DC as actual things my friends have said: Part 2
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Dick: Woah! What’s with the face?
Jason: It’s Bruce. He never leaves me alone! I swear he’s so far up my ass I can feel him in my ovaries
Dick: You don’t have ovaries?
Jason: Exactly
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Tim:
~at 3 in the morning~
Tim: Did you know that only 5% of the ocean has been uncovered? For all we know, there could wild JoJo Siwas in the ocean
Kon: And she attacks your boat and violently humps you
Bart: Or there could be glowing squids! That’d be pretty cool
Cassie: Have any of you ever heard of inside thoughts??
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Tim: Why are you crying!? What’s wrong?!?
A very pregnant Stephanie: Sometimes when my eyes get lonely I cry because they’re friends with my tears :(
Tim:
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having a shitty birthday so i redrew timkon as this scene from Studio Ghibli’s Ocean Waves
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gay couples at any given time
look at em. just standin there bein gay as hell
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how devastated was robin when he noticed "yo mama" jokes don't work on superboy
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“No,” Tim lamented, practically melting over Kon’s chest. “Ugh. Xylememem.”
“I don’t think there’s that many syllables in xylem, Robbie,” Kon said gently.
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Me when I insert my revision into the wip ✌️
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Random little tidbit of knowledge
(impulse spoilers I think)
So there's a point in Bart series when his twin brother Thadd replaces him and Nobody notices??
Like he replaces him for a while, stating that literally no one got sus Including the young justice
Now how in the fuck
Like I get that Thad like studied barts like every move for years and all that jazz but your telling me not a single one of them noticed?? Tim didn't notice??
And the one person that does notice is his best friend Carol, who sees that he's not wearing his flash ring (He never takes that off) and connects the dots
But your telling me Tim Drake worlds greatest detective didnt notice Bart wasnt Bart.
like the others I guess I get but Tim?? Bros whole job is to know everything how did he not sus Thadd out??
I don't believe you DC
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should I make a separate account exclusively for thirst posting about my favorite guy(s)… batman told me it was “unprofessional” to talk publicly on my “actual” Red Robin account
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Transmasc Swag Polls- ROUND 1
Propaganda and other info under the cut.
CANONICITY LEVELS-
N: Gender Tomfuckery
KON: Subtext/ Coded
MEDIA?
Pokemon Black/ White (and other related media), DC Comics (and other related media)
N PROPAGANDA-
Take a look at him. This boy is NOT cishet. Theres nothing in canon that implies hes transmasc I just really think he is. Im gonna swallow him like a pill. (I, the pollrunner, would also like to add that what cis boy goes out of their way to make sure people ONLY ever know him as N. Also, N was my first ever fictional crush and I just so happen to be a trans man So There)
There is a headcanon in the community that N is a Zoroark, given that these are pokemon he was raised by and these pokemon have been able to turn into humans and even talk to trainers. This is interesting since N would have to choose to turn into a human boy of all things. Here's more reading on it if you so choose.
Last year, one of the voters pointed out that his necklace and the rubic's cube-like block he has look like stim toys. This amused me
Hes like really autistic and he can understand what pokemon are saying! Also his father fuckijg sucks. (The submitter goes on, but the pollrunner would like to highlight that he is eventually described as "a discarded takeout box and i am a flock of hungry pigeons")
KON PROPAGANDA-
me 🤝 Kon same stubbly facial hair Kon got cloned from superman and spent a decent amount of time not having a name and Only going by superboy. Like, when he Was given a name (by Clark/Superman) he was so happy he cried
xccjhkhjghcf both Kon and Kon fans never shut up about his TTK or Tactile Telekinesis. Its, super cool! He can use it to make a castle out of clouds, he can make his skin invulnerable, ect! Despite it being 'tactile' in name his range actually extends city wide, and he once used that reach to just, explode, all the guns in the area.
Link if you want comic panels: https://www.tumblr.com/mamawasatesttube/729656225773633536
His TTK is trans colored: https://www.tumblr.com/milfkon/714530761042231296/sadly-no-white-but-it-has-been-pink-blue
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I see your "Tim Drake is a caffeine addict" headcanon. I see you TimKon shippers
And when I think about both of it simultaneously, this is the panel that comes to mind:
Superboy(1994-2002) #0
[ID: Comic Panel of Rex Leech and Kon-El, with Rex freaking out, hands pressed against his temples and saying "What is it? Where'd it come from? How much it cost?!" Kon looks at him and responds with "Man, switch to decaf, Rex!". END ID]
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bartkoncore, thirty-year slowburn train babey
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