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#life with the johnsons
ilyasorokinn · 2 years
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celly season , erik johnson
note, i guess this is kind of an unofficial part two to this fic? this wasn't planned and probably a shower thought but whatever. this fic is part of the "life with the johnsons" series. check out the masterlist linked below. pair, erik johnson x reader summary, what do you do after you win the stanley cup? celebrate like there's no tomorrow. warnings, children, alcohol consumption (and lots of it) (all legal) word count, 1846 words
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gif credit to @rosesvioletshardy
The night after the win, sleep was a little hard to come by due to the giant trophy in the middle of your bed, and the morning after, your early morning wakeup call was a naked Gabe standing in the hallway.
The plane ride home was filled with alcohol and lots of laughing. No one was sober or had been sober for the past 15 hours, give or take.
When the plane doors opened, you knew you were home. The fans cheering was the telltale sign. Gabe was the first out and he hoisted the cup over his head, eliciting an even louder cheer from the crowd of fans.
Everyone followed him off the plane. After saying your goodbyes to all the guys (even though you'd see them in a couple hours), you grabbed the rest of your luggage and made your way outside.
The first thing you noticed when you walked out the airport doors was a sign that read 'Welcome home mommy and daddy!' There were little drawings all around the poster.
They dropped the poster and ran over to you. You let go of the handle of your suitcase and pulled all three of them into a hug.
“Did you miss us?” Lila asked.
“Of course we did, silly girl.” You laughed, kissing her head.
“Did you get us gifts?” Zach asked eagerly.
“No, sorry.” You were joking around, “I’m kidding, of course, we did.” Zach’s face lit up once again.
"Were you good for grandma and grandpa?" Erik asked, taking his turn to hug the kids.
"Of course they were." Your mother butted in.
"We were." They insisted.
"All right, well let's get home so you can open your presents." You stood up and led them over to the car while Erik was stuck with the luggage.
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The party quite literally never stopped. There were parties every single night and Erik attended almost every single one of them. With both sets of grandparents home with the kids, it made it easier for Erik to go out and celebrate.
You did go out with him to a party but stayed home with the kids for the most part. He deserved to celebrate after all.
The cup made it to your house for a couple hours and you got your pictures. You got a few with the kids. One of all three of them standing in front of the cup, pouring sparkling apple cider into their mouths.
A few days later, Erik was up and awake before anyone else in the house, excited for the cup parade. He got the day started with some drinks and was on beer 2 before the last kid was even awake.
"I hope you're drinking some water in between those beers." You reprimanded him.
"Yes, ma'am." He saluted.
"Good." You set the plate of yogurt in front of Zach and Ivy.
"Where's Lila?" Erik asked.
"She's getting ready."
"Ready for what?"
"The parade, daddy." Ivy giggled.
"Oh, right, silly me." Erik laughed. Lila came down the hallway, wearing her special Johnson jean jacket, "Did you dress yourself today?" He asked. She nodded, obviously very proud of herself.
"All right, breakfast time, then we can leave." You set the plate of food down in front of Lila.
A few hours later, you were standing on top of the fire truck. Ivy was in Erik's arms, a water gun in her hands and she sprayed fans in the crowd.
Lila, Zach, and Linnea were sitting near the front of the firetruck, you and Mel keeping an eye on them as they also squirted people in behind the barricades.
Erik got off the firetruck and walked through the street, shaking hands and taking pictures, with Ivy still in his arms.
"So many people, mommy." Lila looked up at you.
"I know." You looked out into the never-ending sea of people, shocked by the number of people there too.
Erik came back onto the top of the firetruck and made his way to the front, hoisting the cup over his head, garnering the biggest cheer from the fans you'd heard the entire day.
You watched nervously as Erik got on Gabe's shoulders, "Erik Johnson, I swear to God."
"I'll be fine." He flashed you a reassuring smile as he held the cup over his head once again.
"We won't let him fall," Nate reassured you as he held onto Erik's leg.
Lila gravitated from the ground into your arms as she rested her head on your shoulder. You pointed out all the cool signs to her, "Look at that one." She waved to the man holding the sign, who waved back with a laugh.
Zach gravitated off the ground and wanted to be picked up but both you and Erik already had your hands full, so he turned to one of his uncles and wound up in Uncle Nate's arms.
Nate was taking a sip of his beer, "Can I have some?" Zach pointed to the beer bottle. Nate looked back over at you, panicked.
"Yeah, Uncle Nate, can he?" Erik joked.
"Well... uh..." Nate looked horrified.
"Absolutely not." You butted in, sending a glare to Erik. Nate looked relieved.
You spotted a sign that read 'You've got beer, we've got apples', and next to the apple was a box of apple juice, "You want some apple juice?" At that, Lila looked up and you and nodded.
The guy with the sign tossed a couple juice boxes over the barricade and Erik caught them, passing them out to the kids.
At the end of the road, you all got off the truck. You said your goodbyes and good lucks to Erik, "Good luck, daddy." Lila kissed his cheek.
"Thank you, flower." He kissed her head. He set her down and Zach wrapped his arms around his dad's neck, "Oh, thank you, Zachy." He kissed Zach's cheek then turned to Ivy, "Can I have a hug, buggy?"
Ivy jumped into his arms and hugged him tight, "Bye-bye, daddy." She smiled.
"Bye-bye." He kissed her cheeks too, then stood up to his full height and wrapped his arms around your shoulders.
"I'm so proud of you." You whispered into his ear. You felt him smile and pulled away, cupping his cheeks and pulling him into a kiss.
"Ew." You heard the three tiny people say and giggle. You smiled, kissing him again, then pulling away and waving to him.
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Erik's newest thing was Instagram Livesstreams, but they were also Lives in the most inconvenient of times and places.
He was showing you his sunburns and was in the middle of live streaming, "Erik, people don't want to see this." You laughed as you examined the sunburns on his lower back.
"That's not true. Mileshighavs96 said he wanted to see." Erik pointed out.
"Who's Milehighavs96?" You asked.
"He commented." Erik showed you the screen.
"Weirdo." You mumbled, "And you wouldn't be this burned if you had listened to me and put on sunscreen, to begin with." You told him.
"Well, let's this be a listen to every guy on here. Always listen to your wives." He looked directly into the camera.
"God, Erik, it's gonna peel." You winced as you ran your finger, softly, over the burns.
"Is it gonna hurt?"
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The Stanley Cup was delivered to your house and before the guys delivering it could even put the car in park, Erik was out of the house, shoeless, still in his pajamas too.
He carried it inside, every single person there filming him, and he set it down in the living room.
"Wow." Lila and Zach stared at it in shock.
"Do you want to touch it?" Erik asked.
"Can we?"
"Yeah." He nodded. They reached out and touched it, "Cool, isn't it?"
"Yeah." Their eyes were wide with amazement.
You got ready and started taking all your pictures. With his parents, with your parents, just the five of you, the five of and you and the dogs, and one big one with both sets of parents and all five of you.
You were all getting ready to spend the rest of the day by the pool. You were in the middle of covering Zach with sunscreen when Erik came out and was about to jump into the pool.
"Erik Johnson, you better not set foot in that pool without sunscreen." You glared. He made his way over to you, head hung low as he sat down on the lawn chair next to yours.
You covered him in sunscreen and before you could close the sunscreen bottle, he picked you up, bridal style, and carried you towards the pool.
"Wait, wait, no, Erik, don't!" You shouted. Everyone around you was laughing, "Please." You begged, wrapping your arms around his neck.
"What do you think?" You looked over to the three kids, "Should I toss mom in?"
"Yeah!" They all cheered.
"I thought you guys were on my side." You pouted, then looked back over at Erik, "Please don't do this, Erik."
"One, two, three." He counted down and instead of throwing just you in, jumped into the water with you still in his arms.
You emerged from the water, hair stuck to your face as you glared at him, "I hate you."
"I love you, too." He smiled and wrapped his arms around your shoulders and pulled you in for a kiss.
"I'll get you back." You promised.
"I know you will."
And you kept to your word. After a long day of swimming and fun, it was finally time to come in for dinner. Erik was in the middle of drying off, and you knew it was your chance.
You smiled. He smiled back.
He leaned in, but before your lips could touch, you pushed him, hard, and he fell back into the pool. You laughed along with the kids as he emerged from the water, soaking wet.
"Gotcha." You shrugged.
He jumped out of the water and ran charged at you. You squealed, running away from him, "This isn't fair. You threw me into the water, so I threw you in." You shouted.
You had gotten out of the water well before everyone else so you were dry by dinner time. He caught up to you and wrapped his arms around you.
"No," You whined, trying to push his arms off of you, "I was dry."
"Love you." He laughed, kissing your cheek and affectively getting you wet all over again.
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6erikjohnson6 wifey appreciation post. to my rock, my best friend, the love of my life. couldn’t have done this without you baby. thank you for everything. what a ride it’s been. i love you so much ❤️
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landeskog.92 copycat 😒
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ynyln-johnson so proud of you baby! ❤️ #goavsgo
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6erikjohnson6 love you mrs. johnson ❤️
↳ ynyln-johnson love you too mr. johnson 😘
mel.landeskog gonna miss you girly 🤍
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fritzllang · 1 year
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honestly I think hugh grant lucked out with his glass onion role. a couple hours of shooting at most, no press work, no interviews, and he gets to be remembered by everyone as famous detective benoit blanc's live in sexy malewife
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fortunelowtier · 8 months
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Ok so Steam recently celebrated its 20 year anniversary, and for it Valve had a bunch of art pieces commissioned basically recreating famous memes with their characters
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These are all great and i love them, but THIS is the one that kills me
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Because with this piece, after more than a decade, Chells first words are "I'm sad, Wheatley play Despacito"
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hellsitegenetics · 2 months
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From Portal 2:
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
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Closest match: Lepeophtheirus nordmannii genome assembly, chromosome: 3
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(no image could be found of this organism, so here is an image of L. salmonis, which is closely related.)
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miaiminnis · 1 year
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that mona lisa smile 🧅
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thoughtkick · 4 months
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I just want someone to love me hardest when I least deserve it.
Javson Johnson, “Building”
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seagiri · 10 months
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i care them
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pop-roxs · 6 months
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theyre so stupid
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collectionstilllife · 22 days
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Martin Johnson Heade (American, 1819-1904) • Apple Blossoms in a Nautilus Shell Vase • 1870-75
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quotefeeling · 5 days
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Too many people are walking around living someone else’s definition of success and wondering why they haven’t made it.
Kandia Johnson
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wizard0rb · 2 years
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on that immortality grindset
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ariadne-mouse · 9 months
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Fearne: I could ring up my new demon daddy and ask him
Matt to Ashley, trying to be helpful: you get the impression it wasn't meant as an open line of communication-
Ashley, chaos gremlin: Fearne doesn't know that :3
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philosophors · 2 months
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“Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.”
— Samuel Johnson
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dakotajhnsns · 3 months
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First promotional photos of Dakota for Saturday Night Live.
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perfectfeelings · 6 months
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I just want someone to love me hardest when I least deserve it.
Javson Johnson, “Building”
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thehopefulquotes · 4 months
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Wendell Johnson
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