen and the Levite in the Good Samaritan story passed by the dying man on the side of the road because they were afraid he would make them ritually impure! (The story is very clear they were headed AWAY from Jerusalem, and thus the Temple, so no.)

The Pharisee in the Temple has contempt for the tax collector and doesn't want to stand next to him because he's ritually impure! (No, if the tax collector is in the Temple, he is in a state of ritual purity.)

An anthropologist friend of mine told me that when anthropologists/archaeologists are confronted with an object from an ancient culture and they don't know what it's for, the default category is "ritual object."

Did you dig up a weird-shaped ax that doesn't seem well-designed for either being a weapon OR chopping things? Ritual object. 

Find a statue with some odd characteristics? Ritual object.

"Ritual purity" appears to be to Christian understanding of Jewish customs what "ritual object" is to anthropologists. Anything that doesn't make sense to you, put down to "ritual purity."

So, anyway, the process goes like this: 

parables must be shocking > 

they're not shocking to me > 

they must have been shocking to Jews > 

make up supposed Jewish customs/laws/attitudes that would have made normal behavior "shocking"

It’s exhausting. 

(Photo credit: Andrea Piacquadio)

#judaism #antisemitism #jewish parables #jewish readings of the new testament #good samaritan #prodigal son #pharisee and tax collector #ritual purity #get the term ritual purity out of your mouths christians #you get it wrong every time #jumblr

[raizenchonk]

i loved the soap alphabet, would you be able to make a gaz one as well please? i totally understand if you don’t feel comfortable to, or don’t even want to for that matter.

thank uu!

no worries anonnie!!! I gotchu :)

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick NSFW Alphabet

i love Gaz SM 😭😭😭 he's probably my favourite character and THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING THIS IS MY FIRST QUESTION LMAO, I won't let you down 😤😤😤

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Gaz is hungry ash after sex bro, he always mircowaves leftovers and eats it with you while cuddling <3 he loves showering with you and overall just loves admiring you

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

His: if I had to say I would honestly say he's really proud of his abdomen, I see Gaz as the lean kinda muscular and he loves it when you touch his abs (honestly he loves it when you touch him anywhere cuz he loves u sm)

Yours: he loves your ass, no matter the gender he loves your arse so much 😭😭😭 and he loves grabbing it even outside of sex (don't die for nyash)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

he loves it when you sallow his cum (if you can take it, of course)

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

steals your underwear sometimes and uses it to jerk off

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Gaz probably has W rizz tbh, so he probably had a bunch of partners maybe a lil bit more than Soap but he's still experienced for the most part

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

reverse cowgirl. I can't even elaborate all that much. he just loves hearing your whimpers and moans while your riding him and likes that he can see your ass in full view

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Gaz knows how to make a good joke during sex. maybe it's the first time you guys are hooking up, he'll probably use some jokes to lighten the mood and make you feel as comfortable as possible

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I feel like he's a bit hairy but is always willing to shave if you're not comfortable with it

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

BROS SO ROMANTIC. always complimenting you and making sure you're okay and may even sneak a few "I love you"s here and there he's just so AMAZING

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

doesn't really seem like someone who masturbates a lot but he def has masturbated on the job a few times. probably with the underwear that he stole (I mentioned that earlier)

when he's around you, meh, he doesn't really stop jerking off even, just does it so that he doesn't bother you

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I feel like he has a breeding kink. I honestly feel like basically everyone in 141 has a breeding kink (except Soap).

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

bedroom, especially since his favourite position is the reverse cow girl. he just wants you to be as comfortable as possible

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

pretty much anything. touch him in a certain way, say his name in a certain way and even just doing everyday tasks can turn him on

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

hurting his partner. sure he loves grabbing your ass and maybe leaving a few marks here and there but ACTUALLY harming you? never.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

I see him as more of a giver than a receiver and I honestly have no idea why

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

I see him as going slow on default, idk he's just so romantic and again, wants you to be as comfortable as possible

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he's not really against them but would prefer to stay with you longer, but he'll always be up to try em more

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Gaz is still young, I can see him as a kinda risk taker, but anything involving violence or weapons is an instant no

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

he can actually last quite a while. maybe 1-3 rounds

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?

has owned toys before but honestly does not use them as much as he did when he was younger, but he's always willing to try them tho (may also be into getting pegged...)

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

I see him as kinda a tease but since he loves you (and you're his weakness hehehe) he doesn't really tease all that much, but if he's feeling a bit cocky definitely will stop as soon as you're about to cum

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he's a whimperer bro. I stand by that point till the day I die.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

he likes sucking your boobs tbh and no matter the gender bro just likes boobs

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

7 inches, 1 or 2 distinct veins

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

honestly not that high, he just likes cuddling with you. probably has sex with you 1-3 times every week but is always willing to increase that number

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

after sex bro is KNOCKED OUT unless he's hungry which is most of the time. if he's hungry and y'all have finished eating he's probably already asleep lmao

sorry if this is too short 😭😭😭 I promise I'll get better at nsfw writing (eventually)

ask me to do more characters :) I'm always willing

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[dogstomp]

Hallo! Love your stuff! Hope things are well. If i may be asked, do you have recommendations for someone wanting to learn Blender but don't know where to start? Anyways- take care!

Before we begin, the most important key is F3 It is a search function, to find actions and tools you need. Just keep that in mind. _________________________________________________ I recommend starting by printing out a list of hotkeys and taping it up next to your monitor. For instance, here are some basic important ones you'll use all the time: R - Rotate S - Scale G - Grab/move A - Select All X - Delete Ctrl+Z - Undo Ctrl+Shift+Z - Redo E - Extrude new vertices F - Fill/connect vertices

_______________________________________________ You primarily move your view using the Middle button on your mouse: Middle click + drag - Rotate view around focus Shift + Middle Click + drag - Pan view Alt + Middle Click - Choose a focus ______________________________________________ When you open blender, you begin in Object Mode. You'll find the default cube in the center of the screen. If you click on it, you'll be able to use many of the above hotkeys to manipulate the whole object. Hit tab to switch to Edit Mode, and you'll find that you can select and manipulate individual vertices within that object. Many hotkeys act differently depending on which mode you're in, but you'll most often want to be in Edit mode. ____________________________________________ That's my beginner setup guide. I recommend just going into blender and trying each of these things for a bit. Past that point, you may be ready to google questions you have. (I recommend eventually watching all the "100 blender tips" videos you can find on Youtube. I binged dozens and kept learning useful things the whole time)

#I am not an expert #beginner blender guide #blender 3D

[multifandomfix]

May Parker Smut Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

May either gets a weird burst of energy right after and pops up and gets you anything you might want or need, or she just falls into a lazy sort of haze where she only wants to bask in the afterglow with you.

B = Body part (favorite body part of their partner’s)

Your thighs, she finds them so soft and can easily get distracted running her hands over them.

C = Collar (do they mark you as theirs in some way?)

She would if you wanted her to, but it’s not something she would really feel the need to do. She isn’t the type to consider you her property.

D = Dominant (who is in control? are they a top or bottom?)

May is the truest of switches. She can flip on a dime, but she really doesn’t mind which role she fills, sometimes she even does both in one night.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

She’s got a decent amount of experience. She knows what she’s doing and if she can’t please you as well as you’d like, she’s the kind of woman to do some research on new techniques to try out.

F = Fuck (do they prefer to fuck or make love?)

Either or, really. It all depends on mood and stress level.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

She can be either. She prefers things to be a little more open and not so serious that you can’t feel comfortable with whatever may happen.

H = Hot (what turns them on, gets them going)

Open communication is actually quite the turn on for May. She doesn’t want vague hints, she wants to know what you want and how you want it.

I = Insatiable (how do they act when they’re desperate to have you?)

Kind and fair. She might be very in the mood, but if you’re not, she’s a grown woman that can take care of her own needs.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Again, May is perfectly able to take care of herself should the time not be right to share that sort of intimacy with you. But she’s not known to do it frequently.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Roleplay. Life can sometimes get a bit dull, so sometimes May likes to bring a little spice by playing out some more exciting personas.

L = Location (favorite places to have sex)

Anywhere that’s within the privacy of your own home. She doesn’t mind messing up the house, but she isn’t one to take the risk of going outside her safe space for sex.

M = Mood (what’s the foreplay like? how do you get them in the mood?)

Expecting a lot of making out. May loves to kiss you, explore your body with her mouth, and let you do the same to her, it’s her favorite kind of warm up to the main event.

N = Naked (how do they undress? do they like to watch you undress?)

May likes it best when you slowly undress each other, especially when your clothes are littered on the floor on the way to the bedroom.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Once again a place where May is equal opportunity. She likes to give just as much as receive and she is actually pretty damn good at it.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual is May’s default. She loves to pay attention to your every want and need, and take care of you the way you do for her. That doesn’t mean there aren’t the more hot and heavy times though.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

She hates quickies. It has to be really exceptional circumstances before she’ll consider one. She thinks they’re a waste and way too frenzied and sloppy for her liking.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

She’ll experiment sure, but she’s never going into anything blind. She’ll spend some time with you looking into the ins and outs of whatever it is you might want to try with her before outright committing.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Four rounds maybe on her better, more energetic nights. But once or twice on average.

T = Tryst (are they into casual sex or one night stands?)

She’s indulged in the past, but they’re not something she makes a habit of. They’re okay to scratch an itch, but they often aren’t as satisfying for her.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh you better believe May likes to tease you. And it’s so damn easy for her. She knows every little trick to drive you absolutely mad.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

She’s not always loud, with thin walls and neighbors so close she tries to rein it in. But you can be sure that even when being loud isn’t an option, she’ll be close to your ear, whispering the most amazing things.

W = Wait (how long do they wait before having sex with their partner for the first time?)

It depends. Just whenever you’re both ready to take that step, really. She’s not going to rush you into anything and she hopes you’d have the same respect for her.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

May is gorgeous while wearing anything or wearing absolutely nothing and she knows it. She’s got an amazing body and isn’t afraid to try any sort of lingerie on for you.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Perhaps just a touch higher than average. She has a healthy sexual appetite and always keeps you on your toes.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She likes to cuddle, so she's definitely going to get a bit of that in if she can before she's able to drift off to sleep.

For 💅 Anon

May Parker: @unexpected-character, @lilyontheloose, @puppy-coded, @marinarashakeyobooty, @marvelgeek09, @becomingthedreamversionofme, @music-bird, @chaotic-mushroomz, @mbruben-stein, @sunflowergurlsposts, @danimorgan1708, @thenazwife, @onlykeres, @floresferae, @stressydepressyandlemonzesty, @multifandomlover01, @tokyo-liv, @geekyandgay98, @sweetyprincesschaos, @yetanotherattemptatanaccount, @dark-swanbrat3

#may parker #may parker smut alphabet #may parker x reader #mcu #marvel #request #💅 anon

[1p2p-heta-suggestives]

Can I get 1p Canada for the NSFW alphabet please?

Read more is here for now so people don’t accidentally read this kind of content without wanting to

A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

• He is the absolute sweetest when it comes to aftercare. He’ll run them a bath, make sure they drink sometimes, compliment and praise them, he’s always the nicest person with aftercare.

B - Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

• He likes his legs, he’s pretty toned underneath all the baggy clothes since he plays ice hockey which you (apparently, don’t quote me) need strong legs for and he’s proud of himself for it

• He’s a thigh man, he sees it as: the bigger thighs, the better

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

• Again with the thighs, he absolutely loves cumming on them especially if they give high a thigh job, it’s his favourite

D - Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

• Will keep people’s clothes if they leave it and go home, he has a small collection of random things from people he’s slept with that they never came back to collect

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

• He experienced enough that he knows what he’s doing, he always makes sure to know what the other person wants beforehand though

F - Favorite position (This goes without saying)

• Mating press, he likes having some underneath him like that

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

• Not really humorous or serious, he’s very relaxed about everything and hopes it calms any nerves that they may have

H - Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

• He’s pretty well groomed, he trims whenever needs be, it’s the same colour as his hair

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

• He’s usually quite intimate with people, he wants to make them feel good and loved so he makes an effort to be romantic

J - Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

• Whenever he’s hard, doesn’t really have a timeline, it’s not all that often though

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Role Play

• Hair Pulling

• Creampies

L - Location (Favorite places to do the do)

• He doesn’t really mind if it’s his room or theirs, it’s mostly wherever they’re most comfortable that he cares about

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• Any kind of neck kisses, he’s absolutely weak for them

N - No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

• Not into cuffs, they just end up making his wrists ache and he can’t focus of anything but that so he’s not a fan of them

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

• Prefers to give, he’s an absolute service top, and he’s very skilled

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

• He defaults to something slow but rough, is always happy to change it up if they ask him to

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

• He’s indifferent, he doesn’t like or dislike them, he won’t complain about one

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.)

• He can usually tell if he’ll like something at the start of it so it really is based off of that first mention of it

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

• 4 or 5 rounds and then he’s out, he’s usually very overstimulated by that point anyway

T - Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

• He has one or two toys, not many, they’re for himself. If the other person wants to use them then he’d get them their own.

U - Unfair (How much they like to tease)

• Not much of a teaser

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

• He’s not that loud, the occasional moan and heavy breathing is the most

W - Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

• Has to use stimulants sometimes because antidepressants make it difficult for him to stay hard, he’s not really embarrassed by it

X - X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

• A little bigger than average, around 6 inches, quite thick.

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• It’s higher than most countries, he’s pretty unashamed about it

Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

• Only falls asleep if he has nothing else to do, usually he lets the other person rest while he does something like making a meal or cleaning

#Hetalia Smut #1p #Hetalia #1p Hetalia #Hws Canada #1p Canada #1ptalia #1p Headcanons #Hetalia Headcanons #1p Hetalia Headcanons #1ptalia Headcanons #Nsfvv Alphabet

[cosmicn3ptune]

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭

Reader is any gender

Genre: Smut

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Regardless of the fact he’s usually harsh in his sexual acts he’ll always make time to be gentle and considerate to you in aftercare. Taking his sweet time to clean you up and pamper you. He will kiss over every bite and bruise he left before. A true gentleman

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

You already know his favorite part of his body is his torso. I mean, his uniform displays it like a trophy. The scars that go with it are almost a medal of honor showing that he’s deserving to be part of the corps.

And on you he pretty much likes everything to be completely honest. Though he does have a fascination with your eyes, and how they roll up when he thrusts particularly deep. They’re just so beautiful to him and he feels he could stare into them for an eternity.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

To be completely honest either on your stomach or face. Though if you’re willing to let him he’ll more than happily creampie you. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a breeding kink - people in that era of Japan tended to have a lot of kids.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants to have sex in a hot spring with you. Just the risk turns him on, even though you’re completely alone. The thought is what gets him though.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s probably only has had sex once before you. (Hot take I know.) That’s mostly because he was far too busy killing demons for a relationship of any kind. Even before he joined the corps all of his time was dedicated to tending for his siblings and mother.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

I think the entire smut side of the fandom has agreed on him liking doggy but fuck it, I honestly believe he would like any missionary position just so he can hold you up and show off his strength. He’s a cocky asshole in and out of bed. Though his second favorite definitely is doggy.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

He tends to be rather serious most of the time. Even then his sense of humor is stupidly dry. Yet he also does tease quite a bit.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He would never completely shave, just trim it. Just a patch of white hair is there.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

He’s not very soft or kind considering he prefers rough sex. But when he’s getting close he just defaults to being more loving whether it be whispering soft praises to you or rubbing your back tenderly.

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

He’s a horny bitch - the second he gets any bit turned on he’ll feel the sudden urge to jack off. If it’s in public he’ll find a secluded area. The stress that comes with being a pillar can be relieved when he does it so it’s quite often.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Teasing kink is pretty much a given. He loves to tease and mess with you. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, edging kink. He loves to see you begging. Dirty talking all the way. He knows how to mix praising and degrading so well it just has you on your knees. He’d probably like having dom/sub shit. I said what I said.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere he can’t get caught he’s up for. Though he always makes sure his S/O is comfortable with it!! Once again, a true gentleman.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

I think he would definitely like seeing you dress up for him in any way. I’m sure lace would totally get him going. From a maid costume to a bunny suit, he’ll have you bending over in seconds.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He’s pretty open to everything but anything his partner isn’t comfortable with is an immediate no. Also watersports because y’know,,, It’s watersports.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

HE EATS PUSSY/DICK LIKE HE EATS OHAGI, VERY WELL AND VERY OFTEN. He doesn’t mind receiving it but he looovvvveeesss to eat you out or suck you off so it happens quite a bit. He’s great at going down on you <3 When he’s receiving it he’s a bit rough and tends to pull on your hair. It’s not to punish you but to show you he likes it.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

His pace is just like his personality - rough. He won’t hesitate to absolutely fuck your brains out. Though if you don’t like it he’s always willing to slow down. Yeah I said it, he’s not the type to speed up when you say he’s going too fast.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Before important missions he always likes to enjoy a quickie with his beloved. It’s almost like a parting gift for him so he likes them quite a bit. And if he gets in the mood before a pillar meeting it’s likely to happen.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Personally, he’s very open to doing whatever. Semi-public sex is a piece of cake for him. He only ever goes as far as his S/O is willing to go though.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

You better bet you’re in for a long night because his stamina is through the roof. This is Sanemi we’re talking about! He totally paid attention in pillar training.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Considering this is the Taisho era he probably wouldn’t own them. In a modern au? Who are we kidding, of course he owns them! He most likely uses them on his partner. He especially uses it when you’re reaching your climax to heighten your pleasure.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

This man. Is the. Biggest teaser. The World. Has ever. Seen!! I mean it’s one of his kinks for goodness’s sake! It’s pretty much nonstop.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

I imagine him to be the type to grow in volume over time. He’ll make grunts and breathy moans when he gets close. He’s managed to master the art of being quiet when needed. Though he curses a fuck ton.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

He gets jealous very easily. If he hears anyone flirting with you he’ll beat the shit out of them before absolutely fucking your brains out. Possessive man but make it sexy. He’ll litter you in kisses so the next time you see the person hitting on you, they’ll know you’re already taken by him.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I’d imagine he has more girth than length. Thick as hell with the length being a bit bigger than average. Though he has several veins that are pretty sensitive. As for his body, you already know he has a great build. Scars everywhere but that’s the sexy part.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Due to being a very busy person he doesn’t get much time to have you for himself. Though if he gets a break you better bet it’s almost every day. You know what they say, a healthy relationship has a healthy sex life. <3

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

To be completely fair I think all of the hashira (and just highly ranked slayers) have gotten so used to fighting at night they pretty much never sleep. It takes a while for him to rest because his aftercare process is so long too.

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I hope you enjoyed sunshines <3 At the moment I am very sleepy so I don’t have much to say other than make sure to drink lots of water and stay safe!!

#sanemi #sanemi shinazugawa #kny #kimetsu #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #headcanon #headcanons #demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer headcanon #kimetsu no yaiba demon slayer #demon slayer x reader #sanemi x reader #shinazugawa sanemi #sanemi x you #sanemi smut #sanemi shinazugawa x reader #sanemi x y/n #demon slayer x you #demon slayer x y/n #kimetsu no yaiba x reader #kimetsu no yaiba x you #kimetsu no yaiba x y/n #shinazugawa #shinazugawa smut

[minheelovelee]

could you please write a jeff nsfw a-z as well?<3

thanks for requesting anon!

jeff nsfw a-z

warnings: nsfw:)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- so tired. he pretends to fall asleep when you ask him to get a towel. just kick him a little. he’ll get one eventually.

- traces all the marks he left on you. kisses each one as an apology. especially if they’re hard to cover up. whoops.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- doesn’t really have a favorite body part on himself. if he did, he would never admit it.

- LOVES CHEST. BOOB. he just thinks they’re great! especially in his mouth. or his hands.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- likes it messy. doesn’t mind having to clean up after. likes cumming on your face. tells you it’s good for your skin. too scared to cum inside.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- if you leave your clothes at his place, he’s using them to jerk off. no shame in the game.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

- zero experience. he’s seen pr*n and such related content, but not the real thing. he doesn’t really know what he’s doing, but his instincts guide him well. you wouldn’t know he was a virgin.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

- likes when you’re on your back with your knees bent up on your chest. also likes it from behind.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- surprisingly, he’s pretty serious. he has the vibe of someone who would joke around, but he doesn’t take it lightly. s*x is a little important to him.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- he trims well. doesn’t want to look like he didn’t try.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- he fucks you like he hates you. not big on romance during s*x. he’s very passionate, and it peeks through sometimes.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- he gets off a few times weekly. he doesn’t have a routine or anything. if he has time, he’s gonna jack off because he’s bored.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

- clothed s*x. he thinks it’s hot when you’re both so desperate that you don’t even think to take your clothes off. also likes the fact that he didn’t even need to take your little shorts off to make you cum.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

- his bedroom for sure. alone preferably. he gets pretty frisky with you, so it’s better to be in a safer location.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- little clothes. crop tops. jean shorts. crazy.

- being suggestive over the phone. if you send him a risky text or say something hot on facetime, he’s asking you to come over NOW. also spooning. 🥄

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- likes hurting you, but not really hurting you. no knives, blood, or anything like that.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

- gives fantastic head. will take you in any position, too. i think he prefers giving bc he likes to be constantly doing something. sitting around while you suck his dick is a little lame.

- But, he likes receiving too. mostly lets you do your thing. it’s the only time he gives up control.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

- rough. quick. he knows exactly what he wants, so he just goes for it. he can be a little much at some times. if you ask him to slow down, he will. it’s just not his default.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

- not a big fan. he wants time snuggle and talk after the deed.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

- he can take risks. he’s open to just about anything. if you ask for it, he’ll give it to you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

- he can last a up to three rounds. doesn’t really want to go more than that. also has the ability to make himself last for hours. has more willpower than most people.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- i don’t think he owns any. he likes using vibes on you. might hold one between you just to see who lasts longer.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

- he’s hit-or-miss. he can be an angel or a meanie. he has enough restraint to make your life hell, but usually gives in because he’s needy too.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

- not loud overall. he might hiss or gasp, but he doesn’t start really making noise until he’s close. he’s not big on talking, but he comes up with something clever to say every once in a while.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

- ask to dom him. just once. he’ll let you on rare occasions. he would actually love to sub every once in a while for an older girl. thinks it’s super hot.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

- i’m not sure, but i have a feeling he’s average. like 6 inches on a great day. usually like 5.4 inches. pretty thick though.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

- relatively high. it builds up quickly. he’s not even h*rny all the time, but he gets hard often. 2-3 times a week is enough for him.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- he usually falls asleep within 30 minutes. he’s pooped. likes to check up on you and talk before going to sleep. big big big fan of post-s*x snuggles

#mhll epex #mhll jeff

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A-Z Fluff (Tae Young Edition)

Gen ;; Fluff - Alphabet Headcanons

Warnings ;; nope

Proofread + Edited ;; lmao

Auth. Note ;; WELCOME TO DAY 23 OF THE 4*TOWN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN !! Our third post of the night !!

This is one of many posts tonight, so please go check out the advent calendar pinned to my page for each day's post :DD

Enjoy !! <3

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A = Activities (What kind of things do you do?)

Tae likes to watch documentaries with you,, not just ones on animals (though David Attenborough is Tae's hero) but on anything

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

He doesn't want many kids, 2 maximum, but he'd love to foster kids and maybe adopt one someday

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

Little spoon <3

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Animal sanctuaries and rehabilitation centres can be one if the locations he'll take you but a classic Tae Young date is a picnic in the park

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world)

You are his peace

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

When he saw how gentle and patient you are with his doves, it was his first time letting anyone, let alone you, near his doves so seeing you handle then with such care really affected his heart lmao

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

The most gentle probably,, he spends a lot of his time tending to injured animals, especially Doves, so he has a gentle touch by default at this point

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

He likes to hold your hand and fiddle with it,, whether that be swinging both of your hands between you as you walk or simply playing with you fingers

I = Injury (How would they react if you got hurt?)

P calm,, again he handles injured animals everyday, he'll take care of you np

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

Nah,, he might get a bit huffy, like T, about lack of attention but Tae trusts you too much to be jealous

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

V softly,, it's incredibly sweet.

You initiated the first kiss, you wanted to so you asked, he said yes and you kissed him lma

L = Love (Who says I love you first?)

Him,, one day while looking after his Foster doves together

M = Memory (What's their favourite memory together?)

Watching the first blue planet documentary with you,, you just let him ramble on about and actually listened, it was v nice :))

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Tae brings you flowers all the time but they're not exactly bought flowers,, if you ask for something he'll buy it for you but otherwise he doesn't think of buying gifts all that often

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

White like his doves,, pure, innocent and loving

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

Tae doesn't really use pet names, no reason really either

Q= Questions (What are the questions they’re always asking?)

"Did you know *insert random animal fact*?"

"How are you today?"

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

DOCUMENTARY MARATHON !! DAVID ATTENBOROUGH,, HERE HE COMES !!

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

For someone else,, Tae probably show them funny animal videos on youtube and ramble fun facts about whatever animal is on screen until the other person felt better

For himself,, he'd watch funny animal videos with you and tell you fun facts about each one as it pops up on screen

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Animals, environmental efforts, band stuff, gossip

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH DOCUMENTARIES,, HERE TAE COMES !!

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

After a year or more of dating,, Tae would take you on a picnic and propose at the end with the ring being tied around the foot of a Dove that he sends to you with a message asking you to marry him,, then que the speech lmao

X = Xylophone (What's their song?)

Roar - Katy Perry

Y = Yearning (How well do they cope when they’re separated from their S/O?)

He's okay,, Tae's a little bit clingy so he misses you a fair bit.. expect plenty of video and voice calls while you're apart.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

A budgie because why not lmao

#4town christmas countdown #4town #4town headcanons #4town tae young #4town tae young x reader #4town x reader #x reader

[d4djobesemuses]

"T-That is... hurrphf... s-such a grim... o-outlook for Gensokyo..."

Panting, groaning, moaning in discomfort mixed with a subtle tinge of delight of which she was desperate to shake her mind away from, Remilia fanned at herself, the sudden, forceful bloatedness working up a bit of a sweat on her often-burdened body. Even if she was more or less undead her body was still constantly overheating due to the sheer effort it took to just function normally, organs struggling to do their job on a daily basis, and slowly growing worse with each passing week, with each added pound to her once lithe frame.

"I-I'm not sure if we should... hic... g-give in just like that... w-what will become of us at this rate...?"

Oh she knew quite well what would happen. She's seen it, fae' gorging until their poor lil' bodies gave up and exploded in a mess of gore and fairy dust, Youkai immobilized by their size all across the land of illusions, either starving to death once they're too big to feed themselves, or going out on one final binge before repeating the process anew once their bodies regenerated later on...

It was... gruesome. And yet, little by little, it became the norm for many around here...

"UURPH... oogh e-excuse me... a-are you alright my friend? E-Even if you've willingly submitted to this lifestyle, it must still feel painful at times no?"

A chubby hand would reach towards Patchouli's gut, idly rubbing across the overfed mass, worried about her friend's... "comfort", if there's any at this point...

Patchouli felt the pressure of her friend's flabby hand come down on her tender, sensitive, overstretched skin, with how unbelievably full she was at all times, it was a miracle that alone wasn't enough to send her vomiting her previous meals all over herself and the mistress of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

With the catastrophe narrowly avoided, Patchouli swallowed down some digest threatening to fly out of her mouth, and wheezed hastily, desperate for what little air she could chug down into her shrunken, pathetic lungs.

"C-comfort...? Ghurlk... Remi... hff... thish ish... hff... what I want... hahh... dishcomfort... pain... hahh... to be sho full... hff... sho faht... mmph~... t-that living... ish... mgff~... a conshtant... hahh~... sh-shruggle..!~..."

Patchouli's already reddned face from the sheer effort of living in her abhorrent state somehow got even redder, Remilia needn't think too hard to realize arousal was washing over her friend as she thought of the deathly state she was perpetually in.

"Surely... hff... you understand... hahh... hff... old friend?~"

She asked as if this mindset she had was shared with everyone by default... and given the state of Gensokyo, she might have been correct.

#fatchouli #fatchouli answer #remilia scarlet #death feederism