#i. ｢ ted. ｣

[whoareyoueventhough]

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

#bill and ted #bnt #one time i dreamt #weird dreams #body positivity???

[the-phantom-peach]

🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??

#doodled a little comic bc I think the link/korok relationship is adorable #this is also pro-korok propaganda #anyways um #I used to hc that link signed in botw (for obvious reasons) #but after the calamity he gained more confidence in speaking #so now he only signs when he’s uncomfortable speaking around someone or just not in the mood to talk #sometimes he signs while speaking out of habit #thank you for coming to my ted talk #im sorry hes just so important to me IM SAD #I used to learn asl but now I forgot please forgive my mistakes OTL #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #loz #loz art #Zelda #loz tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #totk #botw #totk link #korok #Nintendo #art #my art

[rpgmakerds]

super order 64 / who needs elevators?

#splatoon #ted draws #side order #gif #i don't draw marina enough #this needs to change...NOW

[novahedron]

Joke that makes sense only to me and one (1) singular friend + live Martin and Tim reaction The vaguely referenced image:

#the magnus archives #tma #magpod #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #my art #I put way too much effort into a Smosh joke #Anyway season 2 jon is ian hecox thanks for coming to my ted talk

[swugflower]

Brucie Wayne gets interviewed and the question who, expect Batman, is his favorite Gotham hero.

After some awkward moments of silence, he blurts out that it’s Spoiler. Since she is the only one from the main active team that isn’t his kid and this way he avoids picking a favorite.

Meanwhile, the group chats explodes into chaos instantly.

#this post was supposed to be about who he thinks is the hottest #but a good chunk of them are still minors and I didn’t want anyone mad at me for a shit post written at 2am #so it turned into favorite #swugs ted talk #batman #bruce wayne #dc #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian al ghul #duke Thomas #and yes I know Team Batman is way bigger but this is about the main bitches #stephanie brown #spoiler

[iamkittywizard]

POV: AM when he's bored after the other four humans died

#am ihnmaims #am #ihnmaims #bored #i have no mouth and i must scream #ted ihnmaims #justice for ted #great soft jelly thing vibes #bad ending #meme #slime asmr

[iconsumethesoulsofthedamned]

I have no energy and I must draw

#fanart #ictsotd-art #i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims #AM #allied mastercomputer #ted ihnmaims #ellen ihnmaims #nimdok ihnmaims #benny ihnmaims #artists on tumblr #it’s lmao it’s kind of ai art cause 😭 #wires and cables #digital art #digital painting

[thoodleoo]

had a dream the other day that america decided to bring back the poena cullei (death penalty where you sew someone up in a sack with a bunch of animals and then throw the sack into a river) but only for us senators and so every senate meeting just devolved into people shouting "THE SACK! THE SACK!" whenever ted cruz talked

#it was ted cruz specifically #i dont think dream ted cruz killed his parents i think people just didnt like him #also obama was there?? #tagamemnon #queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra

[not-an-artificial-intelligence]

back on my bullshit in honour of ihnmaims blowing up on tiktok

#i have no mouth and i must scream #allied mastercomputer #ihnmaims am #am #ihnmaims ted #great soft jelly thing #ihnmaims #am throws him at the wall and watches him roll down.

[ohhyperbola]

my beautiful wife shes so nasty.

#i rly wanted to draw cooper and im plannig on doodline more of the cast #i rly enjoyed the series #drawing hats is not my strong side #cooper howard #art #doodle #fanart #fallout #fallout series #fallout prime #fallout ghoul #the ghoul #fallout tv series #fallout tv show #digital art #illustration #artists on tumblr #sketch #my artwork #digital sketch #ted art

[phoneduk]

[Dick, Jason, and Tim in a mall]

Random Tiktoker: "Hi, excuse me can I ask you guys some questions?"

Dick: "sure!"

Random TT: "what are your names?"

Dick: "Dick, Jason, Tim"

Random TT: "...excuse me?"

Jason: "it's the idiot's name"

Random TT: "oh, uhh, alright, who's your guy's favourite billionaire?"

Dick: "Ted Kord - total Dilf energy"

Jason: "Oliver Queen"

Tim: "Lex Luthor"

Random TT: "why are they your favourite?"

Jason: "He's a total Dick but his son's hot"

Tim: "what he said"

#batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #roy harper #connor kent #conner kent #jayroy #birdflash #ted kord is a nerdy little thot and i stand by that opinion #ted kord #oliver queen #lex luthor #batfamily #batfam #this came to me in a dream

[darwinsfinchesx]

Make it a performance. I want you winning an Oscar at the ESPYs next year.

Ted Lasso | 1.03 -> 3.12

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #jamie tartt #tedlassosource #tedlassoedit #tvedit #ted lasso season 3 #phil dunster #jason sudeikis #I still don’t understand who was shouting the Oscar and espy part at them #if anyone knows please tell me lol #finchgif

[cowardlykrow]

Stop light shenanigans

Extra:

#this came to me in the shower as most great thoughts do #I’m so sorry for this LONG ASS POst #Bill Woodward #ted spankoffski #paul matthews #My mom said this was a one one two but with an extra one…. which is boxing talk I guess #Basically ‘’ tom coming in with the left hook’’ #which I’ll take as this being at least somewhat funny #tho does it count when the only people you have to ask is who you got your humor from? #Tom Houston #digital art #digital drawing #art #fanart #Hatchetfield #Tgwdlm #nightmare time #jane’s a car #Is it obvious I have no friends in this fandom except my momma??? #starkid #hatchetfield fanart #black friday #//Komic

[reliabledragon]

To me, the best embodiment of modern capitalism is in the phrase "please hold, we are experiencing higher than usual call volume". I know it's a lie. You know it's a lie. But you still hear that line every time you call, regardless of the day or time, because it shifts the blame. It tries to prompt you to blame the other callers instead of asking, "Hey, why are they deliberately understaffing their call centers and making it so difficult to get help?" It takes a failing caused by a deliberate, profit-focused management choice, and turns it into a problem with the people using the system, rather than one with the system itself. And that pattern, to me, is the epitome of the modern corporate system.

#today in reliabledragon complains about call centers #I know this isn't that deep or anything #but like #this wording is a choice #and this pattern just shows up in so many places #it's infuriating #to see how effectively systems can shift the blame for their failures onto the actions of the people participating in them #anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk #my posts

[mwagneto]

i'm sorry but i cannot stop thinking about it for reallll imagine you're richer than god and never had to face consequences for anything and you have so much money you don't even know what to do with it so you toss a quarter million at the stupidest tourism option on earth. and you see that the paper you have to sign tells you you could die and you look at the flimsy metal tube you're going to be plummeting into the ocean in and it doesn't even phase you because bad things don't happen to people like you. imagine some hours into the journey you realise something is wrong. maybe not you but somehow the knowledge that there was a fuckup becomes known to the 5 of you trapped in there. and you know you can't get out from the inside and you know you have no food and no bathroom and not even the room to ever stand up again. when does the realisation that your wealth cannot protect you from your inevitable mortality set in. how does someone like that reconcile with both death and the fact that it's 100% their own doing? can someone like this even come to terms with that or will they be fighting to find someone to blame until the last second? when does it reach you that all 5 of you are going to die one by one and there's nothing you can do? does the fact that 5 of you have enough air until thursday but one of you could have enough air until at least next week ever cross anyone's mind.

#it's so so so good i'm sorry it's literally such an insanely cool concept im literally frothing at the mouth here #i need to know what's going on in there so bad. but i don't want them to survive so #imagine if they did survive 😐 most insufferable ted talks on earth #oceangate #titanic #the titanic

[ghostlyfurball]

#can be ted and am OR am and ted i guess. #ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #friendpilled visitmaxxer #bad posts galore