seeing the words “directed by matthew gray gubler” on an episode of criminal minds brings forth nothing but a traumatizing experience
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emily: what happened to my floor and my cat after i fell asleep last night?
jj: i.. spilled some wine. and we couldn’t find a mop or anything. so pen tried to use sergio.
penny: it’s all coming back to me. not very absorbent. 2/10 do not recommend.
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Le Mew, Le Purrrr ❤️
Penelope Pussycat Fanart :]
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Current goal
Make this scene look like something from a show or something
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Odysseus may be a dog person but Penelope is definitely a cat person.
I know we joke about how Odysseus is a "Wet Cat" as it's correct but he really does "show love" and even behaves like a cat to me.
The whole "I only love two people and they're the only ones who can love me without fear of me biting them." as most cats pick "Their person".
My cats are literally the type to be like "Hi! I love you!" all the while they're walking across my work and knocking most shit over, leaving destruction in their wake. Odysseus literally slaughters a bunch of people and then a whiplash of him crying while being held by his wife.
(I also headcanon him as someone who "demands attention" like a cat. Especially from Penelope. "Ima lay my head in your lap even if you're kind of busy." "Ima grab your hand and start kissing your fingers even if you're holding something.")
Odysseus always wants to claim he's like a dog (Loyal, Brave, etc.) but he's not. Penelope has always loved cats, using some string to play with them sometimes even though I don't think Mycenae Greece had cats until later periods, being brought over from Egypt, it's a headcanon, let me have fun and his "wet cat" vibes are what drew her to him in the first place.
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Happy Spookyday! Have an unrelated semi-black cat, oooOOOooooOOOoooo
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