#no one else is amused

[vcendent]

capes for are losers > capes are for losers

yes i could fix it, no i will not. the sa sa le le energy stays

#theyre bonding #no one else is amused #every other caped bat is frowning in spirit #my art #fanart #traditional art #dc comics #dc fanart #batfam #batfamily #batbros #batkids #batman #dc robin #red robin #nightwing #red hood #bruce wayne #damian wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #please dont repost my art

[pensymbols]

ah yes the brook/franky/robin/jimbei polycule also known as the babysitters also known as monkey d luffys biggest enablers

#robin does it bcz she thinks everything he does is amusing #brook opperates on the same vein but also knows he cant stop luffy #franky opperates on this is what he deserves and also knowing damn well he cant stop luffy even if he tried to #jimbei actively thinks luffy deserves the best and only the best #like hell stop luffy from doing absolutely insane crazy ass shit thatll get him killed for sure but like everything else is fair game #thinking abt the scene where bege was like we need to focus on the plan he cant be asleep and jimbei was like he needs his rest 🤨🤨 #hes just a boy and hes sleepy let luffy rest ill wake him up 🤨🤨🤨 #also that scene in dressrosa when franky was like luffy you can join the torunament ONLY if you hide ur identity promise me that #anyways i love them #nico robin #jimbei #jinbei #jinbe #franky #soul king brook #brook one piece #one piece #frobin #jinbrook #jimbrook #ill be so honest guys idk what the others ship names are im sorry #paradise polycule

[radiance1]

Pariah Dark. Ghost King. Master of War. Tyrant. The Breaker of Worlds.

Currently found himself... perplexed and at a loss.

He had assumed he would never be free once more, the one-time his punishment was cut short he wrote it off as the mistake it was. A pitiful fool who believed he could claim his crown from his prison without consequences.

The second time.

Well.

He would not have thought himself to be so lucky, assuming that no other would be foolish enough to free him once more.

He most likely should have learned not to assume a lot of things, when one is more than acquainted with the Master of Time. There was a lot he would do and did for the other before his eternal rest, and a lot of things he could've wrapped his mind around, found out the reason for, even so long as he had the clues no doubt left by Time.

But this.

This.

He was not exactly sure what his expression was, he could not even decide what exactly he was feeling, even. "Dearly belo-" Pariah Dark hid his mistake by clearing his throat. "Master of Time, what exactly do you intend for me to do with... these."

'These' referred to the small beasts currently amusing themselves on his body. A pitch-black chick with red eyes currently nesting in his hair, a snake trying to loop itself-and failing at looping- itself around his neck, a puppy currently resting on his arm and a cub currenting trying to get said puppy's attention only to be zapped away by the pup's foot.

Yes.

Zapped.

Despite this utterly befuddling situation, he was amused by it nonetheless.

"Your parole," The Master of Time said, all-knowing smile on his face. "Surely you would know what to do with children, would you not?"

Pariah Dark blinked. "What in the infinite is a parole?" Pariah tasted the word on his tongue, as if it was foreign to him. And, well. It was. "And what, exactly, would that have to do with children?"

The Master of Time's smile eased into faint amusement, as if aware of some joke the king himself was not.

Which happened more often than not, actually.

"Take good care of these children, and you shall be released from eternal sleep." He said, as if that explained everything. But Pariah Dark was staring at him in clear and undisguised puzzlement.

He then raised an eyebrow. "You would leave me alone with children? Truly? With no qualms?"

The personification of Time nodded, and Pariah could blink slowly, as if he had trouble wrapping his head around this. "Dearly beloved, surely you would not think that this-" If Clockwork noticed his slip of the tongue, then he didn't point it out as Pariah Dark continued. "Would be the best of ideas, no? Surely, you should be worrying for their safety."

Clockwork's eyes filled with mirth as he inclined his head slightly. "Well, do you currently hold any thoughts of harming these children?"

Pariah Dark's face gave away his faint confusion. "Not particularly, no."

"Then that is that." The ancient ghost nodded, as if everything was already decided and done as Pariah could only stare at him in unsurprised exasperation before shaking his head.

Perhaps, he should have expected this.

"The one currently making a nest of your hair goes by Vlad, the Pheonix King." Clockwork pointed his staff to the chick in question, who squinted open an eye before nestling further into the king's hair. He then pointed to the snake. "The one currently trying to strangle you, is Danny. Our prince as well as what humans would call an eastern dragon."

The way Clockwork pronounced our had Pariah feeling like it held another meaning and not just him being known as the prince.

Was there something he was not aware of...?

The staff then pointed to the pup dozing off in his arms. "That one," Clockwork said with faint amusement. "Goes by Dan, a fusion between the phoenix and dragon resulted in his creation and he soon became his own entity after becoming secluded from his timeline after its erasure." He said this casually, as if it weren't something that would cause questions. "He is also a Raiju."

How a bird and snake gave way to dog, Pariah does not know.

The staff then pointed to the last child in his arms, trying to bother Dan and being kicked away and zapped for its efforts. "That is Dani, formally Danielle. She is a Mishipeshu who is the only successful clone of the phoenix and dragon, making her our technical princess."

Again, the emphasis of our left Pariah feeling like there was something he should know. A missing piece to a puzzle he didn't even know he had started.

"You said this one was a king, correct?" Pariah asked, shifting around his arms to better support the pup and cub. "Would the phoenix's not take offense to me of all people being the one to raise their ruler?" As soon as the words left his tongue did he remember who exactly he was talking to.

He was met with a vicious smile, one that he did not see until the days of yore. His non-existent heart skipped a beat.

"Well, if they would like to voice their... displeasure." The Master of Time practically purred that sentence out, and Pariah felt something odd shift inside him. "Then they are surely allowed to do so."

Pariah grunted, silent for a few moments. Clockwork moved towards him in that time, and Pariah stood still, only tracking the ghost with his eyes. "I am quite certain you would make a wonderful father, dear-"

Excuse him, dear..?

"-So why not prove me right as you always have, hm?" Pariah Dark blinked, opening his mouth to speak before his mind screeched to a halt as he felt a pair of lips upon his own before they moved away in the next moment.

A ghost of a kiss.

"Now, run along now why don't you." Clockwork had a mischievous glint in his eyes, before Pariah found himself surrounded by a wide pasture, spanning as far as his eyes could see (and he could see very far) and at the end a forest with a house behind him.

But he could not react, even as he felt pecks upon his head, a bite at his ear and most surely the scratching of claws against his form.

His hair burst into green flames as he stood stalk still.

#danny phantom #phoenix vlad #dragon danny #raiju dan #Mishipeshu dani #dp dark ages #darkages #Pariah Dark wasn't taking the hint so Clockwork decided to step it up a notch #Unfortunately (for Pariah and everyone else) that just left the man in bluescreen mode #Not that it inconvenienced Clockwork because he's finds it amusing #Feared king of the Infinite rendered useless with a mere kiss #Honestly this might be the only ship I actively ship in this fandom lmao. #Felt like writing and I wanted another mythology beast idea so yea #I did this #Was supposed to dcxdp but Meh it'll be fine as is :3 #Right the phoenix's don't really take Vlad's 'situation' pleasantly but it's not like they could just forcefully take him back into their #custody lmao #Right none of the quartet really remember their past so they're genuine babies now #Blame Clockwork for that one really #Aight better stop yappin now #Gabye

[tswwwit]

if you could

would you boop bill?

I would, then I would die horribly shortly afterward. And it would be worth it.

#answers #Only one person has Bill-bothering immunity #And boy does he take advantage of it #The amount of shit Dipper gets away with absolutely flabbergasts the people who know Bill #All touching his face and attempting to push him around and thwarting all his plans #And yes of course booping his nose or (trying to) pick him up in a princess carry #All allowed with an amused indulgence Bill Never extends to anyone or anything else #Truly that mortal has done a number on the guy #And Dipper barely even recognizes it

[reverieaudios]

I just remembered the time in college when a guy was obnoxiously hitting on/ attempting to neg me so I tore into him and all he sent me the next day was a link to the song "she's so mean" by matchbox 20 and I think this might have been my greatest college achievement

#I attracted so many weird situations #this one isnt even close to being as weird as the professor on grindr incident #also the astigmatism thing #these dont make sense to anyone else but they amuse me

[opbackgrounds]

In an alternate universe, Lucci becomes a part of the Luffy fan club and goes around telling everyone how great of a captain he is

#opbackgrounds #one piece #ch421 #lucci #deliberately misconstruing facts for my own amusement #nothing else about him changes though #it'd make the reverie hilarious

[uncanny-tranny]

Honestly, I do think it's kind of funny when cis people talk about how Big Trans is forcing them to date, bed, or be friends with trans people because, truly, most of us wouldn't have wanted to be around them, anyway.

If you don't want to be seen as transphobic, there are ways to state your desires without being seen as transphobic. However, you can't have it both ways: treating trans people as second-class people while also not being seen as a bigot while doing so. You need to make your peace with that if you are going to go about this in a transphobic way.

#ally advice #lgbt #lgbtq #transphobia #transphobia tw #like i get how complex the conversation can be for some people... #...but sometimes i wonder if it's a matter of the conversation being complex... #...or because people want so desperately to be bigoted without being treated any worse because of it... #...in short they don't want to be reminded about how shitty it is to treat PEOPLE like things or like parasites... #...because then you have two options... #...option one is to embrace that bigotry openly no matter the cost... #...and option two would be to actually reflect on WHY it is that bigotry - and specifically their - bigotry is wrong actually #like whenever i have talked to other trans people about this we ruminate and laugh about our own experiences with it because it's ridiculou #and it just seems like the Cis Gaze into transness and what they assume it looks like. #i don't have a better word besides cis gaze because it objectifies mystifises and seperates the trans experience from Everybody Else #anyway it is sometimes amusing to see but it is ultimately not trans people's fault if you aren't ~into~ us to any capacity #so i am critical of the idea that trans people need to Remeber How Hated We Are to the point of our own detriment #anyway we will simply move on without you and we will yet live (and ball all the while)

[robby-bobby-tommy]

I dunno why but it's one of the funniest moments in TF:Exodus. Like, the way Megatron just ignores Shockwsve's words makes me think it wasn't the first time. Like "yeah, yeah, you might desire to conduct an inhumane experiment on me, but check out my new name".

But Shockwave and Soundwave are such good besties. No questions asked, just be who u wanna be.

Also my personal hc that Shockwave and Megatron met through Soundwave. 2waves already knew each other, cuz Shock used to patch Sound up. And after Megatronus fought Soundwave, the latter was very interested in his opponent, so he sent Laserbeak Rumble and Frenzy to spy on the best gladiator. He wasn't really happy with cassettes following him, but once they explained themselves he decided to meet with Soundwave again. After they've gotten closer and became brothers in arm, Sound decided to introduce gladiator doctor/unhumain scientist. Megatron really wasn't happy with Shockwave using gladiator's corpses for his own caprice. Yet he was still useful for the cause so he had to tolerate scientist. After all of them became kinda close. They had a very strange type of friendship, but it worked and no one complained.

#tfp #transformers exodus #transformers prime #transformers #maccadam #tfp soundwave #tfp megatron #tfp shockwave #but genuinely they all thought “primus I'm the only one sane here” for a long time but somehow they made it work #and it was a very hard time for Megatron to trust this new so called doctor #so for the majority of the first few operations Soundwave had to attend or else Megatron was gonna go patch himself up #SPOILERS FOR LATER CHAPTERS some part of me believes that the bombings of the amusement park and others was a collective work of three of em #Megatron planned everything #Soundwave found minicons who were brave enough to agree on this avanture through his connections #And Shockwave prepared boombooms for them to complete it using his knowledge in chemistry #also the part of me likes to think that MegaSound were genuinely upset when Starscream told them that Shocky died #and logically they were honestly happy once he came back #and also Megatron is really nice to both if them like really #he pushes everyone around yet he never even yells at them #tell ko to immediately fix Soundwave and says that 'he doesn't want to lose' shockwave again #and yeah it probably was just because only he could revive predacons but let me at least dream Megan has feelings apart from anger #megatron #soundwave #shockwave

[barlowstreet]

the last of us text posts - part twelve: boop edition

(part eleven) (part ten) (part nine) (part eight) (part seven) (part six and a half) (part six) (part five) (part four) (part three) (part two) (part one)

(Shout out to @homunculus-argument whose post I am stealing for this.)

#the last of us #tlou hbo #ellie williams #joel miller #your honour i love them #text posts #text post memes #tlou memes #the memes of us #incorrect quotes #incorrect tlou quotes #bella ramsey #pedro pascal #the tipsy bison #mine #mine* #my stuff #this one amused me at least #i dunno if anyone else is gonna find this one funny XD

[booasaur]

NCIS: Hawai’i - 2x16

#ncishawaiiedit #ncis hawai'i #lucy tara #kate whistler #yasmine al bustami #tori anderson #ncis hawai'i 2x16 #kate x lucy #kacy #femslash related stuff #haha the way kate's voice lowers on the ''I'm used to being better at things than everyone else'' #and scandalized at the thought of ever having gotten a B #which lucy is so amused at #but this is so them and I love it #as much as kate's had to coach lucy through some insecurities lately we know kate's the more high-strung one #I'm sure there have been lots of nights she just stayed up anxious about something #now she has someone she can actually share that with :>

[manasurge]

Thank you for allowing Mourynn to live out her whimsical Princely™ fantasies with Morwen!! (@commanderthalys 's pretty NMC girlie <3).

This originally spawned from some fun OC talk, but due to the timing of me finishing this during the VS art party, I'm going to pretend that it sort of applies to that too since both Mourynn and Morwen were there. It's lowkey cheating I know, but still lskjflaskf

#artgallery #Mourynn #Mourynn art #VS art party #gift art #gw2 fan submission #sylvari #sylvari OC #gw2 #gw2 OC #Mourynn's collar looks atrocious from this angle and i hate it but #I couldn't figure out the logistics of it at a side view and didn't have any refs to work with #so I'll have to figure out how to do that properly later #it still amuses me how similar their names sound lsjflsj #they're both dramatic theatrical weirdos who are starved for attention and I love it #enemies with benefits #tbh Morwen is probably going to be one of her controversial NMC friends that no one else approves of; I can see it sakjflsjf

[hanzajesthanza]

the rest of the hanza addressing or speaking of angoulême: “girl,” “brat”

regis addressing or speaking of angoulême: “my dear child,” “our darling angoulême”

#perhaps he was being politely disapproving in the first and a little sarcastic in the second #but i think about that… he didn’t have to throw in ‘our beloved’ when bringing her up but he did… #he gives her such dignity when he speaks of her even if he doesn’t understand or disagrees ❤️ #plus he said that when she was sitting right at the table with them like. :) #regis being amused by her ‘colorful expressions’ and this being brought up not one not two but three times… #if nothing else to him she is a fascinating example of linguistic microevolution and niche LMAO #txt #f: i’m not your uncle dear child #c: angouleme #c: regis

[rockethorse]

So far, Calcinidae Bay has:

A public primary & secondary school

A sports field

One public library

A spa

A cinema

One hotel/restaurant (somewhat fancy)

A city hall

A water park

A mall (supermarket, tech store, chain restaurant, chain cafe, jewellery, newsagency, clothing)

A train station

A small organic store/cafe

A pawn shop with an apartment upstairs

One apartment lot with 4 individual flats

10~ residential lots

The Kitstop (important)

What do you think I should prioritise next? 🤔 I'd love to build a park/playground but I really want those to fit into the surrounding lots & suburbs, so I can't really build them until I've built said lots, LOL.

What would YOU build next?

#I wanna do an apartment building but that's really just for my own amusement #I'm trying to identify what this town actually NEEDS and feelin kinda stumped #I guess my heart says it should probably be a clinic/pharmacy but I'm wondering what else #Calcinidae Bay #no idea is too silly or too mundane I wanna hear what you would do in my position #when I get to this stage in BaCCs I also get kinda lost on where to go next lol #actually it really needs a more generic cafe bc the ones we have are kinda niche #and a restaurant #looking at this is so funny. like mayor! mayor! our citizens are dying and we don't have any sort of medical centre! #i hear you. build a water park

[masterwords]

#aaron hotchner #derek morgan #hotchgan #criminal minds #i saw this and instantly thought of the mayhem one but then there were the others #and something about derek in the scrubs and hotch in his suit with his big hand inside that incubator and... #help i'm in too deep #that 2nd one doesn't have any great screenshots but #hotch is in there first and he's the closest and everyone else leaves but he stays #and that is the good stuff you know? #i really need to actually try to write #but i also have something that i find amusing that i'm working on with more screenshots so this is my blog now i guess

[maddy-ferguson]

i don't like j0pper either but when people say joyce should've stayed with bob they always lose me because i have a hard time believing she even liked the man

#like hardcore twitter j0ppers have a point i fear she wasn't amused by his antics #and narratively he's very much her el and her steve the normal she can't go back to after the upside down stuff (like him wanting them to #move to maine) #something else about joyce and hopper. when someone said i don't think hopper's homophobic for saying like is he in s1 (i don't think he #would be based on that alone like it's not a convincing argument to me at all) someone else said you're crazy to think joyce would get #with a man who could be homophobic she would never do that to will when like. wasn't murray's whole thing in s3 that joyce didn't #like that hopper was a brute but that she also kinda liked it. now why they would choose to highlight that instead of continuing on the #path of s1-s2 j0pper idk but just. it's funny that they'd immediately go joyce would never do that to will when like. yeah. #i do think bob was the better choice...for will's stepdad lol. for joyce idk. #for jonathan...no idea #and hardcore j0ppers are cute when they say how dare you base your opinion of hopper on s3 that's like three days in his entire life WELL #we only spend one week a year with these characters blame the duffers for giving us this side of hopper and for leaving us with that for 3 #years. but i can also find stuff i don't like about him in other seasons so we're fine #and like i say: brf slt

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

…I think I’m funny.

#the joys of making playlists #I should find a heart attack song for Glenn #it’s amusing to me if no one else #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #dndads quest #dndads odyssey #dndads s1 #dndads season 1 #ron stampler #Terry jr #terry stampler