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mammameesh · 8 days

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Spruce

Send me all your rare ships cause I'm on a roll?

@schittscreekdrabblechallenge

Mutt walks through the spruce trees checking on their growth, listening to the birds and the wind. He closes his eyes and lets the breeze roll through his hair and the trees' needles through his fingers. "Hey." The other voice pierced through his sanctuary gave him a start, and he lifted his clippers in protection. "I come in peace." The tall dryad lumberjack showed his hands. "I'm a lover, not a fighter," he winked. "I'm Jake. Ray said there was a Spruce I could have for my wood shop. Do you know that one?" Mutt nodded and led the way.

#mutt x jake #please tell my brain these are only supposed to be drabbles

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scrarefest · 1 year

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We did it, folks. It’s Friday, and we’re rounding out our week with our final selection of works. This year’s Rare Fest comes to a close with themes of friendship, family, and love — much like the show that we’re all here to celebrate. We hope you enjoy them!

Have fun following along this week? Don’t forget to leave a kudos or comment to show our writers your appreciation!

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Taking Care of David

[Alexis & David, Teen, 5,590]

With Patrick out of town, the last thing David needs is to be stuck in bed with the flu. They've been planning Patrick's attendance at the conference for months, there's no question of him returning to help out. But as chance would have it, Alexis is in town for a couple of weeks and reluctantly, David agrees to let Patrick ask for her help. It isn't like she's going to say 'yes' anyway...

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Marcy's Girls

[Alexis, Marcy, & Stevie, Teen, 4,464]

Marcy is left alone with Alexis and Stevie after David has to pick Patrick up from a vendor run. Alexis and Stevie both turn to Marcy for relationship advice, and Marcy finds herself to be a substitute mother to the girls.

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Want S’more

[Patrick/Jake/Mutt, Explicit, 3536]

Patrick goes camping and gets a crash course in survival woodworking.

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your secret's safe with me

[Ruth/Stevie, Mature, 3,125]

Stevie hates surprises. Truly, there’s nothing she hates more. They make her extremely uncomfortable, and always make her cry, whether or not they’re good surprises. She’s terrible at planning them, too. She’s never been particularly good at keeping secrets, which seems to shock most people.

But somehow, despite all of this, Stevie has ended up dating Ruth who not only likes surprises, but also just informed her that she booked a trip to visit Schitt's Creek for her birthday. So now Stevie has to plan a surprise party for her sophisticated, big city girlfriend in a town that only has one restaurant.

Stevie enlists David's help to plan a surprise party for Ruth. It goes about as well as one would expect.

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Best Budds

Stevie, G, 2,875]

A pre canon telling of Stevie’s relationship with the Motel over the passage of time and the lifelong effect it bestowed upon them.

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You Miss 100% of the Tapes You Don't Play

[Patrick & Stevie, Teen, 995]

Patrick and Stevie support one another’s endeavors on two separate occasions.

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a reason to stay

[Alexis/Twyla, G, 606]

It isn't like she's never been used, like no one's ever looked at her and seen someone they could discard. It isn't like her family, their voices raised through the mansion as they all pack up their lives, cares about her.

She shoves things in suitcases. Stavros will get her out of this; Stavros will bring her home.

Still: when she finds David's stuffie in her closet, she packs it, too.

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Alexis has packed and unpacked her life countless times—but until Schitt's Creek, she never found a place that made her want to stay.

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Creators, don’t forget to update your posting dates if your work was revealed today!

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farm-witches-fic-recs · 16 days

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Our farm witch friends really delivered with their faves last month and we're here this week to share the last of that list. Thank you to everyone who responded to pass along the fics you love and help keep this fandom reading (and writing)!

Check these community fave works out and leave the authors some love!

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Bound by symmetry (barelypink) “I am and always will be a sucker for a slow burn. This one is a diamond.”

Goodwill (@spiders-hth-is-an-outlier) “I don't know why I love this as much as I do. It's really sad, but also really joyful. It unfolds so beautifully. I love all the introspection. And the socks. I'll always love the socks.”

If not now (MoreHuman, swat117) “There is no truer test of a relationship than all the time in the world.”

If you say run, I’ll run with you (upbeat) “Wonderful, different take on the wedding.”

Language of Love (pandorasdaydream) “This series takes the 22 min tv episodes and fills in the moments we don’t see. David and Patrick are fleshed out, while staying true to Dan Levy’s characters. The series is beautifully written and developed.”

Left unsaid (@treepyful) “A very detailed day in the life of a rare pair in the Fandom. Like, so so detailed. But every word is glorious and intentional, and somehow, though there's only like 6 words of dialog in the entire fic, so much gets said. Also, there's one of the most incredible descriptions of a thunderstorm that I've ever read.”

Neither snow, nor rain (middyblue) “Christmas slow-burn.”

Post hoc ergo propter hoc (various) “I love all of the installments in this political AU because I liked the West Wing a lot but it was never queer enough. This series has all the humor and dialogue and romance and Queer Feelings (tm) you might ever wish for in a beltway workplace drama, plus President Johnny Rose and Stevie Budd as his (eventual) chief of staff.”

Prismatic (thetrustytaco) **WIP** “You only see b&w until you get close to your soulmate! Gah! Not finished but so good so far!!”

Sleepless (@wellschitt) “This fic is funny, sexy, and full of heart, and at just over 10k, it's the perfect length for a reread (or in my case many, many rereads) when you need a quick pick me up on a stressful day.”

Time until the end of time (@ships-to-sail, yourbuttervoicedbeau (@kiwiana-writes)) “I've been into the idea of a waiting room on the way to the after life for a long time, and this piece totally does our characters justice. If you have an ache in your life, it will knead it and might even heal you a bit.”

Value added (theMaura) “Short. Hilarious.”

Vampires Are People Too! (@petrodobreva) “It's a rare thing indeed for a fic author to create a unique, fully realized alternative world while still holding on to the spirit of the canon work that we all know and love, but that's exactly what petrodobreva manages to pull off in this teen vampire AU.”

Winning the Game (@ladyflowdi) “One of the most hilarious laugh-out-loud fics in the fandom.”

#friends of farm witches fic recs #sc fanfic #sc fic rec #schitt's creek fanfic #schitts creek fic #schitt's creek fic #sc fic #david rose #patrick brewer #david x patrick #stevie budd #jake x mutt #mutt schitt

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scraregenrecs · 2 years

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SC Reading Challenge Angst Recs

Looking for angst? We've got some works for you! Here's another rec list for the reading prompts in @screadingchallenge. Grab the tissues and get reading!

Angst

Aeration (Alexis, T, by @middyblue)

always the one you call (David, Alexis, T, by bytheseas)

(at least i'm) trying (Alexis/Ted, Alexis/Mutt, NR, by @anniemurphys)

Boys don't wear makeup (Patrick, G, by @myolivebranch)

Choosing So Carefully (Stevie/Ruth, E, by @sarahlevys)

don’t have many good reasons to leave my room (i did most things to get to you) (Rachel/Twyla, Alexis & Twyla, T, by @turningtimeinthetardis)

Gutted (David, Alexis, Moira, Johnny, T, by @wearpersistencewell)

honey, i love you (that's all she wrote) (Alexis/Ted, NR, by @anniemurphys)

I Can't Stand the Rain(e) (David/Jake, T, by @brrose-apothecary)

I Hold a Rose in the Palm of my Hand (Patrick/Rachel, G, by @seldom-what-i-seem)

I weigh a hundredandfuckingsomething pounds (that makes me almost good) (Alexis/Twyla, G, by @andtheydancedbythelightofthemoon)

I'm no aesthete (Patrick & Rachel, T, by firmandfruity)

I'm Not Sorry It's Over (Patrick/Rachel, M, by @doublel27)

Imposter Syndrome (Stevie/Alexis, E, by @petrodobreva)

Leader of the Landslide (Stevie/Twyla, T, by @doublel27)

Learn To Live On Less (David, Alexis, T, by @chronologicalimplosion)

like glass from sandy ground (Alexis/Twyla, M, by @middyblue)

live again (and love again) (Stevie/David, T, by strangeluvz)

lost in the woods (Patrick, T, by @dessertwaffles)

Memory Lane (or How To Steal From Your Ex-Almost-In-Laws) (Rachel, Patrick, and the Brewers, T, by @treepyful)

only if you let me (Alexis/Twyla, T, by @plainest)

recognize my role, i fucked up the timing (gonna pay dearly for years full of silence) (Alexis/Ted, Alexis/Twyla, T, by @turningtimeinthetardis)

The darkest hour is just before dawn (Alexis/Ted, M, by @petrodobreva)

The Seasons of Our Life (Stevie/Twyla, G, by @treepyful)

twist yourself around me (David/Rebecca Bunch [Crazy Ex-Girlfriend crossover], T, by @stereopticons—with podfic by Amanita_Fierce, @hullomoon, oakleaf, @thesleepyskipper, @sunlightsymphony)

When Our Nerves Ain't Shot and Our Hands Don't Shake (Alexis/Twyla, T, by perkalil)

Where'd Everybody Go (Stevie, G, by @doublel27)

You Are David Rose. (David, T, by @midnightstreet)

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poderators · 2 years

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a little behind schedule, but! we are excited to share with everyone the wonderful works our creators made for SC Pride Fest! Please check out the works and send love to the creators!

I’m never tired, never tired | written by: @designatedgrape | podfic by: @b13-maybethistime | art by: @mallpretzels

They’re smack in the middle of the crush of bodies on the dance floor, pressed chest to chest, David’s arms slung over Patrick’s shoulders and Patrick’s arms around David’s waist, his fingertips inching up under David's sweater to get infinitesimally closer to him. He and David are dancing in a way that can really only be described as grinding, and his whole body is electrified with the thrill of being surrounded by gorgeous, sweaty men, while being allowed to actually touch the one in front of him wherever and however he wants.

Or, for Patrick's 35th birthday, David takes him to his first gay bar.

True Colors | written by: @trueillusion82 | podfic by: HowOldAreWe | art by: @rhetoricalk

On a trip to NYC for Pride, Patrick struggles to figure out where he belongs.

[Pod+Vid] Somewhere Under the Rainbow | written by: HowOldAreWe | podfic by: @mallpretzels | art/vid by: @januarium

Helping his mom set up her concert at the Toronto Pride Fest sounded to David like a small price to pay for a weekend in the city. But that was before he was roped into joining the performance, which featured one very snippy lead singer.

all i really need (is to know that you believe) | written by: @dinnfameron | podfic by: cottagepodfics | art by: @goodiecornbread

“Okay, this is supposed to be fun, and instead I’m bored,” Alexis announced, hopping to her feet. “I am going to go out there and enjoy myself, and I would like for my brother to join me.”

“Ugh, fine.” David threw his hands up in exasperation. “I suppose one person can run the booth for an hour. Give me a second to–”

“Ew, not you, David,” Alexis said, grabbing Patrick’s hand and yanking him along with her out into the street.

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Alexis comes back to town for the annual Pride festival, spends the day palling around with her favorite brother, and comes out. Love that journey for her.

No Matter What | written by: @mallpretzels | podfic by: @n0connections | art by: @designatedgrape

Marcy processes her thoughts, feelings, and observations about Patrick after Meet The Parents. And she’s a pretty amazing mom while doing it.

let’s make up for lost time | written by: @sarahlevys | podfic by: @sunlightsymphony | art by: @rhetoricalk

The morning of the NYC Pride March is pretty hectic for Alexis and Twyla, Stevie and Ruth, and David and Patrick. Once it's time to join in the fun, though, everything else is confetti.

whittling away at the self (who am i?) | written by: @hullomoon | podfic by: Amanita_Fierce | art by: @lizzie-bennetdarcy

With Jake working on a Pride exhibition piece, Mutt starts thinking about what Pride means to him.

#sc pride fest #david rose x patrick brewer #alexis rose #marcy brewer #twylexis #alexis rose x twyla sands #stevie budd x ruth clancy #mutt schit x jake #schitt's creek

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hullomoon · 1 year

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hullomoon’s 2022 works: part five

it’s the end of the year, which means it’s time for a work round-up! this year i really tipped into being podfic heavy (and more multifandom!). if you haven’t yet, check out my 2019 roundup, 2020 roundup, and 2021 roundup! all works are ordered in chronological posting order.

BtP S4, Party Favour: Fests | Podfic Fandom, Schitt’s Creek | 1:10:00

hullomoon invites N0Connections and HowOldAreWe to talk about participating in fests, and specifically creating works for Schitt's Creek fests.

BtP S4, Party Favour: Long Pod | Podfic Fandom | 1:10:41

hullomoon invites Amanita_Fierce, N0Connections, RattleandHum, and HowOldAreWe to discuss the joys and tribulations of long pods both as creators and listeners.

one perfect blend | Schitt’s Creek | David/Patrick | ~1.8k

When David goes to Herb Ertlinger's Winery for his mother, he isn't prepared for Patrick, the man doing the wine tasting.

my 202nd work

you take the (cheese) cake | Schitt’s Creek | Heather/Shannon | explicit | ~1.4k

Shannon loves to watch Heather work with her hands

whittling away at the self (who am i?) | Schitt’s Creek | Jake/Mutt | ~1.8k

With Jake working on a Pride exhibition piece, Mutt starts thinking about what Pride means to him.

[Podfic] The Seven Husbands of Alexis Rose | Schitt’s Creek | Alexis/Twyla | 1.5-2 hrs

My name is Alexis Rose. But you knew that already, didn't you?

There's no need for shyness. You don't need to pretend that you didn't Google me before you read this article, or that you don't know who I am. I shouldn't misspeak, though: you think you know who I am. You have an idea of who Alexis Rose is.

Maybe you've never seen any of my movies. Maybe you think I'm washed up, someone only your parents care about. Maybe you think I'm irrelevant. Maybe you think I'm a whore.

Oh, don't duck your head. I guarantee you're not the first person to ever let that idea enter your mind, and you won't be the last.

In 2015, Alexis Rose pens a tell-all for Vogue, promising to finally tell the truth about all seven of those infamous husbands and then some...

Podfic of The Seven Husbands of Alexis Rose.

Simply the Vet | Schitt’s Creek | Ted/David | mature | ~6.5k

The new vet across the street catches David's eye

[podfic] Fine | Schitt’s Creek | David/Patrick | explicit | 05:27:27

After an unexpected decision at Rosebud Motel Group, David and Patrick are left to figure things out. Patrick is working tirelessly to keep the store afloat, while David remains stubborn in his vision.

Eventually, they seek help to work on both their marriage and the store, but no man is an island, and neither of them can fix everything on their own. Heavy angst with an eventual happy ending.

[podfic of Fine]

[podfic] what was i like before you? | Schitt’s Creek | David/Patrick | mature | 23:08

David bit his lip, propping himself up on his elbows and adjusting his knees on either side of Patrick’s hips. Cupping the side of Patrick’s face, he drew his thumb over Patrick’s eyebrow. “How’d you get this scar?”

OR:

David learns some surprising information about Patrick's past.

[podfic of what was I like before you?]

sunrise in our eyes | Schitt’s Creek | Stevie/Rachel | 471

Rachel has a little morning treat for Stevie

#hullomoon podfics #hullomoon writes #david rose x patrick brewer #heather warner/shannon #jake/mutt schitt #alexis rose x twyla sands #david rose/ted mullens #stevie budd x rachel #schitts creek #long post

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b1mbodoll · 8 months

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1 im literally in love w you and your brain marry me rfn tf???

2 bull hybrid!hoon omggg >>>

soo now im curious to know ,,, if you had to make every enhypen hyung line member a hybrid what animal do you think they would be

- 🫧 <33

pairings: en- hyungline x f! reader

warnings: hybrids + exhibitionism + dry humping + knotting + himbo! hoonie + size kink + barbed cock! jay + thigh humping + scent kink + jealousy

💌: im in love with u too lets kiss and get married :3 ‘m so glad u liked bull! hoon im goin to press a tender kiss to ur forehead before u go to sleep tn

heeseung is def lamb or bunny hybrid !! he’s so pretty n dainty but quite literally the definition of wolf in sheep’s clothing. he’s so good at making you think he’s an innocent lil thing until he sneaks into ur bed at night n humps ur thigh til his cum seeps into ur pjs ^^ has the cutest pair of fluffy ears n his hair gets soso curly when he sweats while fucking you

jay is an exotic feline hybrid. probably smth like a snow leopard or black panther!!!!! has a long heavy tail, round little ears and the biggest n sharpest pair of canines. his eyes r so sharp n its so easy for him to pin you down with just one look before making his way over to you n draping himself over ur body as he fucks his barbed cock into u n omg ur kitty is the loudest evr his noises r like yowls and hisses !!

jake is def a canine !! i see him as a wolf hybrid thats so exciteable like a lil house puppy but when he smells u ovulating its like all hell broke loose bc he cant stop growling and snarling at other hybrids :( attacks one of the wolf boys you foster bc according to him “the dumb mutt can’t keep his hands to himself” jakey luvs how his knot keeps the two of u soso close !! kisses ur lips and bites at ur throat til his cock softens n his cum leaks out of ur pussy

i wrote bull! hoon n cant get the thought out of my head!!!!!!! he’s so beeg n strong n beefy n sexy but also a little bit of an airhead 😵‍💫 does most thinking with his cock bc he cant get enough of you !!!!!! it doesnt matter where u r or whos around bc he bends you over regardless!!!! fucks you over n over n if a lil moo slips out of him dont bring it up :x he gets so embarrassed

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judasbreed · 1 month

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Howdy! You can call me Mutt.

Welcome to my blog!

Here you can find all sorts of fun x reader things! This blog will be multi fandom, and requests are always encouraged!

I go by Mutt or Hound, and my pronouns are xe/xim. I am an amateur writer :3

Rules

I will write headcanons, drabbles, one shots, character assigns, and personalized letters from your favorite characters! These will be X reader ONLY, so please no character x character!

I will NOT write anything to do with pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophilia, non con, dub con, or pregnancy (I will add onto this list as I think of more things)

Please make your requests specific! Nothing like "character x reader headcanons", I need more to work with!

I will NOT be taking NSFW requests at this time

What I will write for

These are all the fandoms I will write for! This is very subject to change, so check back frequently to see whats on the list! (⭑ will be next to my most current interests, and will likely be done faster!)

I will be writing for:

Death Stranding ⭑

Silent Hill (1-3) ⭑

Dead by Daylight

Baldurs Gate 3

Resident Evil (7-8)

The Outlast Trials

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II

Mortal Kombat 11

Apex Legends

Characters I will NOT write for

Dead by Daylight: Jake Park, Mikaela Reid, Feng Min, The Huntress, Freddy Krueger, Ghost Face, Chucky

Baldurs Gate 3: Ketheric Thorm, Enver Gortash, Cazador Szarr

The Outlast Trials: Leland Coyle

Mortal Kombat 11: Kronika, Frost, Rain, Geras, Kollector

Apex Legends: Wattson, Valkyrie

Thank you for stopping by! 🕷️💚

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jimblejamblewritings · 2 years

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romeo and...cullen? | part 12.

Summary: Y/N Cullen, youngest in both actual age and last to be turned in the Cullen clan. Her world is turned upside down when Bella Swan enters her family’s life, because Bella doesn’t bring just herself but drags some of her friends into the Cullen’s life as well.

Warnings for the Series: light violence, light angst, light smut

Pairing: Jacob Black x reader

Word Count: 1.4k

Previous Part | (Series Masterlist)

You guys didn’t make it more than two steps down the beach before you heard barking. You looked to find the source.

“Koda?”

You questioned as you looked towards the cliffs behind you two. You and Jacob both looked confused, sure that you were seeing your dog. You looked to see what Koda was barking at. That’s when you two saw Bella.

“That’s too high for her,” Jacob said. You both watched, relieved as Bella stepped away from the cliff. Until she ran straight off the edge.

“BELLA!” You both yelled and ran towards the cliff bottoms.

Jake grabbed your friend out of the water as your dog came running down to you. Jacob performed CPR on Bella. You both watched in anticipation as Bella’s eyes slowly opened and she began to cough up water. You guys ushered Bella into the backseat of her truck, you staying with her as Jacob drove back to her house.

You rushed to get your friend into the house when Jacob stopped you. “Wait, there’s a vampire.”

“There’s a car.” Bella pointed to a car you hadn’t noticed as Jacob pulled up.

“That’s my dad’s car?” You asked confused.

“It could be a trick. I can’t protect you here, it’s not our territory.”

“It’s okay Jake, you don’t have to,” Bella said.

The front door opened and you watched your sister come outside and stand on the porch.

“Alice!” You and Bella said in unison. You had seen your sister right before you left for break but it’s not like you were expecting her in Forks. You both ran to greet her. Jacob followed tentatively behind you guys, closing the door as he entered the house.

“Bella, would you like to explain to me how the hell you’re still alive?” Alice was angry. “I had a vision you jumped off a cliff. Why would you try to kill yourself?”

“I wasn’t trying to kill myself, it’s for fun. It’s cliff-diving, purely recreational.”

“I have never met anyone more prone to life-threatening idiocy… What is that god awful wet dog smell?” Alice scrunched her nose in disgust.

“That’s probably us, or it’s Jake,” you said, not thinking anything of it.

“Jake?”

“Kind of a werewolf.”

“Really?! Werewolves aren’t good company.”

Jacob scoffed from where he was leaning against the doorframe. “Speak for yourself.”

“I’m not going to hurt Bella. And neither would (Y/N).”

“No, you’re a Cullen. I’m talking about the other bloodsucker after her.” Jacob was holding himself back from snapping because he knew Alice was your family.

“Victoria? I didn’t see her… I can’t see anything past you and your pack of mutts!”

“Don’t get me started unless you want things to get very ugly.” Jacob stepped further into the living room.

“Okay, you two let’s try to be civil. Where are you going?” You asked your sister as you watched her move towards the door.

“You’re not leaving are you?” Bella asked.

“I’ll be outside, I’ll come back as soon as you put the dog out.”

Jacob felt bold and the imprint didn’t help. He felt the need to let Alice know she wasn’t getting rid of him anytime soon.

“Don’t bother,” he said. Jacob kissed your forehead. “I’ll just wait in the kitchen.”

You heard the phone ring and Jacob pick it up. Your eyes flickered everywhere but your sister.

“What… (Y/N)…” Alice started.

“I don’t want to talk about it right now.”

“Like hell you don’t—” Alice stopped as she got a vision. “We need to go now!”

“Alice, what is it?” Bella asked.

“It’s Edward! He thinks you’re dead. Rosalie told him why I came here.”

“Jake! Who was that on the phone?” You asked worried.

Your boyfriend peeked his head around the corner. “I don’t know, they just asked for Charlie. Told them he was out planning Harry’s funeral.”

“Did you say it was specifically Harry’s funeral?”

“No?”

“Shit, Jacob.”

Alice’s voice was laced with panic. “He’s going to the Volturi, he wants to die too.”

“We need to go get him!”

Jacob grabbed your arm before you could follow your sister and Bella out of the house.

“Jake I’ve got to go.”

“I just got you back, what if you die there? Isn’t that what he’s going to do?”

You pressed a chaste kiss to Jacob’s lips. “He’s my brother Jacob, I have to try and save him. I won’t get hurt. I’ll be back, I promise.”

~~ (Start of Eclipse btw)

You were nervously bouncing up and down as you approached the front door of the Black’s house. It was the first time you’d be seeing Jacob’s house. He was adamant about showing you after you rescued Edward from the Volturi. Anything to be away from your family for a few days.

Everyone had recently moved back to Forks and, every chance she got, Alice was trying to probe you for answers about Jacob. If Edward knew anything he was keeping quiet; but knowing your brother and his disdain for the wolves, Alice must have been keeping her thoughts to herself for the time being. What no one knew, not even your parents or Jasper was that you were crossing the treaty line or that the other wolves knew. It was a lot to ease them into and you just hadn’t found the time.

You knocked on the door. Jacob opened it, greeting you with a smile. Jacob leaned down and gave you a kiss on the cheek before taking you inside.

“Dad, she’s here.”

You were surprised to see a smile on Billy Black’s face as he wheeled into the front area. Billy stuck out a hand that you gladly shook.

“Don’t look so scared, (Y/N).”

“I just thought…”

“It was a shock at first, but—”

“Dad’s trying for my sake,” Jacob explained as he pulled you into his side.

“Am I doing a good job?”

“Just perfect, Mr. Black.”

“Call me Billy, hun.”

Dinner was a surprisingly pleasant experience. Jacob was right. Billy really was trying. The thought of a vampire in his home and dating his son was one he wasn’t fond of at all. But you were such a sweet girl he couldn’t hold your nature against you. And something about you seemed less vampire than a lot of the others he’s met and killed. He was smiling watching you and Jacob interact at the table until your face fell when you read a text off of your phone.

“I’ve got to go,” you said, collecting your stuff.

“You’re not staying for dessert?”

“My presence is being requested back home by at least three people. I’ll come back as soon as I can. Maybe see you tomorrow?”

“I have patrol till maybe four, babe.”

“Four? Sam’s got you working a lot.”

“Alpha’s orders.”

“I thought Ephraim Black was chief, doesn’t that make you an Alpha too?”

“I see you’ve been doing some reading on our tribe.” Jacob avoided your question.

“I should probably know as much about my boyfriend’s family as he seems to know about mine.”

Billy watched happily as his son’s face lit up upon you saying the word ‘boyfriend’. The imprint seemed to be a really good thing for him. You left the Black’s house and raced back to your own.

“You smell,” your sister, Rosalie, said as you entered the house.

You didn’t have time to do anything about your scent. Normally they wouldn’t have noticed, Jake’s scent to other vampires seemed to be as faint as your scent to wolves, but you had been in a very concentrated space with him and his father.

“What’s all this about?”

“Bella wants to become a vampire.” Rose rolled her eyes.

“What?”

“Right, well you all know what I want,” Bella started. “And I know how much I’m asking for, so I think it’s only fair to vote on it. So first up, Alice?”

Alice smiled and nodded. “I already consider you my sister.”

“I vote yes,” Jasper said from behind Alice, “It’d be nice to not want to kill you all the time.”

“I’m sorry for both of you and for the way I acted. I am truly grateful that you were brave enough to save my brother. But this is not a life I would’ve chosen for myself and I wish there was someone to vote no for me, so it’s a no,” Rosalie said from the couch.

“I agree with Rose, Bells. This isn’t a glamorous life. I know you want this but I’m begging you to live life a little more so for now, I have to say no.”

Edward nodded at you and Rose but all three of you knew it was useless, the rest of the family was going to outvote you.

(Part 13)...

#jacob black x reader #twilight fic

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scrarefest · 1 year

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Happy Wednesday! We’re halfway through the week, and raring for another day of reveals. Today brings more Jutt, plus some platonic Feelings... and a little something unexpected.

Want to follow along with us? Create a copy of this handy, dandy spreadsheet to keep track of the works you read & engage with. And don’t forget to leave a kudos or comment if you enjoyed the works!

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Perfectly Fine

[Jake/Mutt, Explicit, 22,385]

Mutt comes back to Schitt's Creek for the birth of his brother, Roland Jr. There he meets a handsome stranger who connects with him over hard wood.

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Blue Kamikazes for the Win

[Patrick & Rachel, Teen, 1,678]

The Toronto Blue Jays have made the playoffs, and there is only one person Patrick wants to celebrate with, and that person is Rachel. Can that fractured friendship be repaired?

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Clean or Sloppy?

[David & Jocelyn, General, 578]

David has to make an uncomfortable confession to Jocelyn.

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Daddy Issues

[David/Clint, Explicit, 1,564]

David calls his father-in-law a Silver Fox, and Clint shows his appreciation.

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Creators, don’t forget to update your posting dates if your work was revealed today!

#jake x mutt #jake x mutt schitt #jake #mutt schitt #patrick brewer #rachel #david rose #clint brewer #clint x david #jocelyn schitt #stevie budd #sc fanworks #sc fanfiction #scrarefest #sc rarefest 2023

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farm-witches-fic-recs · 1 year

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Greetings and salutations, all!

Our farm witch friends know what’s up and they’ve brought us another round of their recommendations to share with the community.

Check out this week’s faves from around town and be sure to leave the creators some love!

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Bigger than the whole sky (@blackandwhiteandrose) “This is just a really, really beautiful look at David's life before SC and his views on love. You don't need to have watched Lone Star or be familiar with TK to read it, but that's a nice little easter egg for those of us who have.”

Click/snap/whirr (@smallumbrella369) “It's so emotive. The writing is evocative, the characters feel real, and the ideas in the stories always feel fresh. This gave me goosebumps.”

Fate is kind when you wish (@januarium) “It is so sweet and funny and heartwarming. I love magical fics. In this one David wishes he knew what Patrick was thinking, in the days before they get together, and he gets his wish! It’s just so funny and lovely! Of course Patrick is smitten with David, so it’s great to hear his inner dialogues about that! But, unexpectedly, he is also quite the swear-er in his head! I love the way you can just hear those thoughts as you read them. David’s reactions are wonderful. And they are just so lovely together. There’s also a WONDERFUL podfic of this by the WONDERFUL Amanita Fierce, which I also highly recommend!!”

Google it (@rosedavid) “A collection of Patrick's Google searches throughout the events of canon. It's such a cute little new angle we get to see our favorite Button in, and takes us a bit more inside his headspace. Quick, but super fun read!!”

How, Patrick (@madlori) “The comment threads from Patrick's followers are so spot on.”

Left unsaid (treeperson/@treepyful) “It's a rare pair (Jake/Mutt), it’s long enough to tell a beautiful story, but still short enough to read it multiple times in a week! There's like 8 words of dialog, and still I can hear so much of their feelings, it's a picture painted so magnificently, and in exquisite detail.”

On your marks, get set, bake! (@floosilver8) “Even though the fic takes place in the summer, baking always feels like a holiday activity to me so it's the perfect time to read this fic! Everyone's favorite Button is a contestant on the Great Canadian Baking Show where David is a judge, and sparks fly instantly. Just like Patrick's chocolate souffle, it's sweet, hot, and absolutely delicious!”

Red, White, and Blue Jays (@grapehyasynth) “A gorgeous adaptation of a lovely book. This made me want to read the book on which it's based. It's so beautifully written, hitting all the notes of the original but still feeling like it's own story, and so, so romantic. Read. It.”

Shine like silver (@stereopticons) “Stunning is the only word I have for this piece. It's such a gorgeous post-canon story about David finding a passion that he lost. It's a must-read for the fandom IMO.”

Standing in the sunlight in the middle of the street (apothefarley) “The writing is gorgeous. You can feel David’s thoughts. You can feel their love. And bonus, Patrick sings “Case of You” to David.”

Tonight I'll drift in a dream with you (torakowalski) “It’s got sweet caretaking, loads of humor, zany Roses, and some zinger lines.”

What’s in a name? (railmedaddy/@rmd-writes) “I love how the writer developed a story behind the "a helllmet" exchange David and Alexis share in S2.” You have no home, you have no walls (odofidi) “This was such a dark and heartbreaking version of David and his struggle with addiction to deal with an unrequited (so he thought) love for his best friend. I loved the way it was written, going back and forth from present time to the past and how the reader discovers David’s fall into addiction and his struggle to stay sober and how his sobriety becomes so important to him; how he grew from that and how he finally reaches a place where he can love himself and accept being loved by someone. It’s beautifully written and I don’t often see it recommended.”

#friends of farm witches fic recs #friends of farm witches #sc fic rec #sc fanfic #schitts creek fic #SC fic #David Rose #Patrick Brewer #david x patrick #mutt schitt #jake x mutt

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scraregenrecs · 2 years

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SC Reading Challenge Friends to Lovers Recs

We've been reccing a bunch of fics that you could consider "friends to lovers," but here are some fics for @screadingchallenge that are especially all about it! Hope you enjoy, and don't forget to give some love to the creators!

Friends to Lovers

bringing me one step closer (to you) (Stevie/Twyla, E, by @5ambreakdown, with art by @rhetoricalk)

didn’t ask for this--you freely gave it (so now i watch your mouth for both of us) (Alexis/Twyla, T, by @turningtimeinthetardis)

Grilled Cheese and the Space Between (Stevie/Ruth, G, by @kindofspecificstore)

a handprint on my heart (Alexis/Twyla, T, by averita)

I INDEX/MATCH You (Stevie/Ruth, G, by @sarahlevys)

It Happened By The Fire (Jake/Mutt, E, by @frizzlenox)

Just make me come unglued (Stevie/Twyla, T, by @yourbuttervoicedbeau)

Ladies Night Inn (Alexis/Twyla, T, by @imalittlebitgogirl)

Maybe If You Stayed (Alexis/Twyla, E, by @fraudulentzodiac)

My hands full of you (Alexis/Twyla, M, by @the-kellephant)

My Love, She Keeps Me Warm (Stevie/Twyla, M, by @steviestoospooky)

shining, shimmering, splendid (Alexis/Twyla, G, by @petalwritesx)

Taking a Risk (Stevie/Twyla, E, by @unfolded73)

Ten Ways to Say I Love You (Alexis/Twyla, G, by @landofsonlali and @sarahlevys)

to touch my hand (it's nice to have a friend) (Alexis/Twyla, G, by @banesapothecary)

Until I Lose My Breath (Stevie/Twyla, T, by @the-kellephant)

What did you know that i did not (Stevie/Twyla, T, by @doublel27)

#sc reading challenge recs #alexis rose #twyla sands #stevie budd #ruth clancy #jake #mutt schitt #alexis x twyla #twyla x alexis #stevie x ruth #ruth x stevie #twylexis #ruthie #stevie x twyla #twyla x stevie #twylie #jake x mutt #friends to lovers

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ereardon · 1 year

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💀 an injury headcanon but can you do it for all your Jake couples? Or at least you favorite one?

Ooh this is a good one also ALL Jake couples?? Damn OK here we go:

Jake x Y/N (You Again)

"Dr. Seresin? You have a patient."

"In a minute, Barb," you called.

She poked her head into the doctor's lounge. "I think you should come now."

You frowned, grabbing your pen and shoving it into the top pocket of your scrubs. "What is it?" you asked, rounding the corner, only to see Jake on a patient gurney, a bandage on his head and blood on his arm. "What happened?" you demanded.

The nurse next to him looked up. "Training accident. Apparently they took him to the hospital on base and he refused treatment. Said he knows the best doctor in town and won't be seen by anyone else."

Jake smirked at you from the bed, reaching out with his clean arm, wedding band glinting on his finger. "Hey babe. Thought we'd play doctor and patient."

You laughed and rolled your eyes, grabbing the bar on the side of his bed. "We play that at home enough," you whispered softly. "Come on, Jake, our insurance isn't going to keep covering these stupid visits for no reason."

"What can I say, I like to watch my wife at work," he murmured.

Jake x Kate (Slow Burn)

"Alright here you go, sweetheart." Jake helped you sit on the couch, sprained ankle propped on the ottoman.

You winced as he adjusted the leg. "Jake, please, I'm fine."

He shook his head. "Doctor said to ice it and keep it elevated."

"Well I feel fine," you murmured, leaning back against the pillows. Jake entered the living room carrying a glass of ice water and an apple that he had cut and neatly arranged on a plate. You smiled and took a slice.

He ran his hand over your bump. "I have to take care of my girls," he said softly. "Most important things I have."

Jake x Abby (As It Was)

You get a call just a month after the engagement that Jake has been in an accident. You're pulled over on the way to Top Gun driving so fast, tears in your eyes. Bradley's death still haunts you. All you can imagine is showing up and having Bob hand over another folded flag. The officer who pulls you over takes pity on you and provides an escort to base.

When you get to the infirmary, Jake is sitting up drinking a juice box. His eyes light up as he watches you cross the room, expecting a kiss. You slap the juice out of his hand and Phoenix cackles from the chair where she's sitting in the corner.

"You scared the shit out of me!" There are tears in your eyes and you're trembling next to the bed.

Jake reaches out an arm and scoops you by the waist, yanking you gently onto the bed and into his arms. "I'm sorry, baby. Next time I'll ask for a juice box for you, too."

Jake x Nat (My Girl)

"Jake! Jake!" There's panic in your voice and Jake rounds the corner in socked feet, eyes wide.

"What is it?"

"Ellie, she fell!" You look down where Ellie is quietly crying in your arms, a small bump on her head. There's no blood, you checked furiously. One minute you had your back to her, rooting around in the cabinet for hot chocolate mix, and the next you heard the sickening sound of Ellie falling from where she had been standing on a dining room chair, searching in the cabinet above the dishwasher for marshmallows.

Jake reaches out and brushes Ellie's hair from her face, examines the tiny bump. "It's OK, sweetheart," he coos gently, cupping Ellie's chin. "You're OK, right pumpkin? Just a little bump on the head, huh?"

Ellie nods and sits up, wiping at the tears with two balled up fists. You let out a sigh of relief and Ellie climbs into her dad's lap, putting her arms around his neck.

Jake turns to you. "Nat, honey? She's fine. No reason to worry, OK? Kids fall sometimes. It happens."

You shake your head, your fingers pressed tightly on your still seemingly flat stomach. "I'm not ready," you whisper.

Jake places his hand over yours, firmly. "Yes, sweetheart, you are."

Jake x Peach (Above The Fold)

"You are so dumb," you mutter, wrapping the bandage around Jake's hand. You had watched it in real time, and you had known before all of those drunken idiots exactly what the inevitable was. Jake reached out his hand as the bottle tower came crashing down, a green Stella beer bottle slicing directly across his palm. Thankfully it wasn't deep. Once the shock of the blood wore off on the group you got Jake upstairs into the master bathroom, where he was standing above the sink as you sanitized and wrapped the cut.

"I know, honey," Jake whispers, stroking your cheek with his uninjured hand.

You roll your eyes and tuck the end of the wrap before looking up at him. "One day, I'm not going to be around to clean up the messes you idiots make."

"God, I hope that's not true," Jake says softly, wrapping his arm around your waist and tugging you close until your hips are touching. "I'm always going to need you around, Peach. Every day."

#jake hangman fic #above the fold #slow burn #my girl #headcanon

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guruan-is-not-here · 1 year

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Continuing with the Jake is Argentinian thing, I was listening to Día de Enero (Shakira)

and the verse about

Y aunque hayas sido un extranjero hasta en tu propio país Si yo te digo, "¿cómo dices?" Tú aún dices, "¿qué decís?" Y lloras de emoción Oyendo un bandoneón

And even though you've become a foreigner in your own country If I say, "What did you say?"* You still say, "Come again?* And you cry from emotion When you hear a bandoneon

Just makes me think about him 🤭 *Basically it's the same but different ways of saying it depending on the country, so the second one "¿qué decís?" is the way an argentinian would say it

Also, some other verses make me think about Steven

Y aunque parezcas despistado Con ese caminar pausado Conozco la razón que hace doler tu corazón

And even if you seem to be clueless With your slow way of walking I know the reason that makes your heart ache

And about Marc

Voy a curarte el alma en duelo Voy a dejarte como nuevo Y todo va a pasar Pronto verás el sol brillar Tú, más que nadie, mereces ser feliz

I'm going to cure your grieving soul I'm going to leave you good as new And everything will pass Soon, you'll see the sun shine You, more than anyone, deserve to be happy

The chorus is perfect for any of them ☺☺

Ya vas a ver Cómo van sanando poco a poco tus heridas Ya vas a ver cómo va la misma vida

You'll see How your wounds will heal little by little You'll see How life itself will decant the excess salt from the sea

Also the verse about

Y ahora que andamos por el mundo Como Eneas y Benitín Ya te encontré varios rasguños Que te hicieron por ahí

And now that we travel around the world like Mutt and Jeff I've found several scratches that others have left on you

could be perfectly a Layla x them verse🥺

(I ended up placing the verses all over the place LOL sorry, is just the order they came up in my mind first)

#guruan #just thinking

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schittscreekficrec · 2 years

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Hi everyone! Hope you all are having a great start to your week. This week, we wanted to highlight some of the wonderful fics that came from the Schitt’s Creek Rare Fest! Go check these out and give them some love!

liv’s recs: time--curious, mystical, wonderful time by @sarahlevys [alexis x twyla, t, oneshot]

Watch Me Unravel by @fictasticvoyage [patrick & alexis, t, oneshot]

julie’s recs: sophomore slump (or comeback of the year) by @petalwritesx [david & connor, G, one shot]

this (boy) is on fire by @designatedgrape [patrick & the roses, T, multi-chapter]

jette’s recs: You Were There All Along by @treluna4 [Stevie x Twyla, M, multi-chapter]

Left Unsaid by @treepyful [Jake x Mutt, T, one shot]

#biweekly roundup #schitt’s creek fic rec #schitts creek

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Loser. - Jacob Black X Mike Newton X Edward Cullen - 18+ MPreg - 2. What's Wrong with Mike?

January 21st, 2006 3:14 PM "Jacob Black... Call me back. What did you do to Mike? He is terrified. He jumps out of his skin every time the door opens," Bella muttered into the phone, scolding her friend, Mike, who was looking at her. "By Dad..." She said loudly after she hung up.

"Was that Jacob?" Mike gulped.

"No..."

"Bella... Don't hang around him anymore. He isn't what you think he is," Mike said, picking at the hem of his shirt. Before she could say anything, Mike yelped when the bell chimed as the door opened. Mike looked about to shit his pants as he saw Sam Uley. He was observant enough to know someone as freakishly tall and strong as Jacob most likely wasn't human. "B-Bella... Did you clean the bathroom?" Mike asked

"Yes?" She asked, confused as to why Sam was there. She glared at him, knowing he was giving Jake a bad time.

"B-Bella, go order our stock for next week," Mike asked.

"I already-"

Mike stuttered as he looked down at his feet, the large man's feet booming compared to the soft steps he took. "Bella, go," Mike said sternly, making her flinch. She rolled her eyes, storming in the back for him to shut up but still stayed in earshot. "W-Welcome to Newton's. How can I help you?"

Sam looked into the back, seeing that Bella was listening, doing a bad job of covering it up. He tilted Mike's face by lifting Mike's chin, almost at a 90-degree angle, since he was fittingly massive since he was the Alpha.

"I am not here for business... I saw that you just checked out a book on mythology," Sam said vaguely but still enough for Mike to get his gist, leaning down to be inches away from his face. Sam thought he was being soft and gentle with him, but he took it as a threat since Mike was so much shorter. "I just wanted to inform you that that is a sacred book. Not everyone is allowed to check out that book... get it?"

Mike didn't know what came over him. Bella was about to come out and snap at the guy since she also took it as a threat. Surprisingly Mike beat her to it. Jacob's lack of respect and fear of the guy rubbing off on them must be. "I also checked out a book on guns. My father is a hunter... I know my stuff on it, get it?" He snapped. Bella widened her eyes, surprised by Mike landing an actual threat, but she hurt Sam chuckling at him.

"I will tell Jacob to check out a book on taming bitches... he will need it before someone else checks it out," He quipped back, raising back to his height as he left. Bella came out demanding to be filled in on what just happened with a look, but Mike ignored her and continued counting the cash register balance.

'What the fuck did you tell Mike?!?!?!' Bella texted Jacob.

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7:56 PM

Mike locked up the store an hour early as he wanted to be in his house, where the only Canine in his life was his 15-year-old British Terrier, Bagel. The older dog followed him around, looking at him like he was crazy, as he double-locked every door and window in his house.

"Come on, Bagel. We will stay in my room for the weekend." He said. He picked up the old mutt and nuzzled him, walking upstairs as the dog had a spare water and kibble bowl in his room. He locked his door.

'Arrf,' Bagel said, walking in a circle, telling Mike he wanted to go for a walk.

"You are going to go for walks in the tub... It is dangerous outside right now..." Mike blushed, and Bagel looked down and made a 'ruff' sound. "I will clean it up when you are done," he said, and Bagel tilted his head unsure, "I will too..."

He was petting Bagel when he heard the broken doorbell chiming. He gulped and ran to hide under the covers. Bagel waddled under the bed to lie down and cover his eyes with his paws. Mike hoped that whomever it was just walked away.

He peered his eyes out of his blankets, still hiding half his face with his covers. Jacob was looking at him unamused, sitting outside his window on the roof. He knocked on the window when he saw Mike's eyes shoot back under the blanket... he thought it was cute, but he also thought Mike ignoring him was annoying.

"Mike, let me in, or I am going to break your window," Jacob said, and that caught Mike's attention, "Do I look like I am bluffing?"

"A-are you going to eat me or ravage me?"

"I do not want to eat you in the way you are thinking about," Jacob muttered under his breath, and Mike knit his eyebrows together. He felt it would only scare him more if he told him he had been daydreaming about sucking on Mike's sweet pink virgin hole. "I am not going to eat you..." Jake rolled his eyes. "Mike... Let. Me. In,"

Mike groaned as Jacob cocked his arm back, getting ready to punch it open, "Stop! Fine!" Mike sighed, getting out of bed. He looked around and found something to defend himself with. He picked up the tiny rocking chair he used as a toddler. "I am going to open the door... but I will not be afraid to use this if you come into my room," Mike glared, aiming the rocking chair toward him as he unlocked the window.

"What do you plan to do with that? Rock me to death?" Jacob raised an eyebrow, amused with Mike.

"No..." Mike tried to make a stern face, "It's stinky, and the wood will give you splinters... my father made it for me, and he is not very good at carpentry... so beware," Mike gripped the handles tighter. "Youch!" Mike yelped as he got a splitter dropping the chair and crumbling into pieces.

"Oh no... whatever will you use to protect yourself?" Jacob had wriggled to window open and slid in, grabbing Mike's shirt collar before he ran and locked himself in the bathroom. "Mike, I am not going to hurt you," he picked Mike up and threw him on his bed, sliding his hands into his pockets. Bagel came out from under the bed and licked Jacob's shin.

"Bagel, get away from him! He is a monster!" Mike froze as Bagel got bored of licking Jacob, walking up the doggie steps and then circling into himself to sleep.

"You named that thing Bagel? how old is it?" Jacob asked, distracted.

"What do you want, Jacob? You know this isn't Bella's house," Mike couldn't look Jacob in the eyes. He could barely hold himself back from pouncing on him and kissing him. They were both attracted to each other's musk.

"I came here to apologize for my behavior," Jacob asked, and when Mike looked at him, "I... shouldn't have touched you like that this morning... I couldn't help myself." Jacob said, ashamed.

"That's not an excuse... why did you do it..."

"I..." Jacob sighed, "I am a werewolf,"

"Yeah... kind of figured that," Mike glared, and Jacob rolled his eyes.

"I transformed for the first time last night... which is why I was so rude..." Jacob said that knowing that he used to be so fun and lighthearted, he didn't feel the same after the full moon. He had gotten into many fights today and couldn't help himself. He hoped it would go away soon.

"You did?" Mike asked, "Am I transforming too?"

"No... well, yes, but not into the same thing as me," Jacob explained, "it's... the jacket's fault, I think. I liked how you smelled last night. It's something called a mate."

"Like... breeding?" Mike turned his nose up at the wolf.

"No... like a soul mate," Jacob palmed his forehead, annoyed, "That would entail sex, but not mainly... I'm sorry," he said softly. Just last night he saw Mike as a threat to him since he also had a crush on Bella, but now he saw him the way he saw Bella. "You must have some wolf in you... you wouldn't have become my Omega if not. Has any of your parents mentioned folklore in bedtime stories or..."

"My parents a conservative Republican Christians... that would count as witchcraft," Mike huffed, and he crossed his arms, looking away as Jacob sat at the end of his bed. "Besides, I am adopted..."

"You are?"

"Yeah... my bio parents thought I was garbage and threw me away in a dumpster... Bella's father found me behind the diner," Mike said softly.

"Mike," Jacob said, touching Mike's knee. The blonde boy noted that Jacob's hands were bigger than his head.

"Why is my knee tingly?" Mike asked, accusing Jacob of something.

"I told you... you are my Omega. It's our chemistry," Jacob said, and he saw Mike's face when his body started to react, creating a slick in his entrance to be bred.

"Well..." Mike swiped Jacob's hand away, "Keep your filthy mutt hands off of me," Mike said, still angry at the werewolf. His hormones were crazy, too, as he wasn't done with his bodily changes. "I am not even gay... not that there is anything wrong with that... but I am not"

"I will explain everything, okay?" Please Vote, Comment, Add to your lists, and share this story with a friend:). The next chapter will be out next week.

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