#i don’t make the rules (i do)

[rogueshadeaux]

“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?

#fallout #fallout tv show #fallout tv series #they were raised to respect the Golden Rule they’re a bunch of fucking kindergartners #theyre MEANT TO BE CRINGE #plus if you keep watching you’ll SEE WHY THEY DO THAT #don’t quit in the first episode when you have so many more to explore wtf is wrong with them!!! it’s a good show!!! #sometimes I think people like to hate things just to hate them and I understand. truly. i am a certified hater too #but don't dog something that has reasoning!! you're meant to cringe! and you'll see why!!! #GIVE IT TIME IT WILL MAKE SENSE I PROMISE #fallout spoilers

[frownyalfred]

Bruce has such insane “I love you and want to give you the world but I’m just going to sit here and stare at you until you think something is wrong” dad energy

Jason: oh my god…he’s totally mad about something

Bruce, thinking hard about when Jason was short: baby

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #jason todd #batdad #I don’t make the rules sorry #this is Their Vibe #pov you think your dad hates you but he actually is just emotionally constipated #Bruce Wayne’s B- parenting #he’s out there… #…doing his best

[softdom-energy2]

you gotta tell her how pretty she is while you ruin her

#i don’t make the rules #it is what it is #do it #soft dom energy

[arctvros]

high school sweethearts to college fiancés

#pls note all the little details in the back!!! #long distance is hard #the countdown on the calendar #the old plane ticket #iwa’s seat number is oikawa’s jersey number #yes i do think they would get engaged very young #sorry but they’re soulmates i don’t make the rules #iwaoi #hq iwaizumi #iwaizumi hajime #haikyuu iwaizumi #iwaoi fluff #iwaoi fanart #hq oikawa #haikyuu oikawa #oikawa tooru #haikyuu fanart #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu time skip #timeskip iwaoi #arctvros

[stolos]

Y’know That one image of goth Ariel + Eric?

#young just us #my art #anyone could’ve been a communist tbh #cissie king jones #bart allen #dc impulse #arrowette #slobo #slobo dc #young justice #yj98 #trans hc #all of yj is queer I don’t make the rules (yes I do) #dc fanart #dc comics

[noodles-and-tea]

Teen johnlock for you

#John winds up doing a lot of Sherlocks homework #the favour is not returned #also Sherlock does steal johns clothes I don’t make the rules #actually I do and that’s the reason he does :) #my art #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #sherlock #bbc sherlock #teenlock #is that a real tag I don’t know

[steddieas-shegoes]

Starving artist Steve Harrington just trying to pick up any job that’ll pay the bills so he can keep making art picking up a bartending gig at some album release event in LA because it pays a flat $500 for 4 hours of his time plus tips

The album ends up being a much-anticipated follow up to an extremely successful debut album for Corroded Coffin, a metal band that somehow made a huge dent across multiple genres with their Spotify Lounge cover session

The lead guitarist and singer, Eddie Munson, is known for being a charmer, but Steve doesn’t fall for it and that just makes Eddie work harder to impress him

Cut to Steve leaving well after the party wraps up, nearly $1000 richer (thank you drunk rich people who forgot they’d already tipped him $20) and running right into Eddie smoking behind the venue

He’s not supposed to smoke, messes with his voice, so he offers Steve his last cigarette and asks him how the night went. Steve’s honest and says he got enough money to pay off his rent for the month and have some leftover for groceries so he’s pretty happy

Eddie asks if bartending is what he always does and Steve unloads on him about his art, how he always knew it would lead to living thin, but that he didn’t mind if it meant he still got to create things that let people see the world differently

Eddie won’t admit it for at least four more months, but he fell in love with Steve that night, listening to the way he described his process and watching as his eyes lit up as he told him about a new thing he wanted to try with oils and clay pinch pots as soon as he had the money for studio time and materials

Eddie won’t admit it for another six months, but he “forgot” the nearly $5000 in cash in the jacket he let Steve borrow in hopes that his bills would be taken care of long enough for him to get whatever studio time he wanted

And Steve wouldn’t admit it for almost a year, but he knew all along that Eddie’s charm worked on him from the first time he ordered a fruity drink at the bar and called him Stevie

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #headcanon #idk I’m just trying to keep the horrors at bay right now #having silly little thoughts about my two favorite silly guys is the best thing to do #starving artist Steve #rock star Eddie #they fall in love in every universe I don’t make the rules

[clitorises]

butch hands in rings are pornographic to me honestly… a butch sends me a hand pic and i’m flushed heart racing mouth watering

#send me a hand pic and you’re getting called a harlot sorry i don’t make the rules #oh wait yes i do~ #c.txt

[padfoot-lupin77]

Six of Crows au where the crows stay in Ketterdam after the heist (and Matthias is alive obvs) and Colm (Jesper’s father) visits Ketterdam all the time because those kids really need a parent figure like Nina what do you mean you haven’t seen your parents since you were a kid? Excuse me Wylan your father did WHAT NOW?? Matthias what about your family? Dead? Oh. Inej? ‘Somewhere in Ravka’ isn’t that specific. Kaz what do you mean your mother is Ketterdam go get some therapy please. And so Jesper’s dad adopts his son’s whole friend group

#so you know how I said Jes is a James potter variant and James’ parents ‘adopted’ the marauders so Colm is adopting the crows #I don’t make the rules (I do) #six of crows #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #nina zenik #matthias helvar #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #colm fahey #crooked kingdom

[artsoflilo1]

New character for a new storyyyyy 🙈🙈🙈🙈 These two are gonna be a part of a college assignment I’m working on. Hope you guys like them!

I also did a bunch of thumbnail sketches of them in different scenarios. Kinda rushed it, so sorry if it’s too sloppy to make out 💀 I’ll probably end up making cleaner sketches of them later

#cartoon art #original character #my ocs #character design #puppet #aesthetic #fall #autumn #scarecrow #Lilo the scarecrow #the crow #original story #original art #thumbnail sketch #ref sheet #The Crow is literally Lilo’s father figure I don’t make the rules #well I do but that’s besides the point #every warm and playful character needs a grouch to take care of them #at least imo

[dailyshittymumbojumbodoodles]

Day 86: He is utterly terrified just about now

#Im scared of horses so Mumbo is too I don’t make the rules (I do) #daily mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft #mumbo fanart #mumbo jumbo #mumbo jumbo fanart #mumbo #queued #my art #hermitcraft fanart

[anothercrisis]

Soap and Ghost? Boyfriends.

Alejandro and Rudy? Husbands.

I don’t make the rules.

#yes I do #I absolutely do make the rules #I love how we say that like we don’t #it’s the crisis talking #call of duty #cod mwii #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghost x soap #soapghost #ghostsoap #alejandro vargas #rodolfo parra #alejandro x rodolfo #alerudy

[sirbird]

He now appreciates any animals with spots

#my art #the spot #the spot fanart #atsv spot #atsv #johnathan ohnn #listen I don’t make the rules (I do) #he’s my babygirl fr

[ozzgin]

When will y/n or reader dump their boyfriend so we can have the House/tentacle monster (new?)boyfriend??

It’s difficult to explain, but according to the scriptures of this blog, there’s a certain lineage of monsters with inherited cucking genes and there's a chance our house beast is part of the family. So the choice belongs to the tentacle monster, too. Whenever it gets bored of the extra human, it will promptly get rid of him. Who knows, maybe it even enjoys tormenting humans this way. If you think about it, the previous owners all vanished without a trace, and it obviously has no desire to harm the Reader…and thus, someone will have to fill that sadistic gap. Once the boyfriend is gone, it could feed on the occasional friend or coworker who’s visiting you and acting a little too flirty.

Of course, if you’re the one who wants to end it sooner…the creature is at your service. It will always fulfill your wishes. Use your power wisely.

#yandere house monster #yandere monster #I don’t make the rules here my followers do #and they chose cucking genes

[ticklekinks]

ticklish henry fox a headcanon so very special to me. henry curling up in a giggly ball trying to protect his soft tummy from alex’s poking. henry blushing and squirming because alex’s stubble or newly grown facial hair is tickling his thighs as he kisses them. alex nibbling on henry’s hips as henry covers his face with his arms but does absolutely nothing to actually stop him. henry living his whole life forcing down his desires and emotions but feeling so comfortable with alex that he can let it all out. i’m normal about this

#yall i love rwrb so bad and i was having thoughts with nowhere else to express them please bear with me #henry fox you are SO LOVED #rwrb #red white and royal blue #red white & royal blue #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #firstprince #RWRB FANS PLEASE DO NOT PERCEIVE THE REST OF MY BLOG #DONT WORRY ABOUT IT #alex loves henry’s tummy i don’t make the rules

[tiny-wyrms]

soooo this post inspired me… 🧪

Borrower Basil spotted with a green glowing lab substance!!! what will she do!!!

…sometimes being a mad scientist’s lab assistant is hard when you’re 5 inches tall (but Anton makes up for it by giving them lots of pizza and cookies)

anyway these were honestly soooo fun to draw and i love how colorful they turned out :3 Basil’s so silly 🐹🧪🐹🧪🐹🧪

(Basil uses any pronouns! [xe leveled up])

alts + inspiration:

#also yeah Anton canonically paints his nails black now #i don’t make the rules (i do) #my art #basil oc #borrowers #giant/tiny #g/t #giant tiny #gt #mousefolk #g/t community #g/t art #g/t ocs #giant/tiny community #giant/tiny art #borrower #mad scientist #gt art #the last lab rat #borrower basil au