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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 3 months

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#honey i shrunk the kids #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

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lolmemez · 1 year

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#memes #kids #funny #omg #humor #tumblr #lol #meme #hilarious #lolmemez

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turtletoria · 1 year

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the amount of people i see that have started making south park fanart is astounding if i ever start doing that shit you gotta take me out back and shoot me

#not art #sorry if this is a controversial take but i thought we all agreed like 10 years ago that this south park was like. uncool #like genuinely ruined so many gen z kids' sense of humor and created the most rude and insufferable people imaginable #also im not against people learning why its bad and changing their mind btw i love!! change!!!#its just so concerning and annoying how popular its been getting among teenagers D:

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wachinidad · 30 days

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Me dieron esas vibras jajs

Extrañaba hacer curis de One Piece

#one piece #canon in my heart #luffy #trafalgar law #one piece luffy #trafalgar one piece #law one piece #eustass captain kidd #eustass kid #kidlawlu #kidlu #lawlu #kidlaw #doodles #twitter #meme #fanart #humor

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inkskinned · 8 months

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it is totally okay to be hurt and tired and fed up with the american schooling system but i need you to understand that we need to be better about loudly and routinely defending public education.

yes, many teachers suck, many schools utterly suck. i also got bullied and was absolutely not given the right support for my needs. i am not defending public education because it was kind to me. i am defending it because it needs to exist.

right-wing republicans do not want an educated population. they want kids to be homeschooled or in private school. there is a huge religious undertone to this.

the most common argument is that despite high costs, the "result" is not "good" enough. they point to failing schools as proof that public education is just never going to work out. there will be arguments made here that you actually agree with: that teachers can be bullies, that we taught online for 2 years and still charged the same amount of tuition, that we have no recourse for students to actually have agency or a voice, and that schools are now unsafe for kids due to risk of illness and gun violence.

these are all placing the blame in a fraudulent way, one intended to get your parents to homeschool you. the less kids in a school, the less federally-awarded funding for that school, the less any school succeeds. they will not mention the fact it is their legislation that takes away important funding opportunities, that teachers are living at or below the poverty line, that buildings are not kept up to code, that administration is overpaid and forces specific curriculums, that corporations like (my personal enemy) Pearson Education control certain classroom goals because teachers can't afford other options. they pretend to be ignorant of the gun violence and say "oh just get a gun" - but these are the same people who will be sending their child to a private school with a bulletproof backpack. they don't care if your kid dies, though. they "don't believe" in covid, but they did get their kid vaccinated, because of course they did.

it is a closed loop. conservative parents hear the fearmongering and remove children from the system. frequently these parents are also deeply religious. the kids are raised without access to other media & learn to parrot their parents. you have now created a new generation of conservatives. additionally, one of the parents/caregivers must stay home and homeschool the children, usually for free. i will give you 1 guess which parent tends to stay home to homeschool the children. these parents are encouraged to have many, many children. those children are most likely not getting access to safe sex ed.

we might laugh at fox news suggesting teachers are forcing children to use kitty litter but: first of all, there is kitty litter in the classroom. it's part of an emergency kit in case children are locked in due to a shooter. so that's fucking dystopian, and the fact they've completely reimagined the scenario to somehow make the teachers look bad when it's instead a fucking huge symbol of our failure as a country to protect our children.... it feels a little intentional.

secondly: don't just dismiss the situation. because, yeah, obviously, no teacher is encouraging kids to be a catboy. but the actual undertone that fox news is trying to sew is an outright distrust of teachers and of public education. they rely on the dehumanization of trans people as a common touchstone to hide the fact they're pushing two agendas at once. (which is ironic. because the thing they accuse teachers of. is pushing. an agenda.)

whenever someone tells you they want you to read less, you should be suspicious of that. when someone tries to separate you and your education, you should be suspicious of that. i don't even like incel rhetoric nor would i want my kids exposed to it - but i would not take away my child's (age-appropriate) access to the internet. i would just provide more educational materials, not less. the difference here is that i believe we can resolve ignorance with knowledge; whereas conservatives believe that ignorance is bliss.

they misappropriate funding and demonize teachers. they pull the same trick each time - the same thing we are seeing with anti-trans rhetoric. they do not want you to have access to safe sex ed, so they act horrified, claim sex ed teaches you how to thrust deep, claim that we have no idea what "age-appropriate" means. since the mid-nineties, the united states has spent at least 2 billion dollars on abstinence-only education, even though to quote the above link: "a preponderance of studies has found no effect of abstinence education at reducing adolescent pregnancy". conservatives want you to think less of any person struggling with addiction so they can continue their racist "war on drugs", so they spend up to $750 million dollars a year on the DARE program which has absolutely no effect. acting like teachers "must" be "grooming" children is just the same thing - so they can demand that funding either goes to their causes or the funding doesn't "exist" ("i'm not paying for our kids to learn that thing!")

and they want you to feel uncaring about this. they are aware that you will hate some parts of your school experience. pretty much everyone does. they want to lean into the parts that you hate so that you don't put up a fight about it when they take it away for not being "good enough."

i know i maybe sound like a conspiracy theorist. but truly. truly. it is beneficial for conservatives to reduce your faith in the american public schooling system.

one of the explicitly stated campaign promises of the conservative party: to axe the Department of Education in 2024.

i know we are all tired and burnt out and there is so much else wrong with their entire platform. but maybe just - pay attention to this one.

#i can't believe i have to say this #the conservative party is legit like ''is it anything good? okay we hate it.''#''lets kill lgbt people and ummmmm school children shouldnt be able to read they should be at home watching jordan peterson :)"#the fact that it's like all related is. wild.#like it's wild bc if u start being like. actually making it impossible to afford housing is part of how they keep the nuclear family.....#it's just like lines connecting to lines. EXCEPT ITS OBVIOUS?#what's wild to me about most conspiracy theorists is that they're like . ohhhh the govt is hiding shit!!!!!!! they don't want u to know!!!#and im like. this old man literally got up on stage and said he hates public education and will let our kids die before taking away ak-47s #and ppl are like: lol thats just bob's sense of humor he didn't mean it literally uwu

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salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds · 2 years

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#dank memes #funny post #meme #dank #silly #funny #funny pics #funny pictures #dankest memes #humor #memes #comedy #wholesome memes #moon #kids

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fawnindawn · 1 month

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loser! Luke Castellan who has a pathetic crush on you.

loser! Luke Castellan who follows you around camp like a lost puppy, under the guise of having nothing to do and wanting to help you out with your tasks (as if he wasn’t knee deep in camp counsellor responsibilities).

loser! Luke Castellan who gets distracted during sword fight practice because he so happened to hear the ghost of your laughter echoing through the meadows, rendering his heart to a stutter.

loser! Luke Castellan who brings by leftovers from his table to you when you’re stuck in the infirmary if it meant having some alone time with you, not giving a fuck about offerings to the gods when any moment spent with you meant worlds more.

loser! Luke Castellan who very intentionally shows off whenever you’re around with some fancy combat trick or the stretch of his arms, showing off his toned muscles in the hopes that you were watching him.

loser! Luke Castellan who hopelessly longs for you with pining stares obvious to everyone but him, eyes like magnets to your presence, catching you across the room or the battlefield.

loser! Luke Castellan who gets so jealous when he sees you laughing too closely with some other guy at the bonfire, and foolishly stalks over to interrupt the conversation without thinking of a proper excuse.

“Hey, Luke! What’s up?” You call warmly to him, making his heart spasm in his chest at the sound of his name leaving your lips.

“I need your help with.. something.” He stumbles through his words with a wince. “It’s urgent.”

loser! Luke Castellan who feels relief and mind-numbing euphoria settling in his chest when you wordlessly agree without question, choosing him instead. An apologetic smile crosses your face as you bid goodbye to whatever jerk you were talking to before following in Luke’s footsteps.

loser! Luke Castellan who can’t resist the urge to toss the quickest smirk to the kid who was hogging your attention, before it disappears like it was never there.

loser! Luke Castellan who drags you over to a quiet space in camp before admitting quietly to you that he didn’t actually have a reason for dragging you away.

loser! Luke Castellan who tries to pour out his heart to you, hands shaking and heart racing as he tries to form the words that could encapsulate the intensity of his feelings, growing frustrated when his brain keeps freezing when looking at you. The moonlight is casting an ethereal glow over your face, and he goes minutes without speaking in hopeless admiration before realising you're waiting for him to continue.

loser! Luke Castellan who’s on the verge of passing away from the embarrassment before you stop him with a grin so bright his mind stops working over the disbelief that he was the reason for that pretty smile.

loser! Luke Castellan who sees stars when you pull him in for a kiss, and holds onto you like you’re his lifeline.

loser! Luke Castellan who mutters sweet promises into your ear as he pulls you in closer, embracing you so close to his racing heart, in hopes that you would never let go of him.

loser! Luke Castellan who is so completely in love with you he can’t bear the thought of existing in a world without you.

#luke castellan #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan x y/n #luke castellan x you #luke castellan x gn!reader #luke castellan imagine #luke castellan fluff #luke is a popular kid with horrible humor fight me #loser!luke #loser!luke is my lifeline

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shyjusticewarrior · 2 months

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puppetmaster13u · 4 months

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Prompt 195

“Oh. It’s you.”

The entity that had been summoned practically growled, a cloak like swirling galaxies- or was it swirling galaxies molded into a cloak- shimmering around their form. One pair of arms crossed over a chest where a star pulsed with the heartbeat of universes, alive yet dying as lazarus green eyes glowered down at the league and bats alike.

“You know you could, fucking call, right?” they whined, aura of terror suddenly broken, unnatural fear torn away and leaving all of them wrong-footed and confused.

Well, apparently all of them except for Ras, who had an honest to fuck grin on his face, one that looks almost carefree, if a little feral. Nope. No thanks. Not this timeline-

“But phones didn’t exist last we spoke, ya ‘amar.”

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Danny got sent to the past by Clockwork for a vacation/training the first time he met Ras #They became rivals of sorts and just kept meeting up #Did they maybe fall in love as well? No one knows but them #On the other hand Ras did get his main Lazarus Pit as a wedding gift #and both Ellie & Dan were half raised like weird siblings/cousins to Ras’ kids #do with that as you will #Fellas is it gay to call your eternal rival your moon?#Ras for once wasn’t doing anything evil- though he’s a horrible person #A good dad yeah but a good person? Eh Danny has gotten used to it and finds him hilarious #They have matching death humor to their past teachers’ dismay and horror #They’ve gotten divorced seven separate times and gotten married three #Depends on the century #half of the time it was either done drunk or for tax benefits

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causticbibliophile · 4 months

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i’m in my twenties n still do this shit 😭

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yuu9o · 3 months

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Based on https://twitter.com/DilettanteGenet/status/1753000432254013486?t=bRBuNrQQw2sISxETC4Fhuw&s=19

I need people to see this cause i think it's funny

#katb_vn #tkatb_vn #the kid at the back vn #sketch #male yandere #art #solivan brugmansia #the kid at the back fanart #jericho crowe ichabod #sketch page #crosshatching #sol brugmansia #humor #haha

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fangirlingpuggle · 1 year

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So just had a thought that Bowuigi not only means Luigi is dad to the Koopalings but also Uncle Mario.

Mario suddenly being uncle to the 8 Koopalings and having to babysit them.

Just an entire game where Luigi and Bowser are heading on a retreat and Mario has to watch the kids, with Bowser threatening to destroy him if anything happens to his kids (It’s the first Mario’s actually been scared of him)

The first moment Mario turns his back the 8 kids disappear... the entire game is just him finding the kids, 8 worlds 1 kid in each world and he has to drag all the ones he’s found with him.

Mario fighting giant piranha plant while trying to make sure none of the Koopalings get eaten.

At the end Mario is exhausted...and the kids all want him to babysit them again

#bowuigi #bowigi #bowser x luigi #au #fic prompt #mario #koopa kids #koopalings #bowser #luigi #bowser jr #humor #dad luigi #uncle mario

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wojosubahjaldinahiuthti · 6 months

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hey (with the intention of eating street food with you)

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dilhhindustani · 2 months

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I'm Desi kid I grew up watching

9xm,star plus,Tarak Mehta ka ulta chasma,balveer,jai jai bajrangbali, bhabhiji ghar par h,naagin, chdiyghar, Doraemon, shibchan,keymon ache,little Krishna,chota beem,bhoot unkle,Dora the explorer,go Diego go,Mickey mouse,Motu Patlu, Tom and Jerry,art attack,ninja hattori,Oggy and cockroaches,Shawn the sheep,best of luck nikki,national geographic channel, discovery channel ,food food ,Cid,gutar goo gutar goo , takeshi's castle,horrid Henry , Jake and Neverland pirates ✨

I'm sure I've forgotten so many tv shows to mention here

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slayerchick303 · 8 months

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No one but Alex Song-Xia could have played Conscience. Their performance as Conrad was flawless.

I hope to see them on future D20 seasons because they're great.

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mugiwaraprincess · 1 year

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One Brain cell... And Killer has it

Literally one brain cell.

#one piece #kid pirates #eustass kid #eustasscaptainkid #killer #one piece killer #one piece kidd #one piece kid #one braincell #killer and kid #kid and killer #killer saving kid #one piece pirates #one piece fanart #one piece humor #one piece art

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