Tumgik
#let him get it
rochenn · 2 months
Note
2 for the ask game
2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom
You people are dogs. Let's bark together.
COMPELLING ARGUMENT FOR WHY DOOKU WOULD NEVER TOP. EVERYONE IS VERSE IN MY HEAD, MIND YOU, BUT IT'S A BEND-HIM-OVER KIND OF DAY SO LET'S GOOO
We're taking a narrative angle on this one boys (gn) because we know that Sith do fuck (thank you Ian) and that Sith are all about selfish dominance, which in turn, classically, is about penetration. So you'd assume Dooku would be just that: a selfish top.
BUT
Dooku isn't a classical Sith. The most recent members of Bane's line never were Jedi, and were in fact groomed from a much younger age for their future positions. Not Dooku, though. That guy is rocking almost seven decades of Jedi life and it SHOWS. He's not the most cognitively flexible person, either, so you know that while the Sith brainrot goes deep it doesn't reach every facet of his self-expression.
He enjoys a good spaceship and a good wine, an indulgence every now and then because he knows he can afford it. He used to be a servant of the people and now the people serve him, so why not extend that to the bedroom? An unconventional bonvivant Sith like him may also assert dominance in unconventional ways. Most fucking hard-to-please, demanding bottom in town. Scares you shitless. WILL give you performance anxiety. DID NOT negotiate the magic choking. Insert picture of that fucked up fake dehydrated alien here bc that's gonna be you after round five.
Anyway. This take has been delivered to you by your local advocate of "personality and circumstance is no indicator of sexual preference" who also thinks all evil wizards should get railed onto their stupid king size beds until they whimper, thank you for listening xoxo
34 notes · View notes
laughingcatwrites · 6 months
Text
As a reminder that good exists out there, a coworker recently confessed to me that he found out his child is questioning their identity (kid's gender redacted for this post). The kid is keeping it from him, so he can't say anything to them or show that he knows, but he's doing his best to get mentally prepared and educated so that he'll be ready whenever his kid does feel comfortable enough come to him.
For context, this guy is a big, bulky middle aged dude who loves sports and typical outdoor "manly" activities. As his coworker and friend, I know he's a kind and sweet teddy bear of a person, but his kid probably views him as a stern, authoritarian figure, the way most teenagers view their parents. His family lives in a conservative area, so I'm sure between that, their dad's looks and interests, and the fact that their dad is a Figure of Authority, the kid is worried that they won't be accepted.
But you know what? When he found out about his kid, the first thing he did was reach out to his closest queer friend and ask for resources for parents of questioning children. His biggest fears are that his kid will be bullied or discriminated against and won't feel comfortable enough to be themself. His second action was to find himself a mentor in another parent who went the same situation (kid coming out in a conservative town). The other person is preparing him for some of the struggles his kid may face and the fights he may need to take on as a parent to make sure his kid is safe and treated well.
Something I want to emphasize for people focused on language as the primary method of allyship is that when we spoke, he used some outdated terms and thoughts about gender and sexuality. That does not make him bad. These were the terms and thinking used about questioning teenagers when he was growing up and he never needed to learn more current ones. But now that he does have that need, he's throwing himself in head first because that's his kid and he's darn well going to make sure that his kid feels welcomed and has a safe place to be themselves even if they never come out to him.
34K notes · View notes
readerconfused · 3 months
Text
Mr D insisting that Percy's name is Peter and immediately afterwards yelling at the demigods to get the hell out of the camp I LOVE THIS GOD
9K notes · View notes
fermentedrice · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
[durgestarion] kissing the murder puppy 🐶
17K notes · View notes
maedictus · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media
Aragorn
19K notes · View notes
awetfrog · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Here to throw them into as many romcom tropes as possible
8K notes · View notes
theoldkyokodied · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
14K notes · View notes
danijaci · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media
Dr Ratio pls save meee 😭🙏🙏
9K notes · View notes
bishy437 · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
he won
bonus:
Tumblr media
6K notes · View notes
time-woods · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
you cant tell me he wasnt holding back any comments
12K notes · View notes
wu-does-art · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
coming out as a "Will snores obnoxiously loud" and "Nico breaths so quietly you can barely tell hes alive" truther
4K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
FNAF movie Mike vs Vanny on ordering pizzaplex food
4K notes · View notes
nerdpoe · 3 months
Text
Dick gets his drink mixed up with another persons in the library while visiting Barbara.
He was drinking some kale smoothie thing, for health and stuff, and he set it down to grab a book from the shelf. There was another guy next to him, who also had a smoothie in the same kind of shake-n-go bottle.
They swapped by accident.
Dick checked out his book, said goodbye to Barbara, and took a sip of his smoothie.
That's the last thing he remembers.
He wakes up two days later pinned down by a practically feral Jason, who's eyes are glowing a sickly Lazarus green, with Bruce, Tim, Cass, and Duke all showing signs of losing a fight. He's sore everywhere, and Damian is nowhere to be seen.
"Uh...." his voice cracks, and he's suddenly aware of how fucking painful his throat is. "Hi? What's going on?"
"...Is it really you, Dickwing? I swear to God if it isn't and this is another-"
"Jay I really don't know what's going on, man."
Jason doesn't believe him. Dick is cuffed with anti-meta cuffs and escorted to the cave, where Bruce demands test after test and Dick tells them the last thing he remembers.
Apparently, after taking that sip, his eyes had turned to Lazarus green, and he had beelined for the mansion. Along the way there, he had run into the Riddler.
He had broken most of the Riddler's bones.
That was when everyone had been called in to subdue Dick, who for some strange reason kept gunning for Damian. Hence, Damian was upstairs and not allowed down until they were sure Dick was okay again.
It's concluded that Dick drank some alternate form of Lazarus Water, lost his mind, proceeded to take everyone out with enhanced strength and speed except Jason, who had entered a Pit episode just to keep up, and worked through it two days after consumption.
But who the fuck transported a material as dangerous as modified Lazarus Water in a fucking shake-n-go bottle?
Danny, however, is a little sad that his ecto-shake was stolen by some rando at the library.
Their kale smoothie was pretty good though.
3K notes · View notes
tagerrkix · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media
rage.
6K notes · View notes
undertheredhood · 6 months
Text
the rest of the justice league: hey man, we get that he’s your son and all, but shouldn’t you do something about him?
bruce ‘that’s my precious baby boy’ wayne: i’m sorry, did you have to hold your son as he was dying in your arms? did you almost k*ll yourself trying to follow him to the afterlife? i don’t think so.
5K notes · View notes
machinerot · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media
4K notes · View notes