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daytaker · 3 months
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scarlett-witch-simp · 3 months
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I fucking can't right now guys-
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inkedlycanz · 1 month
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keets-writing-corner · 3 months
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Thinking a LOT about Lucifer in the latest Hazbin episode. Idk what I was expecting but not this??
As I was watching my immediate thought was just "huh... Lucifer is kinda of weird..." but as the episode went on I realized the issue
the dude is off the chain depressed, like he says it as a joke but holy cow it is SO BAD
He's manically just creating rubber ducks cuz his daughter really like it that one time but it's empty, it's never good enough but he keeps doing it, maybe cuz he doesn't know how to pass the time otherwise.
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like I get the feeling he HAS better things he SHOULD be doing than making rubber duck after rubber duck. At first I was like, "Bruh why isn't the king of hell doing anything?" aaaaand then it became clear...
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The dude is disassociating so bad he can barely hold a conversation let alone remember information. He clearly WANTS to, he wants to be involved with his daughter so bad, he wants to care about the things she's doing so bad, but his depression keeps interfering. It's like he can only hear every other word and he grasps onto the ones he does hear semi-out of context. Like you can see every time he catches something that he hadn't before and he just "well shit I didn't catch that part"
and that's why he reacts so weird when people talk to him. He is struggling so bad to engage with the conversation he's only getting 50% of it
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does that look like the face of a man who knows what the hell the conversation is even about??? he is STRUGGLING
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like Charlie spent so long telling him about the hotel, and he STILL didn't understand what she wanted. Yeah it comes off as ditzy but literally I've been in that position where your brain just "nope, not doing this right now" and nerfs your conversation comprehension. So as someone who's BEEN in that position, to me it feels exactly like what he's dealing with. He's sorta engaged with the conversation, but only as much as his brain will allow
For example, when I'm dealing with this, this is what someone talking to me feels like this where the crossed out parts are what I missed and bold is what I catch, "Hey! You know I was thinking for dinner we could either make some chicken with rice? But if you don't feel like cooking, pasta is super easy and you love that right? What do you want to do?" you can kinda get that someone is trying to talk to you about dinner, and towards the end you get the impression that they asked something that needs your input so you can decently put 2 and 2 together and try and pass off, but crucial bits were left out, I would have no idea that either chicken or pasta is in the conversation only having heard "rice". When someone is just talking at me, I can decently pass off as being engaged but the second I'm required to participate in the conversation I'm screwed. Seem familiar? At which point I have 2 options, try to give a bullshit answer, or admit that I missed what they were saying and ask them to repeat
Lucifer, unfortunately, is trying so damn hard to hide that he's dealing with like 24/7 dissociation, so he can't admit that he's missing entire chunks of the conversation, hence his really weird replies. He does eventually get the full picture and then he and Charlie start having the real conversation
Also, the Alastor/Lucifer rivalry was hilarious but also really indicative of more of what Lucifer is dealing with
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Alastor is, unfortunately, really good at picking up people's insecurities, and thanks to Charlie's description earlier and watching Lucifer clearly trying to overcompensate, he immediately picks up on the fact that Lucifer KNOWS he struggles to be a good dad (we know cuz it's cuz of the depression, hard to be engaged when your brain keeps turning off) and decides to rub salt in the wound by pretending he's been acting as a surrogate father to Charlie. Now why Alastor decided to pick a fight with the king of hell is beyond me, I do not understand Alastor (and I LIKE IT) (maybe it's cuz Alastor thinks he's hot shit and was expecting Lucifer to at least have heard of him but Lucifer just treats him like a nobody? who knows)(why would Lucifer listen to radio anyways when he can't even pay attention to a conversation it'd just be white noise)
But yeah I just was expecting someone who oozed either charisma or presence and instead I got a depressed dad who's dissociating so bad he can barely function and be present in his life. The only thing it seems he CAN do is make rubber ducks cuz his daughter really liked it that one time
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Idk Lucifer is tragic to me. Whatever the full details of what heavan did to him absolutely broke him and he can't deal with it. He's aware of it, and he doesn't know how to fix it, so he tries to over compensate and sorta makes an ass out of himself but no one says or does anything cuz this guy is supposed to be THE king of hell
Suddenly it's making a lot more sense why he just rolls over and lets heaven do what it wants and even told Charlie to go in his place the start of the show. He's not in any headspace to hold a basic conversation let alone negotiate! He didn't even know who Alastor was, he's been so out of touch
idk I like him, he seems sweet, I hope Charlie brings some light back into his life. He really needs to get out of that rubber duck room
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ziggykatzfan · 9 months
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heyyy uh you guys should ask me things. because i have answers
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alastorss · 3 months
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HAZBIN LOVE LANGUAGES
⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆
ACTS OF SERVICE - ALASTOR
He's not good at being vulnerable, so acts of service are the only way he can tell you he cares. He's a gentleman through and through, always making sure you're safe and happy. Alastor has gotten used to moving you to the inside of the sidewalk when you join him on his strolls, standing in front of you when drunks approach, even making sure your clothes are folded. He isn't the nicest with his words, and he honestly kind of hates being touched, so he tries his best to do whatever he can to make you happy the only way he knows how. Romance and all that just isn't what he was built for, but he does care. Really.
WORDS OF AFFIRMATION + QUALITY TIME - ANGEL DUST
You think it would be physical touch, but that's far from the truth. Angel has been used his entire afterlife—as soon as he finds someone he feels safe and loved with, he'll settle down quickly. But because of his past, he'll constantly seek words of affirmation and give them in return. One, because he wants to hear you say things that make him feel secure in your relationship. And two, because he never wants you to feel the way he did with Val. Same goes for quality time: Angel never felt like he was valued or cherished in his past relationships so spending some quiet time with you is what he craves the most. Sure, sex is fun, but just being by your side is enough for him.
GIFT GIVING/GIFT RECEIVING - LUCIFER
The King of Hell can do anything. He can be anything. And he'd give you whatever you wanted if it meant seeing you smile. He's especially good at hand made gifts, his creativity and imagination never running dry. And when it makes you smile? That's the best gift he could ever ask for in return. Spoiling you is just what he does best, and if he has the capacity for it, then why not?
PHYSICAL TOUCH - HUSK
This guy is Touch Starved™️. The underworld has really messed with his head and put him into pretty dark places—drinking is all he knows until he meets you. And when you touch him? Oh boy. He malfunctions, but in a good way. It's like all the toment in his head goes quiet without needing to pound some bottles. So he gets used to it, does everything he can to get you to even hold his hands. It's nice knowing someone in this place has his back, past and all. And he does his best to return the affection, wanting you to feel all the same showers of love you give to him.
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shadebloopnik · 3 months
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Lucifer saluting Sir Pentious is everything to me.
Hats off to you Sir, you made it, in Heaven.
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fandom-trash-goblin · 25 days
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myths & martyrs, and what they leave behind.
transformers comic (source by @mythgradeconstellation, fellow ORV lover??) // André Malraux quoted by Mary Gordon in Joan of Arc: A Life // Gregory Orr // the tragic hero; michael kinnucan, the gods show up // Loss, H.D. // Margarita Karapanou // Hélène Cixous, The Selected Plays of Hélène Cixous // this post // it's hard to be a saint in the city, Bruce Springsteen //  i know it’s over, the smiths // unknown // on earth we're briefly gorgeous, ocean vuong // unknown
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fallenhunnyapple · 2 months
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I had this thought and now no one can convince me otherwise-
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zephyrchama · 4 months
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Since demons don't have middle or last names, an angry MC resorts to using their titles when they're really mad.
"Did you seriously just turn the router off? After I've been refreshing this page all day? Lucifer, Avatar of Pride, turn it back on now."
"It seems somebody swapped my homework with blank pages. Mammon, Avatar of Greed, do you have anything to say about this?"
"It's 3am. Leviathan, Avatar of Envy, you need to turn that concert DVD off right now and go to bed or I'm snapping it in half."
"Satan, Avatar of Wrath. This is the third time today I've stubbed my toe on one of your cursed books."
"Asmodeus, Avatar of Lust. You're a doll. But it has been seven hours. I can't try on any more clothes. I'm exhausted."
"I know my name was on this cup of expensive ice cream. Beelzebub, Avatar of Gluttony, how are you going to make this up to me?"
"So help me, Belphegor, Avatar of Sloth, if you're late for class again, I'm the one who gets an earful of complaints. You're leaving this house right now."
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daytaker · 3 months
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There was nothing wrong with the soup.
Lucifer: Good evening. Brothers: *noncommittal hellos from around the dining room table* Lucifer: It seems we're all here tonight. It's become unusual for us seven to all eat dinner together. Mammon: Unusual? There's nothing unusual going on here. Ow! Levi: Ahahaha! What he means is that it's great! It's so great that we're all here eating dinner together! Right? Mammon: Ugh.... Yeah. What he said. Lucifer: ...Mhm. Belphie: Wow... Satan, you did a good job on this soup. Satan: Thank you. It's a human world recipe. I'd like you all to try it. Asmo: Mmm! Wow, that's tasty! Beel: *incoherent garbles as he swallows his fifth bowl* Mammon: Ohhhh, yeaahhhh... So yummy... You should try it, Lucifer. Lucifer: *sigh* Levi: Mmmmmm....! Yum!.... Lucifer: What is wrong with the soup? Asmo: The only thing wrong with the soup is that you aren't eating any! Lucifer: What is wrong with the soup? Mammon? Satan? Belphie? Belphie: I think it tastes great. Satan: Thank you, Belphegor. Lucifer: What is wrong with the soup? Beel: More please. Satan: Of course. I'm so glad you're enjoying it. Lucifer: *slamming his spoon down on the table and standing up* WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE SOUP, SATAN?
Satan has implemented a new psychological method of attack in his onslaught against Lucifer. Before dinner, he told his other five brothers to add a pinch of salt to the soup so it "wouldn't affect them". Little do they all know that it's completely normal soup.
He's learning...
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helluvapoison · 1 month
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imagine lucifer shrinking himself so small he could fit in the palm of your hand
he doesn’t want to interact with anyone else or do anything today… but he doesn’t want to be alone either. you, on the other hand, have a rather busy schedule
“why, i have the perfect solution!”
there’s a burst of of red smoke, a cloud of it that lingers and fills the room. your hand dips slightly and when you look, sure enough, lucifer is there in all his adorable glory. you sit him on your shoulder or slide him into the breast pocket on your shirt or just carry him in your hands! all day!
he’ll whisper jokes or about someone’s appearance in a rude attempt to make you giggle. people stare at you like you’re crazy when he succeeds. he kisses all over whichever side of your face he’s closest to. “there’s so much more of you to love now!”
lucifer’s actually reluctant to change back when you’re done with your errands. all you have to do is pout and say you miss holding him in your arms, he’s back to normal in a jiffy and hugging you close
“that was fun! ..but i missed this too.” he chuckles, pressing his lips to yours
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thisonesock · 3 months
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This man…
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… has tea parties…
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… WITH HIS DUCKS!!!
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SOMEONE PLEASE HELP HIM!
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yukiire · 10 months
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it's time to give the 4th but also newest bro a big hug 💖
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voxtek-enterprises · 2 months
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alastor wiped his hand on his coat after shaking the cane of the DEVIL from THE BIBLE 😭😭 NOT EVEN HIS HAND
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