#god this shit is hilarious

[blep-23]

Dear god. Misfits and Magic is so fuckin funny. I can’t stop laughing.

#misfits and magic #evan kelmp #sam black #xx broken dreams xx #whitney jammer #god this shit is hilarious

[sparring-spirals]

imogen fumbling shit is just eternally good fodder for memes, alright. and its at least partly BECAUSE of how powerful she is. someone tripping while using a nerf gun? funny. someone dramatically hoisting up an outfit matchin heavy death laser gun and then immediately tripping and landing on their face? phenom. sometimes she goes "GROVEL" and the enemies grovel and we all go "oooooh" and "aaaahhh" and sometimes she just gets fully ignored and gets so huffy and petulant and ineffectually burns a cantrip just to be petty about it. sometimes she smites her enemies into dust with one move and renders a tree in half after threatening and other times she fucking. falls down a flight of stairs and accidentally sets everything on fire. fires a gun at her own team. loses all her hair. turns blue. etc.

Imogen lifts a humongous sand squid into the sky with her mind powers. Imogen is also falling out of a sky ship and landing on the desert sand far below and just. lying there. while her friend plays the flute in the background. epic hot failgirls NEED the HEIGHT to FAIL FROM. u gotta swing and miss sometimes!!! AND you gotta be REAL petty about it when u miss!!!! fucking fantastic.

#its like how fjord with no dignity is fantastic because fjord is Hot and Charismatic and ClearHeaded under pressure but also #has never had a good experience with an animal despite being wild mother follower. tried to yell a flower into submission (and failed). #u have to take ur hottest and most powerful warriors and make them eat shit every now and then with the same zealousness that they #absolutely wreck shop #I apologize I know I've reblogged like four posts about it its just so delightful #critical role #c3e58 #cr spoilers #imogen temult #shitpost #spar speaks #god with fjord and imogen there's just something about extremely powerful anxiety ridden Universes Personal Joke characters huh #whoops. I guess I might have a weakness after all. #theres a separate post about how her fucky morals and general anxiousness also collide hilariously but i realized i was losing the thread #what portion of it i hadnt already lost at least

[mewtwo24]

I finally finished reading the fourth volume of svsss in full, and thing is--the first time through I only read the bingqiu content because I was ravenous for more of their happy ending.

Turns out that was a perilous mistake.

Because I started reading the airplane extras. And I swear to god. MXTX is trying to kill me

What do you MEAN demon lord Binghe was sitting on his big fucking throne. All stoic and forbidding. Surrounded by his demon generals who don't know shit about human courtship. Asking them what he should do, fully demoralized by constant rejections from sqq, only to have airplane tell him to act more pathetic and needy. Which is already hysterically funny and insane, UNTIL LBH'S RESPONSE IS THIS, KILLING ME INSTANTLY:

LUO BINGHE. WHY DOES HE SAY IT LIKE: "I already tried that, didn't work--nothing works :/ not mean, not maidenly, not housewife, not spicy, not capable disciple. Is doubling down on clingy really all it will take? What's a born hater with only one love in his life to do????"

The dichotomy of him sitting there like 'how can I reach the unfathomable depths of shizun's heart?' A HEART HE'S ALREADY WON OVER, MIND and then in the Holy Mausoleum solving the puzzle without blinking and being like 'oh yeah you just have to hit the acupoints, no sweat.' Literally the comedy writes itself I'm so--

How am I supposed to be normal about this. MXTX understands the juicy quintessential queer joy of a person with the world's power at their fingertips wishing only for love. Willing to do anything to earn that love, when unbeknownst to them it's already been freely given. Totally not screaming and yelling and clawing at the walls

And that's not even touching airplane's uproarious account of events. The way he's like 'lol what's next, lbh and sqq are best friends now? smfh' only to see lbh TACKLE SQQ LOVINGLY. FOR SQQ TO BE BASHFUL ABOUT IT BUT SO SO FOND OF THE LITTLE SCAMP. This when we've been experiencing sqq's constant inner monologue of 'I'm so cool and so dignified about my role, truly the epitome of propriety and poser-level fortitude.' Meanwhile, in their universe:

Airplane constantly flaming???? Sqq and lbh in his observations????? His absolute bewilderment and confusion????? Legendary. No notes every single second of this shit was hilarious.

Airplane's comment that sqq + older adolescent lbh traveling together was just watching a couple in their honeymoon phase. OR the fact that lbh is exceedingly petty and refuses to share their food in the wake of airplane's interruption of their time together, until sqq relents sheepishly and insists airplane eat what's left (ONLY AFTER PLACATING LBH WITH MORE FOOD FROM HIS PLATE, SOBBING)

Watching airplane salivate over Mobei-Jun and acting like that's totally normal behavior. Finding out mbj and airplane got together first. Finding out sqq encouraged airplane. LIKE THIS. WHILE HE IS STILL IN DENIAL ABOUT HIS OWN FEELINGS:

Mobei-jun clearly thinking their arrangement is a forever thing, heartbroken his human abandoned him with all the hapless fury of a scorned wife swept away by false promises of fidelity. Airplane writing demons to be the type to beat up their crush lovingly and still unable to connect the dots about mbj's feelings. Mbj letting him go and respecting his wishes, only relenting when there's indication airplane was poorly processing his own feelings and didn't actually want to leave. Mbj caring for him and listening to him as soon as airplane voices what he needs directly and with clarity. None of these gays are functional and it's everything to me

Unrelated, but I physically can't hold this information in anymore:

I'm still reeling from younger lbh having his sexual awakening from the image of sqq wrapped in the immortal binding cables. Condemn me as you like he was so, so real for that.

And no I will not be taking any comments about how luo bingge couldn't bear to see luo binghe cherished in ways he never got to have and all the haunting implications of that. I will also not be taking any comments about luo binghe's instinct to look for sqq in that alternate universe, only to be shaken to the very core to be unable to find his shizun anywhere. The unspeakable and latent horror of his relentless mind likely piecing together what happened, but unable to say it; to suspect what is true, and live with the harrowing confusion of his double's actions. To blame himself, to assume that he had let his anger get the better of him in that world and result in unspeakable folly...

I also refuse to talk about how heartrending it is to hear Tianlang-jun weakly say "In the end, I really can't bring myself to hate humans." The implication that the foolishness of that hope and bright-eyed fondness--the very thing that put him through such unspeakable agony--couldn't be beaten out of him entirely. To discover that his faith in Su Xiyan hadn't been misplaced, to the contrary: his beloved hadn't scorned him at all, but rather fought to the miserable end to protect the fruition of their genuine feelings of love when she couldn't protect tlj or herself.

How MXTX has sqq deliberately draw parallels between their situation and that of ygy+sj and tlj+sx; desperately wishing it might not be too late for them. The concept of breaking cycles of abuse and harm pervasive throughout the newly devised story, how it evolves for the better only when love takes the place of power, pride, and domination. How the moment sqq chooses vulnerability instead of saving face, the genre shifts to the so-called "cringe" girly genre where most if not every character is more fulfilled, more true to themselves. How the "male-oriented" former genre was aimlessly sensationalized and sexualized, how it was a sustained performance of aspirational toxic masculinity. How men objectify other men without end. All of the unspoken gendered implications that come with that.

Anyways. Going to go put my head in a sandbox and try to process everything I just witnessed because even a second reading is not enough to find a modicum of closure.

#svsss #bingqiu #moshang #i swear to god this series is just 'gay man who doesn't know shit inflicting his delusional reality on everyone else and inciting chaos' #and literally it's slapstick levels of hilarious every single time; mxtx never change #also i fully agree that we did not get NEARLY enough mobei-jun and sqh/airplane content #the amount of mental illness to mental illness communication going on there was astonishing #mobei-jun being afraid of his uncle and bringing sqh because that's the only person he trusts fully (WAILING NOISES) #sqh having a tantrum but running away because for the first time he was honest about his needs + his dissatisfaction with catering to other #how that reflects his narrative compulsions and how he felt forced to warp more creative story paths for the sake of survival as a writer #how sqq's restoration of much of his original intent--as well as mobei-jun's acceptance of his needs--helps airplane begin to heal #how his happiness begins; how just like sqq he wanders in such confusion and denial before he's forced to realize what truly matters to him #SHREK VOICE: STORIES HAVE. L A Y E R S #it feels like modern day shakespeare and when i say that i don't mean it in a hollow elevating sense i mean it more like #mxtx just hits that perfect balance of poignance but also hilarious concentric circles of botched communication and brainworms #okay but real talk for a minute? .........;-; #the way lbh constantly struggles with such a crushing feeling that he'll be abandoned over any little mishap/thing/problem #really hit me where it hurts??? if only because its so clearly an anxiety that stems from original goods' upbringing #the way it becomes even more heartrending when you think back to all the sect leaders clamoring that he should have been killed as an infan #that he should have been aborted as a fetus--insisting right in front of him that his birth was a mistake and a disgrace #over having demon blood in his veins. like my god that scene is so viscerally upsetting i struggle to read it #the way its so easy to see the demons as a manifestation of otherness in precipitated form #how both sqq and sqh are influenced by human rhetoric without evening meaning to--assuming the worst against their better judgment #how both sqq and sqh both struggle with their own otherness in different ways and only find solace when they begin to accept who they are #how their lovers (lbh and mbj respectively) both are willing to navigate those confusing waters with them #how both demons love them as they are--accept them as they are despite how difficult forgiveness of perceived betrayal is for them #ty mxtx for changing my brain chemistry #as i get older i have such a fondness for the messiness of thematic queer self-discovery and growth into self-acceptance #that and how youth can so easily be defined by perfectionistic self-harm and the violence of repression

[poly-space-nerds]

yesterday i made a post about Hob and Aziraphale both finding out about each other and I raise you something even funnier.

Hob was friends with Aziraphale and Crowley at completely different points in his life and they both knew him with different names. So Hob has to sit down when he walks into the bookstore and sees two of his old, should definitely be dead by a hundred years apart, friends ask ‘Bobby?’ and ‘Robin?’ at the same time.

#i don’t know what years crowley and hob would’ve been friends #vs hob and aziraphale #but ohhh my god would that be funny #Does crowley and aziraphale fuck? i forgot #because it would be 10x more hilarious if they also both slept with Hob in the last #*past #hmm Hob weirdly thought they had the same energy as dream but didn’t really think supernatural/higher power shit #oh shit Hob has a type #robert gadling #hob gadling #the sandman netflix #the sandman #dreamling #aziraphale #crowley #good omens

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Ok so I finally watched Prodigy ! And it was surprisingly good. This is obviously a kids' show but I ended up being pretty invested in the story. The main character started as Ezra Bridger-ass annoying but he's grown on me. Genuinely I think this might be the best new trek show with Lower Decks lmao. It even got me caring about what happens to CHAKOTAY of all things !

Also it had GREAT alien rep omfg there were so few humans I LOVE THIS SHIT !!! especially UFP founding members rep ahhhhh !!!!!!!!!! I've been wanting this for YEARS they did it for me

#+ Enterprise aliens !!!!! Xindi ! Denobulan !!!! #But on the other hand I hope they won't go too “voyager season 8” in season 2 - I mean not more than season 1 #since there's the EMH and apparently even Harry Kim will show up #I still want this to keep it's identity I'm sick and tired of new trek leaning too hard on previous shows #anyway nice show and love the art style #plus Threshold got a mention so 100/10 #also that episode with the galaxy quest-ass aliens was hilarious with the TOS impersonations especially Kirk lmao #(not me complaning about fanservice then straight up saying “I loved this episode where they did fanservice !!!!”) #star trek #prodigy #pro #edit : oh I also hope to god they won't tie in to Picard shit please I want to keep ignoring that show please

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Oh yeah, I totally laughed at this point. This is insane.

And also, you can draw this freely. 😁

#I WAS BAWLING MY ASS OFF IN LAUGHTER BECAUSE OF THIS #THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS #RODAN BEING A CHILLIN GUY #OH GOD- #godzilla #mothra #rodan #monsterverse #godzilla king of the monsters #godzilla kotm #kaiju #meme #shitpost #silly shit #shenanigans #funny memes #godzilla memes

[substitious-bastard]

Colour of magic cameo in good omens!!!1!

:DDDDD

#I saw that and went holy shit!!1 #that’s the thing!!!1 #my quality is so awful to I’m surprised I caught it #I lowkey wish was small gods #that would have been hilarious to me specifically #discworld #gnu terry pratchett #dw #good omens #:DDD #the special interest is fed #good omens 2 #the bastards bullshit

[floorpancakes]

#chapter 197 #this is just one of those scenes that rotates in my brain constantly #blowing smoke is like a known invitation for sex too so its like BROOO USE YOUR WORDS ITS NOT TOO LATE #xxxholic #its so funny cause watanuki is soooooo #like theyre both being consumed w gay thoughts here #but #USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS WATANUKI. GOD #hes the type of person that thinks if he gives sad noncommittally seductive eye contact he wont have to talk about his feelings #the way he looks like hes mad doumeki didnt get the hint is hilarious given that this is usually doumekis problem #i think he gets it honey hes just burned out and thinks shit will never happen #and if you keep dawdling in your depression this way he never will!!!

[scarletackrmn]

Tim Drake is the person who sings good in the shower, and outside of it probably sounds terrible

- quote from my wife yesterday

#god i love her #saying the most out of pocket but hilarious shit ever #tim drake #unhinged tim drake #timothy jackson drake wayne #timothy jackson drake #dc tim drake #red robin #red robin yum #batfam #batfamily #dc universe #dc comics #dc

[pepperpixel]

Rune factory 5 art!!!! Cuz I’ve been playin it a lot recently! And I finally got married to Lucas so I wanted to draw some stuff of him!! Cuz I love him. He is a lil weirdo god whomst I cherish and adore..

#rune factory #rune factory 5 #rf5 #lucas #alice #rf5 lucas #rf5 alice #doodles #my characters name is Perez but considering the extent of customization is what outfit do u wanna wear I’ll use her canon name lol #anyone yeah… at first I was like oh god!!!! how am I ever gonna pic between murakumo Reinhardt and lucas?!?!? theyre all so good!!! #and then I got enough hearts to date Lucas. and I completely fucking forgot about the other guys ghgh #LUCAS IS SO CUTE… I LOVE HIM #1 I love him. 2 he’s beautiful. 3 the narrative of two amnesiacs falling in love is incredible to me #it’s like fucking. soulmates fate destiny shit. it’s great #3 the whole. him being an actual literal fucking god thing is. both funny and hot…. like yess babe. work that divine power ghgh #4 he’s HILARIOUS. AND SO CUTE. AND SWEET. AND ENDEARING #I couldn’t help it… I just got sucked in.. ALSO HES OLD AND WEARS GLASSES AND JUST. idk… he’s perfect ok. everything about him #the other guys didn’t stand a chance #after I met ludmilla I also rlly seriously was considering her too! like she’s SO FUCKING. I love ludmilla. she stole my heart instantly #but like!!! lucas just came out on top. I trusted my gut and my gut said this weirdo.. #also #in regards to Fionna and cake. I still haven’t watched it all yet ghg #I’ve watched a few episodes tho! and wow.. I was way off a my thoughts on Simon mental state lmao. I was literally like that girl in the #2nd episode. I’m sorry for misjudging ur issues so badly simon. u still have issues but they were not what I thought they were!!! damn.. #anyway im gonna get around to watching the other eps soon! promise! #till then tho… have completely self indulgent rune factory 5 art of me swooning over lucas lmao #w 2 diff versions of the last picture cuz! I couldn’t decide which I liked better! indecision is my curse ghgh

[braisedhoney]

i did not put finding a version of the phantom from the phantom of the opera so endearing it almost gave me heart palpitations on my 2023 bingo card but. here we are. i guess. damn.

#it's the 1990 miniseries version if anyone is curious #HOLY SHIT he's so??? nice?? and he cracks so many jokes #then again the bar is. quite low #but. my god #ney's idle chatter (random textposts) #no version of the phantom is immune to tragedy and this is not an exception but also he is hilarious #and maybe a little... unhinged #just a bit #comparatively #poto 1990 #cherik #which is his nickname/moniker #‘you’re magic too i think’ HELLO?? #anyway not at all a christine hater but man. the ending of that scene. hurted

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

I'm in the process of proofreading my Comte 7th bday event translation. However. I had to say it because reading the english version of the Impossible Choices event KILLED ME WHERE I SAT:

VIDEO GAMES WERE A MISTAKE I CAN'T UNSEE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Also because it was hot as hell:

I think Comte deserves to be a little violent. As a treat (for me)

I will also never get over Vlad going AND MAKE IT STRAWBERRY at pretty much everything and Comte just "Can you be an adult. About anything. For like 3 minutes." Meanwhile I'm with MC where I just find it lowkey hilarious. Realizing now as I write about it that Comte, Vlad, and MC just feel like Comte and MC are the dad and mom humoring an overzealous child, and something about that is freaking uproarious to me. I was sitting there like "where have I heard/seen that tone in Comte before" and then it hit me like a ton of bricks (as if he doesn't run a whole house, don't look at me I'm a 🤡)

I find it all kinds of adorable that Comte's playful and silly only when he's alone with MC, makes it feel special in a way--like he's comfortable sharing because it's her. I also think it's cute because he often manages to find a way to spin it into something that ends up being fun/sweet/thoughtful towards MC, which is just delightful. I feel like when Vlad comes in he gets a lil grumpy and jealous and retreats into himself a bit, like his private time with MC was stolen 😚

I still chortle about the Honeymoon event where Vlad gave MC a bouquet of flowers to celebrate their wedding day, and the way it felt like Comte wanted to trash them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was so unbelievably funny. Like it was so clear he didn't want to ruin MC's gift, you know, be mature and let her have this. But also. REEEEEEEE M Y MC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Deleted footage of Comte the second Vlad offered her flowers:

Also, spoilers for the Epilogue that left me clutching my pearls MC GIANT MOOD, I LOVE HIM:

ME TOO, ABEL. ME TOO [SOBBING]

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp comte #ikevamp vlad #ikevamp event spoilers #literally i loved this event so much in the jpnese ver it's beautiful to relive in english #in my notes I have it labeled “The Girls Are Fighting!” #and truly was I wrong? I was not wrong #their petty bickering gives me life--the smile war was absolutely hilarious #like don't get me wrong i love a brawl when two characters can't stand each other #but it's even funnier when they're being So Brave About It and conceal their genuine irritation with rancid pleasantries #and dont even get me started on how they deadass were like #'yeah i wanna slap fight you every time i see you but. put that shit away MC needs us rn. truce.' #and then by god those crazy sons of bitches did it #amazing showstopping spectacular never been done before #also because im feral #I LOVE WHEN COMTE BLUSHES. G O D DDDDD D #IT HAPPENS SO RARELY AND ITS SO P O W E R F U L #PREY DRIVE INSTINCTS ACTIVATED #**LUNGES AT HIM** #anywho im going to be so normal about this. So Normal #comte propaganda #fangdad propaganda #baguettosaurus

[erinsintra]

just tried eating a hamburger for the first time. holy shit. how can americans like this??????

#it tasted like deepthroating a boot #the meat doesn't taste like meat! the cheese was basically rubber! #and OH GOD THE PICKLES #fyp #fypツ #memes #tumblr fyp #explorepage #explore #funny #hilarious #fypage #foryou #meme #dumb shit #shitpost #shitposting

[edeninsechochamber]

A Ghanaian teen has telecom companies in a frenzy with his groundbreaking invention! 📱😂

If you don’t want to miss out on more divine humor, hit that like button and follow the page! Who knows, the next invention might just be a phone that likes and follows for you!

#funny #satire #funny post #humor #pets #funny shit #humour #hilarious #haha #funny memes #africa #ghana #technology #tech #phones #innovation #sim card #iphone #cell phone #samsung #lol #just for laughs #just for you #African Gods React #african gods

[shima-draws]

HELLO?? HTTYD AKA THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME IS GETTING A LIVE ACTION REMAKE????

#HTTYD #How To Train Your Dragon #I ACTUALLY found out about this last night but I forgot to mention it #Also I was worried for a bit but then I realized it’s being directed and produced by the original producer. So that’s REALLY good #STILL THO. HOLY SHIT. #Part of me is like. They should really let it go. It’s time to move on #But another part of me is like. OOFODJFJDHDH TOOTHLESS REAL…… #Sits and waits impatiently for 2025 #Also wondering if they’ll get Jay Baruchel to play Hiccup. Wouldn’t that be absolutely fucking hilarious #I MEAN HE IS AN ACTOR. AN ACTUAL ACTOR #We’d get OG Hiccup in the live action. CAN YOU IMAGINE #Anyway god hearing about this just fuckin. Blasted me with HTTYD nostalgia again #Time to go through all my posts and WIP fics <33333 #Shima speaks

[lambentgrey]

watching the tlt/bg3 enjoyer crossover on my dash is hilarious bc i get to see In Real Time tlt people lose their minds over shadowheart/karlach and it's like

oh, you like the concept of an amnesiac goth nun in a death cult and a butch gregarious-sometimes-inappropriate heavy-hitter trying to escape her chains? i couldn't possibly see why!

#flowers for spring? groundbreaking. shadowheart/karlach for tlt enjoyers? groundbreaking. #this is not shade i genuinely think this is hilarious go with god #anyway hi hello i have over 300 hours in bg3 thanks to underemployed girl autumn lmao #gideon & karlach would be gr8 friends and gideon would take notes about what karlach says before wrecking someone's entire shit #the locked tomb #lambentgrey.txt