cashier: ok that'll be $20
me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!
cashier: where's all that blood coming from
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Clothing representing the 11,500 Palestinian and 36 Israeli children who have been killed in Gaza were laid out on Bournemouth beach this week.
The 5km line of second-hand clothes was created by activists were laid out to illustrate the scale of child deaths in Gaza.
Each set of clothing represents a child who had been killed.
So urce
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its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website
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my mom walked upstairs in her seal skin boots. Fjonka (my rabbit) came running to greet them (her seal skin boots). she sniffed them for a second. nuzzled them, before realizing they weren't breathing. horror dawned on her. she begun to understand she was dealing with something she couldn't comprehend. she backed off, without letting them out of her sight. she STOMPED to let them (the seal skin boots) know that she did NOT like this situation. my mom stomped back. Fjonka stomped harder, exhibiting a bravery and assertedness I had no idea she possessed. mom turned and went back down the stairs. Good job, Fjonk. You sure showed those undead vampire rabbits who's boss.
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blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25
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Dear Tumblr Familia,
🌬️🍃🦋🧿🖤🪽🍃
Originally, I was going to move to Colorado (from Idaho), this coming July… However, I ~now~ want to keep my options open, after ~FINALLY~ burning bridges with my (supa toxic) ex..😒(he was the one who invited me to Denver, in the 1st place). So if anyone has some ideas/advice/etc., for places I should consider, please hit me up! ✨😋✨ 🌬️🫀🪽
I’m really missing the redwoods (general nature) of Humboldt (North CA), but CA is just SO expensive & SUPER hard to find jobs, in the places that aren’t overpriced.. ~Precisely~ why I was forced to move to Idaho, instead of staying where I grew up, in the SF Bay Area, in CA (I miss it so much omg 🥲). 🍂🥀🍃🌲🍃🥀🍂
Particularly, locations that have character, non-repressive laws…(if you know what I mean)🙄, a good rave/metal community, would be rad! I love city vibes (always something to do, plus way more job ops.), but love getting lost in nature the most.. c:
I’ll have to transfer to another Amazon DSP/Flex Driver position (for financial security purposes), so places that are commuting distance to a dispatch warehouse would be ideal.
I know this is random, but I trust this community more than any other social media; so, danks fam c:
Ooo also, I love the ocean, fog, (good) diverse food, and ~playing~ (not watching) basketball lol… if that matters. ✨🥡🏀🌊🌁🌊🏀🥡✨
Love youuu guyssss, byeeeeee 🫶🏻
🌬️🍃🥀🎹⚡️👩🏻💻⚡️🎹🥀🍃📡
Side Note: If I don’t find another place, I’m still going to Denver… 🤦🏻♀️
I just already had so much planned out & even found a job op over there… yeesh..
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