#incorrect iron bros

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Tony: I'm like fine wine.

Rhodey: You make people do dumb shit?

Tony: …No. I wanted to say, I get better with age.

Rhodey: Hmm. Why not both?

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[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Tony is wondering about whether to ask Stephen out or not)

Peter:...Mr. Stark, the big question is, does HE like YOU? Cuz if he doesn't like you, then all this is a moo point.

Tony:.....A moo point?

Peter: Yeah, y'know - it's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter...It's MOO.

Tony(to Rhodey, points at Peter):...Have I been spending too much time with him or did all that just make sense?

#incorrect quotes #irondad and spider-son #iron bros #ironstrange #original: friends #tony stark #peter parer #james rhodes #stephen strange #mcu

[daisybell17]

Bruce: Truth or dare? Tony: Truth. Bruce: How many hours have you slept this week? Tony: Tony: Dare. Bruce: Go to sleep. Tony: I don't like this game.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I have three things that people want. I’m hot and I’m smart.

Bruce: That’s two things.

Tony: No, it’s three. I count hot twice. I mean, [gestures to himself] come on.

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[ironrad]

Peter: Mr. Stark, did you know spiders actually can thermoregulate now?

Tony:

Peter: Yeah it’s a new genetic mutation that scientists just disco—

Tony: We’re not leaving till you put the coat on, Peter.

Peter: You can’t make me >:(

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[pandagirl45]

Hammer: I like a man who can bench press me

Rhodey: *disgusted face*

Steve: :) *holding a broken bottle*

Clint: :0

Stone: tony, you'd be so much more prettier if you stayed quiet

Tony: >:/ *flips him off*

Bucky: *in the shadows getting ready to tackle him*

Natasha: >:]

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[rolaplayor101]

Bruce: You really are a piece of work, arent you

Tony: I have to be, since you like to keep so busy

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[lukas-dusk]

Tony : I have a plan!

Rhodey : Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

Tony : …

Rhodey : …

Tony : I no longer have a plan.

#Best bro #incorrect quotes #tony stark #james rhodes #rhodey #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #iron man #war machine #Rhodey and Tony #Tony and Rhodey #Law breaking

[incorrect-blind-channel]

Joonas: I'll take care of you.

Joel: It's rotten work.

Joonas: Not to me. Not if it's you.

#blind channel #joonas porko #joel hokka #incorrect quote #source: orestes #haha that was a wicked and ironic comment bro. now try saying something true and beautiful

[bitrashteddy]

CW: Past alcoholism

Tony: Oh, and I was an alcoholic for a while, don't worry, I'm sober now, just felt like that'd be important to know

Bruce "not that kind of doctor" Banner: When the hell did you even have time to be an alcoholic

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dirk: I have bad news and worse news

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #mod terezi #the bad news is that he's starting a bro country career ironically and the worse news is that people are liking it legitimately

[mischiefsemimanaged]

Tony: Look at us. I don’t even know what to feel right now.

Bruce: Shame, guilt, fear?

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[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(The Avengers knock on Tony’s bedroom door at the compound in the morning, Tony opens it)

The Avengers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

(Tony glares at them, and shuts the door)

Rhodey: Tony, c’mon…!

Natasha: Tony, it’s your birthday!

(the door suddenly opens and Bucky is there, wearing pajamas, in place of Tony)

Bucky: …Hey.

Clint(to Nat): Wow, age sure has changed Tony’s look…

(Nat elbows Clint)

Bucky(clears his throat): Tony would like to establish some ground rules before he comes out. He would appreciate if you didn’t use words or phrases like “old” or “downhill”, or “your butt doesn’t sag that much.”

(everybody glares at Clint)

Clint: - Well, it doesn’t!

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: Ow!

Bruce: What’s wrong?

Tony: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Bruce: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

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[awigglycultist]

Sybilus: Nice rock

Paul: Thanks, the Irons gave it to me

Rocky: I threw it at you!

Paul: Aren't they the sweetest?

#tin can bros #the wayward guide for the untrained eye #wayward guide #incorrect quotes #paul schue horyn #sybilus silver ii #rocky irons

[skyebirdie]

Tony: Are you scared? Are you chicken?

Bruce: Yes, I thought I made that very clear.

#source: modern family #tony stark #iron man #bruce banner #science bros #tonybruce #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes