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ja-reau · 8 months
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Bailey: any of you d-
Cristina: depressed?
Meredith: dying inside?
George: dumb?
Izzie: drained?
Alex: disliked?
Bailey: -done your work. What is wrong with you people?
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shelbgrey · 1 year
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Life of Dr. Y/n L/n: part 10
Y/n: Can I take you with me to my therapist?
Meredith: why?
Y/n: She thinks I’m making you and all your issues up.
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incorrectgreysquotes · 5 months
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Addison, entering the attending’s lounge: Today’s PSA: please don’t put garlic in your vagina. If your vagina is sick, please take it to the doctor.
Arizona: Did a patient seriously-
Addison: You don’t want to know.
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madddddy · 1 year
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Alex: my ideal type is someone who lives on the edge and doesn't follow the rules
Jo: I once had a microwave dinner and it said to let it stand for 2 minutes but I ate it right away
Alex:
Jo:
Alex: marry me
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incorrectquotesmcu · 9 months
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Y/N: You kissed me.
Natasha: Yes, I did.
Y/N: Should we? … I mean, there’s a discussion that we could have… if you wanted to have one?
Natasha: Y/N, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again - get used to it. End of discussion.
Y/N: Okay.
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shyjusticewarrior · 6 days
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Jason: I'm just kicking the job's ass before it kicks mine. Like your mother said.
Damian: No, no. You do not get to use my mother's words against me.
Jason: Well, let me tell you something my mother used to say. "Bats! There are bats everywhere, Jason! And they know everybody's phone numbers."
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months
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Rogue: Sorcerer is full of sunshine and sweets and hope, and every time I try to tell them the world is on fire, they just hand me a marshmallow to roast.
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harringroveera · 1 month
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He’s sat and ready to be kissed again (and again)
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oceanview15 · 1 month
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Zuko, lying on the ground after being struck by lightning: I'm not gonna die. I promise.
Katara: Good. Cause that would be the worst breakup ever.
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ja-reau · 2 months
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Addison: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon!
Derek: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Addison: I need you and the smoke detector to get off my case.
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shelbgrey · 1 year
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Life of Dr. Y/n L/n: part 4
Jackson: you deserve a reward for putting up with me.
April: your my reward.
*later*
Derek: you deserve a reward for putting with me.
Y/n: yeah I do, you can be a real bitch sometimes.
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*Derek tries to do thirty pull ups*
Cristina: Some of those were half ups, you know.
Derek: Suck my dick!
Owen: *turns to Cristina* Please don’t.
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Jack: is this thing between Dean and Cas supposed to be a secret?
Sam: hardly. The only people who don't know Dean and Cas love eachother are Dean and Cas
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Y/N: I'm about to be accomplice to a murder.
Bucky: I always knew you'd find your specialty.
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(a couple years since being in TOPGUN, Maverick has not yet come out to Viper, but decides to visit him after he's had surgery) Viper(waking up, groggy):...Maverick. Maverick(sitting at his hospital bedside: Hey...the doctors said the surgery went great. Yeah....I like men. Uh...as in...romantically. It turns out, I like men. And I'm with the most amazing man. Do...do you remember Iceman Kazansky? Yeah, we got married, and, uh, now we're raising Bradley together - that's Goose's son, because Carole passed away from cancer a little while ago. And I'm...screwing all this up. Look, I...I know this is a lot. And I...and I understand. Um, and if this is too much for you to handle, Believe me. My own mother practically disowned me, So I understand. (Viper is getting teary-eyed) Maverick: Oh, God. I'm making you cry. Please don't cry...! Viper(smiling through his tears):...You have a child? Maverick: I - I do. Viper: Do you have any pictures? Maverick(tearing up himself): You want to see 'em? Viper(grinning): Are you kidding?! (Maverick smiles as he tries to stop crying and pulls out some photos from his wallet, showing them to Viper) Viper:...Oh, he's beautiful...
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