Hey it's about your boyfriend. Yeah sorry, we sent him to the Shadow Realm. Just in the dub, though. In the sub he's dead.
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Dick: Jason, what are these?
Jason: They’re “Welcome Back” stickers.
Dick: Why do you have a whole roll of them?
Jason: They’re the invites for my next funeral!
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I'm still on my train of thought that Funtime Freddy pulled a "Count the Ways" on Sun and THAT'S why we haven't seen him in the lore videos yet.
Like you mean that Funtime Freddy wants to kill Sun.. or Sun asked FT Freddy to kill him and FT Freddy being his unhinged self agreed..
Or maybe I understood your words wrong..
But I can imagine that Sun is like "I want to die but idk how to do that cause I'm an animatronic.. it's hard to kill a robot"
And then FT Freddy comes in and starts singing "Count the Way" and he finishes with "so what Sun? Do you agree?"
And Sun is like "could you do this for me?" 🥺👉👈✨
FT Freddy "yes and I can do more" 😏 (it sounds sus but it's still about killing Sun.. umm..)
And Sun looks at FT Freddy like that
Sorry for such a little bit dark humor but for me it's the best way of coping
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[Harumi and Morro looking at Lloyd’s dead body]
Morro: I wonder what was going through his head as he died.
Harumi: A bullet.
The Ninja:
(Art by crumb cuptoast love them)
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Me: does something potentially dangerous
My anxiety: OMG WE ARE GONNA DIE 😟😧👎❌😳
My depression: OMG WE ARE GONNA DIE 💖☺️☀️🌷👐
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Go ahead, try it
aka Bandee is done with your shit
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If Sonic & Shadow don't kiss when Sonic Prime season 3 comes out, im going to kill myself. /hj.../j
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The concept of Canon accuracy in roleplays is dead and I was the one to make the life leave it's eyes
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sry yall, got the flu then nearly died of dehydration <3
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TW: dark humour, jokes about sxicide.
Bro I attempted 4 times now and failed every single time, Am I last breath sans or is dying too heterosexual🧍?
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im going to fucking kill someone i hate my family (<- has experienced three (3) inconveniences at the same time)
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