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beekeeperspicnic · 7 months

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[IMG Description - A comic strip with a cartoon of a woman with big round glasses speaking to the reader.

Hello Tumblr! I'm Jabbage, I'm making a game called the Beekeeper's Picnic. You play retired Sherlock Holmes trying to assemble the perfect picnic for Watson and solving cosy mysteries! Since this is Tumblr I need to tell you that you can decide the direction the relationship between Holmes and Watson will take - friends? found family? Queerplatonic partners? Romantic partners? Also there's a dog and you can tell him he's a good good boy. You can play an extended demo for free, and the game is currently funding on Kickstarter. Thanks for checking out my project! <3]

Check out the Kickstarter & Demo here!

You can follow this account for game updates, and reblogging super dooper appreciated!

#sherlock holmes #game development #mystery games #kickstarter #indie games #dare i tag this johnlock #i'm going to do it #johnlock

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cassiopoet · 20 days

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Chapped

We were never going to work

like chapped lips

I lick mine and kiss yours;

it only made things worse.

4/11/24 via @cassiopoet

art is mine :]

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lecoindecachou · 10 months

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Do I hate that ship or do I just hate the shippers, a novel by me

#dare i tag the ships?#anti spuffy #anti snowbarry #anti buddie #anti supercorp #anti sterek #anti destiel #but in fairness i hate all spn fans equally #anti bughead #anti johnlock

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culverton · 2 months

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nobody told me house md has the most tragic reichenbach fall of all time

#HAUNTED AND HAUNTING #house md #perhaps worse than bbcs i wont lie #hilson #trmojas #<- tagged unironically #dare i say #johnlock #Youtube #s07e16

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random-bean-allie · 4 months

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what exactly compels people to insult fics in PUBLIC bookmarks??

like sir, the writer is a random person who's writing for fun and has decided to share their creation with us so that hopefully some of us can have a few minutes of joy in our day!! that's amazing!

if you don't like it - just click out. it's not like they tricked you into giving them your firstborn, chill out and be respectful.

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consult-sherlockholmes · 2 years

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If we are ‘clogging up the tags’ I do advise to use drain declogger, as it is very effective at corpse disposal, dissolving any tissue except bones with it’s alkaline solution. However, you will have to kill us first and chop us into little bits to fully submerge into the declogger to speed up the decomposition process. But you still have to get rid of the bones then, just crush them with a hammer, or keep them as a souvenir. Good luck, you will need it.

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opalroots · 1 year

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well, for some ungodly reason i have let a homosexual STRANGER into my house multiple times and now they have made me watch all 4 seasons of bbc sherlock

and let me tell you that boy, if you want a new spin on the detective whodunnit genre with clever subversions and unholy amounts of gay tension, just watch dirk gently's holistic detective agency instead you'll thank me

#dirk gently #do i dare tag this with sherlock or will i get lynched by the insatiable horde of johnlock tumblrinas lurking deep deep down in the abyss #fuck it #sherlock

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chriscalledmesweetie · 3 months

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But It's a Ten, John!

“Don’t you dare respond to that text.”

“It’s Lestrade.”

“It could be the queen for all I care. Don’t respond.”

“It might be a case.”

“It could be a hundred cases. Don’t even look at your phone.”

“It’s a locked room triple homicide!”

“I told you not to look. Put the phone down.”

“But it’s a ten, John!”

“I don’t care if it’s an eleven. Drop the phone.”

“The scale only goes up to ten.”

“Sherlock, I am not going to ask you again. Drop the phone or I’m pulling out.”

“Fine. But this fuck had better be a ten.”

The OTW invited folks to create drabbles incorporating the number 10 on February 15th to celebrate the 10th annual International Fanworks Day. I spent 10 minutes on this little tidbit for you. It’s inspired by a scene from The Only One in the World, I Invented the Job by @apliddell.

I’m tagging some folks who might be interested. Please let me know if you’d like me to tag or untag you.

@mydogwatson @totallysilvergirl @bluebellofbakerstreet @sarahthecoat @helloliriels @daisyfairy1 @imnova @kittenmadnessandtea @marta-bee @whodwantmeasaflatmate @iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant @jobooksncoffee @peanitbear @bakingsherlycakes @missdeliadilisblog @kettykika78 @stellacartography @shelleysprometheus @iamjustreading @chinike @sgam76 @loves-to-read-fanfic @inevitably-johnlocked @johnlockismyreligion @calaisreno @with-a-ghost-mr-holmes @macgyvershe

#IFDrabble #sherlock #johnlock #sherlock ficlet #johnlock ficlet #my fic

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topsyturvy-turtely · 3 months

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turtely's OTP challenge

now on ao3! (tumblr link)

read day 5 here:

summary: Sherlock had noticed that John always distracts him from his scar. The curious detective finally dares to test that boundary...

Mature (i think), 1557 words. Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, scar worship, they are both naked the entire time and yet i didn't write smut - a true lesbian move

tag list! (tell me if you wanna be added or removed💚) @justanobsessedpan @helloliriels @catlock-holmes @fluffbyday-smutbynight @inevitably-johnlocked @hisfavouritejumper @rhasima @forfucksakejohn @ohlooktheresabee @turbulenttrouble @so-youre-unattached-like-me @totallysilvergirl @peanitbear @train-mossman @loki-lock @smulderscobie @timberva @grace-in-the-wilderness @chinike @pansherlock @the-smol-bean-libby-blog @jawnn-watson @whatnext2020 @escapingthereality @missdeliadili @kettykika78 @musingsofmyown @7-percent @speedymoviesbyscience @astudyin221b @francj15 @almosttinycowboy @ladylindaaa @we-r-loonies @mxster-jocale @sherlockcorner @noahspector @our-stars-graveside @jobooksncoffee @baker-street-blog @psychosociogentleman @quickslvxrr @macgyvershe @myladylyssa @johnlock2708 @battledress @a-victorian-girl @dreamerofthemeadow @oetkb12 @ohnoesnotagain @mutedsilence @muddboi @raenchaosandcozyadashofmurder

#turtely writes #turtely's otp challenge #johnlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock #john watson #sherlock holmes #johnlock fic

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meetinginsamarra · 6 months

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Whumptober Day 24 "goodbye note"

“I don’t know what to answer, Sherlock.”

“It’s fine, you don’t have to.” Sherlock looked up at John, studying his face. “I am glad to finally have said it. You saved me in Serbia and now you saved me from dying again by the hands of Smith.”

John shook his head. “That’s not actually true.” He had to come clear of another painful truth. “I didn’t save you from Smith.”

“I don’t understand,” Sherlock frowned, confused, “you came to rescue me. You reanimated me. You literally brought me back to life.”

John averted his eyes, adressing the wall instead of Sherlock.

“But I wouldn’t have come back out of my own volition at first. I mean…” John rubbed his forehead, thinking hard.

“It has not been my intention to return to the hospital at all. You see, I have vistited you once before and that was supposed to be the last time we would see each other. I wanted to sever all ties. You have been asleep when I arrived and I could not, I would not dare to wake you because I was afraid that I might be unable to say goodbye if you had the chance to talk me out of it. So, I have let you sleep and took the easy way out. I left my walking stick as my goodbye note, knowing you would understand the meaning of it. I have been a coward. Such a fucking coward!”

Tears dropped down as John cried silently.

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find the fic on AO3 HERE

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Please tell me if anybody wants to get tagged or untagged (just say it, I won’t get mad).

@helloliriels @calaisreno @7-percent @lisbeth-kk @peageetibbs @gaylilsherlock @totallysilvergirl @alexisnoir @blogstandbygo @jobooksncoffee @missdeliadili @kabubsmagga @mary-johnlocked @vaticancameos221 @kestrelwing64 @sabsi221b @jelly-of-many-ships

#whumptober 2023 #no.24 #goodbye note #Sherlock #fic #my sherlock fanfics #slowly suffocating

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littlebigboys · 8 months

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Fandom Text RP Partner Search

Hello! I'm Kathryn! Age: Over 18 Experience: 10+ years RP Time: Multiple daily responses due to text rp NO OCS18+ ONLY

Text rp prompts survive on timeskips, no matter how big or small!

Have you ever wanted to start a roleplay but you just don't have enough time to crank out the replies that are needed? Or you start a roleplay that you adore, but the piles of paragraphs end up burning you out faster and faster? These things are what have put me off from roleplaying for years, but now since omegle is banning people for skipping chats, I'm bringing the fight back to ol'reliable.

For anyone who doesn't know, text rps are for roleplays that take place entirely though text format. The exact reason for that varies between texting, magical notes, mental communication, or just purely for convenience. Whatever the time period calls for. Could also be called script rp.

The way the format works is that you type your character's line of dialogue, then end it with your character's initials.

(johnlock) ex:

(From me) Tell your friend to leave. SH

(From you) Excuse me? JW

Surely you can read. Send him off. SH

And why would I do that. JW

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This can lead to rapid fire responses and a much longer rp life. But all roleplays depend on good prompts with a long lifespan, and that's something we can work on together! I also have a few ideas. The bolden characters are the ones that you would play! Some are general ideas, some are full blown prompts! Interact w post and see!

Character A!Experiment, Character B!Scientist's son (through the years? starting as kids?)

Character A!English Teacher, Character B!Recent Graduate

Character A!Gangster, Character B!Rival Gangster's spouse/kid

Character A!Anyone, Character B!Dared to send nude to random phone contact

Character A!College roommate(pining?) Character B!College roommate(pining?)

Character A!Celebrity Character B!Anyone

Character A!Bodyguard Character B!Royalty

Character A!Engaged Royalty Character B!Engaged Royalty

That's what I have rn. Post might be updated or reposted w more prompt ideas but it is currently nearly one in the morning. If none of my ideas sounded fun but the text rp is something you think you might like, please check out the fandoms in the tags and interact with the post so I can reach out! Or just dm me tbh, whichever.

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m-y--p-a-s-s-i-o-n-s · 6 months

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20 Questions for Fic Writers!

Thanks for the tag, @lizzy0305 <333

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

162

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

622,263 - surprisingly low for how many fics I have, but a bunch are drabbles so I guess that checks.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

What fandoms don't I write for? XD

Supernatural. Sherlock. Star Trek. Teen Wolf. Marvel. Harry Potter. Merlin. James Bond. Lucifer. House MD. Primeval. Doctor Who. Venom. The Witcher. The Old Guard. Ted Lasso. Detroit Become Human. Good Omens. Our Flag Means Death. Hannibal.

Plus a few others.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Meant To Be - AOS Star Trek

5 Times Jim Forgot About Vulcan Hand Sensitivity & 1 Time He Didn't - AOS Star Trek

Making Love - Venom

Lunch Break - House MD

Truth Or Dare - Supernatural

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I try to respond to every comment provided its not hate, I ignore hate. I want people to know that their comment is truly appreciated from the bottom of my heart. Comments are food for the writer's soul.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Probably either The Void (TOS Star Trek) or Forever (SPN) or most of my SPN Endverse fics.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Most of my fics have happy endings, I live for them! Hmmm trying to think of particularly fluffy ones though... The Prince and The Princess - (AOS Star Trek) What No Man Has Done Before - (AOS Star Trek X HP) Good News - (DBH) Afterlife - (TOS Star Trek)

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Not too much, but it happens every so often. Why people can't just exit a fic or not interact with it if they don't like it is beyond me.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Sure do. Um, explicit and M/M but the specifics vary depending on pairing and fic. Been getting more detailed and more adventurous with it over the years though.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Ohhhh boi have I ever written a crazy crossover XD

Convergence - where I brought many many fandoms (and even more ships) together in a story with an actual plot.

Its not my only crossover, but it's by far the craziest.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Not that I'm aware of, but I have been asked if some can be translated before, just never heard from them again.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

In a way with @lizzy0305 who started Fragments ages ago and then I finished it because we both knew she wasn't going to finish it.

and also Double Date with weegie8 a long long time ago.

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

My OTP of OTPs is Spirk <3

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Theres a johnlock fic that could be the first wip i never go back to.

and an SPN and a Stanner fic that both could stay wips forever, but honestly it just takes one spark in my brain and the right mood and I could finish any of these, so never say never.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Not sure really. My fluff is extra tooth rotting? XD Also once I get used to a character their voice is easy to channel I suppose.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Feels like everything when you're trying to write a damn fic XD um, maybe not putting in enough details into a scene.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I often use Vulcan language in Star Trek fics, I think it adds to it. However I get that it can be annoying to not understand a piece of likely important dialogue cause its in another language. It doesn't bother me though.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Technically HP when I was teen, before I knew what fandom and fanfiction were. But when I was in the know it was Supernatural.

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

How can I just pick one? I'll pick a multichapter and a one shot that I love.

The One That Got Away - TOS Star Trek

The Update - DBH

Tagging: @dayspring-askanison @heartshapedvows @doonarose

#tag game #thankies <3

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daughterofhecata · 5 months

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20 Questions For Fic Writers

I was tagged by @a-different-equation, thank you for that!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

...520, as of right now.

2. What’s your total A03 word count?

Right now it's 916,952 words. If I can get somewhat out of this writing slump, I should be able to crack the 1mil next year.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Drei Fragezeichen/Three Investigators pretty much exclusively (506/520) with the occasional Tatort (Berlin) fic thrown in.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Don't tell him! (DDF, Peter/Bob)

Eine Studie in Flurfunk (Tatort Saarbrücken, Leo/Adam)

comfort (Kingsman, Eggsy/Merlin)

Truth or Dare (Criminal Minds, Derek/Spencer) (don't look at this one. it's bad.)

the answering to every prayer i prayed (DDF, PB&J)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Yep! Love it! Because fic writing is also about community and i love talking to people about fic!

6. What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

...probably 9mm, although some of the oneshots in the sometimes suffering is just suffering collection probably aren't much better (special mention for Kammerspiel, I guess.). If you go look at these, please mind the tags.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I write a lot of fluffy shit and I do love my happy endings, two fics that specifically come to mind are Vegas Wedding (Peter/Skinny wedding) and weil dieses timing immer irgendwas gegen uns hat (Cotta/Victor, who meet five times over the years but the timing is only right the sixth time and they're so so relieved they finally get to be together).

8. Do you get hate on your fic?

I got one weird comment a long time ago that boiled down to "trans!Cotta is unrealistic and not canon" (okay, chill?) and more recently (i think earlier this year or late last year) someone going "please block me so I don't have to see your fics anymore" (dude, just exclude me from the search???) but apart from that it's been quiet, although there do seem to be some people in the broader fandom that absolutely loathe me (or so I've been told xD).

9. Do you write smut?

*looks at the past two years' Kink January fills* *looks at the current Kink January fills I should be writing* ...sometimes? xD

10. Do you write crossovers?

Don't think I have yet. Although there is a poem in my drafts that I wrote for a Creative Writing seminar that parallels Lolita and Persephone, I guess that counts as a crossover in ao3 terms?

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I'm aware of.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Someone asked me a long time ago on ff.net if they could translate one of my johnlock fics but idk if they ever posted it. Also my little brother used to translate my johnlock fic into german for english practice xD

13. Have you ever co-written a fic?

Well, we started something last year, but I've never finished/published a co-written fic.

14. What‘s your all-time favourite ship?

...you can't ask me that. I can't possibly answer that.

15. What’s the WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

...there are a lot of those. Let's all keep our fingers crossed I'll eventually finish the perfect part about it is: it's all that i've got because I'm actually still mad passionate about it.

16. What’s your writing strengths?

Dialogue, I like to think.

17. What’s your writing weaknesses?

Long fic, no discussion. I'm decent at oneshots and short-ish multi-chaps, but real actual long fic is a battle.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

Sure! Love it! Currently it's mostly the occasional french phrase for Victor, but there is abandoned Inglourious Basterds fic on my hard drive where the dialogue switched between English, German, and French.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Harry Potter.

20. Favourite fic you’ve ever written?

It's still out of hell, I'm pretty sure. Necessary Tragedies is also up there tho.

Tagging (no pressure tho): @crazy-walls, @peppsta, @alintheshitposter, @manahiel, @lalalenii & @pointwhitmark.

#i was tagged #thanks again!#this was fun!#kaj rambles #my stories #seriously tho. don't go look at the criminal minds fic. you can read the kingsman fic although i'd advise against it.#also we all know why 'don't tell him!' is my most kudos'd fic don't we 🙃

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msfbgraves · 2 years

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I ship Cherik. Me, and nearly all the X-Men fandom. It's the fandom flagship, and all possible iterations of the pairing may have seen the light of day by now.

We all ship it, while acknowledging that in canon, Erik has often been very willing to actively hurt or endanger Charles, even before the 'beach divorce', and after, too. (I'm referring to the method Erik uses to kill Shaw, knowing full well that Charles is part of that. Him dropping a stadium on Charles, him using Charles as a vehicle to kill all humans). And Charles can be a right bastard, too.

So fluffy!

But we deal with it: fixit AUs, tooth rotting fluff, blood curling angst. Nobody is posting DNI's for shipping Cherik even though their love can be anything but wholesome. We still don't go around calling 'abuse apologist' for writing a coffeeshop AU.

I also ship Silverusso, among a great many other Cobra Kai ships. This is a ship that, I'll grant, didn't start of from an honest place, and both are very willing to hurt the other. There's an age gap between the two, but even though some ship it between a 17 or 18 year old teenager (the timeline is incredibly vague and contradictory about that) and a man in his mid-thirties, presumably, it is also completely possible to ship it between a man in his fifties and one in his very late sixties or early seventies.

Because at some point, the attraction between the two was clearly mutual.

Yes, the canon attraction between them is subtextual, just as the majority of Cherik, but in the same "This subtext is rapidly becoming text" way, or the same way Johnlock never kissed in canon. (It was 2011, deal with it.)

And the fandom has the same range from tooth rotting fluff to blood curling angst.

Except this time, the larger fandom will block you for shipping it on sight.

"This is not a safe space for you!" non-shippers exclaim. "Don't you dare tag the gifs with the ship!"

I thought that was because love is only allowed to exist when it's happy, but then, Cherik isn't, or Hannigram. Is it because of the age gap? But why does that matter between two middle aged men? Is it because of violence in their past? But then why is Lawrusso a perfectly acceptable ship in that fandom? Johnny Lawrence harrassed Daniel LaRusso, pushed him off a cliff, nearly killed him in a mugging. But that's OK as long as they're both teenagers? Or is a power differential OK if it is a group of highly trained, rich, martial artist teenagers against one untrained poor teenager, but not if one of them was an adult at one point and the other wasn't (again, this is highly debatable)?

I mean the actors have absolutely no problem playing a dark sexual tension between the two, then or now. Neither did the Cherik actors. The writers have demonstrably no problem writing lines like: "I like this attitude on you", "It was easy to disrupt your marriage. You let me walk right in", or have a younger Daniel gushing about Silver. And the actors have great respect for each other.

But the non-shippers in this fandom keep making seperate call out posts on their blogs. Not content with saying it's their notp, but forbidding others to even interact with their posts (not comment, interact at all).

It can't be the violence in their past or present (for god's sake, it's cobra kai! How often have Johnny and Daniel fought?) It's not that dark ships are generally unacceptable on Tumblr. It must be that at one point, Daniel was a teenager and Silver was not.

But then, so is Gradence, and that fandom has never compelled me to post my fics on anon, or forbade me to read gifs as dark shippy.

Other fandoms seem to understand that you can be fascinated by love that isn't healthy, and you can go as dark or as feather light in fandom as you please.

Just learn what a NOTP is, CK stans. You're being very weird.

#cherik #silverusso

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loveable-sea-lemon · 1 year

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get to know me tag :3

tagged by @nothingissreal ty ilysm bestie 🥰

3 ships

vegaspete (help the brain rot is consuming me)

tinngun (I MISS THEM SO BAD ALREADY)

akkayan (bc i just finished moonlight chicken so now im thinking about them)

first ship

dare i say it... bbc johnlock 🤣

last song

good advice - acoustic by khai dreams

last movie

beauty and the beast (original)

currently reading

so many goddamn vegaspete fics i actually need help i'm subscribed to so many

the occasional college reading LOL

currently watching

bed friend (I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A YEAR 😭🫶🏻)

a boss and a babe (hi forcebook 😇)

the last of us

on hold: extraordinary attorney woo

currently consuming

just finished a bowl of midnight honey nut cheerios :3

currently craving

motivation to write fic 🫡

tagging (only if u want!)

@fiddlepickdouglas @victorydoll @thegirlyouknow @space-turtle-woes

#og posting #tag game

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olden-towne · 2 years

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I wrote this sketch for my sketch comedy group but it didn’t make into the show. I feel like the sense of humor I put into it would be more at home here on tumblr.

Gom Tarris - a young sith Volbra Verazol- a young jedi

[EXT a war torn battlefield, Gom Tarris wanders on, surveying the terrain. Volbra Verazol runs in from offstage]

Volbra

Please, I beg of you end this madness

Gom

It was not my hand that fired the first volley, but mine will be the one to fire the last, Volbra Verazol.

Volbra

We were as close as two padawans could be during our time at the academy, what happened?

Gom

You know very well what you did, Volbra.

Volbra

You forced my hand when you fell to the dark side

Gom

All I did was become emotionally invested in Homestuck

Volbra

Homestuck is cringe

Gom

Cringe is a concept invented by the jedi

Volbra

Your sith ways are nothing but the lies of a venomous snake

Gom

Do you dare insult the ways of sith lord Andrew Hussie themself? I know there is cringe in your heart as well, Volbra Verazol

Volbra

I know not of what you speak, your words are as empty as your heart

Gom

Oh but you do know, we both know that you are a follower of the unholy trinity

Volbra

The only thing that leaves your mouth is lies, end this or the next thing to leave it, will be your tongue

Gom

I speak only truth, you know better than I of your devotion to SuperWhoLock.

Volbra

[Volbra ignites his lightsaber] enough of your incessant chattering you weasel, I may have contributed to the destiel tag on ao3, perhaps I cosplayed as the eleventh doctor at comic con, I may have even gotten into protracted internet arguments over the Johnlock conspiracy but my heart is not as cringe yours, brony.

Gom

[Gom Tarris ignites his lightsaber] yes I’m horse famous, I will admit it for I feel no shame, but I am not the only furry on this battlefield, am I Volbra Verazol?

Volbra

How did you know!?

Gom

I felt it in the force, a wolf fursona? Really Volbra? How uninspired.

Volbra

They are popular for a reason

Gom

What they are is low-effort

Volbra

Enough of this I’ll never fall to the dark side.

Gom

Oh but you will, don’t you feel it Volbra? the draw to the cringe.

Volbra

No, Gom Tarris, I will never be as cringe as you.

Gom

You’ve debated the veracity of the Johnlock Conspiracy while dressed as doctor who

Volbra

HIS NAME IS THE DOCTOR!

[with this Volbra Verazol charges at Gom Tarris lightsaber ready to strike, Gom Tarris raises his saber to block the blow, black out right before they hit.]

#star wars #homestuck #superwholock #mlp:fim

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