No Longer In Service
Okay
Okay
hear me out
Ghost King Danny Summoning!
The heroes fail to stop it, everyone is panicking, they feel like they’ve truly failed to stop it. etc etc
EVERYONE is ready to fight for their final life.
They’re as ready as they can be to go against something so evil JLD are scared of it.
SO when the dome that was sealing them away from the summoner finally shatters they are expecting some huge eldritch being, something made of pure nightmares... Only...
Only to find an old tape recorder in the middle of the summoning circle...
Everything is dead silent. No one moves...
Then it clicks on and makes a loud noise.
The noise?
It was the no longer in service beep.
“We’re, not, sorry.” a teenage voice began after the beep ended, startling everyone as they weren’t expecting this at all “But the Ghost King you are trying to reach is no longer in service or rather King anymore. Thus any big evil world ending plans you have made will not be approved during my reign. Please, get a life and try to actually live it because I will not be ending anyone's or mass genocide anything... Also to the really insane Fruitloop that tried summoning a being with the warning of "will cause the end of your world". I am the Ghost King now, eventually everything and everyone will enter my domain regardless of who, when, how, or why. That is something I can wait for, I got no reason to speed it up.... So have a pleasant day and enjoy being arrested or ended for doing this dumb summoning if you decided to do this in front of like everyone in your world or something... Goodbye!”
The world went silent after that.
That...
None of them were expecting that at all.
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OMFG Danny Phantom is 20 years old!?!!?
I feel so old TwT
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Danny: “i may not have parents at the moment, but i can still get by fine on my own, Red Robin.”
Batman, through the comms: “you don’t have parents?”
Red Robin: “shit-“
Danny: “what? what’s going on?”
Batman: [*appears out of the shadows with adoption papers in hand*]
Danny: “nope.” [*starts sprinting away as fast as he can*]
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I lied. I don’t actually like sex. Put your clothes back on, I’m going to explain the entire cult classic 2004-07 nickelodeon cartoon "Danny Phantom" and then I'm gonna ask about your tolerance to gore.
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Batman chasing phantom around gothem threatening adoption
Phantom has been hiding out in gothem after an incident with vlad, he's somehow gained the bats attention
Batman is around danny for less than 5 minutes before his adoption senses go off, phantom manages to escape but bruce has alfred prapare a room, prepared the batkids and has the adoption papers ready
The next time batman and phantom meet, phantom tries to sass his way out but batman has something else on his mind
He walks up to him and says "sighn here"
Phantom asks "what this"
Batman "adoption-"
Phantom didnt let him finish his sentence, batman is known as a serial adopter and dannys trying to get away from one crazy man trying to adop him, HE DOSENT WANT ANOTHER
Less than an hour later their are videos of the sassy new meta in gothem running away from batman screaming that he'd rather be sent to arkam than be adopted
While batman responded with 'it is inevitable you will become my new child' while chasing after him, adoption papers visible in his hands.
The batkids see it and start placing bets on when phantom will give into batman because he's right...
The adoption is inevitable
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saw this seal and immediately thought of him
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