WHAT THE TYPES ARE DOING ON A NIGHT OUT AT THE BAR
*for the stereotypes*
NUMBER 14 WILL SHOCK YOU!
Esfp - dancing up the front, even if no one else is. Trying to start a rave.
Istj - attempting stand up comedy at the unattended microphone. Dad jokes only.
Isfp - Holding a beer they never manage to finish, sitting at a back table and laughing too loudly at istj's jokes.
Estp - making stupid bets on everything, including intp. Like - purposely stupid bets for laughs. Because money isn't real.
Esfj - Making friends, getting everyone's number. Offends infp by complimenting them in a weird way.
Istp - They start by having a few drinks by themselves at a table in the corner, scrolling through their phone. An hour in, they're suddenly everywhere, and seem to know everyone.
Estj - out the back calling health and safety because they saw a few violations. Is convinced enfj should be arrested.
Isfj - keeps sending their meal back to the kitchen, very sorry to do so though, it just has to be exactly right.
Entp - thinks they're in a Pizza Hut. Is asking a waitress why there's no pizza on the menu.
Infp - is crying cos esfj offended them. Has lots of people comforting them. By the end of the night, they're best friends with esfj.
Enfj - has brought a pet and is showing it off. Tries to make estj kiss it when they insist it needs to leave.
Intp - Is trying to convince everyone to vote for them at the 2030 election, just in case they decide to run. Estp is betting they'll win and intp promises 60% return if they invest in the campaign.
Entj - got caught up in a conversation and enthusiastically told everyone they know how to play piano. Now they're booked in to play at a party next week, and they only know Mary had a little lamb, so they're having a panic attack cos they don't know how to get out of this. They'll probably move.
Intj - table top dancing. Pg 13 style. While dancing, looks down to continually reassure entp they're at pizza hut, even though they know they're not.
Infj - sees the game, picks one player as their favourite and loudly roots for them. Encourages estp to keep making stupid bets.
Enfp - tries to start karaoke without anyone else wanting them to. Cringey dances with esfp.
*this may be the most accurate post I've ever made :') *
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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao
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pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc
against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"
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