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emilyinsuits · 2 months

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#pilates mom #jj #jennifer jareau #criminal minds #14x05 #more from this episode because HELLO???

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littletroubledoll · 2 months

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rich nyc mom aesthetic

#lily van der woodsen #gossip girl #sex and the city #clean girl #old money #east coast #new york city #vintage nyc #nyc #ivy league #sporty and rich #rich moodboard #pilates mom #pink pilates princess #minimilist #90’s aesthetic #90’s fashion #90’s style #classy

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waifangels · 29 days

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#female manipulator #girl interrupted #femcel #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #lana del rey #coquette girl #alana champion #coquette #model #pink pilates princess #locally hated #gwyneth paltrow #cool mom #vaping #smoke cigg you loser bitch #meme #female hysteria

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thediaryblog · 9 days

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I can’t wait to be a girl mom !!

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llilithdiaries444 · 1 year

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manifest🎀

#coquette #dollette #range rover mom #old money #old money aesthetic #pilates girl #girlblogger

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mysicklove · 24 days

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working hard so that rich girl by gwen stefani can be my anthem

#🔪 - mello talks too much #working hard so that i can have a chihuahua in my handbag and drive a mercedes convertible #working hard so i can buy $8 lattes everyday #working hard so that i can have a country club membership and play golf just for funzies #working hard so i can be a pilates mom later in life

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homemakinghippie · 3 months

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healthylaur · 1 year

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tonight’s book ☃️🤍

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streetstylis · 6 months

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Range Rover Mom 🤎🥥

For more inspiration: https://streetstylis.com/range-rover-mom-how-to-dress-like-her/

#range rover mom #Range Rover #Range Rover mom aesthetic #aesthetic #rich mom aesthetic #mom aesthetic #pastel pink #pink aesthetic #pink moodboard #pink pilates princess #pinkcore #girly things #pink pilates girl #soft pink #just girly things #old money

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guardianbee · 10 months

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spider-man: across the spider-verse? oh you mean miguel o'hara and his terrible, no-good, very overwhelming, and unresolved catholic guilt? yeah that movie fucks, five stars.

#miguel o'hara #wait until he realizes HE'S pontius pilate lmaoo #man is half mexican AND half irish #probably had a little our lady guadalupe statue AND a last supper painting in every room of his childhood home #maybe even a deluxe nativity scene all year round #my mom has two!#atsv spoilers #across the spider verse #into the spider verse #posts on the run #text post

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scorchedcandy · 4 months

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Every year my parents put up a nativity scene on the wood stove and someone made the unfortunate error of getting me an ornament of the Fonz years ago and so he has been attending the birth of Jesus Christ ever since

#the one christian tradition i really still engage with bc im committed to the bit is this nativity scene #im very glad my religious parents put up with my whimsy #such as including arthur fonzarelli in the birth of christ #and calling pontius pilate of JCSS 1973 fame the fifth beatle #they actually put him there on their own now #this year my mom hid him behind the three wise men #“bc thats where she could get him to stand up” a likely story smh #but he has been returned to his rightful place of honor #he has never once been put up on the tree #he clearly approves 👍#nonsense #dont ask where jesus is its december 17 hes still in the womb ie. the drawer

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aldieb · 8 months

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not enough of y’all were around at the time to appreciate/justifiably judge me for the fact that i named my first car “the car’a’carn”

#text tag #it belonged to my mom first and didn’t have a name so we just called it the honda pilot. which caused major problems for me as a small child #bc in church when they told the story of jesus i heard them say pontius pilate killed him and i was like ‘oh i know what pilot is’ so even #after knowing better i kind of imagined jesus getting crucified by an suv #this is the level of quality posting you get from me fresh off 11ish hours of work

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thehealingbaddie1 · 1 year

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I want better for myself. I’m removing what doesn’t serve and focusing on what does serve. What feeds my soul and makes my sacral scream YESSSS! Only responding to opportunities that excite me so the universe sends more things that I can be grateful for! I’m done living a life of ‘wtf’, what ifs, and confusion. I’m going after what I fn deserve. love and peace🫶🏽

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fagrackham · 1 month

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How is a sexy charming nearly 6 foot tall ftm bi dude who can top and also can cook supposed to find love in this crazy world….

#and by ‘love’ i mean I WANT TO FUCK SOMEONE’S SUBURBAN MOM #I WANT TO FUCK SOMEONES PILATES LULULEMON WINE AT THE SOCCER GAME POOLBOY VALIUM MOM

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1eos · 1 year

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ppl when you tell them you're not working out to lose weight

#i picked pilates bc of my achey back and hips and overall low stamina in general 😭#now my mom is like 'you need to stop drinking sodas if you wanna lose weight'#that's not a goal for me tho? i just want to feel good in my body #like just bc YOU hate how i look that doesn't mean i have to too

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nerdgirlnarrates · 5 months

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Regret to report that the jocks were right, exercise really does release endorphins that make you feel so much better

#devastated to find that this known physiologic phenomenon also applies to me #although sincerely I think the best thing I’ve done for my mental health the past couple years is start exercising #i almost never feel better than I do after pilates with my mom #my content #my text posts

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