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d3klex · 3 months

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Lucifer: I know what my daughter wants. I AM THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER!!!!!

Alastor: ah yes? I was HERE when you were not present, I know more than you.

Lucifer: but you are not her father.

Alastor: does there have to be a blood connection, Lucifer?

[killer ducks appear in the shadows]

Charlie: DADS!!!

Both: YES MY CHILD???

Charlie: I need a hand, can you stop fighting?

Lucifer: of course my child, I'm the better of the two.

Alastor: sure, I'll be the fastest to do it.

Charlie: [sighs tiredly]

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d3klex · 1 month

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Rosie: I've known you for years and I'm sure you don't like men

Alastor: yes

Rosie: you can't stand them

Alastor: confirmed

Rosie: so how do you explain you and Lucifer?

Alastor: believe me it's like being with a woman

Rosie: ..... I am speechless

Alastor: yes my Lucifer has this effect

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d3klex · 6 months

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Callisto will always remain my favorite, because he is literally insane (especially for Penelope), only he could force all the blond men of the empire to dye their hair black. So Penelope only looked at him (what levels please).

#칼리스토 레굴루스 #romance manhwa #manhwa #web novel #manhwa recommendation #tappytoon #tapas comic #callisto x penelope #callisto regulus #penelope eckhart #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #페넬로페 에카르트 #villains are destined to die #vadd novel #vadtd #vadd #Callisto so idiot #i love them sm #d3klexpost

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d3klex · 3 months

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Alastar cannot stand men (with the exception of Lucifer) and in fact only has female friends

#d3klexpost #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel #alastor x lucifer #alastor #incorrect quotes #radio demon #alastor the radio demon #radioapple #appleradio #lucifer morningstar #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #MY PARENTS #i love him so much #babygirl

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d3klex · 12 days

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Luffy: I'm in the mood for a fast food sandwich.

Zoro: speak softly, idiot, don't let me hear you.

Sanji: what don't I need to hear?

Zoro: Shut up

Sanji:

Luffy: that I want a fast food sandwich.

Zoro: shit.

Sanji: do you prefer those sandwiches to the ones I make you?

Zoro: not again. . .

Sanji: answer Luffy.

Luffy: can't I choose?

Sanji: NO! YOU DON'T GO TO THOSE PLACES. I'll make you a sandwich a thousand times better.

Zoro: I'm tired

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d3klex · 2 months

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in all honesty, i don't understand why you don't like the couple Vaggie and Charlie. we have a sapphic domestic, communicating couple, so in love and you think it's boring? are we sure that the reason you throw hate on this couple is because they are women?

#d3klexpost #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel charlie #vaggie #charlie x vaggie #charlie morningstar

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d3klex · 1 month

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MUM AND DAD ARE TOGETHER AGAIN!!!

Luckily Callisto appeared for my Penelope

#d3klexpost #manhwa #manhwa recommendation #romance manhwa #i am literally screaming #vadtd #villains are destined to die #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #vadd #i love him #callisto regulus #callisto x penelope #penelope x callisto #penelope eckhart #페넬로페 에카르트 #칼리스토 레굴루스 #my PARENTS #악역의 엔딩은 죽음뿐

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d3klex · 28 days

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Gojo: [approaching Geto]

Geto: [stands still and closes his eyes because 99% will receive yet another kiss]

Gojo: [burps in his face]

Geto:

Gojo:

Gojo: wait, were you waiting for my kiss?

Geto: NO!!!

Gojo: come here honey ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

Geto: NO, get out of the way, you rude man.

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d3klex · 3 months

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#d3klexpost #小蘑菇 #little mushroom #danmei manhua #danmei novels #danmei #PARENTS #so gay #i love them sm #IM SCREAMING

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d3klex · 2 months

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Oikawa: I wonder if the fish know that they live inside water

Iwaizumi: please go to sleep

Oikawa: What if for them that's the sky and not water? And for them the fish are us?

Iwaizumi:

Iwaizumi: are you finished?

Oikawa: God I feel sorry for them I don't want to eat them anymore

Iwaizumi: Tooru damn it's 3 o'clock in the morning go to sleep

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d3klex · 3 months

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LET'S GO LESBIANSSSSS!

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d3klex · 4 months

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he is going crazy with gay panic

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d3klex · 5 months

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my mind is here

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d3klex · 21 days

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Takemichi: *sneaking home at 4 a.m.*

Koko: *waiting for him in the living room*

[they stare at each other]

Koko: tell me where you were

Inupi: it's 4 am Koko, can't you scold him at breakfast?

Koko: you shut your mouth

Koko: so?

Takemichi: I was with T-Toman

Koko:

Takemichi:

Koko: let me call them Inupi. haven't they seen what time it is?? how dare they. rather we take them directly by the hair. OI INUPI don't go back upstairs to sleep. INUPI!!!

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d3klex · 6 months

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they are everything to me

AAAA THIS SCENE MY HANDS ARE SHAKING THERE I LOVE MY PARENTS

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d3klex · 5 months

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the most beautiful man

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