Thatcher: We need to settle this disagreement in court. The food court. The honorable Judge Cinnabon presiding.
Lexie, age 17: Ew. I hate the food court. It smells like the inside of Molly’s bike helmet.
Molly, age 15: I like the food court.
Thatcher: Relax. We aren’t going to ruin our fun just because Lexie’s aversion to food-
Molly: *laughs*
Molly: Oh! Lexie’s “aversion!” I thought you said… never mind.
Lexie: *mortified look*
Thatcher: *shocked look*
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What lived and died between us - haunts me still.
Places I’ve Taken My Body, Molly Mccully Brown | Written on the Sky; Poems from the Japanese, The Empress Yamatohime, tr. Kenneth Rexroth | Spirit Hold, Holly Warburton | Faces in the Crowd, Valeria Luiselli | The Hoopoe, Mahmoud Darwish | Untitled, E. Perret | Dark Harvest, Joseph Millar | I’m Not Calling You A Liar, Florence + the Machine | Strange Love, Massimiliano Ligabue
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look for the name: ROBIN
(top images) molly goddard blue-grey puff sleeve tie-back midi dress
mm6 maison margiela silver tea bag earring w/ lavender buds
le labo “another 13” eau de parfum
the row satin ballet flats in black
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Is Your Heroine a TRUE Heroine?
In the first chapter of Northanger Abbey, Jane Austen lays out all the criteria of being a HEROINE, almost all of which poor Catherine Morland does not meet. I have adapted these criteria into a simple yes or no test, which you can apply to your favourite heroine. Here is the test and the results for some Jane Austen, Brontë, and Gaskell heroines/female characters
Abusive parent/guardian - 1 point for each abusive parent or guardian, Dead parents - 1 point for each dead parent, and then 1 point for each of the following: Great Personal Beauty, Poor family, Heroic care of animals/nature, Taste for gardens, Extraordinarily intelligent, Plays music/sings, Draws/does art, Focused on schooling, Calm and quiet, Reads poetry
There are 12 criteria, though the possible score can be higher (for example, if you have lost a mother, father, and stepmother, that would count as 3 dead parents)
Jane Eyre, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë Heroine Score: 11
Helen Graham, The Tenant of Wildfell Hall by Anne Brontë Heroine Score: 10
Jane Fairfax, Emma by Jane Austen, Heroine Score: 9
Agnes Grey, Agnes Grey by Anne Brontëm, Heroine Score: 9
Anne Elliot, Persuasion by Jane Austen, Heroine Score: 8
Mary Crawford, Mansfield Park by Jane Austen, Heroine Score: 8
Molly Gibson, Wives and Daughters by Elizabeth Gaskell and Fanny Price of Mansfield Park by Jane Austen Heroine Score: 7
Heroine Score: 6, Emma Woodhouse of Emma, Marianne Dashwood of Sense & Sensibility, Elinor Tilney of Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen, and Cynthia Kirkpatrick, Wives and Daughters by Elizabeth Gaskell
And then with Heroine Scores of 5 or less, we have Elinor Dashwood (5) of Sense and Sensibility, Catherine Morland (2) of Northanger Abbey and Jane & Elizabeth Bennet (2) of Pride and Prejudice
Example Data:
Disclaimer: you must use your own judgement for some answers. For example, does Anne Elliot count as poor since her father is heavily in debt? Also, some data is not readily available, we don’t know if Elizabeth Bennet reads poetry or not (my guess is no).These are my best estimates given the available data in each novel. Also, Jane Eyre is generally calm and quiet, she just has explosions sometimes, so I gave her that point.
Please add ratings of your own heroines if you want! I haven’t read Wuthering Heights so I can’t do the heroine scores.
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Petey: Molly, to get you off my nerves, I'll allow you to say anything you want in the next thirty seconds, starting right now.
Molly: Wally, I think you’re annoying. And arrogant. You're really bossy, too. You also don’t think of anybody but yourself. Your angry face is fun to look at.
Petey: Hey—
Molly: Wait! I still have twenty-three seconds and I’m not done!
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This is fan content unaffiliated with partycoffins work. Welcome Home belongs to partycoffin!
Mr. T. Bear restored concept artwork, close-up!
Oh how Molly loves him, it's a delight. They're never seen apart!
Literally. Molly always finds some way to hold him or to be close to him.
A little bear in his little matching outfit, with a little face only Molly could love.
I keep imagining scenes where, out of joy from dressing up Mr. T. Bear the entire morning, Molly ultimately forgets to change her clothes as well.
Someone just shows up at her door and is like: "How come the two of you aren't matching today?" Molly is like what do you mean and then she stares blankly at herself before she says excuse me for a second and then she runs inside her house to speedrun changing her pajamas-
(Also, yes, it would take her the entire morning to choose the pajamas, Molly is very bad at making decisions-)
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